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It's crazy how much parity there is in men's tennis now

The difference between #1 and #30 player is truly minuscule....
filthy striped hyena school cafeteria
  08/30/25
Sun is energy, no?
Glassy Foreskin Casino
  08/31/25
Date: August 30th, 2025 10:42 PM Author: Dave Prole The ...
Mauve crawly juggernaut
  09/06/25
Didn't realize Frances Tiafoe was a poaster
magenta up-to-no-good sound barrier
  09/08/25
That’s just because the “top” players now ...
ruddy laughsome french chef
  08/30/25
...
Burgundy bat-shit-crazy parlor athletic conference
  09/05/25
, he lisped
Emerald Boiling Water National Security Agency
  08/30/25
Crazy how Alcarez and Sinner keep getting slightly more slee...
Spruce base cuck
  08/30/25
You're being sarcastic but that's exactly right. You think t...
filthy striped hyena school cafeteria
  08/31/25
I think they are obviously better tennis players than no. 30...
Spruce base cuck
  08/31/25
...
Maroon Nowag Ape
  08/31/25
Actually tyrolean doobs literally is a convicted doper. That...
Mauve crawly juggernaut
  08/31/25
delusional take
Maroon Nowag Ape
  08/31/25
this is going to go down as one of the dumbest sports thread...
Mauve crawly juggernaut
  09/03/25
Yes, Ahmurrican and uninformed at its finest.
rusted corn cake home
  09/07/25
*3 guys win the last 13 slams* *xo deems this parity*
Mauve crawly juggernaut
  08/31/25
That's Kenny. Don't smear the rest of us on xo
Yapping Theater Laser Beams
  08/31/25
Kenny is the quintessential xo tp
Mauve crawly juggernaut
  08/31/25
Why did a 50-year old brown pedophile open this thread?
filthy striped hyena school cafeteria
  08/31/25
we've got pedophiles of all races and ages itt!
Mauve crawly juggernaut
  08/31/25
And they're seething about their boy Carlos
filthy striped hyena school cafeteria
  08/31/25
so mad kenny
Yapping Theater Laser Beams
  09/08/25
Bump this thread in 2-3 years when lance and doobs have each...
Mauve crawly juggernaut
  08/31/25
bump for djoker & lance alcatraz, and tyrolean doobs mak...
Mauve crawly juggernaut
  09/03/25
OP: guess number of first-time slam semifinalists in 2025 ...
Mauve crawly juggernaut
  09/03/25
Did Felix get a good night's sleep?
Yapping Theater Laser Beams
  09/05/25
...
Mauve crawly juggernaut
  09/05/25
What? it's just Monkeytraz and Doobs over and over and will ...
Bonkers Dark Crackhouse Private Investor
  09/05/25
alcatraz and sinner ATE more potatoes last week are you dimw...
Yapping Theater Laser Beams
  09/05/25
...
Mauve crawly juggernaut
  09/05/25
this is literally the dumbest tennis thread ever. and xo nov...
Mauve crawly juggernaut
  09/05/25
This isn't even the dumbest thread Kenny has made all week
Yapping Theater Laser Beams
  09/06/25
How many children did Fulano molest this week?
filthy striped hyena school cafeteria
  09/06/25
We went from Fed/Djoker/Lance to a bunch of random fags
Brindle charismatic chad church building
  09/05/25
random fags? the same 2 doping fags and djoker have won the ...
Mauve crawly juggernaut
  09/05/25
Sinner should be stripped of his titles, his clothes, and th...
Brindle charismatic chad church building
  09/05/25
189 and anisimova & sabalenka should strip together t...
Mauve crawly juggernaut
  09/05/25
Kenny
Yapping Theater Laser Beams
  09/06/25
Fulano the Brown Molester
filthy striped hyena school cafeteria
  09/06/25
...
Bateful Whorehouse
  09/06/25
Same 2 guys in 3 consec slam finals now - first time EVER ...
Mauve crawly juggernaut
  09/06/25
...
Bateful Whorehouse
  09/06/25
Fulano the Brown Molester
filthy striped hyena school cafeteria
  09/06/25
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/G0IaelAXgAAwjYU?format=png&n...
Mauve crawly juggernaut
  09/07/25
One of the worst self owning OPs we’ve seen here in a ...
at-the-ready honey-headed turdskin
  09/07/25
Explain
filthy striped hyena school cafeteria
  09/07/25
low IQ schtick?
Fantasy-prone haunting nibblets
  09/07/25
#1 seed just barely beat #25 seed in the semis Are you ac...
filthy striped hyena school cafeteria
  09/07/25
#1 and #2 “barely beat” everyone every time. Odd...
Mauve crawly juggernaut
  09/07/25
Every time? https://www.usopen.org/en_US/news/articles/2...
filthy striped hyena school cafeteria
  09/07/25
...
rusted corn cake home
  09/07/25
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/G0RpfHCXoAAXvXD?format=jpg&n...
Mauve crawly juggernaut
  09/07/25
wow. at every single 2025 event that BOTH alcatraz & tyr...
Mauve crawly juggernaut
  11/03/25
alcatraz is 70-8 on the year, including 16-3 vs top 10 oppon...
Mauve crawly juggernaut
  11/13/25
Sinner finishes his season with… 58 wins 6 losse...
Mauve crawly juggernaut
  11/16/25
That result in Turin ensures that #2 Sinner will finish 2025...
Mauve crawly juggernaut
  11/16/25
final 2025 money list. top 2 are 3x the #3 guy: https://p...
Mauve crawly juggernaut
  11/17/25
AO odds: lance/doobs to win @ -1100; the field is +550 th...
Mauve crawly juggernaut
  01/15/26
Bump for AO and healthy meals
Yapping Theater Laser Beams
  01/18/26
...
Mauve crawly juggernaut
  01/18/26
Name a player to watch in AO who isn't one of the usuals
Bat Shit Crazy House-broken Stage Sandwich
  01/18/26
to watch to break thru alcadoobs blocade? or watch to go far...
Mauve crawly juggernaut
  01/18/26
wow i called this one re tien
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  01/28/26
AO 2026 update: #1 alcatraz beat #32 yesterday 62 64 61. gue...
Mauve crawly juggernaut
  01/25/26
AO 2026 update: top 6 seeds all made the QF. top 4 all made ...
...,,..;...,,..,..,...,,,;..,
  01/28/26
we avoid a 4th straight alcatraz-doobs slam final... by gett...
...,,..;...,,..,..,...,,,;..,
  01/30/26
Why are you still bumping this thread dumbass? Sinner lo...
Kevin "Canadian" Bacon
  01/30/26
tomorrow, the past 15 slams = won by 3 guys (djok, alcatraz,...
...,,..;...,,..,..,...,,,;..,
  01/31/26
Sinner lost bitch Cram it up your ass
Kevin "Canadian" Bacon
  02/01/26


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Date: August 30th, 2025 10:42 PM
Author: filthy striped hyena school cafeteria

The difference between #1 and #30 player is truly minuscule. It amounts to like trying a little bit harder, or getting slightly more sleep / better diet the week before

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Reputation#49225252)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 10:34 AM
Author: Glassy Foreskin Casino

Sun is energy, no?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Reputation#49225967)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 9:28 PM
Author: Mauve crawly juggernaut

Date: August 30th, 2025 10:42 PM

Author: Dave Prole

The difference between #1 and #30 player is truly minuscule. It amounts to like trying a little bit harder, or getting slightly more sleep / better diet the week before

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2#49225252)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Reputation#49242041)



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Date: September 8th, 2025 1:24 PM
Author: magenta up-to-no-good sound barrier

Didn't realize Frances Tiafoe was a poaster

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Reputation#49245347)



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Date: August 30th, 2025 11:05 PM
Author: ruddy laughsome french chef

That’s just because the “top” players now are sps garbage who can lose to a #153 ranked pusher any day of the week

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Reputation#49225274)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: Burgundy bat-shit-crazy parlor athletic conference



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Reputation#49239551)



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Date: August 30th, 2025 11:07 PM
Author: Emerald Boiling Water National Security Agency

, he lisped

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Reputation#49225281)



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Date: August 30th, 2025 11:11 PM
Author: Spruce base cuck

Crazy how Alcarez and Sinner keep getting slightly more sleep than number 30

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Reputation#49225309)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 1:01 AM
Author: filthy striped hyena school cafeteria

You're being sarcastic but that's exactly right. You think they're more athletic or have more skill than other guys? If you zoom in on their matches they start out losing like half of them and barely win the huge ones

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Reputation#49225444)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 8:45 AM
Author: Spruce base cuck

I think they are obviously better tennis players than no. 30.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Reputation#49225771)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 9:19 AM
Author: Maroon Nowag Ape



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Reputation#49225821)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 10:23 AM
Author: Mauve crawly juggernaut

Actually tyrolean doobs literally is a convicted doper. That’s the difference

Lance Alcatraz is the fastest guy on tour

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Reputation#49225945)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 9:20 AM
Author: Maroon Nowag Ape

delusional take

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Reputation#49225822)



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Date: September 3rd, 2025 8:24 PM
Author: Mauve crawly juggernaut

this is going to go down as one of the dumbest sports threads on xo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Reputation#49234981)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 7:39 PM
Author: rusted corn cake home

Yes, Ahmurrican and uninformed at its finest.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Reputation#49243826)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 10:26 AM
Author: Mauve crawly juggernaut

*3 guys win the last 13 slams* *xo deems this parity*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Reputation#49225953)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: Yapping Theater Laser Beams

That's Kenny. Don't smear the rest of us on xo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Reputation#49225973)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 10:41 AM
Author: Mauve crawly juggernaut

Kenny is the quintessential xo tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Reputation#49225979)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 12:04 PM
Author: filthy striped hyena school cafeteria

Why did a 50-year old brown pedophile open this thread?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Reputation#49226126)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 12:27 PM
Author: Mauve crawly juggernaut

we've got pedophiles of all races and ages itt!



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Reputation#49226195)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 12:29 PM
Author: filthy striped hyena school cafeteria

And they're seething about their boy Carlos

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Reputation#49226197)



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Date: September 8th, 2025 1:04 PM
Author: Yapping Theater Laser Beams

so mad kenny

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Reputation#49245306)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 10:28 AM
Author: Mauve crawly juggernaut

Bump this thread in 2-3 years when lance and doobs have each won double digit slams.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Reputation#49225956)



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Date: September 3rd, 2025 6:12 AM
Author: Mauve crawly juggernaut

bump for djoker & lance alcatraz, and tyrolean doobs making all 4 slam SFs this year but for djoker knocking off alcatraz in the RG quarters



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Reputation#49232809)



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Date: September 3rd, 2025 8:23 PM
Author: Mauve crawly juggernaut

OP: guess number of first-time slam semifinalists in 2025

answer: ZERO

yep, parity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Reputation#49234977)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 3:47 PM
Author: Yapping Theater Laser Beams

Did Felix get a good night's sleep?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Reputation#49239299)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: Mauve crawly juggernaut



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Reputation#49239550)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 3:52 PM
Author: Bonkers Dark Crackhouse Private Investor

What? it's just Monkeytraz and Doobs over and over and will be for a decade. They slip up rarely but they're so much better than the field and NOVAX is declining.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Reputation#49239312)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 4:55 PM
Author: Yapping Theater Laser Beams

alcatraz and sinner ATE more potatoes last week are you dimwitted

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Reputation#49239486)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: Mauve crawly juggernaut



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Reputation#49239548)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:15 PM
Author: Mauve crawly juggernaut

this is literally the dumbest tennis thread ever. and xo novax still reached all 4 slam semis this year. it's the big 2 + djoker. rofl parity.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Reputation#49239553)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 11:57 AM
Author: Yapping Theater Laser Beams

This isn't even the dumbest thread Kenny has made all week

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Reputation#49240874)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 12:04 PM
Author: filthy striped hyena school cafeteria

How many children did Fulano molest this week?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Reputation#49240881)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:15 PM
Author: Brindle charismatic chad church building

We went from Fed/Djoker/Lance to a bunch of random fags

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Reputation#49239552)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:16 PM
Author: Mauve crawly juggernaut

random fags? the same 2 doping fags and djoker have won the past 13 slame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Reputation#49239557)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:18 PM
Author: Brindle charismatic chad church building

Sinner should be stripped of his titles, his clothes, and thrown to the men who would be paying his rent in any other era of tennis

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Reputation#49239570)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: Mauve crawly juggernaut

189

and anisimova & sabalenka should strip together tmw

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Reputation#49239580)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 5:31 PM
Author: Yapping Theater Laser Beams

Kenny

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Reputation#49241623)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 5:40 PM
Author: filthy striped hyena school cafeteria

Fulano the Brown Molester

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Reputation#49241633)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 9:30 PM
Author: Bateful Whorehouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Reputation#49242045)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 9:26 PM
Author: Mauve crawly juggernaut

Same 2 guys in 3 consec slam finals now - first time EVER

lol Kenny

Not even Federer and lance managed this.

Must be the spaghetti and paella.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Reputation#49242039)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 9:30 PM
Author: Bateful Whorehouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Reputation#49242044)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 9:34 PM
Author: filthy striped hyena school cafeteria

Fulano the Brown Molester

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Reputation#49242050)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 8:08 AM
Author: Mauve crawly juggernaut

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/G0IaelAXgAAwjYU?format=png&name=small

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Reputation#49242477)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 8:37 AM
Author: at-the-ready honey-headed turdskin

One of the worst self owning OPs we’ve seen here in a while

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Reputation#49242508)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 8:42 AM
Author: filthy striped hyena school cafeteria

Explain

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Reputation#49242514)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 8:58 AM
Author: Fantasy-prone haunting nibblets

low IQ schtick?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Reputation#49242527)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 9:07 AM
Author: filthy striped hyena school cafeteria

#1 seed just barely beat #25 seed in the semis

Are you actually the one running a retard shtick?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Reputation#49242535)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 11:47 AM
Author: Mauve crawly juggernaut

#1 and #2 “barely beat” everyone every time. Odd case.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Reputation#49242777)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 4:44 PM
Author: filthy striped hyena school cafeteria

Every time?

https://www.usopen.org/en_US/news/articles/2024-08-29/carlos_alcaraz_suffers_shock_2024_us_open_defeat_to_botic_van_de_zandschulp.html

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Reputation#49243374)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 7:43 PM
Author: rusted corn cake home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Reputation#49243830)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 7:33 PM
Author: Mauve crawly juggernaut

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/G0RpfHCXoAAXvXD?format=jpg&name=large

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Reputation#49243816)



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Date: November 3rd, 2025 8:20 PM
Author: Mauve crawly juggernaut

wow. at every single 2025 event that BOTH alcatraz & tyrolean doobs played, one of them one the title.

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/G423H-SWUAAOihg?format=jpg&name=medium

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Reputation#49399257)



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Date: November 13th, 2025 6:14 PM
Author: Mauve crawly juggernaut

alcatraz is 70-8 on the year, including 16-3 vs top 10 opponents (only losses are tyrolean doobs, djoker and fritz).

tyrolean doobs is 53-6 on the year, including 16-4 vs top 10 opponents (4 losses to alcatraz)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Reputation#49428010)



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Date: November 16th, 2025 10:21 PM
Author: Mauve crawly juggernaut

Sinner finishes his season with…

58 wins

6 losses

6 titles (2 Slams, ATP Finals 1M1000)

11.500 points

One of the best year end #2 seasons in history

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Reputation#49436958)



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Date: November 16th, 2025 10:32 PM
Author: Mauve crawly juggernaut

That result in Turin ensures that #2 Sinner will finish 2025 with more than twice as many ranking points as #3 Zverev.

Never before has tennis felt so starkly stratified.

https://x.com/BenRothenberg/status/1989453658040222173

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Reputation#49436978)



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Date: November 17th, 2025 4:59 PM
Author: Mauve crawly juggernaut

final 2025 money list. top 2 are 3x the #3 guy:

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/G58w3iuXwAAogNX?format=jpg&name=900x900

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Reputation#49438939)



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Date: January 15th, 2026 7:53 PM
Author: Mauve crawly juggernaut

AO odds: lance/doobs to win @ -1100; the field is +550

the market doesn't seem to agree with OP

https://sportsbook.draftkings.com/leagues/tennis/australian-open-men?category=futures&subcategory=winner-specials

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Reputation#49592738)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 3:10 PM
Author: Yapping Theater Laser Beams

Bump for AO and healthy meals

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Reputation#49598974)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 3:43 PM
Author: Mauve crawly juggernaut



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Reputation#49599041)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 3:13 PM
Author: Bat Shit Crazy House-broken Stage Sandwich

Name a player to watch in AO who isn't one of the usuals

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Reputation#49598977)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 3:44 PM
Author: Mauve crawly juggernaut

to watch to break thru alcadoobs blocade? or watch to go far?

nobody not a usual is beating alcadoobs.

to watch to go far -- watch nowag learner (tennis teen) tien. hes 20 and seeded at a slam for the first time



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Reputation#49599047)



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Date: January 28th, 2026 8:40 AM
Author: ...,,..;...,,..,..,...,,,;..,


wow i called this one re tien

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Reputation#49626059)



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Date: January 25th, 2026 12:48 AM
Author: Mauve crawly juggernaut

AO 2026 update: #1 alcatraz beat #32 yesterday 62 64 61. guess he just eat some better shepard's pie down in melbourne than the #32 guy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Reputation#49616728)



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Date: January 28th, 2026 8:40 AM
Author: ...,,..;...,,..,..,...,,,;..,


AO 2026 update: top 6 seeds all made the QF. top 4 all made the SF.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Reputation#49626057)



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Date: January 30th, 2026 9:34 AM
Author: ...,,..;...,,..,..,...,,,;..,


we avoid a 4th straight alcatraz-doobs slam final... by getting a 24 time slam champ instead. that's some parity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Reputation#49632584)



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Date: January 30th, 2026 5:44 PM
Author: Kevin "Canadian" Bacon

Why are you still bumping this thread dumbass?

Sinner lost

You were PWNED

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Reputation#49634102)



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Date: January 31st, 2026 7:36 PM
Author: ...,,..;...,,..,..,...,,,;..,


tomorrow, the past 15 slams = won by 3 guys (djok, alcatraz, doobs)

that's some serious parity.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Reputation#49636738)



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Date: February 1st, 2026 3:21 AM
Author: Kevin "Canadian" Bacon

Sinner lost bitch

Cram it up your ass

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2Reputation#49637675)