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Swiped younger sister right on Tinder as a joke. She matched &

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its cliche to say "not flame" but its not. I wa...
Brass reading party
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Glittery Indian Lodge
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HOW much younger
indecent self-centered school
  10/09/14
11 years. there are two other siblings between us and im the...
Brass reading party
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Glittery Indian Lodge
  10/09/14
Im 28 bro. When I left home she was in the 2nd grade
Brass reading party
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Glittery Indian Lodge
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Ever catch a glimpse of her naked?
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Soul-stirring stubborn stage
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Glittery Indian Lodge
  10/09/14
send her a dick pic
Duck-like sickened hell
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Soul-stirring stubborn stage
  10/09/14
she's flaming u back u autistic wizard
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Glittery Indian Lodge
  10/09/14
fuck her, and society, right in the ass
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Bat Shit Crazy Concupiscible Party Of The First Part
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Clear hospital
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Sienna Frozen Voyeur Whorehouse
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garnet windowlicker regret
  10/10/14
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  10/10/14
laughing so hard at this
arousing crackhouse
  10/18/14
what did it say? really bothers me that i missed it
drunken community account tank
  10/08/16
https://postimg.cc/Th2v7W3Z
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  10/27/14
Depends. How attractive is she?
curious disturbing love of her life stage
  10/09/14
not even bothering with responding to incrim evi thread. ...
irradiated mexican
  10/11/14
?
cocky chocolate athletic conference
  10/11/14
imgur fail. sophie = nouveau. no way teen covets.
irradiated mexican
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Buff prole
  10/27/14
bump for columbus day
Lascivious Doctorate
  10/06/15
At Christmas http://imgur.com/r/Tinder/sPB4cDl
180 Khaki Theater Stage Pozpig
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Light angry trailer park hairy legs
  02/05/17
lol
Vermilion Stain
  10/09/14
Describe this surreal Columbus Day event conducted by your p...
Self-absorbed bisexual brunch
  10/09/14
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Glittery Indian Lodge
  10/09/14
brother i think the brother will be the one throwing a bone ...
indecent self-centered school
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Aquamarine private investor
  10/10/14
He speaks for all of us
Hilarious Mood Lodge
  10/09/14
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charcoal galvanic kitchen
  10/09/14
Sounds like Festivus
Bat Shit Crazy Concupiscible Party Of The First Part
  10/09/14
Columbus Day dinner is a time-honored tradition not to me...
Green business firm
  10/09/14
Not to kill the fun, but did it occur to you that rather tha...
Swashbuckling haunting stock car
  10/09/14
yes and I am staking my soul on yours being the right interp...
Brass reading party
  10/09/14
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Glittery Indian Lodge
  10/09/14
lolol. Bro is about to have an awkward as fukk T-day cele...
Pink at-the-ready gas station haunted graveyard
  10/09/14
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Glittery Indian Lodge
  10/09/14
cr try "does ur pumpkin pie need any... whipped toppin...
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  10/09/14
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Aphrodisiac dun sanctuary
  10/09/14
could send her a "rate this line" and then send th...
primrose bossy point
  10/09/14
Shrewd
Sooty aromatic senate jew
  10/09/14
...
Glittery Indian Lodge
  10/09/14
Twist: She already sent him the lick message.
Pink at-the-ready gas station haunted graveyard
  10/09/14
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dark mind-boggling orchestra pit
  10/09/14
180
multi-colored canary national hunting ground
  10/09/14
180
Umber racy field
  10/09/14
180^180
Vivacious Outnumbered Heaven Crotch
  10/09/14
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Clear hospital
  10/09/14
what if "i knew it me too" just means i knew you w...
Vivacious Outnumbered Heaven Crotch
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Glittery Indian Lodge
  10/09/14
how many pairs of panties do u think shell leave lying aroun...
Vivacious Outnumbered Heaven Crotch
  10/09/14
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Glittery Indian Lodge
  10/09/14
"my panties mixed in with your load" oh god oh
indecent self-centered school
  10/09/14
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Glittery Indian Lodge
  10/09/14
seems really really unlikely. get a grip on reality
primrose bossy point
  10/09/14
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Vivacious Outnumbered Heaven Crotch
  10/09/14
How could this be possible? I'm just not seeing it.
Crystalline puppy
  10/09/14
second cousin flees from the room sobbing after her slutty s...
dark mind-boggling orchestra pit
  10/09/14
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cocky chocolate athletic conference
  10/09/14
No match for the sister's slutty American Indian costume.
iridescent psychic milk
  10/09/14
wildly underrated
charismatic feces
  10/09/14
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Turquoise genital piercing
  12/06/14
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Titillating rehab sweet tailpipe
  10/10/20
You need a plausibly innocent way to ask for pic's. Then you...
emerald beady-eyed half-breed
  10/09/14
describe her body, including her tits, ass, and face
drunken community account tank
  10/09/14
i have no recollection of posting in this thread
drunken community account tank
  10/08/16
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Elite White Place Of Business
  10/31/16
OP, do you... want.. to.. fuck.... your sister?
cocky chocolate athletic conference
  10/09/14
?
Chartreuse razzle menage
  10/09/14
it's a serious issue bro
cocky chocolate athletic conference
  10/09/14
(xo 2014)
Ocher exhilarant dog poop shrine
  10/09/14
or 2013 or 2012 ... or 2004
Razzle-dazzle nubile dingle berry
  10/09/14
a damning indictment.
lime wagecucks box office
  10/11/14
180
alcoholic gold cumskin
  10/09/14
if she just wanted to acknowledge tinder, she could have jus...
Balding Passionate Gay Wizard Marketing Idea
  10/09/14
cr. swiping overrides biology
cocky chocolate athletic conference
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Vivacious Outnumbered Heaven Crotch
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Aquamarine private investor
  10/09/14
Bro, it could be an obvious joke. I'd argue that 90% of sist...
charcoal galvanic kitchen
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Glittery Indian Lodge
  10/09/14
Let's pretend you saw your sister on Tinder (who you do not ...
charcoal galvanic kitchen
  10/09/14
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Glittery Indian Lodge
  10/09/14
1/10 sisters are down with incest (xo)
Balding Passionate Gay Wizard Marketing Idea
  10/09/14
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Glittery Indian Lodge
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Glittery Indian Lodge
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honestly if you have ten sisters there probably is some kin...
primrose bossy point
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Glittery Indian Lodge
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And 10/10 xo women
Sexy school cafeteria cuckoldry
  10/10/14
Irrefutable logic. Guarantee that if she wasn't thinking abo...
Glittery Indian Lodge
  10/09/14
Titcr Occam's razor bro
Sexy school cafeteria cuckoldry
  10/09/14
It's how Sherlock Holmes would solve this mystery
Glittery Indian Lodge
  10/09/14
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autistic step-uncle's house candlestick maker
  10/11/14
you leaving home when she was only in second grade is prime ...
bipolar bateful new version
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...
Glittery Indian Lodge
  10/09/14
exactly, but coupled with that biological female desire to m...
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Glittery Indian Lodge
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startled provocative fat ankles potus
  10/09/14
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bipolar bateful new version
  10/09/14
message back "well, at least one of us is hard."
black magical really tough guy
  10/09/14
UPDATE: I called my mom because Im leaving from work tomorro...
Brass reading party
  10/09/14
lol
Crystalline puppy
  10/09/14
180
cocky chocolate athletic conference
  10/09/14
lmao
Sienna Frozen Voyeur Whorehouse
  10/09/14
tyft
Vivacious Outnumbered Heaven Crotch
  10/09/14
Lol
Glittery Indian Lodge
  10/09/14
...
kink-friendly macaca idea he suggested
  10/09/14
This is good.
cracking talking corner
  10/09/14
180 billion
Balding Passionate Gay Wizard Marketing Idea
  10/09/14
well. fucking. played.
dark mind-boggling orchestra pit
  10/09/14
very well executed, flame or not
sinister fortuitous meteor
  10/09/14
...
Aquamarine private investor
  10/09/14
180 this is great
misunderstood partner
  10/10/14
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Clear hospital
  10/11/14
The credited reaponse back is "I know! Fuck me, right?&...
insanely creepy big ceo legend
  10/09/14
yeah, this flame fucking sucks. diaf OP
magenta vengeful nursing home yarmulke
  10/09/14
Stfu we need this, badly.
Sexy school cafeteria cuckoldry
  10/09/14
(no fun guy)
Sick Supple Mental Disorder Shitlib
  10/09/14
...
mentally impaired queen of the night
  06/05/18
(Guy who needs to STFU)
doobsian contagious clown gaping
  10/09/14
Inevitable winner of Thread of the Year 2014
Vivacious Outnumbered Heaven Crotch
  10/09/14
UPDATE: Ho lee shit, this is starting to get weird. Got a te...
Brass reading party
  10/09/14
LOL homeless the poaster sprinting into this thread, pant...
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  10/09/14
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Glittery Indian Lodge
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...
doobsian contagious clown gaping
  10/09/14
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  10/27/14
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dark mind-boggling orchestra pit
  10/09/14
oh shit, are you guys gonna get fucked up before the show?
talented buck-toothed gaming laptop
  10/09/14
brother, his sister is gonna get fucked up. fucked right up...
nofapping poppy azn property
  10/09/14
u may want to fuck this friend to make ur sister jealous and...
drunken community account tank
  10/09/14
I'd like to hear racist yoda chime in on this.
cracking talking corner
  10/09/14
titcr
doobsian contagious clown gaping
  10/09/14
...
cracking talking corner
  10/09/14
why is she nervous?
Vivacious Outnumbered Heaven Crotch
  10/09/14
Holy shit, you're really putting in the work for this.
Crystalline puppy
  10/09/14
...
Clear hospital
  10/11/14
EDM sluts too YNY..
bipolar bateful new version
  10/09/14
this. a dafy after our raver bitches thread. what a coincide...
Electric Unhinged Affirmative Action
  10/09/14
get your phone charged, idiot you don't want a dead phone t...
Razzle-dazzle nubile dingle berry
  10/10/14
Looks like a double date to me.
Odious sapphire round eye
  10/11/21
The friend just texted me, "You think [sister] is cute?...
Brass reading party
  10/09/14
Easy neg, just say she's your sister.
Crystalline puppy
  10/09/14
Post a pic of sis
Hilarious Mood Lodge
  10/09/14
fatal flaw here, i dont think a chick is going to tell her f...
Vivacious Outnumbered Heaven Crotch
  10/09/14
nah ding. she could have just told her friend she matched wi...
talented buck-toothed gaming laptop
  10/09/14
yeah but idont think she would tell her friend unless she re...
Vivacious Outnumbered Heaven Crotch
  10/09/14
MUCH more likely that she told her friend because she has be...
Glittery Indian Lodge
  10/09/14
I like this theory. Keep the dream alive.
cracking talking corner
  10/09/14
"MUCH more likely" tyft
garnet windowlicker regret
  10/11/14
well, it may have all begun as a joke, but i think the idea ...
talented buck-toothed gaming laptop
  10/09/14
nah she put the whole thing on her brother, OP is working on...
garnet windowlicker regret
  10/11/14
box out the HS friend's bf and make it a three-way, it's not...
histrionic twinkling uncleanness
  10/09/14
underrated suggestion
Grizzly dashing headpube
  10/11/14
selling sponsorship rights for this spot in an historic thre...
snowy space codepig
  10/09/14
This might just be the most 180 thread of 2014. Congrats.
Marvelous jade travel guidebook
  10/09/14
There is some next level shit happening here. In this thr...
Glittery Indian Lodge
  10/09/14
ofs you gonna cancel weekend plans to refresh the thread too...
bipolar bateful new version
  10/09/14
DESCRIBE your fury when it gets garbaged by some insane NOWA...
fragrant mother ape
  10/09/14
i will unleash the fury of 10000 unwanted nowag sons on that...
bipolar bateful new version
  10/09/14
...
primrose bossy point
  10/10/14
...
Glittery Indian Lodge
  10/09/14
...
doobsian contagious clown gaping
  10/09/14
I've literally never been more excited in my life.
Sexy school cafeteria cuckoldry
  10/09/14
...
sticky theater
  10/09/14
...
wonderful principal's office
  10/12/14
1800000000
cyan hairraiser giraffe son of senegal
  10/09/14
I hope they get it on. Life is hard enough as it is.
cocky chocolate athletic conference
  10/09/14
life is hard as shit they should fuck
sticky theater
  10/09/14
I really like this as just a general motto.
Crystalline puppy
  10/09/14
...
Aquamarine private investor
  10/10/14
You need to fuck her right in the pussy.
cocky chocolate athletic conference
  10/09/14
Loling hard
cracking talking corner
  10/09/14
Bros, I am going to masturbate to this story tonight in my b...
Glittery Indian Lodge
  10/09/14
homeless, posting as a pro bowl level non-OP in this thread
autistic step-uncle's house candlestick maker
  10/11/14
can u weave LABATT into this flame? my sponsors are hounding...
exciting mediation famous landscape painting
  10/09/14
...
Glittery Indian Lodge
  10/09/14
there's prime real estate for sale further up.
snowy space codepig
  10/09/14
UPDATE: I basically came home and started pouring pints Jim ...
Brass reading party
  10/09/14
backup copy: http://imgur.com/FUynXxz
cocky chocolate athletic conference
  10/09/14
fuckk me
Brass reading party
  10/09/14
you have to fuck her now, it's done
cocky chocolate athletic conference
  10/09/14
i know u IRL
drunken community account tank
  10/09/14
god's work, friend OP- dem titties
bipolar bateful new version
  10/09/14
...
Glittery Indian Lodge
  10/09/14
unnnnngghhh. he needs to bang her
curious disturbing love of her life stage
  10/09/14
*unzips pants* RICO! YOU KNOW WHAT TO DO!
doobsian contagious clown gaping
  10/09/14
WTF NOOOOOO
Comical navy parlor
  10/10/14
fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck post it again
Ocher exhilarant dog poop shrine
  10/10/14
fuck my ASS do NOT take this shit down dude!!!
autistic step-uncle's house candlestick maker
  10/11/14
Nice cleavage. 180 flame overall
Crystalline puppy
  10/09/14
...
Glittery Indian Lodge
  10/09/14
multiple lols from reading this thread
sinister fortuitous meteor
  10/09/14
discover what her asshole smells like and report back. make ...
drunken community account tank
  10/09/14
...
drunken community account tank
  10/10/14
...
Balding Passionate Gay Wizard Marketing Idea
  10/09/14
i could see it
cocky chocolate athletic conference
  10/09/14
SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP
Thirsty stag film persian
  10/09/14
BEST THREAD OF XOXO 2000s
Vivacious Outnumbered Heaven Crotch
  10/09/14
...
Aquamarine private investor
  10/09/14
*ZOZO
soggy adventurous state
  06/27/16
...
Mewling degenerate
  10/09/14
OP - gonna need an RSS feed for updates ITT.
bipolar bateful new version
  10/09/14
The level of incest interest here is pretty progressive
sepia market water buffalo
  10/10/14
gunna need to see that pic again
Citrine Trust Fund Piazza
  10/10/14
WTF?
Sienna Frozen Voyeur Whorehouse
  10/10/14
UPDATE: I woke up with the world's worst whiskey hangover an...
Brass reading party
  10/10/14
listen, just take the day off, chill in front of the TV and ...
Sienna Frozen Voyeur Whorehouse
  10/10/14
...
cocky chocolate athletic conference
  10/10/14
120
cyan hairraiser giraffe son of senegal
  10/10/14
post the pic again
Ocher exhilarant dog poop shrine
  10/10/14
...
cracking talking corner
  10/10/14
Life is short and you only have a few chances at REAL happin...
Glittery Indian Lodge
  10/10/14
...
bipolar bateful new version
  10/10/14
Do it for yourself, do it for each other.
Sexy school cafeteria cuckoldry
  10/10/14
Cr. In 10^100 years the heat death of our universe will occu...
Hilarious Mood Lodge
  10/10/14
TY, brother. That was deep.
Glittery Indian Lodge
  10/10/14
Yw friend. You have been the locomotive of this thread
Hilarious Mood Lodge
  10/10/14
...
Glittery Indian Lodge
  10/10/14
180 thread have a great weekend bro
Embarrassed to the bone liquid oxygen faggotry
  10/10/14
UPDATE: Back home. All the usual associations of childhood, ...
Brass reading party
  10/10/14
your mom knows and she is very proud
Razzle-dazzle nubile dingle berry
  10/10/14
This bro. Mom: Son. Dad and I are going to see that girl ...
Pink at-the-ready gas station haunted graveyard
  10/10/14
...
stimulating church striped hyena
  10/11/14
so rong, so rite
Well-lubricated theatre
  10/11/14
give in to nature, brother.
cocky chocolate athletic conference
  10/10/14
...
Glittery Indian Lodge
  10/10/14
...
cracking talking corner
  10/10/14
take a nap or sleep in her bed tonight before she gets home....
Flesh big-titted temple
  10/10/14
work out first, then skip the shower.
cocky chocolate athletic conference
  10/10/14
...
Glittery Indian Lodge
  10/10/14
Take a shower when sister is home, leave bathroom door unloc...
cracking talking corner
  10/10/14
...
Glittery Indian Lodge
  10/10/14
What's for dinner?
flushed territorial nibblets double fault
  10/10/14
Jack off in the shampoo bottle
Hilarious Mood Lodge
  10/10/14
Look bro, if this is not flame, you have to end it soon - it...
emerald beady-eyed half-breed
  10/10/14
180
excitant henna internal respiration office
  10/10/14
Not true. She knows she wants to fuck him and it's making he...
Thriller twisted trump supporter
  10/10/14
This can be their Columbus Day thing.
Aquamarine private investor
  10/10/14
she's his sister and undoubtedly loves him. why wouldn't she...
curious disturbing love of her life stage
  10/10/14
she's already told her friend and has her friend texting him...
emerald beady-eyed half-breed
  10/10/14
...
Aquamarine private investor
  10/10/14
why would u go to jail bro
Vivacious Outnumbered Heaven Crotch
  10/10/14
even adult incest is illegal in most states i believe.
coiffed shimmering university sandwich
  10/10/14
She can't handle how much she wants the dick. No, though,...
Crystalline puppy
  10/10/14
wtf. homeless desperately sprinting to this thread to prove ...
Vivacious Outnumbered Heaven Crotch
  10/10/14
...
Glittery Indian Lodge
  10/11/14
This has the potential to be the first legit 1000+ post thre...
Vivacious Outnumbered Heaven Crotch
  10/10/14
...
Aquamarine private investor
  10/10/14
it feels like the community is willing to ride out minor/maj...
Well-lubricated theatre
  10/11/14
UPDATE: Everyone's in bed, my little sister is still not hom...
Brass reading party
  10/11/14
*poasts update on xo instead of going in her room and pwning...
claret knife
  10/11/14
Thank you for making a sad old man laugh.
Stirring up-to-no-good legal warrant native
  10/11/14
And so, tip-toeing like a fucking burglar through my childho...
Brass reading party
  10/11/14
omg
curious disturbing love of her life stage
  10/11/14
wtfffff, this cannot be real
Mint shaky faggot firefighter
  10/11/14
HAHAHAHAHA
Blathering Blue Halford
  10/11/14
Box, this is awfully good stuff... you have truly found your...
Mewling degenerate
  10/11/14
...
cocky chocolate athletic conference
  10/11/14
...
Blathering Blue Halford
  10/11/14
this isn't box but otherwise cr
lilac heady center
  10/11/14
...
Aquamarine private investor
  10/11/14
honored but this isn't my work
arousing crackhouse
  10/18/14
...
anal spectacular pistol
  04/01/22
I think this is why people like daytime soaps. Fucking love...
rose fantasy-prone meetinghouse international law enforcement agency
  10/11/14
oh my crucial head. incredible production value itt.
Glassy skinny woman brethren
  10/11/14
...
Glittery Indian Lodge
  10/11/14
...
startled provocative fat ankles potus
  10/27/14
agreed, best thread of 2014 already
diverse becky stead
  10/11/14
Really though, the pay off was too quick and too good. Nothi...
Blathering Blue Halford
  10/11/14
Creampie pics
curious disturbing love of her life stage
  10/11/14
...
Glittery Indian Lodge
  10/11/14
Respond back: Wubbly seems in a comfortable position
diverse becky stead
  10/11/14
...
drunken community account tank
  10/11/14
ROFL mr wubbly u fuckin slut
dark mind-boggling orchestra pit
  10/11/14
Wubbly's eyes are tender, curious....hopeful
Hilarious Mood Lodge
  10/11/14
...
Glittery Indian Lodge
  10/11/14
...
iridescent psychic milk
  11/21/15
ONE HUNDRED AND SISTERFUCKING EIGHTY
Glittery Indian Lodge
  10/11/14
...
stimulating church striped hyena
  10/11/14
...
Aquamarine private investor
  10/11/14
...
dark mind-boggling orchestra pit
  10/11/14
*Claps while holding onto pants with one hand*
startled provocative fat ankles potus
  10/27/14
lmfao
Green business firm
  10/11/14
amazing
cobalt range
  10/11/14
Holy shit, can't stop LOLing
cracking talking corner
  10/11/14
180
Crystalline puppy
  10/11/14
...
primrose bossy point
  10/11/14
...
Aquamarine private investor
  10/11/14
OH GOD, OH-
startled provocative fat ankles potus
  10/27/14
OP has, at one point, claimed s/he was a "Female ADA&qu...
Appetizing Peach Address
  10/11/14
Not the point you turd
rose fantasy-prone meetinghouse international law enforcement agency
  10/11/14
FUCKING DOOBS
Blathering Blue Halford
  10/11/14
nice work, ape detective doobs, u r one crazy mfer but at l...
dark mind-boggling orchestra pit
  10/11/14
Seriously.
Glittery Indian Lodge
  10/11/14
did you ever watch star wars episodes i, ii, or iii? did you...
Glassy skinny woman brethren
  10/11/14
...
lilac heady center
  10/11/14
180. And fuck the ruiner. Like school in summertime.
nudist site associate
  10/11/14
long overdue 180 to this one
multi-colored canary national hunting ground
  03/28/16
...
Glittery Indian Lodge
  10/11/14
...
Glittery Indian Lodge
  10/11/14
...
Vivacious Outnumbered Heaven Crotch
  10/11/14
fucking bullshit nobody has reposted the pic of this bitch ...
Milky Razzmatazz Plaza Newt
  10/11/14
...
hateful violent jewess locale
  10/11/14
...
Vivacious Outnumbered Heaven Crotch
  10/11/14
plz poast
orange circlehead
  10/11/14
must need fap soon.
hateful violent jewess locale
  10/11/14
co-signed, you useless FUCKS post the DAMN PICS
autistic step-uncle's house candlestick maker
  10/11/14
Friends, he did. But obviously he could not leave them poste...
Glittery Indian Lodge
  10/11/14
short, a bit thick and busty little sister or petite cheerle...
Swashbuckling haunting stock car
  10/11/14
somebody pls respond
Grizzly dashing headpube
  10/11/14
For the love of god
cracking talking corner
  10/11/14
...
Glittery Indian Lodge
  10/11/14
lol the loving detail that went into this description, man
dark mind-boggling orchestra pit
  10/11/14
you're a good dood
Grizzly dashing headpube
  10/11/14
I was mostly posting in this thread because Im a little frea...
Brass reading party
  10/11/14
good, good. Homeless would be proud of this poast
Hilarious Mood Lodge
  10/11/14
180 this thread is delivering.
brilliant church building dragon
  10/11/14
I BELIEVE
fear-inspiring insecure lay therapy
  10/11/14
describe how u feel at the thought of unloading your balls i...
drunken community account tank
  10/11/14
plzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz post the pics again
autistic step-uncle's house candlestick maker
  10/11/14
1800000 I never stopped believing. Don't drink so much durin...
Sexy school cafeteria cuckoldry
  10/11/14
...
Glittery Indian Lodge
  10/11/14
THE DREAM IS ALIVE AND WELL
cracking talking corner
  10/11/14
FUCK YOUR SISTER LIKE A CHAMPION TODAY
stimulating church striped hyena
  10/11/14
...
Glittery Indian Lodge
  10/11/14
lol 180
dark mind-boggling orchestra pit
  10/11/14
OP needs to go to CVS, but a plan B pill, and then just hand...
Swashbuckling haunting stock car
  10/11/14
(NOT a Lannister fan)
Glittery Indian Lodge
  10/11/14
...
scarlet goyim base
  10/11/14
poast deleted for violating the laws of humanity
Sexy school cafeteria cuckoldry
  10/11/14
please delete. Let him write the story.
mahogany trip set
  10/11/14
lol at people ITT believing the OP well done
laughsome station roast beef
  10/11/14
...
Glittery Indian Lodge
  10/11/14
never claimed to be a flame scholar
laughsome station roast beef
  10/11/14
uuungnnnnnnnnnnngggggggggghhhhhhhh 180
indecent self-centered school
  10/11/14
this is very entertaining, but I am surprised at how titilla...
motley gay immigrant forum
  10/11/14
(bro who apparently already has sexually fulfilling relation...
Sexy school cafeteria cuckoldry
  10/11/14
(evan39)
cyan hairraiser giraffe son of senegal
  10/11/14
you shouldn't be. incest has always been a big part of the X...
curious disturbing love of her life stage
  10/11/14
it's a matter of degree. THe "hot dotter" meme wa...
motley gay immigrant forum
  10/11/14
http://i.imgur.com/TLETEiv.jpg
smoky irate corn cake
  10/11/14
keeping it real
mahogany trip set
  10/11/14
...
autistic step-uncle's house candlestick maker
  10/11/14
cr
chrome toaster volcanic crater
  10/11/14
Amen.
crawly disrespectful cruise ship coffee pot
  10/11/14
lol cr
Turquoise genital piercing
  10/11/14
...
garnet windowlicker regret
  10/11/14
...
dark mind-boggling orchestra pit
  10/11/14
...
Aquamarine private investor
  10/11/14
...
startled provocative fat ankles potus
  10/27/14
i can't see how this could end badly
Grizzly dashing headpube
  10/11/14
...
Glittery Indian Lodge
  10/11/14
it's fucking awesome
sticky theater
  10/11/14
it is, unless you think that this might not be flame, and th...
Grizzly dashing headpube
  10/11/14
" who stand on the precipice of tearing their family ap...
curious disturbing love of her life stage
  10/11/14
this girl is 17. she is already unable to maintain composure...
Grizzly dashing headpube
  10/11/14
what makes you an expert on consensual incest?
curious disturbing love of her life stage
  10/11/14
i'm an expert at fucking the wrong people as an immature tee...
Grizzly dashing headpube
  10/11/14
i hear what ur saying whorie but this is 2014 -- 17yo girls ...
sticky theater
  10/11/14
180
topaz public bath filthpig
  10/11/14
if she really wants it, he should make her agree to anal fir...
Grizzly dashing headpube
  10/11/14
...
Glittery Indian Lodge
  10/11/14
Absolutely disgusted here but can u tell me more about your ...
ruby vigorous parlour
  10/11/14
...
sticky theater
  10/11/14
(Really gullible person)
Vivacious Outnumbered Heaven Crotch
  10/11/14
On the other hand....YOLO!
Swashbuckling haunting stock car
  10/11/14
counterpoint: they should do it
sticky theater
  10/11/14
fine. they should do it and if they get found out, they shou...
Grizzly dashing headpube
  10/11/14
...
Glittery Indian Lodge
  10/11/14
We're all going to be dead from ebola by the end of the year...
cracking talking corner
  10/11/14
...
Sexy school cafeteria cuckoldry
  10/11/14
there is literally no way for this to end badly as far as i ...
cyan hairraiser giraffe son of senegal
  10/11/14
...
Glittery Indian Lodge
  10/11/14
i agree. one person is going to get their dick wet insid...
drunken community account tank
  10/11/14
lol
vibrant adulterous garrison philosopher-king
  10/11/14
underrated
talented buck-toothed gaming laptop
  10/11/14
...
house death wish
  10/12/14
...
startled provocative fat ankles potus
  10/27/14
itt: doobs successfully turns on a bunch of male posters
Electric Unhinged Affirmative Action
  10/11/14
So what was it like sitting alone at lunch in high school?
Glittery Indian Lodge
  10/11/14
...
cracking talking corner
  10/11/14
hahahaha my bad brother youre like the number one fan of thi...
Electric Unhinged Affirmative Action
  10/11/14
...
Glittery Indian Lodge
  10/11/14
been married before brother. youre fighting the good fight
Electric Unhinged Affirmative Action
  10/11/14
...
startled provocative fat ankles potus
  10/27/14
lol
Bronze Home Fanboi
  10/11/14
If this is a doobs thread, I think we owe him an apology
Mewling degenerate
  10/11/14
Can I please have my dildo back?
Saffron library antidepressant drug
  10/11/14
...
pale den
  10/11/14
180
brilliant church building dragon
  10/11/14
180
indecent self-centered school
  10/11/14
180
dark mind-boggling orchestra pit
  10/11/14
...
garnet windowlicker regret
  10/11/14
This is how I envision this thread going down: http://youtu...
cream pea-brained pit generalized bond
  10/11/14
...
Transparent weed whacker location
  10/11/14
that was a good thread
dark mind-boggling orchestra pit
  10/11/14
This link is incredibly accurate. Sister in vid is hawt.
180 Khaki Theater Stage Pozpig
  10/12/14
UPDATE: So Ive been watching the FSU game with my dad and tw...
Brass reading party
  10/11/14
Nicely slow-played, OP.
Swashbuckling haunting stock car
  10/11/14
...
cocky chocolate athletic conference
  10/11/14
...
Glittery Indian Lodge
  10/11/14
180
brilliant church building dragon
  10/11/14
OP's big dillema is whether he should pursue the friend toni...
Swashbuckling haunting stock car
  10/11/14
...
Glittery Indian Lodge
  10/11/14
I think I'd play for the threesome, because the fallback is ...
Swashbuckling haunting stock car
  10/11/14
I don't know mang.... there are millions of teens, but you o...
Glittery Indian Lodge
  10/11/14
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&f...
histrionic twinkling uncleanness
  10/11/14
Flame is losing steam. Like she'd go from showing him her d...
telephone
  10/11/14
Bullshit. Women generally and teens specifically are notorio...
Glittery Indian Lodge
  10/11/14
u sir are the stockton to OP's malone
Sexy school cafeteria cuckoldry
  10/11/14
...
Hilarious Mood Lodge
  10/11/14
I toil for the glory and good of the entire XO team.
Glittery Indian Lodge
  10/11/14
...
Vivacious Outnumbered Heaven Crotch
  10/11/14
...
startled provocative fat ankles potus
  10/27/14
This logic is completely unassailable brother. Cot dam. Marr...
Vivacious Outnumbered Heaven Crotch
  10/11/14
This may surprise you: but this is not the first time that I...
Glittery Indian Lodge
  10/11/14
Bro you were gonn a bang your sister? Wtf Go on...
Vivacious Outnumbered Heaven Crotch
  10/11/14
Don't have a sister. But I am married and regularly consider...
Glittery Indian Lodge
  10/11/14
Go on...
startled provocative fat ankles potus
  10/27/14
...
histrionic twinkling uncleanness
  10/11/14
Your dad knows. He will drink to blackout tonight
Hilarious Mood Lodge
  10/11/14
"So, son, ah..." your Dad begins to say, then trai...
Zombie-like institution mad-dog skullcap
  10/11/14
...
Hilarious Mood Lodge
  10/11/14
Brother, it was like you were actually there.
Glittery Indian Lodge
  10/11/14
gotta be this commercial, amirite? http://www.youtube.com...
telephone
  10/11/14
Yessir.
Zombie-like institution mad-dog skullcap
  10/11/14
Sister: You're my present this year Brother: Well why don...
drunken community account tank
  10/11/14
...
lilac heady center
  10/11/14
...
Aquamarine private investor
  10/11/14
Sister (mouth still full): Bemf Chriffmaf EVER.
unholy tanning salon turdskin
  10/12/14
...
startled provocative fat ankles potus
  10/27/14
...
house death wish
  10/12/14
...
startled provocative fat ankles potus
  10/27/14
Bros... I just had a terrible thought . What if this entire ...
Vivacious Outnumbered Heaven Crotch
  10/11/14
...
Glittery Indian Lodge
  10/11/14
lol incestmos
Mint shaky faggot firefighter
  10/11/14
Greatest flame thread in XO history?
garnet windowlicker regret
  10/11/14
...
Glittery Indian Lodge
  10/11/14
Be honest, how many times have u jerked it already to the ti...
Vivacious Outnumbered Heaven Crotch
  10/11/14
...
Glittery Indian Lodge
  10/11/14
Holy shit 400 legit poasts. Probably a first in xo history t...
Vivacious Outnumbered Heaven Crotch
  10/11/14
TBF about 300 of them are probably from two or three people
telephone
  10/11/14
Doesn't change what I said This is probably the first thr...
Vivacious Outnumbered Heaven Crotch
  10/11/14
the are reptile gangbang thread wasn't far off in terms of h...
dark mind-boggling orchestra pit
  10/11/14
JFC, that was a great thread
startled provocative fat ankles potus
  10/27/14
op, does scott and his sister still live in your town?
indecent self-centered school
  10/11/14
...
swollen pervert indirect expression
  10/11/14
How has no one reposted the pic
Salmon Bawdyhouse Toilet Seat
  10/11/14
...
swollen pervert indirect expression
  10/11/14
Wtf. Delete your posts and change moniker
Vivacious Outnumbered Heaven Crotch
  10/11/14
...
cocky chocolate athletic conference
  10/11/14
Bro do you really want homeless to have nothing to live for?...
Vivacious Outnumbered Heaven Crotch
  10/11/14
God fucking dammit
kink-friendly macaca idea he suggested
  10/11/14
What the fuck - it's doobs!!
rose fantasy-prone meetinghouse international law enforcement agency
  10/11/14
anyone surprised that doobs owns stuffed animals and a dildo...
Mint shaky faggot firefighter
  10/11/14
UPDATE: Watching Notre Dame suffer from having a shit off...
Brass reading party
  10/11/14
cmon you assholes follow the rules, it's a small price to pa...
dark mind-boggling orchestra pit
  10/11/14
lol Cap'n A game of " coming unraveled as his flame rap...
histrionic twinkling uncleanness
  10/11/14
Don't let the occasional hater keep you down. Just listen to...
Sexy school cafeteria cuckoldry
  10/11/14
...
Glittery Indian Lodge
  10/11/14
...
nofapping poppy azn property
  10/11/14
Get help Doobs/Box
awkward spot
  10/11/14
more likely box but give doobs his credit if he pulled this....
Milky Razzmatazz Plaza Newt
  10/11/14
motherfucker give us the goddamn pic I'm a lifelong trust...
Milky Razzmatazz Plaza Newt
  10/11/14
UPDATE: maybe it was nerves but i got wasted. barely ate ...
Brass reading party
  10/11/14
in on epic thread
obsidian chad
  10/11/14
...
Ocher exhilarant dog poop shrine
  10/11/14
...
Aquamarine private investor
  10/11/14
Oh my
Hilarious Mood Lodge
  10/11/14
omg
coldplay fan
  10/11/14
...
foreskin casino
  10/11/14
delete b4 homeless gets in here, he's going to have a heart ...
dark mind-boggling orchestra pit
  10/11/14
seriously. the man has a family, after all.
Swashbuckling haunting stock car
  10/11/14
BAW GAWD
Hilarious Mood Lodge
  10/11/14
...
Aquamarine private investor
  10/11/14
Wife just asked me why I was staring off into space
Glittery Indian Lodge
  10/11/14
What the fuck is going on
Crystalline puppy
  10/11/14
there's to be a fuck going on alright
coldplay fan
  10/11/14
WHAT IN THE 180
cruel-hearted abode
  10/11/14
GOOD LUCK, BROTHER
Seedy bistre goal in life digit ratio
  10/11/14
what is the vial by her leg? Visine? Was she getting stone...
emerald beady-eyed half-breed
  10/11/14
Lube, but the lighter up in the corner suggests smoking is a...
obsidian chad
  10/11/14
By the look of the bruises on her thighs, you should wrap th...
patrolman
  10/11/14
...
Glittery Indian Lodge
  10/11/14
fyi: all yall niggas jerking off to doobs in panties and pin...
claret knife
  10/11/14
...
Electric Unhinged Affirmative Action
  10/11/14
Are you the guy that gets pissed off when someone dresses as...
Glittery Indian Lodge
  10/11/14
...
wonderful principal's office
  10/12/14
thank the fucking lord, I'm going to die a happy man.
Thriller twisted trump supporter
  10/11/14
i know this is a weird thing to notice, but why aren't there...
low-t area tattoo
  10/11/14
...
Glittery Indian Lodge
  10/11/14
...
garnet windowlicker regret
  10/11/14
ungh so hard now.
lime wagecucks box office
  10/11/14
wtf
maize chapel
  10/11/14
Xo 2014: this is believable Xo 2014: FIVE BEERS IN 45 MI...
abnormal rigpig
  10/11/14
bro it would take 45 minutes just to order 5 beers at a bar ...
claret knife
  10/11/14
Do you not think Shia lebouf can get the attention of a wait...
abnormal rigpig
  10/11/14
Settle down. I'm sitting on the bed with her and this shit'...
Saffron library antidepressant drug
  10/11/14
...
dark mind-boggling orchestra pit
  10/11/14
...
Glittery Indian Lodge
  10/11/14
iwanttobelieve.jpg
dark mind-boggling orchestra pit
  10/11/14
http://img.nzgameshop.com/posters/scifi_and_fantasy/x_files_...
emerald beady-eyed half-breed
  10/11/14
Wait didn't doobs already out himself by accidentally postin...
telephone
  10/11/14
was the Lucio moniker doobs?
excitant henna internal respiration office
  10/11/14
That's what I thought
telephone
  10/11/14
what lucio moniker? wat poast?
claret knife
  10/11/14
I have no doubt doobs would come in and try to fuck up this ...
cruel-hearted abode
  10/11/14
Meta-flame, flame within a flame. I like it.
telephone
  10/11/14
...
dark mind-boggling orchestra pit
  10/11/14
The Lucio post isn't conclusive proof of flame but this reac...
histrionic twinkling uncleanness
  10/11/14
Lookit, with 3 links I could make a compelling case that A G...
cruel-hearted abode
  10/11/14
...
Glittery Indian Lodge
  10/11/14
...
Vivacious Outnumbered Heaven Crotch
  10/11/14
Great detective work, but I'm a stuffed animal looking at so...
Saffron library antidepressant drug
  10/11/14
Great cameo ITT from a Heroic stuffed toy We salute you.
Glittery Indian Lodge
  10/11/14
...
dark mind-boggling orchestra pit
  10/11/14
You know it's a great thread when there are subthread spinof...
domesticated ratface juggernaut
  10/11/14
CRIMINALLY underrated poast
dilemma kitty cat
  11/21/15
...
Zombie-like institution mad-dog skullcap
  10/11/14
...
Glittery Indian Lodge
  10/11/14
gtfo
autistic step-uncle's house candlestick maker
  10/12/14
...
Glittery Indian Lodge
  10/11/14
To be fair, Hey guys just popped onto the board, haven't ...
hall deer antler
  10/11/14
Holy shit
rose fantasy-prone meetinghouse international law enforcement agency
  10/11/14
?
fragrant mother ape
  10/11/14
...
demanding dysfunction
  10/11/14
180, unless this is the "Fresh Prince" at the end ...
Crusty beta
  10/11/14
i think it is :(
cyan hairraiser giraffe son of senegal
  10/11/14
If it is then TBF is literally going to be run off the bort ...
Crusty beta
  10/11/14
good self deprecation
coldplay fan
  10/11/14
...
demanding dysfunction
  10/11/14
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KK23BhEQVyU
Violent kitty
  10/11/14
lol
dark mind-boggling orchestra pit
  10/12/14
180, this is a goat thread
garnet windowlicker regret
  10/12/14
180
mad cow disease
  10/12/14
update posting fro the club drunk as fuck, there is no julie...
Brass reading party
  10/11/14
120
Self-absorbed bisexual brunch
  10/11/14
Let's see where he is going with this. Could be tweet style ...
Hilarious Mood Lodge
  10/11/14
Cr. Bullshit for his sister to trick him into meeting up li...
garnet windowlicker regret
  10/11/14
...
Glittery Indian Lodge
  10/11/14
what song is playing?
garnet windowlicker regret
  10/11/14
Say you're going to the bathroom so she goes in with u
Sexy school cafeteria cuckoldry
  10/11/14
dont get too drunk bro, you need to be able to get your dick...
pungent background story
  10/12/14
...
Blathering Blue Halford
  10/12/14
being too drunk is going to ruin this
sinister fortuitous meteor
  10/12/14
u need to fuck ur sister u owe us
sticky theater
  10/12/14
...
Milky Razzmatazz Plaza Newt
  12/06/14
...
Blathering Blue Halford
  10/12/14
shocking that this weird incestuous thread is so popular her...
federal messiness
  10/12/14
Friendly suggestion for next date: watch Teh Notebook: ht...
jet electric furnace sex offender
  10/12/14
...
Glittery Indian Lodge
  10/12/14
Holy shit holy shit
Brass reading party
  10/12/14
Well!?
kink-friendly macaca idea he suggested
  10/12/14
...
Blathering Blue Halford
  10/12/14
plz respond
sticky theater
  10/12/14
I suspect this girl would love the fact that 40 dudes on the...
Chartreuse razzle menage
  10/12/14
just 40? you forgot to account for lurkers bro.
lilac heady center
  10/12/14
Well?
Thriller twisted trump supporter
  10/12/14
It is the clutch situation of the season. ...
boistinker
  10/12/14
what's it gonna be boy
fragrant mother ape
  10/12/14
180000000
brilliant church building dragon
  10/12/14
??
Sienna Frozen Voyeur Whorehouse
  10/12/14
??? ! ???
Aquamarine private investor
  10/12/14
Cuddling with your 17 year old little sister must be HIGHLY ...
Glittery Indian Lodge
  10/12/14
more likely he's curled up somewhere literally choking on th...
azure preventive strike
  10/12/14
Homeless, since you are the best at explaining away flame as...
Crystalline puppy
  10/12/14
...
Glittery Indian Lodge
  10/12/14
K, ty.
Crystalline puppy
  10/12/14
Frankly, it sounds like he is less worried about getting cau...
Glittery Indian Lodge
  10/12/14
Double post, sorry.
Crystalline puppy
  10/12/14
My head is pounding and I want to die but part of me also fe...
Brass reading party
  10/12/14
...
Glittery Indian Lodge
  10/12/14
...
Glittery Indian Lodge
  10/12/14
...this is getting dark
autistic step-uncle's house candlestick maker
  10/12/14
right? really didn't expect this story to get dark, given...
fragrant mother ape
  10/12/14
As for the rest: a touching story of true love. Next steps?
Glittery Indian Lodge
  10/12/14
...
Hilarious Mood Lodge
  10/12/14
...
patrolman
  10/12/14
She was sort of jerking me through my jeans. I had started d...
Zombie-like institution mad-dog skullcap
  10/12/14
please proceed. tyia
mahogany trip set
  10/12/14
Very disappointed in OP's level of intoxication. This story ...
sinister fortuitous meteor
  10/12/14
yeah, and after everyone warned him!!
Grizzly dashing headpube
  10/12/14
she kept calling me mister wubbly = 180
cyan hairraiser giraffe son of senegal
  10/12/14
please continue
house death wish
  10/12/14
"I remember opening the lid to the ice machine. I think...
sticky theater
  10/12/14
"I remember pretending I wasnt a lawyer and I was at th...
Zombie-like institution mad-dog skullcap
  10/12/14
I look forward to the pregnancy update in 6 weeks bro
onyx incel
  10/12/14
(Lannister Fan)
Glittery Indian Lodge
  10/12/14
...
Vivacious Outnumbered Heaven Crotch
  10/12/14
go read some literotica incest stories. the ones with impreg...
curious disturbing love of her life stage
  10/12/14
...
Glittery Indian Lodge
  10/12/14
link for research poirposes?
Vivacious Outnumbered Heaven Crotch
  10/12/14
UPDATE: my mom came into my room about 30 min ago. She didn'...
avocado
  10/12/14
(guy using two single quotes instead of my double quote.) ...
Brass reading party
  10/12/14
(guy taking his flame way too seriously)
avocado
  10/12/14
sorry for thinking my whole life might be different today ma...
Brass reading party
  10/12/14
WTF? You're here but not providing the rest of the story!
diverse becky stead
  10/12/14
I don't know what to think anymore
onyx incel
  10/12/14
ty
drunken community account tank
  10/12/14
Flame why would your mom just randomly look at your phone th...
onyx incel
  10/12/14
To get the deets on the Columbus day thing
avocado
  10/12/14
And scene.
garnet windowlicker regret
  10/12/14
nigger
drunken community account tank
  10/12/14
Wait, you're not OP? Dick move.
garnet windowlicker regret
  10/12/14
This post is NON-CANNON
garnet windowlicker regret
  10/12/14
It's the Book of Judas aka what actually happened
avocado
  10/12/14
...
Glittery Indian Lodge
  10/12/14
...
laughsome station roast beef
  10/12/14
...
garnet windowlicker regret
  10/12/14
Shameful display, brother. Go write your own thread with ...
Glittery Indian Lodge
  10/12/14
...
claret knife
  10/12/14
real update, plz?
Grizzly dashing headpube
  10/12/14
Yeah, some of these bros have probably been edging for over ...
roommate
  10/12/14
...
Glittery Indian Lodge
  10/12/14
Post 600!
Glittery Indian Lodge
  10/12/14
you guys realize this is all flame, right?
crimson
  10/12/14
they wall want to fuck their sisters tho
maize chapel
  10/12/14
You don't?
Sooty aromatic senate jew
  10/12/14
...
Glittery Indian Lodge
  10/12/14
FINAL UPDATE: The reenactment was a disaster. I was hung...
Brass reading party
  10/12/14
...
Zombie-like institution mad-dog skullcap
  10/12/14
wtf
Vivacious Outnumbered Heaven Crotch
  10/12/14
youre a fucking weirdo man. thought this was doobs before bu...
Electric Unhinged Affirmative Action
  10/12/14
need more about fingering her in the car and blowing him in ...
Vivacious Outnumbered Heaven Crotch
  10/12/14
that stupid shit screamed tbf to me
Electric Unhinged Affirmative Action
  10/12/14
...
pungent background story
  10/12/14
cr, the earlier Box-related obsessions of OP + the historica...
Appetizing Peach Address
  10/12/14
also the Julia-threading and gay overwritten style editL so...
Electric Unhinged Affirmative Action
  10/12/14
Big surprise gay-ass-thug "Memph Bleek" didnt like...
cruel-hearted abode
  10/12/14
sorry brother I figured you came already since that was the ...
Electric Unhinged Affirmative Action
  10/12/14
def owns dildo but he's just using pics from elsewhere
Appetizing Peach Address
  10/12/14
this ending isn't very satisfying
curious disturbing love of her life stage
  10/12/14
cr. gonna need some fucking, if only just the tip. cumshot o...
cocky chocolate athletic conference
  10/12/14
it was written like some female soliloquy from the black and...
Razzle-dazzle nubile dingle berry
  10/12/14
...
180 Khaki Theater Stage Pozpig
  10/12/14
gross man thats ur sister
snowy space codepig
  10/12/14
did u fuck or not
drunken community account tank
  10/12/14
...
Glittery Indian Lodge
  10/12/14
180 Sorry its come to an end like this brother but you we...
Vivacious Outnumbered Heaven Crotch
  10/12/14
...
Glittery Indian Lodge
  10/12/14
120. Shitty flame (no matter how good it starts, and this wa...
domesticated ratface juggernaut
  10/12/14
OP's flame was off to an incredible start, but he's going to...
low-t area tattoo
  10/12/14
The big mistake was writing the friend out of the story. Th...
Swashbuckling haunting stock car
  10/12/14
Fuck all the haters bro this is a brilliant ending and in ti...
onyx incel
  10/12/14
...
dilemma kitty cat
  11/21/15
...
Honey-headed elastic band
  10/06/25
I like it. Good luck brother.
garnet windowlicker regret
  10/12/14
You're skadden farts or whoever that guy who wrote the shitl...
Mewling degenerate
  10/12/14
This is a great guess.
Aquamarine private investor
  10/13/14
180, ty.
Crystalline puppy
  10/12/14
brother. this is a solid thread. you have a legit talent for...
red keepsake machete
  10/12/14
180
dopamine
  10/08/16
This conclusion has aged surprisingly well
geriatric
  10/31/16
...
dilemma kitty cat
  10/09/18
Flame or not, that is a luscious ass I’d pay $10K or m...
jet-lagged pisswyrm wrinkle
  10/11/21
i liked it. the consequences of what happened to this man a...
bespoke hairless
  10/12/14
"A sometimes appallingly accurate view of today's world...
Transparent weed whacker location
  10/12/14
Anyone else notice that in the picture the sun is rising (or...
cruel-hearted abode
  10/12/14
love? he didn't know her your flame is equally obvious to t...
Razzle-dazzle nubile dingle berry
  10/12/14
titc analysis
arousing crackhouse
  10/18/14
...
dilemma kitty cat
  10/09/18
well, op probably has my ip address, my ssn, and all my irl ...
Thriller twisted trump supporter
  10/12/14
A+++++ i come to this site for stupid-weird and thread de...
autistic step-uncle's house candlestick maker
  10/13/14
OP is Johnsmeyer. HTH. OP's moniker is the same phrase Johns...
wonderful principal's office
  10/13/14
Also, you are the op, since op claimed to have come up with ...
Saffron library antidepressant drug
  10/13/14
?
wonderful principal's office
  10/13/14
...
Glittery Indian Lodge
  10/27/14
...
onyx incel
  12/06/14
The total drop off of posting after the climax is really sho...
Sexy school cafeteria cuckoldry
  12/06/14
no, I think people were just disillusioned by that point. T...
emerald beady-eyed half-breed
  12/06/14
...
Vivacious Outnumbered Heaven Crotch
  04/07/15
...
Transparent weed whacker location
  04/11/15
http://mic.com/articles/116094/these-long-lost-siblings-amaz...
rusted cuck
  04/22/15
...
Sienna Frozen Voyeur Whorehouse
  05/17/15
...
Coral boiling water
  06/04/15
Not flame.
Sexy school cafeteria cuckoldry
  08/18/15
update?
dead
  10/06/15
...
Amethyst Idiot
  10/11/15
How's the Columbus Day celebration looking this year?
onyx incel
  10/11/15
...
coldplay fan
  10/12/15
Columbus day bump.
Gaped jap
  10/12/15
bump
fragrant mother ape
  11/21/15
HAPPY THANKSGIVING!
cuckold
  11/25/15
...
Vivacious Outnumbered Heaven Crotch
  12/24/15
Much better sistr thrras
Vivacious Outnumbered Heaven Crotch
  12/27/15
...
Coral boiling water
  03/10/16
the beginning of the degenerate era
  03/10/16
...
mentally impaired queen of the night
  03/28/16
...
Floppy twinkling resort old irish cottage
  06/27/16
PotY 2014
Godawful out-of-control multi-billionaire
  06/27/16
...
wonderful principal's office
  08/21/16
...
fluffy scourge upon the earth national security agency
  08/22/16
god i still remember reading this thread as it was happening...
Vivacious Outnumbered Heaven Crotch
  08/22/16
...
Opaque Quadroon
  09/13/16
fuck this was 2014 fuck fuck fuck
sable depressive
  09/13/16
I;ve been here too long.
French Chef
  09/13/16
this was like yesterday in my time on here and fuck me it wa...
sable depressive
  09/13/16
reading it is in toto, i like how it develops over days wit...
Opaque Quadroon
  09/13/16
...
startled provocative fat ankles potus
  09/13/16
so who was the author, TBF?
Opaque Quadroon
  09/13/16
Game of ""
Arrogant Personal Credit Line
  09/13/16
i remember but was he "his own dude" or a tbf alt?
Opaque Quadroon
  09/13/16
...
tan
  09/13/16
the author is definitely tbtp
fluffy scourge upon the earth national security agency
  09/13/16
...
Amethyst Idiot
  10/08/16
The most popular family at my high school had twins. Both ve...
ultramarine greedy main people bbw
  10/08/16
did they have a midget sibling, too?
Razzle-dazzle nubile dingle berry
  10/31/16
:-)
Costumed Carmine Friendly Grandma Rigor
  10/08/16
still GOAT POTUS thread
Vivacious Outnumbered Heaven Crotch
  10/31/16
The POTUS of XODUS
Costumed Carmine Friendly Grandma Rigor
  10/31/16
you never know what could happen on that golden day that the...
hominid
  10/31/16
...
dilemma kitty cat
  10/09/18
...
180 Khaki Theater Stage Pozpig
  11/21/16
...
Vivacious Outnumbered Heaven Crotch
  01/10/17
...
Learning Disabled People Who Are Hurt Lettuce
  02/04/17
...
180 Khaki Theater Stage Pozpig
  02/04/17
...
Costumed Carmine Friendly Grandma Rigor
  02/04/17
Most flawlessly executed flame I've ever seen
Maroon Masturbator
  02/04/17
...
Costumed Carmine Friendly Grandma Rigor
  02/04/17
...
Costumed Carmine Friendly Grandma Rigor
  02/04/17
...
hominid
  02/05/17
...
Costumed Carmine Friendly Grandma Rigor
  02/08/17
...
Rambunctious apoplectic
  06/28/17
...
  08/24/17
San Fernando Neighborhood Council changes Columbus Day to In...
walnut police squad organic girlfriend
  09/01/17
how has this not been bumped yet today
ebony ladyboy
  10/09/17
I can never remember the title keywords ty
Maroon Masturbator
  10/09/17
Columbus Day BUMP
Mint shaky faggot firefighter
  10/09/17
There should be a Christmas episode of this story.
  12/18/17
...
silver hissy fit
  01/06/18
Overrated literotica. Idk why ppl liked this flame so much
spruce gunner nowag
  01/06/18
...
tan
  02/06/18
...
cobalt range
  06/12/18
pre-columbus day bump
hominid
  10/06/18
4 year bump
walnut police squad organic girlfriend
  10/09/18
Happy Columbus Day!
plum factory reset button
  10/09/18
...
Umber racy field
  10/17/18
...
pearly karate
  05/19/19
...
anal spectacular pistol
  05/19/19
...
cruel-hearted abode
  10/14/19
...
Vivacious Outnumbered Heaven Crotch
  05/05/20
...
puce laser beams
  06/28/20
...
splenetic sneaky criminal useless brakes
  06/29/20
...
cruel-hearted abode
  07/10/20
...
Titillating rehab sweet tailpipe
  10/10/20
Happy early Columbus Day to you too
chestnut medicated
  10/10/20
where are we on this?
Lavender boltzmann
  10/10/20
TITCR
yellow
  02/17/21
...
plum factory reset button
  10/08/21
...
bonkers internet-worthy
  02/17/21
...
cruel-hearted abode
  10/11/21
So uh... anyone still have pics of the sister? original imgu...
Odious sapphire round eye
  10/11/21
The ass pic is still up. I can't remember if I saw the origi...
lake bearded
  10/11/21
Anyone else feel like the OP should be doing an annual Colum...
lake bearded
  10/11/21
...
plum factory reset button
  10/07/22
...
Metal Aggressive
  12/02/21
...
drab
  10/07/22
fuck we missed Columbus Day
useless yapping
  10/07/22
Man this makes me feel old
sable depressive
  10/07/22
Happy Columbus Day!
Lemon
  10/10/22
...
Metal Aggressive
  10/10/22
...
house-broken
  10/13/25
One of the best flame threads ever. I remember feeling like ...
Metal Aggressive
  11/23/22
...
nofapping poppy azn property
  05/06/23
...
  05/06/23
Time flies
Erotic Dull
  05/06/23
This thread is a masterwork. Every time it gets bumped, it's...
Gaped jap
  05/06/23
...
drab
  10/09/23
best part of the flame is whoever edited OP to make it seem ...
useless yapping
  10/09/23
...
Floppy twinkling resort old irish cottage
  10/06/25
My family celebrates this thread on Columbus Day. Me and sis...
mustard
  10/09/23
...
hominid
  10/10/23
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MuoBNKGt4TI
bright
  10/20/23
...
hominid
  10/20/23
...
Costumed Carmine Friendly Grandma Rigor
  10/20/23
DIAMOND HARD EVERY TIME
hot
  10/20/23
...
Metal Aggressive
  10/20/23
...
plum factory reset button
  10/20/23
...
Fishy
  10/13/24
I was thinking about this thread earlier today
  10/13/24
I wrote this TEN YEARS AGO :/
Brass reading party
  10/13/24
good work, i remember this thread
nofapping poppy azn property
  10/13/24
Almost that time of year again ⛵️
Honey-headed elastic band
  10/06/25
This is the first thing I think of when I hear it's Columbus...
lake bearded
  10/13/25
...
Jewish Male Menstruation in 17th Century
  12/23/25


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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:13 PM
Author: Brass reading party

before I could message her "Haha" or something, she wrote "i knew it, me too"

Im supposed to come home this weekend for this Columbus day thing my parents do. I dont know how to approach this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Reputation#26485946)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:16 PM
Author: Glittery Indian Lodge



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:16 PM
Author: Crystalline puppy



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:17 PM
Author: indecent self-centered school



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:17 PM
Author: bipolar bateful new version



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:17 PM
Author: Cerebral mauve black woman



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:19 PM
Author: Duck-like sickened hell



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:19 PM
Author: copper fighting locus sound barrier



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:21 PM
Author: Brass reading party

its cliche to say "not flame" but its not.

I was using the Tools for Tinder app last night in order to check out girls in my hometown before I leave for there tomorrow. Hoping to arrange some pussy for an otherwise long boring weekend in the burbs.

Sure as shit, there she is. I figured Id swipe right, she wouldnt see it until I was there in town (in her local tinder pool) and then Id message "Haha, stop being a slut" or something stupid.

But we matched like a moment later, as if she had already swiped me right. And while I was puzzling over that I got her message.

conflicted and sort of ashamed here bro

xo flame aside, im embarrassed how much this turns me on

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Reputation#26486020)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:22 PM
Author: Glittery Indian Lodge



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:23 PM
Author: indecent self-centered school

HOW much younger

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Reputation#26486042)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:27 PM
Author: Brass reading party

11 years. there are two other siblings between us and im the oldest.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Reputation#26486075)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:36 PM
Author: Glittery Indian Lodge



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:37 PM
Author: Brass reading party

Im 28 bro.

When I left home she was in the 2nd grade

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Reputation#26486149)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:40 PM
Author: Glittery Indian Lodge



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:36 PM
Author: Bat Shit Crazy Concupiscible Party Of The First Part

Ever catch a glimpse of her naked?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Reputation#26486145)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:38 PM
Author: Soul-stirring stubborn stage



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:28 PM
Author: Glittery Indian Lodge



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:23 PM
Author: Duck-like sickened hell

send her a dick pic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Reputation#26486043)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:24 PM
Author: Soul-stirring stubborn stage



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Date: October 9th, 2014 2:31 PM
Author: dark mind-boggling orchestra pit

she's flaming u back u autistic wizard

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Reputation#26486452)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:55 PM
Author: Glittery Indian Lodge



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Date: October 8th, 2016 9:43 AM
Author: ultramarine greedy main people bbw

fuck her, and society, right in the ass

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Reputation#31586932)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:27 PM
Author: Bat Shit Crazy Concupiscible Party Of The First Part



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Date: October 9th, 2014 2:12 PM
Author: Vivacious Outnumbered Heaven Crotch



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Date: October 9th, 2014 3:09 PM
Author: Clear hospital



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:45 PM
Author: startled provocative fat ankles potus



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:59 PM
Author: Sienna Frozen Voyeur Whorehouse



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Date: October 9th, 2014 6:09 PM
Author: Sexy school cafeteria cuckoldry



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Date: October 9th, 2014 7:34 PM
Author: Boyish slate selfie ticket booth



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Date: October 10th, 2014 10:08 AM
Author: garnet windowlicker regret



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Date: October 10th, 2014 10:24 AM
Author: harsh aqua alpha



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Date: October 18th, 2014 8:14 PM
Author: arousing crackhouse

laughing so hard at this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Reputation#26544107)



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Date: October 8th, 2016 9:38 AM
Author: drunken community account tank

what did it say? really bothers me that i missed it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Reputation#31586902)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 5:37 PM
Author: Floppy twinkling resort old irish cottage

https://postimg.cc/Th2v7W3Z

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Date: May 15th, 2022 12:43 PM
Author: indigo pocket flask blood rage



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Date: October 27th, 2014 3:40 PM
Author: startled provocative fat ankles potus



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:17 PM
Author: curious disturbing love of her life stage

Depends. How attractive is she?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Reputation#26485987)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:02 PM
Author: irradiated mexican

not even bothering with responding to incrim evi thread.

Sophie the giraffe. Nigger, better luck next time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Reputation#26498484)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:03 PM
Author: cocky chocolate athletic conference

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Reputation#26498488)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:07 PM
Author: irradiated mexican

imgur fail. sophie = nouveau. no way teen covets.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Reputation#26498511)



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Date: October 27th, 2014 12:21 PM
Author: Buff prole



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Reputation#26596047)



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Date: October 6th, 2015 10:56 AM
Author: Lascivious Doctorate

bump for columbus day

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Reputation#28910132)



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Date: December 25th, 2015 11:37 AM
Author: 180 Khaki Theater Stage Pozpig

At Christmas

http://imgur.com/r/Tinder/sPB4cDl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Reputation#29451893)



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Date: February 5th, 2017 9:38 AM
Author: Light angry trailer park hairy legs



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Reputation#32548874)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:18 PM
Author: Vermilion Stain

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Reputation#26485991)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:19 PM
Author: Self-absorbed bisexual brunch

Describe this surreal Columbus Day event conducted by your parents.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Reputation#26486011)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:22 PM
Author: Glittery Indian Lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Reputation#26486029)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:24 PM
Author: indecent self-centered school

brother i think the brother will be the one throwing a bone in this one

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Reputation#26486045)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:46 PM
Author: startled provocative fat ankles potus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Reputation#26487216)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 12:35 AM
Author: Aquamarine private investor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Reputation#26490057)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:49 PM
Author: Hilarious Mood Lodge

He speaks for all of us

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Reputation#26486218)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:27 PM
Author: charcoal galvanic kitchen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Reputation#26487077)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:27 PM
Author: Bat Shit Crazy Concupiscible Party Of The First Part

Sounds like Festivus

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Reputation#26486074)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 2:24 PM
Author: Green business firm

Columbus Day dinner is a time-honored tradition

not to mention Columbus Day morning when you're a kid. so 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Reputation#26486417)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:41 PM
Author: Swashbuckling haunting stock car

Not to kill the fun, but did it occur to you that rather than indicating that she wanted to fuck you, "knew it, me too" meant "Ha, you use tinder to get ass just like I do!"?

EDIT: Tempted to delete this poast because it was made just a few minutes after the thread was created and long before the greatness of the thread was established. But I will leave it intact for posterity and an accurate historical record.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Reputation#26486168)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:42 PM
Author: Brass reading party

yes and I am staking my soul on yours being the right interpretation. the main point is that I cannot believe how aroused i became wondering if there was another way to read it... and wondering and wondering if I should respond with subtle provocation

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Reputation#26486174)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:44 PM
Author: Glittery Indian Lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Reputation#26486184)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:42 PM
Author: Pink at-the-ready gas station haunted graveyard

lolol.

Bro is about to have an awkward as fukk T-day celebration when his lil sis slices his arm for coming from behind and aggressively rubbing her pussy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Reputation#26486177)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:46 PM
Author: Glittery Indian Lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Reputation#26486194)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 2:33 PM
Author: dark mind-boggling orchestra pit

cr

try "does ur pumpkin pie need any... whipped topping?" or "it's xmas, should we go ahead and light ur yule log?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Reputation#26486465)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:44 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac dun sanctuary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Reputation#26487207)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:49 PM
Author: primrose bossy point

could send her a "rate this line" and then send the lick message. see how she responds

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Reputation#26486217)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:56 PM
Author: Sooty aromatic senate jew

Shrewd

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Reputation#26486267)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 2:00 PM
Author: Glittery Indian Lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Reputation#26486292)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 2:05 PM
Author: Pink at-the-ready gas station haunted graveyard

Twist: She already sent him the lick message.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Reputation#26486312)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 2:34 PM
Author: dark mind-boggling orchestra pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Reputation#26486470)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:49 PM
Author: multi-colored canary national hunting ground

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Reputation#26486222)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 2:08 PM
Author: Umber racy field

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Reputation#26486327)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 2:12 PM
Author: Vivacious Outnumbered Heaven Crotch

180^180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Reputation#26486350)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 2:13 PM
Author: Clear hospital



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Reputation#26486359)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 2:15 PM
Author: Vivacious Outnumbered Heaven Crotch

what if "i knew it me too" just means i knew you would b eon tinder???

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Reputation#26486374)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 2:21 PM
Author: Glittery Indian Lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Reputation#26486406)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 3:08 PM
Author: Vivacious Outnumbered Heaven Crotch

how many pairs of panties do u think shell leave lying around for him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Reputation#26486648)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 3:48 PM
Author: Glittery Indian Lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Reputation#26486859)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 3:50 PM
Author: indecent self-centered school

"my panties mixed in with your load" oh god oh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Reputation#26486868)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 3:52 PM
Author: Glittery Indian Lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Reputation#26486882)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 2:41 PM
Author: primrose bossy point

seems really really unlikely. get a grip on reality

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Reputation#26486513)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 3:10 PM
Author: Vivacious Outnumbered Heaven Crotch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Reputation#26486657)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 2:42 PM
Author: Crystalline puppy

How could this be possible? I'm just not seeing it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Reputation#26486517)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 2:35 PM
Author: dark mind-boggling orchestra pit

second cousin flees from the room sobbing after her slutty santa maria costume is ignored, y?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Reputation#26486480)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 2:53 PM
Author: cocky chocolate athletic conference



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Reputation#26486572)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 3:42 PM
Author: iridescent psychic milk

No match for the sister's slutty American Indian costume.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Reputation#26486829)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 10:34 PM
Author: charismatic feces

wildly underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Reputation#26489396)



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Date: December 6th, 2014 11:14 AM
Author: Turquoise genital piercing



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Reputation#26870990)



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Date: October 10th, 2020 1:30 AM
Author: Titillating rehab sweet tailpipe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Reputation#41084605)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 3:12 PM
Author: emerald beady-eyed half-breed

You need a plausibly innocent way to ask for pic's. Then you can judge her intents by what she sends you (and by good post them for us to help you judge).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Reputation#26486670)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 3:17 PM
Author: drunken community account tank

describe her body, including her tits, ass, and face

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Reputation#26486699)



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Date: October 8th, 2016 9:41 AM
Author: drunken community account tank

i have no recollection of posting in this thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Reputation#31586916)



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Date: October 31st, 2016 2:29 PM
Author: Elite White Place Of Business



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Reputation#31768001)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 3:38 PM
Author: cocky chocolate athletic conference

OP, do you... want.. to.. fuck.... your sister?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Reputation#26486811)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 9:57 PM
Author: Chartreuse razzle menage

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Reputation#26489124)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 9:58 PM
Author: cocky chocolate athletic conference

it's a serious issue bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Reputation#26489133)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 3:41 PM
Author: Ocher exhilarant dog poop shrine

(xo 2014)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Reputation#26486824)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 3:50 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle nubile dingle berry

or 2013

or 2012

...

or 2004

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Reputation#26486869)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:51 PM
Author: lime wagecucks box office

a damning indictment.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Reputation#26500280)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 3:53 PM
Author: alcoholic gold cumskin

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Reputation#26486887)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:32 PM
Author: Balding Passionate Gay Wizard Marketing Idea

if she just wanted to acknowledge tinder, she could have just texted or emailed him about it. the fact is that she swiped right, and acknowledged the mutual swipe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Reputation#26487106)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:33 PM
Author: cocky chocolate athletic conference

cr. swiping overrides biology

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Reputation#26487109)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:36 PM
Author: Vivacious Outnumbered Heaven Crotch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Reputation#26487131)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 10:25 PM
Author: Aquamarine private investor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Reputation#26489327)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:33 PM
Author: charcoal galvanic kitchen

Bro, it could be an obvious joke. I'd argue that 90% of sisters do not want to fuck their brothers. If you are of that 90%, you would think pretending to want to fuck your brother is hilarious because it isn't in the realm of possibility.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Reputation#26487115)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:35 PM
Author: Glittery Indian Lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Reputation#26487130)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:38 PM
Author: charcoal galvanic kitchen

Let's pretend you saw your sister on Tinder (who you do not want to fuck) and thought it was funny that she was looking for dudes on Tinder so you swipe right to let her know that you know she is on Tinder.

Then you send her a funny text message in case she doesn't check Tinder and you want her to know you saw her.

Now, what don't you get?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Reputation#26487163)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:58 PM
Author: Glittery Indian Lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Reputation#26487266)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:51 PM
Author: Balding Passionate Gay Wizard Marketing Idea

1/10 sisters are down with incest (xo)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Reputation#26487243)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:59 PM
Author: Glittery Indian Lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Reputation#26487272)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 5:04 PM
Author: Glittery Indian Lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Reputation#26487283)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 5:28 PM
Author: primrose bossy point

honestly if you have ten sisters there probably is some kinky shit going on

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Reputation#26487406)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 6:14 PM
Author: Glittery Indian Lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Reputation#26487705)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 12:39 PM
Author: Sexy school cafeteria cuckoldry

And 10/10 xo women

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Reputation#26492431)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:34 PM
Author: Glittery Indian Lodge

Irrefutable logic. Guarantee that if she wasn't thinking about it before she sure as shit is now...

...and she is NOT repulsed. Which only leaves one other possibility...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Reputation#26487120)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:35 PM
Author: Sexy school cafeteria cuckoldry

Titcr Occam's razor bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Reputation#26487127)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:36 PM
Author: Glittery Indian Lodge

It's how Sherlock Holmes would solve this mystery

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Reputation#26487139)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:48 AM
Author: autistic step-uncle's house candlestick maker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Reputation#26497517)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:36 PM
Author: bipolar bateful new version

you leaving home when she was only in second grade is prime GSA territory

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Reputation#26487137)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:37 PM
Author: Glittery Indian Lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Reputation#26487145)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:38 PM
Author: bipolar bateful new version

exactly, but coupled with that biological female desire to mate as homogeneously as possible

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Reputation#26487167)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:44 PM
Author: Glittery Indian Lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Reputation#26487204)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:48 PM
Author: startled provocative fat ankles potus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Reputation#26487226)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:56 PM
Author: bipolar bateful new version



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Reputation#26487257)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:37 PM
Author: black magical really tough guy

message back "well, at least one of us is hard."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Reputation#26487147)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 5:12 PM
Author: Brass reading party

UPDATE: I called my mom because Im leaving from work tomorrow, packing tonight, and wanted to know if there's anything I should bring from the city.

At the end of the call she was like, "I think [your sister] wants to talk to you...." I heard her set down the phone and call my little sister over, then there were sounds like my sister was whispering "no! no!" and running off, then my mom was like, "welp guess not".

This is getting awkward as fuck.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Reputation#26487321)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 5:14 PM
Author: Crystalline puppy

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Reputation#26487332)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 5:14 PM
Author: cocky chocolate athletic conference

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Reputation#26487334)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 5:18 PM
Author: Sienna Frozen Voyeur Whorehouse

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Reputation#26487354)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 5:23 PM
Author: Vivacious Outnumbered Heaven Crotch

tyft

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Reputation#26487379)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 5:26 PM
Author: Glittery Indian Lodge

Lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Reputation#26487397)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 6:15 PM
Author: kink-friendly macaca idea he suggested



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Reputation#26487709)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 6:26 PM
Author: cracking talking corner

This is good.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Reputation#26487762)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 6:26 PM
Author: Balding Passionate Gay Wizard Marketing Idea

180 billion

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Reputation#26487767)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:17 PM
Author: dark mind-boggling orchestra pit

well. fucking. played.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Reputation#26488450)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 9:40 PM
Author: sinister fortuitous meteor

very well executed, flame or not

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Reputation#26488987)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 10:24 PM
Author: Aquamarine private investor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Reputation#26489326)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 9:23 PM
Author: misunderstood partner

180 this is great

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Reputation#26495347)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:20 AM
Author: Clear hospital



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Reputation#26496354)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 5:12 PM
Author: insanely creepy big ceo legend

The credited reaponse back is "I know! Fuck me, right?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Reputation#26487322)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 5:19 PM
Author: magenta vengeful nursing home yarmulke

yeah, this flame fucking sucks.

diaf OP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Reputation#26487359)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 5:30 PM
Author: Sexy school cafeteria cuckoldry

Stfu we need this, badly.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Reputation#26487419)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 6:09 PM
Author: Sick Supple Mental Disorder Shitlib

(no fun guy)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Reputation#26487680)



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Date: June 5th, 2018 12:04 PM
Author: mentally impaired queen of the night



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Reputation#36187371)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 10:52 PM
Author: doobsian contagious clown gaping

(Guy who needs to STFU)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Reputation#26489501)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 5:30 PM
Author: Vivacious Outnumbered Heaven Crotch

Inevitable winner of Thread of the Year 2014

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Reputation#26487417)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 7:15 PM
Author: Brass reading party

UPDATE: Ho lee shit, this is starting to get weird. Got a text from my little sister's little HS friend asking me to go with them to some show that my sister is supposedly "nervous" about.

http://i.imgur.com/tk0SXPQ.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Reputation#26488015)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 7:18 PM
Author: fragrant mother ape

LOL

homeless the poaster sprinting into this thread, pants around ankles

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Reputation#26488047)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:05 PM
Author: Glittery Indian Lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Reputation#26488378)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 10:53 PM
Author: doobsian contagious clown gaping



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Reputation#26489504)



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Date: October 27th, 2014 3:42 PM
Author: startled provocative fat ankles potus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Reputation#26597194)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:18 PM
Author: dark mind-boggling orchestra pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Reputation#26488455)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 7:23 PM
Author: talented buck-toothed gaming laptop

oh shit, are you guys gonna get fucked up before the show?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Reputation#26488091)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 7:28 PM
Author: nofapping poppy azn property

brother, his sister is gonna get fucked up. fucked right up the pussy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Reputation#26488133)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 7:31 PM
Author: drunken community account tank

u may want to fuck this friend to make ur sister jealous and extra wet

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Reputation#26488149)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 7:32 PM
Author: cracking talking corner

I'd like to hear racist yoda chime in on this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Reputation#26488157)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 10:53 PM
Author: doobsian contagious clown gaping

titcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Reputation#26489507)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 7:32 PM
Author: cracking talking corner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Reputation#26488151)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 7:32 PM
Author: Vivacious Outnumbered Heaven Crotch

why is she nervous?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Reputation#26488159)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 7:48 PM
Author: Crystalline puppy

Holy shit, you're really putting in the work for this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Reputation#26488269)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:21 AM
Author: Clear hospital



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Reputation#26496366)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:09 PM
Author: bipolar bateful new version

EDM sluts too YNY..

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Reputation#26488395)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 9:02 PM
Author: Electric Unhinged Affirmative Action

this. a dafy after our raver bitches thread. what a coincidence!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Reputation#26488741)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 12:55 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle nubile dingle berry

get your phone charged, idiot

you don't want a dead phone to kill this thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Reputation#26492507)



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Date: October 11th, 2021 11:02 AM
Author: Odious sapphire round eye

Looks like a double date to me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Reputation#43254482)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 7:40 PM
Author: Brass reading party

The friend just texted me, "You think [sister] is cute? lol"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Reputation#26488201)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 7:49 PM
Author: Crystalline puppy

Easy neg, just say she's your sister.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Reputation#26488274)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 7:50 PM
Author: Hilarious Mood Lodge

Post a pic of sis

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Reputation#26488282)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 10:31 PM
Author: Vivacious Outnumbered Heaven Crotch

fatal flaw here, i dont think a chick is going to tell her friend that she has a crush on her brother :( it's too early to give out that info and she would keep it sekret

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Reputation#26489387)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 10:33 PM
Author: talented buck-toothed gaming laptop

nah ding. she could have just told her friend she matched with her older brother on tinder, leading to the friend's question to OP. this would also be consistent with little sister matching with him as a joke

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Reputation#26489395)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 11:21 PM
Author: Vivacious Outnumbered Heaven Crotch

yeah but idont think she would tell her friend unless she really did think of it as a joke and wasnt interested in him in that way. if she were shed be too embarrassed/sh to do it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Reputation#26489665)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 11:27 PM
Author: Glittery Indian Lodge

MUCH more likely that she told her friend because she has been thinking about this topic and NO OTHER since the Tinder exchange.

She probably sold it as a half joke and the friend proposed they invite him out. Now she is excited but trying to keep her friend from finding out the entire truth.

Easily the most rational explanation.

What exactly are you driving at, brother?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Reputation#26489700)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 11:47 PM
Author: cracking talking corner

I like this theory. Keep the dream alive.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Reputation#26489830)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:55 PM
Author: garnet windowlicker regret

"MUCH more likely"

tyft

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Reputation#26499062)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 11:55 PM
Author: talented buck-toothed gaming laptop

well, it may have all begun as a joke, but i think the idea is FIRMLY planted in her head now...she could also have acted like it was a joke to her friend to gauge her reaction and feel out the situation. I think homeless is on the right track here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Reputation#26489861)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:54 PM
Author: garnet windowlicker regret

nah she put the whole thing on her brother, OP is working on the next level

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Reputation#26499058)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 7:46 PM
Author: histrionic twinkling uncleanness

box out the HS friend's bf and make it a three-way, it's not weird then

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Reputation#26488250)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:12 PM
Author: Grizzly dashing headpube

underrated suggestion

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Reputation#26497893)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:03 PM
Author: snowy space codepig

selling sponsorship rights for this spot in an historic thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Reputation#26488370)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:06 PM
Author: Marvelous jade travel guidebook

This might just be the most 180 thread of 2014. Congrats.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Reputation#26488383)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:08 PM
Author: Glittery Indian Lodge

There is some next level shit happening here.

In this thread, even you and I can be united around a good cause.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Reputation#26488392)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:09 PM
Author: bipolar bateful new version

ofs you gonna cancel weekend plans to refresh the thread too?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Reputation#26488399)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:12 PM
Author: fragrant mother ape

DESCRIBE your fury when it gets garbaged by some insane NOWAG at 3am on Saturday night

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Reputation#26488412)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:14 PM
Author: bipolar bateful new version

i will unleash the fury of 10000 unwanted nowag sons on that nowag

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Reputation#26488426)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 9:19 AM
Author: primrose bossy point



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Reputation#26491274)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:21 PM
Author: Glittery Indian Lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Reputation#26488475)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 11:00 PM
Author: doobsian contagious clown gaping



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Reputation#26489555)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:26 PM
Author: Sexy school cafeteria cuckoldry

I've literally never been more excited in my life.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Reputation#26488502)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:33 PM
Author: sticky theater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Reputation#26488552)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:28 PM
Author: wonderful principal's office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Reputation#26502997)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:31 PM
Author: cyan hairraiser giraffe son of senegal

1800000000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Reputation#26488541)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:33 PM
Author: cocky chocolate athletic conference

I hope they get it on. Life is hard enough as it is.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Reputation#26488557)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:37 PM
Author: sticky theater

life is hard as shit they should fuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Reputation#26488570)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:39 PM
Author: Crystalline puppy

I really like this as just a general motto.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Reputation#26488580)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 10:07 PM
Author: Aquamarine private investor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Reputation#26495578)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:57 PM
Author: cocky chocolate athletic conference

You need to fuck her right in the pussy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Reputation#26488701)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 11:49 PM
Author: cracking talking corner

Loling hard

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Reputation#26489838)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 8:58 PM
Author: Glittery Indian Lodge

Bros, I am going to masturbate to this story tonight in my basement while my wife is sleeping.

I make no apologies, either.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Reputation#26488712)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:53 AM
Author: autistic step-uncle's house candlestick maker

homeless, posting as a pro bowl level non-OP in this thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Reputation#26497523)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 9:05 PM
Author: exciting mediation famous landscape painting

can u weave LABATT into this flame? my sponsors are hounding me. maybe feed your baby sis and her friend some LABATTs b4 the EDM show?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Reputation#26488747)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 9:06 PM
Author: Glittery Indian Lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Reputation#26488761)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 9:17 PM
Author: snowy space codepig

there's prime real estate for sale further up.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Reputation#26488837)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 9:13 PM
Author: Brass reading party

UPDATE: I basically came home and started pouring pints Jim Beam beacuase I don't know what the fuck to do here brothers.... what the fuck.... why am i so turned on by this. in sure she is meaning this innocently. fuck me

Here is her tinder, but in sure that when i sober up i am going too take this link down



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Reputation#26488806)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 9:15 PM
Author: cocky chocolate athletic conference

backup copy: http://imgur.com/FUynXxz

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Reputation#26488817)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 9:16 PM
Author: Brass reading party

fuckk me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Reputation#26488825)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 9:16 PM
Author: cocky chocolate athletic conference

you have to fuck her now, it's done

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Reputation#26488831)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 9:39 PM
Author: drunken community account tank

i know u IRL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Reputation#26488979)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 9:40 PM
Author: bipolar bateful new version

god's work, friend

OP- dem titties

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Reputation#26488988)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 9:56 PM
Author: Glittery Indian Lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Reputation#26489114)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 9:59 PM
Author: curious disturbing love of her life stage

unnnnngghhh. he needs to bang her

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Reputation#26489149)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 11:02 PM
Author: doobsian contagious clown gaping

*unzips pants*

RICO! YOU KNOW WHAT TO DO!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Reputation#26489565)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 10:08 AM
Author: Comical navy parlor

WTF NOOOOOO

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Reputation#26491508)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 10:14 AM
Author: Ocher exhilarant dog poop shrine

fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck post it again

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Reputation#26491543)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:54 AM
Author: autistic step-uncle's house candlestick maker

fuck my ASS do NOT take this shit down dude!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Reputation#26497524)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 9:15 PM
Author: Crystalline puppy

Nice cleavage. 180 flame overall

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Reputation#26488822)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 10:21 PM
Author: Glittery Indian Lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Reputation#26489289)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 9:46 PM
Author: sinister fortuitous meteor

multiple lols from reading this thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Reputation#26489033)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 9:51 PM
Author: drunken community account tank

discover what her asshole smells like and report back. make sure u really get all up in that 17 year old asshold

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Reputation#26489069)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 12:23 AM
Author: drunken community account tank



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Reputation#26490008)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 10:05 PM
Author: Balding Passionate Gay Wizard Marketing Idea



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Reputation#26489185)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 10:09 PM
Author: cocky chocolate athletic conference

i could see it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Reputation#26489211)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 10:58 PM
Author: Thirsty stag film persian

SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Reputation#26489544)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 10:22 PM
Author: Vivacious Outnumbered Heaven Crotch

BEST THREAD OF XOXO 2000s

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Reputation#26489295)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 11:02 PM
Author: Aquamarine private investor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Reputation#26489569)



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Date: June 27th, 2016 8:00 PM
Author: soggy adventurous state

*ZOZO

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Reputation#30804700)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 11:46 PM
Author: Mewling degenerate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Reputation#26489820)



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Date: October 9th, 2014 11:47 PM
Author: bipolar bateful new version

OP - gonna need an RSS feed for updates ITT.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Reputation#26489831)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 12:20 AM
Author: sepia market water buffalo

The level of incest interest here is pretty progressive

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Reputation#26489991)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 12:21 AM
Author: Citrine Trust Fund Piazza

gunna need to see that pic again

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Reputation#26490004)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 8:30 AM
Author: Sienna Frozen Voyeur Whorehouse

WTF?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Reputation#26491121)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 10:33 AM
Author: Brass reading party

UPDATE: I woke up with the world's worst whiskey hangover and the FEAR. It took about 90 seconds to remember I had spent the night jerking off to thoughts about my sister, posting her picture on XO, and MAKING A FUCKING DATE WITH HER FOR SATURDAY NIGHT.

Ive had some lows, brothers, but this is really bad

I'm supposed to show up at my parents around 5. Thinking I may just cancel on this whole columbus day thing. crawl in bed and die.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Reputation#26491617)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 10:38 AM
Author: Sienna Frozen Voyeur Whorehouse

listen, just take the day off, chill in front of the TV and draft some good flame for tomorrow night

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Reputation#26491646)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 10:40 AM
Author: cocky chocolate athletic conference



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Reputation#26491657)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 10:39 AM
Author: cyan hairraiser giraffe son of senegal

120

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Reputation#26491648)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 10:42 AM
Author: Ocher exhilarant dog poop shrine

post the pic again

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Reputation#26491664)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 6:03 PM
Author: cracking talking corner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Reputation#26494388)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 10:52 AM
Author: Glittery Indian Lodge

Life is short and you only have a few chances at REAL happiness.

Don't constrain yourself with artificial morals. All of XO is behind you so clearly a large group of people see absolutely nothing wrong with 2 people fulfilling fantasies

You've come this far... See where it goes.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Reputation#26491732)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 12:51 PM
Author: bipolar bateful new version



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Reputation#26492491)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 1:27 PM
Author: Sexy school cafeteria cuckoldry

Do it for yourself, do it for each other.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Reputation#26492767)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 1:35 PM
Author: Hilarious Mood Lodge

Cr. In 10^100 years the heat death of our universe will occur and the atoms that made up the load on your sister will be just another casualty of entropy, forever floating still through the dark reaches of infinite time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Reputation#26492831)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 2:17 PM
Author: Glittery Indian Lodge

TY, brother. That was deep.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Reputation#26493192)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 3:02 PM
Author: Hilarious Mood Lodge

Yw friend. You have been the locomotive of this thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Reputation#26493438)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 5:59 PM
Author: Glittery Indian Lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Reputation#26494371)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 2:58 PM
Author: Embarrassed to the bone liquid oxygen faggotry

180 thread have a great weekend bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Reputation#26493421)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 5:34 PM
Author: Brass reading party

UPDATE: Back home. All the usual associations of childhood, except now perverted and shame-ridden as hell.

When I was lounging about the kitchen my mom asked, "Were you teasing [your sister] or something?"

I stuttered and probably turned red. "Why?"

"Because she was so nervous to see you. When she found out you were coming home tonight," [the original plan was for me to arrive tomorrow], "she got all frantic. He's coming home tonight?" She went out with Julie.

I sort of shrugged and died inside.

So, anyway, she's not around. I've walked past her bedroom door like five times.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Reputation#26494278)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 5:36 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle nubile dingle berry

your mom knows

and she is very proud

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Reputation#26494284)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 6:26 PM
Author: Pink at-the-ready gas station haunted graveyard

This bro.

Mom: Son. Dad and I are going to see that girl gone movie.

*dad interrupts* dad: I think it is gone girl.

Mom: oh yea, Gone girl. Either way, you amd your sister have a nice time. There is casserole in the oven, some salad in the fridge and some lube, condoms and anal beads under the kitchen sink.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Reputation#26494509)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 1:44 PM
Author: stimulating church striped hyena



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Reputation#26498370)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:53 PM
Author: Well-lubricated theatre

so rong, so rite

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Reputation#26500303)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 5:36 PM
Author: cocky chocolate athletic conference

give in to nature, brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Reputation#26494285)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 5:44 PM
Author: Glittery Indian Lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Reputation#26494318)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 6:04 PM
Author: cracking talking corner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Reputation#26494397)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 6:09 PM
Author: Flesh big-titted temple

take a nap or sleep in her bed tonight before she gets home.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Reputation#26494432)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 6:10 PM
Author: cocky chocolate athletic conference

work out first, then skip the shower.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Reputation#26494435)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 6:10 PM
Author: Glittery Indian Lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Reputation#26494438)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 6:26 PM
Author: cracking talking corner

Take a shower when sister is home, leave bathroom door unlocked, call for sister to bring him towel.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Reputation#26494507)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 6:41 PM
Author: Glittery Indian Lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Reputation#26494587)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 6:23 PM
Author: flushed territorial nibblets double fault

What's for dinner?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Reputation#26494485)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 7:36 PM
Author: Hilarious Mood Lodge

Jack off in the shampoo bottle

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Reputation#26494861)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 9:17 PM
Author: emerald beady-eyed half-breed

Look bro, if this is not flame, you have to end it soon - it is clear your sister cannot handle this - there is no way if you bang her she is going to keep it under wraps, and then your parents will know and disown you and you might even go to jail

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Reputation#26495321)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 9:21 PM
Author: excitant henna internal respiration office

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Reputation#26495335)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 9:21 PM
Author: Thriller twisted trump supporter

Not true. She knows she wants to fuck him and it's making her crazy. The only way to cure a woman's sexual hysterics are to fuck it out of them. Tension gone, problem solved, at least until next Columbus Day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Reputation#26495337)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 10:10 PM
Author: Aquamarine private investor

This can be their Columbus Day thing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Reputation#26495592)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 9:22 PM
Author: curious disturbing love of her life stage

she's his sister and undoubtedly loves him. why wouldn't she keep it under wraps to protect him? FUCK YOU for trying to ruin this perfect relationship.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Reputation#26495341)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 9:42 PM
Author: emerald beady-eyed half-breed

she's already told her friend and has her friend texting him about it

she's acting weird as shit in front of their mom so that their mom is ALREADY asking questions

honestly, it sounds more like he swiped left on his 13 yo sister than 17 - I would have thought a 17 yo girl would be a little cooler about the whole thing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Reputation#26495430)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 10:09 PM
Author: Aquamarine private investor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Reputation#26495589)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 9:43 PM
Author: Vivacious Outnumbered Heaven Crotch

why would u go to jail bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Reputation#26495433)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 9:46 PM
Author: coiffed shimmering university sandwich

even adult incest is illegal in most states i believe.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Reputation#26495456)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 9:45 PM
Author: Crystalline puppy

She can't handle how much she wants the dick.

No, though, this is credited.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Reputation#26495448)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 9:58 PM
Author: Vivacious Outnumbered Heaven Crotch

wtf. homeless desperately sprinting to this thread to prove u both wrong

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Reputation#26495512)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:39 AM
Author: Glittery Indian Lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Reputation#26496843)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 10:06 PM
Author: Vivacious Outnumbered Heaven Crotch

This has the potential to be the first legit 1000+ post thread if op plays it right. Op PLEASE don't ruin the flame by blowing out too early or making it too unrealistic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Reputation#26495568)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 10:10 PM
Author: Aquamarine private investor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Reputation#26495591)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:54 PM
Author: Well-lubricated theatre

it feels like the community is willing to ride out minor/major flame disruptions at this point.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Reputation#26500312)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:05 AM
Author: Brass reading party

UPDATE: Everyone's in bed, my little sister is still not home, and Im stting in my childhood bedroom, surrounded by Eminem posters, drinking my dad's Chivas, when I got these text messages

http://imgur.com/4NSihYS

Mr. Wubbly is some stupid red elephant that I got for her when she was like 13

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Reputation#26496289)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:08 AM
Author: claret knife

*poasts update on xo instead of going in her room and pwning her cunnus*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Reputation#26496310)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:02 PM
Author: Stirring up-to-no-good legal warrant native

Thank you for making a sad old man laugh.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Reputation#26497849)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:08 AM
Author: Brass reading party

And so, tip-toeing like a fucking burglar through my childhood home, I go into her room and find the elephant.

Brothers this is not a joke and this is not flame. Im losing my shit. I dont know what to do

http://imgur.com/lSaGWoB

http://imgur.com/Fnoqdjc

http://imgur.com/JssgoKC

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Reputation#26496312)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:09 AM
Author: curious disturbing love of her life stage

omg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Reputation#26496318)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:10 AM
Author: Mint shaky faggot firefighter

wtfffff, this cannot be real

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Reputation#26496320)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:12 AM
Author: Blathering Blue Halford

HAHAHAHAHA

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Reputation#26496328)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:17 AM
Author: Mewling degenerate

Box, this is awfully good stuff... you have truly found your medium

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Reputation#26496345)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:19 AM
Author: cocky chocolate athletic conference



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Reputation#26496352)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:20 AM
Author: Blathering Blue Halford



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Reputation#26496359)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:30 AM
Author: lilac heady center

this isn't box but otherwise cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Reputation#26496400)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:51 PM
Author: Aquamarine private investor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Reputation#26500279)



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Date: October 18th, 2014 8:25 PM
Author: arousing crackhouse

honored but this isn't my work

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Reputation#26544177)



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Date: April 1st, 2022 9:29 PM
Author: anal spectacular pistol



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Reputation#44262399)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:22 AM
Author: rose fantasy-prone meetinghouse international law enforcement agency

I think this is why people like daytime soaps. Fucking love this man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Reputation#26496368)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:22 AM
Author: Glassy skinny woman brethren

oh my crucial head. incredible production value itt.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Reputation#26496370)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:35 AM
Author: Glittery Indian Lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Reputation#26496834)



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Date: October 27th, 2014 4:49 PM
Author: startled provocative fat ankles potus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Reputation#26597571)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:23 AM
Author: diverse becky stead

agreed, best thread of 2014 already

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Reputation#26496380)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:26 AM
Author: Blathering Blue Halford

Really though, the pay off was too quick and too good. Nothing else ITT will compare.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Reputation#26496387)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:28 AM
Author: curious disturbing love of her life stage

Creampie pics

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Reputation#26496393)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:36 AM
Author: Glittery Indian Lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Reputation#26496836)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:26 AM
Author: diverse becky stead

Respond back: Wubbly seems in a comfortable position

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Reputation#26496389)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:29 AM
Author: drunken community account tank



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Reputation#26496396)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:31 AM
Author: dark mind-boggling orchestra pit

ROFL

mr wubbly u fuckin slut

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Reputation#26496403)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:31 AM
Author: Hilarious Mood Lodge

Wubbly's eyes are tender, curious....hopeful

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Reputation#26496405)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:04 PM
Author: Glittery Indian Lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Reputation#26498779)



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Date: November 21st, 2015 1:46 AM
Author: iridescent psychic milk



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Reputation#29224039)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:31 AM
Author: Glittery Indian Lodge

ONE HUNDRED AND SISTERFUCKING EIGHTY

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Reputation#26496820)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 1:48 PM
Author: stimulating church striped hyena



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Reputation#26498388)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:51 PM
Author: Aquamarine private investor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Reputation#26500288)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:57 PM
Author: dark mind-boggling orchestra pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Reputation#26500336)



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Date: October 27th, 2014 4:50 PM
Author: startled provocative fat ankles potus

*Claps while holding onto pants with one hand*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Reputation#26597573)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:08 AM
Author: Green business firm

lmfao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Reputation#26497644)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 1:16 PM
Author: cobalt range

amazing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Reputation#26498221)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 1:32 PM
Author: cracking talking corner

Holy shit, can't stop LOLing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Reputation#26498308)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:13 PM
Author: Crystalline puppy

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Reputation#26498537)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:24 PM
Author: primrose bossy point



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Reputation#26498899)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:51 PM
Author: Aquamarine private investor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Reputation#26500285)



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Date: October 27th, 2014 4:49 PM
Author: startled provocative fat ankles potus

OH GOD, OH-

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Reputation#26597570)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:36 AM
Author: Appetizing Peach Address

OP has, at one point, claimed s/he was a "Female ADA"

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1935149&mc=3&forum_id=2

So this is almost assuredly a Doobs alt.

But perhaps it is Box given unusual interest in her pics: http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1924060&forum_id=2#20463924

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1919876&forum_id=2#20426381

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Reputation#26496417)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:38 AM
Author: rose fantasy-prone meetinghouse international law enforcement agency

Not the point you turd

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Reputation#26496425)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:39 AM
Author: Blathering Blue Halford

FUCKING DOOBS

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Reputation#26496428)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:42 AM
Author: dark mind-boggling orchestra pit

nice work, ape detective

doobs, u r one crazy mfer but at least your aren't pretending to be a woman... this time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Reputation#26496433)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:33 AM
Author: Glittery Indian Lodge

Seriously.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Reputation#26496829)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:47 AM
Author: Glassy skinny woman brethren

did you ever watch star wars episodes i, ii, or iii? did you think they sucked? me, too. for the hundreds of millions of dollars lucas shat into those movies, he failed to entertain me for one single second. waste of everyone's time and money.

now here is the op who, with merely a few beanie babies, a dildo, and an iphone, conjures up giddy feelings in my heart and elsewhere, the likes of which i have not experienced in years of my desiccated life. look at the excitement stirred in the hearts of your fellow posters. and you want to call him out for flaming? seriously?

don't be that guy who stands up at wrestlemania telling everyone it's fake.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Reputation#26496456)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:51 AM
Author: lilac heady center



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Reputation#26496469)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 1:20 AM
Author: nudist site associate

180.

And fuck the ruiner. Like school in summertime.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Reputation#26496578)



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Date: March 28th, 2016 10:41 PM
Author: multi-colored canary national hunting ground

long overdue 180 to this one

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Reputation#30156643)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:32 AM
Author: Glittery Indian Lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Reputation#26496823)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:34 AM
Author: Glittery Indian Lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Reputation#26496830)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:32 AM
Author: Vivacious Outnumbered Heaven Crotch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Reputation#26496986)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:20 AM
Author: Milky Razzmatazz Plaza Newt

fucking bullshit nobody has reposted the pic of this bitch

imgur that shit now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Reputation#26496941)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:22 AM
Author: hateful violent jewess locale



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Reputation#26496946)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:30 AM
Author: Vivacious Outnumbered Heaven Crotch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Reputation#26496980)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:43 AM
Author: orange circlehead

plz poast

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Reputation#26497016)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:45 AM
Author: hateful violent jewess locale

must need fap soon.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Reputation#26497019)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:59 AM
Author: autistic step-uncle's house candlestick maker

co-signed, you useless FUCKS post the DAMN PICS

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Reputation#26497528)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:39 AM
Author: Glittery Indian Lodge

Friends, he did. But obviously he could not leave them posted.

This is his sister, after all.

Trust me, though, she was exactly what you would picture as a hot little sister

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Reputation#26497569)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:46 AM
Author: Swashbuckling haunting stock car

short, a bit thick and busty little sister or petite cheerleader type little sister?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Reputation#26497579)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:17 PM
Author: Grizzly dashing headpube

somebody pls respond

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Reputation#26497908)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 1:35 PM
Author: cracking talking corner

For the love of god

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Reputation#26498321)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:17 PM
Author: Glittery Indian Lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Reputation#26498565)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 5:00 PM
Author: dark mind-boggling orchestra pit

lol

the loving detail that went into this description, man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Reputation#26499449)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 5:29 PM
Author: Grizzly dashing headpube

you're a good dood

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Reputation#26499554)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:42 AM
Author: Brass reading party

I was mostly posting in this thread because Im a little freaked out by everything that's happening and XO has always been a release for me. Before this week Ive never really posted autobiographical stuff.

But if you really need to know, I am (not doobs). I have posted flame before in the past -- who hasn't? Isnt that what you do on XO? Yes I did post the female ADA thread once. I was looking for specific career advice, was new to xo, so I changed my moniker and changed easy to identify details about my career. I had no idea at the time that so few women post here it would be immediately obvious. Look, I wasnt posting about sex for godsake it was a CLE thread, basically.

And no Im not Box.

I mostly post stuff about college football or being infuriated with shitlibbery. Posted a lot about Zimmerman and the world cup, etc. I invented the (*)(o) meme for Julia and most of the "nipples" threads are mine.

What I really am is sort of freaking out about these last few days and how to handle this situation. I have a fucking DATE with my 17yo sister tonight, who evidently has sex toys. It may have been a mistake to share all this on XO but you guys are my brothers. Please don't post her face picture, if you saved it.

My plan for today is to watch Everett Golson avoid a trap game, drink huge amounts of alcohol, and keep my mind off of recent events.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Reputation#26497431)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:50 AM
Author: Hilarious Mood Lodge

good, good. Homeless would be proud of this poast

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Reputation#26497438)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:51 AM
Author: brilliant church building dragon

180 this thread is delivering.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Reputation#26497439)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:40 AM
Author: fear-inspiring insecure lay therapy

I BELIEVE

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Reputation#26497503)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:45 AM
Author: drunken community account tank

describe how u feel at the thought of unloading your balls into her 17 year old pussy?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Reputation#26497516)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:01 AM
Author: autistic step-uncle's house candlestick maker

plzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz post the pics again

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Reputation#26497530)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:06 AM
Author: Sexy school cafeteria cuckoldry

1800000 I never stopped believing. Don't drink so much during the day that you won't be on top of your game tonight.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Reputation#26497534)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:29 AM
Author: Glittery Indian Lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Reputation#26497552)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 1:36 PM
Author: cracking talking corner

THE DREAM IS ALIVE AND WELL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Reputation#26498331)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 1:53 PM
Author: stimulating church striped hyena

FUCK YOUR SISTER LIKE A CHAMPION TODAY

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Reputation#26498430)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:26 PM
Author: Glittery Indian Lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Reputation#26498913)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 5:01 PM
Author: dark mind-boggling orchestra pit

lol 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Reputation#26499453)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:13 AM
Author: Swashbuckling haunting stock car

OP needs to go to CVS, but a plan B pill, and then just hand it to his sis and say "You never know when you might need this just to be safe." Then monitor reaction.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Reputation#26497540)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:30 AM
Author: Glittery Indian Lodge

(NOT a Lannister fan)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Reputation#26497553)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:18 AM
Author: scarlet goyim base



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Reputation#26497700)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:50 AM
Author: Sexy school cafeteria cuckoldry

poast deleted for violating the laws of humanity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Reputation#26497582)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:01 AM
Author: mahogany trip set

please delete. Let him write the story.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Reputation#26497622)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:53 AM
Author: laughsome station roast beef

lol at people ITT believing the OP

well done

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Reputation#26497593)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:29 AM
Author: Glittery Indian Lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Reputation#26497728)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:35 AM
Author: laughsome station roast beef

never claimed to be a flame scholar

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Reputation#26497740)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:54 AM
Author: indecent self-centered school

uuungnnnnnnnnnnngggggggggghhhhhhhh 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Reputation#26497597)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:09 AM
Author: motley gay immigrant forum

this is very entertaining, but I am surprised at how titillated the rest of you are ITT.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Reputation#26497652)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:11 AM
Author: Sexy school cafeteria cuckoldry

(bro who apparently already has sexually fulfilling relationship with his teenage sister)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Reputation#26497663)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:12 AM
Author: cyan hairraiser giraffe son of senegal

(evan39)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Reputation#26497667)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:13 AM
Author: curious disturbing love of her life stage

you shouldn't be. incest has always been a big part of the XO culture.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Reputation#26497671)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:22 AM
Author: motley gay immigrant forum

it's a matter of degree. THe "hot dotter" meme was kooky but more fantastical because nobody on this board is old enough to have a hot daughter.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Reputation#26497713)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:12 AM
Author: smoky irate corn cake

http://i.imgur.com/TLETEiv.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Reputation#26497668)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:13 AM
Author: mahogany trip set

keeping it real

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Reputation#26497677)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:16 AM
Author: autistic step-uncle's house candlestick maker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Reputation#26497688)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:20 AM
Author: chrome toaster volcanic crater

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Reputation#26497706)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 1:35 PM
Author: crawly disrespectful cruise ship coffee pot

Amen.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Reputation#26498325)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:00 PM
Author: Turquoise genital piercing

lol cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Reputation#26498476)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:56 PM
Author: garnet windowlicker regret



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Reputation#26499065)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 5:03 PM
Author: dark mind-boggling orchestra pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Reputation#26499460)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:51 PM
Author: Aquamarine private investor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Reputation#26500290)



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Date: October 27th, 2014 4:53 PM
Author: startled provocative fat ankles potus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Reputation#26597591)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:27 AM
Author: Grizzly dashing headpube

i can't see how this could end badly

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Reputation#26497721)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:29 AM
Author: Glittery Indian Lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Reputation#26497726)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:34 AM
Author: sticky theater

it's fucking awesome

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Reputation#26497737)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:39 AM
Author: Grizzly dashing headpube

it is, unless you think that this might not be flame, and there might be two really confused lonely people out there whose lives have been irrevocably altered, and who stand on the precipice of tearing their family apart by acting on their baser instincts.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Reputation#26497757)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:48 AM
Author: curious disturbing love of her life stage

" who stand on the precipice of tearing their family apart by acting on their baser instincts"

you aren't looking at the other side of this. what if this ends up bringing them closer together than ever before? sharing an intimate experience like this could take their sibling bond to an entirely new level.

stop focusing just on the risks if mom and dad find out.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Reputation#26497797)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:52 AM
Author: Grizzly dashing headpube

this girl is 17. she is already unable to maintain composure in front of her mother. there is no way she can fuck her brother without it affecting her in such a way that her mom and/or best friend realize something is different.

i think it would be hawt to hear about them getting it on, but if not flame, this is going to be very damaging to their family. it's already awkward. dude should have stayed home and texted his sister that he swiped just to give her shit for being on tinder when she's not 18 or something.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Reputation#26497811)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:58 AM
Author: curious disturbing love of her life stage

what makes you an expert on consensual incest?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Reputation#26497837)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:00 PM
Author: Grizzly dashing headpube

i'm an expert at fucking the wrong people as an immature teenage girl!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Reputation#26497845)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:04 PM
Author: sticky theater

i hear what ur saying whorie but this is 2014 -- 17yo girls have really sick depraved minds and this is clearly something she's fantasized about for a long time

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Reputation#26497858)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:16 PM
Author: topaz public bath filthpig

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Reputation#26497907)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:19 PM
Author: Grizzly dashing headpube

if she really wants it, he should make her agree to anal first. you know, as a test to see how serious she is.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Reputation#26497915)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:24 PM
Author: Glittery Indian Lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Reputation#26497941)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 1:21 PM
Author: ruby vigorous parlour

Absolutely disgusted here but can u tell me more about your teenage sexual escapades

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Reputation#26498248)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:09 PM
Author: sticky theater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Reputation#26498525)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:58 AM
Author: Vivacious Outnumbered Heaven Crotch

(Really gullible person)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Reputation#26497839)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:01 PM
Author: Swashbuckling haunting stock car

On the other hand....YOLO!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Reputation#26497848)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:02 PM
Author: sticky theater

counterpoint: they should do it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Reputation#26497854)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:04 PM
Author: Grizzly dashing headpube

fine. they should do it and if they get found out, they should blame their parents for having them so far apart. that's really what caused all this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Reputation#26497860)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:26 PM
Author: Glittery Indian Lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Reputation#26497946)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 1:49 PM
Author: cracking talking corner

We're all going to be dead from ebola by the end of the year. What's your point?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Reputation#26498400)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:38 PM
Author: Sexy school cafeteria cuckoldry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Reputation#26498967)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:37 AM
Author: cyan hairraiser giraffe son of senegal

there is literally no way for this to end badly as far as i can see

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Reputation#26497745)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:24 PM
Author: Glittery Indian Lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Reputation#26497936)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 1:30 PM
Author: drunken community account tank

i agree.

one person is going to get their dick wet inside 17 year old sister-pussy. the other person is going to get her young snatch pounded and a life will begin growing inside of her.

the baby?

ALBERT FUCKING EINSTEIN

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Reputation#26498296)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 1:33 PM
Author: vibrant adulterous garrison philosopher-king

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Reputation#26498311)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 6:34 PM
Author: talented buck-toothed gaming laptop

underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Reputation#26499834)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:30 PM
Author:  house death wish



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Reputation#26503001)



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Date: October 27th, 2014 4:54 PM
Author: startled provocative fat ankles potus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Reputation#26597595)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 1:49 PM
Author: Electric Unhinged Affirmative Action

itt: doobs successfully turns on a bunch of male posters

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Reputation#26498397)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:04 PM
Author: Glittery Indian Lodge

So what was it like sitting alone at lunch in high school?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Reputation#26498496)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:07 PM
Author: cracking talking corner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Reputation#26498509)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:44 PM
Author: Electric Unhinged Affirmative Action

hahahaha my bad brother youre like the number one fan of this story

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Reputation#26498716)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:08 PM
Author: Glittery Indian Lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Reputation#26498807)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:54 PM
Author: Electric Unhinged Affirmative Action

been married before brother. youre fighting the good fight

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Reputation#26499051)



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Date: October 27th, 2014 4:54 PM
Author: startled provocative fat ankles potus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Reputation#26597598)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:13 PM
Author: Bronze Home Fanboi

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Reputation#26498543)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:07 PM
Author: Mewling degenerate

If this is a doobs thread, I think we owe him an apology

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Reputation#26498514)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:13 PM
Author: Saffron library antidepressant drug

Can I please have my dildo back?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Reputation#26498540)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:18 PM
Author:  pale den



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Reputation#26498578)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:34 PM
Author: brilliant church building dragon

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Reputation#26498661)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:36 PM
Author: indecent self-centered school

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Reputation#26498671)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 5:03 PM
Author: dark mind-boggling orchestra pit

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Reputation#26499459)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:15 PM
Author: garnet windowlicker regret



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Reputation#26500671)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 2:38 PM
Author: cream pea-brained pit generalized bond

This is how I envision this thread going down:

http://youtu.be/khlbF2PTsr4

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Reputation#26498688)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:08 PM
Author: Transparent weed whacker location



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Reputation#26498802)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 5:04 PM
Author: dark mind-boggling orchestra pit

that was a good thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Reputation#26499461)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 7:47 AM
Author: 180 Khaki Theater Stage Pozpig

This link is incredibly accurate.

Sister in vid is hawt.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Reputation#26502266)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:21 PM
Author: Brass reading party

UPDATE: So Ive been watching the FSU game with my dad and two of the neighbors. Drinking beer, ignoring my mother who is going crazy getting the house ready for the party tomorrow.

My little sister came in like 20 minutes ago. I hadnt seen her since this whole thing started and basically was frozen on the couch, trying to pretend like everything was normal. She plopped down on the carpet and watched like 10 minutes of football, interrupting every twenty seconds to criticize the cheerleaders. "You guys think those girls are pretty? Look at that one. Oh my god these girls are terrible," etc. until my father was like "[Daughter], we're trying to watch the game!"

She rolled over. It's hard to describe, she rolled so she was like under me on the couch. My feet were on her shoulders and in order to look up at me she basically had to look up past my crotch.

"Know what you're wearing tonight?" she asked me.

I was like, yeah about that, I kinda wanna watch this Texas A&M game, not sure I can make it, etc.

She grabbed my calf and was like No you promised, after what I showed you no backing out, Im going to go pick out your outfit.

And she ran off upstairs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Reputation#26498881)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:23 PM
Author: Swashbuckling haunting stock car

Nicely slow-played, OP.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Reputation#26498888)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:24 PM
Author: cocky chocolate athletic conference



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Reputation#26498900)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:30 PM
Author: Glittery Indian Lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Reputation#26498934)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:32 PM
Author: brilliant church building dragon

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Reputation#26498939)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:43 PM
Author: Swashbuckling haunting stock car

OP's big dillema is whether he should pursue the friend tonight. The sexual tension of the entire situation is going to be so high that the friend will be DTF fo sho. Does the OP pass up on easy 17 year old poon in the pursuit of the forbidden fruit?

Another x-factor: pursuing the friend may actually be the best way to get with the sis. a kinky threesome may make it less awkward for the first forbidden encounter. On the other hand, it may kill all hope if the sis gets her feelings hurt. Tough call.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Reputation#26498993)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:46 PM
Author: Glittery Indian Lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Reputation#26499009)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:48 PM
Author: Swashbuckling haunting stock car

I think I'd play for the threesome, because the fallback is you just get with the friend. But reasonable people could disagree on that tactic.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Reputation#26499025)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:51 PM
Author: Glittery Indian Lodge

I don't know mang.... there are millions of teens, but you only have 1 SHOT at your teen sister.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Reputation#26499041)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:08 PM
Author: histrionic twinkling uncleanness

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2#26488250)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Reputation#26499133)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:33 PM
Author:  telephone

Flame is losing steam. Like she'd go from showing him her dildo to being all like "oh are we going out?"

Gotta give the man credit for getting 500 poasts out of this, though

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Reputation#26498943)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:36 PM
Author: Glittery Indian Lodge

Bullshit. Women generally and teens specifically are notoriously capricious and that dildo post occurred when she was out with her friends at night and likely drinking.

Was probably a bit embarrassed about it the next day but had now spent several nights masturbating to this fantasy furiously and so has resolved herself to pursue.

Me: ironclad logic

You: not understanding teen girls

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Reputation#26498954)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:37 PM
Author: Sexy school cafeteria cuckoldry

u sir are the stockton to OP's malone

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Reputation#26498964)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:39 PM
Author: Hilarious Mood Lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Reputation#26498972)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:49 PM
Author: Glittery Indian Lodge

I toil for the glory and good of the entire XO team.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Reputation#26499028)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:49 PM
Author: Vivacious Outnumbered Heaven Crotch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Reputation#26499030)



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Date: October 27th, 2014 4:58 PM
Author: startled provocative fat ankles potus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Reputation#26597618)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:40 PM
Author: Vivacious Outnumbered Heaven Crotch

This logic is completely unassailable brother. Cot dam. Marriage has made you a true scholar

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Reputation#26498980)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:45 PM
Author: Glittery Indian Lodge

This may surprise you: but this is not the first time that I have pondered such scenarios...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Reputation#26499002)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:47 PM
Author: Vivacious Outnumbered Heaven Crotch

Bro you were gonn a bang your sister? Wtf

Go on...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Reputation#26499021)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:50 PM
Author: Glittery Indian Lodge

Don't have a sister. But I am married and regularly consider various scholarly scenarios

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Reputation#26499033)



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Date: October 27th, 2014 4:58 PM
Author: startled provocative fat ankles potus

Go on...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Reputation#26597620)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:42 PM
Author: histrionic twinkling uncleanness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Reputation#26498987)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:33 PM
Author: Hilarious Mood Lodge

Your dad knows. He will drink to blackout tonight

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Reputation#26498944)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:47 PM
Author: Zombie-like institution mad-dog skullcap

"So, son, ah..." your Dad begins to say, then trails off. He looks uncertain, unsure. You haven't seen him like this except when once, you were very young and you were wondering whether the dog you guys owned at the time would make it another night, or if it was time to get on that last car ride to the vet.

"Yeah, Dad?" You keep your eyes locked on the television, as though the CapitalOne commercial on was somehow engaging.

"Going out with [sister] tonight, huh?" His words are deliberate, but he's trying to sound jaunty.

"Yeah-yeah, I think so. She really wants me to come with-I mean, go with her tonight." Your laugh is forced.

"Well, uh..." There's that look again. "I hope you have a good time."

"Yeah."

The two of you turn to the TV, as the credit card ad ends and a Folger's commercial begins.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Reputation#26499013)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:51 PM
Author: Hilarious Mood Lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Reputation#26499040)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:55 PM
Author: Glittery Indian Lodge

Brother, it was like you were actually there.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Reputation#26499061)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:03 PM
Author:  telephone

gotta be this commercial, amirite?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z5Ir6CzxKl4

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Reputation#26499103)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:06 PM
Author: Zombie-like institution mad-dog skullcap

Yessir.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Reputation#26499123)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:10 PM
Author: drunken community account tank

Sister: You're my present this year

Brother: Well why don't you unwrap me before mom and dad wake up

Sister: *undresses brother and begins fellating his cock better than any gf he's ever had*

Brother: Holy shit, you're like the MacGyver of the cock sucking world

Sister: Best Christmas EVER.

**background music begins**

"The best part of waking up is your brother's dick in your butt"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Reputation#26499158)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:32 PM
Author: lilac heady center



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Reputation#26500183)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:52 PM
Author: Aquamarine private investor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Reputation#26500296)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 4:30 AM
Author: unholy tanning salon turdskin

Sister (mouth still full): Bemf Chriffmaf EVER.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Reputation#26502147)



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Date: October 27th, 2014 4:59 PM
Author: startled provocative fat ankles potus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Reputation#26597630)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:52 PM
Author:  house death wish



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Reputation#26503083)



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Date: October 27th, 2014 4:59 PM
Author: startled provocative fat ankles potus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Reputation#26597624)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:51 PM
Author: Vivacious Outnumbered Heaven Crotch

Bros... I just had a terrible thought . What if this entire thread if just masterfully crafted flame by homeless??!!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Reputation#26499038)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:52 PM
Author: Glittery Indian Lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Reputation#26499047)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:57 PM
Author: Mint shaky faggot firefighter

lol incestmos

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Reputation#26499073)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:59 PM
Author: garnet windowlicker regret

Greatest flame thread in XO history?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Reputation#26499082)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:01 PM
Author: Glittery Indian Lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Reputation#26499094)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:05 PM
Author: Vivacious Outnumbered Heaven Crotch

Be honest, how many times have u jerked it already to the tindrler pic that was posted

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Reputation#26499121)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:09 PM
Author: Glittery Indian Lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Reputation#26499150)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:05 PM
Author: Vivacious Outnumbered Heaven Crotch

Holy shit 400 legit poasts. Probably a first in xo history that didn't involve ns sub tread wastelands. Op is winner of the all time xoxo crown

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Reputation#26499114)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:09 PM
Author:  telephone

TBF about 300 of them are probably from two or three people

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Reputation#26499146)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:12 PM
Author: Vivacious Outnumbered Heaven Crotch

Doesn't change what I said

This is probably the first thread to get so many multiple sets of blank bumps for different posts. Just accept u are part of history man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Reputation#26499170)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 5:06 PM
Author: dark mind-boggling orchestra pit

the are reptile gangbang thread wasn't far off in terms of having tons of blank bumped posts, tho it has far fewer posts overall

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Reputation#26499473)



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Date: October 27th, 2014 5:00 PM
Author: startled provocative fat ankles potus

JFC, that was a great thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Reputation#26597635)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:10 PM
Author: indecent self-centered school

op, does scott and his sister still live in your town?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Reputation#26499153)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:49 PM
Author: swollen pervert indirect expression



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Reputation#26499393)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:47 PM
Author: Salmon Bawdyhouse Toilet Seat

How has no one reposted the pic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Reputation#26499378)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:50 PM
Author: swollen pervert indirect expression



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Reputation#26499404)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:52 PM
Author: Vivacious Outnumbered Heaven Crotch

Wtf. Delete your posts and change moniker

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Reputation#26499411)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:53 PM
Author: cocky chocolate athletic conference



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Reputation#26499415)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:54 PM
Author: Vivacious Outnumbered Heaven Crotch

Bro do you really want homeless to have nothing to live for? Have a heart

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Reputation#26499423)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:58 PM
Author: kink-friendly macaca idea he suggested

God fucking dammit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Reputation#26499439)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:54 PM
Author: rose fantasy-prone meetinghouse international law enforcement agency

What the fuck - it's doobs!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Reputation#26499422)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:59 PM
Author: Mint shaky faggot firefighter

anyone surprised that doobs owns stuffed animals and a dildo? FUCKING LOL at that creepy ginger faggot loser.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Reputation#26499445)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 5:03 PM
Author: Brass reading party

UPDATE:

Watching Notre Dame suffer from having a shit offensive line that gives golson zero time to make a play, cursing and drinking with my father and the neighbors.

My sister is upstairs somewhere and i havent seen her since earlier.

If posters keep calling me fucking Doobs, Im done ITT and fuck yourselves. Link to one time doobs ever posted like me at all. And if whoever posted something at 4:50 and then deleted, if you posted her Tinder pic, then please don't do that shit again. Ok Im a little drunk and stressed about this EDM concert.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Reputation#26499458)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 5:07 PM
Author: dark mind-boggling orchestra pit

cmon you assholes follow the rules, it's a small price to pay

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Reputation#26499480)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 5:10 PM
Author: histrionic twinkling uncleanness

lol Cap'n A game of " coming unraveled as his flame rapidly takes on water

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Reputation#26499488)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 5:12 PM
Author: Sexy school cafeteria cuckoldry

Don't let the occasional hater keep you down. Just listen to the new Taylor Swift song for inspiration if you need it (RSF did that and it worked).

We're all with you. Notre Dame is with you. America is with you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Reputation#26499497)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 5:17 PM
Author: Glittery Indian Lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Reputation#26499509)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 5:19 PM
Author: nofapping poppy azn property



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Reputation#26499515)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 6:46 PM
Author: awkward spot

Get help Doobs/Box

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Reputation#26499894)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 6:48 PM
Author: Milky Razzmatazz Plaza Newt

more likely box but give doobs his credit if he pulled this. It's a quality flame.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Reputation#26499911)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 6:47 PM
Author: Milky Razzmatazz Plaza Newt

motherfucker give us the goddamn pic

I'm a lifelong trusted poster. You can delete as soon as I reply seconds later

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Reputation#26499897)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:40 PM
Author: Brass reading party

UPDATE:

maybe it was nerves but i got wasted. barely ate today. ND shouldnt need to win in a shoot-out with unc. Didnt really realize I was drunk till I stood up to get off the couch. In the downstairs bathroom I jus checked my phone

http://imgur.com/OyEFsvP

http://imgur.com/v85MYKO

Wish me luck. Were supposed to leave in like an hour. I dont even know at this point what i am doing or not doing. i am just drifting through this reality

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Reputation#26500210)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:48 PM
Author: obsidian chad

in on epic thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Reputation#26500256)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:48 PM
Author: Ocher exhilarant dog poop shrine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Reputation#26500258)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:50 PM
Author: Aquamarine private investor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Reputation#26500271)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:50 PM
Author: Hilarious Mood Lodge

Oh my

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Reputation#26500272)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:50 PM
Author:  coldplay fan

omg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Reputation#26500274)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:51 PM
Author:  foreskin casino



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Reputation#26500282)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:51 PM
Author: dark mind-boggling orchestra pit

delete b4 homeless gets in here, he's going to have a heart attack and die if he sees that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Reputation#26500286)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:54 PM
Author: Swashbuckling haunting stock car

seriously. the man has a family, after all.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Reputation#26500313)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:06 PM
Author: Hilarious Mood Lodge

BAW GAWD

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Reputation#26500378)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:18 PM
Author: Aquamarine private investor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Reputation#26500420)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:59 PM
Author: Glittery Indian Lodge

Wife just asked me why I was staring off into space

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Reputation#26500609)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:53 PM
Author: Crystalline puppy

What the fuck is going on

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Reputation#26500304)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:58 PM
Author:  coldplay fan

there's to be a fuck going on alright

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Reputation#26500340)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:03 PM
Author: cruel-hearted abode

WHAT IN THE 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Reputation#26500367)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:04 PM
Author: Seedy bistre goal in life digit ratio

GOOD LUCK, BROTHER

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Reputation#26500369)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:21 PM
Author: emerald beady-eyed half-breed

what is the vial by her leg? Visine? Was she getting stoned?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Reputation#26500432)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:07 PM
Author: obsidian chad

Lube, but the lighter up in the corner suggests smoking is also a possibility

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Reputation#26500638)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:23 PM
Author:  patrolman

By the look of the bruises on her thighs, you should wrap that shit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Reputation#26500443)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:25 PM
Author: Glittery Indian Lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Reputation#26500460)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:27 PM
Author: claret knife

fyi: all yall niggas jerking off to doobs in panties and pink socks right now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Reputation#26500477)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:42 PM
Author: Electric Unhinged Affirmative Action



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Reputation#26500548)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:56 PM
Author: Glittery Indian Lodge

Are you the guy that gets pissed off when someone dresses as Santa Clause at Christmas Parties?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Reputation#26500598)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:42 PM
Author: wonderful principal's office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Reputation#26503043)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:43 PM
Author: Thriller twisted trump supporter

thank the fucking lord, I'm going to die a happy man.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Reputation#26500552)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:58 PM
Author: low-t area tattoo

i know this is a weird thing to notice, but why aren't there any sheets on the bed? seems weird.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Reputation#26500606)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:02 PM
Author: Glittery Indian Lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Reputation#26500620)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:18 PM
Author: garnet windowlicker regret



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Reputation#26500691)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:51 PM
Author: lime wagecucks box office

ungh so hard now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Reputation#26500287)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:27 PM
Author:  maize chapel

wtf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Reputation#26500475)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:39 PM
Author: abnormal rigpig

Xo 2014: this is believable

Xo 2014: FIVE BEERS IN 45 MINUTES? UNPOSSIBLE

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Reputation#26500535)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:41 PM
Author: claret knife

bro it would take 45 minutes just to order 5 beers at a bar in MFH

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Reputation#26500542)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:44 PM
Author: abnormal rigpig

Do you not think Shia lebouf can get the attention of a waitress

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Reputation#26500560)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:54 PM
Author: Saffron library antidepressant drug

Settle down. I'm sitting on the bed with her and this shit's going down.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Reputation#26500590)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:05 PM
Author: dark mind-boggling orchestra pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Reputation#26500635)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:57 PM
Author: Glittery Indian Lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Reputation#26500601)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:07 PM
Author: dark mind-boggling orchestra pit

iwanttobelieve.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Reputation#26500637)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:11 PM
Author: emerald beady-eyed half-breed

http://img.nzgameshop.com/posters/scifi_and_fantasy/x_files_i_want_to_believe_maxi_poster_xl.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Reputation#26500655)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:10 PM
Author:  telephone

Wait didn't doobs already out himself by accidentally posting with his doobs moniker?

This is starting to get a little sad re amount of effort being put into it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Reputation#26500653)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:11 PM
Author: excitant henna internal respiration office

was the Lucio moniker doobs?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Reputation#26500659)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:16 PM
Author:  telephone

That's what I thought

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Reputation#26500677)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:37 PM
Author: claret knife

what lucio moniker? wat poast?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Reputation#26500874)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:19 PM
Author: cruel-hearted abode

I have no doubt doobs would come in and try to fuck up this thread-for-the-ages with an "accidental" posting in his own moniker. But game of " has been posting in notre dame and football threads for a few years. no way that's him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Reputation#26500694)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:22 PM
Author:  telephone

Meta-flame, flame within a flame. I like it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Reputation#26500720)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:22 PM
Author: dark mind-boggling orchestra pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Reputation#26500722)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:30 PM
Author: histrionic twinkling uncleanness

The Lucio post isn't conclusive proof of flame but this reaction is pretty bizarre for someone in a genuinely emotionally intense situation who started a thread to talk it out with xo bros:

"If posters keep calling me fucking Doobs, Im done ITT and fuck yourselves."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Reputation#26500802)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:33 PM
Author: cruel-hearted abode

Lookit, with 3 links I could make a compelling case that A Game of " is actually Julia, so I think we all just need to cool it with the detective work and enjoy this 180 thread.

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2509912&mc=19&forum_id=2

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2481846&mc=21&forum_id=2

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2643536&mc=27&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Reputation#26500836)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:34 PM
Author: Glittery Indian Lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Reputation#26500847)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:15 PM
Author: Vivacious Outnumbered Heaven Crotch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Reputation#26501437)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:39 PM
Author: Saffron library antidepressant drug

Great detective work, but I'm a stuffed animal looking at some visibly moist panties. I'm just hoping they don't roll over on me whilst humping, or, worse, he stands her up and she "presses" me into service. I wish I could just have my dildo back.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Reputation#26500896)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:41 PM
Author: Glittery Indian Lodge

Great cameo ITT from a Heroic stuffed toy

We salute you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Reputation#26500907)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:44 PM
Author: dark mind-boggling orchestra pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Reputation#26500922)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:01 PM
Author: domesticated ratface juggernaut

You know it's a great thread when there are subthread spinoff parodies going on.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Reputation#26501023)



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Date: November 21st, 2015 1:40 AM
Author:  dilemma kitty cat

CRIMINALLY underrated poast

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Reputation#29224020)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:42 PM
Author: Zombie-like institution mad-dog skullcap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Reputation#26500908)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:43 PM
Author: Glittery Indian Lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Reputation#26500914)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 11:26 AM
Author: autistic step-uncle's house candlestick maker

gtfo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Reputation#26502766)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:43 PM
Author: Glittery Indian Lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Reputation#26500917)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:04 PM
Author:  hall deer antler

To be fair,

Hey guys just popped onto the board, haven't been on here recently, just thought I would take a few Q's?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Reputation#26501046)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:10 PM
Author: rose fantasy-prone meetinghouse international law enforcement agency

Holy shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Reputation#26501100)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:14 PM
Author: fragrant mother ape

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Reputation#26501127)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:39 PM
Author: demanding dysfunction



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Reputation#26501247)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:12 PM
Author: Crusty beta

180, unless this is the "Fresh Prince" at the end of this thread, then 120.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Reputation#26501111)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:13 PM
Author: cyan hairraiser giraffe son of senegal

i think it is :(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Reputation#26501118)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:13 PM
Author: Crusty beta

If it is then TBF is literally going to be run off the bort by an angry mob

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Reputation#26501123)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:13 PM
Author:  coldplay fan

good self deprecation

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Reputation#26501122)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:39 PM
Author: demanding dysfunction



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Reputation#26501244)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:20 PM
Author: Violent kitty

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KK23BhEQVyU

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Reputation#26501459)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:28 AM
Author: dark mind-boggling orchestra pit

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Reputation#26501784)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:40 AM
Author: garnet windowlicker regret

180, this is a goat thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Reputation#26501804)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:20 PM
Author:  mad cow disease

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Reputation#26503168)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:00 PM
Author: Brass reading party

update posting fro the club drunk as fuck, there is no julie and her bf here, there never was going to be i guess, turns out the secret plan was just us 2. hundred twenty degrees in tihs place. here we goooooo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Reputation#26501346)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:01 PM
Author: Self-absorbed bisexual brunch

120

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Reputation#26501357)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:08 PM
Author: Hilarious Mood Lodge

Let's see where he is going with this. Could be tweet style real-time updates

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Reputation#26501398)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:10 PM
Author: garnet windowlicker regret

Cr. Bullshit for his sister to trick him into meeting up like that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Reputation#26501409)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:08 PM
Author: Glittery Indian Lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Reputation#26501390)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:09 PM
Author: garnet windowlicker regret

what song is playing?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Reputation#26501406)



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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:20 PM
Author: Sexy school cafeteria cuckoldry

Say you're going to the bathroom so she goes in with u

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Reputation#26501461)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:17 AM
Author: pungent background story

dont get too drunk bro, you need to be able to get your dick hard so that you can ejaculate semen into your sisters pussy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Reputation#26501751)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:59 AM
Author: Blathering Blue Halford



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Reputation#26501825)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:26 AM
Author: sinister fortuitous meteor

being too drunk is going to ruin this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Reputation#26501781)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:43 AM
Author: sticky theater

u need to fuck ur sister u owe us

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Reputation#26501808)



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Date: December 6th, 2014 11:25 AM
Author: Milky Razzmatazz Plaza Newt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Reputation#26871037)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 3:07 AM
Author: Blathering Blue Halford



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Reputation#26502005)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 3:09 AM
Author:  federal messiness

shocking that this weird incestuous thread is so popular here. i for one am shocked!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Reputation#26502007)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 3:12 AM
Author: jet electric furnace sex offender

Friendly suggestion for next date: watch Teh Notebook:

http://blacksportsonline.com/home/2014/08/brother-sister-arrested-for-having-sex-with-each-other-in-church-lot/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Reputation#26502013)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 4:20 AM
Author: Glittery Indian Lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Reputation#26502136)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 3:22 AM
Author: Brass reading party

Holy shit holy shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Reputation#26502038)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 3:25 AM
Author: kink-friendly macaca idea he suggested

Well!?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Reputation#26502044)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 3:45 AM
Author: Blathering Blue Halford



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Reputation#26502073)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 3:59 AM
Author: sticky theater

plz respond

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Reputation#26502103)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 4:02 AM
Author: Chartreuse razzle menage

I suspect this girl would love the fact that 40 dudes on the internet are stroking it to this story. Ask her if she minds sharing a naked pic at all

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Reputation#26502109)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 4:38 AM
Author: lilac heady center

just 40? you forgot to account for lurkers bro.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Reputation#26502154)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 8:05 AM
Author: Thriller twisted trump supporter

Well?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Reputation#26502278)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 8:38 AM
Author:  boistinker

It is the clutch situation of the season.

They say The Jet's lost a step or two,

but I wouldn't be surprised to see some fireworks here.

The Jet's got a suicide lead and--

And there he goes! He's stealing home! I don't believe it!

- He's stealing home!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Reputation#26502290)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 10:18 AM
Author: fragrant mother ape

what's it gonna be boy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Reputation#26502482)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 9:05 AM
Author: brilliant church building dragon

180000000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Reputation#26502314)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 10:00 AM
Author: Sienna Frozen Voyeur Whorehouse

??

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Reputation#26502410)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 10:41 AM
Author: Aquamarine private investor

??? ! ???

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Reputation#26502560)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 11:29 AM
Author: Glittery Indian Lodge

Cuddling with your 17 year old little sister must be HIGHLY CREDITED

Give him some time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Reputation#26502780)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 11:38 AM
Author:  azure preventive strike

more likely he's curled up somewhere literally choking on the fear

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Reputation#26502818)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 11:47 AM
Author: Crystalline puppy

Homeless, since you are the best at explaining away flame aspects of this thread, tell me why the other two siblings haven't been mentioned yet. Screw the mom (not literally, OP...), I'd expect the other two to loom even larger than the parents in this decision.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Reputation#26502860)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 11:50 AM
Author: Glittery Indian Lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Reputation#26502869)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 11:50 AM
Author: Crystalline puppy

K, ty.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Reputation#26502872)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 11:51 AM
Author: Glittery Indian Lodge

Frankly, it sounds like he is less worried about getting caught than just generally worried about the morality of it all.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Reputation#26502874)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 11:56 AM
Author: Crystalline puppy

Double post, sorry.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Reputation#26502895)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 11:53 AM
Author: Brass reading party

My head is pounding and I want to die but part of me also feels better than Ive felt in a long, long time. Theres lots to write, dont really know where to start. A lot is a blur. I have like 20 minutes until I have to start this columbus reenactment shit, so I will just try to put down the basics, from what i remember.

I was really drunk when we got to the place and my little sister, apparently, had been smoking weed in her bedroom all afternoon. It was really hot and crowded and I kept getting drinks. I hate techno music but it was really loud and really crowded and we were shoved into the middle of the dance floor. People were grinding and before I knew it she was grinding on me. I really couldnt help it. She was laughing "youre hard", etc. She kept calling me mister wubbly.

After awhile I was having a mental breakdown so I went off the floor back down this hallway near the bathrooms. I just remember I was standing near this ice machine. It was still so loud. I was having the spins. She somehow found me and kept wanting me to take my dick out. "I wanna see it," etc. I was like no, gtfo. She was like "Ive seen penises before, you know." And I was like, "Not your older brother's, it's different."

There was this long pause and she was like, "I've seen dad's." I started to think I was going to get sick and she continued, "Not like that. At Myrtle Beach, remember? I just saw it in the hotel."

She was sort of jerking me through my jeans. I had started drinking at like 10AM and by then my reality was a complete blur. She was like, "Im deleting all the guys I date off my phone, look." She kept deleting contacts and saying, "only you now, only you".

I remember opening the lid to the ice machine. I think I got sick in there. I remember bending over, just resting my head in the ice cubes. Wanting to bury myself. I remember pretending I wasnt a lawyer and I was at that part of the north pole where superman has his ice palace. She was behind me and sort of put her hands down the back of my pants. Her thumb on my asshole, and kind of massaging my cock. I was pressing my head into the ice and she was saying, "I love you" and "you're okay."



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Reputation#26502885)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 11:54 AM
Author: Glittery Indian Lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Reputation#26502889)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:01 PM
Author: Glittery Indian Lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Reputation#26502913)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 11:55 AM
Author: autistic step-uncle's house candlestick maker

...this is getting dark

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Reputation#26502891)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 2:21 PM
Author: fragrant mother ape

right?

really didn't expect this story to get dark, given the subject matter

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Reputation#26503424)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 11:55 AM
Author: Glittery Indian Lodge

As for the rest: a touching story of true love. Next steps?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Reputation#26502892)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 11:58 AM
Author: Hilarious Mood Lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Reputation#26502900)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:18 PM
Author:  patrolman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Reputation#26502973)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:22 PM
Author: Zombie-like institution mad-dog skullcap

She was sort of jerking me through my jeans. I had started drinking at like 10AM and by then my reality was a complete blur. She was like, "Im deleting all the guys I date off my phone, look." She kept deleting contacts and saying, "only you now, only you".

HOLY SHIT.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Reputation#26502982)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:32 PM
Author: mahogany trip set

please proceed. tyia

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Reputation#26503006)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:43 PM
Author: sinister fortuitous meteor

Very disappointed in OP's level of intoxication. This story could have been much sweeter.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Reputation#26503048)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:46 PM
Author: Grizzly dashing headpube

yeah, and after everyone warned him!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Reputation#26503061)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:45 PM
Author: cyan hairraiser giraffe son of senegal

she kept calling me mister wubbly = 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Reputation#26503059)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:58 PM
Author:  house death wish

please continue

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Reputation#26503097)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:36 PM
Author: sticky theater

"I remember opening the lid to the ice machine. I think I got sick in there. I remember bending over, just resting my head in the ice cubes. Wanting to bury myself. I remember pretending I wasnt a lawyer and I was at that part of the north pole where superman has his ice palace. She was behind me and sort of put her hands down the back of my pants. Her thumb on my asshole, and kind of massaging my cock. I was pressing my head into the ice and she was saying, "I love you" and "you're okay."

pretty sure that's rape bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Reputation#26503240)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 2:59 PM
Author: Zombie-like institution mad-dog skullcap

"I remember pretending I wasnt a lawyer and I was at that part of the north pole where superman has his ice palace."

TYFT, I'll do this next time I'm cold and drunk.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Reputation#26503578)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:31 PM
Author:  onyx incel

I look forward to the pregnancy update in 6 weeks bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Reputation#26503004)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:36 PM
Author: Glittery Indian Lodge

(Lannister Fan)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Reputation#26503024)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:37 PM
Author: Vivacious Outnumbered Heaven Crotch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Reputation#26503027)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:29 PM
Author: curious disturbing love of her life stage

go read some literotica incest stories. the ones with impregnation are about 100x hotter than those without.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Reputation#26503206)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:31 PM
Author: Glittery Indian Lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Reputation#26503209)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:32 PM
Author: Vivacious Outnumbered Heaven Crotch

link for research poirposes?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Reputation#26503213)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:00 PM
Author:  avocado

UPDATE: my mom came into my room about 30 min ago. She didn't knock which caught me by surprise since she's always respected our privacy growing up. I think she's knocked before entering since I was like 7 and she never checks our phones or asks for our passwords. Anyway I was halfway changing into my costume for this Columbus day thing when she barged into my room and asked if she could talk to me. My heart started pounding out of my chest. She must know....but how? Did my sister tell her? Did she look at either of our phones? I glanced to my side table where I usually kept my phone but it wasn't there. "Looking for something?" she said? I shook my head no but didn't make eye contact. Then I looked down at her hand. She was holding Mr. Wubbly. Now I was seriously freaked out. I wanted to say something...anything...but nothing was coming out of my mouth. It felt like years going by with no one saying anything. And that's when she said "you're movin' with your auntie and uncle in Bel Air". I whistled for a cab and when it came near the license plate said fresh and it had dice in the mirror. If anything I could say that this cab was rare But I thought "Nah, forget it" - "Yo, homes to Bel Air". I pulled up to the house about 7 or 8. And I yelled to the cabbie "Yo homes smell ya later". I looked at my kingdom I was finally there. To sit on my throne as the Prince of Bel Air.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Reputation#26503105)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:01 PM
Author: Brass reading party

(guy using two single quotes instead of my double quote.)

fuck off

if anyone wants to verify hit reply to him and reply to me, see hte difference in our monikers. mine will show A game of \", his will show A game of \'\'



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Reputation#26503109)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:06 PM
Author:  avocado

(guy taking his flame way too seriously)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Reputation#26503123)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:07 PM
Author: Brass reading party

sorry for thinking my whole life might be different today man. sorry this is a joke to u

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Reputation#26503129)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:41 PM
Author: diverse becky stead

WTF? You're here but not providing the rest of the story!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Reputation#26503270)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:06 PM
Author:  onyx incel

I don't know what to think anymore

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Reputation#26503126)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:08 PM
Author: drunken community account tank

ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Reputation#26503133)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:02 PM
Author:  onyx incel

Flame why would your mom just randomly look at your phone though

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Reputation#26503116)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:07 PM
Author:  avocado

To get the deets on the Columbus day thing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Reputation#26503132)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:04 PM
Author: garnet windowlicker regret

And scene.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Reputation#26503117)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:07 PM
Author: drunken community account tank

nigger

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Reputation#26503131)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:11 PM
Author: garnet windowlicker regret

Wait, you're not OP? Dick move.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Reputation#26503138)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:11 PM
Author: garnet windowlicker regret

This post is NON-CANNON

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Reputation#26503141)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:13 PM
Author:  avocado

It's the Book of Judas aka what actually happened

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Reputation#26503148)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:24 PM
Author: Glittery Indian Lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Reputation#26503185)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:29 PM
Author: laughsome station roast beef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Reputation#26503203)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:40 PM
Author: garnet windowlicker regret



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Reputation#26503266)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:18 PM
Author: Glittery Indian Lodge

Shameful display, brother.

Go write your own thread with that throw back trolling

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Reputation#26503160)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 2:51 PM
Author: claret knife



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Reputation#26503537)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:21 PM
Author: Grizzly dashing headpube

real update, plz?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Reputation#26503170)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:51 PM
Author:  roommate

Yeah, some of these bros have probably been edging for over 72 hours.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Reputation#26503323)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 2:36 PM
Author: Glittery Indian Lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Reputation#26503473)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 2:37 PM
Author: Glittery Indian Lodge

Post 600!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Reputation#26503478)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 4:06 PM
Author: crimson

you guys realize this is all flame, right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Reputation#26503875)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 4:07 PM
Author:  maize chapel

they wall want to fuck their sisters tho

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Reputation#26503879)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 4:11 PM
Author: Sooty aromatic senate jew

You don't?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Reputation#26503892)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 6:04 PM
Author: Glittery Indian Lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Reputation#26504317)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 5:14 PM
Author: Brass reading party

FINAL UPDATE:

The reenactment was a disaster. I was hungover. My little sister and I had only slept like 3 hours. Our other sisters were bitching. The neighbors were only there out of some sense of obligation and many had not come in costume. For the second part, we didnt even have a Pinta.

And all the while I could barely look my little sister in the eye. I kept having flashbacks and remembering more and more details from the night before. How small her tits felt. That first hot wetness fingering her in the car.

She didn't really seem into the reenactment either and has really outgrown her "Bianchinetta" dress. At one point she left, ran back into the house. When like 15 minutes had passed and she hadn't come back out, I went to look for her.

I found her in her bedroom, crying. It's funny -- despite all that had happened over the last few days I had never really talked with her. And as I posted above, she was in the second grade when I left home. This is how ignorant I had been of her. I had her birth year wrong! She's actually 18. Her favorite color is purple. She likes 80s synth stuff. She's actually pretty funny and smart. So many things I couldnt have guessed at.

So we sat on her mattress and talked. High school has changed a lot, even sine I was there. Apparently there's coke and molly all over the place, now. Snapshots of everyone's twats and cocks. Nobody even goes to the prom or plays sports. I think she really is struggling to feel at home there. She doesnt really trust her female friends and the high school guys are just retards, yelling "World Star" and pretending to fight.

I remembered when I was a senior. I really thought I had so much promise. Stupid as it sounds, I was sure I'd be living in Manhattan, writing novels, fucking models. I used to imagine Jay McInerny or Bret Ellis writing blurbs for my dust jackets. Now? Im a lawyer and get paid more the more I ruin other people's days.

We talked about all this. We were laughing at ourselves.

At one point we got into the shower. It seemed like the "kooky" thing to do, to use an XO meme. We were laughing then, too. She did tell me she loved me. That she wanted to come back to the city with me. That high school was bullshit and she could just as well read library books to get educated. That she knew it was obviously weird, but she just wanted to live with me, take care of me.

The water was running into her eyes, huge drops on her eyelashes, and it was running down her tits and her stomach.

I was putting the words together in my mouth to tell her no. To tell her that I was glad we were getting closer, but that this was the craziest weekend of my life and it had to end right away. That I was a lawyer, for Gods sake.

But it's funny -- I guess I had been thinking about Christopher Columbus. LOL. All afternoon I had been sweating in those clothes, thinking. He was the son of a cheese merchant. A nobody. He taught himself Latin, Portuguese and Castilian. He spent long nights alone, poring over Ptolemy and astronomy and world history, fantasizing about Marco Polo, looking out at the stars until the sky lightened and it was day again. Europe, the church, the rules of society... those things couldn't hold him. He was going to get out of that. There was another destiny for him.

So at one point, my little sister was down on her knees in the shower, her arms around my legs, and I was just sort of rubbing my cock over her face. She took it in her mouth and I looked down at her and said, "Okay. Let's do it. Let's sail for a new world."

Our family isn't thrilled, of course. Im not even sure they've processed what we told them yet. It will probably take some time. Christopher Columbus had a family too, though. And he had to leave them. There was an edge to the map, a place where it went blank, and he needed to see what was just past it. He needed to push on.

http://imgur.com/hC7tZd7

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Reputation#26504154)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 5:16 PM
Author: Zombie-like institution mad-dog skullcap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Reputation#26504162)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 5:17 PM
Author: Vivacious Outnumbered Heaven Crotch

wtf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Reputation#26504166)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 5:20 PM
Author: Electric Unhinged Affirmative Action

youre a fucking weirdo man. thought this was doobs before but my new guess is tbf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Reputation#26504180)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 5:20 PM
Author: Vivacious Outnumbered Heaven Crotch

need more about fingering her in the car and blowing him in the shower, less about christopher columbus

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Reputation#26504182)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 5:21 PM
Author: Electric Unhinged Affirmative Action

that stupid shit screamed tbf to me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Reputation#26504184)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 5:47 PM
Author: pungent background story



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Reputation#26504265)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 5:28 PM
Author: Appetizing Peach Address

cr, the earlier Box-related obsessions of OP + the historical shit + TBF "appearing" like the Cheshire cat because he can't help himself (like naming himself a victim for Tobin Bell)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Reputation#26504204)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 5:30 PM
Author: Electric Unhinged Affirmative Action

also the Julia-threading and gay overwritten style

editL so does this mean TBF owns a dildo or that he has a gf?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Reputation#26504210)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 5:31 PM
Author: cruel-hearted abode

Big surprise gay-ass-thug "Memph Bleek" didnt like the only true 180 thread this year. Search your name ITT and find about 14 different nasally, whiny complaints about gay shit or how you could do better. You literally only came to this heterosexual thread to complain about shit, lol. You literally can't stand straight people.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Reputation#26504215)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 5:32 PM
Author: Electric Unhinged Affirmative Action

sorry brother I figured you came already since that was the last update. its broter-sister literotica man, shit isn't that serious. why so mad?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Reputation#26504218)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 5:32 PM
Author: Appetizing Peach Address

def owns dildo

but he's just using pics from elsewhere

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Reputation#26504216)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 5:24 PM
Author: curious disturbing love of her life stage

this ending isn't very satisfying

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Reputation#26504189)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 5:28 PM
Author: cocky chocolate athletic conference

cr. gonna need some fucking, if only just the tip. cumshot on tits or even face. something for fuck sake.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Reputation#26504201)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 5:47 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle nubile dingle berry

it was written like some female soliloquy from the black and white movies where women are called dames.

it reminded me of this:

It's a topsy-turvy world, and maybe the problems of two people don't amount to a hill of beans. But this is our hill. And these are our beans!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Reputation#26504269)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 5:55 PM
Author: 180 Khaki Theater Stage Pozpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Reputation#26504300)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 5:31 PM
Author: snowy space codepig

gross man thats ur sister

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Reputation#26504212)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 5:45 PM
Author: drunken community account tank

did u fuck or not

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Reputation#26504256)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 6:02 PM
Author: Glittery Indian Lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Reputation#26504312)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 6:08 PM
Author: Vivacious Outnumbered Heaven Crotch

180

Sorry its come to an end like this brother but you were a trooper itt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Reputation#26504325)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 6:11 PM
Author: Glittery Indian Lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Reputation#26504336)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 6:15 PM
Author: domesticated ratface juggernaut

120. Shitty flame (no matter how good it starts, and this was 180) will henceforth be known as "sailing for the new world."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Reputation#26504346)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 6:25 PM
Author: low-t area tattoo

OP's flame was off to an incredible start, but he's going to lose a lot of points on the dismount.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Reputation#26504398)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 6:34 PM
Author: Swashbuckling haunting stock car

The big mistake was writing the friend out of the story. That had the potential to make thing far more complex and interesting.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Reputation#26504436)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 7:00 PM
Author:  onyx incel

Fuck all the haters bro this is a brilliant ending and in time it will be given its due.

A true 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Reputation#26504579)



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Date: November 21st, 2015 1:49 AM
Author:  dilemma kitty cat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Reputation#29224043)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 5:39 PM
Author: Honey-headed elastic band



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Reputation#49330102)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 7:30 PM
Author: garnet windowlicker regret

I like it. Good luck brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Reputation#26504689)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 9:05 PM
Author: Mewling degenerate

You're skadden farts or whoever that guy who wrote the shitlaw hell thing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Reputation#26505288)



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Date: October 13th, 2014 11:22 PM
Author: Aquamarine private investor

This is a great guess.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Reputation#26512423)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 9:15 PM
Author: Crystalline puppy

180, ty.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Reputation#26505357)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 9:41 PM
Author: red keepsake machete

brother. this is a solid thread. you have a legit talent for putting together a narrative. more Carver than McInerney, but for an amateur, this is absolute 180.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Reputation#26505500)



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Date: October 8th, 2016 9:47 AM
Author:  dopamine

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Reputation#31586951)



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Date: October 31st, 2016 2:21 PM
Author:  geriatric

This conclusion has aged surprisingly well

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Reputation#31767945)



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Date: October 9th, 2018 12:22 PM
Author:  dilemma kitty cat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Reputation#36990661)



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Date: October 11th, 2021 11:24 AM
Author: jet-lagged pisswyrm wrinkle

Flame or not, that is a luscious ass I’d pay $10K or more to lick for an hour

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Reputation#43254552)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 6:36 PM
Author: bespoke hairless

i liked it. the consequences of what happened to this man and his young lady are what is really important here. i see poetic genius in how the writer tied in the monumental changes he was undergoing to the events in the world at large, all while digesting heavy themes of fate, free will, and love.

if you want an incest stroke story, go to literotica or storiesonline.net.

the way the writer chose to end it is far more memorable than hearing about how amazingly intense their mutual orgasms were as they indulged in their primal draw to make babby in little sisters belly.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Reputation#26504444)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 7:05 PM
Author: Transparent weed whacker location

"A sometimes appallingly accurate view of today's world." Providence Journal-Bulletin.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Reputation#26504594)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 7:25 PM
Author: cruel-hearted abode

Anyone else notice that in the picture the sun is rising (or setting?) over her ass, like the pert round globe that doubters thought was flat?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Reputation#26504668)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 7:28 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle nubile dingle berry

love? he didn't know her

your flame is equally obvious to the op's. this whole thread is overrated except for the 120's given to the ending.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Reputation#26504683)



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Date: October 18th, 2014 8:43 PM
Author: arousing crackhouse

titc analysis

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Reputation#26544302)



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Date: October 9th, 2018 12:25 PM
Author:  dilemma kitty cat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Reputation#36990680)



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Date: October 12th, 2014 9:09 PM
Author: Thriller twisted trump supporter

well, op probably has my ip address, my ssn, and all my irl info, and tomorrow I'll appear on some list of pervert lawyers, but I guess it was worth it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Reputation#26505321)



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Date: October 13th, 2014 10:24 AM
Author: autistic step-uncle's house candlestick maker

A+++++

i come to this site for stupid-weird and thread delivered

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Reputation#26507722)



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Date: October 13th, 2014 10:27 AM
Author: wonderful principal's office

OP is Johnsmeyer. HTH. OP's moniker is the same phrase Johnsmeyer used in his deleted Twitter profile. Plus this is classic Johnsmeyer flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Reputation#26507734)



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Date: October 13th, 2014 10:31 AM
Author: Saffron library antidepressant drug

Also, you are the op, since op claimed to have come up with your moniker.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Reputation#26507746)



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Date: October 13th, 2014 12:49 PM
Author: wonderful principal's office

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Reputation#26508482)



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Date: October 27th, 2014 4:51 PM
Author: Glittery Indian Lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Reputation#26597580)



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Date: December 6th, 2014 11:08 AM
Author:  onyx incel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Reputation#26870960)



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Date: December 6th, 2014 11:12 AM
Author: Sexy school cafeteria cuckoldry

The total drop off of posting after the climax is really shocking. Like everyone needed at least a month of quiet reflection to digest the events that unfolded.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Reputation#26870979)



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Date: December 6th, 2014 11:14 AM
Author: emerald beady-eyed half-breed

no, I think people were just disillusioned by that point. This thread was like the Matrix trilogy - at first, it blew your mind and you couldn't stop thinking about it, but then as it progressed it ended in a complete shitshow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Reputation#26870989)



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Date: April 7th, 2015 12:22 AM
Author: Vivacious Outnumbered Heaven Crotch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Reputation#27637414)



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Date: April 11th, 2015 10:43 AM
Author: Transparent weed whacker location



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Reputation#27669956)



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Date: April 22nd, 2015 12:54 PM
Author:  rusted cuck

http://mic.com/articles/116094/these-long-lost-siblings-amazingly-reunited-over-tinder

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Reputation#27737048)



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Date: May 17th, 2015 6:33 PM
Author: Sienna Frozen Voyeur Whorehouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Reputation#27910458)



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Date: June 4th, 2015 11:38 PM
Author: Coral boiling water



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Reputation#28043046)



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Date: August 18th, 2015 12:45 PM
Author: Sexy school cafeteria cuckoldry

Not flame.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Reputation#28575862)



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Date: October 6th, 2015 11:14 AM
Author:  dead

update?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Reputation#28910271)



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Date: October 11th, 2015 11:47 AM
Author: Amethyst Idiot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Reputation#28945152)



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Date: October 11th, 2015 11:58 AM
Author:  onyx incel

How's the Columbus Day celebration looking this year?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Reputation#28945193)



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Date: October 12th, 2015 10:39 AM
Author:  coldplay fan



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Reputation#28951145)



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Date: October 12th, 2015 3:08 PM
Author: Gaped jap

Columbus day bump.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Reputation#28952263)



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Date: November 21st, 2015 12:39 AM
Author: fragrant mother ape

bump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Reputation#29223927)



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Date: November 25th, 2015 2:42 PM
Author:  cuckold

HAPPY THANKSGIVING!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Reputation#29251784)



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Date: December 24th, 2015 2:54 PM
Author: Vivacious Outnumbered Heaven Crotch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Reputation#29447209)



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Date: December 27th, 2015 1:08 AM
Author: Vivacious Outnumbered Heaven Crotch

Much better sistr thrras

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Reputation#29460236)



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Date: March 10th, 2016 6:33 PM
Author: Coral boiling water



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Reputation#30027707)



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Date: March 10th, 2016 6:35 PM
Author: 

the beginning of the degenerate era

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Reputation#30027721)



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Date: March 28th, 2016 10:04 PM
Author: mentally impaired queen of the night



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Reputation#30156360)



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Date: June 27th, 2016 7:51 PM
Author: Floppy twinkling resort old irish cottage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Reputation#30804651)



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Date: June 27th, 2016 7:54 PM
Author: Godawful out-of-control multi-billionaire

PotY 2014

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Reputation#30804670)



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Date: August 21st, 2016 8:53 PM
Author: wonderful principal's office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Reputation#31238170)



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Date: August 22nd, 2016 12:50 AM
Author:  fluffy scourge upon the earth national security agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Reputation#31240080)



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Date: August 22nd, 2016 12:54 AM
Author: Vivacious Outnumbered Heaven Crotch

god i still remember reading this thread as it was happening. amazing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Reputation#31240111)



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Date: September 13th, 2016 2:08 PM
Author: Opaque Quadroon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Reputation#31398074)



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Date: September 13th, 2016 2:08 PM
Author: sable depressive

fuck this was 2014 fuck fuck fuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Reputation#31398080)



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Date: September 13th, 2016 2:11 PM
Author:  French Chef

I;ve been here too long.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Reputation#31398112)



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Date: September 13th, 2016 2:12 PM
Author: sable depressive

this was like yesterday in my time on here and fuck me it was 2 years ago

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Reputation#31398118)



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Date: September 13th, 2016 2:12 PM
Author: Opaque Quadroon

reading it is in toto, i like how it develops over days with different set pieces (the dildo/stuffed animal, CFB)...it is self-contained and reads like a play with other poasters as the chorus

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Reputation#31398121)



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Date: September 13th, 2016 3:53 PM
Author: startled provocative fat ankles potus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Reputation#31398922)



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Date: September 13th, 2016 2:13 PM
Author: Opaque Quadroon

so who was the author, TBF?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Reputation#31398132)



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Date: September 13th, 2016 3:53 PM
Author: Arrogant Personal Credit Line

Game of ""

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Reputation#31398927)



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Date: September 13th, 2016 3:57 PM
Author: Opaque Quadroon

i remember but was he "his own dude" or a tbf alt?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Reputation#31398967)



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Date: September 13th, 2016 9:44 PM
Author: tan



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Reputation#31401436)



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Date: September 13th, 2016 9:56 PM
Author:  fluffy scourge upon the earth national security agency

the author is definitely tbtp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Reputation#31401520)



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Date: October 8th, 2016 9:13 AM
Author: Amethyst Idiot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Reputation#31586812)



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Date: October 8th, 2016 9:42 AM
Author: ultramarine greedy main people bbw

The most popular family at my high school had twins. Both very hot, one guy one girl. It recently came out that they were fucking all of high school, LJL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Reputation#31586925)



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Date: October 31st, 2016 2:25 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle nubile dingle berry

did they have a midget sibling, too?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Reputation#31767975)



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Date: October 8th, 2016 6:39 PM
Author: Costumed Carmine Friendly Grandma Rigor

:-)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Reputation#31591197)



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Date: October 31st, 2016 2:26 PM
Author: Vivacious Outnumbered Heaven Crotch

still GOAT POTUS thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Reputation#31767987)



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Date: October 31st, 2016 2:29 PM
Author: Costumed Carmine Friendly Grandma Rigor

The POTUS of XODUS

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Reputation#31768006)



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Date: October 31st, 2016 10:59 PM
Author:  hominid

you never know what could happen on that golden day that they call Columbus

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Reputation#31771970)



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Date: October 9th, 2018 12:30 PM
Author:  dilemma kitty cat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Reputation#36990701)



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Date: November 21st, 2016 12:04 PM
Author: 180 Khaki Theater Stage Pozpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Reputation#31961309)



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Date: January 10th, 2017 4:44 PM
Author: Vivacious Outnumbered Heaven Crotch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Reputation#32343499)



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Date: February 4th, 2017 7:04 PM
Author: Learning Disabled People Who Are Hurt Lettuce



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Reputation#32545952)



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Date: February 4th, 2017 7:04 PM
Author: 180 Khaki Theater Stage Pozpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Reputation#32545957)



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Date: February 4th, 2017 7:11 PM
Author: Costumed Carmine Friendly Grandma Rigor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Reputation#32545995)



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Date: February 4th, 2017 7:12 PM
Author: Maroon Masturbator

Most flawlessly executed flame I've ever seen

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Reputation#32546004)



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Date: February 4th, 2017 9:19 PM
Author: Costumed Carmine Friendly Grandma Rigor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Reputation#32546783)



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Date: February 4th, 2017 11:40 PM
Author: Costumed Carmine Friendly Grandma Rigor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Reputation#32547714)



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Date: February 5th, 2017 9:35 AM
Author:  hominid



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Reputation#32548870)



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Date: February 8th, 2017 12:53 PM
Author: Costumed Carmine Friendly Grandma Rigor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Reputation#32573656)



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Date: June 28th, 2017 8:31 PM
Author: Rambunctious apoplectic



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Reputation#33664076)



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Date: August 24th, 2017 8:33 PM
Author: 



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Reputation#34062570)



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Date: September 1st, 2017 3:14 PM
Author: walnut police squad organic girlfriend

San Fernando Neighborhood Council changes Columbus Day to Incest Day

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Reputation#34116947)



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Date: October 9th, 2017 2:46 PM
Author: ebony ladyboy

how has this not been bumped yet today

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Reputation#34401929)



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Date: October 9th, 2017 2:51 PM
Author: Maroon Masturbator

I can never remember the title keywords

ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Reputation#34401973)



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Date: October 9th, 2017 10:01 PM
Author: Mint shaky faggot firefighter

Columbus Day BUMP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Reputation#34404981)



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Date: December 18th, 2017 2:24 PM
Author: 

There should be a Christmas episode of this story.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Reputation#34949769)



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Date: January 6th, 2018 3:50 AM
Author: silver hissy fit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Reputation#35093674)



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Date: January 6th, 2018 3:52 AM
Author: spruce gunner nowag

Overrated literotica. Idk why ppl liked this flame so much

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Reputation#35093676)



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Date: February 6th, 2018 12:22 PM
Author: tan



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Reputation#35338428)



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Date: June 12th, 2018 6:16 PM
Author: cobalt range



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Reputation#36233122)



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Date: October 6th, 2018 10:49 PM
Author:  hominid

pre-columbus day bump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Reputation#36976356)



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Date: October 9th, 2018 9:53 AM
Author: walnut police squad organic girlfriend

4 year bump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Reputation#36989761)



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Date: October 9th, 2018 10:02 AM
Author: plum factory reset button

Happy Columbus Day!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Reputation#36989822)



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Date: October 17th, 2018 10:40 PM
Author: Umber racy field



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Reputation#37046584)



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Date: May 19th, 2019 12:13 PM
Author:  pearly karate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Reputation#38256413)



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Date: May 19th, 2019 3:22 PM
Author: anal spectacular pistol



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Reputation#38257003)



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Date: October 14th, 2019 9:59 AM
Author: cruel-hearted abode



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Reputation#38974406)



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Date: May 5th, 2020 12:41 PM
Author: Vivacious Outnumbered Heaven Crotch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Reputation#40152879)



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Date: June 28th, 2020 3:40 PM
Author: puce laser beams



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Reputation#40510638)



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Date: June 29th, 2020 7:52 PM
Author: splenetic sneaky criminal useless brakes



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Reputation#40518112)



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Date: July 10th, 2020 6:24 PM
Author: cruel-hearted abode



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Reputation#40582879)



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Date: October 10th, 2020 1:27 AM
Author: Titillating rehab sweet tailpipe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Reputation#41084600)



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Date: October 10th, 2020 1:46 AM
Author: chestnut medicated

Happy early Columbus Day to you too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Reputation#41084634)



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Date: October 10th, 2020 1:29 AM
Author: Lavender boltzmann

where are we on this?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Reputation#41084602)



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Date: February 17th, 2021 7:25 PM
Author:  yellow

TITCR

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Reputation#41963692)



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Date: October 8th, 2021 9:28 PM
Author: plum factory reset button



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Reputation#43244384)



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Date: February 17th, 2021 7:23 PM
Author: bonkers internet-worthy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Reputation#41963677)



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Date: October 11th, 2021 9:29 AM
Author: cruel-hearted abode



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Reputation#43254123)



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Date: October 11th, 2021 11:28 AM
Author: Odious sapphire round eye

So uh... anyone still have pics of the sister? original imgur link down.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Reputation#43254567)



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Date: October 11th, 2021 11:43 AM
Author: lake bearded

The ass pic is still up. I can't remember if I saw the original back in the day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Reputation#43254662)



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Date: October 11th, 2021 12:10 PM
Author: lake bearded

Anyone else feel like the OP should be doing an annual Columbus Day update (even if flame)?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Reputation#43254899)



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Date: October 7th, 2022 6:48 PM
Author: plum factory reset button



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Reputation#45297237)



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Date: December 2nd, 2021 6:12 AM
Author: Metal Aggressive



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Reputation#43544409)



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Date: October 7th, 2022 6:17 PM
Author: drab



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Reputation#45297068)



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Date: October 7th, 2022 6:17 PM
Author: useless yapping

fuck we missed Columbus Day

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Reputation#45297072)



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Date: October 7th, 2022 6:48 PM
Author: sable depressive

Man this makes me feel old

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Reputation#45297247)



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Date: October 10th, 2022 12:03 PM
Author: Lemon

Happy Columbus Day!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Reputation#45309119)



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Date: October 10th, 2022 12:15 PM
Author: Metal Aggressive



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Reputation#45309181)



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Date: October 13th, 2025 4:46 PM
Author:  house-broken



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Reputation#49346769)



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Date: November 23rd, 2022 4:32 PM
Author: Metal Aggressive

One of the best flame threads ever. I remember feeling like I was listening to the Orson Welles War of the World radio broadcast when it first came out. I imagine a team of MIT students with earbuds as if breaking a casino with Ed Thorpe jumping up and down & high-fiving after the final pic is poasted. Well fucking done.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Reputation#45536449)



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Date: May 6th, 2023 12:29 AM
Author: nofapping poppy azn property



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Reputation#46276193)



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Date: May 6th, 2023 12:20 AM
Author: 



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Reputation#46276167)



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Date: May 6th, 2023 12:21 AM
Author: Erotic Dull

Time flies

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Reputation#46276172)



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Date: May 6th, 2023 3:30 AM
Author: Gaped jap

This thread is a masterwork. Every time it gets bumped, it's like cleaning out your closet on a saturday afternoon and coming across your favorite old movie or video game and just quitting for the rest of the day to give it a runthrough.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Reputation#46276492)



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Date: October 9th, 2023 8:00 AM
Author: drab



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Reputation#46905907)



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Date: October 9th, 2023 8:04 AM
Author: useless yapping

best part of the flame is whoever edited OP to make it seem like this was 9 years ago

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Reputation#46905917)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 5:38 PM
Author: Floppy twinkling resort old irish cottage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Reputation#49330100)



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Date: October 9th, 2023 8:32 AM
Author:  mustard

My family celebrates this thread on Columbus Day. Me and sister giggle with each other about it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Reputation#46905960)



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Date: October 10th, 2023 12:23 AM
Author:  hominid



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Reputation#46911844)



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Date: October 20th, 2023 8:17 PM
Author: bright

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MuoBNKGt4TI

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Reputation#46962930)



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Date: October 20th, 2023 8:21 PM
Author:  hominid



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Reputation#46962948)



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Date: October 20th, 2023 8:27 PM
Author: Costumed Carmine Friendly Grandma Rigor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Reputation#46962972)



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Date: October 20th, 2023 8:18 PM
Author:  hot

DIAMOND HARD EVERY TIME

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Reputation#46962933)



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Date: October 20th, 2023 8:18 PM
Author: Metal Aggressive



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Reputation#46962936)



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Date: October 20th, 2023 8:42 PM
Author: plum factory reset button



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Reputation#46963013)



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Date: October 13th, 2024 4:39 PM
Author: Fishy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Reputation#48193545)



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Date: October 13th, 2024 4:41 PM
Author: 

I was thinking about this thread earlier today

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Reputation#48193551)



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Date: October 13th, 2024 7:23 PM
Author: Brass reading party

I wrote this TEN YEARS AGO

:/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Reputation#48194098)



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Date: October 13th, 2024 7:23 PM
Author: nofapping poppy azn property

good work, i remember this thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Reputation#48194099)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 5:27 PM
Author: Honey-headed elastic band

Almost that time of year again ⛵️

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Reputation#49330062)



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Date: October 13th, 2025 3:35 PM
Author: lake bearded

This is the first thing I think of when I hear it's Columbus Day

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Reputation#49346566)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 11:29 AM
Author: Jewish Male Menstruation in 17th Century



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2Reputation#49533771)