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Trump: "Open the Fuckin’ Strait. Praise be to Allah"

LoL he's totally furked Tuesday will be Power Plant Day...
titillating alcoholic cumskin
  04/05/26
Open the fucking strait you crazy bastards.
Offensive Native Macaca
  04/05/26
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topaz ratface feces
  04/05/26
No, Birdshit
titillating alcoholic cumskin
  04/05/26
Trumps only negotiating posture is endless threatening shit ...
titillating alcoholic cumskin
  04/05/26
It's going to work. Just wait.
Offensive Native Macaca
  04/05/26
No it will not, he forgot to use ALL CAPS
Frozen Ruby Round Eye Mental Disorder
  04/05/26
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vivacious doobsian hell pozpig
  04/05/26
Lol
impressive startled boiling water
  04/05/26
how can u not love this man? the Madness of King Trump
Slap-happy location
  04/05/26
imagine if kamala said this
titillating alcoholic cumskin
  04/05/26
ever since I saw DJT rise from the dead on July 13, 2024-- I...
Slap-happy location
  04/05/26
...
Offensive Native Macaca
  04/05/26
whens he gonna hit the interim ayatollah w/ dat im gay
heady fantasy-prone athletic conference field
  04/05/26
wait two weeks
topaz ratface feces
  04/05/26
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Slimy house-broken sanctuary
  04/06/26
lmao. i believe there is a US global oil dominance plan. ...
Odious fat ankles site
  04/05/26
Nice use of "this isn't x, it's y" but needs to be...
maroon infuriating depressive
  04/05/26
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big-titted self-centered forum
  04/05/26
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Razzle degenerate french chef
  04/05/26
Putin watching this and wondering why he didn't go all out o...
light sticky dilemma telephone
  04/05/26
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pearly chad stag film
  04/05/26
rofl if u think Putin is thinking that he's legit 130 IQ and...
titillating alcoholic cumskin
  04/05/26
what? try writing in english now?
light sticky dilemma telephone
  04/05/26
Are men too emotional to be president?
Abusive Rigpig Shrine
  04/05/26
Legitimately one of the most hilarious inappropriate things ...
Poppy library personal credit line
  04/05/26
Yes, on Easter no less. Funny how even 11 years in he still ...
cerise dopamine rehab
  04/05/26
this is what we voted for amirite?
garnet misanthropic hospital
  04/05/26
yes, goyim, yes you did
smoky shivering property
  04/06/26
Glad you found it funny Jew
bearded fuchsia step-uncle's house dysfunction
  04/05/26
You didn’t think it was funny? Loser tell
Poppy library personal credit line
  04/05/26
He could fully redeem himself by bombing Israel instead. He ...
garnet misanthropic hospital
  04/05/26
Just final confirmation that he’s an irredeemable piec...
bearded fuchsia step-uncle's house dysfunction
  04/05/26
Another brown chatgpt post. This isn't a coincidence. It's a...
big-titted self-centered forum
  04/05/26
...
Offensive Native Macaca
  04/05/26
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Peach adventurous lodge gay wizard
  04/05/26
We can open it any time we'd like, actually. It's not actua...
Abusive Rigpig Shrine
  04/05/26
Lmao, cr What a pathetic pussy, the whole world is laughi...
bearded fuchsia step-uncle's house dysfunction
  04/05/26
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vivacious doobsian hell pozpig
  04/05/26
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vivacious doobsian hell pozpig
  04/05/26
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Sick Henna Legend Orchestra Pit
  04/05/26
Blah blah blah my prophet molested a 9 year old blah blah bl...
Sick Henna Legend Orchestra Pit
  04/05/26
Open the fucken strait brah.
Embarrassed To The Bone Garrison
  04/05/26
...
Offensive Native Macaca
  04/05/26
...
Frozen Ruby Round Eye Mental Disorder
  04/06/26
crazy theory: an Iranian negotiator said mockingly that &quo...
Pale 180 school cafeteria old irish cottage
  04/05/26
Iran shld say they will open one island in the Strait in hon...
titillating alcoholic cumskin
  04/05/26
On this glorious Easter I will be doing Israel's bidding so ...
Abusive Rigpig Shrine
  04/05/26
...
bearded fuchsia step-uncle's house dysfunction
  04/05/26
...
motley knife
  04/06/26
Pls respond
Twisted Menage
  04/06/26
Is this related? https://x.com/osint613/status/2040831941...
Frozen Ruby Round Eye Mental Disorder
  04/06/26
Allah works in mysterious ways, doesnt he Trumpkins?
titillating alcoholic cumskin
  04/12/26


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Date: April 5th, 2026 10:16 AM
Author: titillating alcoholic cumskin

LoL he's totally furked

Tuesday will be Power Plant Day, and Bridge Day, all wrapped up in one, in Iran. There will be nothing like it!!! Open the Fuckin' Strait, you crazy bastards, or you'll be living in Hell.

https://x.com/i/status/2040763128657371585

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2Reputation#49795178)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 10:17 AM
Author: Offensive Native Macaca

Open the fucking strait you crazy bastards.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2Reputation#49795180)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 10:22 AM
Author: topaz ratface feces



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2Reputation#49795194)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 10:23 AM
Author: titillating alcoholic cumskin

No, Birdshit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2Reputation#49795197)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 10:24 AM
Author: titillating alcoholic cumskin

Trumps only negotiating posture is endless threatening shit as if everyone will just give in... It's childish and lolzy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2Reputation#49795200)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 10:56 AM
Author: Offensive Native Macaca

It's going to work. Just wait.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2Reputation#49795265)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 9:36 PM
Author: Frozen Ruby Round Eye Mental Disorder

No it will not, he forgot to use ALL CAPS

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2Reputation#49796535)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 9:37 PM
Author: vivacious doobsian hell pozpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2Reputation#49796537)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 10:44 AM
Author: impressive startled boiling water

Lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2Reputation#49795246)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 10:58 AM
Author: Slap-happy location

how can u not love this man? the Madness of King Trump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2Reputation#49795268)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 11:07 AM
Author: titillating alcoholic cumskin

imagine if kamala said this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2Reputation#49795280)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 11:09 AM
Author: Slap-happy location

ever since I saw DJT rise from the dead on July 13, 2024-- I knew God was on his side

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2Reputation#49795281)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 11:10 AM
Author: Offensive Native Macaca



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2Reputation#49795282)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 11:11 AM
Author: heady fantasy-prone athletic conference field

whens he gonna hit the interim ayatollah w/ dat im gay

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2Reputation#49795286)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 11:14 AM
Author: topaz ratface feces

wait two weeks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2Reputation#49795293)



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Date: April 6th, 2026 2:00 PM
Author: Slimy house-broken sanctuary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2Reputation#49797946)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 11:13 AM
Author: Odious fat ankles site

lmao. i believe there is a US global oil dominance plan.

watch: within a year US will threaten the straits of malacca.

panama, venezuela, hormuz. one is just a headline. three is a pattern forming.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2Reputation#49795292)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 11:39 AM
Author: maroon infuriating depressive

Nice use of "this isn't x, it's y" but needs to be longer and browner overall

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2Reputation#49795328)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 11:41 AM
Author: big-titted self-centered forum



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2Reputation#49795332)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 11:18 AM
Author: Razzle degenerate french chef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2Reputation#49795297)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 11:23 AM
Author: light sticky dilemma telephone

Putin watching this and wondering why he didn't go all out on Ukrainian infrastructure - the right wingers in Russia have been pushing for this for 4 years, Putin deemed "too liberal" and holding back too much by the right there

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2Reputation#49795305)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 11:25 AM
Author: pearly chad stag film



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2Reputation#49795307)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 1:10 PM
Author: titillating alcoholic cumskin

rofl if u think Putin is thinking that he's legit 130 IQ and thinking things thru long term. Trump is a literal furking manchild 70 IQ if that who cannot think past his next BigMac

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2Reputation#49795524)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 2:53 PM
Author: light sticky dilemma telephone

what? try writing in english now?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2Reputation#49795776)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 11:43 AM
Author: Abusive Rigpig Shrine

Are men too emotional to be president?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2Reputation#49795336)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 12:10 PM
Author: Poppy library personal credit line

Legitimately one of the most hilarious inappropriate things he’s ever said

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2Reputation#49795408)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 12:53 PM
Author: cerise dopamine rehab

Yes, on Easter no less. Funny how even 11 years in he still has the ability to make me question whether his post is real or not

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2Reputation#49795487)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 1:11 PM
Author: garnet misanthropic hospital

this is what we voted for amirite?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2Reputation#49795530)



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Date: April 6th, 2026 1:47 AM
Author: smoky shivering property

yes, goyim, yes you did

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2Reputation#49796926)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 1:18 PM
Author: bearded fuchsia step-uncle's house dysfunction

Glad you found it funny Jew

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2Reputation#49795564)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 1:36 PM
Author: Poppy library personal credit line

You didn’t think it was funny? Loser tell

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2Reputation#49795633)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 1:12 PM
Author: garnet misanthropic hospital

He could fully redeem himself by bombing Israel instead. He won’t but he would go down in history as a Lincoln-like figure if he did

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2Reputation#49795533)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 1:16 PM
Author: bearded fuchsia step-uncle's house dysfunction

Just final confirmation that he’s an irredeemable piece of shit.

Didn’t he say we didn’t need the Strait?

The guy is not only crazy, he is completely senile. Never thought we’d cum to miss Joe Biden.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2Reputation#49795556)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 1:33 PM
Author: big-titted self-centered forum

Another brown chatgpt post. This isn't a coincidence. It's a trend.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2Reputation#49795618)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 1:34 PM
Author: Offensive Native Macaca



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2Reputation#49795622)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 1:40 PM
Author: Peach adventurous lodge gay wizard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2Reputation#49795641)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 1:47 PM
Author: Abusive Rigpig Shrine

We can open it any time we'd like, actually.

It's not actually closed, who would like us to escort you through it?

OK maybe it's closed, which of our international friends wants to help us open it?

OK you better open it up now or else.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2Reputation#49795652)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 6:09 PM
Author: bearded fuchsia step-uncle's house dysfunction

Lmao, cr

What a pathetic pussy, the whole world is laughing at him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2Reputation#49796079)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 9:38 PM
Author: vivacious doobsian hell pozpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2Reputation#49796543)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 9:38 PM
Author: vivacious doobsian hell pozpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2Reputation#49796542)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 2:24 PM
Author: Sick Henna Legend Orchestra Pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2Reputation#49795718)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 2:25 PM
Author: Sick Henna Legend Orchestra Pit

Blah blah blah my prophet molested a 9 year old blah blah blah

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2Reputation#49795719)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 1:32 PM
Author: Embarrassed To The Bone Garrison

Open the fucken strait brah.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2Reputation#49795615)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 8:29 PM
Author: Offensive Native Macaca



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2Reputation#49796384)



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Date: April 6th, 2026 1:52 PM
Author: Frozen Ruby Round Eye Mental Disorder



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2Reputation#49797930)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 1:52 PM
Author: Pale 180 school cafeteria old irish cottage

crazy theory: an Iranian negotiator said mockingly that "we will open the Strait of Hormuz the day that Trump praises Allah!" and Trump is trolling them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2Reputation#49795664)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 2:27 PM
Author: titillating alcoholic cumskin

Iran shld say they will open one island in the Strait in honor of Trump's peace making. The island will be renamed Epstein island

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2Reputation#49795721)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 2:34 PM
Author: Abusive Rigpig Shrine

On this glorious Easter I will be doing Israel's bidding so they won't expose me a kiddy rapist. Allahu Akbar!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2Reputation#49795730)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 6:09 PM
Author: bearded fuchsia step-uncle's house dysfunction



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2Reputation#49796080)



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Date: April 6th, 2026 3:00 PM
Author: motley knife



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2Reputation#49798055)



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Date: April 6th, 2026 1:24 AM
Author: Twisted Menage

Pls respond

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2Reputation#49796904)



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Date: April 6th, 2026 2:05 PM
Author: Frozen Ruby Round Eye Mental Disorder

Is this related?

https://x.com/osint613/status/2040831941683937580?s=46

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2Reputation#49797966)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 10:18 AM
Author: titillating alcoholic cumskin

Allah works in mysterious ways, doesnt he Trumpkins?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2Reputation#49812165)