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Fucked up weird Dwight Howard story itt

I won’t mention the city but one July 4th right around his O...
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Lol wow holy shit
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Ho lee fuk Once again, xo ahead of the game
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Anthony Bourdain all over again
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we ever get a resolution on that? mere coincidence?
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RIP Charlie TP
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+ mance rayder calling every trump scotus nom
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What’s going on ITT?
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  11/25/18
XO is incredible!
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Xo doesn't realize what happened in this thread.
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  11/25/18
Explain plz
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Honey-headed property mother
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Look at the dates. XO outed Dwight as a tranny fan in March...
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I really like it here
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  11/25/18
q did this
Talented Stock Car Hall
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evidence that this was not edited plz.
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  11/25/18
It wasn't. I vaguely remember reading this at the time and ...
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100% not flame
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  11/25/18
I believe
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If he edited it then his email tag would update Don&rsquo...
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look at all the fucked up artifacts from the servver change
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180
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Glad you didn’t killself friend.
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Lmao 180. Why was he getting concessions after seeing th...
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Can you post this on the nba subreddit
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COT DAMN. XO in the know.
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Date: March 23rd, 2018 7:21 PM
Author: Painfully honest rebellious sandwich

I won’t mention the city but one July 4th right around his Olympic run i went to a really shitty movie like zohan or love guru and we ended up walking out 20 min in it was so utter shite

We walked by the concession stand and here was his HUGE black guy who had the exact frame as Dwight Howard mostly from shoulders in line getting snacks

Again this is July 4th

Place is pretty barren for a matinee feature

Anyway the black dude is wearing a fucking long white haired witches Wig and regular clothes

What’s even more fucked up is there’s this huge black guy with like 2 high school kids one girl and one guy both white

We pass them I look at me buddy and we’re like “is that fucking Dwight Howard?!”

So I walk up to him towards the concession stand and I’m like there’s no way this is Dwight Howard in a matinee with two young white dork kids wearing a fucking white witches wig

As I approach the white kids have been talking to him the whole time and one sees me out of corner of his eye, Black Guy still looking forward

I get about 3 feet behind him and almost on cue he turns around smiling and scream, “BOO!” with a fucking salt and pepper witches wig coming down to his shoulders. We all start laughing our asses off and we’re like we’re huge fans looking forward to Olympics what the fuck are you doing way out here in city that has no NBA team - he was super chill and we told him the movie we walked out of they we’re gonna see was a pile of heaping shit and left



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927235&forum_id=2Reputation#35673759)



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Date: November 27th, 2023 6:40 PM
Author: dull trip corn cake hospital



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Date: November 25th, 2018 2:08 AM
Author: Painfully honest rebellious sandwich

Lol wow holy shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927235&forum_id=2Reputation#37296252)



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Date: November 25th, 2018 2:13 AM
Author: Flesh lascivious gay wizard

shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927235&forum_id=2Reputation#37296278)



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Date: November 25th, 2018 2:14 AM
Author: big-titted church building giraffe



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Date: November 25th, 2018 2:22 AM
Author: carmine odious heaven private investor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927235&forum_id=2Reputation#37296314)



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Date: November 25th, 2018 6:53 AM
Author: canary swashbuckling legend

Ho lee fuk

Once again, xo ahead of the game

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927235&forum_id=2Reputation#37296525)



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Date: November 25th, 2018 9:15 AM
Author: Painfully honest rebellious sandwich



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927235&forum_id=2Reputation#37296747)



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Date: November 25th, 2018 9:18 AM
Author: Domesticated doctorate

Anthony Bourdain all over again

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927235&forum_id=2Reputation#37296755)



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Date: November 25th, 2018 9:20 AM
Author: Flesh lascivious gay wizard

we ever get a resolution on that? mere coincidence?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927235&forum_id=2Reputation#37296760)



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Date: November 25th, 2018 9:23 AM
Author: coral plaza

RIP Charlie TP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927235&forum_id=2Reputation#37296764)



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Date: November 25th, 2018 2:22 PM
Author: Painfully honest rebellious sandwich



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927235&forum_id=2Reputation#37297994)



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Date: November 25th, 2018 7:41 PM
Author: vigorous lemon sweet tailpipe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927235&forum_id=2Reputation#37299337)



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Date: November 25th, 2018 8:16 PM
Author: glittery hell cuck

+ mance rayder calling every trump scotus nom

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927235&forum_id=2Reputation#37299555)



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Date: November 25th, 2018 9:35 AM
Author: light hideous windowlicker theater stage

What’s going on ITT?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927235&forum_id=2Reputation#37296787)



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Date: November 25th, 2018 9:37 AM
Author: Aromatic citrine kitty cat

XO is incredible!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927235&forum_id=2Reputation#37296794)



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Date: November 25th, 2018 9:56 AM
Author: Painfully honest rebellious sandwich



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927235&forum_id=2Reputation#37296861)



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Date: October 24th, 2023 11:00 PM
Author: Alcoholic Point



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927235&forum_id=2Reputation#46979068)



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Date: November 25th, 2018 7:31 PM
Author: Aromatic citrine kitty cat

Xo doesn't realize what happened in this thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927235&forum_id=2Reputation#37299278)



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Date: November 25th, 2018 7:48 PM
Author: fuchsia judgmental station azn

Explain plz

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927235&forum_id=2Reputation#37299381)



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Date: November 25th, 2018 7:57 PM
Author: Honey-headed property mother



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927235&forum_id=2Reputation#37299441)



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Date: November 25th, 2018 8:49 PM
Author: Aromatic citrine kitty cat

Look at the dates. XO outed Dwight as a tranny fan in March and now he is well known as a tranny fan.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927235&forum_id=2Reputation#37299780)



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Date: November 26th, 2018 9:11 PM
Author: Painfully honest rebellious sandwich



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927235&forum_id=2Reputation#37305554)



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Date: October 24th, 2023 10:49 PM
Author: Painfully honest rebellious sandwich



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927235&forum_id=2Reputation#46979042)



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Date: November 25th, 2018 7:34 PM
Author: Crawly henna theater

I really like it here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927235&forum_id=2Reputation#37299292)



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Date: March 24th, 2019 11:28 PM
Author: Painfully honest rebellious sandwich



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927235&forum_id=2Reputation#37984652)



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Date: November 25th, 2018 7:45 PM
Author: know-it-all fragrant nibblets



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927235&forum_id=2Reputation#37299365)



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Date: November 25th, 2018 7:50 PM
Author: Talented Stock Car Hall

q did this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927235&forum_id=2Reputation#37299391)



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Date: November 25th, 2018 7:55 PM
Author: Floppy fear-inspiring meetinghouse

evidence that this was not edited plz.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927235&forum_id=2Reputation#37299430)



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Date: November 25th, 2018 7:57 PM
Author: Aromatic citrine kitty cat

It wasn't. I vaguely remember reading this at the time and getting confused.

Question for Feral is whether this is NOT FLAME.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927235&forum_id=2Reputation#37299443)



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Date: November 25th, 2018 8:44 PM
Author: Painfully honest rebellious sandwich

100% not flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927235&forum_id=2Reputation#37299742)



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Date: November 25th, 2018 8:49 PM
Author: Aromatic citrine kitty cat

I believe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927235&forum_id=2Reputation#37299784)



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Date: November 25th, 2018 8:57 PM
Author: know-it-all fragrant nibblets



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927235&forum_id=2Reputation#37299852)



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Date: April 13th, 2019 6:37 PM
Author: Talented Stock Car Hall



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927235&forum_id=2Reputation#38084240)



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Date: November 25th, 2018 7:57 PM
Author: Honey-headed property mother

If he edited it then his email tag would update

Don’t really get what this story says though

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927235&forum_id=2Reputation#37299445)



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Date: November 25th, 2018 8:15 PM
Author: glittery hell cuck

look at all the fucked up artifacts from the servver change

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927235&forum_id=2Reputation#37299553)



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Date: November 25th, 2018 8:27 PM
Author: Aromatic citrine kitty cat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927235&forum_id=2Reputation#37299638)



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Date: November 25th, 2018 8:42 PM
Author: Pink locus affirmative action

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927235&forum_id=2Reputation#37299728)



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Date: March 24th, 2019 11:26 PM
Author: Painfully honest rebellious sandwich



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927235&forum_id=2Reputation#37984646)



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Date: March 24th, 2019 11:48 PM
Author: hairraiser generalized bond sound barrier

Glad you didn’t killself friend.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927235&forum_id=2Reputation#37984795)



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Date: March 24th, 2019 11:49 PM
Author: Painfully honest rebellious sandwich

ty friend

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927235&forum_id=2Reputation#37984801)



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Date: March 26th, 2019 6:00 PM
Author: buck-toothed people who are hurt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927235&forum_id=2Reputation#37995291)



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Date: March 26th, 2019 6:01 PM
Author: Painfully honest rebellious sandwich



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927235&forum_id=2Reputation#37995299)



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Date: July 10th, 2019 1:11 AM
Author: Painfully honest rebellious sandwich



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927235&forum_id=2Reputation#38508627)



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Date: July 10th, 2019 1:21 AM
Author: Spruce sanctuary

Lmao 180.

Why was he getting concessions after seeing the movie. Weird guy!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927235&forum_id=2Reputation#38508641)



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Date: July 10th, 2019 1:32 AM
Author: Razzmatazz ruddy ceo whorehouse

Can you post this on the nba subreddit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927235&forum_id=2Reputation#38508668)



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Date: July 11th, 2019 3:49 PM
Author: Painfully honest rebellious sandwich



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927235&forum_id=2Reputation#38516360)



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Date: December 20th, 2019 7:20 PM
Author: Painfully honest rebellious sandwich



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927235&forum_id=2Reputation#39300184)



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Date: October 24th, 2023 10:49 PM
Author: Painfully honest rebellious sandwich

One of the best Ricky stories ever told

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927235&forum_id=2Reputation#46979039)



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Date: October 24th, 2023 10:53 PM
Author: Green big step-uncle's house shitlib



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927235&forum_id=2Reputation#46979052)



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Date: August 3rd, 2025 11:20 PM
Author: jew / spy / shaman / backslider / entrepreneur



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927235&forum_id=2Reputation#49154157)



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Date: October 25th, 2023 2:23 AM
Author: federal sapphire lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927235&forum_id=2Reputation#46979730)



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Date: October 25th, 2023 11:41 AM
Author: Painfully honest rebellious sandwich



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927235&forum_id=2Reputation#46980939)



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Date: October 25th, 2023 4:10 PM
Author: Painfully honest rebellious sandwich



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927235&forum_id=2Reputation#46982513)



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Date: October 25th, 2023 4:11 PM
Author: outnumbered histrionic police squad boltzmann

COT DAMN. XO in the know.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927235&forum_id=2Reputation#46982518)



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Date: October 25th, 2023 7:03 PM
Author: coral plaza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927235&forum_id=2Reputation#46983212)



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Date: October 25th, 2023 4:11 PM
Author: Tan Hateful Rehab Pocket Flask



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927235&forum_id=2Reputation#46982519)



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Date: October 25th, 2023 4:12 PM
Author: Purple deep spot friendly grandma

which of the white kids was kitty?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927235&forum_id=2Reputation#46982527)



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Date: October 25th, 2023 10:00 PM
Author: Pink locus affirmative action



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927235&forum_id=2Reputation#46983963)