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Nigerian dude complains that hippo has invaded his house

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-africa-19818180 Nigeria f...
lime dragon
  10/03/12
tbf, that does sound like a difficult problem to deal with
big-titted twisted theater roast beef
  10/03/12
especially if your rifle or whatever is still inside the hou...
lime dragon
  10/03/12
plus theres a chance if you shoot it it might retreat into y...
big-titted twisted theater roast beef
  10/03/12
blood and poop EVERYWHERE. though in a country like nigeria...
lime dragon
  10/03/12
dat racis
orchid locus
  10/03/12
Throw the best damn HBBQ the County has ever SEEN.
Insecure center mental disorder
  10/22/12
the hippo has already seized the rifle.
Ivory Meetinghouse Feces
  10/03/12
Jim Varney got the shotgun, Brian, don't ask me how but Jim ...
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  10/03/12
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  10/11/12
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  10/22/12
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  10/23/13
IT'S GOING FOR MY GIRL.
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  12/22/15
still glad
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blue hell
  07/15/14
Tbf, this does sound like a very difficult problem. However...
Yapping Submissive Whorehouse Windowlicker
  10/03/12
prescient
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  10/30/12
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""I hope that when it is tired, it may leave my ho...
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  10/03/12
he just bein' he
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  10/04/12
most of the african immigrants i know speak really formal br...
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  10/22/12
Dude has important emails to send out!
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  12/09/12
haha ty
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  08/30/24
replace hippo with "ghetto black" and "floods...
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  10/03/12
Alpha Hippo Bros to TTT Nigerians: U mad bros?
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  10/03/12
This should have been posed as a question at last nights deb...
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  10/04/12
das just opra filming.
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  12/05/12
xo at its best
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  10/04/12
Still kinda worried about this guy
Yapping Submissive Whorehouse Windowlicker
  10/07/12
yeah we haven't heard from him in a while :(
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  10/07/12
Wondering if that hippodood has grown tired and left yet bro...
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  10/11/12
180
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  10/11/12
Still hoping our Nigerian bro has regained dominion of his h...
Yapping Submissive Whorehouse Windowlicker
  10/17/12
brother, this keeps me awake at night. This hippo has incred...
Supple crawly field
  11/10/12
If this bro had a hyena as a pet the hyena might chase the h...
Yapping Submissive Whorehouse Windowlicker
  10/22/12
Don't fight the hippo bro, how long until it tires?
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  10/22/12
Can't decide if this was an intentional play on don't fight ...
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  10/22/12
180
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  11/10/12
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in da HOUSE
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  10/22/12
Thought this was going to be about a Nigerian dude with a fa...
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  10/22/12
no man its a literal hippo and the damn thing seems to have...
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  10/22/12
lol
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  10/23/12
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  11/10/12
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  10/23/12
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  10/30/12
brother has anybody heard anything? is the hippo tired yet? ...
big-titted twisted theater roast beef
  10/30/12
brother I have not heard. The only statement I can find fro...
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  10/30/12
shitty brother. I'm going to specifically reference this sit...
big-titted twisted theater roast beef
  10/30/12
Pray for the haze of sleep and fatigue to overcome that hipp...
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  10/30/12
brother i will do just that as i think god prefers specific ...
big-titted twisted theater roast beef
  10/30/12
I believe this too brother. I am hopeful that our prayers wi...
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  10/30/12
Up at four thirty to begin early morning prayers for this do...
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  10/31/12
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Brother that is not our unfortunate nigerian brother, that i...
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  10/30/12
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  10/30/12
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  10/31/12
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  10/31/12
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  10/31/12
a hippo exercising nigerian squatter's rights would be a pre...
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  11/04/12
A hippo adversely possessing your house.
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  11/02/12
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  11/04/12
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  11/04/12
RIP brother
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  11/09/12
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  11/10/12
brother im fairly certain we could round up a reliable team ...
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  11/10/12
I would like to do my part to help our dear comrade and assi...
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  11/10/12
hell yeah. lets do it. tiring out this hippo could be the on...
Citrine people who are hurt queen of the night
  11/10/12
and this hippo seems to have incredible stamina, so we need ...
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  11/10/12
i have a feeling this hippo has possibly grown and is mighty...
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  11/10/12
Brother, I think it's time we call Sting and organize a tele...
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  11/10/12
this is a 180 idea word needs to get beyond the insularity...
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  11/10/12
We all need to do our part to raise hippo stamina awareness....
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  11/10/12
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  11/10/12
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  11/10/12
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  11/10/12
Brother, the chillest one I know has passed. I will reconsid...
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  11/10/12
brother that made me :((((( as fukkkkkk chill hippos like t...
Citrine people who are hurt queen of the night
  11/10/12
They are indeed. That chill baby pygmy hippo would never inv...
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  11/10/12
brother if im not mistaken miniature chill hippos in those p...
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  11/10/12
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  11/10/12
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  11/10/12
I only hope that our dear brother can hold out for another 2...
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  11/10/12
CR this hippo has basically become the POTUS of this bros m...
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  11/10/12
This is what American men call golf.
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  11/10/12
so anyway, i managed to get ahold of this poor dood on his c...
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  11/12/12
did they check the closets? hippos are wont for closet hi...
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  11/12/12
Guys bad news on the "authorities" actually provid...
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  11/19/12
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  11/19/12
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  11/20/12
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  11/19/12
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  11/21/12
Our Nigerian brother may be about to get some relief! Appar...
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  12/04/12
yes! i am optimistic that this hippo might tire out in time...
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  12/04/12
brother, any word on specific ways that this money will be u...
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  12/04/12
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  12/05/12
They will chase the hippo around the house to make him tired...
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  12/05/12
This sounds like a third rate plan to tire the hippo. If the...
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  12/05/12
we can only hope. really beyond our ability to deal with
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he's the hippo Nigeria deserves, but not the one it needs ri...
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  12/05/12
ugh hippos are VERY territorial and violent. they're like t...
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  12/09/12
Lies
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  12/09/12
you should sue, bro
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For a small fee of 265 pounds I will remove this hippo, then...
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  12/09/12
180.
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  12/09/12
lol
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  10/23/13
predictable, but still lulzy
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  10/20/14
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  12/27/12
Brothers here is either a way to help or a brilliant Nigeria...
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  01/12/13
Update?
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  02/04/13
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  02/08/13
Second page!?
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  02/12/13
I want a fucking update.
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Has the hippo tired?
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  07/08/13
update?
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  08/17/13
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vengeful laughsome associate
  10/07/13
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Is the hippo still chillin??
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  11/17/13
With no updates, we fear the worst. This hippo has been bles...
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  07/10/14
anyone heard anything about this?
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  10/20/14
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  02/12/15
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  02/12/15
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hippo is still there
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days pass and the world grows old but the hippo endures
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  01/05/20
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  03/03/21
His girlfriend is still living with him last time we checked
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  03/20/21
the latest?
pearl ratface
  03/20/21
op literally died before the hippo
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  03/20/21
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  03/20/21
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  05/14/21
The hippo has not yet tired
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Date: October 3rd, 2012 2:14 PM
Author: lime dragon

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-africa-19818180

Nigeria floods bring crocodiles and hippos into homes

Dangerous animals, including crocodiles, snakes and hippos, have found their way into homes and communities in central Nigeria after devastating flooding, residents say.

The creatures were carried along flood-swollen rivers, say the authorities.

"There is now a hippopotamus in [my] house," Benue state resident Wuese Jirake told the BBC. "I hope that when it is tired, it may leave my home."

Mr Jirake told the BBC he had returned to his home to find it occupied by the hippo.

"This morning I visited my house. It is still inundated with the flood waters above my waist. There is now a hippopotamus in the house," he said.

He said he had reported the situation to the authorities.

"I hope that when it is tired, it may leave my home. If there is any other way of dealing with the problem, the authorities need to pursue that because it is beyond my abilities."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Reputation#21706308)



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Date: October 3rd, 2012 2:18 PM
Author: big-titted twisted theater roast beef

tbf, that does sound like a difficult problem to deal with

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Reputation#21706340)



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Date: October 3rd, 2012 2:19 PM
Author: lime dragon

especially if your rifle or whatever is still inside the house. i wouldn't want to take on a hippo with just a handgun.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Reputation#21706346)



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Date: October 3rd, 2012 2:21 PM
Author: big-titted twisted theater roast beef

plus theres a chance if you shoot it it might retreat into your house to die and then you'd have to remove the body

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Reputation#21706357)



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Date: October 3rd, 2012 2:25 PM
Author: lime dragon

blood and poop EVERYWHERE. though in a country like nigeria, i'd probably just tell people to bring their knives and machetes and get some free meat, and the thing would be gone in an hour or so, bones and all.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Reputation#21706394)



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Date: October 3rd, 2012 2:27 PM
Author: orchid locus

dat racis

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Date: October 22nd, 2012 1:17 PM
Author: Insecure center mental disorder

Throw the best damn HBBQ the County has ever SEEN.

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Date: October 3rd, 2012 2:33 PM
Author: Ivory Meetinghouse Feces

the hippo has already seized the rifle.

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Date: October 3rd, 2012 3:54 PM
Author: Shimmering drunken trailer park

Jim Varney got the shotgun, Brian, don't ask me how but Jim Varney got the shotgun!

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Date: October 11th, 2012 5:51 PM
Author: concupiscible useless crackhouse

spit my diet mountain dew, ty

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Date: October 22nd, 2012 1:31 PM
Author: floppy pearly trump supporter business firm

180

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Date: October 23rd, 2013 3:08 PM
Author: Exciting brethren abode

jesus....

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Date: December 11th, 2013 6:23 PM
Author: Mildly autistic church building jap

IT'S GOING FOR MY GIRL.

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Date: December 22nd, 2015 4:30 PM
Author: Mildly autistic church building jap

lmao i'm so glad this was me

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Date: May 30th, 2016 5:52 PM
Author: Mildly autistic church building jap

still glad

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Date: July 15th, 2014 3:24 AM
Author: blue hell



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Date: October 3rd, 2012 3:43 PM
Author: Yapping Submissive Whorehouse Windowlicker

Tbf, this does sound like a very difficult problem. However, I am not sure why he thinks it may tire and the decide to leave. It seems more like it feels pretty safe in the house and so when it tires it will likely stay. Further, waiting for Nigerian authorities seems futile at best.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Reputation#21706894)



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Date: October 30th, 2012 1:45 PM
Author: big-titted twisted theater roast beef

prescient

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Date: July 8th, 2013 12:30 PM
Author: big-titted twisted theater roast beef



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Date: October 20th, 2014 4:11 AM
Author: Talented Grizzly Stag Film Pistol



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Date: December 11th, 2013 6:20 PM
Author: aromatic tantric milk

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Reputation#24619719)



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Date: June 24th, 2021 10:02 PM
Author: Titillating temple

no, it's very speciesist

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Reputation#42682157)



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Date: October 3rd, 2012 3:44 PM
Author: Multi-colored Regret

""I hope that when it is tired, it may leave my home.""

Translation

"Hippo? Let it do what it do."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Reputation#21706902)



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Date: October 31st, 2012 12:44 PM
Author: mind-boggling rehab

he just bein' he

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Reputation#21932533)



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Date: December 18th, 2015 9:05 PM
Author: Charismatic faggotry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Reputation#29410912)



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Date: March 7th, 2017 11:50 PM
Author: Cocky Brunch Ladyboy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Reputation#32779408)



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Date: October 4th, 2012 9:46 AM
Author: Brilliant Boiling Water

The formality of his diction is pretty lulzy. Hope it's not just the translation.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Reputation#21713532)



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Date: October 22nd, 2012 1:13 PM
Author: Soggy heady private investor

most of the african immigrants i know speak really formal british english

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Reputation#21852089)



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Date: December 9th, 2012 3:29 AM
Author: Cruel-hearted Black Pervert National Security Agency

Dude has important emails to send out!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Reputation#22196796)



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Date: December 27th, 2012 1:30 AM
Author: diverse arrogant half-breed skinny woman

haha ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Reputation#22319227)



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Date: May 25th, 2023 7:54 PM
Author: pearl ratface



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Reputation#46355886)



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Date: August 30th, 2024 10:23 AM
Author: pearl ratface



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Reputation#48027285)



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Date: October 3rd, 2012 2:52 PM
Author: mischievous depressive

replace hippo with "ghetto black" and "floods" with "Obama administration" and you'll have the situation in the aftermath of Nov. 6.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Reputation#21706536)



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Date: October 3rd, 2012 3:45 PM
Author: Multi-colored Regret

Alpha Hippo Bros to TTT Nigerians: U mad bros?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Reputation#21706908)



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Date: October 4th, 2012 8:54 AM
Author: Yapping Submissive Whorehouse Windowlicker

This should have been posed as a question at last nights debate.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Reputation#21713434)



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Date: October 4th, 2012 9:13 AM
Author: 180 step-uncle's house sound barrier

das just opra filming.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Reputation#21713457)



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Date: December 5th, 2012 12:59 PM
Author: Big Son Of Senegal Chapel

170

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Reputation#22172069)



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Date: October 4th, 2012 9:42 AM
Author: frozen sooty idea he suggested

xo at its best

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Reputation#21713523)



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Date: October 7th, 2012 9:57 AM
Author: Yapping Submissive Whorehouse Windowlicker

Still kinda worried about this guy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Reputation#21733823)



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Date: October 7th, 2012 9:58 AM
Author: Razzle-dazzle honey-headed house digit ratio

yeah we haven't heard from him in a while :(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Reputation#21733828)



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Date: October 11th, 2012 5:39 PM
Author: Yapping Submissive Whorehouse Windowlicker

Wondering if that hippodood has grown tired and left yet brothers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Reputation#21765014)



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Date: October 11th, 2012 5:44 PM
Author: frozen sooty idea he suggested

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Reputation#21765053)



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Date: October 17th, 2012 9:39 AM
Author: Yapping Submissive Whorehouse Windowlicker

Still hoping our Nigerian bro has regained dominion of his home, but I haven't heard =(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Reputation#21810333)



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Date: November 10th, 2012 2:35 AM
Author: Supple crawly field

brother, this keeps me awake at night. This hippo has incredible patience and endurance.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Reputation#22012620)



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Date: October 22nd, 2012 12:58 PM
Author: Yapping Submissive Whorehouse Windowlicker

If this bro had a hyena as a pet the hyena might chase the hippo out.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Reputation#21851969)



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Date: October 22nd, 2012 1:06 PM
Author: comical range

Don't fight the hippo bro, how long until it tires?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Reputation#21852034)



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Date: October 22nd, 2012 2:43 PM
Author: Yapping Submissive Whorehouse Windowlicker

Can't decide if this was an intentional play on don't fight the hypo, but either way 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Reputation#21852754)



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Date: November 10th, 2012 12:39 PM
Author: Pale irradiated kitty cat senate

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Reputation#22013847)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 2:05 PM
Author: Bull headed ocher lay

this was underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Reputation#24455206)



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Date: March 8th, 2017 12:09 AM
Author: misanthropic bateful kitchen rigor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Reputation#32779534)



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Date: December 29th, 2017 11:29 PM
Author: azure theater stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Reputation#35039502)



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Date: October 22nd, 2012 1:35 PM
Author: Boyish salmon den

in da HOUSE

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Reputation#21852257)



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Date: October 22nd, 2012 2:44 PM
Author: Avocado Messiness Dysfunction

Thought this was going to be about a Nigerian dude with a fat wife.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Reputation#21852763)



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Date: October 22nd, 2012 3:00 PM
Author: Yapping Submissive Whorehouse Windowlicker

no man its a literal hippo and the damn thing seems to have incredible endurance

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Reputation#21852908)



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Date: October 23rd, 2012 11:32 AM
Author: blue hell

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Reputation#21862402)



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Date: October 30th, 2012 1:59 PM
Author: Yapping Submissive Whorehouse Windowlicker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Reputation#21924076)



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Date: November 10th, 2012 2:30 AM
Author: Citrine people who are hurt queen of the night



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Reputation#22012607)



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Date: October 23rd, 2012 11:29 AM
Author: Yapping Submissive Whorehouse Windowlicker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Reputation#21862390)



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Date: October 30th, 2012 1:20 PM
Author: Yapping Submissive Whorehouse Windowlicker

Lets hope this dood isnt still coming home to this

http://www.google.com/imgres?hl=en&client=firefox-a&hs=9Qb&sa=X&rls=org.mozilla:en-US:official&biw=1280&bih=909&tbm=isch&prmd=imvns&tbnid=6UyuMkIVIhwmdM:&imgrefurl=http://www.voanews.com/content/article/160349.html&docid=gb4ou_YTS-8V-M&imgurl=http://gdb.voanews.eu/3916F003-23A3-4F78-8284-4CBFE0EC1892_mw800_s.jpg&w=800&h=534&ei=FwyQUOv3KMmpqwGj7IDYAg&zoom=1&iact=hc&vpx=832&vpy=318&dur=444&hovh=157&hovw=238&tx=172&ty=108&sig=112209737293871533449&page=2&tbnh=141&tbnw=215&start=24&ndsp=31&ved=1t:429,i:171

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Reputation#21923889)



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Date: October 30th, 2012 1:25 PM
Author: big-titted twisted theater roast beef

brother has anybody heard anything? is the hippo tired yet? have the nigerian authorities provided any assistance?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Reputation#21923924)



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Date: October 30th, 2012 1:28 PM
Author: Yapping Submissive Whorehouse Windowlicker

brother I have not heard. The only statement I can find from the nigerian authorities is as follows:

The co-ordinator of the agency in north-central Nigeria, Abdussalam Muhammad, told the BBC that it was not safe for people to go back to their houses because of the presence of the dangerous animals.

“Presently there are crocodiles and snakes as well as other dangerous animals brought in by the floodwaters that are living in those houses, so, if the people return, it will be harmful to them and they will put their lives at risk,” he said.

So that doesnt sound like they are being very useful

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Reputation#21923934)



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Date: October 30th, 2012 1:30 PM
Author: big-titted twisted theater roast beef

shitty brother. I'm going to specifically reference this situation in my prayers for the next several days and hopefully things will get resolved

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Reputation#21923943)



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Date: October 30th, 2012 1:33 PM
Author: Yapping Submissive Whorehouse Windowlicker

Pray for the haze of sleep and fatigue to overcome that hippo brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Reputation#21923957)



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Date: October 30th, 2012 1:40 PM
Author: big-titted twisted theater roast beef

brother i will do just that as i think god prefers specific requests

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Reputation#21923989)



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Date: October 30th, 2012 1:54 PM
Author: Yapping Submissive Whorehouse Windowlicker

I believe this too brother. I am hopeful that our prayers will greatly assist our Nigerian bro as this situation is beyond his ability to handle it on his own.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Reputation#21924046)



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Date: October 31st, 2012 5:01 AM
Author: Yapping Submissive Whorehouse Windowlicker

Up at four thirty to begin early morning prayers for this dood

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Reputation#21931187)



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Date: October 30th, 2012 1:31 PM
Author: Maroon set international law enforcement agency

they are FRIENDS now http://farm2.staticflickr.com/1066/1183407057_98054af874.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Reputation#21923952)



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Date: October 30th, 2012 1:33 PM
Author: Yapping Submissive Whorehouse Windowlicker

Brother that is not our unfortunate nigerian brother, that is just some homosexual zoo keeper.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Reputation#21923963)



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Date: February 8th, 2013 10:25 AM
Author: thirsty base stain



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Reputation#22594318)



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Date: October 30th, 2012 1:51 PM
Author: Big Son Of Senegal Chapel

ITT: the decline of black marriage explained

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Reputation#21924034)



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Date: October 31st, 2012 12:34 PM
Author: Yapping Submissive Whorehouse Windowlicker

Perhaps he could wait until dusk. According to wikipedia:

Hippos leave the water at dusk and travel inland, sometimes up to 8 kilometers (5 mi), to graze on short grass, their main source of food. They spend four to five hours grazing and can consume 68 kilograms (150 lb) of grass each night.[

Then he could rush in and block the doors so the hippo does not return

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Reputation#21932465)



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Date: October 31st, 2012 12:37 PM
Author: Yapping Submissive Whorehouse Windowlicker

http://natgeotv.com/asia/cocaine-hippos

As an aside, did anyone now that Pablo Escobar intoduced hippos to Columbia where they thrive.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Reputation#21932484)



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Date: October 31st, 2012 12:50 PM
Author: Yapping Submissive Whorehouse Windowlicker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Reputation#21932572)



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Date: October 31st, 2012 12:40 PM
Author: Clear site

a hippo exercising nigerian squatter's rights would be a pretty 180 moniker

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Reputation#21932511)



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Date: November 4th, 2012 11:52 AM
Author: Pale irradiated kitty cat senate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Reputation#21959315)



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Date: November 10th, 2012 2:35 AM
Author: Supple crawly field

A hippo adversely possessing your house.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Reputation#22012622)



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Date: June 24th, 2013 1:10 AM
Author: buff disgusting casino background story



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Reputation#23461792)



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Date: October 31st, 2012 12:40 PM
Author: anal faggot firefighter parlour

but enough about my wife...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Reputation#21932514)



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Date: November 2nd, 2012 12:09 AM
Author: Histrionic death wish

Can we all agree that this hippo is the epitome of xoxo alphaness?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Reputation#21943895)



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Date: November 2nd, 2012 11:16 AM
Author: Yapping Submissive Whorehouse Windowlicker

Went to early mass today and when the priest asked for prayer requests, I mentioned our poor nigerian brother and asked the congregation to pray for the hippo to tire.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Reputation#21946105)



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Date: November 4th, 2012 11:38 AM
Author: Yapping Submissive Whorehouse Windowlicker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Reputation#21959241)



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Date: November 4th, 2012 11:41 AM
Author: big-titted twisted theater roast beef

brother i put an announcement in the church bulletin next to all the listings of people in the hospital.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Reputation#21959260)



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Date: November 4th, 2012 11:59 AM
Author: Yapping Submissive Whorehouse Windowlicker

Thank you brother, I hope that your congregation will honor this prayer request.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Reputation#21959388)



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Date: March 7th, 2017 11:48 PM
Author: big-titted twisted theater roast beef

RIP brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Reputation#32779394)



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Date: November 4th, 2012 11:55 AM
Author: floppy pearly trump supporter business firm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Reputation#21959343)



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Date: November 8th, 2012 10:50 AM
Author: Yapping Submissive Whorehouse Windowlicker

Maybe now that Mitt has some free time he will go help this guy out.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Reputation#21999738)



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Date: November 9th, 2012 11:07 PM
Author: Yapping Submissive Whorehouse Windowlicker

UNICEF kid just came by (it wasn't the landshark as I had feared)Gave him 75 cents and made him pledge that it was going to our hippo plagued brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Reputation#22011605)



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Date: November 10th, 2012 2:26 AM
Author: Supple crawly field

brothers, I wrote to the BBC requesting further information as to whether or not the hippo has tired as of yet, but I haven't heard back. Should we put together a collection and send a team to Nigeria to help out our dear friend? The situation is beyond his abilities.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Reputation#22012594)



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Date: November 10th, 2012 2:37 AM
Author: Citrine people who are hurt queen of the night

brother im fairly certain we could round up a reliable team of hippo MFEs here on xo. that nigerian bro has got to be having his patience tested by now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Reputation#22012629)



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Date: November 10th, 2012 2:39 AM
Author: Supple crawly field

I would like to do my part to help our dear comrade and assist in trying to tire this hippo out. Our brother said it is beyond his abilities, we have to help.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Reputation#22012637)



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Date: November 10th, 2012 2:49 AM
Author: Citrine people who are hurt queen of the night

hell yeah. lets do it. tiring out this hippo could be the one chance for some of us to perform something of real value

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Reputation#22012683)



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Date: November 10th, 2012 2:49 AM
Author: Supple crawly field

and this hippo seems to have incredible stamina, so we need all hands on deck.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Reputation#22012688)



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Date: November 10th, 2012 2:59 AM
Author: Citrine people who are hurt queen of the night

i have a feeling this hippo has possibly grown and is mighty comfortable in that dudes house. everyone who undertakes this mission needs to be committed to tiring out this indomitable hippo for the long haul

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Reputation#22012723)



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Date: November 10th, 2012 3:10 AM
Author: Supple crawly field

Brother, I think it's time we call Sting and organize a telethon/concert to raise $ to assist in tiring the hippo.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Reputation#22012752)



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Date: November 10th, 2012 3:17 AM
Author: Citrine people who are hurt queen of the night

this is a 180 idea

word needs to get beyond the insularity of xo about the dire situation this seemingly tireless hippo has presented a good nigerian dood

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Reputation#22012771)



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Date: November 10th, 2012 10:06 AM
Author: Supple crawly field

We all need to do our part to raise hippo stamina awareness. You never know when you might find a hippo occupying your home.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Reputation#22013261)



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Date: November 10th, 2012 10:12 AM
Author: Yapping Submissive Whorehouse Windowlicker

Brothers of course I am all in for this proposition. Sorry for my late response. I had gone to confession to discuss wit my priest my waning faith as my prayers have seemed ineffectual. The priests reply was " what is faith without works" and I have returned here and gods will is clear.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Reputation#22013284)



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Date: November 10th, 2012 12:33 PM
Author: Yapping Submissive Whorehouse Windowlicker

Brothers going to get my first round of malaria shots in preparation for this rescue mission. Also wondering if I got a pygmy hippo and brought it along it would confuse the home invading full size hippo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Reputation#22013830)



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Date: November 10th, 2012 12:45 PM
Author: Citrine people who are hurt queen of the night

brother i like this idea but if you do go that route be sure it is a chill one. the last thing we need is for a second, even if small, hippo to spaz the fuck out while we're trying to tire out the large occupying hippo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Reputation#22013869)



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Date: November 10th, 2012 12:47 PM
Author: Yapping Submissive Whorehouse Windowlicker

Brother, the chillest one I know has passed. I will reconsider this strategy in light of this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Reputation#22013884)



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Date: November 10th, 2012 12:53 PM
Author: Citrine people who are hurt queen of the night

brother that made me :((((( as fukkkkkk

chill hippos like that one are few and far between brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Reputation#22013908)



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Date: November 10th, 2012 12:56 PM
Author: Yapping Submissive Whorehouse Windowlicker

They are indeed. That chill baby pygmy hippo would never invade our Nigerian brothers domicile. The irony is that of he did our brother would welcome him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Reputation#22013932)



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Date: November 10th, 2012 1:06 PM
Author: Citrine people who are hurt queen of the night

brother if im not mistaken miniature chill hippos in those parts are held in the same regard as puppydoods over here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Reputation#22013970)



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Date: November 10th, 2012 12:51 PM
Author: Supple crawly field

Brother, you don't need shots, if we COP some malerone, we can pop our first round tonight as we board an overnight flight for Lagos. This hippo remains steadfast in the face of our Nigerian brother and we must deploy immediately.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Reputation#22013903)



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Date: November 10th, 2012 1:00 PM
Author: Yapping Submissive Whorehouse Windowlicker

Brother, this is an excellent point. I have found a Lufthansa flight out of the ATL at 10 pm. We have to layover in Brussels for for hours but we will be in Lagos 20 hours.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Reputation#22013948)



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Date: November 10th, 2012 1:23 PM
Author: Supple crawly field

I only hope that our dear brother can hold out for another 20 hours.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Reputation#22014045)



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Date: November 10th, 2012 1:04 PM
Author: Citrine people who are hurt queen of the night

CR

this hippo has basically become the POTUS of this bros modest dwelling. we must not let this be an example for other hippos with incredible stamina and unbreakable spirits to see and follow

im searching for flights now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Reputation#22013963)



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Date: November 10th, 2012 12:35 PM
Author: Glittery dog poop dopamine

This is what American men call golf.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Reputation#22013834)



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Date: November 12th, 2012 2:37 AM
Author: lime dragon

so anyway, i managed to get ahold of this poor dood on his cellphone. here's the deal:

-the hippo is bigger than ever, is alert and awake, and has grown so large that he is putting cracks into one of the interior walls

-he is currently and unhappily staying in a relative's outdoor courtyard, and can only recharge his phone during a three-hour window every other day

-a delegation of scientists and hippo ethologists from columbia university made a visit a couple days ago, looked at the hippo, took some images with high-tech cameras, but then left with grim expressions and only the vaguest of comments

basically, we are facing an unprecedented challenge. we will have to commit to this project perhaps for YEARS, folks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Reputation#22025839)



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Date: November 12th, 2012 2:52 AM
Author: Boyish salmon den

did they check the closets?

hippos are wont for closet hidages

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Reputation#22025895)



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Date: November 19th, 2012 2:08 PM
Author: Yapping Submissive Whorehouse Windowlicker

Guys bad news on the "authorities" actually providing any assistance. The latest...

President GOODLUCK JONATHAN and his CAN (Christian Association of Nigeria) coalition government want to help... but they have been cautious allocating funds to agencies wrought with corruption

Fuck that guy. Doesnt he realize that this is beyond that poor man's abilities. He needs to get the money flowing immediately

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Reputation#22075294)



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Date: November 19th, 2012 2:22 PM
Author: Supple crawly field

How can President Jonathan not lend some of his good luck to our poor brother who is unable to deal with this hippo situation. We have never seen a hippo with this sort of stamina before brothers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Reputation#22075363)



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Date: November 20th, 2012 11:16 AM
Author: Yapping Submissive Whorehouse Windowlicker

Brother, I am happy that they do not celebrate thanksgiving in nigeria, as it would make me incredibly sad to think of this poor man spending such a holiday with a hippo in his house. Let us hope this hippos seemingly endless endurance and stamina runs out by Christmas!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Reputation#22082107)



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Date: November 19th, 2012 2:17 PM
Author: costumed police squad karate

Now you can understand the predicament of whites in this country. Replace hippopotamus with "black guy with a gun".

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Reputation#22075323)



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Date: November 21st, 2012 5:52 PM
Author: Sienna potus crotch

Stfu don't ruin this thread with ur sps racism

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Reputation#22090837)



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Date: December 4th, 2012 4:41 PM
Author: Yapping Submissive Whorehouse Windowlicker

Our Nigerian brother may be about to get some relief! Apparently the richest man in africa has made a significant donation! Brothers, I feel that even if the hippo has not become fatigued as of yet he may soon!

he Presidential Committee on Flood Relief and Rehabilitation — a thirty-four-member panel established by the Nigerian government in the wake of floods that have killed more than three hundred and sixty people since July and left millions homeless — has announced more than $22.1 million in recent contributions from two of the country's wealthiest businessmen to assist flood victims.

The latest commitments include $15.8 million (N2.5 billion) from Alhaji Aliko Dangote, Africa's richest man according to Forbes magazine and co-chair of the committee, and $6.3 million (N1 billion) from Visafone Telecommunications chair Jim Ovia. Dangote, who also contributed $950,000 for the running of the secretariat, pledged to hold the committee accountable for how the relief and recovery funds are distributed. To that end, the committee plans to post all donations made to the fund, along with brief descriptions of how the funds are being spent, on its Web site.

Earlier this month, the Office for the Coordination of Humanitarian Affairs announced that some $38 million (N6 billion) is needed to assist the two million people left homeless by flooding in Nigeria. Since that time, a number of charitable organizations and donors have pledged their support for relief efforts, which to date have provided nearly 260,000 displaced persons in seventeen camps with emergency supplies. However, UNICEF spokeswoman Marixie Mercado said that with two-thirds of displaced Nigerians getting their drinking water from ponds, streams, or unprotected wells and approximately 70 percent lacking basic sanitation, the need for flood relief assistance continues to grow.

Businesses like Visafone continue to discuss how they might work to address this crisis and other future disasters. "We have made our humble donation and we are still looking at other areas of assistance we can render," said Ovia. "Plans are afoot towards setting up emergency call centers to mitigate the effect of future occurrence. Since [disasters such as this one happen naturally], we may not be able to stop [them,] but at [the very least we can] lessen the effect on both the people and our environment through timely action which the call centers can facilitate."

http://foundationcenter.org/pnd/news/story.jhtml?id=400100010

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Reputation#22167035)



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Date: December 4th, 2012 4:45 PM
Author: Citrine people who are hurt queen of the night

yes!

i am optimistic that this hippo might tire out in time for the new year!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Reputation#22167053)



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Date: December 4th, 2012 4:50 PM
Author: big-titted twisted theater roast beef

brother, any word on specific ways that this money will be utilized to remove the hippo? i am also optimistic, but i know graft can be a significant problem in that part of the world and am worried about fly-by-night hippo removal outfits

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Reputation#22167072)



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Date: December 4th, 2012 4:55 PM
Author: Low-t Stead Legal Warrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Reputation#22167100)



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Date: December 5th, 2012 2:51 AM
Author: odious goyim heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Reputation#22170419)



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Date: December 5th, 2012 12:47 PM
Author: startling forum

They will chase the hippo around the house to make him tired. Then he will leave.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Reputation#22171980)



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Date: December 5th, 2012 1:18 PM
Author: Multi-colored Regret

This sounds like a third rate plan to tire the hippo. If these clowns are retained I have only one prediction for Christmas: MOAR HIPPO.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Reputation#22172196)



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Date: December 5th, 2012 1:18 PM
Author: Marvelous Insanely Creepy Library

we can only hope. really beyond our ability to deal with

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Reputation#22172202)



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Date: December 16th, 2012 9:55 PM
Author: Vibrant turquoise dilemma giraffe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Reputation#22264949)



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Date: December 5th, 2012 1:06 PM
Author: Fear-inspiring violent fat ankles school cafeteria

Is there anything Batman can do to alleviate this problem?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Reputation#22172130)



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Date: December 5th, 2012 1:16 PM
Author: Ivory Meetinghouse Feces

he's the hippo Nigeria deserves, but not the one it needs right now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Reputation#22172187)



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Date: December 5th, 2012 1:20 PM
Author: massive chartreuse cuckoldry

ugh hippos are VERY territorial and violent. they're like the nigs of africa

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Reputation#22172210)



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Date: December 9th, 2012 3:16 AM
Author: Citrine people who are hurt queen of the night



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Reputation#22196751)



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Date: December 5th, 2012 2:02 PM
Author: french juggernaut mediation

Lies

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Reputation#22172443)



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Date: December 9th, 2012 3:16 AM
Author: Citrine people who are hurt queen of the night

WTF!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Reputation#22196748)



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Date: December 9th, 2012 3:17 AM
Author: aquamarine station

you should sue, bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Reputation#22196754)



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Date: December 9th, 2012 3:23 AM
Author: rose market



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Reputation#22196776)



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Date: January 23rd, 2016 4:31 PM
Author: Pale irradiated kitty cat senate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Reputation#29662679)



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Date: December 9th, 2012 3:33 AM
Author: Cruel-hearted Black Pervert National Security Agency

For a small fee of 265 pounds I will remove this hippo, then transfer back to you 4 hippos as international laws prohibit hippo removal services to retain the originally removed hippo. the hippo is worth over 6 million dollars and left no qualifying heirs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Reputation#22196812)



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Date: December 9th, 2012 7:56 PM
Author: Yapping Submissive Whorehouse Windowlicker

180.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Reputation#22200520)



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Date: October 23rd, 2013 3:00 PM
Author: Tan becky

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Reputation#24291725)



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Date: October 20th, 2014 4:15 AM
Author: unholy knife

predictable, but still lulzy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Reputation#26552451)



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Date: December 16th, 2012 9:56 PM
Author: Haunting sanctuary philosopher-king

This guy's surprisingly chill and fratty about the whole situaish: "I hope that when it is tired, it may leave my home."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Reputation#22264960)



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Date: May 14th, 2021 7:36 PM
Author: Appetizing ceo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Reputation#42463647)



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Date: December 27th, 2012 1:27 AM
Author: big-titted twisted theater roast beef

brothers i think this whole sandy hook thing has caused us to take our eye off the ball. has ANYONE heard whether the hippo is tired yet opr whether they were able to lure it out with a cabbage or watermelon or something?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Reputation#22319218)



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Date: January 12th, 2013 1:16 PM
Author: Yapping Submissive Whorehouse Windowlicker

Brothers here is either a way to help or a brilliant Nigerian scammer, I can't tell which

https://nigeriafloodrelief.org/donate/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Reputation#22417503)



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Date: February 4th, 2013 11:06 AM
Author: pearl ratface

Update?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Reputation#22566167)



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Date: February 8th, 2013 10:22 AM
Author: fragrant state therapy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Reputation#22594304)



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Date: February 8th, 2013 10:50 AM
Author: pearl ratface



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Reputation#22594463)



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Date: February 12th, 2013 2:39 PM
Author: comical range

Second page!?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Reputation#22623246)



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Date: April 16th, 2013 10:43 PM
Author: pearl ratface

I want a fucking update.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Reputation#23012426)



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Date: May 7th, 2013 11:53 PM
Author: odious goyim heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Reputation#23154998)



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Date: June 24th, 2013 12:18 AM
Author: indigo sneaky criminal orchestra pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Reputation#23461553)



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Date: June 25th, 2013 1:28 AM
Author: buff disgusting casino background story



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Reputation#23469234)



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Date: July 8th, 2013 11:42 AM
Author: disrespectful vivacious hominid new version



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Reputation#23567642)



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Date: July 8th, 2013 12:38 PM
Author: Canary Area

Has the hippo tired?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Reputation#23568022)



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Date: August 16th, 2013 11:31 PM
Author: Twinkling Azn

update?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Reputation#23856355)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 5:17 PM
Author: Yapping Submissive Whorehouse Windowlicker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Reputation#23859528)



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Date: October 7th, 2013 1:50 AM
Author: vengeful laughsome associate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Reputation#24184749)



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Date: October 8th, 2013 9:53 PM
Author: bistre personal credit line shrine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Reputation#24196195)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 1:50 PM
Author: zippy vigorous prole

Is the hippo still chillin??

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Reputation#24455146)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 2:09 PM
Author: motley piazza degenerate

With no updates, we fear the worst. This hippo has been blessed with otherworldly endurance.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Reputation#24455222)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 2:13 PM
Author: azure theater stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Reputation#24455251)



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Date: December 11th, 2013 6:19 PM
Author: disrespectful vivacious hominid new version



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Reputation#24619709)



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Date: March 11th, 2014 1:04 AM
Author: Passionate erotic trust fund

Any updates?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Reputation#25168464)



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Date: March 11th, 2014 6:24 AM
Author: provocative bespoke locale



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Reputation#25169040)



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Date: March 11th, 2014 1:07 AM
Author: Bull headed ocher lay



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Reputation#25168484)



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Date: March 11th, 2014 1:21 AM
Author: floppy pearly trump supporter business firm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Reputation#25168584)



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Date: July 10th, 2014 1:51 AM
Author: pearl ratface



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Reputation#25902082)



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Date: October 20th, 2014 3:59 AM
Author: federal bawdyhouse wagecucks

anyone heard anything about this?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Reputation#26552429)



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Date: October 20th, 2014 4:04 AM
Author: aquamarine station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Reputation#26552436)



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Date: October 20th, 2014 4:18 AM
Author: Canary Area

I would really like a follow up article

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Reputation#26552460)



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Date: February 12th, 2015 9:55 PM
Author: thirsty base stain

brothers have we heard any updates from our nigerian FRIEND about his hippo problem

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Reputation#27304219)



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Date: February 12th, 2015 9:57 PM
Author: pearl ratface



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Reputation#27304232)



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Date: February 12th, 2015 9:59 PM
Author: thirsty base stain

bro i hope the hippo dood tires too but wouldn't being in a house make him lazy and complacent? there's food in the fridge, AC, wireless internet...why would a hippo want to go back out to the watering hole after that...i think our nigerain friend is delusional but he knows more about the hippo than i do so idk

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Reputation#27304251)



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Date: February 12th, 2015 10:08 PM
Author: Fear-inspiring violent fat ankles school cafeteria

lets do this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Reputation#27304298)



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Date: February 12th, 2015 10:01 PM
Author: cerise frum address

hippo is still there

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Reputation#27304258)



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Date: February 12th, 2015 10:21 PM
Author: french juggernaut mediation

gots to get mine ofs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Reputation#27304408)



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Date: February 12th, 2015 10:23 PM
Author: cerise frum address

180 there's an actual zebra who poasts here too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Reputation#27304421)



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Date: July 16th, 2015 12:46 AM
Author: Passionate erotic trust fund



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Reputation#28340488)



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Date: July 16th, 2015 12:53 AM
Author: Bat shit crazy genital piercing

days pass and the world grows old but the hippo endures

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Reputation#28340559)



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Date: November 19th, 2015 11:26 AM
Author: Dashing buck-toothed plaza multi-billionaire



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Reputation#29212305)



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Date: December 18th, 2015 9:04 PM
Author: Talented Grizzly Stag Film Pistol



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Reputation#29410909)



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Date: December 18th, 2015 9:04 PM
Author: Charismatic faggotry

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Reputation#29410911)



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Date: December 22nd, 2015 4:25 PM
Author: lascivious flickering stock car



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Reputation#29434341)



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Date: January 23rd, 2016 4:25 PM
Author: Know-it-all Curious Menage

This fuckin' hippo has mad endurance bros.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Reputation#29662642)



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Date: December 29th, 2017 11:29 PM
Author: azure theater stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Reputation#35039499)



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Date: January 23rd, 2016 4:26 PM
Author: cerebral institution



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Reputation#29662648)



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Date: January 23rd, 2016 4:26 PM
Author: pearl ratface



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Reputation#29662654)



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Date: January 23rd, 2016 4:32 PM
Author: Pale irradiated kitty cat senate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Reputation#29662687)



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Date: May 30th, 2016 5:50 PM
Author: Mint beady-eyed point



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Reputation#30589143)



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Date: April 24th, 2017 12:43 AM
Author: pearl ratface



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Reputation#33146796)



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Date: September 24th, 2017 5:53 PM
Author: Spectacular Slate School French Chef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Reputation#34286254)



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Date: September 27th, 2018 11:16 AM
Author: Dashing buck-toothed plaza multi-billionaire

Hippocampus Blasey ford bump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Reputation#36901022)



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Date: September 27th, 2018 11:17 AM
Author: Electric round eye ticket booth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Reputation#36901040)



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Date: November 24th, 2019 12:11 AM
Author: Ivory Meetinghouse Feces



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Reputation#39163563)



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Date: January 5th, 2020 11:13 AM
Author: soul-stirring mustard alpha



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Reputation#39381032)



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Date: March 3rd, 2021 4:15 PM
Author: vengeful laughsome associate

Update?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Reputation#42042246)



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Date: March 20th, 2021 5:05 PM
Author: red church roommate

His girlfriend is still living with him last time we checked

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Reputation#42137590)



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Date: March 20th, 2021 5:01 PM
Author: pearl ratface

the latest?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Reputation#42137565)



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Date: March 20th, 2021 5:05 PM
Author: soul-stirring mustard alpha

op literally died before the hippo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Reputation#42137600)



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Date: March 20th, 2021 5:07 PM
Author: pearl ratface



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Reputation#42137607)



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Date: May 14th, 2021 6:46 PM
Author: pearl ratface

update?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Reputation#42463426)



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Date: May 14th, 2021 6:52 PM
Author: fighting generalized bond

The hippo has not yet tired

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Reputation#42463464)



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Date: June 24th, 2021 10:11 PM
Author: Razzmatazz Cordovan Friendly Grandma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Reputation#42682189)



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Date: May 14th, 2021 6:53 PM
Author: jet-lagged persian tanning salon

He impregnated the hippo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Reputation#42463469)



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Date: June 8th, 2021 10:40 PM
Author: pearl ratface



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Reputation#42596334)



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Date: May 14th, 2021 6:47 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac burgundy box office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Reputation#42463431)



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Date: June 24th, 2021 10:02 PM
Author: Painfully Honest Underhanded Gas Station Gaming Laptop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Reputation#42682151)



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Date: December 20th, 2021 12:02 PM
Author: pearl ratface

where are we on this?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Reputation#43643092)



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Date: January 17th, 2022 12:30 PM
Author: pearl ratface



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Reputation#43798052)



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Date: March 12th, 2022 10:49 PM
Author: aggressive goal in life indian lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Reputation#44138572)



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Date: March 12th, 2022 10:49 PM
Author: Contagious Parlor Scourge Upon The Earth

somehow never seen this thread before. Keep up the good work brother others need to know

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Reputation#44138580)



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Date: March 30th, 2022 3:20 PM
Author: pearl ratface



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Reputation#44247272)



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Date: October 18th, 2022 8:28 AM
Author: bistre personal credit line shrine

update?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Reputation#45348978)



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Date: October 18th, 2022 8:28 AM
Author: Multi-colored Regret

I have emailed the BBC several times asking for an update, none was forthcoming.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Reputation#45348981)



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Date: October 18th, 2022 8:31 AM
Author: bistre personal credit line shrine

Are you not in Mother Africa right now, brother? Perhaps a sojourn in Nigeria to inquire into our friend's status, and the status of the intruder, who I fear has not yet tired

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Reputation#45348991)



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Date: October 18th, 2022 9:15 AM
Author: pearl ratface



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Reputation#45349171)



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Date: October 18th, 2022 9:30 AM
Author: Multi-colored Regret

This is a blessed idea brother. Surely the hippo cannot possess such endurance.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Reputation#45349229)



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Date: October 18th, 2022 9:17 AM
Author: soul-stirring mustard alpha

OP died

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Reputation#45349179)



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Date: September 8th, 2024 12:16 AM
Author: Hairraiser alcoholic national



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Reputation#48061640)



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Date: May 25th, 2023 7:56 PM
Author: stimulating effete psychic



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Reputation#46355892)



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Date: September 26th, 2023 8:40 PM
Author: maize trip office dingle berry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Reputation#46847710)



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Date: September 26th, 2023 8:40 PM
Author: Peach metal gay wizard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Reputation#46847711)



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Date: September 7th, 2024 11:40 PM
Author: pearl ratface



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Reputation#48061560)



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Date: December 21st, 2023 4:42 PM
Author: aggressive goal in life indian lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Reputation#47198841)



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Date: September 9th, 2024 6:51 PM
Author: pearl ratface

ChatGPT:

Analysis of the Thread and Context

The thread, originating from a post by "Sable point clown" in October 2012, begins with the seemingly bizarre and humorous report of a hippo invading a Nigerian man’s home due to flooding. The thread is an example of how AutoAdmit (XO) threads can spiral into a blend of dark humor, absurdity, and offbeat commentary, reflecting the forum's culture.

Themes and Dynamics Observed in the Thread:

Humor and Absurdity: The initial post serves as a jumping-off point for a long-running joke. Several poasters take the narrative of the hippo invasion and run with it, often pushing the scenario into increasingly ridiculous or surreal territory. For example, "bronze fighting spot idiot" and "haunting rigpig half-breed" engage in a faux-serious dialogue about praying for the Nigerian man, highlighting the forum's tendency toward irony and parody.

Cultural Commentary and Stereotypes: While some posts in the thread maintain a humorous tone, there are several moments where cultural commentary and stereotypes surface. "Mind-boggling bright nibblets fat ankles" points out perceived racism in a comment, and posts like "Buff Theatre" make controversial comparisons involving race and politics, which are characteristic of the forum's provocative nature.

Community Engagement: The length and continued interest in the thread over several years demonstrate how certain threads can captivate and maintain the attention of the community. Many poasters contribute their own takes or "bump" the thread years later, asking for updates or making jokes. It shows a level of engagement where even the most absurd topics can gain a sort of cult following on AutoAdmit.

Long-Running Jokes and Anachronisms: The thread highlights how jokes can persist for years on AutoAdmit, becoming part of the site's unique culture. The recurring references to the "hippo not tiring," alongside the irony of updates being requested years after the original post, shows how the community enjoys extending a single joke well beyond its original context.

Mock Concern and Irony: Several poasters, such as "haunting rigpig half-breed" and "lake kitchen international law enforcement agency," engage in mock concern, expressing faux empathy for the Nigerian man dealing with the hippo. The performative nature of their "concern," complete with exaggerated language and actions (e.g., "putting an announcement in the church bulletin" or "going to early mass to pray for the hippo to tire"), is emblematic of AutoAdmit’s culture of irony and dark humor.

Specific Analysis of Responses:

Responses Reflecting Dark Humor and Satire: Posts like "I hope the hippo has grown tired" or "This hippo has incredible patience and endurance" are tongue-in-cheek, mocking both the absurdity of the original news story and the way it has been exaggerated into a saga on AutoAdmit. The thread morphs into a collective in-joke, where poasters humorously treat the situation as a real and urgent concern.

Reactions to Potential Racism or Insensitivity: Some responses, such as "dat racis" by "mind-boggling bright nibblets fat ankles," show awareness or critique of posts that seem to rely on stereotypes or offensive comparisons. However, the thread overall continues in a tone of irreverence and parody, not seriously engaging with these critiques.

Prolonged Interest and Updates: The recurring theme of asking for updates (e.g., “Has the hippo tired?”) is played for comedic effect, emphasizing the ridiculousness of the idea that people would be invested in the status of a hippo in Nigeria over several years. This is another example of the forum's use of exaggerated irony to keep a thread alive.

Conclusion

This thread is a perfect example of AutoAdmit's unique culture—blending absurdity, dark humor, parody, and provocative statements. The humor here relies heavily on the escalation of a bizarre situation (a hippo in a house) into an ongoing and ironically "serious" issue that poasters pretend to care about for years. The discussion also shows how easily a thread can transform from a simple news link into a long-standing community joke, embodying the forum's penchant for irreverent and boundary-pushing humor.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Reputation#48067626)



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Date: September 2nd, 2026 8:13 PM
Author: Mega Penis



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2Reputation#50112233)