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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#34542944) Date: May 24th, 2018 4:00 PM Author: Balding onyx international law enforcement agency university credited advice (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#36120603) Date: January 25th, 2016 10:14 PM Author: Blue alcoholic goal in life even more toxic (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29680213) Date: January 25th, 2016 10:16 PM Author: big-titted halford (asshole) although that is probably true of every man on this board other than RSF (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29680247) Date: January 25th, 2016 10:17 PM Author: Blue alcoholic goal in life RSF is dream man for third world female poors. and you can be too! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29680258) Date: January 26th, 2016 7:24 PM Author: comical step-uncle's house foreskin i lol'd (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29686607) Date: January 25th, 2016 10:21 PM Author: Henna At-the-ready Rehab He doesn't know me at all and is an asshole. But...this is probably true for most people in general. We have an overly romantic conception of marriage. It was a business decision for most of human history and most people settle. Passionate love fades. That is the nature of things. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29680296) Date: January 25th, 2016 10:23 PM Author: cerebral magical coffee pot We can still find women who really appreciate us brother. It just means you have to stop pining after the 7-8s who have been hit on so many times in their lives that you'll always be compared to someone else. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29680310) Date: January 25th, 2016 10:28 PM Author: Blue alcoholic goal in life that was 1975. due to recent trends in online dating, hookup culture, and female hypergamy, even female 3's and 4's have a slew of superior suitors (well, guys who smashed anyway) to compare you unfavorably with (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29680362) Date: January 25th, 2016 10:32 PM Author: orange heady associate Cr the earth has been scorched and we are just creating stautes out of ashes (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29680416) Date: June 1st, 2017 9:09 PM Author: violent plaza doctorate lol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#33450476) Date: January 25th, 2016 11:02 PM Author: Henna At-the-ready Rehab (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29680671) Date: January 25th, 2016 11:08 PM Author: Blue alcoholic goal in life so what though. man up and put that dick in the hole. fuck the soul out of her, make her forget she ever met tyler or darnell (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29680714) Date: January 25th, 2016 11:12 PM Author: Henna At-the-ready Rehab Will do my best. TY (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29680754) Date: January 26th, 2016 7:16 AM Author: underhanded kitty jew ljl. my fake name on dating websites is Tyler. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29682035) Date: December 26th, 2017 3:36 PM Author: Bateful macaca (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#35011459) Date: January 25th, 2016 10:25 PM Author: Hilarious boyish famous landscape painting you are slaying this thread (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29680335) Date: January 25th, 2016 10:24 PM Author: Hilarious boyish famous landscape painting DR is CR though, so much better than law/marketing/IBS shrew (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29680320) Date: January 25th, 2016 10:26 PM Author: Henna At-the-ready Rehab Well we will see if I can hold on to her. I have a feeling she will ding me eventually. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29680348) Date: January 25th, 2016 10:28 PM Author: Hilarious boyish famous landscape painting we all have to settle / my only hope is a hot 25 year old kindergarten teacher after I make bank who will let me parasite off her union benefits or marrying a 30 year old doctor who has the skills/income to support my ass (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29680364) Date: January 25th, 2016 10:34 PM Author: Blue alcoholic goal in life why do you think that? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29680436) Date: January 25th, 2016 10:46 PM Author: Hilarious boyish famous landscape painting A DR has a skillset that is way over-demanded. She can jump in and out of a 6-figure career at will. Have kids? Sure. Fuck off and travel? Sure. No matter what, there is enough demand for a US MD that she can always work as much as she wants (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29680554) Date: January 25th, 2016 11:15 PM Author: Blue alcoholic goal in life i thought they lose their practices and their patients die if they, say, go on the lam due to being hunted by mobsters and have to hide away in a motel for a few months (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29680784) Date: January 25th, 2016 10:24 PM Author: Hilarious boyish famous landscape painting DR is CR though, so much better than law/marketing/IBS shrew (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29680325) Date: January 25th, 2016 10:26 PM Author: orange heady associate Brother if she is actually hot this is easily above median outcome. Especially if you had some fun in your 20s. Youre gonna maek and so am I (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29680343) Date: January 25th, 2016 11:10 PM Author: Henna At-the-ready Rehab She is hot, legit hot. I am not going to post pics obviously, but that would be the consensus if I did. IF (far from certain she won't realize she can do better and dump me) I end up marrying her, it would be an amazing outcome for me. TY brother. We are all gonna maeke it. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29680725) Date: January 25th, 2016 11:13 PM Author: Blue alcoholic goal in life how can she do better than with you? now go be that (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29680760) Date: January 25th, 2016 11:19 PM Author: Henna At-the-ready Rehab I am usually not one to put girls on a pedestal. I learned a long time ago how dumb that is. What you are saying is obviously true and appreciated. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29680820) Date: August 8th, 2019 7:25 AM Author: ruby kitchen gay wizard Lmao (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#38655437) Date: October 27th, 2017 3:09 PM Author: orange heady associate well you did not maek it and I certainly don't feel confident about my chances (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#34543175) Date: January 25th, 2016 10:27 PM Author: self-absorbed pocket flask theater "Dating at this age is still fun and this girl is hot, " lol this is what matters. who gives a shit about everything else? stop letting xo toxicity get you down. if u are happy and she is happy then fuck it, be happy together (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29680357) Date: January 25th, 2016 10:29 PM Author: orange heady associate Although I am happy for the bro, it is still classic xo "man I have to settle for a hot doctor with lifelong earning potential and good genes" Turns out a lot worse for many bros (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29680372) Date: January 25th, 2016 10:34 PM Author: Blue alcoholic goal in life lmao true (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29680438) Date: January 26th, 2016 7:24 AM Author: Saffron church building (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29682074) Date: December 26th, 2017 6:06 PM Author: Bateful macaca (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#35012399) Date: March 19th, 2020 1:40 PM Author: flatulent whorehouse marketing idea Haha (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#39808783) Date: January 25th, 2016 11:13 PM Author: Henna At-the-ready Rehab (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29680764) Date: January 25th, 2016 11:31 PM Author: sooty fiercely-loyal milk pit (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29680928) Date: January 26th, 2016 12:12 PM Author: Bronze Selfie Trust Fund Damn, bro. You've got a hot doctor who's 5 years younger than you on your hands. Don't fuck this up because of your insecurities. "You never know if the girl is thinking "he checks off enough boxes, I guess he will do." Because, of course, she probably is." Unless you're marrying your college sweetheart when you're young and still all rosy-eyed about love, many marriage couplings boil down to (1) could we co-parent well together,(2) do we share enough common values and interests to fit into each other's lives without major compromises, and (3) do we enjoy sex with each other. If you're getting anything beyond that, you should consider yourself very lucky. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29683316) Date: January 26th, 2016 6:08 PM Author: idiotic primrose cruise ship CR and I would add (4) will this person have my back if I hit a bad patch and can I do the same for her? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29685965) Date: October 27th, 2017 12:23 PM Author: Titillating Spot Idiot JFC holy shit (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#34541874) Date: October 27th, 2017 2:23 PM Author: Infuriating Point Roast Beef lol at all the poasters encouraging him (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#34542854) Date: October 27th, 2017 2:59 PM Author: orange heady associate can someone advise why this poast is notable? did things turn out poorly for thunder collins? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#34543122) Date: October 27th, 2017 3:00 PM Author: pearly masturbator http://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3775434&mc=417&forum_id=2 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#34543129) Date: October 27th, 2017 3:07 PM Author: hateful partner orchestra pit Lmao good find (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#34543163) Date: June 3rd, 2019 10:35 AM Author: Dashing tripping gunner Lol oh my God (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#38331890) Date: August 8th, 2019 9:03 AM Author: House-broken national roommate oh no (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#38655565) Date: March 16th, 2020 2:22 PM Author: Maniacal Spectacular Hospital Old Irish Cottage LOL (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#39780168) Date: March 19th, 2020 1:27 PM Author: Bearded Stead JFC (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#39808676) Date: October 11th, 2021 8:41 PM Author: Metal swashbuckling parlour Update? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#43257805) Date: January 25th, 2016 10:18 PM Author: Bright frozen haunted graveyard weed whacker Devastating. Fuck my life. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29680274) Date: January 25th, 2016 11:28 PM Author: Henna At-the-ready Rehab (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29680900) Date: May 19th, 2016 9:16 PM Author: Curious black lay (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#30516002) Date: January 25th, 2016 10:27 PM Author: Burgundy floppy mad-dog skullcap meetinghouse (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29680360) Date: January 26th, 2016 2:34 AM Author: trip hunting ground I seriously went to a wedding last weekend 34 year old guy marrying match.com fiancee. Won't say any more (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29681730) Date: January 26th, 2016 2:50 AM Author: sooty fiercely-loyal milk pit Will be me Where the fuck else do you meet people in ur 30s (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29681781) Date: January 26th, 2016 2:57 AM Author: trip hunting ground Fuck man it was such a sad charade its just too old to be having a wedding. Embarrassing. Just elope (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29681795) Date: January 26th, 2016 2:59 AM Author: sooty fiercely-loyal milk pit Cr (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29681800) Date: January 26th, 2016 12:11 PM Author: chrome exhilarant church affirmative action (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29683308) Date: January 26th, 2016 12:12 PM Author: chrome exhilarant church affirmative action (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29683324) Date: January 26th, 2016 2:57 AM Author: trip hunting ground Bride who has fucked probably 30-40 dudes, unironically wearing white at the wedding (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29681796) Date: January 26th, 2016 3:00 AM Author: Vibrant regret (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29681801) Date: January 26th, 2016 3:17 AM Author: avocado native philosopher-king What is she supposed to do? Wear the pearl colored Chad ropes that have landed on her lower back for 12-14 years? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29681829) Date: January 26th, 2016 3:27 AM Author: avocado native philosopher-king (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29681848) Date: January 26th, 2016 12:39 PM Author: mischievous beady-eyed locale chad Y-...Yes? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29683517) Date: January 26th, 2016 1:28 PM Author: Maize hall national security agency You could weave yourself the finest dress from those ropes. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29683868) Date: January 26th, 2016 1:31 PM Author: cruel-hearted senate "My GOD!" you scream, when you see her back. "You've been whipped!!" "Whoops, I guess i didn't wash carefully. Those aren't scars, babe. They are ropes... From the past." (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29683886) Date: January 26th, 2016 3:23 PM Author: Wonderful Piazza Nowag (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29684778) Date: January 26th, 2016 7:19 AM Author: underhanded kitty jew Moral of the story - Don't date women over the age 25, even when in your thirties/ forties. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29682052) Date: January 26th, 2016 7:25 AM Author: Saffron church building 1800000000000 thread (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29682082) Date: January 26th, 2016 12:10 PM Author: self-absorbed pocket flask theater you examine your profile in the mirror, sucking in your pauch. 'not bad,' you think to yourself, for being 55 lbs heavier than college. 'dad bod is all the rage anyway right? i'm sure my wife will find me sexy and attractive forever. thats why we're getting married' (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29683303) Date: January 26th, 2016 12:15 PM Author: cruel-hearted senate "For every year after 29," she tells her bridesmaids, "I was advised to cross one requirement off my list. Jim might not look like much to you, but he's 6' and has a job." (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29683341) Date: January 26th, 2016 12:34 PM Author: orange heady associate Lmfao (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29683489) Date: January 26th, 2016 12:40 PM Author: mischievous beady-eyed locale chad Guess which requirement is the LAST she is willing to part with (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29683523) Date: January 16th, 2019 10:36 PM Author: up-to-no-good athletic conference skinny woman (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#37605742) Date: March 16th, 2020 12:45 PM Author: flatulent whorehouse marketing idea (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#39779479) Date: January 26th, 2016 2:16 PM Author: Bistre arousing hominid home (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29684252) Date: January 26th, 2016 2:22 PM Author: Saffron church building (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29684291) Date: January 26th, 2016 3:23 PM Author: Wonderful Piazza Nowag (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29684772) Date: March 28th, 2016 10:05 PM Author: Curious black lay (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#30156366) Date: August 9th, 2019 6:41 AM Author: Pea-brained learning disabled striped hyena theater stage (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#38660220) Date: January 26th, 2016 1:03 PM Author: scarlet blood rage menage "And the bride and groom have written their own vows?" the baritone woman in a suit speaks into her lapel mic, handing a wireless mic to the bride with a smile. She trembles holding the mic, unfolding a slip of paper from her slightly calloused hands, stubbier than they were seven months ago, and less certain than they were seven hours ago. "We have so much. So much to look to in the future. We have spent so much time without each other, but here we are. Together. Now. And it..."--she chokes here for a moment--"...will last because there is nothing greater than this love we shareatthismoment"--she hastens now, inexplicably, but the tears brimming in her eyes cue the crowd that it is justifiable--"...forever." She drops the paper; it flutters away in the breeze, as the din of a golf mower rises in the background from the seventeenth green. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29683667) Date: January 26th, 2016 1:14 PM Author: orange heady associate (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29683761) Date: January 26th, 2016 2:06 PM Author: Cocky son of senegal address LOL this is brilliant work (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29684175) Date: January 26th, 2016 2:18 PM Author: Bistre arousing hominid home Fuck... I wish I possessed this talent. Great work brother! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29684259) Date: October 24th, 2016 2:00 PM Author: irradiated ocher area deer antler (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#31715965) Date: January 26th, 2016 2:20 PM Author: Saffron church building (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29684272) Date: January 26th, 2016 7:24 PM Author: comical step-uncle's house foreskin "the baritone woman in a suit speaks into her lapel mic" "She drops the paper; it flutters away in the breeze, as the din of a golf mower rises in the background from the seventeenth green" JFC Wish you appeared in these sorts of threads more often friend (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29686616) Date: April 4th, 2016 7:11 PM Author: Drab zippy garrison yarmulke cr this is poetry (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#30201794) Date: March 15th, 2017 7:59 AM Author: gay razzmatazz messiness (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#32833825) Date: October 27th, 2017 2:57 PM Author: Shivering Flirting Main People Rigor *applause* (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#34543111) Date: September 26th, 2021 9:03 PM Author: Sinister Adventurous State (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#43182576) Date: January 26th, 2016 1:04 PM Author: pearly masturbator (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29683679) Date: January 26th, 2016 1:18 PM Author: Saffron church building (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29683789) Date: January 26th, 2016 1:19 PM Author: trip hunting ground All the women giving IVF advice and tips in the guest registry comment section (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29683797) Date: January 26th, 2016 1:20 PM Author: Saffron church building recommending their own IVF doctors (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29683802) Date: January 26th, 2016 1:23 PM Author: orange heady associate *googling "resale value of amniocentesis downs test coupon" for the 3 extra left in gift basket* (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29683831) Date: January 26th, 2016 1:24 PM Author: trip hunting ground (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29683840) Date: January 26th, 2016 1:25 PM Author: trip hunting ground packing cialis for the weeklong honeymoon, hoping to get laid at least twice (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29683851) Date: January 26th, 2016 1:29 PM Author: sooty fiercely-loyal milk pit (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29683873) Date: January 26th, 2016 1:49 PM Author: cerebral magical coffee pot (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29684049) Date: January 26th, 2016 2:15 PM Author: Sickened locus gaming laptop Oh man I did this. Worse - I got talked into honeymoon in fucking France (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29684244) Date: January 26th, 2016 2:19 PM Author: trip hunting ground Describe (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29684270) Date: January 26th, 2016 2:23 PM Author: Sickened locus gaming laptop 8 DAYS of tours and overpriced restaurants. Didn't go out really drinking once. In my last days in Paris, I walked by a few "massage" parlors that looked pretty sketchy, considered checking them out because hey I spent 10k on this honeymoon - I - had - might - as - well - do - something - fun - for - me FML moments on that trip were plentiful (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29684295) Date: January 26th, 2016 2:24 PM Author: trip hunting ground God damn brutal (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29684303) Date: January 26th, 2016 2:24 PM Author: Saffron church building (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29684304) Date: January 26th, 2016 2:38 PM Author: cerebral magical coffee pot (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29684427) Date: January 26th, 2016 2:50 PM Author: orange heady associate Please be flame (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29684520) Date: January 26th, 2016 3:07 PM Author: Sickened locus gaming laptop If it makes you feel better about life in general, sure, why not - it's all flame. You know what's also a flame? Fucking marriage. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29684624) Date: January 26th, 2016 3:16 PM Author: self-absorbed pocket flask theater are u stil maried (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29684694) Date: January 26th, 2016 3:17 PM Author: Sickened locus gaming laptop yes - 3 years this May (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29684701) Date: June 10th, 2024 1:28 PM Author: Multi-colored Mother Sanctuary Desperately need an update on this marriage (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#47734478) Date: January 26th, 2016 4:36 PM Author: Lilac gas station dysfunction I dunno man. Not a single thing here has any relation to my marriage but then again I would never have gone through with it if any bridezilla crap started. Why didn't you back out? It isn't marriage that sucks, it is marrying the wrong person. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29685301) Date: January 26th, 2016 5:20 PM Author: Sickened locus gaming laptop It creeps up on you, it's so gradual that you really don't notice until things have gotten totally out of control. You try to focus on how awesome things were before this wedding nonsense and try to think about how things will be better after the wedding, it's a lifelong commitment, there are problems but who doesn't have problems, etc. etc. For the most part, things are fine now, and I can't say that I'm regretful for marrying my wife. Things are pretty chill now. But the wedding process was miserable and the honeymoon was bullshit. One thing that we don't do is really travel, and a lot of the reason was that the honeymoon was so crappy for me that I don't want to go anywhere with my Wife. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29685641) Date: January 26th, 2016 5:28 PM Author: Bronze Selfie Trust Fund Did you two travel a lot before getting married? What was "bullshit" about your honeymoon? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29685696) Date: January 26th, 2016 3:38 PM Author: Multi-colored Mother Sanctuary Fuck (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29684899) Date: January 26th, 2016 4:20 PM Author: Burgundy floppy mad-dog skullcap meetinghouse why did u guys go to Paris. Why did u not drink. why is your wife that way. any other stories? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29685180) Date: January 26th, 2016 4:31 PM Author: Blue alcoholic goal in life cq's! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29685268) Date: January 26th, 2016 7:19 PM Author: Sickened locus gaming laptop Brother, I can - and will - wifethread on xoxo. http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2413755&mc=273&forum_id=2#24436824 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29686563) Date: March 19th, 2020 1:31 PM Author: Bearded Stead (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#39808717) Date: March 15th, 2017 7:59 AM Author: gay razzmatazz messiness (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#32833828) Date: January 26th, 2016 2:07 PM Author: Opaque bespoke persian coldplay fan Chimeric DNA slowly eroding her braincells. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29684182) Date: January 26th, 2016 2:08 PM Author: Cocky son of senegal address LJL at this flame. My pops was 45 when he married my mom and everything turned out fine. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29684186) Date: January 26th, 2016 2:20 PM Author: Vibrant regret except for your autism (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29684273) Date: January 26th, 2016 2:26 PM Author: orange heady associate (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29684318) Date: January 26th, 2016 2:27 PM Author: Balding onyx international law enforcement agency university (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29684324) Date: January 26th, 2016 2:37 PM Author: Cocky son of senegal address She was 20 years younger. No autism here bro. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29684414) Date: January 26th, 2016 2:39 PM Author: cerebral magical coffee pot (Guy who voluntarily visits xoxohth.com) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29684435) Date: January 26th, 2016 4:32 PM Author: Lilac gas station dysfunction (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29685274) Date: January 26th, 2016 5:11 PM Author: Cocky son of senegal address LOL fair (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29685581) Date: January 26th, 2016 3:30 PM Author: cruel-hearted senate tell your 45 yo mother to post here. enemadood and luis are available (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29684847) Date: January 26th, 2016 3:24 PM Author: Wonderful Piazza Nowag (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29684784) Date: January 23rd, 2017 3:11 PM Author: chrome exhilarant church affirmative action (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#32440058) Date: March 15th, 2017 8:00 AM Author: gay razzmatazz messiness (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#32833830) Date: February 20th, 2018 5:02 PM Author: Maize hall national security agency (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#35446904) Date: January 26th, 2016 2:21 PM Author: trip hunting ground Mother of the bride, bravely battling Parkinsons, struggling to stand as the bride enters the chapel (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29684280) Date: January 26th, 2016 5:25 PM Author: irradiated ocher area deer antler underrated (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29685673) Date: February 15th, 2016 8:03 PM Author: Curious black lay (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29837939) Date: November 27th, 2016 11:54 AM Author: Soul-stirring Pungent Goyim Library (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#32000449) Date: January 26th, 2016 2:40 PM Author: Carnelian Stirring Therapy why would your 34yo future wife be waiting on you shitlib, groom waits for bride (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29684443) Date: January 26th, 2016 2:44 PM Author: Sickened locus gaming laptop (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29684472) Date: January 26th, 2016 2:46 PM Author: Saffron church building (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29684475) Date: January 26th, 2016 2:48 PM Author: self-absorbed pocket flask theater jfc (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29684501) Date: January 26th, 2016 2:51 PM Author: Geriatric indigo brunch (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29684532) Date: January 26th, 2016 2:56 PM Author: cruel-hearted senate lmao at the dog bit (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29684551) Date: January 26th, 2016 3:04 PM Author: Sickened locus gaming laptop Do you think that it's real or that I made that up? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29684606) Date: January 26th, 2016 3:09 PM Author: Saffron church building fake, she would never trust you with her beloved dog. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29684642) Date: January 26th, 2016 3:11 PM Author: Sickened locus gaming laptop lol you are the primary caretaker of that dog. You walk it every day, you take it fishing with you, you feed it, you pick up its shit. She does nothing. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29684656) Date: January 26th, 2016 3:13 PM Author: Saffron church building do u love it (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29684671) Date: January 26th, 2016 3:16 PM Author: Sickened locus gaming laptop I love that fucking dog - that drooling son of a bitch has turned out to be my best friend. He's happy to see me every day when I come home, and the first thing I do when I get home every night is take him and the baby on a walk down to the river - he runs all over the place and is always super happy. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29684698) Date: February 1st, 2016 10:12 AM Author: Shaky public bath clown (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29726837) Date: January 26th, 2016 3:19 PM Author: cruel-hearted senate Nah, it is just hilarious how what's objective BATSHIT behavior gets shrugged off as mildly-worse-than-normal once you have been immunized by a white woman (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29684716) Date: January 26th, 2016 3:20 PM Author: Sickened locus gaming laptop My old boss and mentor used to say: there'd be bounties on all their heads if it wasn't for their pussies (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29684725) Date: May 19th, 2016 9:21 PM Author: orange heady associate (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#30516035) Date: January 26th, 2016 3:20 PM Author: self-absorbed pocket flask theater wtf we had my dog at our wedding :( (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29684726) Date: January 26th, 2016 3:22 PM Author: Sickened locus gaming laptop Brother, when I tip back that miller lite this evening, I'll raise it to you first in solidarity (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29684740) Date: January 26th, 2016 3:22 PM Author: self-absorbed pocket flask theater it was my dog (from before we met) and it was a lot of fun :( (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29684751) Date: January 26th, 2016 3:22 PM Author: cruel-hearted senate dood, it isn't that rex isn't there. its because OP doesn't love her enough to think about how she would secretly have WANTED rex there, and he ruined her magical day by not surprising her, which drove her to tears (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29684755) Date: January 26th, 2016 3:23 PM Author: self-absorbed pocket flask theater ok fair im kinda slow today (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29684771) Date: January 26th, 2016 3:23 PM Author: Sickened locus gaming laptop this guy gets it (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29684774) Date: January 26th, 2016 4:24 PM Author: frum half-breed water buffalo (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29685212) Date: January 26th, 2016 4:26 PM Author: Marvelous ratface Only gay doods have this kind of insight into women, which ironically, is completely wasted on them. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29685219) Date: January 26th, 2016 5:27 PM Author: yapping set travel guidebook it's like your law partner, giving you a 30 second explanation of an assignment and then getting irate at you when you missed several "obvious" issues in your brief. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29685684) Date: January 26th, 2016 5:35 PM Author: Multi-colored Mother Sanctuary (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29685734) Date: January 26th, 2016 3:06 PM Author: Bistre arousing hominid home (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29684620) Date: January 26th, 2016 3:07 PM Author: cerebral magical coffee pot *puts gun in mouth* (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29684633) Date: January 26th, 2016 3:12 PM Author: Burgundy floppy mad-dog skullcap meetinghouse (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29684664) Date: January 26th, 2016 3:36 PM Author: Wonderful Piazza Nowag *let's you borrow a bullet* (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29684884) Date: January 26th, 2016 3:15 PM Author: Transparent sick stage stain JFC (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29684689) Date: January 26th, 2016 3:31 PM Author: Bipolar Station Wrinkle 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29684853) Date: January 26th, 2016 3:43 PM Author: Bisexual Temple Crotch (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29684937) Date: January 26th, 2016 3:47 PM Author: Multi-colored Mother Sanctuary I was that friend of my buddy getting married recently. Knowing he was just getting swept along in an unstoppable current, all the wedding minutiae bullshit. I felt badly for him. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29684980) Date: January 26th, 2016 4:17 PM Author: Sickened locus gaming laptop Unstoppable current is the best way I've ever heard it explained. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29685164) Date: January 26th, 2016 4:31 PM Author: Marvelous ratface (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29685270) Date: January 26th, 2016 4:22 PM Author: Marvelous ratface (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29685194) Date: January 26th, 2016 4:19 PM Author: Bronze Selfie Trust Fund "the love of your life facebook messages you congratulations and that she wishes the best for you" PROTIP: The 'love of your life' girl will be doing the exact same thing to some dood one day, so no need to worry about her. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29685173) Date: January 26th, 2016 4:21 PM Author: Sickened locus gaming laptop Well, she already chewed through one sorry sonofabitch. Lawyer, too, I wanted to warn him. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29685189) Date: January 26th, 2016 4:38 PM Author: Bronze Selfie Trust Fund Wait, so your big screed up there was a true story? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29685317) Date: January 26th, 2016 5:08 PM Author: Sickened locus gaming laptop (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29685563) Date: January 26th, 2016 5:08 PM Author: Sickened locus gaming laptop mmm hmmm (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29685564) Date: January 26th, 2016 5:11 PM Author: Bronze Selfie Trust Fund Jesus Christ. I'm very, very sorry to hear that. Why did you even go through with it? Do you love her? What was she like before you put the ring on her? And no sex for 3 months? Was there at least oral? Like I can't imagine no sex for THREE FUCKING MONTHS. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29685582) Date: January 26th, 2016 5:15 PM Author: Sickened locus gaming laptop 180 prior to engagement, 120 the second the ring went on. 120 first year of marriage. Since then, we've settled into a decent TTT, like Tulane. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29685611) Date: January 26th, 2016 5:21 PM Author: Bronze Selfie Trust Fund Why didn't you just talk to her after the ring went on and things went from 180 to 120? How did she change and in what ways did she go from 180 to 120? Was it just all WEDDING WEDDING WEDDING for the entirety of the engagement, or was there more? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29685643) Date: January 26th, 2016 5:25 PM Author: Sickened locus gaming laptop wedding wedding wedding the entire engagement. It became the focus of her life. there was no talking about it (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29685674) Date: January 26th, 2016 5:27 PM Author: Bronze Selfie Trust Fund Did you tell her that this excessive focus was bothering you to the degree that it was? Sometimes it's up to the non-wedding-obsessed person to sit the other person down and tell them that they're losing sight of the big picture and it's frightening them. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29685690) Date: January 26th, 2016 5:12 PM Author: orange heady associate 180 twist (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29685588) Date: January 26th, 2016 4:25 PM Author: Saffron church building (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29685218) Date: January 26th, 2016 8:06 PM Author: comical step-uncle's house foreskin THIS (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29686942) Date: January 26th, 2016 4:22 PM Author: sticky purple headpube (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29685193) Date: January 26th, 2016 4:29 PM Author: Lilac gas station dysfunction Why would anyone go through with this? Seriously, if I saw wedding planning go in the direction it went I would immediately have called it off. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29685253) Date: January 26th, 2016 4:35 PM Author: Bronze Selfie Trust Fund All that poast told me is that if guys are really concerned about this kind of thing, they should marry a somewhat high-earning spouse (so "She has no real savings so she contributes almost nothing" doesn't happen) and get a 180 wedding planner to minimize stressful admin on wedding day. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29685289) Date: January 26th, 2016 4:40 PM Author: Lilac gas station dysfunction No, I would view this differently. The engagement should be seen as a probationary period. If the bride to be makes it clear that marrying you is all about the wedding and what you can buy her then you NEED to back out. Until you get married all you'll get us some social blowback that you'll easily recover from. After that it gets exponentially worse. And if you let her henpeck you into the wedding, honeymoon, etc before you're even married then you're doomed. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29685332) Date: January 26th, 2016 4:43 PM Author: Bronze Selfie Trust Fund I'm probably going to do a clunky job of explaining this analogy, but here goes. Girls who are all about the wedding after getting married are like guys who are all about having sex after the first couple of dates. You WANT the girl to be excited about the wedding, just like a girl should WANT a guy to be physically attracted to her and want sex with her. BUT, you don't want sex/wedding to be what the first date/the marriage is all about. Neither are desirable, but you're stupid and completely deluded if you think it's optimal to find a girl who ISN'T excited about the wedding. And weddings are a beast to plan. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29685362) Date: January 26th, 2016 4:50 PM Author: Lilac gas station dysfunction If she isn't ok with a casual wedding then fuck it. Seriously. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29685419) Date: January 26th, 2016 5:02 PM Author: Bronze Selfie Trust Fund Realistically, the kinds of girls who are most likely to be OK with small, casual weddings are (1) very young girls who don't have a lot of money and don't have parents who have a lot of money, (2) people who have children and don't want to spend $ on a wedding that could be going to their child, (3) introverts who dislike large parties and don't have a large circle of friends, (4) tomboys who have some masculine preferences and ways of thinking, and don't like the idea of getting dolled up for a frilly, poofy party, and (5) people on their second (or third, fourth, etc) marriage, had the blockbuster party, and have an "ain't nobody got time for that" attitude about the whole thing. Single doods should limit their dating pool to these kinds of women if they want to limit their financial exposure re: wedding. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29685528) Date: January 26th, 2016 5:15 PM Author: Lilac gas station dysfunction Oh I'd never marry an aging extrovert for many, many reasons, this being one of them. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29685612) Date: January 26th, 2016 5:20 PM Author: Bronze Selfie Trust Fund And a lot of doods who enjoy poasting on internet message boards tend to be introverts, so it's understandable that they would also not see the fun in a large, expensive party. But don't shit on people who enjoy such things. As for the "aging extrovert", I know quite a few of these folks who had big blockbuster first weddings that turned into 120 marriages, and very small second weddings because they were just done with the whole show and already had their "big day". (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29685636) Date: January 26th, 2016 7:48 PM Author: charismatic khaki fanboi bawdyhouse cr. 1,3,4 are all fine with me. but i can see the tomboy in #4 being just a really practical/rational woman who dislikes large parties but doesn't have a smaller than avg circle of friends. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29686827) Date: January 27th, 2016 9:27 AM Author: Bronze Selfie Trust Fund I wasn't meaning to say that the tomboy in #4 was introverted or had a smaller circle of friends. Just that, as you said, she's more practical/rational and isn't as likely to get all wrapped up in the wedding industrial complex. And there's nothing to say that tomboys dislike large parties or dressing up. I just know girls like this who don't want an engagement ring because they never wear jewelry and dislike rings because they do too much sports and don't want to lose it at the gym; and could find much better uses for $100k than a party where everyone's cunty +1s complain about the beef being too tough. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29690324) Date: January 27th, 2016 8:49 PM Author: charismatic khaki fanboi bawdyhouse sounds like wife material. highly rational STEM girls. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29695165) Date: January 26th, 2016 4:42 PM Author: Blue alcoholic goal in life shut the fuck up wedding sushi. just elope (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29685361) Date: January 26th, 2016 4:44 PM Author: Bronze Selfie Trust Fund Eloping is for people whose parents and friends don't approve of their wedding. If your parents and friends approve of the wedding, eloping serves no purpose and is kinda selfish. And no one truly elopes these days. They may have some destination wedding somewhere with a small handful of people (or even just themselves), but then they have a major, blinged out party when they get back. Of the couples I know who eloped, one was a green card marriage (parents didn't know and friends didn't approve), another was a situation where getting her boyfriend drunk in Vegas was the only way she'd get him to marry her, and the other was a normal, middle-income couple where the groom had a 10-year old child and they wanted to save $$$ (reasonable but atypical). (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29685379) Date: January 26th, 2016 4:51 PM Author: Lilac gas station dysfunction Plenty of people do small casual weddings. You see them in Central Park in the summer all the time. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29685435) Date: January 26th, 2016 5:04 PM Author: Bronze Selfie Trust Fund The couple with the 10-year old child did their wedding in Central Park and the photos were lovely. It was perfect, just for them. She devotes her whole life to this child and doesn't have a wide circle of friends, so what they did made perfect sense. But do understand that some people have a larger circle of friends and family and would like their friends and family to celebrate with them. This isn't the hallmark of a sociopathic, high-maintenance spoiled princessy brat, just someone who is somewhat extroverted, cheerful, and has a large social network. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29685535) Date: January 26th, 2016 5:34 PM Author: Cocky son of senegal address Ive dated two girls with mega $$ and the weddings wouldve been insane had I not fucked the first relationship up and bailed on the second one. I honestly wouldve preferred just the two of us and a minister but that's not how it works I guess. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29685725) Date: January 26th, 2016 5:42 PM Author: Bronze Selfie Trust Fund Even if you have a girl who totally hasn't bought into the wedding industrial complex, you're fighting against the tradition of having her father walk her down the aisle. Now that my own wedding day is looking more and more like a 'when' and not an 'if', I like the idea of a small ceremony somewhere farflung and awesomely ridiculous over the stereotype wedding at someone's country club or a luxury hotel where the beef is tough and everyone's just waiting for the band to play Don't Stop Believing, just because of the cost savings and the lack of admin. I can't stand organizational clusterfucks and admin, and that's one way to suck the fun out of a party. But my dad will be there to walk me down the aisle. That's what you're competing with if you just want a "two of us and a minister" setup. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29685783) Date: January 26th, 2016 6:00 PM Author: Lilac gas station dysfunction I saw a ton of people who were younger, no kids, etc. But yeah, they were mostly smaller groups. Personally, I'm weary of extroverted people. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29685920) Date: January 26th, 2016 6:23 PM Author: Bronze Selfie Trust Fund Central Park can offer a gorgeous setup if you like smaller or more casual, come-as-you-are weddings; don't mind a lot of randoms milling about while you're having your ceremony, and are OK with rolling the dice when it comes to weather. As far as elopements/small wedding setups go, pretty parks are some of the best options and with Central Park you can always hire the back room at Del Posto for 50 of your closest friends after the ceremony for a pimp-ass dinner, and still spend much, much less money than you would have if you did a traditional wedding. 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Marrying in your 20s isnt all what its cracked up to be. I have about 3 cousins who married when they were 22-24. I lol at them. They hid for YEARS the abusive, nightmarish marriages they were in, because they wanted everyone to believe they were living the 180 life: young, married, happily ever after. Several years later they finally confessed what they'd been through. One of them tried to kill self twice and became an alcoholic (this is the hottest one). Her husband was a lawyer and took pics of her drunk and puking and had an entire collection ready to be used for child custody. Started a FB page about how he was not allowed to see his own kid. Unbelievable shit. The other 2 are single moms now. Gave the best years of their lives to crazy ass husbands. But appearances will be appearances and some people will defend them till the day they die. These ppl I'm talking about were FB megapoasters and poasted every second of "happy" moments they had until it was clear it was all fake. 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Lawyer dude reasonably gets pissed that the mother of his children wants to go out and drink instead of acting like a wife, becomes "controlling" and "abusive." 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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#37605917) Date: January 17th, 2019 12:11 AM Author:  legal warrant Obeezy’s future ITT. Sad!! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#37606174) Date: April 9th, 2019 8:15 AM Author:  legal warrant Obeezy’s recent past* (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#38061344) Date: January 17th, 2019 12:42 AM Author: cruel-hearted senate Never noticed the TC subthread itt. Absolutely devastating (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#37606311) Date: January 17th, 2019 12:12 PM Author:  legal warrant Never got the fedora post ITT. Otherwise, 180 content creation. For anyone who ended up or will end up in this position— lol @ you! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#37608100) Date: April 8th, 2019 3:45 PM Author: Multi-colored Mother Sanctuary (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#38058384) Date: April 9th, 2019 4:01 AM Author: lemon dopamine lettuce (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#38061194) Date: April 9th, 2019 5:59 AM Author: Sapphire racy resort thread is like me, except it's 27 y/o me marrying a 34 y/o wife just kidding, i'll be 26! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#38061250) Date: April 9th, 2019 8:16 AM Author:  legal warrant (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#38061345) Date: April 12th, 2019 12:54 AM Author:  legal warrant Can't stop lol'ing at "men" (like Obeezy) who find themselves in this position (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#38076981) Date: June 3rd, 2019 9:49 AM Author: orange heady associate getting closer to this bros...what once seemed like an edgy joke has become something far more sinister (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#38331712) Date: June 3rd, 2019 9:56 AM Author:  self-centered sandwich 37 and 34 --> 41 and 38 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#38331750) Date: June 3rd, 2019 9:57 AM Author: orange heady associate that NYT wedding announcement was something out of horror film (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#38331757) Date: August 8th, 2019 8:58 AM Author: Burgundy floppy mad-dog skullcap meetinghouse (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#38655549) Date: June 3rd, 2019 10:23 AM Author: mint twinkling uncleanness police squad I have printed this thread and added it to the "book" to be delivered to my son when he turns 17 should I die before that time. Good luck all. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#38331857) Date: June 3rd, 2019 10:31 AM Author:  legal warrant ITT: Biryani tp’s life story (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#38331878) Date: August 8th, 2019 7:10 AM Author: Bistre arousing hominid home (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#38655417) Date: August 8th, 2019 9:18 AM Author:  legal warrant Absolutely devastating for board libs. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#38655608) Date: August 12th, 2019 12:03 AM Author:  legal warrant (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#38673273) Date: August 12th, 2019 12:11 AM Author: Slate Awkward Rigpig Most of you have now missed this window and are no longer desirable for even the 34 yo match fiancee lmao (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#38673311) Date: August 12th, 2019 1:43 AM Author: fluffy magenta double fault Does that include you? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#38673503) Date: August 12th, 2019 1:48 AM Author: Slate Awkward Rigpig not quite yet but prob soon brother! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#38673513) Date: March 16th, 2020 12:42 PM Author: Slate Awkward Rigpig (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#39779443) Date: February 2nd, 2020 11:02 PM Author: Painfully honest clear (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#39531148) Date: March 14th, 2020 12:32 PM Author: self-absorbed pocket flask theater (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#39763251) Date: March 16th, 2020 12:40 PM Author: cruel-hearted senate (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#39779439) Date: September 30th, 2020 7:14 AM Author: cruel-hearted senate (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#41016701) Date: August 27th, 2021 11:15 PM Author: Know-it-all personal credit line potus (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#43021741) Date: September 13th, 2021 11:16 AM Author: self-absorbed pocket flask theater (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#43107782) Date: September 26th, 2021 8:56 PM Author: Burgundy floppy mad-dog skullcap meetinghouse (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#43182523) Date: October 11th, 2021 8:44 PM Author: buff (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#43257821) Date: October 11th, 2021 8:47 PM Author: Sinister Adventurous State (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#43257834) Date: March 12th, 2022 2:32 PM Author: cruel-hearted senate bump (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#44136160) Date: January 5th, 2023 5:21 PM Author: self-absorbed pocket flask theater (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#45747202) Date: March 20th, 2023 11:32 AM Author: Metal swashbuckling parlour (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#46075051) Date: October 13th, 2023 12:24 PM Author: pale all time thread. xo used to get 500 posts threads that were mostly orig content, with multiple 100 plus subthreads. 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#46930507) Date: October 13th, 2023 2:03 PM Author:  milky mental illness of xo 6+ years ago was off the charts. every other thread was just suicidal late-20s guys posting blackpill shit trying to get you to join them. they all have kids now so the cycle can continue haha (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#46931020) Date: January 3rd, 2024 7:39 PM Author: orange heady associate (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#47246331) Date: August 9th, 2024 1:49 PM Author: Multi-colored Mother Sanctuary (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#47947258) Date: July 28th, 2025 9:43 AM Author: Metal swashbuckling parlour (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#49136888) Date: December 29th, 2025 5:51 PM Author: filthy bossy reading party (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#49547993) Date: December 29th, 2025 5:52 PM Author: Effete Iridescent Giraffe (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#49547997) Date: December 29th, 2025 6:25 PM Author: Navy Why can’t you freaks get and stay married. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#49548061)