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salmon brunch
  02/20/26
out the firm
Up-to-no-good whorehouse trust fund
  02/20/26
davis polk. i googled her the other day and found her. sh...
salmon brunch
  02/21/26
https://www.linkedin.com/in/tiffanyjthomas/ just googled ...
salmon brunch
  02/21/26
She's on the Vanderbilt Law board of directors/advisors/rege...
wild orchestra pit police squad
  02/22/26
must be some type of strange minority play
blue dashing preventive strike
  02/23/26
Or she fucked the right older guy.
wild orchestra pit police squad
  02/23/26
she already is https://www.instagram.com/reel/DUrUq7GEkQb...
concupiscible roast beef
  02/23/26
she talks about the person supervising her, who is "cou...
salmon brunch
  02/23/26
"Of Counsel is, like, one step before partner." ...
Crystalline tanning salon
  02/23/26
lmao, yep. see above. i know firms differ in how they treat ...
salmon brunch
  02/23/26
I work in an ice cream store and have never been to law scho...
Crystalline tanning salon
  02/23/26
ice cream is 180
salmon brunch
  02/23/26
...
Up-to-no-good whorehouse trust fund
  02/24/26
layers and layers of makeup.
multi-colored roommate
  02/20/26
tough to take seriously, would not engage
Up-to-no-good whorehouse trust fund
  02/20/26
imagine having to deal with her as opposing counsel (or prob...
drunken nudist church scourge upon the earth
  02/20/26
shes an M&A associate at davis polk. she will never have...
salmon brunch
  02/21/26
That's what's so crazy about this
Crystalline tanning salon
  02/23/26
Painted Harlot
anal boiling water location
  02/22/26
as soon as you hear this voice you know a conference call is...
Aggressive trip fortuitous meteor
  02/20/26
tp
Laughsome startled jew
  02/20/26
...
violent business firm
  02/21/26
Dare I say, tp?
Crystalline tanning salon
  02/23/26
How do I go back in time and ignore this thread?
violent church building ratface
  02/20/26
...
Beady-eyed unhinged faggot firefighter
  02/21/26
yeah what the fuck is wrong with OP
contagious stag film
  02/21/26
dude, i'm eating
Laughsome startled jew
  02/20/26
What manner of mystery meat is this
Razzle-dazzle senate rigpig
  02/20/26
South Florida armenian/persian/kike/turd/etc
anal boiling water location
  02/23/26
...
Pea-brained swashbuckling toilet seat
  02/23/26
...
Vibrant University International Law Enforcement Agency
  02/23/26
, if you can keep it
Crystalline tanning salon
  02/23/26
Social media is such a fucking disaster for women. Wtf did w...
Out-of-control garrison legend
  02/20/26
they worked hard, churned milk into butter and tended to the...
Titillating old irish cottage windowlicker
  02/21/26
They did the exact same shit but without an audience larger ...
multi-colored roommate
  02/21/26
This is sort of true when one looks back.
Zippy Crimson Gas Station
  02/22/26
great word ty
honey-headed faggotry
  02/22/26
There is actually some level of obnoxious retarded bitch tha...
Shaky Background Story Temple
  02/20/26
correction. 'doesn't quite cross that threshold'
yapping balding laser beams
  02/22/26
Come on, she's better than a 6/10 physically. composite look...
drunken nudist church scourge upon the earth
  02/20/26
she has a shitload of caked up makeup and even though she's ...
salmon brunch
  02/21/26
just about every chick takes a major hit if you take away ma...
drunken nudist church scourge upon the earth
  02/22/26
scholarship
salmon brunch
  02/22/26
...
Up-to-no-good whorehouse trust fund
  02/22/26
utility sex tp
Crystalline tanning salon
  02/23/26
It’s crazy to be old enough to have seen essentially t...
bull headed range elastic band
  02/21/26
Tale as old as time
Glittery Sepia School Cafeteria
  02/21/26
...
blue dashing preventive strike
  02/23/26
...
salmon brunch
  02/21/26
Nothing says hostile to GC like becoming a lawyer!
contagious stag film
  02/21/26
Yes it’s sad what one 4 month long lapse in judgment c...
bull headed range elastic band
  02/23/26
...
Up-to-no-good whorehouse trust fund
  02/22/26
CR. There are serious downsides to marrying a virgin you me...
wild orchestra pit police squad
  02/22/26
...
Crystalline tanning salon
  02/23/26
i bet she knows farsi AND arabic
Titillating old irish cottage windowlicker
  02/21/26
what do you think she is? i'm guessing halfbreed arab. her l...
salmon brunch
  02/21/26
she's got a Paula Abdul vibe, so im guessing syrian jew dad ...
Titillating old irish cottage windowlicker
  02/21/26
Would be hilarious if she’s actually just Black Irish ...
bull headed range elastic band
  02/21/26
...
Up-to-no-good whorehouse trust fund
  02/21/26
...
salmon brunch
  02/21/26
there are actually a lot of indians with the last name thoma...
Territorial puppy
  02/21/26
How hard to cop Davis Polk from VANDY?
puce casino
  02/22/26
she was probably top 20% and on business law journal or some...
salmon brunch
  02/22/26
do you even need high grades if urm moderately attractive fe...
drunken nudist church scourge upon the earth
  02/23/26
at davis polk, yeah. they're v10. the pussy pass likely isn'...
salmon brunch
  02/23/26
Dare I say, preftigious?
Crystalline tanning salon
  02/23/26
she must have pretty high grades. once you get to biglaw qu...
honey-headed faggotry
  02/22/26
Had to be top 10% or close to it unless she had a legit biz ...
bull headed range elastic band
  02/23/26
this matches what i heard from reliable sources at a t14
honey-headed faggotry
  02/24/26
i have to imagine she cleared this with the firm. hard to be...
salmon brunch
  02/23/26
...
honey-headed faggotry
  02/23/26
estimate iq of someone who fails the maryland bar
salmon brunch
  02/23/26
no idea, man. it's a boring thing to study for a state bar ...
honey-headed faggotry
  02/25/26
maryland is known as one of the easy ones, i think. like mas...
Randy Fine Ate My Son
  02/26/26
maybe that's why her pic isnt on her profile https://www....
concupiscible roast beef
  02/23/26
can someone find a pic of her from before all the surgeries ...
Pea-brained swashbuckling toilet seat
  02/23/26
i'm assuming it's not good. she's in her mid or late 20s, wh...
salmon brunch
  02/23/26
look up a teenaged Kendall Jenner
Pea-brained swashbuckling toilet seat
  02/23/26
why is she wearing a fur coat in the middle of the day in LA...
concupiscible roast beef
  02/23/26
she's a vapid retard who points out that she is a "Big ...
salmon brunch
  02/23/26
"pick up prescriptions" --- i wonder what she's on...
concupiscible roast beef
  02/23/26
ozempic and valtrex
salmon brunch
  02/23/26
lol what about adderall and prozac?
concupiscible roast beef
  02/23/26
oh yea good point, those too
salmon brunch
  02/23/26
and some oral antifungals
blue dashing preventive strike
  02/23/26
here's her brother, which gives you an idea of how much work...
concupiscible roast beef
  02/23/26
lol 180 find. this bitch is incredibly self-absorbed. poasti...
salmon brunch
  02/23/26
gorgeous girl!
Doobsian half-breed
  02/23/26
Why so much hostility ITT to this pretty chick? She's not ha...
bronze odious chapel potus
  02/23/26
Jealousy, unprocessed ITE trauma and frustration at our miss...
bull headed range elastic band
  02/23/26
it's maddening to see someone so bereft of substance showing...
salmon brunch
  02/23/26
...
Crystalline tanning salon
  02/24/26
(Tiff the lawyer)
Out-of-control garrison legend
  02/24/26
I know a chick like this at my old firm She somehow is a ...
Racy milk
  02/23/26
most likely. i'm sure some of them are good at law and schol...
salmon brunch
  02/24/26
yes, this type gets hate from the women, so needs to be a cu...
Vibrant University International Law Enforcement Agency
  02/24/26
you know, i don't want to gossip about people i haven't met....
honey-headed faggotry
  02/24/26
https://www.instagram.com/reel/DVZrApZDBbM/ She just got ...
Randy Fine Ate My Son
  03/03/26


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Date: February 20th, 2026 9:44 PM
Author: salmon brunch

https://www.instagram.com/reel/DU_o92gkg8f/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2Reputation#49684033)



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Date: February 20th, 2026 9:45 PM
Author: Up-to-no-good whorehouse trust fund

out the firm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2Reputation#49684037)



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Date: February 21st, 2026 8:16 AM
Author: salmon brunch

davis polk. i googled her the other day and found her.

she's probably a 1-3 year associate who is going to go in house soon and probably doesn't have great hours and her work product isn't very good. just a guess.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2Reputation#49684375)



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Date: February 21st, 2026 8:19 AM
Author: salmon brunch

https://www.linkedin.com/in/tiffanyjthomas/

just googled her and got her linkedin. i called it. she will be creating content within 1-2 years as a "former high powered biglaw attorney" and talking about how she dealt with her "clients" and "opposing counsel" when she was in biglaw, even though she has never spoken to either.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2Reputation#49684379)



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Date: February 22nd, 2026 1:20 PM
Author: wild orchestra pit police squad

She's on the Vanderbilt Law board of directors/advisors/regents/whatever? That's kind of prestigious.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2Reputation#49687040)



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Date: February 23rd, 2026 9:00 AM
Author: blue dashing preventive strike

must be some type of strange minority play

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2Reputation#49688564)



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Date: February 23rd, 2026 11:02 AM
Author: wild orchestra pit police squad

Or she fucked the right older guy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2Reputation#49688803)



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Date: February 23rd, 2026 10:35 AM
Author: concupiscible roast beef

she already is

https://www.instagram.com/reel/DUrUq7GEkQb/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2Reputation#49688733)



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Date: February 23rd, 2026 11:05 AM
Author: salmon brunch

she talks about the person supervising her, who is "counsel, which is one step before partner." yeah, i guess that's one way to describe the counsel role.

note that she mentions emails pouring in from opposing counsel, but she doesn't say anything about responding to them. this is because she's cc'ed and only the counsel/partner(s) on the deal are allowed to speak with them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2Reputation#49688807)



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Date: February 23rd, 2026 11:41 AM
Author: Crystalline tanning salon

"Of Counsel is, like, one step before partner."

Let me stop you right there, hoss

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2Reputation#49688893)



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Date: February 23rd, 2026 11:56 AM
Author: salmon brunch

lmao, yep. see above. i know firms differ in how they treat the counsel role, but it most certainly isn't "the step before partner" anywhere.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2Reputation#49688915)



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Date: February 23rd, 2026 12:04 PM
Author: Crystalline tanning salon

I work in an ice cream store and have never been to law school and even I know this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2Reputation#49688925)



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Date: February 23rd, 2026 12:12 PM
Author: salmon brunch

ice cream is 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2Reputation#49688943)



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Date: February 24th, 2026 9:29 AM
Author: Up-to-no-good whorehouse trust fund



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2Reputation#49691248)



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Date: February 20th, 2026 9:45 PM
Author: multi-colored roommate

layers and layers of makeup.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2Reputation#49684038)



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Date: February 20th, 2026 9:46 PM
Author: Up-to-no-good whorehouse trust fund

tough to take seriously, would not engage

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2Reputation#49684040)



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Date: February 20th, 2026 10:41 PM
Author: drunken nudist church scourge upon the earth

imagine having to deal with her as opposing counsel (or probably even worse) as a coworker. or the realistic most likely endpoint -- DEI hire in-house counsel, which is probably worst of all.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2Reputation#49684132)



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Date: February 21st, 2026 8:16 AM
Author: salmon brunch

shes an M&A associate at davis polk. she will never have contact with a lawyer on the other side of a matter.

she's going to be in house in a couple years pushing paper around and managing outside counsel.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2Reputation#49684377)



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Date: February 23rd, 2026 11:42 AM
Author: Crystalline tanning salon

That's what's so crazy about this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2Reputation#49688897)



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Date: February 22nd, 2026 1:09 PM
Author: anal boiling water location

Painted Harlot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2Reputation#49687009)



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Date: February 20th, 2026 10:10 PM
Author: Aggressive trip fortuitous meteor

as soon as you hear this voice you know a conference call is going to be 5x longer than it should be

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2Reputation#49684064)



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Date: February 20th, 2026 10:14 PM
Author: Laughsome startled jew

tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2Reputation#49684071)



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Date: February 21st, 2026 7:29 PM
Author: violent business firm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2Reputation#49685742)



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Date: February 23rd, 2026 11:43 AM
Author: Crystalline tanning salon

Dare I say, tp?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2Reputation#49688898)



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Date: February 20th, 2026 10:13 PM
Author: violent church building ratface

How do I go back in time and ignore this thread?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2Reputation#49684066)



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Date: February 21st, 2026 9:49 AM
Author: Beady-eyed unhinged faggot firefighter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2Reputation#49684471)



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Date: February 21st, 2026 11:41 AM
Author: contagious stag film

yeah what the fuck is wrong with OP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2Reputation#49684656)



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Date: February 20th, 2026 10:14 PM
Author: Laughsome startled jew

dude, i'm eating

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2Reputation#49684072)



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Date: February 20th, 2026 10:20 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle senate rigpig

What manner of mystery meat is this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2Reputation#49684085)



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Date: February 23rd, 2026 6:55 AM
Author: anal boiling water location

South Florida armenian/persian/kike/turd/etc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2Reputation#49688384)



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Date: February 23rd, 2026 8:46 AM
Author: Pea-brained swashbuckling toilet seat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2Reputation#49688527)



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Date: February 23rd, 2026 10:24 AM
Author: Vibrant University International Law Enforcement Agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2Reputation#49688703)



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Date: February 23rd, 2026 11:50 AM
Author: Crystalline tanning salon

, if you can keep it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2Reputation#49688906)



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Date: February 20th, 2026 10:29 PM
Author: Out-of-control garrison legend

Social media is such a fucking disaster for women. Wtf did women even do with themselves before smartphones

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2Reputation#49684099)



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Date: February 21st, 2026 9:31 AM
Author: Titillating old irish cottage windowlicker

they worked hard, churned milk into butter and tended to the chickens while getting a masters degree

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2Reputation#49684445)



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Date: February 21st, 2026 9:33 AM
Author: multi-colored roommate

They did the exact same shit but without an audience larger than her fuddle-brained husband. If anything it is better that they broadcast their obnoxiousness like this so that wiser men can avoid the fate of living with a termagant wife.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2Reputation#49684450)



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Date: February 22nd, 2026 8:28 AM
Author: Zippy Crimson Gas Station

This is sort of true when one looks back.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2Reputation#49686468)



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Date: February 22nd, 2026 1:17 PM
Author: honey-headed faggotry

great word ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2Reputation#49687032)



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Date: February 20th, 2026 10:31 PM
Author: Shaky Background Story Temple

There is actually some level of obnoxious retarded bitch that is enough to make an otherwise physically attractive woman unfuckable and this bitch crosses that threshold

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2Reputation#49684103)



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Date: February 22nd, 2026 1:21 PM
Author: yapping balding laser beams

correction.

'doesn't quite cross that threshold'

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2Reputation#49687043)



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Date: February 20th, 2026 10:38 PM
Author: drunken nudist church scourge upon the earth

Come on, she's better than a 6/10 physically. composite looks/personality score is a negative number though

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2Reputation#49684126)



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Date: February 21st, 2026 8:20 AM
Author: salmon brunch

she has a shitload of caked up makeup and even though she's like 25 or 26, she has had shit injected into her face (lips, cheeks). she's well on her way to mar-a-lago face.

these things are subjective, i know, but i really put her at about a 6. i could see someone rating her higher, but to me she screams looksmaxxing. if you saw the "real" her without all the makeup and whatever procedures she's had, i bet you'd see a 5.

i bet she used to be fat, too. she looks anorexic.

i would bet any amount of money she will never poast a "tbt" or any photos of herself in high school.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2Reputation#49684383)



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Date: February 22nd, 2026 6:07 AM
Author: drunken nudist church scourge upon the earth

just about every chick takes a major hit if you take away makeup and procedures. I don't rate on what she's on her way towards, I rate the slut as she is.

She doesn't have the upper arms of an ex fat chick. I can't rule out your theory but I give it 25% odds. Based on my most likely composite for her body type, she is like a 6.8 -7.1.

If she turned out to be thin but dumpy (stretch marks, hidden flab, loose skin, etc) she could drop to a low 5. As a practical matter though, you could just bang her with her skirts on and just never look at her naked, which is probably her highest and best use in that scenario and would still give her high 6/low 7 utility if you like that kind of sex.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2Reputation#49686383)



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Date: February 22nd, 2026 8:26 AM
Author: salmon brunch

scholarship

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2Reputation#49686464)



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Date: February 22nd, 2026 8:29 AM
Author: Up-to-no-good whorehouse trust fund



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2Reputation#49686471)



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Date: February 23rd, 2026 12:03 PM
Author: Crystalline tanning salon

utility sex tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2Reputation#49688923)



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Date: February 21st, 2026 9:20 AM
Author: bull headed range elastic band

It’s crazy to be old enough to have seen essentially this exact person 20 years ago, know how it turns out for her, and then watch a younger generation of women follow the exact same path. The question of whether to just lock down your organic college gf (as I did) is far more nuanced than XO CW makes it out to be, and I have thoroughly lived many of the downsides. But I honestly don’t know how I had such a strong instinct that so many of my law school buddies lacked to avoid women like this like the plague. I knew so many dudes 20 years ago who would’ve embarrassed themselves hitting on her for years if they had any kind of social context to do it. I guess I have to give my parents credit for instilling strong enough GC-hostile antibodies in me during childhood.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2Reputation#49684425)



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Date: February 21st, 2026 9:23 AM
Author: Glittery Sepia School Cafeteria

Tale as old as time

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2Reputation#49684429)



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Date: February 23rd, 2026 8:44 AM
Author: blue dashing preventive strike



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2Reputation#49688521)



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Date: February 21st, 2026 9:23 AM
Author: salmon brunch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2Reputation#49684430)



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Date: February 21st, 2026 9:43 AM
Author: contagious stag film

Nothing says hostile to GC like becoming a lawyer!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2Reputation#49684467)



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Date: February 23rd, 2026 12:38 PM
Author: bull headed range elastic band

Yes it’s sad what one 4 month long lapse in judgment can do to ruin a guy’s life.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2Reputation#49689067)



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Date: February 22nd, 2026 8:30 AM
Author: Up-to-no-good whorehouse trust fund



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2Reputation#49686473)



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Date: February 22nd, 2026 1:26 PM
Author: wild orchestra pit police squad

CR. There are serious downsides to marrying a virgin you met in college (e.g., I jerk off to other random dudes' hotpast stories since my wife doesn't have any), but the idea of MARRYING (vs. maybe date-banging) a chick like this one is absolutely insane.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2Reputation#49687052)



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Date: February 23rd, 2026 12:06 PM
Author: Crystalline tanning salon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2Reputation#49688932)



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Date: February 21st, 2026 9:29 AM
Author: Titillating old irish cottage windowlicker

i bet she knows farsi AND arabic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2Reputation#49684439)



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Date: February 21st, 2026 9:29 AM
Author: salmon brunch

what do you think she is? i'm guessing halfbreed arab. her last name is Thomas. dad must be a white boy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2Reputation#49684441)



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Date: February 21st, 2026 9:35 AM
Author: Titillating old irish cottage windowlicker

she's got a Paula Abdul vibe, so im guessing syrian jew dad and arab, maybe pakistan, mom

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2Reputation#49684454)



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Date: February 21st, 2026 9:37 AM
Author: bull headed range elastic band

Would be hilarious if she’s actually just Black Irish and she has a bunch of brothers who sound like Bill Burr and Shane Gillis.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2Reputation#49684458)



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Date: February 21st, 2026 12:30 PM
Author: Up-to-no-good whorehouse trust fund



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2Reputation#49684726)



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Date: February 21st, 2026 7:27 PM
Author: salmon brunch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2Reputation#49685739)



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Date: February 21st, 2026 7:43 PM
Author: Territorial puppy

there are actually a lot of indians with the last name thomas

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2Reputation#49685762)



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Date: February 22nd, 2026 8:35 AM
Author: puce casino

How hard to cop Davis Polk from VANDY?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2Reputation#49686477)



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Date: February 22nd, 2026 8:36 AM
Author: salmon brunch

she was probably top 20% and on business law journal or some shit, plus shes a mystery meat and the type of attractive that got OCI interviewers to pass her through.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2Reputation#49686480)



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Date: February 23rd, 2026 2:45 AM
Author: drunken nudist church scourge upon the earth

do you even need high grades if urm moderately attractive female?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2Reputation#49688275)



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Date: February 23rd, 2026 5:56 AM
Author: salmon brunch

at davis polk, yeah. they're v10. the pussy pass likely isn't going to be enough.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2Reputation#49688340)



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Date: February 23rd, 2026 12:11 PM
Author: Crystalline tanning salon

Dare I say, preftigious?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2Reputation#49688942)



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Date: February 22nd, 2026 1:19 PM
Author: honey-headed faggotry

she must have pretty high grades. once you get to biglaw query whether you need a certain LSAT floor to truly excel or whether you can do it all by grinding or charisma/rainmaking

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2Reputation#49687037)



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Date: February 23rd, 2026 12:34 PM
Author: bull headed range elastic band

Had to be top 10% or close to it unless she had a legit biz dev connection like a rich uncle who is a major firm client. At CCN 20 years ago (ie when these firms all took 100 summers in a summer class) they dinged this one hot girl in our class who got Cravath, Simpson and Cleary and the only girls they took (who were all pretty hot or at least thin and looked good in OCI clothes) were law review or close to it like solidly top quarter. They seemed to use looks as a necessary but not sufficient qualification v other v20s who seemed to reserve a few separate hot girl spots like they kept URM spots.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2Reputation#49689026)



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Date: February 24th, 2026 9:24 AM
Author: honey-headed faggotry

this matches what i heard from reliable sources at a t14

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2Reputation#49691243)



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Date: February 23rd, 2026 7:16 AM
Author: salmon brunch

i have to imagine she cleared this with the firm. hard to believe DAVIS POLK was okay with this retarded shit.

when i went back to jackson lewis, this law clerk wound up on that show love is blind, season 6 (marissa). she got stood up at the altar, apparently, and had an irl mental breakdown lol. anyway, she accepted an offer at jackson lewis after graduation (and just after crashing out bc her tv fiancee dumped her). she started doing tiktok videos like this and trying to do product sponsorships or whatever. the firm supposedly told her she had to stop or else.

the problem resolved itself when she failed the bar and quit law.

anyway, kind of crazy that a ttt firm like JL would tell someone to knock this off but davis polk would allow it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2Reputation#49688412)



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Date: February 23rd, 2026 8:49 AM
Author: honey-headed faggotry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2Reputation#49688536)



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Date: February 23rd, 2026 8:54 AM
Author: salmon brunch

estimate iq of someone who fails the maryland bar

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2Reputation#49688547)



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Date: February 25th, 2026 8:21 PM
Author: honey-headed faggotry

no idea, man. it's a boring thing to study for a state bar even though i passed mine

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2Reputation#49695453)



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Date: February 26th, 2026 9:14 AM
Author: Randy Fine Ate My Son ((zurich is stained))

maryland is known as one of the easy ones, i think. like mass.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2Reputation#49696209)



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Date: February 23rd, 2026 10:30 AM
Author: concupiscible roast beef

maybe that's why her pic isnt on her profile

https://www.davispolk.com/lawyers/tiffany-thomas

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2Reputation#49688724)



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Date: February 23rd, 2026 8:48 AM
Author: Pea-brained swashbuckling toilet seat

can someone find a pic of her from before all the surgeries and procedures?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2Reputation#49688531)



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Date: February 23rd, 2026 9:05 AM
Author: salmon brunch

i'm assuming it's not good. she's in her mid or late 20s, why the fuck is she injecting shit in her lips and cheeks or whatever.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2Reputation#49688580)



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Date: February 23rd, 2026 9:56 AM
Author: Pea-brained swashbuckling toilet seat

look up a teenaged Kendall Jenner

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2Reputation#49688648)



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Date: February 23rd, 2026 10:27 AM
Author: concupiscible roast beef

why is she wearing a fur coat in the middle of the day in LA?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2Reputation#49688716)



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Date: February 23rd, 2026 10:39 AM
Author: salmon brunch

she's a vapid retard who points out that she is a "Big Law attorney" in every single poast. why does she do anything.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2Reputation#49688741)



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Date: February 23rd, 2026 10:43 AM
Author: concupiscible roast beef

"pick up prescriptions" --- i wonder what she's on

https://www.instagram.com/reel/DTTfb3hknBM/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2Reputation#49688752)



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Date: February 23rd, 2026 10:45 AM
Author: salmon brunch

ozempic and valtrex

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2Reputation#49688757)



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Date: February 23rd, 2026 10:46 AM
Author: concupiscible roast beef

lol what about adderall and prozac?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2Reputation#49688760)



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Date: February 23rd, 2026 10:50 AM
Author: salmon brunch

oh yea good point, those too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2Reputation#49688766)



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Date: February 23rd, 2026 10:54 AM
Author: blue dashing preventive strike

and some oral antifungals

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2Reputation#49688781)



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Date: February 23rd, 2026 10:45 AM
Author: concupiscible roast beef

here's her brother, which gives you an idea of how much work she's had done -- definitely a nose job

https://www.instagram.com/reel/DSxqCJRj0Oo/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2Reputation#49688756)



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Date: February 23rd, 2026 10:49 AM
Author: salmon brunch

lol 180 find. this bitch is incredibly self-absorbed. poasting a video of her family watching her stupid fucking insta videos. i can't imagine her opinion of herself, even though she's probably already known as "not all that great" among the junior partners and senior associates assigning her work and will be pushed out of biglaw by 2027.

can't wait to see her insta poasts about "wanting work/life balance," transitioning into "my life as in-house counsel at a F500 company."



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2Reputation#49688765)



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Date: February 23rd, 2026 11:35 AM
Author: Doobsian half-breed

gorgeous girl!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2Reputation#49688885)



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Date: February 23rd, 2026 12:18 PM
Author: bronze odious chapel potus

Why so much hostility ITT to this pretty chick? She's not harming anyone.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2Reputation#49688956)



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Date: February 23rd, 2026 12:36 PM
Author: bull headed range elastic band

Jealousy, unprocessed ITE trauma and frustration at our misspent youth mostly. But these second year associates pretending they made it are objectively stupid and obnoxious.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2Reputation#49689044)



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Date: February 23rd, 2026 1:39 PM
Author: salmon brunch

it's maddening to see someone so bereft of substance showing off their designer bullshit they're blowing all their money on. also, i just generally enjoy hating on people.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2Reputation#49689333)



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Date: February 24th, 2026 9:59 AM
Author: Crystalline tanning salon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2Reputation#49691338)



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Date: February 24th, 2026 11:50 PM
Author: Out-of-control garrison legend

(Tiff the lawyer)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2Reputation#49693513)



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Date: February 23rd, 2026 12:36 PM
Author: Racy milk

I know a chick like this at my old firm

She somehow is a senior aassociate

She has to be a rainmaker's ragdoll, right

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2Reputation#49689049)



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Date: February 24th, 2026 9:28 AM
Author: salmon brunch

most likely. i'm sure some of them are good at law and scholarship, but that's probably a very small number.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2Reputation#49691246)



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Date: February 24th, 2026 10:11 AM
Author: Vibrant University International Law Enforcement Agency

yes, this type gets hate from the women, so needs to be a cum dumpster for a big swinging equity dick to get ahead

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2Reputation#49691378)



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Date: February 24th, 2026 8:28 PM
Author: honey-headed faggotry

you know, i don't want to gossip about people i haven't met. but i will say there was a very pretty princeton girl at my old firm, and she made it longer than i would've expected at the firm, by sleeping with a married masochist service partner. she never seemed to work that hard (which was not common among long-tenured associates). tbh she was clever though, smarter than these videos, it just sucked to work for her as a junior because she didn't really care about the life managing down. anyway i lost some naivete seeing that dynamic play out, like, everyone knew. maybe he wasn't the only one, not sure.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2Reputation#49692824)



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Date: March 3rd, 2026 7:33 AM
Author: Randy Fine Ate My Son ((zurich is stained))

https://www.instagram.com/reel/DVZrApZDBbM/

She just got back from a 2 week vacation to 1001 emails!

According to instagram, her vacation was going home to LA and shopping for two weeks and filming it all for “content”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836837&forum_id=2Reputation#49710714)