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I can see it in your eyes.You don't have a single fucking offer.

Date: November 21st, 2006 4:37 PM Author: variazns on a the...
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  09/18/14
the board was so fucking faggy back then
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ya it was basically paradise for jjc very unchill
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  03/08/16
I'm glad this bort has moved beyond its faggy ways.
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  03/08/16
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Date: September 18th, 2014 12:55 PM
Author: cocky abnormal nowag affirmative action

Date: November 21st, 2006 4:37 PM

Author: variazns on a theme

I see you every time you walk down the halls. You recover from your zombie-like trance just long enough to avert your eyes away from mine. The semester has worn you down and what do you have to show for it? You are a stump of a man.

You hope I don't start up a conversation with you because you know it will lead to the inevitable. That talk and pitter patter about plans for the summer. Great summer plans of getting wined and dined in some far off city. Great plans of meeting new people and getting paid to do nothing. Because you didn't get a single fucking offer. And I can see the pain in your eyes.

I had more callbacks than you had first-interviews. I had more offers than the number of firms who would even deign to look at you twice. I've been to more cities in 4 weeks than you or your grandchildren will ever set foot in during their entire lives. Chicago, New York, LA. I can tell you which airlines fly from which terminals and how many feet you have to walk to get to the 6:50 flight to LaGuardia from the 5:30 flight from O'Hare. I've had more money thrown at me on a single dinner than you spent on food in an entire month. Because you had heard about the stories of excess. And they wouldn't even let you glance inside the window.

For me, normalcy begins again when I write my last exam for my last final of this semester. But for you, it never begins. I see you in the library paging through your casebook. I see you rush to each of your classes: a sense of urgency in the way you move. Because you lost the 1L race, and you'd like to move just a little faster for the 2L one.

I'm sorry my friend, but the life of the law is not only the life of the mind, it is the life of the mob. And to the mob, I cast my body thereupon.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=531222&forum_id=2#7042983)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2677662&forum_id=2Reputation#26351081)



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Date: September 18th, 2014 12:58 PM
Author: rose bearded field dragon

law students and lawyers all need to be gassed

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Date: September 18th, 2014 1:10 PM
Author: razzle abusive boltzmann

the board was so fucking faggy back then

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2677662&forum_id=2Reputation#26351128)



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Date: September 18th, 2014 1:46 PM
Author: ivory corner

fair

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Date: August 18th, 2015 4:03 PM
Author: blathering hairraiser degenerate



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Date: February 26th, 2016 6:09 PM
Author: Passionate Macaca Idiot

Cr. Notice it's always the shitlibs talking about xo2005 like it was some bastion of prestige, when in reality it was a bunch of asian strivers celebrating being kike slaves

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2677662&forum_id=2Reputation#29925358)



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Date: March 8th, 2016 1:27 AM
Author: Vermilion kitchen legal warrant

No man

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Date: February 26th, 2016 6:10 PM
Author: vigorous sneaky criminal

ya it was basically paradise for jjc

very unchill

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2677662&forum_id=2Reputation#29925372)



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Date: February 26th, 2016 6:11 PM
Author: beady-eyed very tactful meetinghouse goal in life

damn, it really was

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2677662&forum_id=2Reputation#29925374)



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Date: February 26th, 2016 6:15 PM
Author: Insane cruel-hearted double fault ticket booth

CR. (xo 2005) was definitely different but it's better in some ways and worse in others. We pretty much all bought into prestige flame.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2677662&forum_id=2Reputation#29925403)



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Date: February 26th, 2016 7:11 PM
Author: Medicated startling international law enforcement agency

fuk u

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Date: September 28th, 2021 3:30 PM
Author: razzle abusive boltzmann



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Date: May 6th, 2022 12:58 PM
Author: Passionate Macaca Idiot



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Date: May 6th, 2022 1:07 PM
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Date: January 10th, 2025 10:01 AM
Author: Chest-beating Diverse Heaven



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Date: February 26th, 2016 6:07 PM
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Date: February 26th, 2016 6:10 PM
Author: Slimy Twinkling Sandwich Business Firm

Lol fags

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Date: March 8th, 2016 1:26 AM
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Date: March 8th, 2016 1:36 AM
Author: Insecure Dashing Plaza Pozpig

This is great.

A year ago, I was trying to make pleasantries with a law student I had known from a scholarship programme, and he just would not look at me, make any eye contact with me. I understand now.

This is me. I reek with despair.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2677662&forum_id=2Reputation#30007334)



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Date: March 8th, 2016 11:40 AM
Author: coiffed jade newt public bath

This was a 180 post back in the day. Of course, like most things xo, it's all about the context in which it was posted. Of course, the dimwitted 22 year old TLS crossovers who have infested in this board wouldn't understand and automatically resort to "this is faggy, fuck libs!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2677662&forum_id=2Reputation#30008731)



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Date: March 8th, 2016 12:08 PM
Author: cracking slate philosopher-king

I despise this thread. It hurts, oh it hurts

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2677662&forum_id=2Reputation#30008976)



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Date: March 8th, 2016 12:09 PM
Author: At-the-ready sexy station pisswyrm

I'm glad this bort has moved beyond its faggy ways.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2677662&forum_id=2Reputation#30008981)



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Date: March 8th, 2016 12:10 PM
Author: coiffed jade newt public bath

pre 2008 was very different and it was much easier and structured to become successful. It wasn't faggy for '05, but it is faggy for '16

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2677662&forum_id=2Reputation#30008989)



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Date: March 8th, 2016 12:12 PM
Author: At-the-ready sexy station pisswyrm

pre-2008, poasters had something ot brag about because you actually had the OPPORTUNITY to obtain a life of Models&Bottles.

Today, every gets either nojerb or barely $65/yr.

ITE has been very humbling.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2677662&forum_id=2Reputation#30009008)



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Date: February 15th, 2022 11:47 AM
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Date: February 15th, 2022 11:49 AM
Author: rusted school karate

Lul

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Date: February 15th, 2022 11:49 AM
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Date: May 6th, 2022 12:55 PM
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Date: May 6th, 2022 1:01 PM
Author: up-to-no-good dog poop nursing home

I guess i can believe that this xo classic is now seen as "faggy past"

This place is truly a shit hole now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2677662&forum_id=2Reputation#44464977)



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Date: May 6th, 2022 1:08 PM
Author: titillating market mexican

cr, these type of posts are the best thing thats ever come out of xo.

"S&C shoulder bag logo out" is another classic

UChicago shithole screed too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2677662&forum_id=2Reputation#44465001)



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Date: May 6th, 2022 1:09 PM
Author: up-to-no-good dog poop nursing home

Are those classics archived/listed somewhere

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Date: May 6th, 2022 1:10 PM
Author: titillating market mexican

not that i know of, but someone will find them if you ask

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Date: May 6th, 2022 1:05 PM
Author: blue trailer park

pre-2008 xo when you were in law school was one of the greatest message board experiences of all time

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Date: May 6th, 2022 1:07 PM
Author: titillating market mexican



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Date: May 6th, 2022 1:08 PM
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