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Another Kirkland & Ellis Associate bites the dust

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marvelous fluffy nursing home kitty cat
  12/11/14
I'd be pissed if I died prematurely after all this delayed g...
Doobsian New Version
  12/11/14
Truly brutal.
Know-it-all rigor
  12/11/14
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odious rose community account public bath
  12/11/14
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house-broken church
  06/04/17
Wonder if he could even get life insurance, and assuming he ...
nudist feces locus
  08/17/20
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Hairraiser native
  12/12/14
jesus
Exciting Sanctuary
  12/11/14
just remember all this light and life was spent on billing f...
Exciting Sanctuary
  12/11/14
...
anal smoky voyeur plaza
  12/13/14
fuuuuuuuuuuck
Lascivious deer antler
  12/13/14
Anyone know cause of death? Was this a suicide?
orange round eye
  12/11/14
"For all his strengths, there was something overwhelmin...
marvelous fluffy nursing home kitty cat
  12/11/14
Well it could either be suicide or some sort of drug overdos...
orange round eye
  12/11/14
It said a vulnerable moment like it was intentional
Splenetic State
  12/11/14
cr. unless it was some sort of allergy or something
Exciting Sanctuary
  12/11/14
perhaps Apollo himself guided the arrow of Paris to slay you...
lake church building
  12/11/14
:(
Exciting Sanctuary
  12/11/14
180
Sticky stag film
  12/11/14
...
mildly autistic big-titted ratface house
  06/04/17
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Motley vermilion yarmulke parlour
  12/11/14
Literally fucking heartbreaking
cordovan set nibblets
  12/12/14
Jesus that is so sad.
vengeful yellow box office affirmative action
  08/17/20
for some reason i picture him having AVM like Nate on six fe...
mischievous supple crotch
  12/11/14
he's got gay face
house-broken church
  12/11/14
I feel bad for loling but can't help it.
Razzle range clown
  12/11/14
he's definitely gay
house-broken church
  12/11/14
lol
Razzle range clown
  12/11/14
And engaged to a chick. I think this may be the overwhelmin...
garnet wonderful orchestra pit karate
  12/11/14
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Cocky water buffalo genital piercing
  06/04/17
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Sapphire angry trailer park cumskin
  01/22/15
Wait, did he killself or was it drugs?
white sweet tailpipe field
  12/11/14
Damn, sounds like a suicide: For all his strengths, ther...
Cream Costumed Space
  12/11/14
Did his SHATTER THE MARKET bonus clear at least first.
salmon spot
  12/11/14
KIRKLAND no longer SHATTERS. That's probably why he killed ...
Excitant emerald abode masturbator
  12/11/14
Did they at least have $17,500 first year bonuses and then s...
salmon spot
  12/11/14
Hope more details come up on this. Pretty sad that he was so...
free-loading beady-eyed base
  12/11/14
Thanks a lot Obama.
marvelous fluffy nursing home kitty cat
  12/11/14
LOL at 3000 per year.
Stirring pearl site
  12/11/14
Attrition is pretty high at Kirkland, so this is not terribl...
Exhilarant famous landscape painting
  12/11/14
...
Excitant emerald abode masturbator
  12/11/14
Jesus dude.
magical red resort
  12/11/14
?
heady claret associate casino
  12/11/14
...
Amber galvanic place of business
  12/11/14
the departing
Know-it-all rigor
  12/11/14
...
Curious Background Story
  12/11/14
See you hell, because I laff'd
Obsidian mentally impaired address boiling water
  12/11/14
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Racy fiercely-loyal jap
  09/15/17
180
Bearded Home National Security Agency
  12/11/14
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soul-stirring double fault
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odious rose community account public bath
  12/11/14
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Glittery bat-shit-crazy hall
  06/04/17
...
anal smoky voyeur plaza
  10/16/24
It sounds like he killed himself? "Something overwhelmi...
Splenetic State
  12/11/14
Sounds like the stress of biglaw got to him.... Dude was lik...
Splenetic State
  12/11/14
Quitting after "compiling a nose-bleed GPA"?
Know-it-all rigor
  12/11/14
Fucking GPA splitters. Grinders the lot of them.
marvelous fluffy nursing home kitty cat
  12/11/14
do NOT talk that way about a scholar HIGHEST DISTINCTI...
talented lay
  12/11/14
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XgSJUzYCGtc
translucent roast beef
  12/11/14
Never gets old. Would love to see the footage that didn't m...
Provocative pearly garrison digit ratio
  12/11/14
I can't believe how fast time is going..this dude wasn't bor...
Stimulating pit
  12/11/14
He is currently enjoying DLA PIPER. not flame.
Ruddy really tough guy candlestick maker
  12/11/14
"If you want to balance, you can, on balance, do so.&qu...
salmon spot
  12/11/14
i am sure whoever wrote the script thought repeating 'balanc...
vibrant macaca
  12/13/14
http://www.anitaslove.com/about/ Anita L. Schick died on ...
anal smoky voyeur plaza
  12/13/14
the first dude's wiggling foot tic gets me every time.
flickering chapel
  01/23/15
fiancee is a 10/10 https://fbcdn-sphotos-a-a.akamaihd.net...
Boyish Startled Lodge
  12/11/14
he's gay hth
house-broken church
  12/11/14
her note on her fb page is sad.
Boyish Startled Lodge
  12/11/14
Pls post
Splenetic State
  12/11/14
eh, just put her name in fb
Boyish Startled Lodge
  12/11/14
i think I got some dust in my eye or a little mist drifted i...
laughsome national
  12/11/14
this. and it doesnt seem like suicide. says he died a rar...
Boyish Startled Lodge
  12/11/14
uh, bro, that note and his mom's comment on the note make it...
laughsome national
  12/11/14
i can't find the mom's comment. initials?
Boyish Startled Lodge
  12/11/14
most likely actually his dad or brother or something. 14 com...
laughsome national
  12/11/14
holy shit, you're right. this is sad. they could be anyon...
Boyish Startled Lodge
  12/11/14
jfc you guys are thorough in reviewing facebook discovery
jet bisexual corn cake
  12/11/14
When's the last time you've heard of someone hanging themsel...
Arrogant Abnormal Pozpig Corner
  12/11/14
too soon, breh. too soon.
Boyish Startled Lodge
  12/11/14
I laughed I'm going to hell
Splenetic State
  12/11/14
fuck
Ruddy really tough guy candlestick maker
  12/11/14
Oh my God. I hope someone loves me as much as this someday: ...
magical red resort
  12/11/14
oh my god
Exciting Sanctuary
  12/11/14
The credited oh my god. OMG does not cover it.
magical red resort
  12/11/14
i was ok until "your wife"
Exciting Sanctuary
  12/11/14
Dude. How did "Wait for Me" not fucking floor you?...
magical red resort
  12/11/14
not quite sure where he i going to go- looks like he is stuc...
contagious haunting stage party of the first part
  09/15/17
the "wait for me" got me. you can feel the love an...
laughsome national
  12/11/14
...
magical red resort
  12/11/14
yeah I got a boner there too
heady claret associate casino
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thriller bronze kitchen
  02/11/16
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Adventurous theatre
  12/11/14
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cordovan set nibblets
  12/12/14
To be fair, they probably do. You'll just have to die for th...
Splenetic State
  12/11/14
I don't know bro. Offering to pay for people to come to a fu...
magical red resort
  12/11/14
she probably has like 40K just sitting around now that the w...
offensive maroon crackhouse scourge upon the earth
  12/11/14
Bro, I think she is Jewish.
magical red resort
  12/11/14
From the little we know of her I'm willing to bet there's ze...
Swashbuckling adulterous organic girlfriend theater
  12/11/14
So the takeaway is obviously that YOU should tell your loved...
offensive maroon crackhouse scourge upon the earth
  12/11/14
...
magical red resort
  12/11/14
one of my friends just found out her husband was cheating on...
offensive maroon crackhouse scourge upon the earth
  12/11/14
lol
Exciting Sanctuary
  12/11/14
but in seriousness, she said she was very happy and so i rel...
offensive maroon crackhouse scourge upon the earth
  12/11/14
:) :) :) :) :) :) that makes me happy
Exciting Sanctuary
  12/11/14
My wife would say she is not happy. Fml
Splenetic State
  12/11/14
...
Razzle range clown
  12/11/14
LOL faggot
Cocky water buffalo genital piercing
  12/11/14
lol
soul-stirring double fault
  12/11/14
Best post by a pumo of 2014
mind-boggling university tank
  12/13/14
...
vivacious shimmering brunch stain
  06/04/17
That's true, but it's not the same
Splenetic State
  12/11/14
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bv7w200rrcs
heady claret associate casino
  12/11/14
jesus. Also: *toward
Provocative pearly garrison digit ratio
  12/11/14
Only on xo would you have a to v. toward masterman.
magical red resort
  12/11/14
...
Boyish Startled Lodge
  12/11/14
kinda macabre, no? better have this gal on suicide watch.
aphrodisiac idiot tattoo
  12/11/14
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wHhp1ICLuHE
yapping hospital blood rage
  12/13/14
fuck
Razzle range clown
  12/11/14
...
magical red resort
  12/11/14
oh my. what a lovely girl. so terrible. terrible. terrib...
arousing principal's office kitty
  12/11/14
...
magical red resort
  12/11/14
This is where you reply golden bears are extinct. Too soon?
salmon spot
  12/11/14
oh dear
lake church building
  12/11/14
...
magical red resort
  12/11/14
i feel really bad for her and his family. i will never un...
aqua coffee pot quadroon
  12/11/14
...
magical red resort
  12/11/14
i know what you mean. i think it's really important to keep ...
cracking slippery market
  12/11/14
she sounds guilty if you ask me. what are the odds he found ...
fuchsia 180 senate police squad
  12/11/14
95%
Sinister Headpube Bawdyhouse
  12/12/14
:(
Multi-colored mint reading party
  12/12/14
holy shit
Diverse meetinghouse sandwich
  12/12/14
...
marvelous fluffy nursing home kitty cat
  02/11/16
JFC
dashing gas station keepsake machete
  01/17/26
On a scale of 1-20?
Razzle range clown
  12/11/14
Maybe he means 10 divided by 10?
Provocative pearly garrison digit ratio
  12/11/14
...
house-broken church
  12/11/14
...
magical red resort
  12/11/14
Also lives in LA making nothing as a private school teacher ...
Provocative pearly garrison digit ratio
  12/11/14
i'm sure she has rich parents, like all jews do.
Boyish Startled Lodge
  12/11/14
7
offensive maroon crackhouse scourge upon the earth
  12/11/14
:(
thriller bronze kitchen
  01/22/15
invalid link
Appetizing Metal Den
  02/11/16
Doesn't the article say he had a lifelong medical condition?...
buck-toothed transparent preventive strike library
  12/11/14
It's really an odd twist. You read that up front and think o...
Splenetic State
  12/11/14
the family was probably obliquely referring to depression
federal parlor
  12/11/14
(reading comp masterman)
garnet wonderful orchestra pit karate
  12/11/14
gd i can't believe you had to poast this for me to realize i...
federal parlor
  12/11/14
that isn't "rare" though
Exciting Sanctuary
  12/11/14
yeah man be sure to hit them with a comment.
talented lay
  12/11/14
SHATTERS your life
Obsidian mentally impaired address boiling water
  12/11/14
"Six years, pumo! . . . Six years -- four hundred d...
wild ebony personal credit line
  12/11/14
...
electric disturbing hell
  12/11/14
good to see someone is paying attention here.
wild ebony personal credit line
  12/11/14
"His means were modest" LOL at that bullshit six...
offensive maroon crackhouse scourge upon the earth
  12/11/14
holy fuck he only worked biglaw for a year. go to hell
Exciting Sanctuary
  12/11/14
he spent his whole life in school. when he was at berkeley h...
talented lay
  12/11/14
*has net worth of -210000* *eats ramen noodles b/c of tax...
spectacular heaven
  12/11/14
HIGHEST DISTINCTION IN GENERAL SCHOLARSHIP
talented lay
  12/11/14
is that summa cum laude?
Floppy dopamine locale
  12/12/14
bro looks fat as fuck in his firm bio compared to the other ...
talented lay
  12/11/14
stfu PN
heady claret associate casino
  12/11/14
120 :(
Multi-colored mint reading party
  12/11/14
I wonder what the mood is like at the Kirkland sf office tod...
Wine histrionic shrine
  12/11/14
BIGLAW assicaticates are too boring and robotic to have any ...
salmon spot
  12/11/14
...
Diverse meetinghouse sandwich
  12/12/14
...
anal smoky voyeur plaza
  12/13/14
especially true in SF
yapping hospital blood rage
  12/13/14
"Look at what they make us give," one associate sa...
Arrogant Abnormal Pozpig Corner
  12/11/14
...
Tan Goal In Life Travel Guidebook
  12/11/14
What's the source of this?
Amber galvanic place of business
  12/11/14
Jason Bourne movie. Bourne kills another assassin while with...
Aromatic mauve menage
  12/12/14
...
yapping hospital blood rage
  12/13/14
...
Diverse meetinghouse sandwich
  01/22/15
unjustifiably underrated poast
yapping hospital blood rage
  01/22/15
"You eat what you kill." I would say they're 10...
marvelous fluffy nursing home kitty cat
  12/11/14
This sounds right. Jfc
Wine histrionic shrine
  12/11/14
christ on a stick
slate main people roommate
  12/11/14
The cold hard truth is its business as usual. Associates way...
Splenetic State
  12/11/14
A mid-level at my firm at one of our smaller offices killed ...
magical red resort
  12/11/14
Someone died in my biglaw firm and literally the day everyon...
Razzmatazz fortuitous meteor black woman
  12/11/14
lmao
Useless Abusive Private Investor Step-uncle's House
  12/11/14
"Let's push to get this doc production out early for Je...
Brindle Comical Athletic Conference
  12/12/14
...
Frum razzle-dazzle hissy fit toilet seat
  12/12/14
...
yapping hospital blood rage
  01/22/15
For the firm, in death as in life.
translucent roast beef
  06/04/17
*Fish SPRINTING to mail a lateral application*
Carmine bateful stage knife
  12/11/14
:( Sad story for everyone involved.:(
primrose volcanic crater
  12/11/14
As much as i've thought about going out like this, the thing...
arousing principal's office kitty
  12/11/14
TITCR. I saw so many people toil away in abject misery. It...
Very tactful bull headed temple ceo
  12/11/14
He should have taken the NYS DOCCS exam this upcoming Januar...
Duck-like Messiness Pervert
  12/11/14
or even NYSAN MAN test.
electric disturbing hell
  12/11/14
Ti, OC, tcr. I can't understand people who wouldn't try just...
Splenetic State
  12/11/14
what can a 30 year old reasonably restart at though. esp as...
fragrant chrome cruise ship haunted graveyard
  12/12/14
Sure but you'd rather kill yourself than just run away? Coul...
Splenetic State
  12/12/14
yeah but when you've spent your whole life striving, strivin...
gay ticket booth selfie
  12/11/14
this stuff happens in house too my friend http://abovethe...
vivacious shimmering brunch stain
  12/11/14
...
anal smoky voyeur plaza
  12/13/14
earl-bot says: what a selfish asshole. Feel horrible for...
shaky dilemma
  12/11/14
To be fair, you know nothing about the fiance. She could hav...
Splenetic State
  12/11/14
Hits close to home.
big kink-friendly french chef
  12/11/14
You killed yourself too?
Splenetic State
  12/11/14
agreed
vivacious shimmering brunch stain
  12/11/14
Partner didn't give attention To the fact that client didn'...
Concupiscible indian lodge pisswyrm
  12/11/14
Clearly I remember Nit-picking on the boy Seamless each ni...
Titillating Stead
  12/12/14
How could I forget When I caught him sleeping under his des...
Titillating Stead
  12/12/14
damn, you guys.
Adventurous theatre
  12/12/14
...
Titillating Stead
  12/12/14
most underrated subthread itt
yapping hospital blood rage
  12/13/14
ty
Titillating Stead
  12/13/14
...
Concupiscible indian lodge pisswyrm
  12/13/14
this is great
charismatic rehab
  12/13/14
...
Concupiscible indian lodge pisswyrm
  12/13/14
...
sepia trip center alpha
  12/12/14
...
yapping hospital blood rage
  12/13/14
...
Titillating Stead
  03/05/17
so where can I send my app
dashing gas station keepsake machete
  12/11/14
His profile is still up on Kirkland.com. You think anyone th...
Lascivious deer antler
  12/11/14
...
Arrogant Abnormal Pozpig Corner
  12/11/14
...
Concupiscible indian lodge pisswyrm
  12/11/14
harsh
Boyish Startled Lodge
  12/11/14
...
Brindle Comical Athletic Conference
  12/11/14
Wouldn't surprise me if he's still being copied on shit
Splenetic State
  12/11/14
lolol
Sinister Headpube Bawdyhouse
  12/12/14
...
odious rose community account public bath
  12/11/14
jfc
well-lubricated brethren
  12/12/14
...
hyperactive godawful station persian
  12/12/14
...
sepia trip center alpha
  12/12/14
He may be gone, but he shall live on forever in the calendar...
passionate whorehouse mad-dog skullcap
  12/12/14
...
Tan Goal In Life Travel Guidebook
  12/12/14
still
Cerebral area stock car
  12/12/14
...
Diverse meetinghouse sandwich
  12/12/14
someone seriously needs to make a movie about biglaw includi...
yapping hospital blood rage
  12/13/14
Business idea:
Concupiscible indian lodge pisswyrm
  12/13/14
fuck
Insanely creepy fat ankles
  12/13/14
oh god oh -
vibrant macaca
  12/13/14
...
irradiated international law enforcement agency
  12/22/14
...
Curious Background Story
  01/23/15
...
Glittery bat-shit-crazy hall
  06/04/17
Pretty sad. I remember reading about a female kirkland asso...
fragrant chrome cruise ship haunted graveyard
  12/12/14
Mourn for colleague, prepare and deliver poignant anecdote r...
passionate whorehouse mad-dog skullcap
  12/12/14
jfc 180
Vigorous bespoke becky property
  12/12/14
...
Concupiscible indian lodge pisswyrm
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...
Exhilarant famous landscape painting
  12/12/14
padded as usual
Titillating Stead
  12/12/14
...
Diverse meetinghouse sandwich
  01/22/15
...
Curious Background Story
  01/23/15
Mid-level offed herself at my old firm. They sent around a ...
Know-it-all rigor
  12/12/14
"grinding tons of hours" pic? *gets out lotion*
heady claret associate casino
  12/13/14
if suicide, LOL if not, sucks terribly
Thirsty location
  12/13/14
JESUS CHRIST....how is this dude's profile still up on K&...
foreskin
  12/22/14
Jesus. He's been in the ground for weeks now. Mr. Hammes, te...
passionate whorehouse mad-dog skullcap
  12/22/14
Sick
Amber galvanic place of business
  12/22/14
Gotta keep him up there until Dec 2014 bills clear.
Know-it-all rigor
  12/22/14
This is really depressing. It's not like they left it as a t...
foreskin
  12/23/14
update: IT'S STILL THERE
Lascivious deer antler
  12/28/14
stopped reading at "nose-bleed GPA"
aggressive depressive
  12/22/14
email from partner to deceased: "In the future, please ...
yapping hospital blood rage
  01/22/15
...
impertinent office
  01/23/15
Hilarious that his brutal, savage suicide is repeatedly call...
Twisted Institution
  01/23/15
uvt actually
charismatic rehab
  01/23/15
https://www.linkedin.com/pub/jeremy-adler/4a/a08/5ba His ...
marvelous fluffy nursing home kitty cat
  01/23/15
...
Twisted Institution
  01/23/15
brutal
Know-it-all rigor
  01/23/15
2.5 years away from copping non-equity partner!
marvelous fluffy nursing home kitty cat
  02/11/16
http://www.theknot.com/wedding/Pringle-Adler
hyperactive godawful station persian
  02/11/16
Oh. That's horrible with the honeymoon date calculation.
thriller bronze kitchen
  02/11/16
holy shit still there.
Indirect Expression Point
  03/05/17
Coming soon to a LinkedIn Inbox: Jeremy Adler is celebrating...
marvelous fluffy nursing home kitty cat
  09/15/17
...
dun forum cuck
  04/25/15
:(
Diverse meetinghouse sandwich
  02/11/16
this handsome bro had no wife or kids right? why did he kill...
Diverse meetinghouse sandwich
  02/11/16
:(
thriller bronze kitchen
  02/11/16
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Burgundy frisky tanning salon love of her life
  06/04/17
the fucked up thing about this thread is it's the 2nd hit on...
nubile business firm giraffe
  06/04/17
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mildly autistic big-titted ratface house
  08/02/17
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indigo multi-billionaire codepig
  09/15/17
im just gonna ask the q everyone wants to know but is 2 scar...
Racy fiercely-loyal jap
  09/15/17
I hope she found a less selfish bro to devote herself to.
marvelous fluffy nursing home kitty cat
  09/15/17
they sounded like true lovers.
Racy fiercely-loyal jap
  09/15/17
did anyone check her FB
indigo multi-billionaire codepig
  09/15/17
Of course I am sure she did. I doubt she even thinks of thi...
startling school cafeteria nowag
  08/17/20
...
school marketing idea
  08/17/20
great bump
Regret
  08/17/20


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Date: December 11th, 2014 11:20 AM
Author: marvelous fluffy nursing home kitty cat

http://www.legacy.com/obituaries/insidebayarea/obituary.aspx?n=jeremy-theriault-adler&pid=173405169&fhid=5486

I'm sure that his life, on balance, remained in balance.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2Reputation#26908659)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 11:23 AM
Author: Doobsian New Version

I'd be pissed if I died prematurely after all this delayed gratification. Dude spend his life grinding and had nothing to show for it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2Reputation#26908682)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 12:24 PM
Author: Know-it-all rigor

Truly brutal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2Reputation#26908940)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 9:41 PM
Author: odious rose community account public bath



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2Reputation#26912370)



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Date: June 4th, 2017 5:49 PM
Author: house-broken church



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2Reputation#33472277)



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Date: August 17th, 2020 1:25 PM
Author: nudist feces locus

Wonder if he could even get life insurance, and assuming he could if he loaded up and now his fiancee is balling out of control. Or better yet, he never changed the beneficiary and it all goes to his parents and they will use it to buy him a dope mauseleum.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2Reputation#40768695)



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Date: December 12th, 2014 12:02 PM
Author: Hairraiser native



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2Reputation#26916283)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 11:22 AM
Author: Exciting Sanctuary

jesus

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2Reputation#26908675)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 11:24 AM
Author: Exciting Sanctuary

just remember all this light and life was spent on billing for the past 12+ months and then out of nowhere was gone.

it could be you. it could be you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2Reputation#26908684)



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Date: December 13th, 2014 2:21 PM
Author: anal smoky voyeur plaza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2Reputation#26922898)



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Date: December 13th, 2014 2:37 PM
Author: Lascivious deer antler

fuuuuuuuuuuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2Reputation#26922977)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 11:25 AM
Author: orange round eye

Anyone know cause of death? Was this a suicide?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2Reputation#26908693)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 11:27 AM
Author: marvelous fluffy nursing home kitty cat

"For all his strengths, there was something overwhelming about the world that Jeremy, in a vulnerable moment, could not quite conquer. We will never know what that something was, only that it caused Jeremy to leave us."

What else could it be?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2Reputation#26908711)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 11:28 AM
Author: orange round eye

Well it could either be suicide or some sort of drug overdose (some shit about demons, etc.), but I think that probably indicates suicide.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2Reputation#26908720)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 12:13 PM
Author: Splenetic State

It said a vulnerable moment like it was intentional

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2Reputation#26908863)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:38 PM
Author: Exciting Sanctuary

cr. unless it was some sort of allergy or something

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2Reputation#26909358)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 2:22 PM
Author: lake church building

perhaps Apollo himself guided the arrow of Paris to slay young Jeremy?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2Reputation#26909681)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 2:23 PM
Author: Exciting Sanctuary

:(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2Reputation#26909688)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 3:33 PM
Author: Sticky stag film

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2Reputation#26910065)



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Date: June 4th, 2017 5:46 PM
Author: mildly autistic big-titted ratface house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2Reputation#33472261)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 2:25 PM
Author: Motley vermilion yarmulke parlour



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2Reputation#26909704)



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Date: December 12th, 2014 5:07 AM
Author: cordovan set nibblets

Literally fucking heartbreaking

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2Reputation#26915140)



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Date: August 17th, 2020 1:19 PM
Author: vengeful yellow box office affirmative action

Jesus that is so sad.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2Reputation#40768662)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 11:29 AM
Author: mischievous supple crotch

for some reason i picture him having AVM like Nate on six feet under. they mention a rare medical condition, but he was still going on with his life as if he was fine (engaged, biglaw, etc.).

or maybe he was just like ljl white women and checked out of here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2Reputation#26908723)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 11:25 AM
Author: house-broken church

he's got gay face

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2Reputation#26908697)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 12:52 PM
Author: Razzle range clown

I feel bad for loling but can't help it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2Reputation#26909089)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:21 PM
Author: house-broken church

he's definitely gay

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2Reputation#26909245)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:22 PM
Author: Razzle range clown

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2Reputation#26909252)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:29 PM
Author: garnet wonderful orchestra pit karate

And engaged to a chick. I think this may be the overwhelming thing he couldn't overcome despite all of his strength.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2Reputation#26909288)



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Date: June 4th, 2017 5:48 PM
Author: Cocky water buffalo genital piercing



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2Reputation#33472271)



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Date: January 22nd, 2015 4:09 PM
Author: Sapphire angry trailer park cumskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2Reputation#27165468)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 11:27 AM
Author: white sweet tailpipe field

Wait, did he killself or was it drugs?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2Reputation#26908713)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 11:28 AM
Author: Cream Costumed Space

Damn, sounds like a suicide:

For all his strengths, there was something overwhelming about the world that Jeremy, in a vulnerable moment, could not quite conquer. We will never know what that something was, only that it caused Jeremy to leave us. - See more at:

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2Reputation#26908717)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 11:28 AM
Author: salmon spot

Did his SHATTER THE MARKET bonus clear at least first.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2Reputation#26908721)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 12:04 PM
Author: Excitant emerald abode masturbator

KIRKLAND no longer SHATTERS. That's probably why he killed self.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2Reputation#26908831)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:54 PM
Author: salmon spot

Did they at least have $17,500 first year bonuses and then start trimming mid and high level to claim they do?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2Reputation#26909481)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 11:48 AM
Author: free-loading beady-eyed base

Hope more details come up on this. Pretty sad that he was so insignificant to Kirkland that they still haven't taken his profile down (possible they are not even aware). I know someone who did IP lit in that office and billed 3k minimum per year. I know another person who had what can only be described as complete emotional meltdown (the kind of girl who was always positive and upbeat). Hopefully, Kirkland can be a true market leader and institute some mental health check program that will be a model for a market, however, I believe we all know that an earth shattering hush payment to the family is the most likely outcome here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2Reputation#26908794)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 11:53 AM
Author: marvelous fluffy nursing home kitty cat

Thanks a lot Obama.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2Reputation#26908813)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 5:37 PM
Author: Stirring pearl site

LOL at 3000 per year.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2Reputation#26910684)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 12:00 PM
Author: Exhilarant famous landscape painting

Attrition is pretty high at Kirkland, so this is not terribly surprising.

However, associates usually wait until the New Year to transition out of the firm, so this departure before bonuses are paid out is a bit abnormal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2Reputation#26908826)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 12:06 PM
Author: Excitant emerald abode masturbator



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2Reputation#26908835)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 12:12 PM
Author: magical red resort

Jesus dude.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2Reputation#26908857)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 12:15 PM
Author: heady claret associate casino

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2Reputation#26908881)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 12:14 PM
Author: Amber galvanic place of business



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2Reputation#26908867)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 12:26 PM
Author: Know-it-all rigor

the departing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2Reputation#26908964)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 12:58 PM
Author: Curious Background Story



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2Reputation#26909125)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:39 PM
Author: Obsidian mentally impaired address boiling water

See you hell, because I laff'd

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2Reputation#26909369)



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Date: September 15th, 2017 12:13 PM
Author: Racy fiercely-loyal jap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2Reputation#34217533)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 2:13 PM
Author: Bearded Home National Security Agency

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2Reputation#26909630)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 6:32 PM
Author: soul-stirring double fault



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2Reputation#26911076)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 9:43 PM
Author: odious rose community account public bath



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2Reputation#26912384)



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Date: June 4th, 2017 6:08 PM
Author: Glittery bat-shit-crazy hall



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2Reputation#33472420)



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Date: October 16th, 2024 3:40 PM
Author: anal smoky voyeur plaza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2Reputation#48204667)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 12:08 PM
Author: Splenetic State

It sounds like he killed himself? "Something overwhelming about the world he could not quite conquer"?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2Reputation#26908845)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 12:11 PM
Author: Splenetic State

Sounds like the stress of biglaw got to him.... Dude was likely miserable in his last few years and saw nothing but bleakness going forward. Kinda sad even with being engaged. Dude should have at least tried quitting and seeing if that made him happier

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2Reputation#26908852)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 12:27 PM
Author: Know-it-all rigor

Quitting after "compiling a nose-bleed GPA"?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2Reputation#26908972)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 12:43 PM
Author: marvelous fluffy nursing home kitty cat

Fucking GPA splitters. Grinders the lot of them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2Reputation#26909051)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:46 PM
Author: talented lay

do NOT talk that way about a scholar

HIGHEST DISTINCTION IN GENERAL SCHOLARSHIP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2Reputation#26909419)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 12:48 PM
Author: translucent roast beef

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XgSJUzYCGtc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2Reputation#26909064)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 12:54 PM
Author: Provocative pearly garrison digit ratio

Never gets old. Would love to see the footage that didn't make the cut, like the cocking of the gun pointed at Robert C. Davis' head.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2Reputation#26909100)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:28 PM
Author: Stimulating pit

I can't believe how fast time is going..this dude wasn't born until 1985

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2Reputation#26909282)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:29 PM
Author: Ruddy really tough guy candlestick maker

He is currently enjoying DLA PIPER. not flame.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2Reputation#26909296)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:56 PM
Author: salmon spot

"If you want to balance, you can, on balance, do so."

What the fuck does that even mean? Aren't lawyers paid to not spout meaningless jargon?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2Reputation#26909499)



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Date: December 13th, 2014 2:36 PM
Author: vibrant macaca

i am sure whoever wrote the script thought repeating 'balance' was a clever rhetorical flourish

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2Reputation#26922970)



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Date: December 13th, 2014 2:23 PM
Author: anal smoky voyeur plaza

http://www.anitaslove.com/about/

Anita L. Schick died on August 21st, 2009, peacefully in her bed. She wasn’t sick. She was 27 weeks pregnant and in (seemingly) perfect health. To date, no cause is known for her death. She was 37 years old.

Anita’s life revolved around God and her relationships to people. She touched people with her laughter, caring and love. This site hopes to continue her love.

Writing helps me heal, so here I am with a new blog. In addition to continuing Anita’s legacy, I am working through my own feelings by examining who she was – which makes me feel closer to her. This also provides a place to gather information for our three children so they can one day understand better who their mother was.

If you have any feelings, thoughts, memories or stories about Anita, please email me at greg@anitaslove.com – I am collecting these specifically for the children. Some of them I may use on the site. If you prefer not to have your name used on the site or to have your stories shared only with the children, please let me know. But do not let that stop you from sharing with my family the love that Anita gave you.

Thank you.

Greg Schick

August 2009

Update: January 2010, the coronor finally presented us the report and issued a death certificate. The official cause of death was an enlarged heart with additional conditions being a placental abruption. Since they don’t know if the placenta detatched before or after her heart stopped, they could not say for certain that it was the cause of death. But I say for certain it was because I knew my wife. She had two natural childbirths with no medication by going into a trace-like state during labor. She had a high pain tolerance and, I believe, would have put herself into the same mental trance if she felt a lot of pain (which she did that moring, she told me). I think she was trying to resist the pain of the abruption over a period of several hours until her heart finally gave out.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2Reputation#26922907)



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Date: January 23rd, 2015 12:30 AM
Author: flickering chapel

the first dude's wiggling foot tic gets me every time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2Reputation#27169157)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:20 PM
Author: Boyish Startled Lodge

fiancee is a 10/10

https://fbcdn-sphotos-a-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xpa1/v/t1.0-9/10516781_10103348535200423_3835150854588191318_n.jpg?oh=e55ff740a0d9ab6c9498410d1bb128f0&oe=550E304C&__gda__=1426702682_9461300fe953e108c538fe6678ce3d5d

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2Reputation#26909244)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:22 PM
Author: house-broken church

he's gay hth

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2Reputation#26909250)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:22 PM
Author: Boyish Startled Lodge

her note on her fb page is sad.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2Reputation#26909254)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:23 PM
Author: Splenetic State

Pls post

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2Reputation#26909258)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:27 PM
Author: Boyish Startled Lodge

eh, just put her name in fb

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2Reputation#26909279)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:34 PM
Author: laughsome national

i think I got some dust in my eye or a little mist drifted in the room or something at the second to last sentence

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2Reputation#26909324)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:36 PM
Author: Boyish Startled Lodge

this.

and it doesnt seem like suicide. says he died a rare death.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2Reputation#26909347)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:38 PM
Author: laughsome national

uh, bro, that note and his mom's comment on the note make it pretty obvious that it was suicide

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2Reputation#26909354)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:41 PM
Author: Boyish Startled Lodge

i can't find the mom's comment. initials?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2Reputation#26909379)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:44 PM
Author: laughsome national

most likely actually his dad or brother or something. 14 comments in

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2Reputation#26909396)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:45 PM
Author: Boyish Startled Lodge

holy shit, you're right.

this is sad. they could be anyone i know.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2Reputation#26909411)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 3:31 PM
Author: jet bisexual corn cake

jfc you guys are thorough in reviewing facebook discovery

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2Reputation#26910057)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:45 PM
Author: Arrogant Abnormal Pozpig Corner

When's the last time you've heard of someone hanging themselves with a telephone cord DURING a conference call?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2Reputation#26909406)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:46 PM
Author: Boyish Startled Lodge

too soon, breh. too soon.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2Reputation#26909416)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:48 PM
Author: Splenetic State

I laughed I'm going to hell

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2Reputation#26909436)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 2:53 PM
Author: Ruddy really tough guy candlestick maker

fuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2Reputation#26909849)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:47 PM
Author: magical red resort

Oh my God. I hope someone loves me as much as this someday:

If anyone from LA wants to come to the funeral, but cannot afford it, please do not hesitate to ask me for funds. I can't think of anything better to put my wedding money to than celebrating Jeremy's life. I love you, Jer bear. I love you more than you will ever know. I love you, the most golden of bears. Wait for me. Your wife, Rachel.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2Reputation#26909427)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:48 PM
Author: Exciting Sanctuary

oh my god

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2Reputation#26909431)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:53 PM
Author: magical red resort

The credited oh my god. OMG does not cover it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2Reputation#26909469)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:55 PM
Author: Exciting Sanctuary

i was ok until "your wife"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2Reputation#26909485)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:55 PM
Author: magical red resort

Dude. How did "Wait for Me" not fucking floor you? I mean Jesus Fucking Christ.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2Reputation#26909492)



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Date: September 15th, 2017 12:11 PM
Author: contagious haunting stage party of the first part

not quite sure where he i going to go- looks like he is stuck waiting for her.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2Reputation#34217517)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:56 PM
Author: laughsome national

the "wait for me" got me. you can feel the love and desperation building up

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2Reputation#26909502)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:57 PM
Author: magical red resort



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2Reputation#26909510)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 2:01 PM
Author: heady claret associate casino

yeah I got a boner there too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2Reputation#26909542)



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Date: February 11th, 2016 12:21 PM
Author: thriller bronze kitchen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2Reputation#29804046)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 4:36 PM
Author: Adventurous theatre



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2Reputation#26910338)



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Date: December 12th, 2014 5:09 AM
Author: cordovan set nibblets



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2Reputation#26915148)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:50 PM
Author: Splenetic State

To be fair, they probably do. You'll just have to die for them to say it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2Reputation#26909447)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:55 PM
Author: magical red resort

I don't know bro. Offering to pay for people to come to a funeral is an unbelievable act of love.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2Reputation#26909487)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:56 PM
Author: offensive maroon crackhouse scourge upon the earth

she probably has like 40K just sitting around now that the wedding won't happen, it's an act of love, but i sure wouldn't call it "unbelievable"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2Reputation#26909498)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:58 PM
Author: magical red resort

Bro, I think she is Jewish.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2Reputation#26909515)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 2:26 PM
Author: Swashbuckling adulterous organic girlfriend theater

From the little we know of her I'm willing to bet there's zero chance of that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2Reputation#26909709)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:55 PM
Author: offensive maroon crackhouse scourge upon the earth

So the takeaway is obviously that YOU should tell your loved ones TODAY how you feel before it's too late.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2Reputation#26909490)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:56 PM
Author: magical red resort



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2Reputation#26909497)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:57 PM
Author: offensive maroon crackhouse scourge upon the earth

one of my friends just found out her husband was cheating on her, so that night when i got home i woke my wife up and asked her if she was happy being married to me and we just cuddled for a while as i told her the sad story and then she said no i am not happy and can you please get up, you're cutting off the circulation to tyrone's dick

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2Reputation#26909511)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:58 PM
Author: Exciting Sanctuary

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2Reputation#26909518)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 2:13 PM
Author: offensive maroon crackhouse scourge upon the earth

but in seriousness, she said she was very happy and so i relaxed

you don't know, but my wife is super awesome, smart, supportive, and hot - basically hit the jackpot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2Reputation#26909632)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 2:14 PM
Author: Exciting Sanctuary

:) :) :) :) :) :) that makes me happy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2Reputation#26909638)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:59 PM
Author: Splenetic State

My wife would say she is not happy. Fml

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2Reputation#26909523)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 2:02 PM
Author: Razzle range clown



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2Reputation#26909555)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 2:12 PM
Author: Cocky water buffalo genital piercing

LOL faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2Reputation#26909629)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 6:34 PM
Author: soul-stirring double fault

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2Reputation#26911091)



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Date: December 13th, 2014 4:15 PM
Author: mind-boggling university tank

Best post by a pumo of 2014

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2Reputation#26923467)



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Date: June 4th, 2017 5:54 PM
Author: vivacious shimmering brunch stain



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2Reputation#33472312)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:57 PM
Author: Splenetic State

That's true, but it's not the same

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2Reputation#26909513)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:59 PM
Author: heady claret associate casino

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bv7w200rrcs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2Reputation#26909526)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:51 PM
Author: Provocative pearly garrison digit ratio

jesus.

Also: *toward

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2Reputation#26909458)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:57 PM
Author: magical red resort

Only on xo would you have a to v. toward masterman.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2Reputation#26909505)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:53 PM
Author: Boyish Startled Lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2Reputation#26909474)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 2:00 PM
Author: aphrodisiac idiot tattoo

kinda macabre, no? better have this gal on suicide watch.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2Reputation#26909534)



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Date: December 13th, 2014 2:28 PM
Author: yapping hospital blood rage

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wHhp1ICLuHE

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2Reputation#26922931)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 2:01 PM
Author: Razzle range clown

fuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2Reputation#26909541)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 2:25 PM
Author: magical red resort



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2Reputation#26909701)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 2:11 PM
Author: arousing principal's office kitty

oh my. what a lovely girl. so terrible. terrible. terrible. terrible.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2Reputation#26909622)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 2:25 PM
Author: magical red resort



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2Reputation#26909703)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 2:13 PM
Author: salmon spot

This is where you reply golden bears are extinct. Too soon?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2Reputation#26909633)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 2:24 PM
Author: lake church building

oh dear

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2Reputation#26909695)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 2:52 PM
Author: magical red resort



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2Reputation#26909836)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 2:30 PM
Author: aqua coffee pot quadroon

i feel really bad for her and his family.

i will never understand how dark a place somebody has to be in to think it's ok to allow loved ones to suffer through a suicide.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2Reputation#26909728)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 2:52 PM
Author: magical red resort



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2Reputation#26909843)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 3:15 PM
Author: cracking slippery market

i know what you mean. i think it's really important to keep those things separate though - that it's in no way a referendum on how much they love their family.

speaking from experience

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2Reputation#26909976)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 3:18 PM
Author: fuchsia 180 senate police squad

she sounds guilty if you ask me. what are the odds he found out she was banging another dude and that's why he offed himself?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2Reputation#26909997)



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Date: December 12th, 2014 12:19 AM
Author: Sinister Headpube Bawdyhouse

95%

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2Reputation#26913788)



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Date: December 12th, 2014 5:50 AM
Author: Multi-colored mint reading party

:(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2Reputation#26915212)



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Date: December 12th, 2014 1:39 PM
Author: Diverse meetinghouse sandwich

holy shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2Reputation#26916853)



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Date: February 11th, 2016 12:20 PM
Author: marvelous fluffy nursing home kitty cat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2Reputation#29804038)



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Date: January 17th, 2026 2:47 PM
Author: dashing gas station keepsake machete

JFC

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2Reputation#49596842)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:24 PM
Author: Razzle range clown

On a scale of 1-20?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2Reputation#26909261)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:34 PM
Author: Provocative pearly garrison digit ratio

Maybe he means 10 divided by 10?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2Reputation#26909325)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:43 PM
Author: house-broken church



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2Reputation#26909391)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 2:25 PM
Author: magical red resort



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2Reputation#26909705)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:37 PM
Author: Provocative pearly garrison digit ratio

Also lives in LA making nothing as a private school teacher while he was billing 280/month at K&E. Sucks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2Reputation#26909350)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:42 PM
Author: Boyish Startled Lodge

i'm sure she has rich parents, like all jews do.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2Reputation#26909385)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:54 PM
Author: offensive maroon crackhouse scourge upon the earth

7

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2Reputation#26909478)



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Date: January 22nd, 2015 3:44 PM
Author: thriller bronze kitchen

:(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2Reputation#27165350)



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Date: February 11th, 2016 10:58 PM
Author: Appetizing Metal Den

invalid link

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2Reputation#29809391)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:25 PM
Author: buck-toothed transparent preventive strike library

Doesn't the article say he had a lifelong medical condition? Maybe he died from that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2Reputation#26909266)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:26 PM
Author: Splenetic State

It's really an odd twist. You read that up front and think oh he got got from a heart attack or something, but then it's like bam one moment of weakness!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2Reputation#26909276)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:39 PM
Author: federal parlor

the family was probably obliquely referring to depression

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2Reputation#26909364)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:49 PM
Author: garnet wonderful orchestra pit karate

(reading comp masterman)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2Reputation#26909439)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 2:00 PM
Author: federal parlor

gd i can't believe you had to poast this for me to realize i was responding to flaem

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2Reputation#26909533)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:50 PM
Author: Exciting Sanctuary

that isn't "rare" though

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2Reputation#26909450)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:58 PM
Author: talented lay

yeah man be sure to hit them with a comment.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2Reputation#26909517)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:39 PM
Author: Obsidian mentally impaired address boiling water

SHATTERS your life

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2Reputation#26909366)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:39 PM
Author: wild ebony personal credit line

"Six years, pumo! . . .

Six years -- four hundred depositions --

a hundred motions -- five changes of venue --

eighty-four thousand documents in discovery!

...Six years I steered this beast, pumo --

six years of stalling and screaming and scheming . . "



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2Reputation#26909368)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 3:43 PM
Author: electric disturbing hell



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2Reputation#26910115)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 4:24 PM
Author: wild ebony personal credit line

good to see someone is paying attention here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2Reputation#26910287)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:44 PM
Author: offensive maroon crackhouse scourge upon the earth

"His means were modest"

LOL at that bullshit

six figure income is not "modest means"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2Reputation#26909402)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:45 PM
Author: Exciting Sanctuary

holy fuck he only worked biglaw for a year. go to hell

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2Reputation#26909413)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:48 PM
Author: talented lay

he spent his whole life in school. when he was at berkeley he worked at in-n-out burger what the fuck do you want?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2Reputation#26909430)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 9:32 PM
Author: spectacular heaven

*has net worth of -210000*

*eats ramen noodles b/c of taxes & debt service*

*gets shat on for being a 1%er by racist internet posters*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2Reputation#26912290)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:47 PM
Author: talented lay

HIGHEST DISTINCTION IN GENERAL SCHOLARSHIP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2Reputation#26909425)



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Date: December 12th, 2014 6:34 AM
Author: Floppy dopamine locale

is that summa cum laude?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2Reputation#26915274)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:51 PM
Author: talented lay

bro looks fat as fuck in his firm bio compared to the other pics. too much seamless faggot. maybe if he went to the gym and squatted once in a while he wouldn't be a depressed faggot .

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2Reputation#26909457)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 2:01 PM
Author: heady claret associate casino

stfu PN

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2Reputation#26909551)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:55 PM
Author: Multi-colored mint reading party

120 :(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2Reputation#26909491)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 2:00 PM
Author: Wine histrionic shrine

I wonder what the mood is like at the Kirkland sf office today.

Must be weird to be in his associate class and think, "someone else preferred death over my everyday routine."

Though in sure his job wasn't the only thing that contributed to this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2Reputation#26909535)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 2:03 PM
Author: salmon spot

BIGLAW assicaticates are too boring and robotic to have any kind of self reflection.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2Reputation#26909559)



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Date: December 12th, 2014 1:37 PM
Author: Diverse meetinghouse sandwich



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2Reputation#26916840)



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Date: December 13th, 2014 2:24 PM
Author: anal smoky voyeur plaza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2Reputation#26922917)



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Date: December 13th, 2014 2:30 PM
Author: yapping hospital blood rage

especially true in SF

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2Reputation#26922939)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 2:03 PM
Author: Arrogant Abnormal Pozpig Corner

"Look at what they make us give," one associate says to another while waiting in the Keurig line.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2Reputation#26909562)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 3:12 PM
Author: Tan Goal In Life Travel Guidebook



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2Reputation#26909953)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 4:36 PM
Author: Amber galvanic place of business

What's the source of this?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2Reputation#26910342)



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Date: December 12th, 2014 2:50 AM
Author: Aromatic mauve menage

Jason Bourne movie. Bourne kills another assassin while with Marie's brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2Reputation#26914828)



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Date: December 13th, 2014 2:30 PM
Author: yapping hospital blood rage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2Reputation#26922944)



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Date: January 22nd, 2015 4:07 PM
Author: Diverse meetinghouse sandwich



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2Reputation#27165460)



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Date: January 22nd, 2015 4:09 PM
Author: yapping hospital blood rage

unjustifiably underrated poast

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2Reputation#27165470)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 2:15 PM
Author: marvelous fluffy nursing home kitty cat

"You eat what you kill."

I would say they're 10% shocked/sad at his death, 40% jealous that he doesn't have to work in biglaw anymore, and 50% masochistically happy that they can grab his hours.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2Reputation#26909642)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 2:20 PM
Author: Wine histrionic shrine

This sounds right. Jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2Reputation#26909666)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 3:25 PM
Author: slate main people roommate

christ on a stick

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2Reputation#26910032)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 2:19 PM
Author: Splenetic State

The cold hard truth is its business as usual. Associates way too slammed to think about shit like this. They only have the piles and piles of work that people wanted a week ago to think about breh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2Reputation#26909663)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 2:23 PM
Author: magical red resort

A mid-level at my firm at one of our smaller offices killed self (I did some research for him in our state once) and while the firm did a nice tribute to him on the website and in some internal emails, nothing else was done other than going to his funeral (people from his office). I don't think the entire thing infringed more than 5 minutes out of my billables.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2Reputation#26909689)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 5:25 PM
Author: Razzmatazz fortuitous meteor black woman

Someone died in my biglaw firm and literally the day everyone found out a partner told me and another associate that it wasn't going to be easy for anyone, but there were matters that needed to be attended to, so we'd have to soldier on with heavy hearts or some crap like that. unreal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2Reputation#26910605)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 5:25 PM
Author: Useless Abusive Private Investor Step-uncle's House

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2Reputation#26910611)



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Date: December 12th, 2014 10:15 AM
Author: Brindle Comical Athletic Conference

"Let's push to get this doc production out early for Jeremy. He would have wanted it that way."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2Reputation#26915752)



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Date: December 12th, 2014 1:07 PM
Author: Frum razzle-dazzle hissy fit toilet seat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2Reputation#26916645)



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Date: January 22nd, 2015 4:10 PM
Author: yapping hospital blood rage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2Reputation#27165482)



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Date: June 4th, 2017 6:00 PM
Author: translucent roast beef

For the firm, in death as in life.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2Reputation#33472363)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 3:13 PM
Author: Carmine bateful stage knife

*Fish SPRINTING to mail a lateral application*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2Reputation#26909962)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 3:19 PM
Author: primrose volcanic crater

:( Sad story for everyone involved.:(



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2Reputation#26910011)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 3:21 PM
Author: arousing principal's office kitty

As much as i've thought about going out like this, the thing about biglaw is that you have a great first option--quitting. Or even just taking an official leave. Or just calling in sick for 2 weeks. Any of those steps would be a very material change. In other words, in biglaw, you have something so big to unload that you can reasonably expect it to render an immediate and drastic life change--so first move should be ringing the bell. In a way its comforting--there is an intermediate step short of this. Sure, it might not work, but it's there and easy. Fuck peer pressure or keeping up appearances when the alternative is this.

I wish i could have talked to the guy. His fiance sounds so sweet and caring and it is just terrible. And fuck K&E and this fucking industry by the way.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2Reputation#26910018)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 3:27 PM
Author: Very tactful bull headed temple ceo

TITCR. I saw so many people toil away in abject misery. It erodes their personality, changes their behaviors, ruins lives. I have nothing but unadulterated hatred for every partner in my former law firm.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2Reputation#26910039)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 3:32 PM
Author: Duck-like Messiness Pervert

He should have taken the NYS DOCCS exam this upcoming January 2015. Great benefits. Great pay. As much or as little overtime as you want. You get to carry an off duty gun and I'm sure he had a shitton saved.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2Reputation#26910059)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 3:46 PM
Author: electric disturbing hell

or even NYSAN MAN test.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2Reputation#26910124)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 4:18 PM
Author: Splenetic State

Ti, OC, tcr. I can't understand people who wouldn't try just escaping all responsibility and restarting somewhere else vs killing themselves. When I'm depressed I fantasize about quitting my job and doing nothing for a year.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2Reputation#26910255)



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Date: December 12th, 2014 11:34 AM
Author: fragrant chrome cruise ship haunted graveyard

what can a 30 year old reasonably restart at though. esp as a man chained to society's and his wife's expectations. living in SF surrounded by strivers, women with high expectations, etc.... it sucks but it's not acceptable to just quit your well paying job.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2Reputation#26916107)



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Date: December 12th, 2014 11:59 AM
Author: Splenetic State

Sure but you'd rather kill yourself than just run away? Could just drop off the planet man if you are so worried about the shame of facing expectations

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2Reputation#26916268)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 6:15 PM
Author: gay ticket booth selfie

yeah but when you've spent your whole life striving, striving, striving, calling it quits just doesn't seem like the easy way out.

What a fucked up mindset we lawyers have

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2Reputation#26910986)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 9:04 PM
Author: vivacious shimmering brunch stain

this stuff happens in house too my friend

http://abovethelaw.com/2014/10/big-banks-associate-gc-hangs-himself-following-legal-troubles/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2Reputation#26912078)



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Date: December 13th, 2014 2:24 PM
Author: anal smoky voyeur plaza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2Reputation#26922913)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 3:45 PM
Author: shaky dilemma

earl-bot says:

what a selfish asshole. Feel horrible for his poor fiance. Who the fuck does that?



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2Reputation#26910120)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 4:19 PM
Author: Splenetic State

To be fair, you know nothing about the fiance. She could have treated him like dogs it for all you know. I'm sure she really did love him but that doesn't mean she was a good gf. She could have been cheating on him or whatever. Who knows.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2Reputation#26910265)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 4:30 PM
Author: big kink-friendly french chef

Hits close to home.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2Reputation#26910314)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 8:08 PM
Author: Splenetic State

You killed yourself too?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2Reputation#26911698)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 9:03 PM
Author: vivacious shimmering brunch stain

agreed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2Reputation#26912070)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 9:21 PM
Author: Concupiscible indian lodge pisswyrm

Partner didn't give attention

To the fact that client didn't care

King Jeremy the wicked

Billed his hours

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2Reputation#26912199)



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Date: December 12th, 2014 10:47 AM
Author: Titillating Stead

Clearly I remember

Nit-picking on the boy

Seamless each night, lunch a taco truck

But we ignored his cryin

Trashed his brief

And shit on the new draft he'd submit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2Reputation#26915919)



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Date: December 12th, 2014 12:01 PM
Author: Titillating Stead

How could I forget

When I caught him sleeping under his desk

I saw him hurting

Westlaw left open

Just like the day

Like the day I heard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2Reputation#26916277)



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Date: December 12th, 2014 12:08 PM
Author: Adventurous theatre

damn, you guys.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2Reputation#26916309)



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Date: December 12th, 2014 10:26 PM
Author: Titillating Stead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2Reputation#26920103)



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Date: December 13th, 2014 2:39 PM
Author: yapping hospital blood rage

most underrated subthread itt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2Reputation#26922999)



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Date: December 13th, 2014 2:42 PM
Author: Titillating Stead

ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2Reputation#26923015)



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Date: December 13th, 2014 4:29 PM
Author: Concupiscible indian lodge pisswyrm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2Reputation#26923548)



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Date: December 13th, 2014 2:11 PM
Author: charismatic rehab

this is great

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2Reputation#26922834)



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Date: December 13th, 2014 4:29 PM
Author: Concupiscible indian lodge pisswyrm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2Reputation#26923549)



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Date: December 12th, 2014 11:19 AM
Author: sepia trip center alpha



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2Reputation#26916042)



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Date: December 13th, 2014 2:40 PM
Author: yapping hospital blood rage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2Reputation#26923000)



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Date: March 5th, 2017 9:29 PM
Author: Titillating Stead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2Reputation#32761811)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 9:21 PM
Author: dashing gas station keepsake machete

so where can I send my app

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2Reputation#26912201)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 9:30 PM
Author: Lascivious deer antler

His profile is still up on Kirkland.com. You think anyone there has realized he's gone yet? I picture his phone still vibrating in a drawer somewhere zzzzzt zzzt zzzzt zzzt "where are you?" "where is the motion to compel draft?" "are you out of the office all week? why didn't you tell us in advance?" zzzzt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2Reputation#26912273)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 9:30 PM
Author: Arrogant Abnormal Pozpig Corner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2Reputation#26912280)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 9:31 PM
Author: Concupiscible indian lodge pisswyrm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2Reputation#26912284)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 9:32 PM
Author: Boyish Startled Lodge

harsh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2Reputation#26912292)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 9:34 PM
Author: Brindle Comical Athletic Conference



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2Reputation#26912304)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 9:38 PM
Author: Splenetic State

Wouldn't surprise me if he's still being copied on shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2Reputation#26912341)



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Date: December 12th, 2014 12:23 AM
Author: Sinister Headpube Bawdyhouse

lolol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2Reputation#26913834)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 9:42 PM
Author: odious rose community account public bath



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2Reputation#26912379)



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Date: December 12th, 2014 5:59 AM
Author: well-lubricated brethren

jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2Reputation#26915224)



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Date: December 12th, 2014 10:19 AM
Author: hyperactive godawful station persian



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2Reputation#26915783)



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Date: December 12th, 2014 11:19 AM
Author: sepia trip center alpha



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2Reputation#26916043)



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Date: December 12th, 2014 11:28 AM
Author: passionate whorehouse mad-dog skullcap

He may be gone, but he shall live on forever in the calendar invites for the weekly team calls.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2Reputation#26916078)



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Date: December 12th, 2014 12:17 PM
Author: Tan Goal In Life Travel Guidebook



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2Reputation#26916362)



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Date: December 12th, 2014 1:10 PM
Author: Cerebral area stock car

still

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2Reputation#26916664)



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Date: December 12th, 2014 1:40 PM
Author: Diverse meetinghouse sandwich



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2Reputation#26916862)



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Date: December 13th, 2014 2:31 PM
Author: yapping hospital blood rage

someone seriously needs to make a movie about biglaw including this scene

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2Reputation#26922948)



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Date: December 13th, 2014 8:28 PM
Author: Concupiscible indian lodge pisswyrm

Business idea:

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2Reputation#26924877)



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Date: December 13th, 2014 2:41 PM
Author: Insanely creepy fat ankles

fuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2Reputation#26923005)



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Date: December 13th, 2014 3:00 PM
Author: vibrant macaca

oh god oh -

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2Reputation#26923097)



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Date: December 22nd, 2014 8:42 AM
Author: irradiated international law enforcement agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2Reputation#26979462)



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Date: January 23rd, 2015 12:10 AM
Author: Curious Background Story



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2Reputation#27169011)



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Date: June 4th, 2017 6:09 PM
Author: Glittery bat-shit-crazy hall



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2Reputation#33472423)



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Date: December 12th, 2014 11:23 AM
Author: fragrant chrome cruise ship haunted graveyard

Pretty sad. I remember reading about a female kirkland associate who offed herself a few years ago;.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2Reputation#26916058)



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Date: December 12th, 2014 11:30 AM
Author: passionate whorehouse mad-dog skullcap

Mourn for colleague, prepare and deliver poignant anecdote re memory of deceased. (0.3)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2Reputation#26916086)



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Date: December 12th, 2014 11:54 AM
Author: Vigorous bespoke becky property

jfc

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2Reputation#26916232)



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Date: December 12th, 2014 12:01 PM
Author: Concupiscible indian lodge pisswyrm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2Reputation#26916275)



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Date: December 12th, 2014 12:02 PM
Author: Exhilarant famous landscape painting



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2Reputation#26916278)



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Date: December 12th, 2014 12:05 PM
Author: Titillating Stead

padded as usual

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2Reputation#26916292)



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Date: January 22nd, 2015 4:08 PM
Author: Diverse meetinghouse sandwich



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2Reputation#27165463)



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Date: January 23rd, 2015 12:10 AM
Author: Curious Background Story



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2Reputation#27169018)



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Date: December 12th, 2014 2:12 PM
Author: Know-it-all rigor

Mid-level offed herself at my old firm. They sent around a very cryptic RIP email. Wasn't at all clear what happened until you scrolled down and saw the option to donate to the American Foundation for Suicide Prevention. She was gone from the website within an hour of the email being sent. Cute girl, known for grinding tons of hours, really a shame.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2Reputation#26917055)



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Date: December 13th, 2014 2:20 PM
Author: heady claret associate casino

"grinding tons of hours" pic? *gets out lotion*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2Reputation#26922894)



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Date: December 13th, 2014 8:33 PM
Author: Thirsty location

if suicide, LOL

if not, sucks terribly

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2Reputation#26924912)



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Date: December 22nd, 2014 1:06 AM
Author:  foreskin

JESUS CHRIST....how is this dude's profile still up on K&E's website?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2Reputation#26978895)



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Date: December 22nd, 2014 1:52 AM
Author: passionate whorehouse mad-dog skullcap

Jesus. He's been in the ground for weeks now. Mr. Hammes, tear down this profile!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2Reputation#26979009)



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Date: December 22nd, 2014 8:18 AM
Author: Amber galvanic place of business

Sick

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2Reputation#26979417)



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Date: December 22nd, 2014 8:22 AM
Author: Know-it-all rigor

Gotta keep him up there until Dec 2014 bills clear.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2Reputation#26979424)



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Date: December 23rd, 2014 7:26 PM
Author:  foreskin

This is really depressing. It's not like they left it as a tribute to him or something since there's nothing even noting that he passed away.

Pretty depressing that an associate can die and it's like no one at Kirkland has even noticed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2Reputation#26988486)



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Date: December 28th, 2014 11:14 PM
Author: Lascivious deer antler

update: IT'S STILL THERE

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2Reputation#27014605)



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Date: December 22nd, 2014 8:28 AM
Author: aggressive depressive

stopped reading at "nose-bleed GPA"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2Reputation#26979437)



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Date: January 22nd, 2015 4:13 PM
Author: yapping hospital blood rage

email from partner to deceased: "In the future, please let us know in advance when you will be committing suicide so that we can make adequate staffing adjustments for your matters. Thanks,"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2Reputation#27165504)



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Date: January 23rd, 2015 12:34 AM
Author: impertinent office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2Reputation#27169170)



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Date: January 23rd, 2015 12:15 AM
Author: Twisted Institution

Hilarious that his brutal, savage suicide is repeatedly called his "passing" on his scholarship website, completely obscuring the fact that he was miserable due to his life choices of pursuing BigFlaw.

http://jeremyadlerscholarship.org/#firstPage

Also, can't tell if the long haired asian behind him in the banner photo is a NOWAG or just a typical Berkeley moonface dame that turned into his gf.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2Reputation#27169041)



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Date: January 23rd, 2015 12:39 AM
Author: charismatic rehab

uvt actually

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2Reputation#27169186)



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Date: January 23rd, 2015 12:15 AM
Author: marvelous fluffy nursing home kitty cat

https://www.linkedin.com/pub/jeremy-adler/4a/a08/5ba

His time at K&E will increase and people will wonder why he hasn't copped breakfast after 16-20 years as an associate.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2Reputation#27169043)



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Date: January 23rd, 2015 12:16 AM
Author: Twisted Institution



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2Reputation#27169053)



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Date: January 23rd, 2015 12:23 AM
Author: Know-it-all rigor

brutal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2Reputation#27169103)



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Date: February 11th, 2016 12:22 PM
Author: marvelous fluffy nursing home kitty cat

2.5 years away from copping non-equity partner!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2Reputation#29804052)



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Date: February 11th, 2016 12:30 PM
Author: hyperactive godawful station persian

http://www.theknot.com/wedding/Pringle-Adler

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2Reputation#29804134)



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Date: February 11th, 2016 12:32 PM
Author: thriller bronze kitchen

Oh. That's horrible with the honeymoon date calculation.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2Reputation#29804148)



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Date: March 5th, 2017 9:31 PM
Author:  Indirect Expression Point

holy shit still there.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2Reputation#32761827)



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Date: September 15th, 2017 12:10 PM
Author: marvelous fluffy nursing home kitty cat

Coming soon to a LinkedIn Inbox: Jeremy Adler is celebrating a 4-year work anniversary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2Reputation#34217506)



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Date: April 25th, 2015 7:02 AM
Author:  dun forum cuck



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2Reputation#27756203)



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Date: February 11th, 2016 12:20 PM
Author: Diverse meetinghouse sandwich

:(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2Reputation#29804042)



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Date: February 11th, 2016 12:22 PM
Author: Diverse meetinghouse sandwich

this handsome bro had no wife or kids right? why did he kill himself

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2Reputation#29804053)



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Date: February 11th, 2016 12:23 PM
Author: thriller bronze kitchen

:(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2Reputation#29804069)



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Date: June 4th, 2017 5:45 PM
Author: Burgundy frisky tanning salon love of her life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2Reputation#33472252)



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Date: June 4th, 2017 6:08 PM
Author:  nubile business firm giraffe

the fucked up thing about this thread is it's the 2nd hit on google (via a blog)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2Reputation#33472417)



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Date: August 2nd, 2017 12:42 PM
Author: mildly autistic big-titted ratface house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2Reputation#33903100)



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Date: September 15th, 2017 12:03 PM
Author:  indigo multi-billionaire codepig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2Reputation#34217483)



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Date: September 15th, 2017 12:07 PM
Author: Racy fiercely-loyal jap

im just gonna ask the q everyone wants to know but is 2 scared to ask: did his fiance remarry

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2Reputation#34217493)



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Date: September 15th, 2017 12:10 PM
Author: marvelous fluffy nursing home kitty cat

I hope she found a less selfish bro to devote herself to.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2Reputation#34217514)



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Date: September 15th, 2017 12:13 PM
Author: Racy fiercely-loyal jap

they sounded like true lovers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2Reputation#34217536)



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Date: September 15th, 2017 12:59 PM
Author:  indigo multi-billionaire codepig

did anyone check her FB

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2Reputation#34217869)



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Date: August 17th, 2020 2:07 PM
Author:  startling school cafeteria nowag

Of course I am sure she did. I doubt she even thinks of this dude anymore. It was 6 years ago. This is why you don’t commit suicide. You become a footnote unfortunately.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2Reputation#40768910)



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Date: August 17th, 2020 1:04 PM
Author:  school marketing idea



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2Reputation#40768599)



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Date: August 17th, 2020 1:06 PM
Author:  Regret

great bump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2Reputation#40768609)