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Shot my shot with a girl I’ve been friends with for a while, went horribly

Chick is 33 and I’m 38. We were coworkers and she text...
provocative tanning salon hissy fit
  07/14/25
u should have done it sooner. but at least now u won't waste...
Dashing Ruddy Ceo
  07/14/25
they can be super useful in validating you for banging their...
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  07/14/25
sure, as long as ur using them as a means to an end like in ...
Dashing Ruddy Ceo
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100%
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  07/15/25
FAG
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  07/15/25
Hell yeah brother its all a numbers game
Comical Ratface
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Pic of the cheeks?
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"Heh. I can see your butt. I want to fuck."
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I didn’t have to ask for the first one lol. And she&rs...
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How did you go about asking her if she was interested in bei...
Beady-eyed flirting resort
  07/14/25
Put my hand on her lower back and started lightly touching t...
provocative tanning salon hissy fit
  07/14/25
How did she respond?
Beady-eyed flirting resort
  07/14/25
Asked me wtf im doing and that she’s not about it.
provocative tanning salon hissy fit
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Lol I guess you had to try
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You never kissed her or had any romantic interaction prior t...
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jfc 180
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"with a girl I’ve been friends with for a while&q...
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Beady-eyed flirting resort
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Yeah i tried a different route bc I couldn’t fuck up m...
provocative tanning salon hissy fit
  07/14/25
it's tricky with work situations never risk your liveliho...
Dashing Ruddy Ceo
  07/14/25
Yeah so I guess I made the right move. Plus I’m marrie...
provocative tanning salon hissy fit
  07/14/25
wut
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I’m married with kids part?
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you lost the plot right there
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Did you offer her dat pre-dialed 911 cell phone??
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stfu johnsmeyer u should have raped and killed her
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It’s already turned into rape in her mind
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humiliating thread by the OP. This is a 17 year old boy mis...
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? Didn’t want to lose my employment
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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:41 PM
Author: provocative tanning salon hissy fit

Chick is 33 and I’m 38. We were coworkers and she texts me non stop still even though we dont work together anymore. We were good friends when we worked together.

Met up the other day and she wore those short shorts that the butt sticks out of the bottom. I basically told her I want to fuck and she was shocked I would even ask. We haven’t talked since then. Pretty sad bros that I don’t have my friend anymore but happy I’m not wasting my time listening to some chicks problems anymore.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Reputation#49101477)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:55 PM
Author: Dashing Ruddy Ceo

u should have done it sooner. but at least now u won't waste any more time on this dumb bitch. why be friends with a girl u wanna bang if there's no hope of ever banging her? women just arent that interesting or useful as friends.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Reputation#49101515)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:57 PM
Author: nofapping appetizing base

they can be super useful in validating you for banging their friends, but you're right if you want to fuck her you need to do it asap. the longer you wait the weirder it's gonna be.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Reputation#49101526)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:59 PM
Author: Dashing Ruddy Ceo

sure, as long as ur using them as a means to an end like in the example u gave.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Reputation#49101533)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 6:06 PM
Author: cracking heaven roommate

100%

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Reputation#49104025)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 5:08 PM
Author: Canary Dilemma Circlehead

FAG

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Reputation#49103886)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:42 PM
Author: Comical Ratface

Hell yeah brother its all a numbers game

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Reputation#49101481)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:43 PM
Author: Arousing cheese-eating hominid

Pic of the cheeks?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Reputation#49101482)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:50 PM
Author: kink-friendly startled bawdyhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Reputation#49101500)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 6:06 PM
Author: cracking heaven roommate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Reputation#49104026)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:43 PM
Author: Beady-eyed flirting resort

"Heh. I can see your butt. I want to fuck."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Reputation#49101483)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:45 PM
Author: provocative tanning salon hissy fit

I didn’t have to ask for the first one lol. And she’s classy too they were like classy college girl shorts with her ass sticking out lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Reputation#49101488)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:50 PM
Author: razzmatazz haunted graveyard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Reputation#49101502)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:53 PM
Author: Beady-eyed flirting resort

How did you go about asking her if she was interested in being injected with your genetic material?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Reputation#49101508)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:07 PM
Author: provocative tanning salon hissy fit

Put my hand on her lower back and started lightly touching then put my other hand on her thigh and just asked if she wanted to get a hotel lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Reputation#49101547)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:23 PM
Author: Beady-eyed flirting resort

How did she respond?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Reputation#49101576)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:32 PM
Author: provocative tanning salon hissy fit

Asked me wtf im doing and that she’s not about it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Reputation#49101592)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 9:08 PM
Author: Beady-eyed flirting resort

Lol I guess you had to try

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Reputation#49101658)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 6:25 AM
Author: racy sick casino



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Reputation#49102175)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 3:14 PM
Author: Overrated Shitlib Wrinkle

You never kissed her or had any romantic interaction prior to that? lmao

This is "you can keep your cell phone in your hand predialed to 911 while I eat you out in case I do something you don't like" level. "Bags of sand" even.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Reputation#49103586)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 5:13 PM
Author: Beady-eyed flirting resort

Lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Reputation#49103905)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 5:15 PM
Author: Canary Dilemma Circlehead

jfc 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Reputation#49103910)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 6:10 PM
Author: cracking heaven roommate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Reputation#49104036)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:49 PM
Author: Drab step-uncle's house

At least you’ve had a great run of 20 years poasting on zozo. Enjoy retirement!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Reputation#49101496)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:49 PM
Author: kink-friendly startled bawdyhouse

"with a girl I’ve been friends with for a while"

u poor dumb bastard

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Reputation#49101499)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:57 PM
Author: Dashing Ruddy Ceo

this is why if u are interested in a girl u need to make a move early.

if u don't, she'll put you in the friends category forever, even if she was initially DTF

and if u do but fail, at least u don't waste any more time or money on her

best case: u fuck her. worst case: u save yourself time and money and dignity.

trust me, i've been there and learned this lesson the hard way.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Reputation#49101522)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:58 PM
Author: nofapping appetizing base



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Reputation#49101528)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:01 PM
Author: Beady-eyed flirting resort



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Reputation#49101535)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:01 PM
Author: provocative tanning salon hissy fit

Yeah i tried a different route bc I couldn’t fuck up my workplace by trying to fuck her while we worked closely.

I would ghost her every time she would write or call back slow. Then she would give in and hit me up etc. then we hung out again I thought this was it. Then she was appalled I even asked.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Reputation#49101536)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:03 PM
Author: Dashing Ruddy Ceo

it's tricky with work situations

never risk your livelihood for a woman

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Reputation#49101540)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:03 PM
Author: provocative tanning salon hissy fit

Yeah so I guess I made the right move. Plus I’m married with kids lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Reputation#49101541)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 9:18 PM
Author: sienna forum

wut

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Reputation#49101684)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 10:15 PM
Author: provocative tanning salon hissy fit

I’m married with kids part?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Reputation#49101842)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 10:17 PM
Author: Doobsian medicated church

you lost the plot right there

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Reputation#49101848)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 6:26 AM
Author: racy sick casino



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Reputation#49102176)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 8:58 AM
Author: Curious Slap-happy Public Bath Really Tough Guy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Reputation#49102361)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 9:00 AM
Author: Territorial National People Who Are Hurt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Reputation#49102363)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 9:00 AM
Author: lilac gaped fanboi



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Reputation#49102365)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 9:11 AM
Author: concupiscible gold jap pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Reputation#49102395)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 9:12 AM
Author: indigo indian lodge

People think this is funny? You guys know this is johnsmeyer right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Reputation#49102401)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 9:31 AM
Author: Territorial National People Who Are Hurt

No, this is a Tall man wit a hoodie tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Reputation#49102445)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:11 PM
Author: Comical Ratface



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Reputation#49103451)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:26 PM
Author: fantasy-prone federal piazza pisswyrm



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:47 PM
Author: razzmatazz haunted graveyard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Reputation#49103544)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 3:16 PM
Author: excitant talking business firm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Reputation#49103593)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: Beady-eyed flirting resort



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Reputation#49103931)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 5:27 PM
Author: Wonderful Office



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:04 PM
Author: Tantric Partner Codepig



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:26 PM
Author: fantasy-prone federal piazza pisswyrm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Reputation#49103485)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 6:10 PM
Author: cracking heaven roommate

we all have brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Reputation#49104039)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 6:10 PM
Author: cracking heaven roommate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Reputation#49104037)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:59 PM
Author: racy sick casino



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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:06 PM
Author: Magenta theater

Did you offer her dat pre-dialed 911 cell phone??

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Reputation#49101544)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:40 PM
Author: Laughsome Preventive Strike Sex Offender



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Reputation#49101613)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:15 PM
Author: Cerebral ladyboy

stfu johnsmeyer u should have raped and killed her

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Reputation#49101561)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 6:26 AM
Author: racy sick casino

Good poast moniker synergy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Reputation#49102177)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 9:15 PM
Author: Brindle Boistinker Sanctuary

She’s telling her friends how awkward and uncomfortable this was as you poast

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Reputation#49101678)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 9:17 PM
Author: Aromatic aquamarine genital piercing market

It’s already turned into rape in her mind

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Reputation#49101681)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 9:17 AM
Author: Talented theater stage

"it was rape, but, like, the bad kind"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Reputation#49102417)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 10:17 PM
Author: sooty spectacular set

How big is her penis?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Reputation#49101847)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 10:21 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle narrow-minded knife travel guidebook

Incredible thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Reputation#49101861)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 9:23 AM
Author: Boyish menage cumskin

Your mistake was treating her like a throwaway. You ask her out for a drink, keep it chill, treat her right, etc. By round two, she'll get the hint unless she's brain-dead. Jumping straight to this? Total turn off. It's flat-out disrespectful.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Reputation#49102429)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 4:59 PM
Author: Overrated Shitlib Wrinkle

Come on now. Most women love being groped and then propositioned by their married, middle age beta orbiters. lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Reputation#49103865)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 5:11 PM
Author: harsh haunting therapy cuck



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Reputation#49103899)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 5:12 PM
Author: Canary Dilemma Circlehead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Reputation#49103903)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 5:22 PM
Author: Beady-eyed flirting resort



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Reputation#49103934)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 8:13 PM
Author: cracking heaven roommate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Reputation#49104405)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 8:14 PM
Author: cracking heaven roommate

humiliating thread by the OP. This is a 17 year old boy mistake.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Reputation#49104407)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 8:30 PM
Author: provocative tanning salon hissy fit

? Didn’t want to lose my employment

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2Reputation#49104451)