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REMINDER: McDonald's has to make you any item that was ever on the menu
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Date: April 26th, 2021 11:11 PM Author: milky trip rigor It's in the franchise agreement, you can still order a McPizza, a McLobster, and even an Arch Deluxe. All the ingredients are modular, so they can still make everything they've ever offered, they just don't like to because of the prep time. A lot of line employees don't know this so talk to a manager if you have to. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2Reputation#42356284) |
Date: April 27th, 2021 12:40 AM Author: Laughsome Property dat secret menu (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2Reputation#42356706) |
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Date: April 27th, 2021 12:41 AM Author: soul-stirring pearly abode can i sue them if they won't make me a mclobster? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2Reputation#42356711) |
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Date: April 27th, 2021 1:02 AM Author: milky trip rigor Technically no, you do NOT have a private right of action if the dipshit franchisee breaches his contract with McDonald's corporate. But obviously the last thing a franchisee wants is to tangle with corporate-- not only do they have far deeper pockets, they have about a billion ways to fuck with the franchisee without formally breaching the contract (helps that corporate WROTE the contract!). So if you display knowledge of their obligations, then they'll play ball just to make you happy and get rid of you so you don't tell corporate they're in breach. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2Reputation#42356773) |
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Date: April 27th, 2021 1:03 AM Author: effete titillating turdskin whorehouse what will happen if i place random calls to a local mcdonalds location asking about the status of the shake machine and record the calls and send to corporate to prove the lies and fraud re: shake machine maintenance (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2Reputation#42356775) |
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Date: April 27th, 2021 10:12 AM Author: milky trip rigor I don't know, as soon as I bring up the franchise agreement I get my milkshake real fast so I've never had to play these games (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2Reputation#42357702) |
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Date: August 15th, 2022 11:57 PM Author: Drab House Trick question - they always claim it’s out of order because they are fixing it.
This is like the “just jump” hack to surviving plane crashes. |
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Date: April 27th, 2021 2:55 PM Author: mustard site Wtf this is wrong. You’re clearly a 3rd party beneficiary. You’re getting the benefit of that delicious lobster meat that’s being denied to you. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2Reputation#42359139) |
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Date: April 28th, 2021 12:27 PM Author: milky trip rigor They haven't assented to enforceability by third party beneficiaries and explicitly disclaim reliance. What's more, the agreements are "out there" pretty easily, but technically confidential-- so you may know what the franchisee has agreed to, but establishing so in compliance with the rules of evidence is surprisingly difficult.
But, more to the point, you don't actually need to do this, because what the franchisee is really afraid of is corporate and what corporate can do without relying on the court system (hint, if they don't play ball, their deliveries may become mysteriously delayed, and TECHNICALLY the McDonald's website doesn't have to list the location of every McD's-- disfavored franchisees have been known to find themselves invisible on the app and website). The only lawyer you need to get your McPizza is you, don't overcomplicate things by involving the formal legal system. |
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Date: May 12th, 2024 12:30 AM Author: Cerise ungodly meetinghouse (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2Reputation#47654921) |
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Date: April 27th, 2021 12:53 AM Author: effete titillating turdskin whorehouse i just want spicy mcnuggets (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2Reputation#42356752) |
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Date: April 27th, 2021 10:48 AM Author: milky trip rigor I bet you they can still make those too but I have never tried (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2Reputation#42357857) |
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Date: April 27th, 2021 12:54 AM Author: indigo pungent background story dilemma McPizzas were 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2Reputation#42356757) |
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Date: April 27th, 2021 1:07 AM Author: Laughsome Property if you're willing to wait all day, they have to make it for you (i.e. you give them a reasonable chance to place an emergency order for the materials from the local warehouse and for it to be delivered) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2Reputation#42356788) |
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Date: April 27th, 2021 10:44 AM Author: histrionic chapel *McDrone flying across the country with special order McPizza straight from the Orlando location that still sells them* (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2Reputation#42357835) |
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Date: May 12th, 2024 12:38 AM Author: Sepia mentally impaired pisswyrm (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2Reputation#47654931) |
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Date: April 27th, 2021 1:05 AM Author: Boyish mad cow disease i know they don't have the old school apple pies. so its all for naught. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2Reputation#42356779) |
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Date: April 27th, 2021 1:06 AM Author: effete titillating turdskin whorehouse checker's/rally's has the old school fried apple pies (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2Reputation#42356787) |
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Date: April 27th, 2021 1:08 AM Author: Boyish mad cow disease you just changed my life. thank you. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2Reputation#42356793) |
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Date: April 27th, 2021 1:49 PM Author: Contagious Rehab Goyim Make sure you cop dat BIG BUFORD (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2Reputation#42358722) |
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Date: April 27th, 2021 10:45 AM Author: histrionic chapel i heard that some of the tiny in-Walmart locations with no space for a full size oven would make the pies in the deep fryer still but lots of those are being closed (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2Reputation#42357838) |
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Date: April 27th, 2021 1:09 AM Author: bearded kitchen nowag hilarious, but can't be true (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2Reputation#42356795) |
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Date: April 27th, 2021 10:11 AM Author: milky trip rigor I forgot to say NOT FLAME. You can find the franchise agreement for your area if you care to, as they're always looking for new franchisees, and it's in there, the extant franchisees had to sign the same contract (or a substantially similar one) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2Reputation#42357699) |
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Date: April 27th, 2021 10:15 AM Author: Honey-headed church (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2Reputation#42357716) |
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Date: April 27th, 2021 10:23 AM Author: motley partner crackhouse This doesn't apply to the McRib though. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2Reputation#42357755) |
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Date: April 27th, 2021 10:48 AM Author: milky trip rigor ? I'm not aware of any McRib exception to this duty, but this could be a regional thing if there's supply issues part of the year (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2Reputation#42357850) |
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Date: April 27th, 2021 3:34 PM Author: razzle pistol McRib and Mighty Wings are seasonal.
Therefore, your entire premise fails. |
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Date: April 28th, 2021 9:13 PM Author: milky trip rigor This is flame. They might not be advertised, but you can order them any time and they have to make it for you, please state your IQ (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2Reputation#42367210) |
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Date: April 27th, 2021 7:22 PM Author: motley partner crackhouse McRibs are never "discontinued." They just go away for a while from time to time. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2Reputation#42360478) |
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Date: August 15th, 2022 11:59 PM Author: Drab House The McRib is available starting the third Sunday in ordinary time. It’s in the contract, but I can’t say more due to the fear of reprisal from Opus Dei. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2Reputation#45019667) |
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Date: May 12th, 2024 1:28 AM Author: Hilarious cheese-eating locale telephone (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2Reputation#47654971) |
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Date: April 27th, 2021 10:24 AM Author: cruel-hearted crotch shrine (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2Reputation#42357757) |
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Date: April 27th, 2021 10:42 AM Author: internet-worthy private investor casino I ate McDonalds for like two months after watching The Founder. Gained 15lb
McDobalds burgers are honestly pretty damn good. |
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Date: April 27th, 2021 10:48 AM Author: milky trip rigor 180. You should go through and order McD's items from various "eras," like a tour of the founding to the present day. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2Reputation#42357856) |
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Date: April 27th, 2021 10:46 AM Author: Silver sound barrier parlour Tell me more about modular lobster, please. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2Reputation#42357842) |
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Date: April 27th, 2021 10:47 AM Author: milky trip rigor They use the lobster as filling in other dishes, but can just make you a McLobster if you like. They have the lobster anyway and from there it's just a bun and sauce. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2Reputation#42357849) |
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Date: August 15th, 2022 11:18 PM Author: Chartreuse multi-colored indian lodge chad (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2Reputation#45019571) |
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Date: August 15th, 2022 11:37 PM Author: turquoise dopamine For some reason I pictured an abandoned Lobster tank in the back of McDonald's just sitting there waiting for someone to order a lobster, with the lobster inside being like 15 years old and no one talks about it and that seems hilarious (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2Reputation#45019620) |
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Date: August 15th, 2022 11:40 PM Author: histrionic chapel (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2Reputation#45019632) |
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Date: August 16th, 2022 11:15 AM Author: milky trip rigor (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2Reputation#45021074) |
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Date: April 27th, 2021 11:13 AM Author: glittery ticket booth They literally have no bagels in the store (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2Reputation#42357997) |
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Date: April 27th, 2021 1:47 PM Author: milky trip rigor You mean the bagel breakfast sandwiches? You can get those too. All the ingredients are modular, they can make it for you it just takes time and they don't advertise it because it runs contrary to their usual "fast food" style. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2Reputation#42358711) |
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Date: April 27th, 2021 11:20 AM Author: Impertinent Menage i'm just loling picturing xo shitlawyers spending all day in McDonalds waiting for some defunct menu item, while homeless people wander in to use the bathroom and argue with each other, and quasi-homeless employees shuffle past mopping the floor (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2Reputation#42358032) |
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Date: April 27th, 2021 11:34 AM Author: histrionic chapel oh you just use the app and they tell you when to pick it up (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2Reputation#42358086) |
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Date: August 16th, 2022 12:01 AM Author: Carnelian floppy water buffalo flame, i have the app and there is no way to input or select items from past eras (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2Reputation#45019672) |
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Date: April 27th, 2021 1:47 PM Author: milky trip rigor When the proles see how devastatingly effective your legal arguments are, they'll hire you for their personal injury, divorce, bankruptcy, and immigration issues. So you're getting a McPizza and a McClient. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2Reputation#42358708) |
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Date: May 12th, 2024 12:35 AM Author: Cerise ungodly meetinghouse Let's not discount the possibility of the shitlawyer being homeless too. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2Reputation#47654925) |
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Date: April 27th, 2021 1:49 PM Author: Cream trailer park Its true I COMMANDED them to make me a fillet o' fish after they said they were out and I saw an employee RUN out the back of the store with a fishing pole.
Half an hour later I got my sandwich. |
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Date: April 27th, 2021 2:46 PM Author: milky trip rigor The franchise owners don't like to lose an employee for an afternoon in this way, but they have no choice. A big reason why interest in franchises is high, but satisfaction of franchisees is low, people do not do their research (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2Reputation#42359064) |
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Date: April 27th, 2021 7:39 PM Author: mustard site (guy that recently ate sewage nigger carp) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2Reputation#42360528) |
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Date: April 28th, 2021 9:18 PM Author: bearded kitchen nowag you need to order the old style fish sandwich that actually had shit on it (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2Reputation#42367257) |
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Date: August 15th, 2022 11:41 PM Author: histrionic chapel lol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2Reputation#45019634) |
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Date: August 15th, 2022 11:42 PM Author: 180 candlestick maker mexican lol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2Reputation#45019637) |
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Date: November 2nd, 2025 11:28 AM Author: Roblox (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2Reputation#49395127) |
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Date: August 15th, 2022 11:04 PM Author: milky trip rigor (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2Reputation#45019530) |
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Date: August 15th, 2022 11:50 PM Author: Laughsome Property this poast has been a game changer for my book of business
I target Prole clients, so when I take them out to lunch and show them how my mastery of the Law is such that I can get them a McPizza or an Arch Deluxe, they know that there's no Jury that could stand against me.
If there's an Italian on the Jury I make sure to have a McSpaghetti on my desk. |
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Date: August 15th, 2022 11:55 PM Author: garnet stain (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2Reputation#45019658) |
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Date: February 7th, 2024 1:14 AM Author: milky trip rigor (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2Reputation#47374800) |
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Date: May 12th, 2024 12:38 AM Author: sexy frozen french chef (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2Reputation#47654929) |
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Date: August 16th, 2022 12:12 AM Author: garnet stain The wife and I are screaming laughing at this thread. She's gonna run us off the road laughing. Will poast wreck if she does https://imgur.com/a/Lf4HLRI (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2Reputation#45019714) |
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Date: May 12th, 2024 12:21 AM Author: milky trip rigor (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2Reputation#47654912) |
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Date: May 12th, 2024 12:35 AM Author: Cerise ungodly meetinghouse We survived. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2Reputation#47654927) |
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Date: August 16th, 2022 12:11 PM Author: histrionic chapel https://www.pinterest.com/pin/16255248636044134/ (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2Reputation#45021434) |
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Date: May 12th, 2024 12:27 AM Author: big mood location This menu isn’t valid, it has gold fringe! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2Reputation#47654918) |
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Date: May 12th, 2024 1:05 AM Author: house-broken knife was sure "mclobster" was flame lmao (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2Reputation#47654951) |
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Date: May 12th, 2024 1:29 AM Author: cyan plaza what about bk's cheesey fries (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2Reputation#47654974) |
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Date: November 17th, 2024 7:46 PM Author: milky trip rigor (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2Reputation#48349963) |
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Date: November 17th, 2024 8:05 PM Author: Medicated Theater Stage Trump Supporter Update: just claim they refused to serve you because of your political positions. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2Reputation#48350032) |
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Date: November 2nd, 2025 11:27 AM Breakfast reminder (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4820584&forum_id=2Reputation#49395126) |