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*you, 37, looking in mirror before wedding, 34 yr old match.com fiance awaits

Her son from previous marriage is the ring bearer
Obsidian multi-billionaire
  01/25/16
180. Fucking heartbreaking reality though.
translucent hunting ground
  01/26/16
This one stings.
Citrine milk whorehouse
  01/26/16
I hate you for this. *devises gory killself method*
dark indian lodge azn
  01/26/16
jesus no...
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you think to yourself, "cant believe it's only been 11 ...
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underhanded puppy
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Obsidian multi-billionaire
  01/25/16
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Titillating ceo
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translucent hunting ground
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  11/27/16
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  06/13/17
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  12/19/17
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Obsidian multi-billionaire
  01/24/18
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  06/10/24
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  01/26/16
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  11/27/16
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  05/15/22
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laughsome cruise ship
  05/04/24
ruthless.
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  01/25/16
Brutal
underhanded puppy
  01/25/16
...
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  10/27/17
fuuuuuuuuck
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  01/25/16
toxic
Plum quadroon
  01/25/16
*neckbeards in the crowd tipping their fedoras to you in jes...
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Obsidian multi-billionaire
  01/25/16
...
balding potus
  01/25/16
damnit
blue brunch psychic
  01/25/16
...
ruddy appetizing karate
  01/25/16
EDITED too painful to contemplate
Obsidian multi-billionaire
  01/25/16
jfc
marvelous nowag
  01/25/16
Cr edit
ruddy appetizing karate
  01/25/16
...
Obsidian multi-billionaire
  01/25/16
u softbatch TTT
marvelous nowag
  01/25/16
Cr
Obsidian multi-billionaire
  01/25/16
Put it back I wanna see! The toxicity
Insecure Casino Fat Ankles
  01/25/16
hm
dead ultramarine boistinker water buffalo
  01/25/16
it's not that toxic
Insecure Casino Fat Ankles
  01/25/16
wait
gold arrogant elastic band
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...
Citrine milk whorehouse
  01/26/16
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Obsidian multi-billionaire
  01/26/16
'we're Match.com compatible' *wife brushes your arm, visi...
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  01/25/16
...
lilac dashing community account
  01/25/16
180 thread greatness is rarely recognized in its own time
metal autistic kitchen private investor
  01/25/16
it has 30 poasts in 30 minutes. it's pretty well regarded so...
marvelous nowag
  01/25/16
may this most 180 thread receive a cascade of 180s
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gold arrogant elastic band
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  01/25/16
1800000 and i have a match.com GF
balding potus
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...
Obsidian multi-billionaire
  01/25/16
Your fiance takes a deep breath and looks in the mirror. ...
curious mischievous locus kitty cat
  01/25/16
Fucking 180
Obsidian multi-billionaire
  01/25/16
Try more like $8k for the dress. $3500 is you getting off ea...
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...
motley church building
  01/27/16
MASTERful work
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...
Slate very tactful generalized bond deer antler
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Titillating ceo
  01/25/16
damn
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...
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O LORD
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jfc
soul-stirring salmon indirect expression
  01/25/16
180 KILLSHOT
Seedy hospital dopamine
  01/25/16
*sets ThinkPad on fire*
harsh coral orchestra pit
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...
ruddy appetizing karate
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Lmao
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Obsidian multi-billionaire
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  02/18/22
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  10/13/23
fuuuuuuck
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  01/25/16
In on an all time greatest level xoxo thread
blue brunch psychic
  01/25/16
ouch
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  01/26/16
poison
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...
rusted chad black woman
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180
translucent hunting ground
  01/26/16
...
gold arrogant elastic band
  01/26/16
Amazing. Though $3,500 for a dress? Try $10,000+ if we'r...
fear-inspiring bespoke laser beams
  01/26/16
just want to point out that after reading one of the most pe...
Indigo frisky native cuckoldry
  01/30/16
Christ. FATALITY.
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  01/26/16
how very apt and unsurprising that Rudolph would be the one ...
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  10/21/16
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I may go home from work and take the rest of the day after t...
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  01/26/16
RIP brother
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  09/27/16
...
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  12/26/17
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Yellow Den
  08/12/19
180
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...
Yellow Den
  01/26/16
Behold the apotheosis of future wife threading.
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  01/27/16
...
Obsidian multi-billionaire
  01/30/16
Fuck my ass. Beautiful brother.
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  02/01/16
but he's the guy that's running through her head every coupl...
honey-headed cracking boiling water main people
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...
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  02/02/16
It actually hurt to read this
Henna Cheese-eating Principal's Office
  02/22/16
fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck (2nd read through)
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  02/22/16
God have mercy.
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  02/24/16
18000000
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  03/04/16
165
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  03/04/16
...
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  05/19/16
chilling
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  10/24/16
art&scholarship
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  12/17/16
Good lord.
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  01/03/17
oh my.
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toxic
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180 existential horror
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mother of god
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My computer just exploded
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JFC
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  09/26/21
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  07/28/25
...
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  12/03/25
And yes, you're bald
Purple New Version Set
  01/25/16
what is this some kind of nightmare horror scenario?
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  01/25/16
From now on it's going to be trips to Napa every weekend til...
Titillating ceo
  01/25/16
...
harsh coral orchestra pit
  01/25/16
...
Grizzly lettuce
  01/25/16
Alright, this post hit home. I turn 36 this weekend and have...
underhanded puppy
  01/25/16
toxic
Insecure Casino Fat Ankles
  01/25/16
She told me a story about her brother, not flame, that got e...
underhanded puppy
  01/25/16
what do his professional concerns have to do with this
Insecure Casino Fat Ankles
  01/25/16
A man quickly marries someone he meets off Match at 37, who ...
underhanded puppy
  01/25/16
Death gotta be easy
Obsidian multi-billionaire
  01/25/16
your first post didn't say "obviously wrong person"...
Insecure Casino Fat Ankles
  01/25/16
"Got evicted...treats him like garbage"
Obsidian multi-billionaire
  01/25/16
He figures that if he loses that, he loses her.
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  01/25/16
he shouldn't be with an albatross but there's nothing wrong ...
Insecure Casino Fat Ankles
  01/25/16
No, but she immediately started using him as her meal ticket...
underhanded puppy
  01/25/16
Twist: You were never, at any age, going to do more than &qu...
curious mischievous locus kitty cat
  01/25/16
Yeah, probably true.
underhanded puppy
  01/25/16
I said this many times before: Give yourself a chance to lov...
curious mischievous locus kitty cat
  01/25/16
TY bro
underhanded puppy
  01/25/16
...
harsh coral orchestra pit
  01/25/16
Also, this becomes a completely meaningless exercise the sec...
Multi-colored jewess
  01/26/16
LMAO this post ended up being terrifyingly on-point.
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  10/27/17
...
sickened rigor
  10/27/17
...
Obsidian multi-billionaire
  05/24/18
...
lavender galvanic business firm yarmulke
  03/19/20
This is what happens when you listen to xo "just do mar...
flushed stain
  10/27/17
credited advice
Peach Tanning Salon
  05/24/18
even more toxic
Insecure Casino Fat Ankles
  01/25/16
(asshole) although that is probably true of every man on ...
carmine wonderful dysfunction
  01/25/16
RSF is dream man for third world female poors. and you can b...
Insecure Casino Fat Ankles
  01/25/16
i lol'd
Mustard house weed whacker
  01/26/16
He doesn't know me at all and is an asshole. But...this is p...
underhanded puppy
  01/25/16
We can still find women who really appreciate us brother. It...
curious mischievous locus kitty cat
  01/25/16
that was 1975. due to recent trends in online dating, hookup...
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  01/25/16
Cr the earth has been scorched and we are just creating stau...
Obsidian multi-billionaire
  01/25/16
lol
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...
underhanded puppy
  01/25/16
so what though. man up and put that dick in the hole. fuck t...
Insecure Casino Fat Ankles
  01/25/16
Will do my best. TY
underhanded puppy
  01/25/16
ljl. my fake name on dating websites is Tyler.
translucent hunting ground
  01/26/16
...
supple pisswyrm
  12/26/17
you are slaying this thread
Seedy hospital dopamine
  01/25/16
DR is CR though, so much better than law/marketing/IBS shrew
Seedy hospital dopamine
  01/25/16
Well we will see if I can hold on to her. I have a feeling s...
underhanded puppy
  01/25/16
we all have to settle / my only hope is a hot 25 year old ki...
Seedy hospital dopamine
  01/25/16
why do you think that?
Insecure Casino Fat Ankles
  01/25/16
A DR has a skillset that is way over-demanded. She can jump ...
Seedy hospital dopamine
  01/25/16
i thought they lose their practices and their patients die i...
Insecure Casino Fat Ankles
  01/25/16
DR is CR though, so much better than law/marketing/IBS shrew
Seedy hospital dopamine
  01/25/16
Brother if she is actually hot this is easily above median o...
Obsidian multi-billionaire
  01/25/16
She is hot, legit hot. I am not going to post pics obviously...
underhanded puppy
  01/25/16
how can she do better than with you? now go be that
Insecure Casino Fat Ankles
  01/25/16
I am usually not one to put girls on a pedestal. I learned a...
underhanded puppy
  01/25/16
Lmao
Deep state giraffe
  08/08/19
well you did not maek it and I certainly don't feel confiden...
Obsidian multi-billionaire
  10/27/17
"Dating at this age is still fun and this girl is hot, ...
marvelous nowag
  01/25/16
Although I am happy for the bro, it is still classic xo &quo...
Obsidian multi-billionaire
  01/25/16
lmao true
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...
gold arrogant elastic band
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...
supple pisswyrm
  12/26/17
Haha
vermilion tank
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...
underhanded puppy
  01/25/16
...
balding potus
  01/25/16
Damn, bro. You've got a hot doctor who's 5 years younger th...
fear-inspiring bespoke laser beams
  01/26/16
CR and I would add (4) will this person have my back if I hi...
Multi-colored jewess
  01/26/16
JFC holy shit
Self-centered Blathering Library Juggernaut
  10/27/17
lol at all the poasters encouraging him
arousing toaster address
  10/27/17
can someone advise why this poast is notable? did things tur...
Obsidian multi-billionaire
  10/27/17
http://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3775434&mc=417...
flushed stain
  10/27/17
Lmao good find
talking hall
  10/27/17
Lol oh my God
hot pearl fortuitous meteor temple
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oh no
bateful party of the first part bbw
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LOL
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JFC
lavender galvanic business firm yarmulke
  03/19/20
Update?
Concupiscible market
  10/11/21
Devastating. Fuck my life.
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  01/25/16
...
underhanded puppy
  01/25/16
...
cerebral headpube stage
  05/19/16
...
Sinister crawly parlor circlehead
  01/25/16
I seriously went to a wedding last weekend 34 year old guy m...
Azure Pistol
  01/26/16
Will be me Where the fuck else do you meet people in ur 30s
balding potus
  01/26/16
Fuck man it was such a sad charade its just too old to be ha...
Azure Pistol
  01/26/16
Cr
balding potus
  01/26/16
...
Citrine milk whorehouse
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...
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Bride who has fucked probably 30-40 dudes, unironically wear...
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...
Purple New Version Set
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What is she supposed to do? Wear the pearl colored Chad rope...
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...
Aromatic Rehab Stock Car
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Y-...Yes?
scarlet theatre sound barrier
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You could weave yourself the finest dress from those ropes.
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"My GOD!" you scream, when you see her back. "...
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...
High-end Step-uncle's House Fanboi
  01/26/16
Moral of the story - Don't date women over the age 25, even ...
translucent hunting ground
  01/26/16
1800000000000 thread
gold arrogant elastic band
  01/26/16
you examine your profile in the mirror, sucking in your pauc...
marvelous nowag
  01/26/16
"For every year after 29," she tells her bridesmai...
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  01/26/16
Lmfao
Obsidian multi-billionaire
  01/26/16
Guess which requirement is the LAST she is willing to part w...
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...
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180 lodge
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Obsidian multi-billionaire
  01/26/16
LOL this is brilliant work
Fighting stimulating gas station sandwich
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Fuck... I wish I possessed this talent. Great work broth...
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...
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...
gold arrogant elastic band
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"the baritone woman in a suit speaks into her lapel mic...
Mustard house weed whacker
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cr this is poetry
Offensive School
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...
lascivious ruby sanctuary gaping
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*applause*
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...
Beady-eyed Masturbator
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...
flushed stain
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...
gold arrogant elastic band
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All the women giving IVF advice and tips in the guest regist...
Azure Pistol
  01/26/16
recommending their own IVF doctors
gold arrogant elastic band
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*googling "resale value of amniocentesis downs test cou...
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  01/26/16
...
Azure Pistol
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packing cialis for the weeklong honeymoon, hoping to get lai...
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...
balding potus
  01/26/16
...
curious mischievous locus kitty cat
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Oh man I did this. Worse - I got talked into honeymoon in f...
Pale Hideous Alpha Corn Cake
  01/26/16
Describe
Azure Pistol
  01/26/16
8 DAYS of tours and overpriced restaurants. Didn't go out r...
Pale Hideous Alpha Corn Cake
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God damn brutal
Azure Pistol
  01/26/16
...
gold arrogant elastic band
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...
curious mischievous locus kitty cat
  01/26/16
Please be flame
Obsidian multi-billionaire
  01/26/16
If it makes you feel better about life in general, sure, why...
Pale Hideous Alpha Corn Cake
  01/26/16
are u stil maried
marvelous nowag
  01/26/16
yes - 3 years this May
Pale Hideous Alpha Corn Cake
  01/26/16
Desperately need an update on this marriage
provocative irate boltzmann nursing home
  06/10/24
I dunno man. Not a single thing here has any relation to my ...
Yellow Den
  01/26/16
It creeps up on you, it's so gradual that you really don't n...
Pale Hideous Alpha Corn Cake
  01/26/16
Did you two travel a lot before getting married? What was &...
fear-inspiring bespoke laser beams
  01/26/16
Fuck
provocative irate boltzmann nursing home
  01/26/16
why did u guys go to Paris. Why did u not drink. why is your...
Sinister crawly parlor circlehead
  01/26/16
cq's!
Insecure Casino Fat Ankles
  01/26/16
Brother, I can - and will - wifethread on xoxo. http://www....
Pale Hideous Alpha Corn Cake
  01/26/16
...
lavender galvanic business firm yarmulke
  03/19/20
...
lascivious ruby sanctuary gaping
  03/15/17
Chimeric DNA slowly eroding her braincells.
mewling box office regret
  01/26/16
LJL at this flame. My pops was 45 when he married my mom an...
Fighting stimulating gas station sandwich
  01/26/16
except for your autism
Purple New Version Set
  01/26/16
...
Obsidian multi-billionaire
  01/26/16
...
Peach Tanning Salon
  01/26/16
She was 20 years younger. No autism here bro.
Fighting stimulating gas station sandwich
  01/26/16
(Guy who voluntarily visits xoxohth.com)
curious mischievous locus kitty cat
  01/26/16
...
Yellow Den
  01/26/16
LOL fair
Fighting stimulating gas station sandwich
  01/26/16
tell your 45 yo mother to post here. enemadood and luis are ...
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...
High-end Step-uncle's House Fanboi
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Citrine milk whorehouse
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lascivious ruby sanctuary gaping
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massive exciting old irish cottage
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Mother of the bride, bravely battling Parkinsons, struggling...
Azure Pistol
  01/26/16
underrated
mind-boggling coffee pot goyim
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...
cerebral headpube stage
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...
diverse station
  11/27/16
why would your 34yo future wife be waiting on you shitlib, g...
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lmao at the dog bit
shaky tattoo cumskin
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Do you think that it's real or that I made that up?
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fake, she would never trust you with her beloved dog.
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lol you are the primary caretaker of that dog. You walk it ...
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do u love it
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I love that fucking dog - that drooling son of a bitch has t...
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Obsidian multi-billionaire
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wtf we had my dog at our wedding :(
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Pale Hideous Alpha Corn Cake
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it was my dog (from before we met) and it was a lot of fun :...
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dood, it isn't that rex isn't there. its because OP doesn't ...
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marvelous nowag
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this guy gets it
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electric people who are hurt faggot firefighter
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Only gay doods have this kind of insight into women, which i...
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"the love of your life facebook messages you congratula...
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Wait, so your big screed up there was a true story?
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...
Pale Hideous Alpha Corn Cake
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mmm hmmm
Pale Hideous Alpha Corn Cake
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Jesus Christ. I'm very, very sorry to hear that. Why ...
fear-inspiring bespoke laser beams
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180 prior to engagement, 120 the second the ring went on. 1...
Pale Hideous Alpha Corn Cake
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Why didn't you just talk to her after the ring went on and t...
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wedding wedding wedding the entire engagement. It became th...
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180 twist
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THIS
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Yellow Den
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All that poast told me is that if guys are really concerned ...
fear-inspiring bespoke laser beams
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Yellow Den
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I'm probably going to do a clunky job of explaining this ana...
fear-inspiring bespoke laser beams
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Yellow Den
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Realistically, the kinds of girls who are most likely to be ...
fear-inspiring bespoke laser beams
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Oh I'd never marry an aging extrovert for many, many reasons...
Yellow Den
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comical narrow-minded crackhouse liquid oxygen
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comical narrow-minded crackhouse liquid oxygen
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Insecure Casino Fat Ankles
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Yellow Den
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The couple with the 10-year old child did their wedding in C...
fear-inspiring bespoke laser beams
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Insecure Casino Fat Ankles
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180
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harsh coral orchestra pit
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Obsidian multi-billionaire
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...
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what the fuck was in this?
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Pale Hideous Alpha Corn Cake
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it was absolutely brutal
swashbuckling idiot point
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Toxic..,,flame? No, hits too close to reality for many B...
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tyft brother
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already preserved in the archives
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fiercely-loyal really tough guy
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Obsidian multi-billionaire
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...
Sinister crawly parlor circlehead
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This thread seemed so cringy to me just 3 years ago, but now...
white soggy stead
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Jfc
Obsidian multi-billionaire
  01/16/19
Mods, do your fucking job already. It’s been years.
Sinister crawly parlor circlehead
  01/16/19
I hate this thread so fucking much
alcoholic pozpig
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I'm 34 and redoubling my efforts to find a wifey this year. ...
comical narrow-minded crackhouse liquid oxygen
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Obeezy’s future ITT. Sad!!
well-lubricated mad cow disease
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Obeezy’s recent past*
well-lubricated mad cow disease
  04/09/19
Never noticed the TC subthread itt. Absolutely devastating
shaky tattoo cumskin
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Never got the fedora post ITT. Otherwise, 180 content creati...
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...
well-lubricated mad cow disease
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Can't stop lol'ing at "men" (like Obeezy) who find...
well-lubricated mad cow disease
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getting closer to this bros...what once seemed like an edgy ...
Obsidian multi-billionaire
  06/03/19
37 and 34 --> 41 and 38
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  06/03/19
that NYT wedding announcement was something out of horror fi...
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...
Sinister crawly parlor circlehead
  08/08/19
I have printed this thread and added it to the "book&qu...
Heady Lay Friendly Grandma
  06/03/19
ITT: Biryani tp’s life story
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...
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Absolutely devastating for board libs.
well-lubricated mad cow disease
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well-lubricated mad cow disease
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Most of you have now missed this window and are no longer de...
Onyx Patrolman
  08/12/19
Does that include you?
Slippery cuck
  08/12/19
not quite yet but prob soon brother!
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Why can’t you freaks get and stay married.
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Date: January 25th, 2016 6:54 PM
Author: Obsidian multi-billionaire

Her son from previous marriage is the ring bearer

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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:08 AM
Author: translucent hunting ground

180. Fucking heartbreaking reality though.

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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:07 PM
Author: Citrine milk whorehouse

This one stings.

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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:14 PM
Author: dark indian lodge azn

I hate you for this.

*devises gory killself method*

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Date: October 24th, 2016 11:27 AM
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Date: January 25th, 2016 6:55 PM
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Date: January 25th, 2016 6:57 PM
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Date: January 25th, 2016 6:57 PM
Author: marvelous nowag

you think to yourself, "cant believe it's only been 11 months since we met! it's like fate!"

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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:32 PM
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Date: January 25th, 2016 8:51 PM
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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:44 PM
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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:27 PM
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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:47 PM
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Date: May 15th, 2022 12:44 PM
Author: laughsome cruise ship



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#44515653)



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Date: May 4th, 2024 12:16 PM
Author: laughsome cruise ship



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#47634560)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 6:58 PM
Author: metal autistic kitchen private investor

ruthless.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29678485)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 6:58 PM
Author: underhanded puppy

Brutal

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29678486)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 12:20 PM
Author: sepia philosopher-king



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#34541852)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 6:58 PM
Author: Slate very tactful generalized bond deer antler

fuuuuuuuuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29678490)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 6:59 PM
Author: Plum quadroon

toxic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29678498)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:01 PM
Author: Talented Voyeur Sex Offender

*neckbeards in the crowd tipping their fedoras to you in jest, merely reciprocating how you treated them when you got your Ideal Mating Partner as they leave halfway through the service to slam pizzas and casual afternoon beers*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29678509)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:02 PM
Author: Disrespectful hairraiser sweet tailpipe useless brakes



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29678514)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:27 PM
Author: Obsidian multi-billionaire



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29678702)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 8:42 PM
Author: balding potus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29679337)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:03 PM
Author: blue brunch psychic

damnit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29678518)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:03 PM
Author: ruddy appetizing karate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29678522)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:04 PM
Author: Obsidian multi-billionaire

EDITED too painful to contemplate

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29678523)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:04 PM
Author: marvelous nowag

jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29678526)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:09 PM
Author: ruddy appetizing karate

Cr edit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29678560)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:10 PM
Author: Obsidian multi-billionaire



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29678571)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:11 PM
Author: marvelous nowag

u softbatch TTT

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29678581)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:13 PM
Author: Obsidian multi-billionaire

Cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29678598)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:58 PM
Author: Insecure Casino Fat Ankles

Put it back I wanna see! The toxicity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29678964)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:52 PM
Author: dead ultramarine boistinker water buffalo

hm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29679986)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:04 PM
Author: Insecure Casino Fat Ankles

it's not that toxic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29680117)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:58 PM
Author: gold arrogant elastic band

wait

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29678967)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:08 PM
Author: Citrine milk whorehouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29683286)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:06 PM
Author: Sinister crawly parlor circlehead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29678540)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 9:53 AM
Author: Obsidian multi-billionaire



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29682549)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:06 PM
Author: Talented Voyeur Sex Offender

'we're Match.com compatible'

*wife brushes your arm, visible caustic burns and gangrene several days later*

ps: u died

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29678541)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:08 PM
Author: lilac dashing community account



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29678556)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:28 PM
Author: metal autistic kitchen private investor

180 thread

greatness is rarely recognized in its own time

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29678706)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:42 PM
Author: marvelous nowag

it has 30 poasts in 30 minutes. it's pretty well regarded so far

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29678811)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 8:02 PM
Author: metal autistic kitchen private investor

may this most 180 thread receive a cascade of 180s

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29679005)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:51 PM
Author: gold arrogant elastic band



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29678899)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:56 PM
Author: cerebral headpube stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29678939)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 8:30 PM
Author: adventurous half-breed trailer park



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29679242)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 8:34 PM
Author: blue brunch psychic



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29679269)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 8:41 PM
Author: balding potus

1800000

and i have a match.com GF

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29679333)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:05 PM
Author: Obsidian multi-billionaire



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29679615)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:22 PM
Author: curious mischievous locus kitty cat

Your fiance takes a deep breath and looks in the mirror.

The dress is beautiful (at $3,500, it had better be!). Her...well, she's having a harder time convincing herself. She's been all excited for this special day for months now, but now that it's here, it's just...all hitting her at once, you know? She used to give herself once last glance in the mirror when she was 19 before heading out to the frat parties to "have a good time"--man, what a hot young thing she was in that makeup and those dresses. The guys couldn't get enough of her!

Man, things were just...EASIER then, you know? When she graduated, she was ready to TAKE OVER the marketing world. Executive office, here she comes! But all those stepping stones she had mapped out in her head? They all seemed to go to someone else. Lauren from Product Development. Kelsey with the weird ears. And that bitch Erin. And the sum total of only one promotion and only two raises in twelve years really hits hard when she thinks about the 45, even 50-hour weeks she had to put in sometimes.

And she thought about all those dates she was having for all those years, and, man, did her shine-like-a-diamond optimism get stripped from her pretty quickly. She learned you just can't trust anybody. Throw yourself at them, or make them wait; tell them you love them, or play it cool--no matter what she does, it just seems like all those guys lied about really loving her before they...well, let's be real, they used her. But she's wiser now for it. She knows the world isn't all sunshine and rainbows, and that you have to be careful.

This moment is also the second time the name "Tyler Devine" is running through your fiance's head today. You don't know the name because she waved off your questions on the third date with "the past is the past," but he's the guy that's running through her head every couple of months when you catch her looking up from her magazine in bed and just staring at the wall. And yes, her answer to what she's thinking about will always be "nothing." They didn't work out, but, you know, everything happens for a reason. And she hasn't seen him in years, of course. She wonders what he's up to. She'll never mention this to you, but the last thing she does before heading out that door is look up his Facebook profile. He's held up really well, she thinks. Guess the girl in his profile picture is the lucky lady.

So okay, maybe this isn't the *conventional* path to how she got here. But she should feel lucky, right? After all, you're nice. You make a decent salary. You guys share some of the same hobbies. And she thinks you'd make a decent father one day, if, fingers crossed, everything is still a-okay in that department. I mean, OF COURSE she's lucky--you know, some women never find anyone at all.

One last deep breath.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29679746)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:27 PM
Author: Obsidian multi-billionaire

Fucking 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29679788)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:28 PM
Author: aphrodisiac shivering center

Try more like $8k for the dress. $3500 is you getting off easy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29679796)



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Date: January 27th, 2016 9:00 PM
Author: motley church building



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29695248)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:31 PM
Author: aquamarine big senate

MASTERful work

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29679815)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:43 PM
Author: Slate very tactful generalized bond deer antler



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29679906)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:47 PM
Author: Titillating ceo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29679940)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:03 PM
Author: Insecure Casino Fat Ankles

damn

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29680090)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:09 PM
Author: High-end Step-uncle's House Fanboi



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29680164)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:09 PM
Author: Exhilarant garnet parlour trust fund



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29680169)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:13 PM
Author: tripping hissy fit goal in life

O LORD

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29680205)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:18 PM
Author: soul-stirring salmon indirect expression

jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29680268)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:23 PM
Author: Seedy hospital dopamine

180 KILLSHOT

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29680314)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:26 PM
Author: harsh coral orchestra pit

*sets ThinkPad on fire*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29680340)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:30 PM
Author: ruddy appetizing karate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29680393)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:32 PM
Author: Obsidian multi-billionaire

Lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29680420)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:36 PM
Author: unholy cobalt wagecucks



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29680962)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:10 PM
Author: Citrine milk whorehouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29683300)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:00 PM
Author: High-end Step-uncle's House Fanboi



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29684580)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:22 PM
Author: Yellow Den



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29685192)



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Date: February 15th, 2016 3:33 PM
Author: Obsidian multi-billionaire



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29835937)



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Date: July 8th, 2017 3:31 PM
Author: massive exciting old irish cottage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#33728990)



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Date: July 8th, 2017 3:36 PM
Author: Tan legal warrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#33729021)



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Date: July 8th, 2017 3:43 PM
Author: Sienna National



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#33729061)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 2:00 PM
Author: Obsidian multi-billionaire



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#34542686)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 3:23 PM
Author: internet-worthy garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#35011340)



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Date: May 24th, 2018 4:01 PM
Author: Obsidian multi-billionaire



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#36120607)



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Date: March 16th, 2020 12:56 PM
Author: Obsidian multi-billionaire



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#39779580)



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Date: February 18th, 2022 12:47 PM
Author: Concupiscible market



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#43989067)



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Date: October 13th, 2023 12:30 PM
Author: supple pisswyrm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#46930531)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:30 PM
Author: Cowardly vigorous travel guidebook

fuuuuuuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29680383)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:15 PM
Author: blue brunch psychic

In on an all time greatest level xoxo thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29680783)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:13 AM
Author: vibrant electric furnace crotch

ouch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29681904)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:19 AM
Author: Chrome trip home

poison

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29681911)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:07 AM
Author: rusted chad black woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29682017)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:12 AM
Author: translucent hunting ground

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29682024)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:20 AM
Author: gold arrogant elastic band



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29682054)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:06 PM
Author: fear-inspiring bespoke laser beams

Amazing.

Though $3,500 for a dress? Try $10,000+ if we're talking mid 30s MFH shrew brides.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29683275)



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Date: January 30th, 2016 3:41 PM
Author: Indigo frisky native cuckoldry

just want to point out that after reading one of the most penetrating, insightful, acerbic, and downright captivating XO posts of the year, grace kelly's only reaction was to think about the inaccurate description of wedding dress striving.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29714619)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:10 PM
Author: Citrine milk whorehouse

Christ. FATALITY.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29683299)



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Date: October 21st, 2016 11:21 AM
Author: Insecure Casino Fat Ankles

how very apt and unsurprising that Rudolph would be the one poster in this subthread to prefer his woman to be fatality

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#31696500)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:40 PM
Author: bateful party of the first part bbw

lol u poor bastards

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29683525)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:12 PM
Author: Pale Hideous Alpha Corn Cake

I may go home from work and take the rest of the day after that one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29684217)



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Date: September 27th, 2016 11:24 PM
Author: talking hall

RIP brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#31509905)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 3:23 PM
Author: supple pisswyrm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#35011345)



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Date: August 12th, 2019 12:17 AM
Author: Yellow Den



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#38673321)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:15 PM
Author: dark indian lodge azn

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29684240)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:23 PM
Author: Yellow Den



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29685199)



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Date: January 27th, 2016 9:31 AM
Author: Spectacular crusty mood filthpig

Behold the apotheosis of future wife threading.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29690331)



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Date: January 27th, 2016 2:59 PM
Author: cerebral headpube stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29692444)



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Date: January 30th, 2016 7:09 PM
Author: Obsidian multi-billionaire



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29715945)



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Date: February 1st, 2016 9:38 AM
Author: honey-headed cracking boiling water main people

Fuck my ass. Beautiful brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29726734)



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Date: February 2nd, 2016 9:34 PM
Author: honey-headed cracking boiling water main people

but he's the guy that's running through her head every couple of months when you catch her looking up from her magazine in bed and just staring at the wall.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29740482)



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Date: February 2nd, 2016 9:38 PM
Author: orange kink-friendly base athletic conference



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29740519)



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Date: February 22nd, 2016 11:09 AM
Author: Henna Cheese-eating Principal's Office

It actually hurt to read this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29888868)



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Date: February 22nd, 2016 11:13 AM
Author: Heady Lay Friendly Grandma

fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck (2nd read through)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29888912)



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Date: February 24th, 2016 10:41 PM
Author: disgusting green heaven

God have mercy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29909715)



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Date: March 4th, 2016 4:36 PM
Author: Crystalline Spot Mexican

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29980772)



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Date: March 4th, 2016 5:56 PM
Author: Passionate university

165

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29981244)



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Date: May 19th, 2016 9:39 PM
Author: erotic abode



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#30516200)



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Date: October 24th, 2016 7:36 PM
Author: federal buff telephone

chilling

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#31718233)



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Date: December 17th, 2016 1:34 PM
Author: fiercely-loyal really tough guy

art&scholarship

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#32165325)



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Date: January 3rd, 2017 9:46 AM
Author: racy maize feces

Good lord.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#32287948)



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Date: January 23rd, 2017 3:13 PM
Author: lavender galvanic business firm yarmulke

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#32440078)



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Date: March 13th, 2017 11:19 AM
Author: Stirring Chestnut Public Bath Windowlicker

toxic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#32818287)



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Date: March 15th, 2017 7:57 AM
Author: lascivious ruby sanctuary gaping



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#32833822)



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Date: April 2nd, 2017 1:34 AM
Author: adventurous half-breed trailer park



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#32973645)



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Date: June 1st, 2017 9:02 PM
Author: Odious smoky corner mental disorder



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#33450428)



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Date: July 8th, 2017 3:09 PM
Author: Thriller Ticket Booth

180 existential horror



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#33728872)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 2:37 PM
Author: provocative irate boltzmann nursing home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#34542976)



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Date: July 8th, 2017 3:37 PM
Author: Tan legal warrant

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#33729026)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 2:01 PM
Author: black antidepressant drug

My computer just exploded

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#34542693)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 5:06 PM
Author: excitant cordovan selfie internal respiration

JFC

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#34544010)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 3:18 PM
Author: topaz violent macaca site



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#35011307)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 6:12 PM
Author: slimy silver church degenerate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#35012416)



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Date: February 20th, 2018 2:29 PM
Author: Peach Tanning Salon

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#35445782)



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Date: February 20th, 2018 5:02 PM
Author: maroon charismatic keepsake machete roommate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#35446902)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:21 PM
Author: Contagious Double Fault



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#37605660)



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Date: August 9th, 2019 6:40 AM
Author: 180 lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#38660219)



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Date: September 26th, 2021 8:53 PM
Author: Beady-eyed Masturbator



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#43182498)



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Date: July 28th, 2025 10:07 AM
Author: Histrionic Aggressive Piazza

beautiful perfect post.

also hauntingly archaic because the shrew, sitting in bed, is reading a *MAGAZINE*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#49136987)



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Date: December 3rd, 2025 6:12 PM
Author: painfully honest bipolar dog poop theater stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#49481263)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:29 PM
Author: Purple New Version Set

And yes, you're bald

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29679801)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:47 PM
Author: Irradiated area dingle berry

what is this some kind of nightmare horror scenario?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29679945)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:48 PM
Author: Titillating ceo

From now on it's going to be trips to Napa every weekend till you try to become a dad at 40!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29679955)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:50 PM
Author: harsh coral orchestra pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29679970)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:52 PM
Author: Grizzly lettuce



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29679989)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:01 PM
Author: underhanded puppy

Alright, this post hit home. I turn 36 this weekend and have been seeing a 31 year old. She is a medical resident and has a Chad sounding ex boyfriend. She was lamenting to me last night the fact that all her friends from college have kids and all the other residents are in long-term relationships or are married. She told me that 33 is considered a "senior mother" now, not 35. Dating at this age is still fun and this girl is hot, but it is also a little sad. You never know if the girl is thinking "he checks off enough boxes, I guess he will do." Because, of course, she probably is.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29680072)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:03 PM
Author: Insecure Casino Fat Ankles

toxic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29680103)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:13 PM
Author: underhanded puppy

She told me a story about her brother, not flame, that got engaged at 37 to a girl he met off Match after just four months. She is really hot, but got evicted from her apartment and moved in after a month. Dude has basically been supporting her ever since he met here. She is a SAHM that treats him like garbage. The guys puts on a happy face, but complains to his mom about what an albatross she is over him. He has a job at a F500 making bank, but he lives in permanent fear of losing because he would never be able to make as much from any other job. And this woman DEMANDS a lavish lifestyle that she will not contribute to.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29680207)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:15 PM
Author: Insecure Casino Fat Ankles

what do his professional concerns have to do with this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29680235)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:17 PM
Author: underhanded puppy

A man quickly marries someone he meets off Match at 37, who is obviously not the right person for him. Now he is living a miserable existence where he has to worry about losing his job and supporting this woman. It is just adds to the misery.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29680262)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:18 PM
Author: Obsidian multi-billionaire

Death gotta be easy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29680269)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:20 PM
Author: Insecure Casino Fat Ankles

your first post didn't say "obviously wrong person" it said "She is really hot" and that he has control over her insofar as financial leverage.

job fears are forever. his real problem is that the rlsp is unhappy, not that he is 37 or married her after 4 months

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29680284)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:21 PM
Author: Obsidian multi-billionaire

"Got evicted...treats him like garbage"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29680294)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:22 PM
Author: Fighting stimulating gas station sandwich

He figures that if he loses that, he loses her.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29680304)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:18 PM
Author: Insecure Casino Fat Ankles

he shouldn't be with an albatross but there's nothing wrong with financially supporting your partner if there's love

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29680266)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:23 PM
Author: underhanded puppy

No, but she immediately started using him as her meal ticket. I don't think there is anything wrong with supporting someone you love. But this guy is being taken advantage of.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29680306)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:07 PM
Author: curious mischievous locus kitty cat

Twist: You were never, at any age, going to do more than "check off enough boxes."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29680152)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:09 PM
Author: underhanded puppy

Yeah, probably true.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29680170)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:15 PM
Author: curious mischievous locus kitty cat

I said this many times before: Give yourself a chance to love her.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29680240)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:25 PM
Author: underhanded puppy

TY bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29680326)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:45 PM
Author: harsh coral orchestra pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29680540)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 6:05 PM
Author: Multi-colored jewess

Also, this becomes a completely meaningless exercise the second a baby is born or one of you goes through a relatively serious personal issue (significant but temporary illness, loss of parent, getting fired). Checking boxes is a reasonable proxy for her to try to guess if you're a decent, dependable person and will be up to the task when times are tough. And none of us really know that for sure when we get married.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29685945)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 1:38 PM
Author: sepia philosopher-king

LMAO this post ended up being terrifyingly on-point.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#34542578)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 4:28 PM
Author: sickened rigor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#34543719)



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Date: May 24th, 2018 4:02 PM
Author: Obsidian multi-billionaire



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#36120611)



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Date: March 19th, 2020 1:32 PM
Author: lavender galvanic business firm yarmulke



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#39808720)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 2:33 PM
Author: flushed stain

This is what happens when you listen to xo "just do marry and kids bro, Civilization needs you bro!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#34542944)



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Date: May 24th, 2018 4:00 PM
Author: Peach Tanning Salon

credited advice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#36120603)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:14 PM
Author: Insecure Casino Fat Ankles

even more toxic



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29680213)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:16 PM
Author: carmine wonderful dysfunction

(asshole)

although that is probably true of every man on this board other than RSF

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29680247)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:17 PM
Author: Insecure Casino Fat Ankles

RSF is dream man for third world female poors. and you can be too!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29680258)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:24 PM
Author: Mustard house weed whacker

i lol'd

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29686607)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:21 PM
Author: underhanded puppy

He doesn't know me at all and is an asshole. But...this is probably true for most people in general. We have an overly romantic conception of marriage. It was a business decision for most of human history and most people settle. Passionate love fades. That is the nature of things.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29680296)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:23 PM
Author: curious mischievous locus kitty cat

We can still find women who really appreciate us brother. It just means you have to stop pining after the 7-8s who have been hit on so many times in their lives that you'll always be compared to someone else.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29680310)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:28 PM
Author: Insecure Casino Fat Ankles

that was 1975. due to recent trends in online dating, hookup culture, and female hypergamy, even female 3's and 4's have a slew of superior suitors (well, guys who smashed anyway) to compare you unfavorably with

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29680362)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:32 PM
Author: Obsidian multi-billionaire

Cr the earth has been scorched and we are just creating stautes out of ashes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29680416)



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Date: June 1st, 2017 9:09 PM
Author: mauve doctorate field

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#33450476)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:02 PM
Author: underhanded puppy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29680671)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:08 PM
Author: Insecure Casino Fat Ankles

so what though. man up and put that dick in the hole. fuck the soul out of her, make her forget she ever met tyler or darnell

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29680714)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:12 PM
Author: underhanded puppy

Will do my best. TY

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29680754)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:16 AM
Author: translucent hunting ground

ljl. my fake name on dating websites is Tyler.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29682035)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 3:36 PM
Author: supple pisswyrm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#35011459)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:25 PM
Author: Seedy hospital dopamine

you are slaying this thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29680335)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:24 PM
Author: Seedy hospital dopamine

DR is CR though, so much better than law/marketing/IBS shrew

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29680320)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:26 PM
Author: underhanded puppy

Well we will see if I can hold on to her. I have a feeling she will ding me eventually.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29680348)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:28 PM
Author: Seedy hospital dopamine

we all have to settle / my only hope is a hot 25 year old kindergarten teacher after I make bank who will let me parasite off her union benefits or marrying a 30 year old doctor who has the skills/income to support my ass

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29680364)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:34 PM
Author: Insecure Casino Fat Ankles

why do you think that?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29680436)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:46 PM
Author: Seedy hospital dopamine

A DR has a skillset that is way over-demanded. She can jump in and out of a 6-figure career at will. Have kids? Sure. Fuck off and travel? Sure. No matter what, there is enough demand for a US MD that she can always work as much as she wants

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29680554)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:15 PM
Author: Insecure Casino Fat Ankles

i thought they lose their practices and their patients die if they, say, go on the lam due to being hunted by mobsters and have to hide away in a motel for a few months

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29680784)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:24 PM
Author: Seedy hospital dopamine

DR is CR though, so much better than law/marketing/IBS shrew

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29680325)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:26 PM
Author: Obsidian multi-billionaire

Brother if she is actually hot this is easily above median outcome. Especially if you had some fun in your 20s.

Youre gonna maek and so am I

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29680343)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:10 PM
Author: underhanded puppy

She is hot, legit hot. I am not going to post pics obviously, but that would be the consensus if I did. IF (far from certain she won't realize she can do better and dump me) I end up marrying her, it would be an amazing outcome for me.

TY brother. We are all gonna maeke it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29680725)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:13 PM
Author: Insecure Casino Fat Ankles

how can she do better than with you? now go be that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29680760)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:19 PM
Author: underhanded puppy

I am usually not one to put girls on a pedestal. I learned a long time ago how dumb that is. What you are saying is obviously true and appreciated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29680820)



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Date: August 8th, 2019 7:25 AM
Author: Deep state giraffe

Lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#38655437)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 3:09 PM
Author: Obsidian multi-billionaire

well you did not maek it and I certainly don't feel confident about my chances

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#34543175)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:27 PM
Author: marvelous nowag

"Dating at this age is still fun and this girl is hot, "

lol this is what matters. who gives a shit about everything else? stop letting xo toxicity get you down. if u are happy and she is happy then fuck it, be happy together

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29680357)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:29 PM
Author: Obsidian multi-billionaire

Although I am happy for the bro, it is still classic xo "man I have to settle for a hot doctor with lifelong earning potential and good genes"

Turns out a lot worse for many bros

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29680372)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:34 PM
Author: Insecure Casino Fat Ankles

lmao true

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29680438)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:24 AM
Author: gold arrogant elastic band



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29682074)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 6:06 PM
Author: supple pisswyrm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#35012399)



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Date: March 19th, 2020 1:40 PM
Author: vermilion tank

Haha

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#39808783)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:13 PM
Author: underhanded puppy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29680764)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:31 PM
Author: balding potus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29680928)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:12 PM
Author: fear-inspiring bespoke laser beams

Damn, bro. You've got a hot doctor who's 5 years younger than you on your hands. Don't fuck this up because of your insecurities.

"You never know if the girl is thinking "he checks off enough boxes, I guess he will do." Because, of course, she probably is."

Unless you're marrying your college sweetheart when you're young and still all rosy-eyed about love, many marriage couplings boil down to (1) could we co-parent well together,(2) do we share enough common values and interests to fit into each other's lives without major compromises, and (3) do we enjoy sex with each other. If you're getting anything beyond that, you should consider yourself very lucky.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29683316)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 6:08 PM
Author: Multi-colored jewess

CR and I would add (4) will this person have my back if I hit a bad patch and can I do the same for her?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29685965)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 12:23 PM
Author: Self-centered Blathering Library Juggernaut

JFC holy shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#34541874)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 2:23 PM
Author: arousing toaster address

lol at all the poasters encouraging him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#34542854)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 2:59 PM
Author: Obsidian multi-billionaire

can someone advise why this poast is notable? did things turn out poorly for thunder collins?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#34543122)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 3:00 PM
Author: flushed stain

http://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3775434&mc=417&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#34543129)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 3:07 PM
Author: talking hall

Lmao good find

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#34543163)



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Date: June 3rd, 2019 10:35 AM
Author: hot pearl fortuitous meteor temple

Lol oh my God

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#38331890)



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Date: August 8th, 2019 9:03 AM
Author: bateful party of the first part bbw

oh no

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#38655565)



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Date: March 16th, 2020 2:22 PM
Author: Mahogany Sticky Idea He Suggested

LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#39780168)



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Date: March 19th, 2020 1:27 PM
Author: lavender galvanic business firm yarmulke

JFC

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#39808676)



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Date: October 11th, 2021 8:41 PM
Author: Concupiscible market

Update?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#43257805)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:18 PM
Author: clear pea-brained theater

Devastating. Fuck my life.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29680274)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:28 PM
Author: underhanded puppy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29680900)



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Date: May 19th, 2016 9:16 PM
Author: cerebral headpube stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#30516002)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:27 PM
Author: Sinister crawly parlor circlehead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29680360)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:34 AM
Author: Azure Pistol

I seriously went to a wedding last weekend 34 year old guy marrying match.com fiancee. Won't say any more

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29681730)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:50 AM
Author: balding potus

Will be me

Where the fuck else do you meet people in ur 30s

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29681781)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:57 AM
Author: Azure Pistol

Fuck man it was such a sad charade its just too old to be having a wedding. Embarrassing. Just elope

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29681795)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:59 AM
Author: balding potus

Cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29681800)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:11 PM
Author: Citrine milk whorehouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29683308)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:12 PM
Author: Citrine milk whorehouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29683324)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:57 AM
Author: Azure Pistol

Bride who has fucked probably 30-40 dudes, unironically wearing white at the wedding

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29681796)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:00 AM
Author: Purple New Version Set



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29681801)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:17 AM
Author: Aromatic Rehab Stock Car

What is she supposed to do? Wear the pearl colored Chad ropes that have landed on her lower back for 12-14 years?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29681829)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:27 AM
Author: Aromatic Rehab Stock Car



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29681848)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:39 PM
Author: scarlet theatre sound barrier

Y-...Yes?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29683517)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:28 PM
Author: massive exciting old irish cottage

You could weave yourself the finest dress from those ropes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29683868)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:31 PM
Author: shaky tattoo cumskin

"My GOD!" you scream, when you see her back. "You've been whipped!!"

"Whoops, I guess i didn't wash carefully. Those aren't scars, babe. They are ropes... From the past."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29683886)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:23 PM
Author: High-end Step-uncle's House Fanboi



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29684778)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:19 AM
Author: translucent hunting ground

Moral of the story - Don't date women over the age 25, even when in your thirties/ forties.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29682052)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:25 AM
Author: gold arrogant elastic band

1800000000000 thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29682082)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:10 PM
Author: marvelous nowag

you examine your profile in the mirror, sucking in your pauch. 'not bad,' you think to yourself, for being 55 lbs heavier than college. 'dad bod is all the rage anyway right? i'm sure my wife will find me sexy and attractive forever. thats why we're getting married'

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29683303)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:15 PM
Author: shaky tattoo cumskin

"For every year after 29," she tells her bridesmaids, "I was advised to cross one requirement off my list. Jim might not look like much to you, but he's 6' and has a job."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29683341)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:34 PM
Author: Obsidian multi-billionaire

Lmfao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29683489)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:40 PM
Author: scarlet theatre sound barrier

Guess which requirement is the LAST she is willing to part with

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29683523)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:36 PM
Author: razzle avocado faggotry famous landscape painting



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#37605742)



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Date: March 16th, 2020 12:45 PM
Author: vermilion tank



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#39779479)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:16 PM
Author: dark indian lodge azn



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29684252)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:22 PM
Author: gold arrogant elastic band



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29684291)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:23 PM
Author: High-end Step-uncle's House Fanboi



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29684772)



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Date: March 28th, 2016 10:05 PM
Author: cerebral headpube stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#30156366)



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Date: August 9th, 2019 6:41 AM
Author: 180 lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#38660220)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:03 PM
Author: Gay clown haunted graveyard

"And the bride and groom have written their own vows?" the baritone woman in a suit speaks into her lapel mic, handing a wireless mic to the bride with a smile.

She trembles holding the mic, unfolding a slip of paper from her slightly calloused hands, stubbier than they were seven months ago, and less certain than they were seven hours ago.

"We have so much. So much to look to in the future. We have spent so much time without each other, but here we are. Together. Now. And it..."--she chokes here for a moment--"...will last because there is nothing greater than this love we shareatthismoment"--she hastens now, inexplicably, but the tears brimming in her eyes cue the crowd that it is justifiable--"...forever." She drops the paper; it flutters away in the breeze, as the din of a golf mower rises in the background from the seventeenth green.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29683667)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:14 PM
Author: Obsidian multi-billionaire



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29683761)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:06 PM
Author: Fighting stimulating gas station sandwich

LOL this is brilliant work

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29684175)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:18 PM
Author: dark indian lodge azn

Fuck... I wish I possessed this talent.

Great work brother!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29684259)



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Date: October 24th, 2016 2:00 PM
Author: mind-boggling coffee pot goyim



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#31715965)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:20 PM
Author: gold arrogant elastic band



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29684272)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:24 PM
Author: Mustard house weed whacker

"the baritone woman in a suit speaks into her lapel mic"

"She drops the paper; it flutters away in the breeze, as the din of a golf mower rises in the background from the seventeenth green"

JFC

Wish you appeared in these sorts of threads more often friend

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29686616)



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Date: April 4th, 2016 7:11 PM
Author: Offensive School

cr this is poetry

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#30201794)



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Date: March 15th, 2017 7:59 AM
Author: lascivious ruby sanctuary gaping



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#32833825)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 2:57 PM
Author: cream pit gunner

*applause*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#34543111)



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Date: September 26th, 2021 9:03 PM
Author: Beady-eyed Masturbator



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#43182576)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:04 PM
Author: flushed stain



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29683679)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:18 PM
Author: gold arrogant elastic band



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29683789)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:19 PM
Author: Azure Pistol

All the women giving IVF advice and tips in the guest registry comment section

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29683797)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:20 PM
Author: gold arrogant elastic band

recommending their own IVF doctors

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29683802)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:23 PM
Author: Obsidian multi-billionaire

*googling "resale value of amniocentesis downs test coupon" for the 3 extra left in gift basket*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29683831)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:24 PM
Author: Azure Pistol



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29683840)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:25 PM
Author: Azure Pistol

packing cialis for the weeklong honeymoon, hoping to get laid at least twice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29683851)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:29 PM
Author: balding potus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29683873)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:49 PM
Author: curious mischievous locus kitty cat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29684049)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:15 PM
Author: Pale Hideous Alpha Corn Cake

Oh man I did this. Worse - I got talked into honeymoon in fucking France

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29684244)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:19 PM
Author: Azure Pistol

Describe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29684270)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:23 PM
Author: Pale Hideous Alpha Corn Cake

8 DAYS of tours and overpriced restaurants. Didn't go out really drinking once. In my last days in Paris, I walked by a few "massage" parlors that looked pretty sketchy, considered checking them out because hey I spent 10k on this honeymoon - I - had - might - as - well - do - something - fun - for - me

FML moments on that trip were plentiful

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29684295)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:24 PM
Author: Azure Pistol

God damn brutal

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29684303)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:24 PM
Author: gold arrogant elastic band



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29684304)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:38 PM
Author: curious mischievous locus kitty cat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29684427)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:50 PM
Author: Obsidian multi-billionaire

Please be flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29684520)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:07 PM
Author: Pale Hideous Alpha Corn Cake

If it makes you feel better about life in general, sure, why not - it's all flame. You know what's also a flame? Fucking marriage.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29684624)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:16 PM
Author: marvelous nowag

are u stil maried

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29684694)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:17 PM
Author: Pale Hideous Alpha Corn Cake

yes - 3 years this May

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29684701)



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Date: June 10th, 2024 1:28 PM
Author: provocative irate boltzmann nursing home

Desperately need an update on this marriage

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#47734478)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:36 PM
Author: Yellow Den

I dunno man. Not a single thing here has any relation to my marriage but then again I would never have gone through with it if any bridezilla crap started. Why didn't you back out? It isn't marriage that sucks, it is marrying the wrong person.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29685301)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:20 PM
Author: Pale Hideous Alpha Corn Cake

It creeps up on you, it's so gradual that you really don't notice until things have gotten totally out of control. You try to focus on how awesome things were before this wedding nonsense and try to think about how things will be better after the wedding, it's a lifelong commitment, there are problems but who doesn't have problems, etc. etc.

For the most part, things are fine now, and I can't say that I'm regretful for marrying my wife. Things are pretty chill now. But the wedding process was miserable and the honeymoon was bullshit.

One thing that we don't do is really travel, and a lot of the reason was that the honeymoon was so crappy for me that I don't want to go anywhere with my Wife.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29685641)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:28 PM
Author: fear-inspiring bespoke laser beams

Did you two travel a lot before getting married? What was "bullshit" about your honeymoon?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29685696)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:38 PM
Author: provocative irate boltzmann nursing home

Fuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29684899)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:20 PM
Author: Sinister crawly parlor circlehead

why did u guys go to Paris. Why did u not drink. why is your wife that way. any other stories?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29685180)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:31 PM
Author: Insecure Casino Fat Ankles

cq's!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29685268)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:19 PM
Author: Pale Hideous Alpha Corn Cake

Brother, I can - and will - wifethread on xoxo. http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2413755&mc=273&forum_id=2#24436824

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29686563)



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Date: March 19th, 2020 1:31 PM
Author: lavender galvanic business firm yarmulke



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#39808717)



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Date: March 15th, 2017 7:59 AM
Author: lascivious ruby sanctuary gaping



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#32833828)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:07 PM
Author: mewling box office regret

Chimeric DNA slowly eroding her braincells.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29684182)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:08 PM
Author: Fighting stimulating gas station sandwich

LJL at this flame. My pops was 45 when he married my mom and everything turned out fine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29684186)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:20 PM
Author: Purple New Version Set

except for your autism

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29684273)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:26 PM
Author: Obsidian multi-billionaire



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29684318)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:27 PM
Author: Peach Tanning Salon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29684324)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:37 PM
Author: Fighting stimulating gas station sandwich

She was 20 years younger.

No autism here bro.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29684414)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:39 PM
Author: curious mischievous locus kitty cat

(Guy who voluntarily visits xoxohth.com)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29684435)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:32 PM
Author: Yellow Den



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29685274)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:11 PM
Author: Fighting stimulating gas station sandwich

LOL fair

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29685581)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:30 PM
Author: shaky tattoo cumskin

tell your 45 yo mother to post here. enemadood and luis are available

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29684847)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:24 PM
Author: High-end Step-uncle's House Fanboi



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29684784)



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Date: January 23rd, 2017 3:11 PM
Author: Citrine milk whorehouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#32440058)



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Date: March 15th, 2017 8:00 AM
Author: lascivious ruby sanctuary gaping



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#32833830)



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Date: February 20th, 2018 5:02 PM
Author: massive exciting old irish cottage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#35446904)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:21 PM
Author: Azure Pistol

Mother of the bride, bravely battling Parkinsons, struggling to stand as the bride enters the chapel

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29684280)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:25 PM
Author: mind-boggling coffee pot goyim

underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29685673)



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Date: February 15th, 2016 8:03 PM
Author: cerebral headpube stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29837939)



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Date: November 27th, 2016 11:54 AM
Author: diverse station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#32000449)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:40 PM
Author: Khaki abusive brethren

why would your 34yo future wife be waiting on you shitlib, groom waits for bride

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29684443)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:44 PM
Author: Pale Hideous Alpha Corn Cake



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29684472)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:46 PM
Author: gold arrogant elastic band



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29684475)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:48 PM
Author: marvelous nowag

jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29684501)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:51 PM
Author: ebony affirmative action



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29684532)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:56 PM
Author: shaky tattoo cumskin

lmao at the dog bit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29684551)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:04 PM
Author: Pale Hideous Alpha Corn Cake

Do you think that it's real or that I made that up?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29684606)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:09 PM
Author: gold arrogant elastic band

fake, she would never trust you with her beloved dog.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29684642)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:11 PM
Author: Pale Hideous Alpha Corn Cake

lol you are the primary caretaker of that dog. You walk it every day, you take it fishing with you, you feed it, you pick up its shit. She does nothing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29684656)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:13 PM
Author: gold arrogant elastic band

do u love it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29684671)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:16 PM
Author: Pale Hideous Alpha Corn Cake

I love that fucking dog - that drooling son of a bitch has turned out to be my best friend. He's happy to see me every day when I come home, and the first thing I do when I get home every night is take him and the baby on a walk down to the river - he runs all over the place and is always super happy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29684698)



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Date: February 1st, 2016 10:12 AM
Author: doobsian vivacious shrine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29726837)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:19 PM
Author: shaky tattoo cumskin

Nah, it is just hilarious how what's objective BATSHIT behavior gets shrugged off as mildly-worse-than-normal once you have been immunized by a white woman

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29684716)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:20 PM
Author: Pale Hideous Alpha Corn Cake

My old boss and mentor used to say: there'd be bounties on all their heads if it wasn't for their pussies

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29684725)



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Date: May 19th, 2016 9:21 PM
Author: Obsidian multi-billionaire



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#30516035)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:20 PM
Author: marvelous nowag

wtf we had my dog at our wedding :(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29684726)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:22 PM
Author: Pale Hideous Alpha Corn Cake

Brother, when I tip back that miller lite this evening, I'll raise it to you first in solidarity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29684740)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:22 PM
Author: marvelous nowag

it was my dog (from before we met) and it was a lot of fun :(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29684751)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:22 PM
Author: shaky tattoo cumskin

dood, it isn't that rex isn't there. its because OP doesn't love her enough to think about how she would secretly have WANTED rex there, and he ruined her magical day by not surprising her, which drove her to tears

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29684755)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:23 PM
Author: marvelous nowag

ok fair im kinda slow today

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29684771)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:23 PM
Author: Pale Hideous Alpha Corn Cake

this guy gets it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29684774)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:24 PM
Author: electric people who are hurt faggot firefighter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29685212)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:26 PM
Author: bossy stage

Only gay doods have this kind of insight into women, which ironically, is completely wasted on them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29685219)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:27 PM
Author: blue brunch psychic

it's like your law partner, giving you a 30 second explanation of an assignment and then getting irate at you when you missed several "obvious" issues in your brief.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29685684)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:35 PM
Author: provocative irate boltzmann nursing home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29685734)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:06 PM
Author: dark indian lodge azn



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29684620)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:07 PM
Author: curious mischievous locus kitty cat

*puts gun in mouth*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29684633)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:12 PM
Author: Sinister crawly parlor circlehead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29684664)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:36 PM
Author: High-end Step-uncle's House Fanboi

*let's you borrow a bullet*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29684884)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:15 PM
Author: Glittery submissive space place of business

JFC

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29684689)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:31 PM
Author: floppy ivory dilemma

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29684853)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:43 PM
Author: Pontificating boyish locale digit ratio



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29684937)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:47 PM
Author: provocative irate boltzmann nursing home

I was that friend of my buddy getting married recently. Knowing he was just getting swept along in an unstoppable current, all the wedding minutiae bullshit. I felt badly for him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29684980)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:17 PM
Author: Pale Hideous Alpha Corn Cake

Unstoppable current is the best way I've ever heard it explained.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29685164)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:31 PM
Author: bossy stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29685270)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:22 PM
Author: bossy stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29685194)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:19 PM
Author: fear-inspiring bespoke laser beams

"the love of your life facebook messages you congratulations and that she wishes the best for you"

PROTIP: The 'love of your life' girl will be doing the exact same thing to some dood one day, so no need to worry about her.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29685173)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:21 PM
Author: Pale Hideous Alpha Corn Cake

Well, she already chewed through one sorry sonofabitch. Lawyer, too, I wanted to warn him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29685189)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:38 PM
Author: fear-inspiring bespoke laser beams

Wait, so your big screed up there was a true story?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29685317)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:08 PM
Author: Pale Hideous Alpha Corn Cake



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29685563)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:08 PM
Author: Pale Hideous Alpha Corn Cake

mmm hmmm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29685564)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:11 PM
Author: fear-inspiring bespoke laser beams

Jesus Christ.

I'm very, very sorry to hear that.

Why did you even go through with it? Do you love her? What was she like before you put the ring on her?

And no sex for 3 months? Was there at least oral? Like I can't imagine no sex for THREE FUCKING MONTHS.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29685582)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:15 PM
Author: Pale Hideous Alpha Corn Cake

180 prior to engagement, 120 the second the ring went on. 120 first year of marriage.

Since then, we've settled into a decent TTT, like Tulane.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29685611)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:21 PM
Author: fear-inspiring bespoke laser beams

Why didn't you just talk to her after the ring went on and things went from 180 to 120?

How did she change and in what ways did she go from 180 to 120? Was it just all WEDDING WEDDING WEDDING for the entirety of the engagement, or was there more?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29685643)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:25 PM
Author: Pale Hideous Alpha Corn Cake

wedding wedding wedding the entire engagement. It became the focus of her life. there was no talking about it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29685674)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:27 PM
Author: fear-inspiring bespoke laser beams

Did you tell her that this excessive focus was bothering you to the degree that it was?

Sometimes it's up to the non-wedding-obsessed person to sit the other person down and tell them that they're losing sight of the big picture and it's frightening them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29685690)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:12 PM
Author: Obsidian multi-billionaire

180 twist

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29685588)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:25 PM
Author: gold arrogant elastic band



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29685218)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 8:06 PM
Author: Mustard house weed whacker

THIS

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29686942)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:22 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle stag film



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29685193)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:29 PM
Author: Yellow Den

Why would anyone go through with this? Seriously, if I saw wedding planning go in the direction it went I would immediately have called it off.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29685253)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:35 PM
Author: fear-inspiring bespoke laser beams

All that poast told me is that if guys are really concerned about this kind of thing, they should marry a somewhat high-earning spouse (so "She has no real savings so she contributes almost nothing" doesn't happen) and get a 180 wedding planner to minimize stressful admin on wedding day.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29685289)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:40 PM
Author: Yellow Den

No, I would view this differently. The engagement should be seen as a probationary period. If the bride to be makes it clear that marrying you is all about the wedding and what you can buy her then you NEED to back out. Until you get married all you'll get us some social blowback that you'll easily recover from. After that it gets exponentially worse. And if you let her henpeck you into the wedding, honeymoon, etc before you're even married then you're doomed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29685332)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:43 PM
Author: fear-inspiring bespoke laser beams

I'm probably going to do a clunky job of explaining this analogy, but here goes.

Girls who are all about the wedding after getting married are like guys who are all about having sex after the first couple of dates. You WANT the girl to be excited about the wedding, just like a girl should WANT a guy to be physically attracted to her and want sex with her. BUT, you don't want sex/wedding to be what the first date/the marriage is all about.

Neither are desirable, but you're stupid and completely deluded if you think it's optimal to find a girl who ISN'T excited about the wedding. And weddings are a beast to plan.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29685362)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:50 PM
Author: Yellow Den

If she isn't ok with a casual wedding then fuck it. Seriously.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29685419)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:02 PM
Author: fear-inspiring bespoke laser beams

Realistically, the kinds of girls who are most likely to be OK with small, casual weddings are (1) very young girls who don't have a lot of money and don't have parents who have a lot of money, (2) people who have children and don't want to spend $ on a wedding that could be going to their child, (3) introverts who dislike large parties and don't have a large circle of friends, (4) tomboys who have some masculine preferences and ways of thinking, and don't like the idea of getting dolled up for a frilly, poofy party, and (5) people on their second (or third, fourth, etc) marriage, had the blockbuster party, and have an "ain't nobody got time for that" attitude about the whole thing.

Single doods should limit their dating pool to these kinds of women if they want to limit their financial exposure re: wedding.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29685528)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:15 PM
Author: Yellow Den

Oh I'd never marry an aging extrovert for many, many reasons, this being one of them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29685612)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:20 PM
Author: fear-inspiring bespoke laser beams

And a lot of doods who enjoy poasting on internet message boards tend to be introverts, so it's understandable that they would also not see the fun in a large, expensive party.

But don't shit on people who enjoy such things.

As for the "aging extrovert", I know quite a few of these folks who had big blockbuster first weddings that turned into 120 marriages, and very small second weddings because they were just done with the whole show and already had their "big day".

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29685636)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:48 PM
Author: comical narrow-minded crackhouse liquid oxygen

cr. 1,3,4 are all fine with me. but i can see the tomboy in #4 being just a really practical/rational woman who dislikes large parties but doesn't have a smaller than avg circle of friends.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29686827)



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Date: January 27th, 2016 9:27 AM
Author: fear-inspiring bespoke laser beams

I wasn't meaning to say that the tomboy in #4 was introverted or had a smaller circle of friends. Just that, as you said, she's more practical/rational and isn't as likely to get all wrapped up in the wedding industrial complex.

And there's nothing to say that tomboys dislike large parties or dressing up. I just know girls like this who don't want an engagement ring because they never wear jewelry and dislike rings because they do too much sports and don't want to lose it at the gym; and could find much better uses for $100k than a party where everyone's cunty +1s complain about the beef being too tough.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29690324)



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Date: January 27th, 2016 8:49 PM
Author: comical narrow-minded crackhouse liquid oxygen

sounds like wife material. highly rational STEM girls.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29695165)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:42 PM
Author: Insecure Casino Fat Ankles

shut the fuck up wedding sushi. just elope

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29685361)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:44 PM
Author: fear-inspiring bespoke laser beams

Eloping is for people whose parents and friends don't approve of their wedding. If your parents and friends approve of the wedding, eloping serves no purpose and is kinda selfish.

And no one truly elopes these days. They may have some destination wedding somewhere with a small handful of people (or even just themselves), but then they have a major, blinged out party when they get back.

Of the couples I know who eloped, one was a green card marriage (parents didn't know and friends didn't approve), another was a situation where getting her boyfriend drunk in Vegas was the only way she'd get him to marry her, and the other was a normal, middle-income couple where the groom had a 10-year old child and they wanted to save $$$ (reasonable but atypical).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29685379)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:51 PM
Author: Yellow Den

Plenty of people do small casual weddings. You see them in Central Park in the summer all the time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29685435)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:04 PM
Author: fear-inspiring bespoke laser beams

The couple with the 10-year old child did their wedding in Central Park and the photos were lovely. It was perfect, just for them. She devotes her whole life to this child and doesn't have a wide circle of friends, so what they did made perfect sense.

But do understand that some people have a larger circle of friends and family and would like their friends and family to celebrate with them. This isn't the hallmark of a sociopathic, high-maintenance spoiled princessy brat, just someone who is somewhat extroverted, cheerful, and has a large social network.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29685535)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:34 PM
Author: Fighting stimulating gas station sandwich

Ive dated two girls with mega $$ and the weddings wouldve been insane had I not fucked the first relationship up and bailed on the second one. I honestly wouldve preferred just the two of us and a minister but that's not how it works I guess.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29685725)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:42 PM
Author: fear-inspiring bespoke laser beams

Even if you have a girl who totally hasn't bought into the wedding industrial complex, you're fighting against the tradition of having her father walk her down the aisle.

Now that my own wedding day is looking more and more like a 'when' and not an 'if', I like the idea of a small ceremony somewhere farflung and awesomely ridiculous over the stereotype wedding at someone's country club or a luxury hotel where the beef is tough and everyone's just waiting for the band to play Don't Stop Believing, just because of the cost savings and the lack of admin. I can't stand organizational clusterfucks and admin, and that's one way to suck the fun out of a party.

But my dad will be there to walk me down the aisle. That's what you're competing with if you just want a "two of us and a minister" setup.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29685783)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 6:00 PM
Author: Yellow Den

I saw a ton of people who were younger, no kids, etc. But yeah, they were mostly smaller groups.

Personally, I'm weary of extroverted people.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29685920)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 6:23 PM
Author: fear-inspiring bespoke laser beams

Central Park can offer a gorgeous setup if you like smaller or more casual, come-as-you-are weddings; don't mind a lot of randoms milling about while you're having your ceremony, and are OK with rolling the dice when it comes to weather.

As far as elopements/small wedding setups go, pretty parks are some of the best options and with Central Park you can always hire the back room at Del Posto for 50 of your closest friends after the ceremony for a pimp-ass dinner, and still spend much, much less money than you would have if you did a traditional wedding.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29686041)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:36 PM
Author: Insecure Casino Fat Ankles

damn bruh you going HAM itt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29685300)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:20 PM
Author: Carnelian institution persian

180. *GULPS*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29685635)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:25 PM
Author: blue brunch psychic

fucking damn

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29685670)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:36 PM
Author: Titillating ceo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29685737)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 8:04 PM
Author: Snowy fluffy depressive organic girlfriend

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29686927)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 11:13 PM
Author: harsh coral orchestra pit

Goodbye, XO.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29688689)



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Date: January 27th, 2016 2:47 PM
Author: Obsidian multi-billionaire

Alright wish I never made this thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29692345)



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Date: February 1st, 2016 10:21 AM
Author: Sinister crawly parlor circlehead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29726866)



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Date: February 2nd, 2016 9:36 PM
Author: honey-headed cracking boiling water main people

what the fuck was in this?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29740505)



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Date: May 19th, 2016 9:30 PM
Author: swashbuckling idiot point

ur better off not knowing. that shit was toxic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#30516120)



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Date: September 2nd, 2016 3:06 PM
Author: harsh coral orchestra pit

repost please

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#31322656)



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Date: October 21st, 2016 11:28 AM
Author: Pale Hideous Alpha Corn Cake

I wish I hadn't deleted this - it was a great overshare of my miserable wedding.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#31696577)



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Date: June 13th, 2017 3:09 PM
Author: swashbuckling idiot point

it was absolutely brutal

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#33545376)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:25 PM
Author: electric people who are hurt faggot firefighter

Toxic..,,flame? No, hits too close to reality for many

BRB going to go nowig, become a monk, move to bhutan

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29685217)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 8:11 PM
Author: Mustard house weed whacker

tyft brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29686973)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:20 PM
Author: gold arrogant elastic band



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29686573)



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Date: January 27th, 2016 3:03 PM
Author: underhanded puppy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29692473)



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Date: January 27th, 2016 8:41 PM
Author: cerebral headpube stage

180.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29695105)



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Date: January 29th, 2016 8:19 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle stag film



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29710038)



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Date: January 31st, 2016 4:38 AM
Author: fiercely-loyal really tough guy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29719332)



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Date: February 1st, 2016 9:54 AM
Author: gold arrogant elastic band



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29726769)



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Date: February 2nd, 2016 9:46 PM
Author: razzmatazz drab coldplay fan

Why do I click these threads? Oh right because we are obsessed with finding the truth. And every time, we find out the truth sucks dick.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29740620)



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Date: February 3rd, 2016 5:00 PM
Author: Obsidian multi-billionaire

brave

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29745733)



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Date: February 22nd, 2016 10:57 AM
Author: Concupiscible market



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29888789)



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Date: February 22nd, 2016 11:02 AM
Author: gold arrogant elastic band



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29888820)



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Date: February 22nd, 2016 11:04 AM
Author:  brilliant police squad hell

Wow, this thread really touched a nerve

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29888829)



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Date: March 8th, 2016 5:02 PM
Author: harsh coral orchestra pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#30011217)



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Date: September 27th, 2016 11:02 PM
Author: Obsidian multi-billionaire



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#31509721)



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Date: March 4th, 2016 4:30 PM
Author: Obsidian multi-billionaire



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#29980741)



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Date: April 4th, 2016 7:03 PM
Author: marvelous nowag



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#30201735)



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Date: April 4th, 2016 7:11 PM
Author: adventurous half-breed trailer park



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#30201798)



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Date: April 20th, 2016 12:30 PM
Author: shaky tattoo cumskin

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#30311189)



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Date: May 11th, 2016 5:33 PM
Author: Concupiscible market



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#30456427)



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Date: May 11th, 2016 6:34 PM
Author: gold arrogant elastic band



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#30456759)



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Date: June 17th, 2016 3:32 PM
Author: Obsidian multi-billionaire



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#30728336)



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Date: September 27th, 2016 11:19 PM
Author: Bull Headed Pocket Flask



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#31509865)



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Date: October 21st, 2016 11:19 AM
Author: marvelous nowag



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#31696480)



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Date: October 21st, 2016 11:23 AM
Author: Sinister crawly parlor circlehead

mods please delete

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#31696519)



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Date: October 24th, 2016 11:14 AM
Author: Insecure Casino Fat Ankles

already preserved in the archives

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#31714898)



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Date: October 24th, 2016 7:02 PM
Author: Obsidian multi-billionaire



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#31717973)



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Date: October 24th, 2016 2:02 PM
Author: swashbuckling idiot point

i really like it here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#31715971)



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Date: October 27th, 2016 1:09 PM
Author: fiercely-loyal really tough guy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#31738008)



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Date: December 17th, 2016 6:50 PM
Author: Elite anal chapel genital piercing



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#32167609)



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Date: January 3rd, 2017 9:13 AM
Author: Sinister crawly parlor circlehead

mods

no matter what i'll never date a chick with a kid so at least there's that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#32287873)



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Date: August 24th, 2017 10:57 AM
Author: Obsidian multi-billionaire

There were a lot of things single 36 year olds do they said they never would, fyi

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#34058755)



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Date: January 23rd, 2017 4:50 PM
Author: Lime apoplectic range mad-dog skullcap

In all seriousness, why is that bad?

First, the kid happened before she met you, so you weren't cucked.

Second, you get to experience the fun years but pass on the diaper years.

Besides, if you're an XO poster, you probably (a) are smart enough to recognize the silliness about caring whether a child is biologically "yours" as ridiculous, because there's so much randomness already, and (b) have mental illness genes that are better off not passed on.

As long as the kid's not carrying low-IQ Chad Thundercock genes (and the thread said previous marriage, not ONS) it sounds like a winning play.

A kid from an ONS is probably a deal-breaker, though. No way that kid is getting into any schools.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#32440839)



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Date: January 23rd, 2017 4:57 PM
Author: flushed stain

...

...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#32440878)



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Date: July 8th, 2017 3:08 PM
Author: Obsidian multi-billionaire



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#33728865)



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Date: August 18th, 2017 11:47 AM
Author:  brilliant police squad hell

Lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#34018807)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:20 PM
Author: white soggy stead

Holy shit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#37605655)



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Date: February 11th, 2017 2:01 AM
Author: dark indian lodge azn



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#32596246)



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Date: March 13th, 2017 11:07 AM
Author: Obsidian multi-billionaire



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#32818201)



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Date: March 15th, 2017 2:14 AM
Author: marvelous nowag



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#32833246)



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Date: March 15th, 2017 7:56 AM
Author: lascivious ruby sanctuary gaping



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#32833819)



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Date: April 2nd, 2017 12:33 AM
Author: fiercely-loyal really tough guy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#32973380)



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Date: April 2nd, 2017 12:36 AM
Author: Transparent Learning Disabled Hominid Therapy

"i made it," he thought.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#32973392)



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Date: April 2nd, 2017 5:55 AM
Author: jade location

If you're gonna get married, you need to have the ability to semi pick your girl at will to get to know.

If you can't do this, you probably won't ever get enough data to make informed choice.

Don't get married.

Most people should never be married

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#32974083)



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Date: June 1st, 2017 6:11 PM
Author: lavender galvanic business firm yarmulke

bump for leolenin

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#33449151)



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Date: June 1st, 2017 8:56 PM
Author: Hairless foreskin turdskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#33450386)



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Date: June 1st, 2017 8:59 PM
Author: cerebral headpube stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#33450409)



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Date: June 13th, 2017 3:41 PM
Author: milky plaza

*furiously re-installs Bumble, Tinder and Hinge*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#33545689)



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Date: July 2nd, 2017 2:28 PM
Author: lavender galvanic business firm yarmulke



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#33689269)



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Date: July 8th, 2017 3:40 PM
Author: Spruce International Law Enforcement Agency Preventive Strike

where is corporate slave?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#33729047)



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Date: August 18th, 2017 11:44 AM
Author:  rigpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#34018777)



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Date: September 25th, 2017 12:20 PM
Author: marvelous nowag



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#34291351)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 12:11 PM
Author: provocative irate boltzmann nursing home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#34541789)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 12:19 PM
Author: Sinister crawly parlor circlehead

This thread gave me a complex about dating anyone within 3 years of my age

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#34541842)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 3:18 PM
Author: topaz violent macaca site



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#35011311)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 3:27 PM
Author:  Dull

Lol dude. Marrying in your 20s isnt all what its cracked up to be. I have about 3 cousins who married when they were 22-24. I lol at them. They hid for YEARS the abusive, nightmarish marriages they were in, because they wanted everyone to believe they were living the 180 life: young, married, happily ever after.

Several years later they finally confessed what they'd been through. One of them tried to kill self twice and became an alcoholic (this is the hottest one). Her husband was a lawyer and took pics of her drunk and puking and had an entire collection ready to be used for child custody. Started a FB page about how he was not allowed to see his own kid. Unbelievable shit. The other 2 are single moms now.

Gave the best years of their lives to crazy ass husbands.

But appearances will be appearances and some people will defend them till the day they die. These ppl I'm talking about were FB megapoasters and poasted every second of "happy" moments they had until it was clear it was all fake. LJL.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#35011392)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 3:30 PM
Author: Obsidian multi-billionaire

xo poasters are the ones that marry the emotionally broken single mothers the situation you describe created



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#35011407)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 3:48 PM
Author:  Dull

Titcr

This cousin Im talking about wasnt done with her divorce when she got engaged to a dude from the rehab she was sent to. She's very hot, her parents are rich and she's a nice girl. For whatever reason she just desperately needed to get married before everyone else--and she did at 22. Nearly dies from her mistake.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#35011546)



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Date: February 20th, 2018 4:58 PM
Author: Elite anal chapel genital piercing

No offense breh but it sounds like your cousin was the problem in that marriage. Lawyer dude reasonably gets pissed that the mother of his children wants to go out and drink instead of acting like a wife, becomes "controlling" and "abusive."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#35446889)



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Date: May 24th, 2018 3:49 PM
Author:  bronze blood rage

cr. an "abusive" relationship doesn't turn a sane person into an alcoholic. the only people who become alcoholics are the ones who were fucked up in the first place, and then it's a chicken/egg situation wrt whether they were "abused" in their adult relationships

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#36120524)



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Date: July 25th, 2018 12:42 PM
Author: underhanded puppy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#36493744)



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Date: May 17th, 2018 5:38 PM
Author: provocative irate boltzmann nursing home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#36071800)



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Date: July 25th, 2018 12:14 PM
Author: Obsidian multi-billionaire



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#36493633)



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Date: July 25th, 2018 12:54 PM
Author: misunderstood glassy

man seeing thunder collins talk about his batshit wife in retrospect is a little sad.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#36493792)



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Date: July 25th, 2018 12:55 PM
Author: Obsidian multi-billionaire

The signs were, sadly, all there

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#36493799)



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Date: July 25th, 2018 12:48 PM
Author: alcoholic fantasy-prone forum dragon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#36493763)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:14 PM
Author: provocative irate boltzmann nursing home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#37605614)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:14 PM
Author: Obsidian multi-billionaire

Not what I needed right now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#37605618)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:22 PM
Author: Sinister crawly parlor circlehead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#37605673)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:26 PM
Author: white soggy stead

This thread seemed so cringy to me just 3 years ago, but now it describes might be a decent outcome for me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#37605696)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:26 PM
Author: Obsidian multi-billionaire

Jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#37605700)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:22 PM
Author: Sinister crawly parlor circlehead

Mods, do your fucking job already. It’s been years.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#37605671)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:38 PM
Author:  alcoholic pozpig

I hate this thread so fucking much

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#37605749)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 11:17 PM
Author: comical narrow-minded crackhouse liquid oxygen

I'm 34 and redoubling my efforts to find a wifey this year. This thread scares me. Noticing I'm matching with a lot more 32 year olds and far less women under 30.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#37605917)



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Date: January 17th, 2019 12:11 AM
Author: well-lubricated mad cow disease

Obeezy’s future ITT. Sad!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#37606174)



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Date: April 9th, 2019 8:15 AM
Author: well-lubricated mad cow disease

Obeezy’s recent past*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#38061344)



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Date: January 17th, 2019 12:42 AM
Author: shaky tattoo cumskin

Never noticed the TC subthread itt. Absolutely devastating

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#37606311)



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Date: January 17th, 2019 12:12 PM
Author: well-lubricated mad cow disease

Never got the fedora post ITT. Otherwise, 180 content creation.

For anyone who ended up or will end up in this position— lol @ you!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#37608100)



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Date: April 8th, 2019 3:45 PM
Author: provocative irate boltzmann nursing home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#38058384)



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Date: April 9th, 2019 4:01 AM
Author: flesh



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#38061194)



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Date: April 9th, 2019 5:59 AM
Author: topaz violent macaca site

thread is like me, except it's 27 y/o me marrying a 34 y/o wife

just kidding, i'll be 26!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#38061250)



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Date: April 9th, 2019 8:16 AM
Author: well-lubricated mad cow disease



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#38061345)



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Date: April 12th, 2019 12:54 AM
Author: well-lubricated mad cow disease

Can't stop lol'ing at "men" (like Obeezy) who find themselves in this position

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#38076981)



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Date: June 3rd, 2019 9:49 AM
Author: Obsidian multi-billionaire

getting closer to this bros...what once seemed like an edgy joke has become something far more sinister

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#38331712)



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Date: June 3rd, 2019 9:56 AM
Author: Filthy prole

37 and 34 --> 41 and 38

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#38331750)



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Date: June 3rd, 2019 9:57 AM
Author: Obsidian multi-billionaire

that NYT wedding announcement was something out of horror film

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#38331757)



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Date: August 8th, 2019 8:58 AM
Author: Sinister crawly parlor circlehead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#38655549)



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Date: June 3rd, 2019 10:23 AM
Author: Heady Lay Friendly Grandma

I have printed this thread and added it to the "book" to be delivered to my son when he turns 17 should I die before that time.

Good luck all.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#38331857)



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Date: June 3rd, 2019 10:31 AM
Author: well-lubricated mad cow disease

ITT: Biryani tp’s life story

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#38331878)



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Date: August 8th, 2019 7:10 AM
Author: dark indian lodge azn



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#38655417)



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Date: August 8th, 2019 9:18 AM
Author: well-lubricated mad cow disease

Absolutely devastating for board libs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#38655608)



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Date: August 12th, 2019 12:03 AM
Author: well-lubricated mad cow disease



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#38673273)



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Date: August 12th, 2019 12:11 AM
Author: Onyx Patrolman

Most of you have now missed this window and are no longer desirable for even the 34 yo match fiancee lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#38673311)



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Date: August 12th, 2019 1:43 AM
Author: Slippery cuck

Does that include you?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#38673503)



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Date: August 12th, 2019 1:48 AM
Author: Onyx Patrolman

not quite yet but prob soon brother!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#38673513)



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Date: March 16th, 2020 12:42 PM
Author: Onyx Patrolman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#39779443)



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Date: February 2nd, 2020 11:02 PM
Author: Sadistic



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#39531148)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 12:32 PM
Author: marvelous nowag



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#39763251)



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Date: March 16th, 2020 12:40 PM
Author: shaky tattoo cumskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#39779439)



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Date: September 30th, 2020 7:14 AM
Author: shaky tattoo cumskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#41016701)



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Date: August 27th, 2021 11:15 PM
Author: Yapping legend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#43021741)



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Date: September 13th, 2021 11:16 AM
Author: marvelous nowag



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#43107782)



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Date: September 26th, 2021 8:56 PM
Author: Sinister crawly parlor circlehead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#43182523)



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Date: October 11th, 2021 8:44 PM
Author: twinkling codepig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#43257821)



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Date: October 11th, 2021 8:47 PM
Author: Beady-eyed Masturbator



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#43257834)



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Date: March 12th, 2022 2:32 PM
Author: shaky tattoo cumskin

bump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#44136160)



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Date: January 5th, 2023 5:21 PM
Author: marvelous nowag



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#45747202)



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Date: March 20th, 2023 11:32 AM
Author: Concupiscible market



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#46075051)



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Date: October 13th, 2023 12:24 PM
Author: Violent sexy

all time thread.

xo used to get 500 posts threads that were mostly orig content, with multiple 100 plus subthreads. 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#46930507)



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Date: October 13th, 2023 2:03 PM
Author: slap-happy

mental illness of xo 6+ years ago was off the charts. every other thread was just suicidal late-20s guys posting blackpill shit trying to get you to join them. they all have kids now so the cycle can continue haha

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#46931020)



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Date: January 3rd, 2024 7:39 PM
Author: Obsidian multi-billionaire



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#47246331)



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Date: August 9th, 2024 1:49 PM
Author: provocative irate boltzmann nursing home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#47947258)



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Date: July 28th, 2025 9:43 AM
Author: Concupiscible market



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#49136888)



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Date: December 29th, 2025 5:51 PM
Author: flirting shimmering ladyboy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#49547993)



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Date: December 29th, 2025 5:52 PM
Author: nubile unhinged candlestick maker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2Reputation#49547997)



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Date: December 29th, 2025 6:25 PM
Author: cyan jap

Why can’t you freaks get and stay married.

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