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Incredible Joel Osteen sermon: Dealing with your haters

It's Message #337, called Don't Allow Critical Voices to St...
Yellow Blathering Step-uncle's House
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low-t corner
  08/20/18
Crows are more intelligent than eagles, and in fact are one ...
Domesticated Mind-boggling Site
  08/20/18
Anyone would rather be an eagle than a crow. That's the imp...
Yellow Blathering Step-uncle's House
  08/20/18
https://youtu.be/37VebUxrbKI?t=39
low-t corner
  08/20/18
Here, the investors are like the eagle.
Yellow Blathering Step-uncle's House
  08/20/18
(((crows)))
self-absorbed heaven
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can't believe this isn't a parody thread
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The autism and lack of self awareness are stunning and majes...
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In this sermon flying high above is a metaphor for closing t...
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supple dilemma friendly grandma
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In the sermon, your fake news spread by the (((media))) woul...
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Amazing how the partisan hacks bumped this even after you po...
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lilac glittery theatre
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I am hung up on Joel because his messages are 180 as fuck, a...
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lilac glittery theatre
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I know. Nothing brings out their nasty nature quicker than ...
Yellow Blathering Step-uncle's House
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Ohhh he found his new thing !! I
Domesticated Mind-boggling Site
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Found him This guy is way smarter and better than Joel ...
lilac glittery theatre
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I am listening to him now, but I have to be honest that his ...
Yellow Blathering Step-uncle's House
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God I fucking hate you
lilac glittery theatre
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You seem to fancy yourself as this old man from the 1950s. ...
Yellow Blathering Step-uncle's House
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Your attention span had just been shot. You can't hear true ...
lilac glittery theatre
  08/20/18
His style is boring and monotone. There is no need to go ou...
Yellow Blathering Step-uncle's House
  08/20/18
Listen to the words. You just don't get it. Joel couldn't ex...
lilac glittery theatre
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I listened to around 20 min in total. I think that Joel act...
Yellow Blathering Step-uncle's House
  08/20/18
You've only been religious for a few months. As you mature y...
lilac glittery theatre
  08/20/18
Listen to the video I linked and tell me they aren't talking...
Yellow Blathering Step-uncle's House
  08/20/18
Also, this is obviously BS because I loved the video from th...
Yellow Blathering Step-uncle's House
  08/20/18
Wow! Prophetic.
Light House
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Light House
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lmao 180. and the crabs in the bucket can't even reach the c...
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Yellow Blathering Step-uncle's House
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Expected the return of coldplay_fan and was pleasantly surpr...
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Black Cerebral Legend
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LORD FORGIVE THE HATERS FOR THEY KNOW NOT WHAT THEY DO
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Osteen schtick is one of the best going on xo.
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Well I've got to admire him for this one; convincing any of ...
Black Cerebral Legend
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lol johnsmeyer
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This needs a vocaroo
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Coincidence that crows are black?
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Bump in honor of the Osteen Kayne power unification Joel...
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historically important thread
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Nice bump. It remains true
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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:35 PM
Author: Yellow Blathering Step-uncle's House

It's Message #337, called Don't Allow Critical Voices to Steal Your Dreams.

It's a great message for anyone who has a throng of haters, which goes hand in hand with being successful, like Joel. I had previously sought to destroy each hater, but Joel teaches this is not what God wants.

Joel uses the analogy of an eagle. Sometimes, eagles get annoyed by crows, who like to gang up and harass them. Even though the eagle could kill a crow in one swipe, the eagle does not fight back. Instead, he rises above and flies to a higher altitude, smartly knowing that the crows cannot follow. This is how you should deal with your haters, rise above them, even though it would be very easy to quickly dispose of them like the eagle.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2Reputation#36651787)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:35 PM
Author: low-t corner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2Reputation#36651789)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:37 PM
Author: Domesticated Mind-boggling Site

Crows are more intelligent than eagles, and in fact are one of the smartest species of birds.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2Reputation#36651797)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:39 PM
Author: Yellow Blathering Step-uncle's House

Anyone would rather be an eagle than a crow. That's the important thing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2Reputation#36651811)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:42 PM
Author: low-t corner

https://youtu.be/37VebUxrbKI?t=39

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2Reputation#36651834)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:43 PM
Author: Yellow Blathering Step-uncle's House

Here, the investors are like the eagle.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2Reputation#36651850)



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Date: November 14th, 2019 1:12 PM
Author: self-absorbed heaven

(((crows)))

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2Reputation#39117986)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:39 PM
Author: Trip opaque native

can't believe this isn't a parody thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2Reputation#36651805)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:39 PM
Author: supple dilemma friendly grandma



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Date: August 21st, 2018 2:11 AM
Author: elite sickened point



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2Reputation#36653243)



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Date: August 21st, 2018 2:11 AM
Author: tripping useless juggernaut boiling water



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2Reputation#36653252)



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Date: August 21st, 2018 7:48 AM
Author: Navy indian lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2Reputation#36653720)



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Date: August 21st, 2018 7:55 AM
Author: cruel-hearted harsh chapel multi-billionaire

The autism and lack of self awareness are stunning and majestic.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2Reputation#36653743)



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Date: November 14th, 2019 1:16 PM
Author: razzmatazz free-loading shrine antidepressant drug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2Reputation#39118011)



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Date: August 24th, 2018 11:58 AM
Author: crimson parlour skinny woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2Reputation#36677624)



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Date: November 14th, 2019 1:15 PM
Author: razzmatazz free-loading shrine antidepressant drug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2Reputation#39118008)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:39 PM
Author: big misanthropic theater roommate

In this sermon flying high above is a metaphor for closing the doors of your church to flood victims.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2Reputation#36651809)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:40 PM
Author: supple dilemma friendly grandma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2Reputation#36651815)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:43 PM
Author: Thriller lodge twinkling uncleanness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2Reputation#36651841)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:46 PM
Author: Yellow Blathering Step-uncle's House

In the sermon, your fake news spread by the (((media))) would be like the piles of shit that come from the crows:

https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/acts-of-faith/wp/2017/08/29/we-were-never-closed-joel-osteens-houston-megachurch-disputes-claims-it-shut-its-doors/?noredirect=on&utm_term=.3f8952fe70be

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2Reputation#36651866)



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Date: November 14th, 2019 1:16 PM
Author: razzmatazz free-loading shrine antidepressant drug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2Reputation#39118014)



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Date: February 13th, 2020 1:24 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle national factory reset button

Amazing how the partisan hacks bumped this even after you pointed out it was fake. Very sad!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2Reputation#39589469)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:58 PM
Author: electric sticky candlestick maker location



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2Reputation#36651956)



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Date: August 21st, 2018 2:12 AM
Author: elite sickened point



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2Reputation#36653257)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:48 PM
Author: lilac glittery theatre



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2Reputation#36651873)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:51 PM
Author: Yellow Blathering Step-uncle's House

I am hung up on Joel because his messages are 180 as fuck, and he's 180, and I listen to him every day.

That being said, your unrelated video is also very 180. Talk about a prophet. Who is this guy?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2Reputation#36651899)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:56 PM
Author: lilac glittery theatre



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2Reputation#36651929)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:00 PM
Author: Yellow Blathering Step-uncle's House

I know. Nothing brings out their nasty nature quicker than talking about the greatness of Osteen.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2Reputation#36651979)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:56 PM
Author: Domesticated Mind-boggling Site

Ohhh he found his new thing !! I

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2Reputation#36651931)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:15 PM
Author: lilac glittery theatre

Found him

This guy is way smarter and better than Joel

Give him a listen while you mow the lawn

J. Vernon McGee

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=oZ9afjYimu0

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2Reputation#36652057)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:28 PM
Author: Yellow Blathering Step-uncle's House

I am listening to him now, but I have to be honest that his style makes it very difficult to get into.

He seems very smart and serious though.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2Reputation#36652149)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:29 PM
Author: lilac glittery theatre

God I fucking hate you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2Reputation#36652153)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:31 PM
Author: Yellow Blathering Step-uncle's House

You seem to fancy yourself as this old man from the 1950s. I think you go out of your way to seek role models that fit into this stodgy image. It's an interesting quirk.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2Reputation#36652168)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:34 PM
Author: lilac glittery theatre

Your attention span had just been shot. You can't hear true scholarship.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2Reputation#36652194)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:40 PM
Author: Yellow Blathering Step-uncle's House

His style is boring and monotone. There is no need to go out of your way to sound so boring.

If there's an essay version in text form that isn't terribly long, I'd look at that instead and probably extract the value in 25% of the time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2Reputation#36652232)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:45 PM
Author: lilac glittery theatre

Listen to the words. You just don't get it. Joel couldn't exist in the 1900s. Why because he is a product of an already warped image. Sure he is good for now. But good for now is exactly what had brought us to this point. It's what allows generational Judaism to continually scratch away at the strength of the white people. You grew up with an already chinked plate of armor. Your children will think it's normal to have a gaping hole in their beliefs. There is only one way to rebuild it and allowing the eroded message to continue is not the right way

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2Reputation#36652254)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:52 PM
Author: Yellow Blathering Step-uncle's House

I listened to around 20 min in total. I think that Joel actually covered this message, in a much more entertaining and practical way.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cg-yH8iHNoI

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2Reputation#36652307)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:56 PM
Author: lilac glittery theatre

You've only been religious for a few months. As you mature you will want more than what he can give you. I'll just wait until then

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2Reputation#36652337)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 11:00 PM
Author: Yellow Blathering Step-uncle's House

Listen to the video I linked and tell me they aren't talking about the same thing. Osteen even uses the same phrase of "the flesh" to describe the old nature.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2Reputation#36652360)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:44 PM
Author: Yellow Blathering Step-uncle's House

Also, this is obviously BS because I loved the video from the other old guy that you poasted here. That guy had style.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2Reputation#36652246)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:04 PM
Author: Light House

Wow! Prophetic.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2Reputation#36652000)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:00 PM
Author: Light House



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2Reputation#36651981)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:16 PM
Author: Talented slate old irish cottage

lmao 180. and the crabs in the bucket can't even reach the crows, let alone the eagle

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2Reputation#36652060)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:40 PM
Author: Yellow Blathering Step-uncle's House



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2Reputation#36652233)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:53 PM
Author: Soul-stirring costumed genital piercing

Expected the return of coldplay_fan and was pleasantly surprised

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2Reputation#36652312)



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Date: August 21st, 2018 12:28 PM
Author: Black Cerebral Legend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2Reputation#36655047)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:56 PM
Author: cobalt aggressive karate stage

LORD FORGIVE THE HATERS FOR THEY KNOW NOT WHAT THEY DO

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2Reputation#36652335)



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Date: August 21st, 2018 2:33 AM
Author: Avocado Senate

Osteen schtick is one of the best going on xo.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2Reputation#36653331)



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Date: August 21st, 2018 2:35 AM
Author: buff university



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Date: August 21st, 2018 7:46 AM
Author: Black Cerebral Legend

Well I've got to admire him for this one; convincing any of his feckless devotees that they are the eagles in this analogy is truly inspirational

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2Reputation#36653709)



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Date: August 21st, 2018 7:48 AM
Author: Motley Ebony Resort Idiot

lol johnsmeyer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2Reputation#36653719)



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Date: August 21st, 2018 7:56 AM
Author: cruel-hearted harsh chapel multi-billionaire

This needs a vocaroo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2Reputation#36653745)



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Date: August 21st, 2018 7:57 AM
Author: Trip opaque native

Coincidence that crows are black?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2Reputation#36653748)



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Date: August 21st, 2018 10:43 AM
Author: Fighting travel guidebook roast beef

Lawman8 weeping

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2Reputation#36654404)



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Date: August 25th, 2018 4:11 AM
Author: lilac glittery theatre



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2Reputation#36682455)



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Date: November 14th, 2019 12:29 PM
Author: Yellow Blathering Step-uncle's House

Bump in honor of the Osteen Kayne power unification

Joel would be great on XO

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2Reputation#39117741)



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Date: November 14th, 2019 1:14 PM
Author: Talented slate old irish cottage

historically important thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2Reputation#39118002)



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Date: January 21st, 2020 9:07 PM
Author: mauve mexican



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Date: January 21st, 2020 9:08 PM
Author: Yellow Blathering Step-uncle's House

Nice bump. It remains true

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2Reputation#39467947)



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Date: December 22nd, 2025 2:22 PM
Author: Candy Ride



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