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Started lifting — is the StrongLifts app any good?

I’m starting from zero and basically sedentary other t...
sexy pervert
  05/04/24
DO YOUR FAHVS
heady walnut temple
  05/04/24
What’s a FAHV?
sexy pervert
  05/04/24
It stands for "five" in Mark Rippetoe's accent
heady walnut temple
  05/04/24
...
sexy pervert
  05/04/24
you should have 4-5 lifting "apps"
provocative heaven love of her life
  05/04/24
To answer your Q yes it's fine for a rank beginner, do it fo...
heady walnut temple
  05/04/24
lol @ bugmen "I need an app to lift weights"
Sadistic stirring senate international law enforcement agency
  05/04/24
I literally know nothing and just want better fitness, not t...
sexy pervert
  05/04/24
you need 8-10 apps to lift properly
provocative heaven love of her life
  05/04/24
That makes no sense. I just want one that says “ok las...
sexy pervert
  05/04/24
not all the apps are the same so you need as many as possibl...
provocative heaven love of her life
  05/04/24
Boost camp is a free app with 1,000 programs, you should dow...
heady walnut temple
  05/04/24
Just ask her what her other bf does and follow his program
Bonkers aggressive quadroon point
  05/04/24
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Insanely Creepy Parlour Deer Antler
  05/04/24
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Mischievous useless brakes
  05/04/24
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bright site
  05/04/24
Starting Strength by Mark Rippetoe
wild yapping chapel
  05/04/24
How old are you bud?
claret stag film
  05/04/24
Mid-40s. Did cardio-intensive sports when younger but never ...
sexy pervert
  05/04/24
Lol, it’s a lost cause bud. My advice is to do a deep ...
claret stag film
  05/04/24
I dunno, not particularly intense weightlifting has paid off...
sexy pervert
  05/05/24
can I maek it at 30?
big impertinent kitchen puppy
  05/05/24
Definitely. 38+ is where it gets difficult
claret stag film
  05/05/24
You should also take aspirin and funnel raw milk into your a...
bright site
  05/04/24
you can set up any routine in the app not just SL
Hilarious jap halford
  05/04/24
workouts should take 20-30 min max anything more than is ...
low-t aphrodisiac locus
  05/04/24
oh no, he's back to being retarded
Mischievous useless brakes
  05/04/24
it’s birdbrains like you who fall for the classes and ...
low-t aphrodisiac locus
  05/04/24
There's only so much you can work in a 30 min period. At som...
Mischievous useless brakes
  05/04/24
just lift heavier
low-t aphrodisiac locus
  05/04/24
(lifetime intermediate)
Mischievous useless brakes
  05/04/24
TDNW BTFO
erotic new version sanctuary
  05/05/24
...
heady walnut temple
  05/05/24
idk is this supposed to be an insult? what in OP suggests t...
Bonkers aggressive quadroon point
  05/05/24
read the subthread again, ceci n'est pas un sportif tp
Mischievous useless brakes
  05/05/24
for every smarmy comment ITT i'm downloading one (1) additio...
Bonkers aggressive quadroon point
  05/05/24
Good. Then we shall record on the SD card.
Mischievous useless brakes
  05/05/24
...
Insanely Creepy Parlour Deer Antler
  05/05/24
guess we figured out why you aren’t fighting for Ukrai...
startled boyish theater stage
  05/04/24
Cr if you do it right. Hitting failure is what matters, not ...
ruddy laughsome university persian
  05/05/24
ty lol @ FK and her simps spouting off with nonsense
low-t aphrodisiac locus
  05/05/24
Anything other than "lift heavy shit to failure" i...
ruddy laughsome university persian
  05/05/24
Is total ignorance of sports science related to TDNW's russo...
Mischievous useless brakes
  05/05/24
(((sports science))) the best books about fitness were wr...
low-t aphrodisiac locus
  05/05/24
Not getting into Russia. The science says hitting failure is...
ruddy laughsome university persian
  05/05/24
The "science" also extols periodization, which is ...
Mischievous useless brakes
  05/05/24
Nothing lazy about lifting heavy shit until you drop
ruddy laughsome university persian
  05/05/24
What does that even entail in terms of sets and volume?
Mischievous useless brakes
  05/05/24
You vary that of course, like you said. Not disagreeing with...
ruddy laughsome university persian
  05/05/24
Take that up with TDNW, who thinks you can fit a complete pr...
Mischievous useless brakes
  05/05/24
To be fair, there are some (Kevin Levrone was one, I believe...
grizzly toaster codepig
  05/05/24
There is something to working up to sport-specific max inten...
Mischievous useless brakes
  05/05/24
I think most people ignore the enhancement side of things an...
grizzly toaster codepig
  05/05/24
I probably put in 30 minutes of pure poasting when I'm at th...
ruddy laughsome university persian
  05/05/24
Keep it simple + put in [real] effort is all that's needed f...
grizzly toaster codepig
  05/05/24
...
ruddy laughsome university persian
  05/05/24
I'm a fan of Westside's conjugated periodization, but it's n...
grizzly toaster codepig
  05/05/24
dumbed down, says the pan faced cankled gook who thinks musc...
low-t aphrodisiac locus
  05/05/24
Yeah, they had Instagram in the Soviet Union
Mischievous useless brakes
  05/05/24
DESCRIBE her ass, asshold, and cans.
cordovan lodge
  05/04/24
Barely put on weight after multiple kids, the weight trainin...
sexy pervert
  05/04/24
Strong Lifts is a great entry level program. Do it for six ...
Violent geriatric electric furnace macaca
  05/04/24
App is great. Program will change your life just go slow and...
startled boyish theater stage
  05/04/24
You came to the right place to ask weightlifting questions
claret stag film
  05/04/24
day 1: bench press, incline press, flies day 2: squat, l...
Domesticated main people
  05/04/24
If you need an "app" to start lifting weights in m...
grizzly toaster codepig
  05/05/24
But samoth, that would require *gasp* effort! That's the one...
grizzly toaster codepig
  05/05/24
very cool
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  05/05/24
Thanks, little bro.
grizzly toaster codepig
  05/05/24
I could eat you, faggot
Supple iridescent hissy fit
  05/05/24
Thanks, little guy, but I doubt you're my type. Feel free...
grizzly toaster codepig
  05/05/24
link to your "actual contribution", you fuming hom...
Supple iridescent hissy fit
  05/05/24
While I appreciate your efforts in finding a way to bring up...
grizzly toaster codepig
  05/05/24
wow you're really gay
Supple iridescent hissy fit
  05/05/24
Okay, thanks anyway, little guy. I'll let you have the la...
grizzly toaster codepig
  05/05/24
Squatting to collapse is perfect for a new 40YO lifter (Thi...
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  06/24/24
yeah its solid. do that for 3-4 months and then do a Push pu...
Titillating range indirect expression
  05/05/24
100% agree
heady walnut temple
  05/05/24
Ok after like 6 weeks of this I have… GAINED 5 pounds...
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  06/24/24
Why so sure? It would be very normal for somebody lifting he...
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  06/24/24
Ok, fair. I’m gonna keep with it of course, just hopin...
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Date: May 4th, 2024 12:16 PM
Author: sexy pervert

I’m starting from zero and basically sedentary other than walking the dog and running through airports.

My wife swears by StrongLifts and has used it for several months now. She was always in pretty good shape (way better than me), but now is even slimmer with a tighter butt.

I used it today and it seemed ok. But I know nothing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525014&forum_id=2Reputation#47634556)



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Date: May 4th, 2024 12:20 PM
Author: heady walnut temple

DO YOUR FAHVS

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525014&forum_id=2Reputation#47634571)



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Date: May 4th, 2024 1:38 PM
Author: sexy pervert

What’s a FAHV?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525014&forum_id=2Reputation#47634827)



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Date: May 4th, 2024 2:15 PM
Author: heady walnut temple

It stands for "five" in Mark Rippetoe's accent

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525014&forum_id=2Reputation#47634910)



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Date: May 4th, 2024 10:26 PM
Author: sexy pervert



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525014&forum_id=2Reputation#47635946)



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Date: May 4th, 2024 12:21 PM
Author: provocative heaven love of her life

you should have 4-5 lifting "apps"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525014&forum_id=2Reputation#47634576)



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Date: May 4th, 2024 12:24 PM
Author: heady walnut temple

To answer your Q yes it's fine for a rank beginner, do it for 16 weeks then do something else

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525014&forum_id=2Reputation#47634588)



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Date: May 4th, 2024 1:46 PM
Author: Sadistic stirring senate international law enforcement agency

lol @ bugmen

"I need an app to lift weights"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525014&forum_id=2Reputation#47634851)



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Date: May 4th, 2024 1:48 PM
Author: sexy pervert

I literally know nothing and just want better fitness, not to put on a show at Pounders.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525014&forum_id=2Reputation#47634855)



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Date: May 4th, 2024 1:50 PM
Author: provocative heaven love of her life

you need 8-10 apps to lift properly

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525014&forum_id=2Reputation#47634859)



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Date: May 4th, 2024 1:55 PM
Author: sexy pervert

That makes no sense. I just want one that says “ok last time you did this, now this time it’s reasonable to do this”.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525014&forum_id=2Reputation#47634867)



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Date: May 4th, 2024 1:56 PM
Author: provocative heaven love of her life

not all the apps are the same so you need as many as possible to get the best idea of what to do next

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525014&forum_id=2Reputation#47634870)



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Date: May 4th, 2024 2:17 PM
Author: heady walnut temple

Boost camp is a free app with 1,000 programs, you should download it after 16 weeks of starting strength.

Base strength.ai is a new app from Alex Bromley that uses ai to coach your progress. It may be shit but its a cool idea.

The RP hypertrophy app is a paid option to do the same thing that is very sophisticated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525014&forum_id=2Reputation#47634917)



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Date: May 4th, 2024 2:07 PM
Author: Bonkers aggressive quadroon point

Just ask her what her other bf does and follow his program

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525014&forum_id=2Reputation#47634885)



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Date: May 4th, 2024 2:07 PM
Author: Insanely Creepy Parlour Deer Antler



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525014&forum_id=2Reputation#47634888)



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Date: May 4th, 2024 2:26 PM
Author: Mischievous useless brakes



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525014&forum_id=2Reputation#47634944)



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Date: May 4th, 2024 7:00 PM
Author: bright site



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525014&forum_id=2Reputation#47635528)



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Date: May 4th, 2024 6:09 PM
Author: wild yapping chapel

Starting Strength by Mark Rippetoe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525014&forum_id=2Reputation#47635385)



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Date: May 4th, 2024 6:17 PM
Author: claret stag film

How old are you bud?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525014&forum_id=2Reputation#47635408)



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Date: May 4th, 2024 10:26 PM
Author: sexy pervert

Mid-40s. Did cardio-intensive sports when younger but never anything involving weights.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525014&forum_id=2Reputation#47635942)



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Date: May 4th, 2024 11:07 PM
Author: claret stag film

Lol, it’s a lost cause bud. My advice is to do a deep dive into pickleball.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525014&forum_id=2Reputation#47636078)



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Date: May 5th, 2024 8:38 AM
Author: sexy pervert

I dunno, not particularly intense weightlifting has paid off big for my wife.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525014&forum_id=2Reputation#47636588)



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Date: May 5th, 2024 4:25 PM
Author: big impertinent kitchen puppy

can I maek it at 30?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525014&forum_id=2Reputation#47637728)



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Date: May 5th, 2024 4:47 PM
Author: claret stag film

Definitely. 38+ is where it gets difficult

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525014&forum_id=2Reputation#47637796)



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Date: May 4th, 2024 6:38 PM
Author: bright site

You should also take aspirin and funnel raw milk into your asshole

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525014&forum_id=2Reputation#47635489)



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Date: May 4th, 2024 6:52 PM
Author: Hilarious jap halford

you can set up any routine in the app not just SL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525014&forum_id=2Reputation#47635519)



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Date: May 4th, 2024 6:54 PM
Author: low-t aphrodisiac locus

workouts should take 20-30 min max

anything more than is (((trainer))) scams and one step shy of masturbation

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525014&forum_id=2Reputation#47635522)



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Date: May 4th, 2024 9:06 PM
Author: Mischievous useless brakes

oh no, he's back to being retarded

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525014&forum_id=2Reputation#47635799)



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Date: May 4th, 2024 9:10 PM
Author: low-t aphrodisiac locus

it’s birdbrains like you who fall for the classes and all that nonsense

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525014&forum_id=2Reputation#47635813)



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Date: May 4th, 2024 9:15 PM
Author: Mischievous useless brakes

There's only so much you can work in a 30 min period. At some point you need to train more than 1.5hr a week

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525014&forum_id=2Reputation#47635823)



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Date: May 4th, 2024 9:18 PM
Author: low-t aphrodisiac locus

just lift heavier

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525014&forum_id=2Reputation#47635830)



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Date: May 4th, 2024 9:22 PM
Author: Mischievous useless brakes

(lifetime intermediate)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525014&forum_id=2Reputation#47635838)



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Date: May 5th, 2024 8:26 AM
Author: erotic new version sanctuary

TDNW BTFO

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525014&forum_id=2Reputation#47636574)



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Date: May 5th, 2024 9:39 AM
Author: heady walnut temple



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525014&forum_id=2Reputation#47636674)



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Date: May 5th, 2024 10:32 AM
Author: Bonkers aggressive quadroon point

idk is this supposed to be an insult? what in OP suggests that his goal is to participate in weightlifting competitions

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525014&forum_id=2Reputation#47636797)



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Date: May 5th, 2024 10:50 AM
Author: Mischievous useless brakes

read the subthread again, ceci n'est pas un sportif tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525014&forum_id=2Reputation#47636849)



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Date: May 5th, 2024 3:54 PM
Author: Bonkers aggressive quadroon point

for every smarmy comment ITT i'm downloading one (1) additional weightlifting app

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525014&forum_id=2Reputation#47637628)



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Date: May 5th, 2024 3:56 PM
Author: Mischievous useless brakes

Good. Then we shall record on the SD card.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525014&forum_id=2Reputation#47637637)



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Date: May 5th, 2024 11:05 AM
Author: Insanely Creepy Parlour Deer Antler



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525014&forum_id=2Reputation#47636880)



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Date: May 4th, 2024 9:15 PM
Author: startled boyish theater stage

guess we figured out why you aren’t fighting for Ukraine

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525014&forum_id=2Reputation#47635825)



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Date: May 5th, 2024 10:57 AM
Author: ruddy laughsome university persian

Cr if you do it right. Hitting failure is what matters, not time spent in gym.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525014&forum_id=2Reputation#47636859)



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Date: May 5th, 2024 1:43 PM
Author: low-t aphrodisiac locus

ty

lol @ FK and her simps spouting off with nonsense

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525014&forum_id=2Reputation#47637255)



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Date: May 5th, 2024 2:59 PM
Author: ruddy laughsome university persian

Anything other than "lift heavy shit to failure" is bad advice or of marginal benefit at best. Outside the gym just eat lots of creatine and protein and try to sleep 9 hours. That's literally it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525014&forum_id=2Reputation#47637452)



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Date: May 5th, 2024 3:07 PM
Author: Mischievous useless brakes

Is total ignorance of sports science related to TDNW's russophobia?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525014&forum_id=2Reputation#47637480)



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Date: May 5th, 2024 3:33 PM
Author: low-t aphrodisiac locus

(((sports science)))

the best books about fitness were written 100 years ago

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525014&forum_id=2Reputation#47637559)



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Date: May 5th, 2024 3:55 PM
Author: ruddy laughsome university persian

Not getting into Russia. The science says hitting failure is what stimulates growth, not time. For weight training at least.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525014&forum_id=2Reputation#47637634)



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Date: May 5th, 2024 4:00 PM
Author: Mischievous useless brakes

The "science" also extols periodization, which is incompatible with your dumbed-down view of sports that allows you to be lazy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525014&forum_id=2Reputation#47637649)



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Date: May 5th, 2024 4:00 PM
Author: ruddy laughsome university persian

Nothing lazy about lifting heavy shit until you drop

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525014&forum_id=2Reputation#47637653)



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Date: May 5th, 2024 4:02 PM
Author: Mischievous useless brakes

What does that even entail in terms of sets and volume?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525014&forum_id=2Reputation#47637661)



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Date: May 5th, 2024 4:04 PM
Author: ruddy laughsome university persian

You vary that of course, like you said. Not disagreeing with that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525014&forum_id=2Reputation#47637666)



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Date: May 5th, 2024 4:06 PM
Author: Mischievous useless brakes

Take that up with TDNW, who thinks you can fit a complete program into 30min a day

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525014&forum_id=2Reputation#47637672)



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Date: May 5th, 2024 4:11 PM
Author: grizzly toaster codepig

To be fair, there are some (Kevin Levrone was one, I believe) who swear by that. If it works for an individual & their genetics (which would be 1:X0000000), then there's nothing wrong with it.

The issue is that people take these articles or interviews with pro BBers as gospel and insist there's some awesome secret because it worked for some genetic freak of nature on 25g/week of test.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525014&forum_id=2Reputation#47637689)



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Date: May 5th, 2024 4:14 PM
Author: Mischievous useless brakes

There is something to working up to sport-specific max intensity as quickly as possible, but Bulgarians and Kazakhs did this multiple times a day and on enough drugs to clog your kidneys

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525014&forum_id=2Reputation#47637696)



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Date: May 5th, 2024 4:23 PM
Author: grizzly toaster codepig

I think most people ignore the enhancement side of things and just look at others' routines, from which they draw the conclusions they want.

And there are a lot of people like Momo who went way beyond merely clogging their kidneys. We don't hear about the vast majority of these individuals.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525014&forum_id=2Reputation#47637722)



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Date: May 5th, 2024 4:16 PM
Author: ruddy laughsome university persian

I probably put in 30 minutes of pure poasting when I'm at the gym so it's not for me. But in 30 minutes you could do enough deadlift and squats that you couldn't use the stairs on the way out. For OP I'd suggest not even worrying about time. Just work out until you know you're gonna be sore tomorrow. Keep it simple.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525014&forum_id=2Reputation#47637701)



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Date: May 5th, 2024 4:28 PM
Author: grizzly toaster codepig

Keep it simple + put in [real] effort is all that's needed for anyone that's not looking to step on stage.

However, those two things aren't marketable, so you never see them espoused.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525014&forum_id=2Reputation#47637736)



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Date: May 5th, 2024 4:29 PM
Author: ruddy laughsome university persian



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525014&forum_id=2Reputation#47637740)



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Date: May 5th, 2024 4:03 PM
Author: grizzly toaster codepig

I'm a fan of Westside's conjugated periodization, but it's not for non-enhanced or middle-age laypeople.

That said, its simplicity & upper/lower body breakdown is probably better for beginners than the weird hit-every-muscle-group-in-seven-days stuff.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525014&forum_id=2Reputation#47637663)



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Date: May 5th, 2024 4:20 PM
Author: low-t aphrodisiac locus

dumbed down, says the pan faced cankled gook who thinks muscled guys only appeared after fag gym nuts started posting on IG

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525014&forum_id=2Reputation#47637709)



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Date: May 5th, 2024 4:26 PM
Author: Mischievous useless brakes

Yeah, they had Instagram in the Soviet Union

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525014&forum_id=2Reputation#47637733)



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Date: May 4th, 2024 8:18 PM
Author: cordovan lodge

DESCRIBE her ass, asshold, and cans.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525014&forum_id=2Reputation#47635690)



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Date: May 4th, 2024 10:31 PM
Author: sexy pervert

Barely put on weight after multiple kids, the weight training she’s been doing has mostly just added tone and tightness.

C-cup boobs that are kind of wasted on me because I’m an ass man.

Increasingly firm, round butt, which I love. She loves reverse cowgirl, I think because I am so enthusiastic about it. Wish she let me spank her more often.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525014&forum_id=2Reputation#47635972)



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Date: May 4th, 2024 8:57 PM
Author: Violent geriatric electric furnace macaca

Strong Lifts is a great entry level program. Do it for six months.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525014&forum_id=2Reputation#47635774)



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Date: May 4th, 2024 9:16 PM
Author: startled boyish theater stage

App is great. Program will change your life just go slow and get technique right.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525014&forum_id=2Reputation#47635826)



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Date: May 4th, 2024 10:04 PM
Author: claret stag film

You came to the right place to ask weightlifting questions

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525014&forum_id=2Reputation#47635891)



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Date: May 4th, 2024 10:31 PM
Author: Domesticated main people

day 1: bench press, incline press, flies

day 2: squat, lunge

day 3: pull ups, standing row

day 4: deadlift, farmer walk

day 5: overhead press, lat raises

day 6: arms (optional)

day 7: rest

try to add weight as often as you can

eat a lot and eat healthy, sleep a lot

There are probably a million ways to do the above better, but Im also a dumb middle aged guy and the above seems to work for me.

Best advice: Spend a thousand or so and get a squat rack, bench, bar, plates, and some dumbbells. You'll spend the same for gym membership anyway, so just spend it upfront and save the 40 minute roundtrip commute. You can do all of this at ~30m a day

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Date: May 5th, 2024 12:01 PM
Author: grizzly toaster codepig

If you need an "app" to start lifting weights in middle age, you've already failed.

There's nothing to "start." You walk into the rack and squat. You're done when you collapse.

No posting.

No discussion.

No debate.

No pictures.

Just fucking squat.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525014&forum_id=2Reputation#47637015)



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Date: May 5th, 2024 3:57 PM
Author: grizzly toaster codepig

But samoth, that would require *gasp* effort! That's the one thing I simply cannot give.

Please provide apps, subscriptions, and extremely complex 7-day full-body workout routines [(c) Flex Magazine 1994] that I will absolutely fail to follow. Additionally, please provide a list of overpriced supplements with the best placebo effects on the market.

I'll pay whatever it takes so long as I don't have to put in effort!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525014&forum_id=2Reputation#47637640)



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Date: May 5th, 2024 4:12 PM
Author: Supple iridescent hissy fit

very cool

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Date: May 5th, 2024 4:18 PM
Author: grizzly toaster codepig

Thanks, little bro.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525014&forum_id=2Reputation#47637702)



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Date: May 5th, 2024 4:21 PM
Author: Supple iridescent hissy fit

I could eat you, faggot

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Date: May 5th, 2024 4:25 PM
Author: grizzly toaster codepig

Thanks, little guy, but I doubt you're my type.

Feel free to make an actual contribution to this thread, though.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525014&forum_id=2Reputation#47637726)



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Date: May 5th, 2024 4:29 PM
Author: Supple iridescent hissy fit

link to your "actual contribution", you fuming homo?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525014&forum_id=2Reputation#47637739)



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Date: May 5th, 2024 4:39 PM
Author: grizzly toaster codepig

While I appreciate your efforts in finding a way to bring up homosexuality in all of your posts, I would prefer to see something about working out ITT. Opinions, preferences, experiences... whatever you'd like to share :)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525014&forum_id=2Reputation#47637764)



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Date: May 5th, 2024 4:46 PM
Author: Supple iridescent hissy fit

wow you're really gay

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Date: May 5th, 2024 4:51 PM
Author: grizzly toaster codepig

Okay, thanks anyway, little guy.

I'll let you have the last word after this, as it's about time for me to hit the fucking gym :)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525014&forum_id=2Reputation#47637807)



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Date: May 5th, 2024 4:29 PM
Author: Bisexual gay kitty property

Squatting to collapse is perfect for a new 40YO lifter

(This post sponsored by your local spinal surgeon)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525014&forum_id=2Reputation#47637741)



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Date: June 24th, 2024 9:45 AM
Author: .,..,.,,.,.,..,.,.,.,..,..,..,.,..,,.,.,.,.




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Date: May 5th, 2024 12:04 PM
Author: Titillating range indirect expression

yeah its solid. do that for 3-4 months and then do a Push pull legs routine

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Date: May 5th, 2024 2:16 PM
Author: heady walnut temple

100% agree

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Date: June 24th, 2024 9:41 AM
Author: .,..,.,,.,.,..,.,.,.,..,..,..,.,..,,.,.,.,.


Ok after like 6 weeks of this I have… GAINED 5 pounds. I’m sure that can’t be muscle. What gives?

I don’t think I’m eating any differently. Wife cooks Mediterranean diet basically.

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Date: June 24th, 2024 9:55 AM
Author: :;:;;;:;:;;;:;:;:;:;

Why so sure? It would be very normal for somebody lifting heavy for the first time to put on significant muscle quickly.

If your goal is to lose weight, up your protein intake and decrease everything else. Since you’re a new lifter and talking about losing weight, even in a deficit I think you’d continue to accrue meaningful muscle mass while shedding fat.

As you approach goal weight that will stop happening and you’ll need to think about the next level of training and diet to see further gains.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525014&forum_id=2Reputation#47773461)



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Date: June 26th, 2024 3:49 PM
Author: .,..,.,,.,.,..,.,.,.,..,..,..,.,..,,.,.,.,.


Ok, fair. I’m gonna keep with it of course, just hoping I don’t somehow become more of a fatass.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525014&forum_id=2Reputation#47779935)