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Date: August 2nd, 2021 3:10 AM
Author: soul-stirring puppy



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Date: August 2nd, 2021 3:15 AM
Author: adventurous coiffed famous landscape painting

ugh man. in college i met this cute girl at the bookstore and gave her my #. she left a message when i was out, but because i bought the cheapest piece of shit answering machine her message got garbled after the first few seconds ("hey, we met at the bookstore..."). so i didn't have her # or name and never saw her again. she probably thinks i ghosted her.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Reputation#42882683)



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Date: August 2nd, 2021 3:52 AM
Author: soul-stirring puppy

"And once again, after who knows what aeons of the silence and dark, the birds will sing and the waters flow, and lights and shadows move across the hills,

And the faces of our friends laugh upon us with amazed recognition."

All wholesome misunderstandings will have their day in the sun, thank Goodness!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Reputation#42882726)



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Date: August 14th, 2021 8:21 AM
Author: soul-stirring puppy



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Date: September 2nd, 2021 5:19 PM
Author: soul-stirring puppy



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Date: September 16th, 2021 6:53 AM
Author: soul-stirring puppy



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Date: September 25th, 2021 8:44 AM
Author: irradiated bonkers athletic conference native



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Date: September 25th, 2021 8:46 AM
Author: soul-stirring puppy



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Date: February 7th, 2026 12:55 AM
Author: hairraiser carnelian plaza

Couldn't you have checked your bill to see what number called?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Reputation#49653016)



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Date: August 2nd, 2021 3:16 AM
Author: Tripping Narrow-minded Ladyboy

My mom once recorded an answering machine greeting where she yelled at my brother that she didn't know how he was getting home from his friend's house and to call her from a pay phone. She left it on there and we kept getting messages like "Uh..... Hi, this is Rachel calling for Mr. Sickly from Dr. Blah blah..."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Reputation#42882686)



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Date: August 2nd, 2021 4:00 AM
Author: soul-stirring puppy

LOL. Speaking of wholesome misunderstandings - truly the kind of thing that could only happen in the 90s.

My first relationship happened at the turn of the 21st century, and I remember frequently using payphones at the mall and/or promenade type places to arrange pick up times with our parents.

And I also distinctly remember feeling reluctant to get a cellphone, even when my parents, my sisters, and my girlfriend's sisters all wanted me to have one.

My junior high girlfriend and I knew that something valuable was being lost - living in a reality unmediated by screens - and held out as long as we could. (She's a Mediterranean Catholicmo - coincidence? I don't think so. All heart.)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Reputation#42882731)



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Date: August 14th, 2021 8:21 AM
Author: soul-stirring puppy



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Date: September 2nd, 2021 5:19 PM
Author: soul-stirring puppy



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Date: September 27th, 2021 2:47 AM
Author: soul-stirring puppy



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Date: September 29th, 2021 2:04 AM
Author: Confused Copper Shrine

"You've reached the..."

entire intact, white nuclear family together: "Johnson family! Leave a message!"

*lib shudders*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Reputation#43194579)



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Date: September 29th, 2021 2:07 AM
Author: soul-stirring puppy

😂😂😂

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Reputation#43194586)



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Date: September 30th, 2021 12:02 AM
Author: soul-stirring puppy



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Date: September 30th, 2021 4:52 PM
Author: soul-stirring puppy



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Date: September 30th, 2021 4:54 PM
Author: Floppy transparent field



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Date: September 30th, 2021 5:23 PM
Author: soul-stirring puppy



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Date: October 17th, 2021 9:26 PM
Author: soul-stirring puppy

!!!

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Date: November 27th, 2021 12:51 AM
Author: soul-stirring puppy



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Date: November 27th, 2021 2:52 AM
Author: soul-stirring puppy

LMAO at this planet...

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Date: November 28th, 2021 7:56 PM
Author: soul-stirring puppy



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Date: November 29th, 2021 1:43 AM
Author: soul-stirring puppy



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Date: November 29th, 2021 1:47 AM
Author: Confused Copper Shrine



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Date: November 29th, 2021 1:52 AM
Author: soul-stirring puppy

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Date: February 1st, 2026 8:49 PM
Author: Charismatic Walnut Multi-billionaire



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Date: February 1st, 2026 8:50 PM
Author: soul-stirring puppy



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Date: February 6th, 2026 8:37 PM
Author: talking harsh bawdyhouse



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Date: February 6th, 2026 8:43 PM
Author: soul-stirring puppy



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Date: August 2nd, 2021 5:03 AM
Author: Aphrodisiac crackhouse

I remember my sister and I deliberately deleting each others' messages

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Reputation#42882772)



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Date: August 3rd, 2021 1:09 AM
Author: soul-stirring puppy

This sounds like something out of Charlie Brown or John Hughes: 180!

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Date: August 3rd, 2021 6:21 AM
Author: Aphrodisiac crackhouse

our parents even got us our own phone line- 1992 dreaming

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Date: August 14th, 2021 8:18 AM
Author: soul-stirring puppy

Can't believe I missed this poast, Ho Lee Fuk

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Date: August 2nd, 2021 8:36 AM
Author: Contagious Spot Skinny Woman



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Date: August 2nd, 2021 8:49 AM
Author: avocado glittery hall



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Date: August 8th, 2021 5:48 AM
Author: soul-stirring puppy



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Date: August 14th, 2021 7:55 AM
Author: soul-stirring puppy



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Date: August 14th, 2021 8:21 AM
Author: Honey-headed Laser Beams

aren't you fancy (tony soprano's mom)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Reputation#42944246)



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Date: August 15th, 2021 11:46 AM
Author: soul-stirring puppy

Lol'd IRL, tyft

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Reputation#42950183)



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Date: August 15th, 2021 11:49 AM
Author: cheese-eating kink-friendly pervert market

Asking operator to do an emergency cut-in so your mom can come pick you up from the mall.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Reputation#42950197)



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Date: August 15th, 2021 12:34 PM
Author: soul-stirring puppy

180000000000000000000

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Date: August 16th, 2021 1:26 AM
Author: soul-stirring puppy



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Date: August 16th, 2021 3:16 AM
Author: soul-stirring puppy



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Date: August 18th, 2021 3:04 PM
Author: soul-stirring puppy



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Date: August 18th, 2021 3:08 PM
Author: Cowardly high-end masturbator

Strong thread/moniker synergy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Reputation#42969803)



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Date: August 18th, 2021 3:08 PM
Author: soul-stirring puppy

;-)

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Date: August 18th, 2021 3:10 PM
Author: spectacular bright cuckold

Weird how voice mail used to be something to look forward to.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Reputation#42969813)



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Date: August 18th, 2021 5:55 PM
Author: cheese-eating kink-friendly pervert market

Someone in a neighborhood group found a phone and this boomer recommended he call the number and leave a voicemail because people still check their voicemail.

I don't think I've checked a voicemail in years.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Reputation#42970818)



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Date: September 27th, 2021 2:46 AM
Author: soul-stirring puppy



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Date: September 27th, 2021 2:46 AM
Author: soul-stirring puppy



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Date: August 22nd, 2021 2:18 AM
Author: soul-stirring puppy



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Date: September 2nd, 2021 5:18 PM
Author: soul-stirring puppy



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Date: September 2nd, 2021 5:19 PM
Author: Vivacious Police Squad

It was in my parents' bedroom. I would distinctly remember coming home from a weekend away, and all of us would crowd into their room as they played the messages. 180 family nostalgia.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Reputation#43053111)



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Date: September 13th, 2021 12:42 AM
Author: soul-stirring puppy



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Date: September 13th, 2021 6:06 AM
Author: soul-stirring puppy

This poast blew my mind, not flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Reputation#43107001)



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Date: September 13th, 2021 6:07 AM
Author: soul-stirring puppy

As in, an honest-to-goodness Proustian portal to the past, pure wholesomeness on all levels, my friend.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Reputation#43107002)



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Date: September 25th, 2021 8:44 AM
Author: irradiated bonkers athletic conference native



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Date: September 25th, 2021 7:48 PM
Author: soul-stirring puppy



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Date: September 16th, 2021 4:43 AM
Author: soul-stirring puppy



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Date: September 25th, 2021 5:03 AM
Author: soul-stirring puppy



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Date: September 29th, 2021 2:02 AM
Author: soul-stirring puppy



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Date: October 7th, 2021 11:32 PM
Author: soul-stirring puppy



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Date: October 17th, 2021 9:29 PM
Author: pontificating theater therapy

[your dad, hoping he can lunge for the button before you or your mom]

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Date: October 19th, 2021 10:54 PM
Author: soul-stirring puppy

😂😂😂

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Date: October 24th, 2021 8:55 PM
Author: soul-stirring puppy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Reputation#43324612)



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Date: November 26th, 2021 9:14 PM
Author: soul-stirring puppy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Reputation#43514420)



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Date: August 19th, 2025 11:21 AM
Author: Vivacious Police Squad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Reputation#49196901)



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Date: August 20th, 2025 11:21 PM
Author: soul-stirring puppy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Reputation#49199590)



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Date: August 21st, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: Vivacious Police Squad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Reputation#49200263)



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Date: August 21st, 2025 1:49 PM
Author: soul-stirring puppy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Reputation#49200780)



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Date: October 24th, 2025 7:11 PM
Author: soul-stirring puppy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Reputation#49372624)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:12 PM
Author: soul-stirring puppy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Reputation#49375825)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:12 PM
Author: soul-stirring puppy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Reputation#49375827)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:12 PM
Author: soul-stirring puppy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Reputation#49375828)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:13 PM
Author: soul-stirring puppy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Reputation#49375830)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:18 PM
Author: Ocher Lascivious Piazza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Reputation#49375842)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 2:59 PM
Author: soul-stirring puppy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Reputation#49376322)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:25 PM
Author: dull bateful azn

*is young biglaw associate who went camping over the weekend*

*checks work voicemail at 6 am Monday*

"You have ... 24 ... new voicemails."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Reputation#49375859)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 2:59 PM
Author: soul-stirring puppy

Okay, I lol'd

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Reputation#49376324)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:26 PM
Author: dull bateful azn

*listens to caller's 5-7 minute rambling voicemail about important matter that finishes with, "anyway, please call me ASAP at [recites number in slurring voice at breakneck speed]"*

*sighs*

*hits 'repeat voicemail' button*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Reputation#49376404)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:29 PM
Author: soul-stirring puppy

On the bright side, 5-7 minute rambling to make sense of against all odds - and even endlessly repeatable once in a while due to its "180"ness - is mystically similar, in a certain sense, to his other time consuming interest outside the modern white collar services professions, mysteriously known as: "ZoZo"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Reputation#49376409)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:30 PM
Author: dull bateful azn



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Reputation#49376411)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:30 PM
Author: soul-stirring puppy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Reputation#49376412)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:31 PM
Author: soul-stirring puppy

I really like it here in case I didn't make that clear, my genuinely witty and insightful pumo brother in arms

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Reputation#49376414)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:36 PM
Author: dull bateful azn

o it's clear brother.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Reputation#49376428)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:37 PM
Author: soul-stirring puppy

<3<3<3

Gorgeous noblesse oblige on your part, which I had a feeling about given your sense of humor, unironically :-)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Reputation#49376435)



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Date: February 1st, 2026 8:29 PM
Author: soul-stirring puppy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Reputation#49639794)



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Date: February 6th, 2026 7:51 PM
Author: soul-stirring puppy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Reputation#49652305)



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Date: February 6th, 2026 8:25 PM
Author: Deranged frisky marketing idea faggot firefighter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Reputation#49652439)



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Date: February 6th, 2026 8:34 PM
Author: soul-stirring puppy

Battle Diaper Alita (tp) recording your Answering Machine greeting (tp, to be perfectly clear)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Reputation#49652462)



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Date: February 7th, 2026 12:47 AM
Author: soul-stirring puppy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Reputation#49653001)



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Date: February 8th, 2026 10:09 PM
Author: soul-stirring puppy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Reputation#49657164)



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Date: February 11th, 2026 11:29 PM
Author: soul-stirring puppy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Reputation#49664938)



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Date: February 12th, 2026 5:24 PM
Author: soul-stirring puppy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Reputation#49666650)



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Date: February 25th, 2026 3:50 PM
Author: soul-stirring puppy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Reputation#49694871)



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Date: February 28th, 2026 12:30 PM
Author: soul-stirring puppy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Reputation#49702519)



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Date: March 1st, 2026 9:14 PM
Author: soul-stirring puppy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Reputation#49706781)



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Date: March 1st, 2026 9:19 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac crackhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Reputation#49706795)



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Date: March 1st, 2026 9:19 PM
Author: soul-stirring puppy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Reputation#49706796)



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Date: March 1st, 2026 9:28 PM
Author: unhinged sanctuary legal warrant

a girl called long-distance from hawaii while on vacation for spring break with her family and left me a message. i can still hear the nervousness in her voice. now i delete voicemails without even listening to them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Reputation#49706824)



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Date: March 1st, 2026 9:30 PM
Author: soul-stirring puppy

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5647441&mc=6&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Reputation#49706828)



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Date: March 1st, 2026 9:47 PM
Author: unhinged sanctuary legal warrant

i initially read that as G.C. Charlatan

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Reputation#49706889)



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Date: March 1st, 2026 10:16 PM
Author: soul-stirring puppy

Bob Vylan and GC Charlatan meeting in Interstellar bookshelf realm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Reputation#49706974)



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Date: March 6th, 2026 10:07 AM
Author: unhinged sanctuary legal warrant

🌌📚⏳️

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Reputation#49720536)



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Date: March 6th, 2026 10:31 AM
Author: soul-stirring puppy

🤔🧐😋

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Reputation#49720611)



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Date: March 1st, 2026 9:44 PM
Author: silver stimulating friendly grandma

How do you say I miss you to an answering machine?

How do you say good night to an answering machine?

How do you say I'm lonely to an answering machine?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Reputation#49706880)



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Date: March 1st, 2026 9:46 PM
Author: soul-stirring puppy

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Reputation#49706886)



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Date: March 5th, 2026 4:39 PM
Author: soul-stirring puppy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Reputation#49718753)



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Date: March 6th, 2026 12:56 AM
Author: soul-stirring puppy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Reputation#49720164)



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Date: March 11th, 2026 12:18 AM
Author: soul-stirring puppy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Reputation#49733811)



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Date: March 14th, 2026 5:30 PM
Author: soul-stirring puppy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Reputation#49743659)



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Date: March 23rd, 2026 5:59 PM
Author: Fidele in Bruges circa 2003



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Reputation#49763415)