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What is the difference between Lisa Rowe and a pizza?

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olive resort
  08/14/13
tell me
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  08/14/13
After a felon who did not graduate from high school drops th...
olive resort
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lol tyft
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This is like 180 gold with no recognition.
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  12/28/13
Today, it is recognized as gold my brother. 180
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it's enjoyable to fuck a pizza
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  08/14/13
When I order a pizza, it doesn't arrive at my doorstep cover...
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lmao
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swashbuckling jade hall
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a promptly delivered pizza can fetch $12
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  08/14/13
Pizzas don't suck cock for a small bag of meth
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hairraiser therapy
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When you are done eating a pizza, you have not consumed a ne...
olive resort
  08/14/13
To be fair, (Guy who doesn't ENGAGE THE PIZZA TRACKER)
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  08/14/13
When a pizzas gets cold it does not mean that it went into c...
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When you share a pizza with your friends it does not inform ...
olive resort
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When you are finished with a pizza it does not ask if it can...
olive resort
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weird blob of shit from another dimension
Chartreuse institution
  08/14/13
rofl
Razzle-dazzle sticky parlor
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180
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took a few attempts but 180
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The ignorant teenagers who made the pizza were not blackout ...
olive resort
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Pizzas don't grab their ankles when Tyrone barks at them
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I'm not afraid of the pizza's box.
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best of thread
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swashbuckling jade hall
  12/11/24
Criminally underrated
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If you have a few beers with the pizza it won't start crying...
olive resort
  08/14/13
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If you order the pizza online it's going to at least passing...
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At least one person in history has said that a pizza is incr...
olive resort
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(guy who doesn't realize that guys will say ANYTHING to get ...
hairraiser therapy
  08/14/13
pizzas have an expiration date
Chartreuse institution
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after you eat a pizza there's less grease on your hands
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Pizzas are not whores.
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A pizza tracker is online and engaged by the buyer instead o...
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180
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dull low-t turdskin
  03/31/18
The white box LR is kept in is padded.
bull headed idiot
  08/14/13
you want more pizza in the morning.
Adventurous site
  08/14/13
you're not ashamed to tell your friends you had pizza.
Adventurous site
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lol
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When a pizza shows up at a party everybody cheers instead of...
olive resort
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Pizzas aren't children of God who deserve respect and dignit...
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thank you for showing me kindness :)
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(not bloodacre)
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  03/31/18
When a pizza is an extra-large it doesn't spend a hundred ho...
olive resort
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*orders a BBP*
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When a pizza falls on the floor in a dingy frat basement it'...
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i seriously doubt any frat would think i was cool enough to ...
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If you forget to pick up a pizza it won't show up drunk at 4...
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The pizza does not claim that it's round just because it's a...
olive resort
  08/14/13
i dont think u know what ur talking about endo slime
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It's wrong to attack a pizza.
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my irl friend is sitting here reading this shit and maybe u ...
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If you share a pizza with friends you probably won't catch a...
Adventurous site
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is box ok? she hasnt posted in a while
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LR you know we <3 you but this might be the thread of the...
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there are a few that are pretty funny but a lot of them are ...
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To be fair, Do you want me to fight some of these niggers...
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  08/14/13
you always come through for me when no one else does ty and ...
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To be fair, k
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  08/14/13
ty, whitest knight <3
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TBF- not only a bitter deranged lunatic, but also beta white...
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  08/14/13
TMF: "WILL FIGHT EVERY NIGGER IN THIS PLACE"
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Lol TBF used to simp for Lisa Rowe, preserve this for all et...
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Do you think it's possible that this site is populated by me...
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  08/14/13
yeah and misogynists to boot! its gotten a lot harder to mak...
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That's because everyone posts under their pumo most of the t...
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you had someone literally begging for pix of u earlier
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that was just me on my other account
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ty for the kind words and good advice. honestly i never meet...
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go to a random bar in the richest part of town with a female...
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i only ever went to one bar and that is when i worked there....
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you should do it. have at least one photo of you in a low c...
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do you think i can still pull something like that off? im no...
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Yes. xoxo is correct that you were better looking 10 years ...
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well i think i could date a guy who was not really very succ...
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Worry about the long term at this point. There are plenty o...
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i dont really like artists much anyway. ive never dated one....
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Go for it then, Godspeed
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  08/14/13
ty for the advice friend
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"95th percentile body" LINK?
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i dont want to brag but irl im considered pretty hot shit on...
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*guys eager to empty their balls into your mouth call you ho...
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whatever
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Really? No offense, but after all the derogatory comments I...
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A pizza will come in about thirty minutes.
Adventurous site
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It's ok to pick on a pizza.
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It's possible for a male of average physical strength to pic...
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When a pizza shows up at a school or youth center it's not t...
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lol
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If you get sick of your pizza and toss it in a dumpster, it ...
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  08/14/13
180
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It's ok for kids to eat pizza at parties.
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If you are so stoned that you absolutely have to have your p...
olive resort
  08/14/13
If you flippantly say a pizza was great it won't get overly ...
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When you pick up a pizza, your friends don't text back 'doug...
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When you pay cash for a pizza, the money is not automaticall...
olive resort
  08/14/13
When you leave a pizza at your house while you go to work, i...
olive resort
  08/14/13
this is kind of funny, im surprised you came up with it hehe...
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Only cheese and tomato sauce ooze and drip out of the cracks...
canary plaza roommate
  08/14/13
a pretty shitty contribution
Chartreuse institution
  08/14/13
to be fair, white sauce can also drip out of a pizza's box
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  08/14/13
lol tyft
hairraiser therapy
  08/14/13
a pizza doesn't have unprotected sex with niggers
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it should try it lol im kidding but seriously i really enjoy...
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you've never seen a pizza delivery guy porno
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  08/14/13
One of these things is greasy, crusty and covered in sausage...
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i dunno, they both look great with Italian sausage on them
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  08/14/13
The only fungus you'll see on a pizza is a mushroom
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  08/14/13
did you hear the one about the mushroom who couldn't get a d...
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  08/14/13
I see potential for a lengthy pun story here
canary plaza roommate
  08/14/13
Fungi. Fungi.
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  08/14/13
sometimes i feel like you don't understand me and you know w...
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while both go for 99 cents per slice, it takes over three sl...
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  08/14/13
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When a pizza leaves a Dominoes, it's not because it's being ...
olive resort
  08/14/13
lmao
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  08/14/13
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Electric point
  08/14/13
You can get 2 for 1 deals with pizza but LR is unique.
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  08/14/13
this one is probably my favorite out of this whole thread. t...
Chartreuse institution
  08/14/13
A pizza serves an actual purpose in lyfe.
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When a driver puts a pizza in the car, the pizza doesn't off...
olive resort
  08/14/13
When a pizza gets baked it's not violating its parole.
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  08/14/13
my friend laughed at me irl. she doesn't really understand t...
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Pics?
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  08/14/13
link?
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After I eat pizza I don't need to go to the doctor for shots...
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People actually enjoy the fact that the pizza is flat and ro...
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  08/14/13
A pizza's crust is normal.
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  08/14/13
A pizza is an oven-baked, flat, round bread typically topped...
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  08/14/13
ty for the attention, its like its my birthday and christmas...
Chartreuse institution
  08/14/13
lisa rowe can't be topped!
smoky wild set
  08/14/13
i would consider allowing you to be on top of me tnsj if you...
Chartreuse institution
  08/14/13
a pizza can feed a family of four.
smoky wild set
  08/14/13
not really. the dad would eat like half of the pizza and the...
Chartreuse institution
  08/14/13
ps the dad was bloodacre
smoky wild set
  08/14/13
you know how bad i want that irl
Chartreuse institution
  08/14/13
One comes with a box and the other comes with The Box (and T...
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  08/14/13
a pizza doesn't scream when i make sweet love to it.
smoky wild set
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Pizza tastes good
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  08/14/13
Underrated
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After having been baked for a long time it goes into a box a...
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  08/14/13
Pizza won't tell you that it's pregnant and needs money from...
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  08/14/13
LR smells like anchovies no matter what you order.
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  08/14/13
late at night you can really get a craving for a hot piece o...
Adventurous site
  08/14/13
Even when it's bad, it's good... Mmm good
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lol
snowy rigpig
  08/14/13
Oh hai askav! Peace bro, http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=McDgDl...
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  08/14/13
yeah man no hate i just thought it was a corny post
snowy rigpig
  08/14/13
~h8-->1luv
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You know you shouldn't eat its crust, but you can't stop bec...
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  08/14/13
i can only eat pizza a few times per day.
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(guy trying to be main subject of the sequel to Lies and the...
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when a guy brings your pizza over he doesn't wait out in the...
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180
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  08/14/13
lisa rowe doesn't taste better with blisters
snowy rigpig
  08/14/13
pizza doesn't cut itself
gay ratface
  08/14/13
/thread. instant classic
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Tan Goyim
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180
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Odious Range
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  09/11/13
Lmao
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  06/07/17
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Translucent Floppy Theater Stage
  08/12/25
you wash your hands before touching the pizza.
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  08/14/13
Nothing. They're both fast, cheap, and only appealing when y...
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  08/14/13
my frat bros dont get pissed at me when i cum all over lisa ...
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  08/14/13
lol
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When you stick your dick in a pizza, it only burns for a min...
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  08/14/13
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I've never wanted to slowly thrust my erect cock in and out ...
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  08/14/13
A pizza isn't a pathetic 36 year old forever alone loser wit...
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  08/17/13
poignant
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Engage Pizza Tracker v. Never Engaged
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Tan Goyim
  09/11/13
A pizza's driver doesn't wait out in the car until everyone'...
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  09/11/13
one makes you feel all sated and content and warm on the ins...
vigorous navy property jew
  09/11/13
The pizza delivery guy died 12 years ago today
territorial school cafeteria
  09/11/13
wow. This entire thread is chock full of 180's
Marvelous sneaky criminal den
  12/28/13
A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.
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  12/28/13
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IF THE PIZZA GETS COLD, YOU CAN PUT IT IN A BIG BLACK MACHIN...
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  01/23/14
Everyone is happy when a pizza arrives.
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  03/10/14
a pizza isn't stupid enough to go to law school.
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jesus, I laughed at almost every single one of these. not ev...
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Pearly arousing chapel
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Cowardly passionate address kitty cat
  03/13/16
I want pizza
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Provocative base
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olive resort
  03/31/18
What happened to Lisa Rowe? She still poast? I see she w...
Harsh Water Buffalo Telephone
  07/18/18
it's 180 that she doesn't post here anymore.
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  07/18/18
(insert joke about "Family Sized Pizza" here)
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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:49 AM
Author: olive resort



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:49 AM
Author: Razzle-dazzle sticky parlor

tell me

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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:51 AM
Author: olive resort

After a felon who did not graduate from high school drops the pizza off at your house in exchange for $15, it will not try to rifle through your medicine cabinet.

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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:54 AM
Author: hairraiser therapy

lol tyft

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Date: December 28th, 2013 10:12 PM
Author: peach fragrant party of the first part

This is like 180 gold with no recognition.

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Date: December 28th, 2013 10:19 PM
Author: Marvelous sneaky criminal den

Today, it is recognized as gold my brother.

180

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Date: May 12th, 2015 1:40 AM
Author: Pearly arousing chapel

fucking lol

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Date: January 19th, 2016 10:41 PM
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so underrated

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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:50 PM
Author: Translucent Floppy Theater Stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#49179088)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:51 PM
Author: Azure Godawful Place Of Business



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#49179095)



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Date: January 11th, 2026 6:37 AM
Author: lime goal in life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#49580373)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:50 AM
Author: Vivacious Duck-like Mediation

it's enjoyable to fuck a pizza

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#23836081)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:50 AM
Author: alcoholic location

When I order a pizza, it doesn't arrive at my doorstep covered in cum.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#23836082)



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Date: May 12th, 2015 1:39 AM
Author: Razzle-dazzle sticky parlor

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#27872800)



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Date: December 11th, 2024 12:26 PM
Author: Cowardly passionate address kitty cat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#48436916)



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Date: December 11th, 2024 12:27 PM
Author: swashbuckling jade hall



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#48436918)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:51 AM
Author: Vivacious Duck-like Mediation

a promptly delivered pizza can fetch $12

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#23836085)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:51 AM
Author: Comical rebellious elastic band

Pizzas don't suck cock for a small bag of meth

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#23836088)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:53 AM
Author: hairraiser therapy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#23836099)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:54 AM
Author: olive resort

When you are done eating a pizza, you have not consumed a nearly fatal amount of gonorrhoea bacteria.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#23836103)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:31 AM
Author: gold kitty fortuitous meteor

To be fair,

(Guy who doesn't ENGAGE THE PIZZA TRACKER)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#23836236)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:56 AM
Author: olive resort

When a pizzas gets cold it does not mean that it went into cardiac arrest due to violent withdrawal symptoms.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#23836108)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:57 AM
Author: olive resort

When you share a pizza with your friends it does not inform you that it is $35 extra per guy and $50 for anyone who takes pictures.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#23836113)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:59 AM
Author: olive resort

When you are finished with a pizza it does not ask if it can sleep on your couch for a few nights and borrow $70 to get its cell phone reactivated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#23836121)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:03 AM
Author: Chartreuse institution

weird blob of shit from another dimension

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#23836142)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:21 AM
Author: Razzle-dazzle sticky parlor

rofl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#23836195)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:25 AM
Author: canary plaza roommate

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#23836415)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:36 AM
Author: soul-stirring vermilion crackhouse

rofl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#23836446)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 8:53 AM
Author: Misanthropic galvanic tanning salon

took a few attempts but 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#23837007)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:44 AM
Author: snowy rigpig

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#23837358)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:53 PM
Author: gay ratface



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#23838721)



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Date: March 10th, 2014 5:28 PM
Author: laughsome knife casino



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#25165720)



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Date: March 24th, 2021 2:43 PM
Author: yapping pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#42157979)



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Date: February 16th, 2023 2:58 PM
Author: orchid histrionic genital piercing



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#45943078)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:50 PM
Author: Translucent Floppy Theater Stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#49179090)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:07 AM
Author: appetizing maroon personal credit line



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#23836155)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:08 AM
Author: hairraiser therapy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#23836159)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:08 AM
Author: appetizing maroon personal credit line



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#23836157)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:09 AM
Author: olive resort

The ignorant teenagers who made the pizza were not blackout drunk, just a little high.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#23836162)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:10 AM
Author: alcoholic location

Pizzas don't grab their ankles when Tyrone barks at them

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#23836166)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:11 AM
Author: appetizing maroon personal credit line

I'm not afraid of the pizza's box.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#23836169)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:13 AM
Author: Chartreuse institution

best of thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#23836179)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:19 AM
Author: Adventurous site



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#23836194)



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Date: December 11th, 2024 12:27 PM
Author: swashbuckling jade hall



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#48436921)



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Date: December 11th, 2024 12:28 PM
Author: swashbuckling jade hall

Criminally underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#48436925)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:12 AM
Author: olive resort

If you have a few beers with the pizza it won't start crying and tell you about its family.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#23836176)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:12 AM
Author: hairraiser therapy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#23836361)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:13 AM
Author: olive resort

If you order the pizza online it's going to at least passingly resemble its picture when it shows up at your door.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#23836180)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:12 AM
Author: hairraiser therapy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#23836362)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:14 AM
Author: olive resort

At least one person in history has said that a pizza is incredibly hot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#23836183)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:12 AM
Author: hairraiser therapy

(guy who doesn't realize that guys will say ANYTHING to get laid)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#23836364)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:15 AM
Author: Chartreuse institution

pizzas have an expiration date

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#23836184)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:15 AM
Author: big magical shrine toilet seat

after you eat a pizza there's less grease on your hands

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#23836187)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:16 AM
Author: alcoholic location

Pizzas are not whores.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#23836188)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:17 AM
Author: bull headed idiot

A pizza tracker is online and engaged by the buyer instead of around the ankle and mandated by the state.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#23836189)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:23 AM
Author: Razzle-dazzle sticky parlor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#23836203)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:50 AM
Author: sooty frisky scourge upon the earth

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#23837697)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:04 PM
Author: Apoplectic center potus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#23838037)



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Date: August 15th, 2013 4:04 PM
Author: gay ratface



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#23846455)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 8:07 AM
Author: olive resort



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#23857525)



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Date: January 19th, 2016 10:35 PM
Author: Pearly arousing chapel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#29635464)



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Date: March 31st, 2018 3:14 PM
Author: dull low-t turdskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#35731944)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:18 AM
Author: bull headed idiot

The white box LR is kept in is padded.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#23836190)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:19 AM
Author: Adventurous site

you want more pizza in the morning.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#23836193)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:21 AM
Author: Adventurous site

you're not ashamed to tell your friends you had pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#23836197)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:35 AM
Author: Exciting massive lettuce home

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#23837616)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:22 AM
Author: olive resort

When a pizza shows up at a party everybody cheers instead of instinctively double-checking that they still have their wallets.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#23836199)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:22 AM
Author: appetizing maroon personal credit line

Pizzas aren't children of God who deserve respect and dignity despite their flaws.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#23836200)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:26 AM
Author: Chartreuse institution

thank you for showing me kindness :)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#23836206)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:30 AM
Author: Adventurous site



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#23836231)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:40 PM
Author: orange hominid state

(not bloodacre)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#23842193)



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Date: March 31st, 2018 3:06 PM
Author: lascivious disrespectful hell



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#35731905)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:25 AM
Author: olive resort

When a pizza is an extra-large it doesn't spend a hundred hours trying to convince an internet forum that it's a size 4.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#23836205)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:27 AM
Author: appetizing maroon personal credit line

*orders a BBP*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#23836212)



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Date: January 23rd, 2014 4:48 PM
Author: Bat shit crazy stage gaming laptop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#24884254)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:27 AM
Author: olive resort

When a pizza falls on the floor in a dingy frat basement it's not because it was there trying to score ketamine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#23836214)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:28 AM
Author: Chartreuse institution

i seriously doubt any frat would think i was cool enough to invite me to one of their crazy parties

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#23836219)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:29 AM
Author: olive resort

If you forget to pick up a pizza it won't show up drunk at 4:00 a.m. to slash your tires.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#23836222)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:30 AM
Author: Adventurous site



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#23836228)



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Date: September 11th, 2013 1:34 AM
Author: vigorous navy property jew



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#24031386)



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Date: February 16th, 2023 2:54 PM
Author: vigorous navy property jew



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#45943056)



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Date: February 16th, 2023 2:55 PM
Author: yapping pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#45943063)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:30 AM
Author: olive resort

The pizza does not claim that it's round just because it's a mesomorph.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#23836226)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:30 AM
Author: Chartreuse institution

i dont think u know what ur talking about endo slime

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#23836230)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:30 AM
Author: Adventurous site

It's wrong to attack a pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#23836227)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:31 AM
Author: Chartreuse institution

my irl friend is sitting here reading this shit and maybe u guys could tone it down since i have company tyia

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#23836232)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:33 AM
Author: Adventurous site

If you share a pizza with friends you probably won't catch anything.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#23836243)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:34 AM
Author: Amethyst overrated native yarmulke

is box ok? she hasnt posted in a while

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#23836246)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:31 AM
Author: razzle national ape

LR you know we <3 you but this might be the thread of the year. I could easily see a stand-up comic working many of these into a routine about an ex.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#23836235)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:35 AM
Author: Chartreuse institution

there are a few that are pretty funny but a lot of them are stupid and seem to just be mean spirited. i have been leaving here feeling dejected a lot lately, even my irl friends have noticed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#23836248)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:35 AM
Author: gold kitty fortuitous meteor

To be fair,

Do you want me to fight some of these niggers on your behalf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#23836251)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:40 AM
Author: Chartreuse institution

you always come through for me when no one else does ty and yes, i would like that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#23836270)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:45 AM
Author: gold kitty fortuitous meteor

To be fair,

k

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#23836281)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:24 AM
Author: Chartreuse institution

ty, whitest knight <3

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#23836408)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:27 AM
Author: canary plaza roommate

TBF- not only a bitter deranged lunatic, but also beta white knighter

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#23836424)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:11 AM
Author: Charcoal Spot Reading Party

TMF: "WILL FIGHT EVERY NIGGER IN THIS PLACE"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#23837041)



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Date: June 11th, 2025 11:03 AM
Author: Pontificating Love Of Her Life Trump Supporter

Lol TBF used to simp for Lisa Rowe, preserve this for all eternity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#49005049)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:36 AM
Author: Adventurous site

Do you think it's possible that this site is populated by mean spirited misanthropes? Just throwing that out there.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#23836253)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:39 AM
Author: Chartreuse institution

yeah and misogynists to boot! its gotten a lot harder to make new friends here ive noticed or maybe it just seems that way to me lately...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#23836264)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:41 AM
Author: razzle national ape

That's because everyone posts under their pumo most of the time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#23836271)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:41 AM
Author: Amethyst overrated native yarmulke

you had someone literally begging for pix of u earlier

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#23836272)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:47 AM
Author: Chartreuse institution

that was just me on my other account

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#23836284)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:44 AM
Author: Electric point



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#23837356)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:40 AM
Author: razzle national ape

You objectively have a 95th percentile body and are a chill chick. You should try going out in areas you normally don't to meet people. Stay away from LR xoxo threads for awhile. You'll be happier.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#23836269)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:49 AM
Author: Chartreuse institution

ty for the kind words and good advice. honestly i never meet new people, but i dont really go places either. i go out to get food and except for the people i pass on the sidewalk, my social circle never seems to grow much :( i wish a new and interesting person would appear in my life, a new friend or maybe even something more

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#23836290)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:52 AM
Author: razzle national ape

go to a random bar in the richest part of town with a female friend. 100% chance you get hit on.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#23836294)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:55 AM
Author: Chartreuse institution

i only ever went to one bar and that is when i worked there. i dont really enjoy doing it and i also dont really enjoy being hit on and i dont think men really enjoy having to do that either, do they? what are your thoughts on internet dating?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#23836304)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:01 AM
Author: razzle national ape

you should do it. have at least one photo of you in a low cut, tight dress, but at an upscale lounge. describe domestic, CGWBT interests and hobbies. you will have good looking rich doods buying you dinners left and right.

go to nice bars and lounges you haven't been to even if you don't enjoy it at first. doods worth talking to enjoy hitting on women, and you will meet some solid doods this way even if it's uncomfortable for you initially.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#23836327)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:04 AM
Author: Chartreuse institution

do you think i can still pull something like that off? im no spring chicken anymore. i hope guys will still be interested in me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#23836338)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:08 AM
Author: razzle national ape

Yes. xoxo is correct that you were better looking 10 years ago than you are now. but especially with your body, you will still have sex appeal for a decade. xoxo is also correct, however, that you will have less sex appeal each passing year. now is the time to take control of your romantic life and put yourself out there among successful doods. you'll find one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#23836349)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:13 AM
Author: Chartreuse institution

well i think i could date a guy who was not really very successful at all if he was a nice person and he cared about me and who i am on the inside. there is not a lot of things that i want to buy but i would like my children to go to a nice school and things like that. is it very important that he be successful? what sort of problems might i run into if he was not like that?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#23836365)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:24 AM
Author: razzle national ape

Worry about the long term at this point. There are plenty of nice people out there who would care about you but also make a respectable living. You'll eventually become unhappy around a starving artist type.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#23836410)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:29 AM
Author: Chartreuse institution

i dont really like artists much anyway. ive never dated one. i don't think they'd really want to date me anyway. but once i went out with a guy who felt like he was a failure and he said he was going to hang out in the art scene so that he didn't appear to be a loser at first glance, even though he wasn't any kind of artist. i think that's what he ended up doing but i don't think he's much happier than before.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#23836435)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:36 AM
Author: razzle national ape

Go for it then, Godspeed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#23836450)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:40 AM
Author: Chartreuse institution

ty for the advice friend

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#23836458)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:14 AM
Author: hairraiser therapy

"95th percentile body"

LINK?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#23836370)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:16 AM
Author: Chartreuse institution

i dont want to brag but irl im considered pretty hot shit on fire, at least that's what literally everybody tells me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#23836381)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:19 AM
Author: hairraiser therapy

*guys eager to empty their balls into your mouth call you hot*

Oh what hot shit on fire

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#23836390)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:24 AM
Author: Chartreuse institution

whatever

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#23836411)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 12:07 PM
Author: Diverse nursing home

Really? No offense, but after all the derogatory comments I've read about you on here, I just assumed you were a landbeast.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#23837750)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:34 AM
Author: Adventurous site

A pizza will come in about thirty minutes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#23836245)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:36 AM
Author: appetizing maroon personal credit line

It's ok to pick on a pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#23836255)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:38 AM
Author: olive resort

It's possible for a male of average physical strength to pick up a pizza.

Men are routinely happy about deciding to pick up a pizza.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#23836261)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:37 AM
Author: olive resort

When a pizza shows up at a school or youth center it's not there to perform court-ordered community service.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#23836259)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:12 PM
Author: sooty frisky scourge upon the earth

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#23838842)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:40 AM
Author: olive resort

If you get sick of your pizza and toss it in a dumpster, it doesn't scream back "YOU THINK I HAVEN'T BEEN THIS LOW BEFORE MOTHERFUCKER" and violently kick the walls.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#23836267)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:59 AM
Author: canary plaza roommate

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#23836312)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:54 AM
Author: coral fighting pozpig gas station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#23837140)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:44 AM
Author: appetizing maroon personal credit line

It's ok for kids to eat pizza at parties.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#23836275)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:45 AM
Author: olive resort

If you are so stoned that you absolutely have to have your pizza right then, you don't need to promise you love it and give it a bump of crystal before you can have it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#23836279)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:48 AM
Author: olive resort

If you flippantly say a pizza was great it won't get overly encouraged and decide to apply to law school.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#23836287)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:53 AM
Author: balding filthy cruise ship newt

When you pick up a pizza, your friends don't text back 'dough mound' and you don't reply 'just so you know'.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#23836296)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:11 AM
Author: balding filthy cruise ship newt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#23836359)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:59 AM
Author: olive resort

When you pay cash for a pizza, the money is not automatically earmarked for pills.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#23836314)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:00 AM
Author: olive resort

When you leave a pizza at your house while you go to work, it does not start excitedly texting everyone that it thinks it has a boyfriend.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#23836321)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:02 AM
Author: Chartreuse institution

this is kind of funny, im surprised you came up with it hehe jk thats rude you faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#23836334)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:00 AM
Author: canary plaza roommate

Only cheese and tomato sauce ooze and drip out of the cracks in a pizza's box.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#23836324)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:02 AM
Author: Chartreuse institution

a pretty shitty contribution

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#23836335)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:15 AM
Author: canary plaza roommate

to be fair, white sauce can also drip out of a pizza's box

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#23836380)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:17 AM
Author: hairraiser therapy

lol tyft

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#23836385)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:11 AM
Author: hairraiser therapy

a pizza doesn't have unprotected sex with niggers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#23836360)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:14 AM
Author: Chartreuse institution

it should try it lol im kidding but seriously i really enjoy it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#23836369)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:31 AM
Author: Cyan Alcoholic Antidepressant Drug University



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#23837284)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:13 PM
Author: sooty frisky scourge upon the earth

you've never seen a pizza delivery guy porno

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#23838854)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:15 AM
Author: crystalline erotic prole travel guidebook

One of these things is greasy, crusty and covered in sausage. The other is pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#23836378)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:17 AM
Author: offensive locus

i dunno, they both look great with Italian sausage on them

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#23836383)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:19 AM
Author: canary plaza roommate

The only fungus you'll see on a pizza is a mushroom

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#23836388)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:19 AM
Author: Chartreuse institution

did you hear the one about the mushroom who couldn't get a date? he said hey, what's the matter? im a fungus!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#23836392)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:21 AM
Author: canary plaza roommate

I see potential for a lengthy pun story here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#23836397)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 8:52 AM
Author: Adventurous site

Fungi. Fungi.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#23837002)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:02 AM
Author: Chartreuse institution

sometimes i feel like you don't understand me and you know what? sometimes i feel like you dont even try

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#23837168)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:20 AM
Author: canary plaza roommate

while both go for 99 cents per slice, it takes over three slices of pizza to start feeling ill

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#23836394)



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Date: August 15th, 2013 12:33 AM
Author: ruby titillating generalized bond

165

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#23843016)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:25 AM
Author: olive resort

When a pizza leaves a Dominoes, it's not because it's being escorted out for violating a restraining order.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#23836416)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:27 AM
Author: hairraiser therapy

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#23836427)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:55 AM
Author: Electric point



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#23837403)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:32 AM
Author: Trip nighttime rehab

You can get 2 for 1 deals with pizza but LR is unique.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#23836441)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:37 AM
Author: Chartreuse institution

this one is probably my favorite out of this whole thread. ty for posting it :)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#23836453)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:36 AM
Author: Thriller Turquoise Idea He Suggested

A pizza serves an actual purpose in lyfe.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#23836449)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:37 AM
Author: olive resort

When a driver puts a pizza in the car, the pizza doesn't offer him 25 adderalls if he will drive it all the way to Fresno where the Pizza's friend lives.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#23836454)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:41 AM
Author: olive resort

When a pizza gets baked it's not violating its parole.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#23836460)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:42 AM
Author: balding filthy cruise ship newt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#23836463)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:51 AM
Author: Chartreuse institution

my friend laughed at me irl. she doesn't really understand these memes since she knows what im like irl and im actually pretty classy and dont do most of the stuff itt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#23836486)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:40 AM
Author: angry talking azn windowlicker

Pics?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#23837116)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 8:32 AM
Author: Cowardly passionate address kitty cat

link?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#23857556)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:55 AM
Author: Razzle-dazzle sticky parlor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#23836492)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:46 AM
Author: aromatic unhinged school messiness

After I eat pizza I don't need to go to the doctor for shots.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#23836472)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 8:54 AM
Author: impressive splenetic library

People actually enjoy the fact that the pizza is flat and round?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#23837009)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 8:56 AM
Author: Adventurous site

A pizza's crust is normal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#23837011)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:45 AM
Author: Odious Range

A pizza is an oven-baked, flat, round bread typically topped with a tomato sauce, cheese and various other assorted toppings.

Lisa Rowe on the other hand is an ugly cunt whore degenerate bitch of a woman who spends her life on a racist misogynistic message board.

The two are quite different, I assure you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#23837125)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:47 AM
Author: Chartreuse institution

ty for the attention, its like its my birthday and christmas all at the same time but really its just any old wednesday, also known as hump day lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#23837127)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:49 AM
Author: smoky wild set

lisa rowe can't be topped!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#23837130)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:50 AM
Author: Chartreuse institution

i would consider allowing you to be on top of me tnsj if you know what i mean (fucking) im jk. my friend is sitting here with me irl and im just kind of showing off for her. she thinks xo is a little bit fun and she is thinking of posting herself some time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#23837134)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:51 AM
Author: smoky wild set

a pizza can feed a family of four.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#23837136)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:59 AM
Author: Chartreuse institution

not really. the dad would eat like half of the pizza and there are other variables here that make this unlikely a lot of the time but i dont want to argue about it anymore

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#23837157)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:00 AM
Author: smoky wild set

ps the dad was bloodacre

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#23837159)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:01 AM
Author: Chartreuse institution

you know how bad i want that irl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#23837164)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:49 AM
Author: aphrodisiac infuriating senate

One comes with a box and the other comes with The Box (and Twist).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#23837131)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:57 AM
Author: smoky wild set

a pizza doesn't scream when i make sweet love to it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#23837151)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:11 AM
Author: Sapphire psychic

Pizza tastes good

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#23837210)



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Date: August 15th, 2013 12:34 AM
Author: ruby titillating generalized bond

Underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#23843020)



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Date: January 23rd, 2014 4:41 PM
Author: laughsome knife casino



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#24884222)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:12 AM
Author: aphrodisiac infuriating senate

After having been baked for a long time it goes into a box and is unceremoniously driven to its final destination. You eat the other one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#23837214)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:13 AM
Author: Sapphire psychic

Pizza won't tell you that it's pregnant and needs money from you to pay for the abortion, just to scam some cash from you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#23837218)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:36 AM
Author: territorial school cafeteria

LR smells like anchovies no matter what you order.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#23837317)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:36 AM
Author: Adventurous site

late at night you can really get a craving for a hot piece of pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#23837318)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:38 AM
Author: flesh startled toaster

Even when it's bad, it's good... Mmm good

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#23837332)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:45 AM
Author: snowy rigpig

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#23837361)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:51 AM
Author: flesh startled toaster

Oh hai askav! Peace bro, http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=McDgDlnDX0Y&desktop_uri=%2Fwatch%3Fv%3DMcDgDlnDX0Y

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#23837387)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:03 AM
Author: snowy rigpig

yeah man no hate i just thought it was a corny post

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#23837422)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:12 AM
Author: flesh startled toaster

~h8-->1luv

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#23837459)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:52 AM
Author: aphrodisiac infuriating senate

You know you shouldn't eat its crust, but you can't stop because it tastes so good. The crust on the pizza is just plain gross

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#23837388)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:06 AM
Author: charismatic fuchsia theatre

i can only eat pizza a few times per day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#23837429)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:13 PM
Author: Amethyst overrated native yarmulke

(guy trying to be main subject of the sequel to Lies and the Lying Liars Who Tell Them)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#23838096)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:37 AM
Author: Twinkling shivering becky box office

when a guy brings your pizza over he doesn't wait out in the car until you've finished w it to give it a ride home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#23837623)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:41 PM
Author: pearl people who are hurt dilemma

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#23842202)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:38 AM
Author: snowy rigpig

lisa rowe doesn't taste better with blisters

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#23837628)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:44 AM
Author: gay ratface

pizza doesn't cut itself

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#23837664)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:45 AM
Author: snowy rigpig

/thread. instant classic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#23837667)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 12:55 PM
Author: Tan Goyim



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#23837971)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:01 PM
Author: Onyx Dashing Step-uncle's House



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#23838016)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 6:59 PM
Author: smoky wild set

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#23840389)



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Date: August 15th, 2013 9:29 AM
Author: Sapphire psychic



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#23844315)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 8:10 AM
Author: Odious Range



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#23857531)



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Date: September 11th, 2013 5:07 PM
Author: Indigo Motley Trailer Park



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#24034071)



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Date: June 7th, 2017 3:38 PM
Author: Well-lubricated Police Squad

Lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#33497607)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:51 PM
Author: Translucent Floppy Theater Stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#49179093)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 12:01 PM
Author: flushed forum

you wash your hands before touching the pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#23837735)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:06 PM
Author: Tan Goyim

Nothing. They're both fast, cheap, and only appealing when you're fucked up.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#23838059)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:11 PM
Author: Twisted bearded organic girlfriend death wish

my frat bros dont get pissed at me when i cum all over lisa rowe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#23838084)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 6:59 PM
Author: smoky wild set

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#23840387)



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Date: August 15th, 2013 4:06 PM
Author: silver patrolman codepig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#23846473)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:48 PM
Author: Concupiscible internal respiration

When you stick your dick in a pizza, it only burns for a minute

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#23838290)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 7:03 PM
Author: Free-loading shaky corner cumskin

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#23840413)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:51 PM
Author: Supple Locale Marketing Idea

I've never wanted to slowly thrust my erect cock in and out in deliberate long thrusts, eyes locked in the intensity of passion as I try to time myself, watching for cues as to the plateau of pleasure to achieve simultaneously as frames writhe and intertwine and moans and gasps and breaths escape from our need bodies... with a pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#23838305)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 8:23 AM
Author: hot parlour pistol

A pizza isn't a pathetic 36 year old forever alone loser with a meth problem.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#23857544)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 9:40 AM
Author: contagious brass really tough guy

poignant

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#23857679)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 10:08 AM
Author: haunting federal sound barrier abode

Engage Pizza Tracker v. Never Engaged

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#23857732)



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Date: September 11th, 2013 1:05 AM
Author: Tan Goyim



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#24031228)



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Date: September 11th, 2013 1:22 AM
Author: Indigo Motley Trailer Park

A pizza's driver doesn't wait out in the car until everyone's had a piece.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#24031313)



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Date: September 11th, 2013 1:40 AM
Author: vigorous navy property jew

one makes you feel all sated and content and warm on the inside, and the other is a pizza

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#24031422)



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Date: September 11th, 2013 5:16 PM
Author: territorial school cafeteria

The pizza delivery guy died 12 years ago today

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#24034114)



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Date: December 28th, 2013 10:20 PM
Author: Marvelous sneaky criminal den

wow. This entire thread is chock full of 180's

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#24727533)



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Date: December 28th, 2013 10:35 PM
Author: frozen church

A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#24727608)



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Date: January 9th, 2014 5:18 PM
Author: metal irradiated stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#24804817)



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Date: January 23rd, 2014 4:43 PM
Author: Chestnut ticket booth corn cake

IF THE PIZZA GETS COLD, YOU CAN PUT IT IN A BIG BLACK MACHINE TO MAKE IT WARM AGAIN. IF LISA ROWE GETS COLD, YOU CAN PUT A BIG BLACK MACHINE IN IT TO MAKE IT WARM AGAIN.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#24884233)



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Date: March 10th, 2014 5:33 PM
Author: Autistic gay wizard

Everyone is happy when a pizza arrives.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#25165762)



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Date: March 10th, 2014 5:35 PM
Author: kink-friendly stimulating indirect expression

a pizza isn't stupid enough to go to law school.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#25165774)



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Date: May 12th, 2015 1:39 AM
Author: Pearly arousing chapel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#27872794)



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Date: May 12th, 2015 1:42 AM
Author: orange hominid state

jesus, I laughed at almost every single one of these. not even going to bother bumping them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#27872821)



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Date: January 19th, 2016 11:09 PM
Author: Provocative base



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#29635776)



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Date: October 25th, 2017 3:36 PM
Author: gay ratface



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#34526716)



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Date: November 29th, 2015 10:42 PM
Author: Cowardly passionate address kitty cat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#29274889)



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Date: December 23rd, 2015 10:22 PM
Author: Cowardly passionate address kitty cat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#29443707)



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Date: January 5th, 2016 12:58 AM
Author: Pearly arousing chapel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#29523743)



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Date: March 13th, 2016 7:47 AM
Author: Cowardly passionate address kitty cat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#30045225)



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Date: June 7th, 2017 3:41 PM
Author: glittery buff stag film voyeur

I want pizza

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#33497638)



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Date: September 22nd, 2017 8:14 PM
Author: Provocative base



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#34272404)



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Date: March 31st, 2018 2:53 PM
Author: olive resort



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#35731864)



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Date: July 18th, 2018 10:16 AM
Author: Harsh Water Buffalo Telephone

What happened to Lisa Rowe? She still poast?

I see she was outed quite a bit in 2010-2012. NOT COOL.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#36451142)



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Date: July 18th, 2018 10:25 AM
Author: ocher temple

it's 180 that she doesn't post here anymore.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#36451208)



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Date: July 18th, 2018 10:17 AM
Author: Harsh Water Buffalo Telephone

(insert joke about "Family Sized Pizza" here)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#36451150)



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Date: April 30th, 2019 3:51 PM
Author: yapping pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#38165888)



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Date: June 21st, 2020 7:19 PM
Author: Cowardly passionate address kitty cat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#40468295)



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Date: June 23rd, 2020 9:49 PM
Author: Cowardly passionate address kitty cat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#40482943)



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Date: July 11th, 2020 3:12 AM
Author: irate maize boistinker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#40585370)



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Date: December 16th, 2021 4:34 PM
Author: yapping pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#43620983)



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Date: March 22nd, 2022 5:40 PM
Author: yapping pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2Reputation#44198924)