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Date: June 26th, 2014 9:25 PM
Author: Flushed legend therapy

Whereas shitlaw attorneys are "ham-and-eggers."

Example:

We were waiting around in federal court today (rare that we have occasion to appear there - shitlaw boss calls it the "shark tank") and were passed in the hallway by a large group of well-known litigators from the biggest firm in town.

Shortly after they pass, boss turns to me, "You see them glory boys struttin' around in their fancy Eye-talian suits? Ha! None of that for ham-and-eggers like you and me, no sir! Heh, probably costs more to get one a them things dry cleaned than we pull down in a month, heh heh."

A few seconds later: "Hey, ain't no shame in showing up to court in a Men's Wearhouse suit. They put out a good product, they really do. And they know how to treat ya right."

After a longer pause: "Lemme tell ya kid, in another life..." His voice trailed off as he stared wistfully into the distance.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2Reputation#25825619)



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Date: June 27th, 2014 10:23 AM
Author: Dark Juggernaut



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Date: December 23rd, 2014 6:29 PM
Author: duck-like kitchen



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Date: June 26th, 2014 9:34 PM
Author: Stimulating State Son Of Senegal



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Date: June 26th, 2014 10:04 PM
Author: thriller burgundy theater old irish cottage



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Date: June 26th, 2014 10:08 PM
Author: cerise mexican

Underrated

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Date: June 26th, 2014 10:10 PM
Author: racy charcoal immigrant gaming laptop



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Date: June 27th, 2014 6:43 AM
Author: Flushed legend therapy



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Date: June 27th, 2014 6:45 AM
Author: Maniacal Offensive French Chef Liquid Oxygen

Please continue on with the story...

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Date: June 27th, 2014 7:07 AM
Author: domesticated partner striped hyena

I enjoyed this

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Date: June 27th, 2014 10:11 AM
Author: comical deranged kitty dopamine

Go on...

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Date: June 27th, 2014 10:21 AM
Author: Shimmering Location



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Date: June 27th, 2014 10:24 AM
Author: mind-boggling menage



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Date: June 27th, 2014 10:55 AM
Author: Magenta abode

(guy who just read his 9th john grisham novel)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2Reputation#25828376)



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Date: June 27th, 2014 11:03 AM
Author: laughsome nursing home marketing idea



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Date: June 27th, 2014 12:08 PM
Author: rose wagecucks school cafeteria

lol

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Date: July 22nd, 2014 8:20 PM
Author: Flushed legend therapy



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Date: November 22nd, 2014 11:16 PM
Author: rose wagecucks school cafeteria



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Date: November 23rd, 2014 12:23 PM
Author: rose wagecucks school cafeteria

bump for the ham and eggers on this board

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2Reputation#26777553)



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Date: December 23rd, 2014 6:04 PM
Author: Razzle roast beef garrison

ham and eggers should die

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2Reputation#26988131)



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Date: December 23rd, 2014 6:05 PM
Author: rose wagecucks school cafeteria

They're salt of the earth fellas. The backbone of the profession.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2Reputation#26988140)



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Date: December 23rd, 2014 6:11 PM
Author: Razzle roast beef garrison

no, they're not.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2Reputation#26988174)



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Date: February 1st, 2018 4:15 PM
Author: onyx station affirmative action

We're RARE-BREED Trial Lawyers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2Reputation#35297897)



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Date: December 23rd, 2014 6:12 PM
Author: Bronze histrionic yarmulke site

2nd year associate

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Date: November 23rd, 2014 12:48 PM
Author: aphrodisiac hissy fit



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Date: December 4th, 2014 6:26 PM
Author: rose wagecucks school cafeteria



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Date: December 19th, 2014 3:13 PM
Author: greedy vermilion school



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Date: December 23rd, 2014 5:58 PM
Author: rose wagecucks school cafeteria



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2Reputation#26988077)



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Date: December 23rd, 2014 6:01 PM
Author: Bronze histrionic yarmulke site

Twist: Shitlaw boss makes 20x what those faggot glory hole boys make

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2Reputation#26988110)



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Date: December 23rd, 2014 6:02 PM
Author: vibrant shitlib



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2Reputation#26988121)



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Date: December 23rd, 2014 6:07 PM
Author: free-loading heaven sandwich

7th year associate confidently strides past shitlaw boss, confidently checks blackberry to find email informing him of NOBREAKFAST PACK UR BAGS AND GET OUT, confidently replies THank, confidently considers shitigation exit options, confidently strides to top of courthouse and confidently hops off like mary poppins

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2Reputation#26988148)



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Date: December 23rd, 2014 6:09 PM
Author: Bronze histrionic yarmulke site

Shitlaw boss cashes $22,676 check he finds crumpled up in his car

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2Reputation#26988167)



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Date: July 4th, 2017 12:53 PM
Author: Soul-stirring fantasy-prone regret hall



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2Reputation#33701145)



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Date: February 1st, 2018 4:15 PM
Author: onyx station affirmative action



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2Reputation#35297900)



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Date: February 1st, 2018 5:17 PM
Author: Mahogany Arrogant Place Of Business Ratface



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Date: December 9th, 2021 10:00 AM
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Date: July 22nd, 2025 3:16 PM
Author: buttfaggot (✅🍑)



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Date: February 1st, 2018 5:16 PM
Author: cerebral double fault clown



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Date: December 23rd, 2014 6:04 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle rusted den foreskin

great thread but for some reason i always read "glory boys" as "glory holes"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2Reputation#26988132)



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Date: January 19th, 2015 7:45 PM
Author: alcoholic fragrant stag film dog poop



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Date: May 29th, 2015 12:11 PM
Author: rose wagecucks school cafeteria



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Date: June 2nd, 2015 3:11 PM
Author: Fear-inspiring newt half-breed

love this thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2Reputation#28021852)



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Date: August 24th, 2015 5:12 PM
Author: rose wagecucks school cafeteria



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Date: August 24th, 2015 5:13 PM
Author: Fear-inspiring newt half-breed

was literally thinking about this yesterday

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2Reputation#28616774)



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Date: August 24th, 2015 5:26 PM
Author: Lavender area

I imagine the shitlaw boss like Gene Hackman and the courthouse hallway like the high school in Hoosiers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2Reputation#28616859)



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Date: December 6th, 2017 7:58 AM
Author: 180 know-it-all jew center

I got more of a Glengarry Glenn Ross Jack Lemmon vibe.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2Reputation#34851063)



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Date: August 24th, 2015 5:32 PM
Author: hairraiser market



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Date: July 4th, 2017 12:47 PM
Author: vigorous reading party home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2Reputation#33701121)



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Date: December 6th, 2017 7:56 AM
Author: vigorous reading party home



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Date: December 6th, 2017 7:57 AM
Author: 180 know-it-all jew center

Not flame I've been using this sadsack terminology since this poast. Clients love it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2Reputation#34851057)



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Date: February 1st, 2018 4:08 PM
Author: Lavender area



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2Reputation#35297850)



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Date: February 1st, 2018 4:09 PM
Author: Cobalt office black woman

What a great phrase.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2Reputation#35297859)



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Date: February 1st, 2018 4:20 PM
Author: Metal Spectacular Theater Stage Cuckold



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Date: August 6th, 2018 4:44 PM
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Date: September 12th, 2018 8:12 PM
Author: tan ladyboy



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Date: September 12th, 2018 8:22 PM
Author: Flushed legend therapy

The scene with Chuck in this week's Better Call Saul captured the essence of this post pretty nicely.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2Reputation#36797515)



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Date: September 12th, 2018 8:23 PM
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Date: September 14th, 2018 9:43 AM
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Date: July 22nd, 2025 5:10 PM
Author: When I grow up I want to be a pumo

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