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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:42 PM
Author: Frum grizzly roommate

he comes over and gives me a look like "uhhh...wtf??" and doesnt acknowledge further so before he leaves im like "HEY"

and he turns around like im rude as fuck and just looks at me like "well?"

so i just said "you didnt ask what i wanted to eat or drink. ill have a manhattan and a crab sandwich"

*nods head and writes shit down leaves without speaking*

he's getting a fucking 1 cent tip. took my friend's order and straight up forgot to ask me shit lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Reputation#31074810)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:44 PM
Author: ruby mad cow disease shrine

special sauce on the sandwich

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Reputation#31074819)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 6:10 PM
Author: Gay exhilarant parlor mexican

Date: July 31st, 2016 3:42 PM

Author: ....,..,.,...,,,,,..,.,,.,,.............,,,.,.,

he comes over and gives me a look like "uhhh...wtf??" and doesnt acknowledge further so before he leaves im like "HEY"

and he turns around like im rude as fuck and just looks at me like "well?"

so i just said "you didnt ask what i wanted to eat or drink. ill have a manhattan and a crab sandwich"

*nods head and writes shit down leaves without speaking*

he's getting a fucking 1 cent tip. took my friend's order and straight up forgot to ask me shit lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Reputation#31083474)



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Date: February 3rd, 2017 10:37 PM
Author: exciting embarrassed to the bone school gunner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Reputation#32540714)



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Date: April 14th, 2020 7:52 PM
Author: Metal Point Antidepressant Drug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Reputation#40015394)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 8:11 PM
Author: coral vivacious native

damn daddy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Reputation#31084401)



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Date: August 2nd, 2016 10:58 PM
Author: coral vivacious native

lol now that i know who this is this thread is hilarious

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Reputation#31094138)



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Date: August 2nd, 2016 11:01 PM
Author: Arousing pervert



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Reputation#31094146)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:44 PM
Author: irradiated carnelian theater stage psychic

Sounds like you are fucked bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Reputation#31074823)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:45 PM
Author: Frum grizzly roommate

me? he's the one getting the sps tip.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Reputation#31074826)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:46 PM
Author: irradiated carnelian theater stage psychic

He'll probably take like 40 min to get you your order, make you follow up with him 2x

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Reputation#31074829)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:47 PM
Author: Frum grizzly roommate

i considered that but i dont think so.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Reputation#31074833)



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Date: September 12th, 2016 10:43 AM
Author: Laughsome partner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Reputation#31389087)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:45 PM
Author: stirring olive theater dog poop

why the fuck would you be rude to a bartender then order a sandwich.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Reputation#31074824)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:46 PM
Author: Brilliant Overrated Trailer Park Blood Rage

That poztartar

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Reputation#31074828)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:46 PM
Author: Frum grizzly roommate

he's not going to spit in it get real. his only job is send the order back to the kitchen.

and i was rude bc he was just already a faggot anyway. no harm done

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Reputation#31074832)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:47 PM
Author: stirring olive theater dog poop

oh right. his job description does not include messing with your food. thus he surely wont do it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Reputation#31074834)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:49 PM
Author: Frum grizzly roommate

are you retarded?

im saying i can see him the whole time, he wont even be back in the kitchen

lol did u srsly think i was arguing that bc his job description doesnt include messing with my food that he wont?

jfc xo autists. got damn inwonder what it would be loke talking to u guys irl.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Reputation#31074846)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:51 PM
Author: stirring olive theater dog poop

gotcha. this is the first bartender who never moves from behind the bar and has no means of communication with staff who do other than the order.

messing with food happens to rude people dude. this is meant to help you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Reputation#31074856)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:01 PM
Author: Gay exhilarant parlor mexican

lol this dude is either an asian autist or huge flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Reputation#31074932)



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Date: August 2nd, 2016 11:02 PM
Author: Arousing pervert



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Reputation#31094160)



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Date: August 2nd, 2016 11:55 PM
Author: Emerald Preventive Strike

LMAOOOOOOOOOO

Let me tell you about my food service experience:

1. Customer is rude to me

2. Give the order ticket to the kitchen and tell the cook to spit in it or put a booger in it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Reputation#31094657)



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Date: August 4th, 2016 3:32 PM
Author: Razzle cruise ship

My hs friends did this all the time like it was nbd.

Seriously though, I just had to wink at cook and he knew what to do.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Reputation#31106859)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:47 PM
Author: marvelous rigor

So, just to be clear, the bartender came over to take your order. You stared at him awkwardly like an aspie and he walked away. This annoyed you because you wanted the bartender to actually say the words "can I get something for you?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Reputation#31074835)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:48 PM
Author: ruby mad cow disease shrine

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Reputation#31074843)



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Date: August 4th, 2016 3:33 PM
Author: Razzle cruise ship



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:49 PM
Author: aromatic shivering pisswyrm

the people on this site are deranged

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Reputation#31074845)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:49 PM
Author: ruby mad cow disease shrine

how so?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Reputation#31074847)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:51 PM
Author: Frum grizzly roommate

youre a fucking idiot bro.

"complaining about poor service is so aspie and deranged jesus"

*ignores the fact that millions of normal ppl do this every day*

its not "deranged" when the bartender straight up was being a fuckin idiot jackass to begin with.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Reputation#31074857)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 5:04 PM
Author: insecure hyperventilating philosopher-king



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Reputation#31082958)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:51 PM
Author: Buck-toothed ungodly telephone

((("nebbish" 5'7 little breh who doesn't COMMAND RESPECT)))

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Reputation#31074862)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:53 PM
Author: topaz bawdyhouse

ordering a crab sandwich at a bar was mistake #1

then being an aspie was mistake #2

enjoy your "crabs"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Reputation#31074871)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 8:40 PM
Author: costumed jade garrison factory reset button



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Reputation#49077439)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:53 PM
Author: cordovan galvanic headpube business firm

lmao cannot imagine a normal dude reacting this way. OP and the massive chip on his shoulder about being "overlooked" have my gookdar going wild

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Reputation#31074874)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:54 PM
Author: stirring olive theater dog poop

yea i was thinking this too.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Reputation#31074886)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:56 PM
Author: Gay exhilarant parlor mexican

is the op JJC? would explain a lot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Reputation#31074906)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:59 PM
Author: Magical scarlet athletic conference rehab

cr op is insecure and seeing shit that isn't there, starting some shit with a bartender who has to do what he says to prove his manhood. guarantee the bartender is laughing with the other servers about what a gookbot faggot he is.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Reputation#31074921)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:01 PM
Author: Frum grizzly roommate

lmao...every normal bro has complained about service before at some point. and actually drunk chads are some of the worst assholes about this shit

joe pesci complained about service in goodfellas...i would lmao at some little 5'8 faggot lawyer bitch like "the gorgon" (whatever the fuck that means) going "lol? gook" to an italian mobster before grtting mercilessly bullied and humiliated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Reputation#31074933)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:03 PM
Author: Gay exhilarant parlor mexican

either you're not describing the situation very well or there is something wrong with you. No one is defending poor service.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Reputation#31074938)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:06 PM
Author: cordovan galvanic headpube business firm

cr. also I'm literally a 6' alpha non-lawyer lmao @ the OP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Reputation#31074956)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:12 PM
Author: Frum grizzly roommate

youre not alpha or 6'0.

and lol @ "im thix foot, actually"

thats not tall to anyone but a nebbish lawyer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Reputation#31074989)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:31 PM
Author: cordovan galvanic headpube business firm

your head must be spinning from the bukakke session you've been getting itt lil breh. explain where I state or imply that 6' is "tall"? I have consistently insisted it isn't eg

http://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3294692&mc=16&forum_id=2



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Reputation#31075078)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:04 PM
Author: topaz bawdyhouse

you wouldn't know what a "normal bro" was if he shit in your crab sandwich, Xiaofeng

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Reputation#31074944)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:14 PM
Author: Gay exhilarant parlor mexican

lol'd hard at xiaofeng

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Reputation#31074998)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:44 PM
Author: cordovan galvanic headpube business firm

can't stop loling at this gigafreak's deranged thought process. "I stood up for myself by 'staring unblinkingly' at a confused bartender, just like drunk white chads or Italian mobsters!" ljl someone should keep an eye on this Cho

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Reputation#31075150)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:45 PM
Author: Gay exhilarant parlor mexican

LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Reputation#31075156)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:45 PM
Author: Magical scarlet athletic conference rehab

180 the gorgon

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Reputation#31075158)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 9:11 PM
Author: Gay exhilarant parlor mexican

It reminds me of the time uvt "stood up for himself" by flipping off some redneck on the freeway and almost got himself killed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Reputation#31076978)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 8:12 PM
Author: Wild avocado base

lmao. Please link if you can

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Reputation#31084406)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 8:31 PM
Author: cordovan galvanic headpube business firm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Reputation#31084584)



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Date: August 2nd, 2016 11:01 PM
Author: Gay exhilarant parlor mexican

google search returns this:

Date: April 18th, 2014 10:41 PM

Author: grown married man with fully developed breasts

Someone needs to dig up the thread where uvt talks about having road rage and yelling at a white guy who cut him off in traffic "to defend the image of my people" or some shit. It was still when he was in his NOWAG-power stage. Its been years since I saw it and it was quite lulzy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1924947&forum_id=2#25407199)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Reputation#31094151)



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Date: May 3rd, 2019 3:22 PM
Author: Sepia adventurous lay water buffalo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Reputation#38181949)



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Date: June 3rd, 2020 5:33 AM
Author: Sepia adventurous lay water buffalo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Reputation#40335689)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 4:46 AM
Author: concupiscible clown school cafeteria



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Reputation#31079532)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 5:05 PM
Author: wonderful principal's office

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Reputation#31082965)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 8:32 PM
Author: irradiated carnelian theater stage psychic



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Reputation#31084596)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 9:19 PM
Author: insane mind-boggling spot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Reputation#31085024)



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Date: August 2nd, 2016 11:03 PM
Author: hateful fantasy-prone degenerate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Reputation#31094167)



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Date: August 3rd, 2016 12:05 AM
Author: Gaped half-breed twinkling uncleanness

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Reputation#31094715)



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Date: August 4th, 2016 3:36 PM
Author: Razzle cruise ship

The Gorgon delivers.... Again and again

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Reputation#31106883)



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Date: August 4th, 2016 7:40 PM
Author: cordovan galvanic headpube business firm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Reputation#31108758)



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Date: December 15th, 2016 7:07 PM
Author: comical toilet seat crackhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Reputation#32150719)



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Date: February 3rd, 2017 10:36 PM
Author: Curious Hunting Ground



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Reputation#32540707)



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Date: February 13th, 2017 12:33 PM
Author: 180 awkward brunch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Reputation#32611553)



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Date: September 18th, 2017 12:38 PM
Author: Green fighting property deer antler



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Reputation#34235767)



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Date: September 18th, 2017 2:11 PM
Author: Racy state



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Reputation#34236520)



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Date: December 10th, 2017 10:24 PM
Author: Zombie-like navy foreskin address



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Reputation#34886991)



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Date: August 21st, 2019 12:16 PM
Author: yapping cobalt bbw



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Reputation#38720065)



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Date: May 21st, 2020 8:59 PM
Author: Green fighting property deer antler



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Reputation#40252823)



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Date: February 18th, 2021 1:46 AM
Author: Indigo hairraiser personal credit line party of the first part



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Reputation#41965919)



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Date: December 31st, 2021 11:31 AM
Author: Indigo hairraiser personal credit line party of the first part



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Reputation#43704767)



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Date: April 21st, 2022 10:34 AM
Author: lime vibrant incel

first time i've come across this, tears streaming down my face laughing. gosh i like it here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Reputation#44378175)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 8:41 PM
Author: costumed jade garrison factory reset button



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Reputation#49077442)



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Date: December 15th, 2016 8:15 PM
Author: heady well-lubricated space candlestick maker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Reputation#32151230)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:50 PM
Author: Wild avocado base



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Reputation#31075179)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 8:13 PM
Author: primrose hall mental disorder



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Reputation#31084410)



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Date: August 3rd, 2016 12:03 AM
Author: Gaped half-breed twinkling uncleanness

Op is George20 just trying to swallow cum in the most indirect way possible

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Reputation#31094707)



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Date: June 2nd, 2017 11:42 AM
Author: turquoise appetizing lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Reputation#33454805)



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Date: February 18th, 2021 1:46 AM
Author: Indigo hairraiser personal credit line party of the first part

rofl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Reputation#41965917)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:53 PM
Author: tantric dull forum background story



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Reputation#31074875)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:55 PM
Author: Gay exhilarant parlor mexican

when he came over and looked directly at you, why didn't you tell him what you wanted?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Reputation#31074897)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:57 PM
Author: beady-eyed wagecucks organic girlfriend

Sounds like the bartender expected you to offer your order after your friend gave his.

Classic situation of two aspies accusing the other of being aspie.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Reputation#31074914)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:59 PM
Author: Gay exhilarant parlor mexican

I used to work in a bar where the bartenders/barbacks/cooks would literallt sneeze all over the sandwiches of assholes. They's also put sandwich buns down their pants and then dance around the kitchen while everyone laughed and cheered

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Reputation#31074922)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:01 PM
Author: Magical scarlet athletic conference rehab

Apart from seasoning the lobster bisque, he farted on the meringue, sneezed on braised endive, and as for the cream of mushroom soup, well.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Reputation#31074931)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:02 PM
Author: Gay exhilarant parlor mexican

this wasn't shit out of a movie bro. I'm telling you what I've seen with my own two eyes. Not excusing or condoning it either.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Reputation#31074934)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:08 PM
Author: Charcoal diverse national

this is, front to back, the most beta post i've read in my life

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Reputation#31074960)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 8:24 PM
Author: cordovan galvanic headpube business firm

damn runny

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Reputation#31076610)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 8:26 PM
Author: Wild avocado base



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Reputation#31076639)



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Date: August 3rd, 2016 12:01 AM
Author: Gaped half-breed twinkling uncleanness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Reputation#31094692)



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Date: June 2nd, 2017 11:40 AM
Author: Self-centered Flatulent Station Filthpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Reputation#33454788)



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Date: June 3rd, 2020 5:43 AM
Author: bright supple senate pozpig

but it's comic gold, so 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Reputation#40335695)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:33 PM
Author: chocolate out-of-control location dysfunction

Enjoy your cum crab sandwhich.

People who enjoy abusing the little temporary power they have over others are awful.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Reputation#31075089)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 8:26 PM
Author: Sadistic amber codepig liquid oxygen

like, by, say, ejaculating in their food?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Reputation#31076635)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 8:27 PM
Author: stirring olive theater dog poop

ya and tipping poorly b/c of perceived slights.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Reputation#31076648)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:50 PM
Author: useless hairless rigpig

Alcoholic?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Reputation#31075180)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 9:09 PM
Author: abusive sandwich

JJC, you really need help, I say this as a friend.

Also, lol at ordering a crab sandwich, maybe the easiest thing to cum on and not have anyone notice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Reputation#31076946)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 12:30 PM
Author: cordovan galvanic headpube business firm

lol yeah this guy literally ate semen yesterday. not flame.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Reputation#31080877)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 5:03 PM
Author: Magical scarlet athletic conference rehab



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Reputation#31082948)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 6:09 PM
Author: exciting embarrassed to the bone school gunner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Reputation#31083459)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 6:17 PM
Author: Magical scarlet athletic conference rehab

thread is vintage zozo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Reputation#31083539)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 6:18 PM
Author: Obsidian meetinghouse love of her life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Reputation#31083543)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 8:55 PM
Author: Silver Market

This is a 180 thread if the OP isn't flame.

What an autist, lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Reputation#31084776)



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Date: April 22nd, 2018 12:41 PM
Author: haunting den

yeah what an autist, lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Reputation#35893917)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 9:18 PM
Author: Fishy greedy temple

So if you don't want to eat jizz, what do you do if your waiter is actually an idiot and you need to call attention to something he fucked up or so you can order? Just suffer through it then leave a shitty tip?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Reputation#31085017)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 9:19 PM
Author: stirring olive theater dog poop

it;s possible (for non autists) to point out mistakes without being rude.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Reputation#31085021)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 9:23 PM
Author: Fishy greedy temple

Can a high 19 year old hipster waitress tell the difference?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Reputation#31085062)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 11:53 PM
Author: Magical scarlet athletic conference rehab

"Hey, excuse me-"

"Oh, I'm sorry."

"Yeah, no problem, can I get..."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Reputation#31086582)



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Date: August 3rd, 2016 12:00 AM
Author: Silver Market

Yes. And the OP isn't about a waiter who made a mistake. It's about an autist who is very likely Asian who doesn't know the first thing about social interaction.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Reputation#31094686)



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Date: August 2nd, 2016 11:57 PM
Author: chartreuse misunderstood kitchen haunted graveyard

(Asian)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Reputation#31094670)



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Date: August 3rd, 2016 12:05 AM
Author: Arousing pervert



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Reputation#31094716)



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Date: August 2nd, 2016 11:58 PM
Author: Soul-stirring resort

BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Reputation#31094678)



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Date: August 3rd, 2016 12:11 AM
Author: Gaped half-breed twinkling uncleanness

I got sore from how hard this thread made me laugh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Reputation#31094767)



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Date: August 3rd, 2016 12:21 AM
Author: Fear-inspiring hell

I hope this is flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Reputation#31094831)



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Date: August 4th, 2016 3:24 PM
Author: narrow-minded main people



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Reputation#31106813)



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Date: August 4th, 2016 3:26 PM
Author: Magical scarlet athletic conference rehab

cr bump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Reputation#31106824)



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Date: August 4th, 2016 3:35 PM
Author: thirsty chapel associate

BEEP BEEP BEEP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Reputation#31106875)



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Date: August 20th, 2016 10:19 PM
Author: domesticated thriller double fault



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Reputation#31232267)



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Date: September 3rd, 2016 7:54 PM
Author: Magical scarlet athletic conference rehab



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Reputation#31330301)



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Date: November 13th, 2016 1:24 AM
Author: lavender talented place of business



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Reputation#31894739)



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Date: November 13th, 2016 1:30 AM
Author: coral vivacious native

ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Reputation#31894760)



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Date: December 12th, 2016 8:10 PM
Author: Motley Heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Reputation#32123956)



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Date: December 15th, 2016 6:50 PM
Author: wonderful principal's office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Reputation#32150541)



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Date: December 15th, 2016 8:50 PM
Author: Beta Center



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Reputation#32151487)



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Date: December 15th, 2016 8:56 PM
Author: Magical scarlet athletic conference rehab



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Reputation#32151532)



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Date: January 9th, 2017 5:14 PM
Author: Motley Heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Reputation#32336153)



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Date: February 3rd, 2017 10:33 PM
Author: Magical scarlet athletic conference rehab



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Reputation#32540690)



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Date: February 3rd, 2017 10:37 PM
Author: wonderful principal's office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Reputation#32540711)



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Date: February 13th, 2017 12:32 PM
Author: Magical scarlet athletic conference rehab



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Reputation#32611546)



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Date: February 13th, 2017 12:34 PM
Author: contagious internet-worthy hospital

EXCUSE ME

yeah?

I RIKE A SUCK YOUR DILLLK

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Reputation#32611562)



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Date: February 28th, 2017 1:58 PM
Author: wonderful principal's office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Reputation#32719752)



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Date: March 11th, 2017 5:09 PM
Author: abusive sandwich



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Reputation#32806197)



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Date: March 11th, 2017 5:09 PM
Author: frisky selfie wrinkle

this thread makes more sense once i realized the op was harrison

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Reputation#32806202)



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Date: December 30th, 2019 6:57 AM
Author: Sepia adventurous lay water buffalo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Reputation#39348255)



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Date: April 1st, 2017 6:26 PM
Author: Purple low-t nursing home quadroon

Date: October 12th, 2014 9:10 PM

Author: boot to the head (harrison)

he gets butthurt easily too.

he went for years under the radar

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2231619&forum_id=2#26505329)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Reputation#32971160)



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Date: April 2nd, 2017 2:44 PM
Author: Purple low-t nursing home quadroon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Reputation#32975884)



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Date: April 27th, 2017 10:10 PM
Author: pearly doobsian ticket booth mother



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Reputation#33180883)



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Date: May 31st, 2017 4:47 PM
Author: exciting embarrassed to the bone school gunner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Reputation#33439438)



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Date: June 2nd, 2017 12:27 AM
Author: wonderful principal's office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Reputation#33452265)



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Date: June 2nd, 2017 11:23 AM
Author: Histrionic sanctuary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Reputation#33454604)



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Date: July 21st, 2017 5:14 AM
Author: concupiscible clown school cafeteria



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Reputation#33822268)



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Date: July 21st, 2017 5:27 AM
Author: electric tan orchestra pit

what a thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Reputation#33822278)



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Date: September 18th, 2017 12:37 PM
Author: aphrodisiac buff casino stock car



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Reputation#34235757)



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Date: December 10th, 2017 6:36 AM
Author: Rusted Weed Whacker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Reputation#34880854)



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Date: December 10th, 2017 10:24 PM
Author: electric tan orchestra pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Reputation#34886987)



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Date: December 25th, 2017 11:04 PM
Author: electric tan orchestra pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Reputation#35007389)



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Date: April 22nd, 2018 12:37 PM
Author: Odious amethyst cuckoldry dragon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Reputation#35893896)



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Date: April 22nd, 2018 11:51 PM
Author: aphrodisiac buff casino stock car



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Reputation#35897859)



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Date: June 10th, 2018 7:48 AM
Author: floppy set

lol faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Reputation#36216613)



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Date: June 10th, 2018 7:49 AM
Author: Frum grizzly roommate

this was flame dumbass. i was at home when this "happened".

jmaw is real.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Reputation#36216615)



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Date: June 10th, 2018 7:42 PM
Author: slippery dashing keepsake machete new version



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Reputation#36219837)



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Date: June 10th, 2018 7:44 PM
Author: Rough-skinned crimson mood

tbf he probably couldn't tell if you were blinking, open-eyed, or had your eyes closed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Reputation#36219846)



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Date: December 28th, 2018 6:30 PM
Author: plum voyeur whorehouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Reputation#37488414)



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Date: May 6th, 2019 4:13 PM
Author: Sepia adventurous lay water buffalo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Reputation#38195472)



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Date: May 7th, 2019 1:04 AM
Author: Sepia adventurous lay water buffalo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Reputation#38198031)



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Date: May 7th, 2019 1:04 AM
Author: concupiscible clown school cafeteria

Great thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Reputation#38198032)



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Date: May 18th, 2019 2:32 PM
Author: abusive sandwich



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Reputation#38253374)



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Date: August 21st, 2019 12:14 PM
Author: Dark Abnormal Regret



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Reputation#38720058)



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Date: February 25th, 2020 12:36 AM
Author: snowy bateful public bath famous landscape painting



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Reputation#39647879)



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Date: April 14th, 2020 7:51 PM
Author: honey-headed charismatic genital piercing

kids growing up and coming of age during lockdown won't know how 180 this is

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Reputation#40015386)



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Date: June 3rd, 2020 5:29 AM
Author: Sepia adventurous lay water buffalo

reminder: some notable poasters used to pretend to like op's shit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Reputation#40335685)



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Date: October 12th, 2021 12:29 AM
Author: citrine swashbuckling gas station ceo

keep talking shit about harrison faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Reputation#43258812)



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Date: February 18th, 2021 1:37 AM
Author: Bearded Outnumbered Office Masturbator



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Reputation#41965899)



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Date: April 29th, 2021 6:28 PM
Author: wonderful principal's office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Reputation#42372881)



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Date: October 11th, 2021 11:22 PM
Author: wonderful principal's office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Reputation#43258601)



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Date: December 31st, 2021 8:49 AM
Author: Bearded Outnumbered Office Masturbator



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Reputation#43704165)



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Date: December 31st, 2021 11:30 AM
Author: copper faggotry

This is a GOAT thread, somehow it’s still underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Reputation#43704758)



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Date: July 19th, 2023 3:36 PM
Author: Wine titillating plaza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Reputation#46566340)



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Date: December 31st, 2021 11:31 AM
Author: slate parlour gaming laptop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Reputation#43704764)



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Date: December 31st, 2021 11:32 AM
Author: vigorous stead fat ankles



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Reputation#43704779)



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Date: December 31st, 2021 11:34 AM
Author: Beta Center



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Reputation#43704795)



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Date: December 31st, 2021 11:34 AM
Author: Histrionic sanctuary

I still never figured out whether the "crab sandwich" was a weird way of saying a crab cake sandwich or a crab roll, like a lobster roll, or actually some weird Asian thing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Reputation#43704799)



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Date: April 28th, 2022 7:19 AM
Author: sick sex offender

It’s a cheeseburger with 2 crabs in place of the bun

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Reputation#44417971)



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Date: April 21st, 2022 10:31 AM
Author: Bearded Outnumbered Office Masturbator



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Reputation#44378153)



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Date: April 21st, 2022 10:32 AM
Author: Elite Confused Tanning Salon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Reputation#44378163)



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Date: April 21st, 2022 10:35 AM
Author: wonderful principal's office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Reputation#44378176)



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Date: April 21st, 2022 10:43 AM
Author: Elite Confused Tanning Salon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Reputation#44378200)



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Date: April 21st, 2022 10:54 AM
Author: thirsty chapel associate

BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP

(detector continuously beeping for years)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Reputation#44378229)



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Date: April 28th, 2022 7:45 AM
Author: Stubborn Spectacular Immigrant Hominid

It is the year 1,000,000. Humans are long dead, the ice caps totally melted and the world completely covered in water. Nearly all evidence of human civilization has been completely erased. Nearly all...

Far, far under the surface, at the bottom of an enormous chasm miles deep, a faint signal sounds. "beeeeep"... "beeeeep"... "beeeeep"... Fortuitously stored inside an impenetrable casing of titanium diboride with an epoxy emery coating, an autism detector from the before times has resisted the ocean's erosive forces. It should have shut down eons ago, but somehow, in defiance of traditional understandings of physics, it continues to be powered, however faintly, by an autism so profound it literally altered spacetime itself, causing ambient electrons to be drawn into its battery cells for eternity.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Reputation#44418014)



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Date: December 23rd, 2022 5:44 AM
Author: Glittery mildly autistic locale

LOOOOOOOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Reputation#45680684)



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Date: June 23rd, 2022 7:45 PM
Author: Green fighting property deer antler



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Reputation#44730960)



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Date: December 23rd, 2022 5:39 AM
Author: Nubile indian lodge coldplay fan



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Reputation#45680666)



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Date: December 23rd, 2022 5:42 AM
Author: Glittery mildly autistic locale

hey dork, let's go

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Reputation#45680676)



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Date: December 23rd, 2022 5:48 AM
Author: Nubile indian lodge coldplay fan

Ok

*BANG*

*BIFF*

*KAPOW!*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Reputation#45680689)



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Date: December 23rd, 2022 5:58 AM
Author: Glittery mildly autistic locale

hehe tho credited rethponthe hehe: https://tinychat.com/room/james102387



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Reputation#45680694)



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Date: December 23rd, 2022 5:43 AM
Author: Glittery mildly autistic locale

honestly, i'd say i won this thread LMFAO

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Reputation#45680680)



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Date: July 19th, 2023 3:34 PM
Author: plum voyeur whorehouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Reputation#46566325)



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Date: September 14th, 2023 11:31 PM
Author: chestnut library



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Reputation#46799416)



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Date: September 14th, 2023 11:31 PM
Author: wonderful principal's office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Reputation#46799418)



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Date: October 19th, 2023 7:34 PM
Author: Cracking corner cuckold



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Reputation#46958530)



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Date: October 19th, 2023 7:40 PM
Author: pea-brained range goal in life

embarrassing thread for OP jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Reputation#46958556)



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Date: October 19th, 2023 8:01 PM
Author: Racy state

"I always liked to read and to write."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Reputation#46958648)



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Date: October 12th, 2024 6:11 PM
Author: pink trip circlehead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Reputation#48191108)



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Date: November 17th, 2024 11:48 AM
Author: snowy bateful public bath famous landscape painting



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Reputation#48348597)



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Date: November 17th, 2024 12:04 PM
Author: translucent passionate fanboi theatre

This marked the end of harrison’s prolific poasting career in tandem with Julia poasting a chain of his “plz respond” emails. A heavyweight in the Halford/Watchmen era—he was very similar to ricki in poasting style and had a solid clique here that frequently showered him with blank-bumps & 180s. A reminder to us all—make liberal use of the cancel and save as draft features in xo/gmail.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Reputation#48348643)



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Date: November 17th, 2024 12:06 PM
Author: Puce Nudist Really Tough Guy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Reputation#48348651)



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Date: November 17th, 2024 12:08 PM
Author: cerebral smoky area

Bars and ordering drinks at bars are retarded, just pregame, go there and stand around, don’t try and order drinks unless you’re a regular

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Reputation#48348661)



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Date: February 9th, 2025 12:51 AM
Author: aphrodisiac buff casino stock car



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Reputation#48638031)



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Date: February 9th, 2025 1:12 AM
Author: Aquamarine Excitant Tank

(Doodikof)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Reputation#48638049)



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Date: February 9th, 2025 1:14 AM
Author: poppy church building sweet tailpipe

lol fucking gook

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Reputation#48638051)



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Date: February 9th, 2025 1:15 AM
Author: Metal Point Antidepressant Drug

this was jjc right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Reputation#48638053)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 8:53 PM
Author: snowy bateful public bath famous landscape painting

harrison tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Reputation#49077482)



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Date: October 21st, 2025 10:59 AM
Author: fulano



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2Reputation#49363699)