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Never forget: Martin Lawrence's SNL monologue 1994

http://snltranscripts.jt.org/93/93nmono.phtml "I'm s...
poppy idiotic home doctorate
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poppy idiotic home doctorate
  10/10/12
lol at white womyn
Amethyst police squad space
  10/10/12
What a 180, I wish I could see the video
provocative shimmering stag film
  10/10/12
http://www.hulu.com/watch/272133
deep lascivious nowag
  10/10/12
dude was insane. too bad Martin was a legit 180 show for th...
dun demanding dysfunction love of her life
  10/10/12
Indeed it was. Damn, Gina. Apparently Martin had a serious t...
vermilion coiffed coffee pot
  10/10/12
cant blame him...so hard bro...so hard....
dun demanding dysfunction love of her life
  10/10/12
"I'm watching douche commercials on television, and I'm...
Clear 180 Institution
  10/10/12
It wasn’t from what I recall. I think the network cut ...
Low-t senate
  05/15/23
Jon Hamm referenced this incident when he hosted SNL. htt...
poppy idiotic home doctorate
  10/10/12
tyft
misunderstood hideous spot
  10/10/12
180
Anal center
  10/10/12
awesome
Concupiscible chest-beating orchestra pit
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spectacular wild trust fund
  05/14/23
these women probably have Trichomoniasis "Females ma...
Razzle aquamarine temple
  10/29/12
Redd Foxx was doing the same act 40 years ago. http://www...
flickering psychic
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18000000000
shivering drab plaza
  05/15/23
You know, some women’ll let you go down, you know what...
Pink box office
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lmao
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Date: October 9th, 2012 3:16 PM
Author: poppy idiotic home doctorate

http://snltranscripts.jt.org/93/93nmono.phtml

"I'm single, I'm a single man, I don't have nobody, I'm looking for somebody and- but I'm meeting a lot of women out there, and you got some beautiful women, but you got some out there that, uh, I gotta say somethin'. Um... some of you are not washing your ass properly."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2Reputation#21749605)



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Date: October 9th, 2012 11:37 PM
Author: poppy idiotic home doctorate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2Reputation#21753140)



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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:19 AM
Author: poppy idiotic home doctorate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2Reputation#21755124)



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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:21 AM
Author: Amethyst police squad space

lol at white womyn

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2Reputation#21755138)



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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:27 AM
Author: provocative shimmering stag film

What a 180, I wish I could see the video

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2Reputation#21755170)



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Date: October 10th, 2012 1:22 PM
Author: deep lascivious nowag

http://www.hulu.com/watch/272133

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2Reputation#21755971)



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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:38 AM
Author: dun demanding dysfunction love of her life

dude was insane. too bad Martin was a legit 180 show for the first couple of seasons.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2Reputation#21755258)



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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:40 AM
Author: vermilion coiffed coffee pot

Indeed it was. Damn, Gina. Apparently Martin had a serious thing for her and creeper her the fuck out. Which you can see openly each time they kiss.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2Reputation#21755279)



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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:42 AM
Author: dun demanding dysfunction love of her life

cant blame him...so hard bro...so hard....

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2Reputation#21755291)



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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:49 AM
Author: Clear 180 Institution

"I'm watching douche commercials on television, and I'm wonderin' if some of you are reading the instructions. I don't think so. Y'know, 'cause I'm getting with some of the ladies, smelling odors, going "Wait a minute. (gestures with index finger) Girl, smell this! This you! Smell yourself, girl. Smell yourself! I tell a woman in a minute, douche! douche! Some women don't like when you tell them that, when you straightforward with them. "Douche!" They, (imitating woman) "Forget you! You cannot douche all the time, you're gonna wash all the natural juices out the body." I say, well, I dont give a damn what you do, put a Tic-Tac in your ass. Put a Cert in your ass. Oh, oh, y'know, this look like a good damn place for a Stick-up up in your ass. I'm sorry, y'all. You got to wash properly"

wow. it's amazing that this was aired on national television.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2Reputation#21755336)



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Date: May 15th, 2023 12:05 AM
Author: Low-t senate

It wasn’t from what I recall. I think the network cut out in the middle of it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2Reputation#46312473)



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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:51 AM
Author: poppy idiotic home doctorate

Jon Hamm referenced this incident when he hosted SNL.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3-7OUBuPVGU

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2Reputation#21755346)



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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:58 AM
Author: misunderstood hideous spot

tyft

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2Reputation#21755408)



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Date: October 10th, 2012 1:30 PM
Author: Anal center

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2Reputation#21756018)



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Date: October 29th, 2012 3:07 PM
Author: Concupiscible chest-beating orchestra pit

awesome

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2Reputation#21916181)



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Date: May 14th, 2023 11:56 PM
Author: spectacular wild trust fund



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2Reputation#46312446)



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Date: October 29th, 2012 3:10 PM
Author: Razzle aquamarine temple

these women probably have Trichomoniasis

"Females may experience:

A bad-smelling discharge from the vagina

Vaginal burning and itching

Worsening of symptoms with menstruation"

Read more: http://www.philly.com/philly/blogs/healthy_kids/Trich-This-Sexually-Transmitted-Disease-is-No-Treat.html



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2Reputation#21916221)



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Date: October 29th, 2012 3:13 PM
Author: flickering psychic

Redd Foxx was doing the same act 40 years ago.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uldt6Y-CE3s

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2Reputation#21916260)



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Date: May 15th, 2023 12:12 AM
Author: shivering drab plaza

18000000000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2Reputation#46312483)



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Date: May 15th, 2023 1:05 AM
Author: Pink box office

You know, some women’ll let you go down, you know what I’m sayin’, knowin’ they got a yeast infection. (Some audience disgust) I’m sorry. Sorry. Come up with dough all on your damn lip… Got a bagel and a croissant on your lip. “Anybody got any butter?” I like jelly on mine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2Reputation#46312590)



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Date: May 15th, 2023 1:44 AM
Author: Splenetic salmon cuckold

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2Reputation#46312629)



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Date: May 15th, 2023 11:53 AM
Author: Vivacious locale



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2Reputation#46313493)



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Date: February 1st, 2026 7:10 PM
Author: Vivacious locale



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2Reputation#49639602)



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Date: February 1st, 2026 7:14 PM
Author: Excitant New Version



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2Reputation#49639607)