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Hypo: $40k tax free but you must eat 6 mozzarella sticks daily for a year

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Curious embarrassed to the bone box office
  07/06/25
come on man, that is one meal
blathering macaca
  07/06/25
It’s only $40k, not a large amount of money but it&rsq...
Curious embarrassed to the bone box office
  07/06/25
how many hours do you work to actually net 40k?
blathering macaca
  07/06/25
Idk like 3 days of work
Curious embarrassed to the bone box office
  07/06/25
do i have to find them myself or are they provided somehow?
charcoal balding pervert coffee pot
  07/06/25
If you go into a bathroom and turn the lights off and yell &...
Curious embarrassed to the bone box office
  07/06/25
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magenta confused church pocket flask
  07/06/25
18000000000000
Emerald frum ceo
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Cruel-hearted Giraffe
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charcoal balding pervert coffee pot
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laughsome outnumbered field partner
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bateful school
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Khaki sneaky criminal
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Splenetic home new version
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Exhilarant kitty cat foreskin
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Concupiscible heaven trump supporter
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awkward generalized bond electric furnace
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Can I accept this multiple times concurrently? Like, can I u...
Cruel-hearted Giraffe
  07/06/25
realistically isn't this just breakfast for some psycho that...
blathering macaca
  07/06/25
I am being entirely serious. If I could up this to 24 sticks...
Cruel-hearted Giraffe
  07/06/25
These are the fried ones like you get from a bar, not just a...
Curious embarrassed to the bone box office
  07/06/25
Yep. I'll make it work. There weren't any stipulations about...
Cruel-hearted Giraffe
  07/06/25
I think I'd tap out at 12 but I don't think I'd struggle wit...
blathering macaca
  07/06/25
Every extra 6 gets you $20k more
Curious embarrassed to the bone box office
  07/06/25
I'll take 24 sticks a day.
Cruel-hearted Giraffe
  07/06/25
that's 3,600 calories you will be disco-sized by the end.
Haunting office water buffalo
  07/07/25
Not with 2-3 hours of cardio a day
Cruel-hearted Giraffe
  07/07/25
do i have to source the sticks myself? idk that this is wor...
Vigorous cowardly theater stage genital piercing
  07/06/25
This is RFK Jr., your Secretary of Health and Human Services...
stirring buff dog poop
  07/06/25
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awkward generalized bond electric furnace
  07/14/25
40k seems steep but mozzarella sticks are 180, so ok
laughsome outnumbered field partner
  07/06/25
This one is close, but the lack of sales tax makes it worth ...
hilarious irradiated address
  07/07/25
upping it to 12/18/24/etc is tcq
Offensive pink library
  07/07/25
if they are burger king sized rinky dink ones yes. if they a...
bateful school
  07/07/25
Can I request them baked instead if fried? Are they kosher?
Sienna Station Milk
  07/07/25
They are whatever the Trader Joe’s mozzarella sticks a...
Curious embarrassed to the bone box office
  07/07/25
serving size 3 pieces(77g) calories per serving 260 ...
Haunting office water buffalo
  07/07/25
It’s not but having them 365 days in a row would be te...
Curious embarrassed to the bone box office
  07/07/25
they're not kosher. how does that work for me?
Sienna Station Milk
  07/07/25
you're indian why do you care?
Haunting office water buffalo
  07/07/25
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pearl wagecucks
  07/07/25
veddy veddy not kosher
Sienna Station Milk
  07/07/25
cheese and breadcrumbs isn't kosher? wtf is wrong with you ...
Offensive pink library
  07/09/25
you need to pay a (((rabbi))) to magically make things (((ko...
Haunting office water buffalo
  07/09/25
I was at a farmer's market in NJ where some religious Jews w...
pearl wagecucks
  07/11/25
prole tell: thinking kosher means a rabbi blesses the food. ...
Sienna Station Milk
  07/11/25
Yeah, that was a point of discussion, but he noted that in d...
pearl wagecucks
  07/11/25
are you retarded? kosher certification has literally nothing...
Sienna Station Milk
  07/11/25
I'm retelling a conversation I overheard. I didn't get the ...
pearl wagecucks
  07/13/25
so you're transmitting like 4th degree hearsay about somethi...
Sienna Station Milk
  07/13/25
most cheese is not kosher because of animal rennets. if you ...
Sienna Station Milk
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laughsome outnumbered field partner
  07/07/25
No 40k for you
pearl wagecucks
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Curious embarrassed to the bone box office
  07/08/25
Your god is dumb as shit. Just do one of your regular tricks...
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Cruel-hearted Giraffe
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pearl wagecucks
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Curious embarrassed to the bone box office
  07/09/25
based on the TJ's mozz sticks nutrition facts, you'd get 74%...
Trip Pistol Chad
  07/09/25
define 'sticks'
Exhilarant kitty cat foreskin
  07/11/25
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Curious embarrassed to the bone box office
  07/12/25
I'd do 30 sticks. Everyday. Then I'd take my $43,800,000 and...
Aromatic sooty pisswyrm base
  07/13/25


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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:37 PM
Author: Curious embarrassed to the bone box office



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:38 PM
Author: blathering macaca

come on man, that is one meal

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2Reputation#49077691)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:49 PM
Author: Curious embarrassed to the bone box office

It’s only $40k, not a large amount of money but it’s very inconvenient and an unhealthy meal

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2Reputation#49077705)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:52 PM
Author: blathering macaca

how many hours do you work to actually net 40k?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2Reputation#49077713)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:54 PM
Author: Curious embarrassed to the bone box office

Idk like 3 days of work

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2Reputation#49077723)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:50 PM
Author: charcoal balding pervert coffee pot

do i have to find them myself or are they provided somehow?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2Reputation#49077706)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:56 PM
Author: Curious embarrassed to the bone box office

If you go into a bathroom and turn the lights off and yell “take me away, take me away to the cheesy shores of cheddar bay” when you turn the lights back on a basket of 6 mozzarella sticks with a side of marinara sauce will appear in the sink

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2Reputation#49077730)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 11:50 PM
Author: magenta confused church pocket flask



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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:05 AM
Author: Emerald frum ceo

18000000000000

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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:08 AM
Author: Cruel-hearted Giraffe



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Date: July 7th, 2025 1:04 AM
Author: charcoal balding pervert coffee pot



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Date: July 7th, 2025 1:06 AM
Author: clear theater immigrant



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Date: July 7th, 2025 1:20 AM
Author: laughsome outnumbered field partner



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Date: July 7th, 2025 1:35 AM
Author: Maize adventurous hospital



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Date: July 7th, 2025 8:39 AM
Author: bateful school



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Date: July 7th, 2025 8:44 AM
Author: insane range voyeur



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:20 AM
Author: pearl wagecucks



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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:36 PM
Author: Khaki sneaky criminal



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Date: July 9th, 2025 8:35 AM
Author: Splenetic home new version



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:59 PM
Author: Exhilarant kitty cat foreskin



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Date: July 11th, 2025 2:02 PM
Author: Concupiscible heaven trump supporter



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Date: July 11th, 2025 2:05 PM
Author: Marvelous Faggot Firefighter



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Date: July 12th, 2025 12:13 PM
Author: awkward generalized bond electric furnace



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:50 PM
Author: Cruel-hearted Giraffe

Can I accept this multiple times concurrently? Like, can I up it to 12 for $80k?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2Reputation#49077707)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:53 PM
Author: blathering macaca

realistically isn't this just breakfast for some psycho that is trying to go crazy at the gym? idk if you're being sarcastic but it seems pretty doable

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2Reputation#49077716)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:55 PM
Author: Cruel-hearted Giraffe

I am being entirely serious. If I could up this to 24 sticks a day for $160k I would do it in a heartbeat.

I could literally do all of that in one meal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2Reputation#49077727)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:56 PM
Author: Curious embarrassed to the bone box office

These are the fried ones like you get from a bar, not just a cheese stick brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2Reputation#49077732)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:57 PM
Author: Cruel-hearted Giraffe

Yep. I'll make it work. There weren't any stipulations about how I had to consume them, just that I had to. If I'm really struggling I'll throw them in a food processor or a blender to make things easier.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2Reputation#49077734)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:58 PM
Author: blathering macaca

I think I'd tap out at 12 but I don't think I'd struggle with that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2Reputation#49077738)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:55 PM
Author: Curious embarrassed to the bone box office

Every extra 6 gets you $20k more

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2Reputation#49077725)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:55 PM
Author: Cruel-hearted Giraffe

I'll take 24 sticks a day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2Reputation#49077729)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 9:07 AM
Author: Haunting office water buffalo

that's 3,600 calories you will be disco-sized by the end.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2Reputation#49078404)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:29 PM
Author: Cruel-hearted Giraffe

Not with 2-3 hours of cardio a day

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2Reputation#49078900)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:55 PM
Author: Vigorous cowardly theater stage genital piercing

do i have to source the sticks myself?

idk that this is worth 40k

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2Reputation#49077726)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 11:10 PM
Author: stirring buff dog poop

This is RFK Jr., your Secretary of Health and Human Services. The Department is monitoring responses to this poast to find the CR

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2Reputation#49077755)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 12:39 AM
Author: awkward generalized bond electric furnace



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Date: July 6th, 2025 11:36 PM
Author: laughsome outnumbered field partner

40k seems steep but mozzarella sticks are 180, so ok

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2Reputation#49077803)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 5:25 AM
Author: hilarious irradiated address

This one is close, but the lack of sales tax makes it worth it, assuming the mozzarella sticks are fresh.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2Reputation#49078180)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 8:37 AM
Author: Offensive pink library

upping it to 12/18/24/etc is tcq

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2Reputation#49078353)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 8:42 AM
Author: bateful school

if they are burger king sized rinky dink ones yes. if they are restaurant sized big boys no. cost to heart health not worth the 40k

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2Reputation#49078365)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 9:01 AM
Author: Sienna Station Milk

Can I request them baked instead if fried? Are they kosher?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2Reputation#49078386)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:18 AM
Author: Curious embarrassed to the bone box office

They are whatever the Trader Joe’s mozzarella sticks are in terms of size and nutrition

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2Reputation#49078730)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:20 AM
Author: Haunting office water buffalo

serving size

3 pieces(77g)

calories per serving

260

So only 520 calories? That's not terrible.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2Reputation#49078733)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:21 AM
Author: Curious embarrassed to the bone box office

It’s not but having them 365 days in a row would be terrible

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2Reputation#49078738)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:26 AM
Author: Sienna Station Milk

they're not kosher. how does that work for me?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2Reputation#49078743)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:32 AM
Author: Haunting office water buffalo

you're indian why do you care?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2Reputation#49078752)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:23 PM
Author: pearl wagecucks



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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:24 PM
Author: Sienna Station Milk

veddy veddy not kosher

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2Reputation#49078879)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 8:15 AM
Author: Offensive pink library

cheese and breadcrumbs isn't kosher? wtf is wrong with you ppl?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2Reputation#49085417)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 8:32 AM
Author: Haunting office water buffalo

you need to pay a (((rabbi))) to magically make things (((kosher))) and Trader Joes is too cheap to do that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2Reputation#49085446)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:47 PM
Author: pearl wagecucks

I was at a farmer's market in NJ where some religious Jews were giving some NJ honey farmer grief because he didn't pay a rabbi to bless his honey. He explained that he looked into it and didn't think it made any sense whatsoever since there are no real requirements other than the rabbi blessing his honey and the stuff that matters like how the honey was made wasn't the area of their attention at all. You can feed the bees total shit like corn syrup and they would still make it Kosher as long as you paid them, while he put in the work to make premium honey and they dgaf. It was hilarious seeing this Italian bro argue with these Jews that their entire system is bullshit and that his family ran their apiary for generations and that their religion isn't substantive. This Jewish woman took offense at this but he wasn't having it and suggested they go somewhere else.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2Reputation#49093436)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:55 PM
Author: Sienna Station Milk

prole tell: thinking kosher means a rabbi blesses the food.

it's amazing how many prole goyim think this. any goy who has been around jews knows that kosher means the product is what it purports to be and doesnt contain improper non-kosher additives

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2Reputation#49093467)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:58 PM
Author: pearl wagecucks

Yeah, that was a point of discussion, but he noted that in discussions with the rabbis at no point did they gaf about how the honey was made. They were like "do you add anything" he said "no" and they were like ok, this just needs to be blessed. He pointed that out to the Jews who dismissed this and noted that this was about respecting their religion and he pointed out that their religion doesn't result in better honey.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2Reputation#49093474)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 2:07 PM
Author: Sienna Station Milk

are you retarded? kosher certification has literally nothing to do with blessing anything. there are no blessings. i dont know wtf ur babbling about regarding honey and who youre talking about bc i didnt read ur tl;dr, but i just know ur babbling and talking out of ur ass.

kosher is a certification. the kosher agency is putting their stamp of approval that the product is what it purports to be and doesnt have non-kosher ingredients. simple as that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2Reputation#49093509)



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Date: July 13th, 2025 8:37 PM
Author: pearl wagecucks

I'm retelling a conversation I overheard. I didn't get the contact info for the orthodox Jews so that other Jews like you could get in contact with them at a later date to argue about their understanding of Kosher rules. Sorry about that.

I'm not even Jewish so I don't really know or care about this level of detail.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2Reputation#49098817)



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Date: July 13th, 2025 11:13 PM
Author: Sienna Station Milk

so you're transmitting like 4th degree hearsay about something you dont know jack shit about? got it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2Reputation#49099230)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:57 PM
Author: Sienna Station Milk

most cheese is not kosher because of animal rennets. if you go to the grocery store, only 1% of the cheeses are kosher

https://oukosher.org/blog/consumer-kosher/say-cheese/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2Reputation#49093472)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 4:17 PM
Author: laughsome outnumbered field partner



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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:24 PM
Author: pearl wagecucks

No 40k for you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2Reputation#49078877)



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Date: July 8th, 2025 11:22 PM
Author: Curious embarrassed to the bone box office



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Date: July 9th, 2025 8:30 AM
Author: soul-stirring hyperactive casino french chef

Your god is dumb as shit. Just do one of your regular tricks like eat them in the dark or under an umbrella or something so he doesn't even notice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2Reputation#49085438)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: Cruel-hearted Giraffe



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:59 PM
Author: pearl wagecucks



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Date: July 9th, 2025 4:10 PM
Author: Curious embarrassed to the bone box office



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Date: July 9th, 2025 4:38 PM
Author: Trip Pistol Chad

based on the TJ's mozz sticks nutrition facts, you'd get 74% of your saturated fat from these little fuckers per day

4 PINNOCHI'S-O. NOT WORTH IT

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2Reputation#49087406)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:59 PM
Author: Exhilarant kitty cat foreskin

define 'sticks'

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2Reputation#49093479)



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Date: July 12th, 2025 12:11 PM
Author: Curious embarrassed to the bone box office



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Date: July 13th, 2025 11:18 PM
Author: Aromatic sooty pisswyrm base

I'd do 30 sticks. Everyday. Then I'd take my $43,800,000 and put it in trusts for my kids so they would be taken care of.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2Reputation#49099235)