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Shitlaw boss calls biglaw attorneys "glory boys"
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Date: June 26th, 2014 9:25 PM Author: Flushed legend therapy Whereas shitlaw attorneys are "ham-and-eggers."
Example:
We were waiting around in federal court today (rare that we have occasion to appear there - shitlaw boss calls it the "shark tank") and were passed in the hallway by a large group of well-known litigators from the biggest firm in town.
Shortly after they pass, boss turns to me, "You see them glory boys struttin' around in their fancy Eye-talian suits? Ha! None of that for ham-and-eggers like you and me, no sir! Heh, probably costs more to get one a them things dry cleaned than we pull down in a month, heh heh."
A few seconds later: "Hey, ain't no shame in showing up to court in a Men's Wearhouse suit. They put out a good product, they really do. And they know how to treat ya right."
After a longer pause: "Lemme tell ya kid, in another life..." His voice trailed off as he stared wistfully into the distance. |
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Date: June 27th, 2014 10:23 AM Author: Dark Juggernaut (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2Reputation#25828253) |
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Date: December 23rd, 2014 6:29 PM Author: duck-like kitchen (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2Reputation#26988261) |
Date: June 26th, 2014 9:34 PM Author: Stimulating State Son Of Senegal (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2Reputation#25825684) |
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Date: June 27th, 2014 6:43 AM Author: Flushed legend therapy (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2Reputation#25827895) |
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Date: June 27th, 2014 6:45 AM Author: Maniacal Offensive French Chef Liquid Oxygen Please continue on with the story... (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2Reputation#25827898) |
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Date: June 27th, 2014 7:07 AM Author: domesticated partner striped hyena I enjoyed this (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2Reputation#25827908) |
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Date: June 27th, 2014 10:21 AM Author: Shimmering Location (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2Reputation#25828247) |
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Date: June 27th, 2014 10:55 AM Author: Magenta abode (guy who just read his 9th john grisham novel) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2Reputation#25828376) |
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Date: June 27th, 2014 11:03 AM Author: laughsome nursing home marketing idea (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2Reputation#25828401) |
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Date: July 22nd, 2014 8:20 PM Author: Flushed legend therapy (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2Reputation#25983644) |
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Date: November 22nd, 2014 11:16 PM Author: rose wagecucks school cafeteria (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2Reputation#26775570) |
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Date: November 23rd, 2014 12:23 PM Author: rose wagecucks school cafeteria bump for the ham and eggers on this board (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2Reputation#26777553) |
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Date: December 23rd, 2014 6:04 PM Author: Razzle roast beef garrison ham and eggers should die (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2Reputation#26988131) |
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Date: December 23rd, 2014 6:05 PM Author: rose wagecucks school cafeteria They're salt of the earth fellas. The backbone of the profession. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2Reputation#26988140) |
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Date: December 23rd, 2014 6:11 PM Author: Razzle roast beef garrison no, they're not. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2Reputation#26988174) |
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Date: February 1st, 2018 4:15 PM Author: onyx station affirmative action We're RARE-BREED Trial Lawyers (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2Reputation#35297897) |
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Date: December 19th, 2014 3:13 PM Author: greedy vermilion school (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2Reputation#26963171) |
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Date: December 23rd, 2014 6:01 PM Author: Bronze histrionic yarmulke site Twist: Shitlaw boss makes 20x what those faggot glory hole boys make (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2Reputation#26988110) |
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Date: December 23rd, 2014 6:02 PM Author: vibrant shitlib (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2Reputation#26988121) |
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Date: December 23rd, 2014 6:07 PM Author: free-loading heaven sandwich 7th year associate confidently strides past shitlaw boss, confidently checks blackberry to find email informing him of NOBREAKFAST PACK UR BAGS AND GET OUT, confidently replies THank, confidently considers shitigation exit options, confidently strides to top of courthouse and confidently hops off like mary poppins (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2Reputation#26988148) |
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Date: December 23rd, 2014 6:09 PM Author: Bronze histrionic yarmulke site Shitlaw boss cashes $22,676 check he finds crumpled up in his car (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2Reputation#26988167) |
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Date: July 4th, 2017 12:53 PM Author: Soul-stirring fantasy-prone regret hall (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2Reputation#33701145) |
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Date: February 1st, 2018 4:15 PM Author: onyx station affirmative action (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2Reputation#35297900) |
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Date: December 23rd, 2014 6:04 PM Author: razzle-dazzle rusted den foreskin great thread but for some reason i always read "glory boys" as "glory holes" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2Reputation#26988132) |
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Date: August 24th, 2015 5:13 PM Author: Fear-inspiring newt half-breed was literally thinking about this yesterday (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2Reputation#28616774) |
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Date: August 24th, 2015 5:26 PM Author: Lavender area I imagine the shitlaw boss like Gene Hackman and the courthouse hallway like the high school in Hoosiers (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2Reputation#28616859) |
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Date: December 6th, 2017 7:58 AM Author: 180 know-it-all jew center I got more of a Glengarry Glenn Ross Jack Lemmon vibe. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2Reputation#34851063) |
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Date: September 12th, 2018 8:22 PM Author: Flushed legend therapy The scene with Chuck in this week's Better Call Saul captured the essence of this post pretty nicely. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2Reputation#36797515) |
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