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video of Jonathan Franzen "hooping it up"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u1N7Duq-rFc&feature=relat...
Trip Pisswyrm
  02/22/12
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shimmering dashing brunch
  02/22/12
9:06 -- Franzen spastically shoots and bricks hilariously 1...
Pale stain
  02/22/12
man even the first sentence out of his mouth was absurd
fragrant metal partner plaza
  02/22/12
cr. the woman keeps looking more and more disturbed as th...
Pale stain
  02/22/12
just threw up in my mouth a lot
Rose shaky goyim
  02/22/12
I found the Corrections to be a lot of fun. I can't get thro...
Costumed Out-of-control Abode
  02/22/12
rate Franzen's jump shot, bro
Pale stain
  02/22/12
I'm not watching the entire video. He seems like a miserable...
Costumed Out-of-control Abode
  02/22/12
u jelly
Pale stain
  02/22/12
did u try Freedom? I like the Corrections fine but haven't c...
Peach pozpig stock car
  12/13/15
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fragrant metal partner plaza
  02/23/12
Thanks for sharing. The picture of the room is astonishing ...
Harsh bonkers roast beef stage
  02/23/12
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fragrant metal partner plaza
  02/23/12
that comment was posted by Franzen
Trip Pisswyrm
  02/23/12
how someone can write a comment like this and not eat a bull...
Fishy contagious library
  01/20/13
HOLY FUCKING SHIT. WHY DOES THIS PERSON EXIST. IS GOD PLAYIN...
wonderful office gay wizard
  02/23/12
franzen often says he was popular in high school, i have a h...
fragrant metal partner plaza
  02/23/12
Credited, one look at his jump shot in gym class would have ...
stirring famous landscape painting location
  02/23/12
he looks like he wasn't allowed outside as a child, i'm not ...
fragrant metal partner plaza
  02/23/12
this is the greatest thing about Franzen. he is an egotist. ...
Trip Pisswyrm
  02/23/12
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fragrant metal partner plaza
  02/24/17
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brindle university
  02/25/12
its crazy how unlikable he is
godawful center pocket flask
  02/25/12
cr
Navy fantasy-prone lettuce elastic band
  05/17/12
*writes a book about a basketball player* *cannot even boun...
Trip Pisswyrm
  02/25/12
U mad Chabon?
massive school
  02/12/13
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fragrant metal partner plaza
  03/31/12
god fucking damn it
big-titted church building psychic
  03/31/12
great american novelist
fragrant metal partner plaza
  10/26/12
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bateful space
  10/26/12
goddamn u franzen
Trip Pisswyrm
  10/26/12
Absolutely astonished at how much I don't like him
Adulterous talented legal warrant
  11/20/12
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Mewling unholy heaven
  11/20/12
i don't understand franzen's self-concept, how he sees himse...
Mewling unholy heaven
  11/20/12
how DOES he see himself?
wonderful office gay wizard
  01/13/13
highly intellectual, "voice of a generation" for s...
Navy fantasy-prone lettuce elastic band
  01/13/13
Really dont like that guy
Adulterous talented legal warrant
  01/19/13
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fragrant metal partner plaza
  01/20/13
is franzen a crypto racist? i don't have his books in front ...
sable racy station
  01/20/13
At the same time, one strongly senses that the descriptions ...
impressive naked private investor patrolman
  02/12/13
BOOOOOOOOOO!!!! BOOOOOOOOOO!!!! C'mon guys let's drown h...
Navy fantasy-prone lettuce elastic band
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rusted parlour
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self-absorbed internal respiration queen of the night
  02/24/17
lmao, forgot how funny this video is
massive school
  02/24/17
lol wtf get off the court son
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self-absorbed internal respiration queen of the night
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Date: February 22nd, 2012 12:13 PM
Author: Trip Pisswyrm

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u1N7Duq-rFc&feature=related

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Date: February 22nd, 2012 12:14 PM
Author: shimmering dashing brunch



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Date: February 22nd, 2012 10:58 PM
Author: Pale stain

9:06 -- Franzen spastically shoots and bricks hilariously

11:50 -- Franzen still dribbling his basketball down the streets of Manhattan

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1880358&forum_id=2Reputation#20032167)



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Date: February 22nd, 2012 10:59 PM
Author: fragrant metal partner plaza

man even the first sentence out of his mouth was absurd

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Date: February 22nd, 2012 11:05 PM
Author: Pale stain

cr.

the woman keeps looking more and more disturbed as the interview goes on. Franzen refuses to make eye contact with her. she stares quizically during his meandering disquisitions with an expression that seems to ask "who is this jackass?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1880358&forum_id=2Reputation#20032225)



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Date: February 22nd, 2012 11:03 PM
Author: Rose shaky goyim

just threw up in my mouth a lot

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Date: February 22nd, 2012 11:04 PM
Author: Costumed Out-of-control Abode

I found the Corrections to be a lot of fun. I can't get through his latest book. Just not that interesting.



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Date: February 22nd, 2012 11:05 PM
Author: Pale stain

rate Franzen's jump shot, bro

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Date: February 22nd, 2012 11:06 PM
Author: Costumed Out-of-control Abode

I'm not watching the entire video. He seems like a miserable person.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1880358&forum_id=2Reputation#20032239)



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Date: February 22nd, 2012 11:08 PM
Author: Pale stain

u jelly

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Date: December 13th, 2015 11:30 PM
Author: Peach pozpig stock car

did u try Freedom? I like the Corrections fine but haven't checked out either of those



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1880358&forum_id=2Reputation#29374094)



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Date: February 23rd, 2012 5:32 AM
Author: fragrant metal partner plaza



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Date: February 23rd, 2012 7:05 AM
Author: Harsh bonkers roast beef stage

Thanks for sharing.

The picture of the room is astonishing but it really explains, no words needed, the depths Franzen is reaching in his books. I also I like his ability to dwell in the present moment (especially dialogues between characters but other situations too) - I think those are the most attractive and "alive" parts in a book - and this room seems to give him the absolute silence - in every sense - to listen patiently to those frail moments and write them so perceptively.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1880358&forum_id=2Reputation#20033789)



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Date: February 23rd, 2012 6:21 PM
Author: fragrant metal partner plaza



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Date: February 23rd, 2012 9:52 PM
Author: Trip Pisswyrm

that comment was posted by Franzen

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1880358&forum_id=2Reputation#20039402)



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Date: January 20th, 2013 4:06 AM
Author: Fishy contagious library

how someone can write a comment like this and not eat a bullet immediately after is a mystery to me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1880358&forum_id=2Reputation#22466908)



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Date: February 23rd, 2012 9:55 PM
Author: wonderful office gay wizard

HOLY FUCKING SHIT. WHY DOES THIS PERSON EXIST. IS GOD PLAYING A JOKE ON US.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1880358&forum_id=2Reputation#20039431)



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Date: February 23rd, 2012 10:02 PM
Author: fragrant metal partner plaza

franzen often says he was popular in high school, i have a hard time believing it with a jump shot like that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1880358&forum_id=2Reputation#20039501)



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Date: February 23rd, 2012 10:07 PM
Author: stirring famous landscape painting location

Credited, one look at his jump shot in gym class would have killed any attraction a girl might have had for him and all respect from bros.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1880358&forum_id=2Reputation#20039555)



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Date: February 23rd, 2012 10:08 PM
Author: fragrant metal partner plaza

he looks like he wasn't allowed outside as a child, i'm not kidding

i'm no athlete but i can shoot a basketball without looking like an alien

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1880358&forum_id=2Reputation#20039565)



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Date: February 23rd, 2012 10:13 PM
Author: Trip Pisswyrm

this is the greatest thing about Franzen. he is an egotist. in this video he trashes his ex-wife, basically saying that they divorced because she was jealous of his writing ability. lmao.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1880358&forum_id=2Reputation#20039620)



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Date: February 24th, 2017 9:56 AM
Author: fragrant metal partner plaza



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Date: February 25th, 2012 2:02 AM
Author: brindle university



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Date: February 25th, 2012 2:21 AM
Author: godawful center pocket flask

its crazy how unlikable he is

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1880358&forum_id=2Reputation#20048894)



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Date: May 17th, 2012 12:33 AM
Author: Navy fantasy-prone lettuce elastic band

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1880358&forum_id=2Reputation#20708633)



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Date: February 25th, 2012 2:23 AM
Author: Trip Pisswyrm

*writes a book about a basketball player*

*cannot even bounce a basketball*

*is Franzen*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1880358&forum_id=2Reputation#20048906)



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Date: February 12th, 2013 5:26 PM
Author: massive school

U mad Chabon?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1880358&forum_id=2Reputation#22624435)



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Date: March 31st, 2012 3:47 AM
Author: fragrant metal partner plaza



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Date: March 31st, 2012 5:19 AM
Author: big-titted church building psychic

god fucking damn it

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Date: October 26th, 2012 3:34 AM
Author: fragrant metal partner plaza

great american novelist

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Date: October 26th, 2012 3:34 AM
Author: bateful space



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Date: October 26th, 2012 3:41 AM
Author: Trip Pisswyrm

goddamn u franzen

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Date: November 20th, 2012 10:44 PM
Author: Adulterous talented legal warrant

Absolutely astonished at how much I don't like him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1880358&forum_id=2Reputation#22086662)



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Date: November 20th, 2012 10:48 PM
Author: Mewling unholy heaven



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Date: November 20th, 2012 10:49 PM
Author: Mewling unholy heaven

i don't understand franzen's self-concept, how he sees himself. i hate his books, but i'm fascinated by him psychologically.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1880358&forum_id=2Reputation#22086688)



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Date: January 13th, 2013 5:49 PM
Author: wonderful office gay wizard

how DOES he see himself?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1880358&forum_id=2Reputation#22425626)



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Date: January 13th, 2013 5:51 PM
Author: Navy fantasy-prone lettuce elastic band

highly intellectual, "voice of a generation" for seattle/SF/brooklyn latte \-sippers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1880358&forum_id=2Reputation#22425633)



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Date: January 19th, 2013 9:58 PM
Author: Adulterous talented legal warrant

Really dont like that guy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1880358&forum_id=2Reputation#22465673)



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Date: January 20th, 2013 4:11 AM
Author: fragrant metal partner plaza



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Date: January 20th, 2013 4:54 AM
Author: sable racy station

is franzen a crypto racist? i don't have his books in front of me, but i was thinking about this recently.

in The Corrections there is a strange group of passages where the narrator seems to ridicule the work of the woman who grows fresh vegetable gardens w/ inner-city black kids. he basically says: "these kids are too fucking stupid to appreciate middle class values, and this person doesn't realize the futility of her work." then he turns her into one of the most pathetic, debased characters in modern fiction, whose downfall it is suggested is brought about by her essential naivete (referring back to her judgment re: the inner city kids).

then in Freedom, there is the protagonist's father, Ray, a wealthy lawyer who defends indigent minorities. he is portrayed as massively condescending and hateful towards his clients - though at the same time explaining to his daughter that they are innocent victims of the system. his minority clients are characterized as buffoons, whom Ray, the prosecutor, and the Judge (all white) cannot help joining together to laugh at in one scene. confusingly, the novel uses, for this character's final redemption, the image of dozens of these black people and their families, heads bowed, filing silently and reverently into the *BACK* (the symbolism) of the church at his funeral - like they are straight out of To Kill a Mockingbird.

the elite east coast lawyer is glorified and the blacks are kept firmly in their place, as objects of charity that is an instrument for self-aggrandizement of the white elites.

his portrayal of the Indian girl in Freedom has also been called racist, for being so laughably 1-dimensional.

these are the only minorities in any of his books.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1880358&forum_id=2Reputation#22466947)



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Date: February 12th, 2013 5:38 PM
Author: impressive naked private investor patrolman

At the same time, one strongly senses that the descriptions of the Indian girl in Freedom are Franzen just transcribing one of his own obsessive imperialist pedo-crushes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1880358&forum_id=2Reputation#22624538)



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Date: January 31st, 2013 8:44 PM
Author: Navy fantasy-prone lettuce elastic band

BOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

BOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

C'mon guys let's drown him out

BOOOOOOOOO

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1880358&forum_id=2Reputation#22544225)



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Date: February 12th, 2013 5:13 PM
Author: Adulterous talented legal warrant



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Date: November 18th, 2014 7:31 AM
Author: rusted parlour



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Date: December 13th, 2015 11:25 PM
Author: ruby hairraiser lodge



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Date: February 24th, 2017 9:52 AM
Author: self-absorbed internal respiration queen of the night



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Date: February 24th, 2017 10:37 AM
Author: massive school

lmao, forgot how funny this video is

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1880358&forum_id=2Reputation#32690634)



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Date: February 24th, 2017 10:43 AM
Author: cowardly mauve trailer park water buffalo

lol wtf get off the court son

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Date: December 7th, 2021 8:08 PM
Author: self-absorbed internal respiration queen of the night



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Date: June 22nd, 2024 9:46 PM
Author: Aqua rehab keepsake machete



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Date: February 26th, 2026 6:45 PM
Author: Judas Jones



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