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๐ŸŽ„Poast ITT and I will tell you what Christmas gift you’re getting from Sant

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Online's Top Guy
  12/25/25
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black abyss
  12/25/25
A vial of Ozempic personally blessed by the Holy Father
Online's Top Guy
  12/25/25
Wow, that might actually help someone! Thanks!
black abyss
  12/25/25
That's a value of $149.99!
...,....,,........
  12/25/25
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peeface
  12/25/25
A first edition copy of Moneyball autographed by Adolf Hitle...
Online's Top Guy
  12/25/25
wow
peeface
  12/25/25
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ruinous phenotype
  12/25/25
A 90 minute audiobook of The Hegelian E-Girl Manifesto
Online's Top Guy
  12/25/25
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William of Nigger
  12/25/25
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Marshall W. Waller
  12/25/25
A 12-pack of "Dude Luffas" made from the only luff...
Online's Top Guy
  12/25/25
I did not get anything. My parents gave me a gift card I'm ...
Marshall W. Waller
  12/25/25
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poasts = satire any assoc 2 ClownAtty = coincidenc
  12/25/25
A Value-Pak of high end Korean-made skin whitening cream
Online's Top Guy
  12/25/25
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poasts = satire any assoc 2 ClownAtty = coincidenc
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dupa
  12/25/25
A certified replica of the 'wakizashi' knife/short-sword use...
Online's Top Guy
  12/25/25
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ruinous phenotype
  12/25/25
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dupa
  12/25/25
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Taylor Swift is not a hobby she is a lifestyle
  12/25/25
A 12-month SuperGrok subscription, including exclusive acces...
Online's Top Guy
  12/25/25
oh, thanks, I could always use a second one of those.
Taylor Swift is not a hobby she is a lifestyle
  12/25/25
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piss daddy
  12/25/25
A pair of Gen 2 'Wayfarer' Ray-Ban Meta AI prescription glas...
Online's Top Guy
  12/25/25
wtf this morning i literally ordered Ray-Ban prescription gl...
piss daddy
  12/25/25
Really thoughtful gifts itt
Jean Laplanche
  12/25/25
A handheld mirror with an inscription in German on the back ...
Online's Top Guy
  12/25/25
Cheapass
Jean Laplanche
  12/25/25
Take it up with Santa, champ
Online's Top Guy
  12/25/25
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lex
  12/25/25
A 5-pack of Catholic clerical collars to be worn when you're...
Online's Top Guy
  12/25/25
Tyft
lex
  12/25/25
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William of Nigger
  12/25/25
Hand-made decorative smartphone belt holster made from North...
Online's Top Guy
  12/25/25
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William of Nigger
  12/25/25
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richard clock
  12/25/25
2-pack of "Heaven's Scent" limited edition potpour...
Online's Top Guy
  12/25/25
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Ozzie Canseco
  12/25/25
Set of 22 inch titanium Subaru rims
Online's Top Guy
  12/25/25
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Christoph Waltz stare
  12/25/25
A replica of your wife's wedding band to give to your sister...
Online's Top Guy
  12/25/25
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As far as they will go but even farther
  12/25/25
A limited edition of “Twyster,” an all-gendered,...
Online's Top Guy
  12/25/25
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William of Nigger
  12/25/25
Sup?
...,....,,........
  12/25/25
“I’d rather be bickerin’” decal kipp...
Online's Top Guy
  12/25/25
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Nippon Professional Baseball
  12/25/25
Just straight up Asian Pussy. An entire harem of a dozen nub...
Online's Top Guy
  12/25/25
Best. Christmas. Ever.
Nippon Professional Baseball
  12/25/25
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David Poaster Wallace
  12/25/25
Tesla’s new Fully Autonomous “AI-Powered” ...
Online's Top Guy
  12/25/25
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bust a nut inside ur eye 2 show u where i cum from
  12/25/25
A motorized dreidel that plays Wagner’s “Ride of...
Online's Top Guy
  12/25/25
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STEPHEN MILLER
  12/25/25
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sensitive to ugliness
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Christoph Waltz stare
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STEPHEN MILLER
  12/25/25
A 500-pack of rifle target sheets with the bullseyes superim...
Online's Top Guy
  12/26/25
probably some car horn ear injury attorneys in the mix as we...
STEPHEN MILLER
  12/29/25
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sensitive to ugliness
  12/26/25
A (fake) diamond-studded crucifix necklace that can be conve...
Online's Top Guy
  12/26/25
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sensitive to ugliness
  12/26/25
Did everyone enjoy their presents? Hope all poasters had ...
Online's Top Guy
  12/26/25
:)
santa's top guy
  12/31/25
A life-size Syndney Sweeney lookalike blow-up doll that come...
Online's Top Guy
  12/31/25
I've earned this
santa's top guy
  12/31/25


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Date: December 25th, 2025 9:44 AM
Author: Online's Top Guy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5814052&forum_id=2Reputation#49538999)



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Date: December 25th, 2025 9:50 AM
Author: black abyss (definite and ineradicable gauge of its upward moving)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5814052&forum_id=2Reputation#49539004)



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Date: December 25th, 2025 9:56 AM
Author: Online's Top Guy

A vial of Ozempic personally blessed by the Holy Father

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5814052&forum_id=2Reputation#49539010)



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Date: December 25th, 2025 10:08 AM
Author: black abyss (definite and ineradicable gauge of its upward moving)

Wow, that might actually help someone! Thanks!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5814052&forum_id=2Reputation#49539024)



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Date: December 25th, 2025 12:37 PM
Author: ...,....,,........

That's a value of $149.99!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5814052&forum_id=2Reputation#49539206)



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Date: December 25th, 2025 10:05 AM
Author: peeface



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5814052&forum_id=2Reputation#49539019)



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Date: December 25th, 2025 10:06 AM
Author: Online's Top Guy

A first edition copy of Moneyball autographed by Adolf Hitler

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5814052&forum_id=2Reputation#49539021)



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Date: December 25th, 2025 11:13 AM
Author: peeface

wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5814052&forum_id=2Reputation#49539129)



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Date: December 25th, 2025 10:06 AM
Author: ruinous phenotype



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5814052&forum_id=2Reputation#49539020)



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Date: December 25th, 2025 10:10 AM
Author: Online's Top Guy

A 90 minute audiobook of The Hegelian E-Girl Manifesto

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5814052&forum_id=2Reputation#49539028)



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Date: December 25th, 2025 4:48 PM
Author: William of Nigger



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5814052&forum_id=2Reputation#49539468)



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Date: December 25th, 2025 10:08 AM
Author: Marshall W. Waller



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5814052&forum_id=2Reputation#49539025)



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Date: December 25th, 2025 10:13 AM
Author: Online's Top Guy

A 12-pack of "Dude Luffas" made from the only luffa species native to Evropa

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5814052&forum_id=2Reputation#49539031)



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Date: December 25th, 2025 8:11 PM
Author: Marshall W. Waller

I did not get anything. My parents gave me a gift card I'm going to use for my kids.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5814052&forum_id=2Reputation#49539757)



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Date: December 25th, 2025 10:14 AM
Author: poasts = satire any assoc 2 ClownAtty = coincidenc (gunneratttt)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5814052&forum_id=2Reputation#49539034)



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Date: December 25th, 2025 10:16 AM
Author: Online's Top Guy

A Value-Pak of high end Korean-made skin whitening cream

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5814052&forum_id=2Reputation#49539036)



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Date: December 25th, 2025 1:09 PM
Author: poasts = satire any assoc 2 ClownAtty = coincidenc (gunneratttt)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5814052&forum_id=2Reputation#49539252)



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Date: December 25th, 2025 10:23 AM
Author: dupa



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5814052&forum_id=2Reputation#49539043)



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Date: December 25th, 2025 10:28 AM
Author: Online's Top Guy

A certified replica of the 'wakizashi' knife/short-sword used by 17-year-old Japanese right-wing ultranationalist Otoya Yamaguchi to assassinate Inejirล Asanuma, chairman of the Japan Socialist Party, in 1960

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5814052&forum_id=2Reputation#49539048)



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Date: December 25th, 2025 10:54 AM
Author: ruinous phenotype



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5814052&forum_id=2Reputation#49539104)



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Date: December 25th, 2025 2:31 PM
Author: dupa



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5814052&forum_id=2Reputation#49539332)



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Date: December 25th, 2025 10:31 AM
Author: Taylor Swift is not a hobby she is a lifestyle (๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ฑ)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5814052&forum_id=2Reputation#49539057)



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Date: December 25th, 2025 10:35 AM
Author: Online's Top Guy

A 12-month SuperGrok subscription, including exclusive access to Jasmine™, the latest cutting-edge multimodal AI personal assistant trained with the help of thousands of hours of reinforcement learning designed by Japanese geishas

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5814052&forum_id=2Reputation#49539075)



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Date: December 25th, 2025 10:36 AM
Author: Taylor Swift is not a hobby she is a lifestyle (๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ฑ)

oh, thanks, I could always use a second one of those.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5814052&forum_id=2Reputation#49539078)



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Date: December 25th, 2025 10:31 AM
Author: piss daddy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5814052&forum_id=2Reputation#49539061)



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Date: December 25th, 2025 10:39 AM
Author: Online's Top Guy

A pair of Gen 2 'Wayfarer' Ray-Ban Meta AI prescription glasses with built-in Klarna subscription

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5814052&forum_id=2Reputation#49539084)



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Date: December 25th, 2025 11:22 AM
Author: piss daddy

wtf this morning i literally ordered Ray-Ban prescription glasses not flame. not that Meta AI trash, though.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5814052&forum_id=2Reputation#49539138)



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Date: December 25th, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: Jean Laplanche

Really thoughtful gifts itt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5814052&forum_id=2Reputation#49539079)



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Date: December 25th, 2025 10:41 AM
Author: Online's Top Guy

A handheld mirror with an inscription in German on the back that reads: "Every sophisticated thinker knows that they can only know themselves"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5814052&forum_id=2Reputation#49539086)



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Date: December 25th, 2025 1:05 PM
Author: Jean Laplanche

Cheapass

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5814052&forum_id=2Reputation#49539250)



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Date: December 25th, 2025 1:16 PM
Author: Online's Top Guy

Take it up with Santa, champ

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5814052&forum_id=2Reputation#49539258)



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Date: December 25th, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: lex



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5814052&forum_id=2Reputation#49539080)



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Date: December 25th, 2025 10:45 AM
Author: Online's Top Guy

A 5-pack of Catholic clerical collars to be worn when you're going somewhere with women who might try to seduce you away from your loving girlfriend

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5814052&forum_id=2Reputation#49539091)



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Date: December 25th, 2025 11:29 AM
Author: lex

Tyft

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5814052&forum_id=2Reputation#49539145)



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Date: December 25th, 2025 10:46 AM
Author: William of Nigger



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5814052&forum_id=2Reputation#49539093)



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Date: December 25th, 2025 10:50 AM
Author: Online's Top Guy

Hand-made decorative smartphone belt holster made from North American buffalo leather

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5814052&forum_id=2Reputation#49539099)



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Date: December 25th, 2025 10:51 AM
Author: William of Nigger



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5814052&forum_id=2Reputation#49539100)



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Date: December 25th, 2025 10:48 AM
Author: richard clock



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5814052&forum_id=2Reputation#49539095)



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Date: December 25th, 2025 10:53 AM
Author: Online's Top Guy

2-pack of "Heaven's Scent" limited edition potpourri blend

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5814052&forum_id=2Reputation#49539102)



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Date: December 25th, 2025 11:24 AM
Author: Ozzie Canseco



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5814052&forum_id=2Reputation#49539140)



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Date: December 25th, 2025 11:32 AM
Author: Online's Top Guy

Set of 22 inch titanium Subaru rims

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5814052&forum_id=2Reputation#49539147)



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Date: December 25th, 2025 11:26 AM
Author: Christoph Waltz stare (๐Ÿพ๐Ÿ‘ฃ)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5814052&forum_id=2Reputation#49539141)



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Date: December 25th, 2025 11:32 AM
Author: Online's Top Guy

A replica of your wife's wedding band to give to your sister in law as a "joke gift"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5814052&forum_id=2Reputation#49539149)



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Date: December 25th, 2025 12:32 PM
Author: As far as they will go but even farther (๐Ÿง)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5814052&forum_id=2Reputation#49539201)



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Date: December 25th, 2025 12:57 PM
Author: Online's Top Guy

A limited edition of “Twyster,” an all-gendered, queer and disabled-friendly remake of the hit party game

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5814052&forum_id=2Reputation#49539242)



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Date: December 25th, 2025 4:48 PM
Author: William of Nigger



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5814052&forum_id=2Reputation#49539466)



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Date: December 25th, 2025 12:37 PM
Author: ...,....,,........

Sup?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5814052&forum_id=2Reputation#49539207)



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Date: December 25th, 2025 1:00 PM
Author: Online's Top Guy

“I’d rather be bickerin’” decal kippah

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5814052&forum_id=2Reputation#49539246)



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Date: December 25th, 2025 4:55 PM
Author: Nippon Professional Baseball



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5814052&forum_id=2Reputation#49539474)



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Date: December 25th, 2025 5:04 PM
Author: Online's Top Guy

Just straight up Asian Pussy. An entire harem of a dozen nubile horny 18 year old Asian girls delivered to your doorstep

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5814052&forum_id=2Reputation#49539488)



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Date: December 25th, 2025 5:09 PM
Author: Nippon Professional Baseball

Best. Christmas. Ever.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5814052&forum_id=2Reputation#49539502)



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Date: December 25th, 2025 6:42 PM
Author: David Poaster Wallace



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5814052&forum_id=2Reputation#49539640)



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Date: December 25th, 2025 7:18 PM
Author: Online's Top Guy

Tesla’s new Fully Autonomous “AI-Powered” lawn mower (requires limited human supervision)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5814052&forum_id=2Reputation#49539673)



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Date: December 25th, 2025 8:12 PM
Author: bust a nut inside ur eye 2 show u where i cum from ((zurich is stained))



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5814052&forum_id=2Reputation#49539760)



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Date: December 25th, 2025 8:18 PM
Author: Online's Top Guy

A motorized dreidel that plays Wagner’s “Ride of the Valkyries” as it spins

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5814052&forum_id=2Reputation#49539773)



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Date: December 25th, 2025 11:39 PM
Author: STEPHEN MILLER (FAGGOTCHIPPER / Hegemon)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5814052&forum_id=2Reputation#49540062)



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Date: December 26th, 2025 12:13 AM
Author: sensitive to ugliness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5814052&forum_id=2Reputation#49540083)



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Date: December 26th, 2025 12:32 AM
Author: Christoph Waltz stare (๐Ÿพ๐Ÿ‘ฃ)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5814052&forum_id=2Reputation#49540091)



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Date: December 25th, 2025 11:39 PM
Author: STEPHEN MILLER (FAGGOTCHIPPER / Hegemon)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5814052&forum_id=2Reputation#49540061)



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Date: December 26th, 2025 12:09 AM
Author: Online's Top Guy

A 500-pack of rifle target sheets with the bullseyes superimposed on top of pictures of Richmond, VA slip-n-fall attorneys

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5814052&forum_id=2Reputation#49540080)



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Date: December 29th, 2025 1:39 AM
Author: STEPHEN MILLER (FAGGOTCHIPPER / Hegemon)

probably some car horn ear injury attorneys in the mix as well

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5814052&forum_id=2Reputation#49546501)



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Date: December 26th, 2025 12:12 AM
Author: sensitive to ugliness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5814052&forum_id=2Reputation#49540082)



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Date: December 26th, 2025 12:16 AM
Author: Online's Top Guy

A (fake) diamond-studded crucifix necklace that can be converted into a star of David emblem depending on the place and setting that you're attending

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5814052&forum_id=2Reputation#49540085)



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Date: December 26th, 2025 12:20 AM
Author: sensitive to ugliness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5814052&forum_id=2Reputation#49540087)



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Date: December 26th, 2025 3:42 PM
Author: Online's Top Guy

Did everyone enjoy their presents?

Hope all poasters had a joyous and Merry Christmas, except for the ones I don't like!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5814052&forum_id=2Reputation#49541263)



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Date: December 31st, 2025 10:31 AM
Author: santa's top guy

:)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5814052&forum_id=2Reputation#49551910)



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Date: December 31st, 2025 10:48 AM
Author: Online's Top Guy

A life-size Syndney Sweeney lookalike blow-up doll that comes with a prescription by a licensed psychiatrist, personalized to you, that directs you to keep the doll in the common area of your home at all times in order to help you respect women more

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5814052&forum_id=2Reputation#49551949)



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Date: December 31st, 2025 11:06 AM
Author: santa's top guy

I've earned this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5814052&forum_id=2Reputation#49551997)