Hypo: $2k, $4k, $8k, $16k... each day you eat 1000 calories more than day before
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Date: September 24th, 2025 12:26 PM Author: Galvanic center police squad
For each day you consume 1000 calories more than you did the previous day, you will get $2k^X, where X is the number of consecutive days you've eaten 1000 calories more than you did the previous day.
Tomorrow is day zero to get a baseline. The day after tomorrow is day 1.
You only get one shot, so no stops and starts.
No weight gain powder or performance enhancing supplements.
If you throw up, you're counted as not successful for that day and the previous day. You still get your money for the earlier days.
A day is midnight to midnight local time.
You'll instinctively know how many calories you've had each day. No need to track or calculate it on your own.
How many days will you make it?
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5779485&forum_id=2Reputation#49298172) |
Date: September 24th, 2025 12:31 PM Author: Soggy Lascivious Personal Credit Line Spot
if I make it 11 days, I get a little over 2 million
obviously start at day 1 = 0 calories, so by day 11 = 10,000 calories, I think I can do that
then spend a couple of months exercising hours every day
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5779485&forum_id=2Reputation#49298202) |
Date: September 24th, 2025 12:39 PM Author: Supple Hall Milk
9/25 - 0 calories consumed, $0 earned
9/26 - 1000 calories consumed, $2000 earned
9/27 - 2000 calories consumed, $4000 earned
9/28 - 3000 calories consumed, $8000 earned
9/29 - 4000 calories consumed, $16,000 earned
9/30 - 5000 calories consumed, $32,000 earned
10/1 - 6000 calories consumed, $64,000 earned
10/2 - 7000 calories consumed, $128,000 earned
10/3 - 8000 calories consumed, $256,000 earned
10/4 - 9000 calories consumed, $512,000 earned
10/5 - 10000 calories consumed, $1,024,000 earned
10/6 - 11000 calories consumed, $2,048,000 earned
10/7 - 12000 calories consumed, $4,096,000 earned
10/8 - 13000 calories consumed, $8,192,000 earned
10/9 - 14000 calories consumed, $16,384,000 earned
I'd emerge after 14 days with about $32,766,000, which I think would be enough to set myself and my family up, pay off the mortgage, pay for kids school, take care of some deferred maintenance around the house, buy a pair of hiking shoes, and maybe go for a nature walk.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5779485&forum_id=2Reputation#49298265) |
Date: September 24th, 2025 12:43 PM Author: Sooty exhilarant principal's office dopamine
Got a sample 6k day from ChatGPT. This looks doable
Breakfast (~1,500)
• 5 pancakes with butter & syrup → 900
• 4 strips bacon → 200
• 3 eggs scrambled with cheese → 400
Lunch (~2,000)
• Five Guys double cheeseburger w/ bacon → 1,000
• Large fries → 950
• Soda → 250
Afternoon Snack (~800)
• Slice of cheesecake → 450
• Large latte → 350
Dinner (~1,500)
• Large pepperoni pizza (½ pie = ~1,400)
• Beer (1 pint) → 200
Late Night (~500)
• Ice cream pint (Ben & Jerry’s) → ~1,000 (but if you just do half, ~500)
Total: ~6,300
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5779485&forum_id=2Reputation#49298291)
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Date: September 24th, 2025 12:58 PM Author: Sooty exhilarant principal's office dopamine
Yea I’m a pretty big guy but I’d prob tap out around 10k.
10k Day
Breakfast (~2,100)
• 4 pancakes with butter & syrup → 800
• 4 scrambled eggs with cheese + 2 strips bacon → 600
• 2 donuts → 400
• 2 cups whole milk → 300
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🍗 Lunch (~2,300)
• 12 buffalo wings with ranch → 1,200
• Loaded baked potato (butter, sour cream, cheese) → 600
• Soda (20 oz) → 250
• 1 slice pecan pie → 450
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🍦 Afternoon (~2,000)
• 1 pint Ben & Jerry’s → 1,000
• Large chocolate milkshake → 600
• 2 candy bars → 400
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🍕 Dinner (~2,300)
• Half a large pepperoni pizza (or ~4 slices) → 1,200
• 1 slice pecan pie → 450
• Mashed potatoes w/ gravy (~1 cup) → 250
• Soda (20 oz) → 250
• Ice cream scoop on pie → 150
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🍪 Late Night (~1,300)
• 1 pint Häagen-Dazs → 1,000
• 2 cookies → 200
• Glass of chocolate milk → 100
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5779485&forum_id=2Reputation#49298439) |
Date: September 24th, 2025 3:30 PM Author: wonderful smoky shrine
Bodybuilders routinely fail to achieve 20k.
I think a 48hr fast prior to Day 1 would be very helpful, add in some intense weightlifting and high step count.
Your 1k, 2k, 3k days will still have you feeling hungry as fuck trying to deal with the fast and exercise.
Liquid calories will be your friend. Olive oil on everything. Flat 2Ls of soda like Sam Sulek.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5779485&forum_id=2Reputation#49298949) |
Date: September 24th, 2025 4:07 PM Author: orange low-t theater stage
I would target 20 days, 20,000 calories (210,000) total, entitling me to $2.1 billion.
The world record is around 50,000 calories in a single day and Joey Chestnut eats 23,000 in 10 minutes in a single contest, so assuming I’m not getting anywhere near those, I believe 20 days is possible.
I would eat primarily peanut butter bananas chocolate and drink Ensure in the later days.
Edit: LOL, I asked grok to describe the physical pain and the effects on my organs day by day and I would like to change my answer to 12 Days. It says sleep becomes impossible by day 17. I also learned the term “organ crowding”.
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Date: September 24th, 2025 4:22 PM Author: trip step-uncle's house
4 days
Day 1 = 2000^0 = $1
Day 2 = 2000^1 = $2000
Day 3 = 2000^2 = $4,000,000
Day 4 = 2000^3 = $8,000,000,000
At least according to OP's formula of ($2k^X).
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5779485&forum_id=2Reputation#49299090) |
Date: September 24th, 2025 7:51 PM Author: misanthropic dashing base main people
you mean 2^x * 1000.
anyway, i'm trying to get to day 20.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5779485&forum_id=2Reputation#49299600) |
Date: September 24th, 2025 8:18 PM Author: talented nubile gas station
If you did this for 2 weeks, you'd cause permanent metabolic damage. You'd gain 30 pounds - mostly water at first then probably 20 pounds of visceral fat which is insane for two weeks. By day 7 you'd have constant explosive diarrhea, possible GERD. You'd be retaining an insane amount of fluid - you'd be uncomfortably puffy, swollen ankles, bloated belly. By day 10-11, you'd be constipated from your colon slowing down dramatically from being overloaded. The smell from your shit will now be unbearable and you can smell it from far away. Some people, by day 14, will be in a straight up hypertensive crisis, with cardiac arrhythmias and non-alcoholic fatty liver disease onset.
Still, you probably wouldn't die and could recoup nicely (i.e. get back to where you were) in 8-10 weeks.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5779485&forum_id=2Reputation#49299732) |
Date: September 24th, 2025 11:58 PM Author: Violent bbw
I feel like people aren’t thinking this through enough.
There’s no requirement you need to be sedentary.
You could burn a lot of these calories each day through strenuous physical activity.
Make it your job to eat, workout, sleep, that’s it.
I don’t see how anyone wouldn’t make it to AT LEAST day 14 that way ($32m cumulative). And I frankly suspect plenty of us would make it deep into a 3rd week (at day 17 you’re now getting 9 figures in a day).
Remember, your ONLY job would be to eat, workout, sleep. If you’re disciplined, you can do that for 2-3 weeks and watch the money pile up.
Also fuck eating burgers and pizza and ice cream and shit. You’d want to do it through olive oil, salmon, avocados, nuts and nut butters, whole milk, rice etc. so you didn’t feel like shit.
This all seems easily doable.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5779485&forum_id=2Reputation#49300556)
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Date: September 25th, 2025 3:03 AM Author: Alcoholic Whorehouse Kitty
24k cal of olive oil in 3 min
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ttC7KbE_uDo
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Date: September 25th, 2025 12:25 PM Author: Razzle-dazzle travel guidebook
A loaded bloomin' onion is like 3,000 calories. If you can't get yourself up to 15K you're a fucking pussy.
And probably a foreigner. This is a truly American challenge.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5779485&forum_id=2Reputation#49302276) |
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