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cocky legal warrant
  07/02/19
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cocky legal warrant
  07/21/19
This is an Alert to help manage your account ending in (...3...
cocky legal warrant
  08/21/19
OH GOD, OH-
lilac charismatic den toaster
  12/20/20
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Bull headed ebony center boiling water
  04/10/23
LJL @ poors
Big lay
  08/21/19
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indigo bateful electric furnace senate
  08/21/19
MFCR alert
erotic giraffe
  08/21/19
Prole tell!
Lascivious brethren
  08/21/19
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Opaque codepig
  03/06/20
the minimum balance at BoA is apparently $1500 now or you ge...
unhinged set private investor
  08/21/19
Flame, they need to start imposing fiscal responsibility on ...
Big lay
  08/21/19
Saving by keeping $1,500 in their checking account at 0% int...
Lascivious brethren
  08/21/19
emergency money
Big lay
  08/21/19
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Claret misanthropic church building jewess
  09/01/19
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Vermilion location
  03/06/20
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Vermilion location
  09/10/21
You’re poor
vivacious navy gunner house
  09/01/19
This is an Alert to help manage your account ending in (...3...
cocky legal warrant
  09/01/19
Benzo gets these every time he dips below $90K.
Rambunctious violet space persian
  09/01/19
...
Claret misanthropic church building jewess
  09/01/19
I just got one of these too FML
erotic giraffe
  09/01/19
As of 03/06/2020 9:19:48 AM EST, the available account balan...
cocky legal warrant
  03/06/20
How poor are you fuckers?
Opaque codepig
  03/06/20
As of Dec 20, 2020 at 12:41 PM ET, the available account bal...
cocky legal warrant
  12/20/20
There are some literal EBT niggers on this board
Swollen psychic heaven
  12/20/20
I make 170k with 15% bonus
cocky legal warrant
  12/20/20
I remember these. Now I get the alert when I drop below 2...
Poppy adventurous gaping
  12/20/20
Account ending in (...3007) As of Sep 9, 2021 at 11:28 PM E...
cocky legal warrant
  09/09/21
I have like $40k in mine ljl
Glassy Police Squad Kitty
  09/10/21
great thread
Arousing Jet Home
  09/10/21
Account ending in (...3007) As of Sep 28, 2022 at 11:33 AM ...
cocky legal warrant
  09/28/22
https://imgur.com/a/Hu6QxPF
cocky legal warrant
  04/10/23
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Bull headed ebony center boiling water
  04/10/23
i love men
Arousing Jet Home
  04/10/23
Thank you for your recent application. Your request for loan...
cocky legal warrant
  04/17/23
Your account ending in 0917 is below $0. On 09/12/2023 yo...
cocky legal warrant
  09/14/23
How are you this poor
Rambunctious violet space persian
  09/14/23
https://imgur.com/a/8VkNNOk This one was special
cocky legal warrant
  09/14/24
Meanwhile, over on the i-banking side they are stroking out....
Burgundy Plaza
  09/14/24
I could never work in finance. thank God I landed in tech
cocky legal warrant
  09/14/24
The beautiful thing in this thread is you can see the progre...
cocky legal warrant
  09/14/24
The balance of your Commuter Benefits Prepaid Mastercard®...
cocky legal warrant
  07/18/25


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Date: July 2nd, 2019 7:35 AM
Author: cocky legal warrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2Reputation#38472147)



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Date: July 21st, 2019 2:16 PM
Author: cocky legal warrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2Reputation#38565666)



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Date: August 21st, 2019 8:45 AM
Author: cocky legal warrant

This is an Alert to help manage your account ending in (...3007).

As of 08/21/2019 3:11:12 AM EDT, the available account balance was $5.00, which is less than the minimum balance of $50.00 in your Alerts settings.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2Reputation#38719029)



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Date: December 20th, 2020 3:03 PM
Author: lilac charismatic den toaster

OH GOD, OH-

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2Reputation#41585134)



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Date: April 10th, 2023 2:56 PM
Author: Bull headed ebony center boiling water



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2Reputation#46168171)



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Date: August 21st, 2019 8:46 AM
Author: Big lay

LJL @ poors

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2Reputation#38719032)



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Date: August 21st, 2019 8:55 AM
Author: indigo bateful electric furnace senate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2Reputation#38719049)



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Date: August 21st, 2019 8:56 AM
Author: erotic giraffe

MFCR alert

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2Reputation#38719055)



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Date: August 21st, 2019 8:57 AM
Author: Lascivious brethren

Prole tell!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2Reputation#38719057)



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Date: March 6th, 2020 11:44 AM
Author: Opaque codepig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2Reputation#39706257)



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Date: August 21st, 2019 9:16 AM
Author: unhinged set private investor

the minimum balance at BoA is apparently $1500 now or you get a $15 monthly charge. was just a matter of transferring cash from a bank i like more but it seemed pretty unreasonably high in ameriKKKa.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2Reputation#38719122)



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Date: August 21st, 2019 9:35 AM
Author: Big lay

Flame, they need to start imposing fiscal responsibility on proles and encourage saving

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2Reputation#38719172)



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Date: August 21st, 2019 9:39 AM
Author: Lascivious brethren

Saving by keeping $1,500 in their checking account at 0% interest?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2Reputation#38719188)



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Date: August 21st, 2019 9:39 AM
Author: Big lay

emergency money

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2Reputation#38719190)



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Date: September 1st, 2019 2:48 PM
Author: Claret misanthropic church building jewess



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2Reputation#38772520)



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Date: March 6th, 2020 12:06 PM
Author: Vermilion location



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2Reputation#39706394)



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Date: September 10th, 2021 7:40 AM
Author: Vermilion location



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2Reputation#43091968)



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Date: September 1st, 2019 2:43 PM
Author: vivacious navy gunner house

You’re poor

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2Reputation#38772506)



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Date: September 1st, 2019 2:42 PM
Author: cocky legal warrant

This is an Alert to help manage your account ending in (...3007).

As of 09/01/2019 12:58:23 PM EDT, the available account balance was $37.50, which is less than the minimum balance of $50.00 in your Alerts settings.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2Reputation#38772502)



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Date: September 1st, 2019 2:45 PM
Author: Rambunctious violet space persian

Benzo gets these every time he dips below $90K.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2Reputation#38772513)



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Date: September 1st, 2019 4:16 PM
Author: Claret misanthropic church building jewess



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2Reputation#38772800)



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Date: September 1st, 2019 2:59 PM
Author: erotic giraffe

I just got one of these too FML

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2Reputation#38772547)



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Date: March 6th, 2020 11:43 AM
Author: cocky legal warrant

As of 03/06/2020 9:19:48 AM EST, the available account balance was $0.50, which is less than the minimum balance of $50.00 in your Alerts settings.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2Reputation#39706250)



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Date: March 6th, 2020 11:45 AM
Author: Opaque codepig

How poor are you fuckers?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2Reputation#39706259)



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Date: December 20th, 2020 3:00 PM
Author: cocky legal warrant

As of Dec 20, 2020 at 12:41 PM ET, the available account balance was $5.00, which is less than the minimum balance of $50.00 in your Alerts settings.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2Reputation#41585116)



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Date: December 20th, 2020 3:10 PM
Author: Swollen psychic heaven

There are some literal EBT niggers on this board

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2Reputation#41585179)



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Date: December 20th, 2020 3:15 PM
Author: cocky legal warrant

I make 170k with 15% bonus

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2Reputation#41585202)



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Date: December 20th, 2020 3:15 PM
Author: Poppy adventurous gaping

I remember these.

Now I get the alert when I drop below 200k

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2Reputation#41585204)



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Date: September 9th, 2021 11:29 PM
Author: cocky legal warrant

Account ending in (...3007)

As of Sep 9, 2021 at 11:28 PM ET

Available balance $5.00

You are receiving this alert because your available balance is below the limit you set. Visit chase.com/alerts to view or manage your settings.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2Reputation#43091044)



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Date: September 10th, 2021 6:24 AM
Author: Glassy Police Squad Kitty

I have like $40k in mine ljl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2Reputation#43091910)



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Date: September 10th, 2021 6:27 AM
Author: Arousing Jet Home

great thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2Reputation#43091913)



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Date: September 28th, 2022 3:09 PM
Author: cocky legal warrant

Account ending in (...3007)

As of Sep 28, 2022 at 11:33 AM ET

Available balance $5.00

You are receiving this alert because your available balance is below the limit you set. Visit chase.com/alerts to view or manage your settings.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2Reputation#45245721)



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Date: April 10th, 2023 2:46 PM
Author: cocky legal warrant

https://imgur.com/a/Hu6QxPF

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2Reputation#46168134)



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Date: April 10th, 2023 2:57 PM
Author: Bull headed ebony center boiling water



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2Reputation#46168176)



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Date: April 10th, 2023 2:50 PM
Author: Arousing Jet Home

i love men

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2Reputation#46168149)



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Date: April 17th, 2023 3:45 PM
Author: cocky legal warrant

Thank you for your recent application. Your request for loan was carefully considered, and we regret that we are unable to approve your application at this time, for the following reason(s):

Ratio of balance to limit on bank revolving or other rev accts too high

Lack of recent reported mortgage loan information

Lack of sufficient relevant account information

Excessive credit utilization

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2Reputation#46197594)



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Date: September 14th, 2023 4:28 PM
Author: cocky legal warrant

Your account ending in 0917 is below $0.

On 09/12/2023 your available balance was -$5.70. If you have overdraft protection on this account, the negative balance may be covered.

To view your available balance, log in to your account.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2Reputation#46797731)



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Date: September 14th, 2023 4:30 PM
Author: Rambunctious violet space persian

How are you this poor

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2Reputation#46797738)



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Date: September 14th, 2024 11:38 AM
Author: cocky legal warrant

https://imgur.com/a/8VkNNOk

This one was special

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2Reputation#48088138)



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Date: September 14th, 2024 11:51 AM
Author: Burgundy Plaza

Meanwhile, over on the i-banking side they are stroking out. Saw in the paper than BoA is now limiting work weeks to 80 hours with guaranteed off time from 6 p.m. Friday until noon Saturday with one full weekend off every three months guaranteed. Wow. What a deal! When I was a young lawlyer we had required Sat. mornings in the office and I thought that sucked.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2Reputation#48088162)



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Date: September 14th, 2024 11:53 AM
Author: cocky legal warrant

I could never work in finance. thank God I landed in tech

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2Reputation#48088168)



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Date: September 14th, 2024 12:01 PM
Author: cocky legal warrant

The beautiful thing in this thread is you can see the progression in fiscal responsibility where this only happens to me once a year now. We’ve come so far!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2Reputation#48088192)



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Date: July 18th, 2025 10:12 AM
Author: cocky legal warrant

The balance of your Commuter Benefits Prepaid Mastercard® ending in 4105 is:

$0.06 for Transit purchases

$0.00 for Parking purchases

$0.00 for Micromobility purchases

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2Reputation#49111460)