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Poast new message in this thread
Date: August 2nd, 2021 3:10 AM Author: Bistre Concupiscible Lettuce (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Reputation#42882671) |
Date: August 2nd, 2021 3:15 AM Author: Chestnut dilemma ugh man. in college i met this cute girl at the bookstore and gave her my #. she left a message when i was out, but because i bought the cheapest piece of shit answering machine her message got garbled after the first few seconds ("hey, we met at the bookstore..."). so i didn't have her # or name and never saw her again. she probably thinks i ghosted her. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Reputation#42882683) |
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Date: August 2nd, 2021 3:52 AM Author: Bistre Concupiscible Lettuce "And once again, after who knows what aeons of the silence and dark, the birds will sing and the waters flow, and lights and shadows move across the hills,
And the faces of our friends laugh upon us with amazed recognition."
All wholesome misunderstandings will have their day in the sun, thank Goodness! |
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Date: August 14th, 2021 8:21 AM Author: Bistre Concupiscible Lettuce (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Reputation#42944243) |
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Date: September 2nd, 2021 5:19 PM Author: Bistre Concupiscible Lettuce (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Reputation#43053104) |
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Date: September 16th, 2021 6:53 AM Author: Bistre Concupiscible Lettuce (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Reputation#43124776) |
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Date: September 25th, 2021 8:44 AM Author: lilac sticky windowlicker cruise ship (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Reputation#43174757) |
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Date: September 25th, 2021 8:46 AM Author: Bistre Concupiscible Lettuce (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Reputation#43174768) |
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Date: February 7th, 2026 12:55 AM Author: Fishy fighting new version crackhouse Couldn't you have checked your bill to see what number called? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Reputation#49653016) |
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Date: August 2nd, 2021 3:16 AM Author: razzle state azn My mom once recorded an answering machine greeting where she yelled at my brother that she didn't know how he was getting home from his friend's house and to call her from a pay phone. She left it on there and we kept getting messages like "Uh..... Hi, this is Rachel calling for Mr. Sickly from Dr. Blah blah..." (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Reputation#42882686) |
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Date: August 2nd, 2021 4:00 AM Author: Bistre Concupiscible Lettuce LOL. Speaking of wholesome misunderstandings - truly the kind of thing that could only happen in the 90s.
My first relationship happened at the turn of the 21st century, and I remember frequently using payphones at the mall and/or promenade type places to arrange pick up times with our parents.
And I also distinctly remember feeling reluctant to get a cellphone, even when my parents, my sisters, and my girlfriend's sisters all wanted me to have one.
My junior high girlfriend and I knew that something valuable was being lost - living in a reality unmediated by screens - and held out as long as we could. (She's a Mediterranean Catholicmo - coincidence? I don't think so. All heart.) |
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Date: August 14th, 2021 8:21 AM Author: Bistre Concupiscible Lettuce (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Reputation#42944245) |
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Date: September 2nd, 2021 5:19 PM Author: Bistre Concupiscible Lettuce (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Reputation#43053102) |
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Date: September 27th, 2021 2:47 AM Author: Bistre Concupiscible Lettuce (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Reputation#43183891) |
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Date: September 29th, 2021 2:04 AM Author: Vigorous national "You've reached the..."
entire intact, white nuclear family together: "Johnson family! Leave a message!"
*lib shudders* |
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Date: September 29th, 2021 2:07 AM Author: Bistre Concupiscible Lettuce 😂😂😂 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Reputation#43194586) |
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Date: September 30th, 2021 12:02 AM Author: Bistre Concupiscible Lettuce (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Reputation#43199501) |
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Date: September 30th, 2021 4:52 PM Author: Bistre Concupiscible Lettuce (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Reputation#43202536) |
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Date: September 30th, 2021 4:54 PM Author: lime tanning salon clown (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Reputation#43202544) |
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Date: September 30th, 2021 5:23 PM Author: Bistre Concupiscible Lettuce (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Reputation#43202647) |
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Date: October 17th, 2021 9:26 PM Author: Bistre Concupiscible Lettuce !!! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Reputation#43288109) |
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Date: November 27th, 2021 12:51 AM Author: Bistre Concupiscible Lettuce (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Reputation#43515330) |
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Date: November 27th, 2021 2:52 AM Author: Bistre Concupiscible Lettuce LMAO at this planet... (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Reputation#43515656) |
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Date: November 28th, 2021 7:56 PM Author: Bistre Concupiscible Lettuce (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Reputation#43523933) |
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Date: November 29th, 2021 1:43 AM Author: Bistre Concupiscible Lettuce (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Reputation#43525643) |
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Date: November 29th, 2021 1:47 AM Author: Vigorous national (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Reputation#43525655) |
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Date: November 29th, 2021 1:52 AM Author: Bistre Concupiscible Lettuce !!! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Reputation#43525672) |
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Date: February 1st, 2026 8:49 PM Author: bearded hyperventilating box office boistinker (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Reputation#49639864) |
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Date: February 1st, 2026 8:50 PM Author: Bistre Concupiscible Lettuce (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Reputation#49639870) |
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Date: February 6th, 2026 8:37 PM Author: poppy set partner (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Reputation#49652472) |
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Date: February 6th, 2026 8:43 PM Author: Bistre Concupiscible Lettuce (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Reputation#49652480) |
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Date: August 2nd, 2021 5:03 AM Author: haunting indian lodge round eye I remember my sister and I deliberately deleting each others' messages (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Reputation#42882772) |
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Date: August 3rd, 2021 1:09 AM Author: Bistre Concupiscible Lettuce This sounds like something out of Charlie Brown or John Hughes: 180! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Reputation#42887666) |
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Date: August 3rd, 2021 6:21 AM Author: haunting indian lodge round eye our parents even got us our own phone line- 1992 dreaming (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Reputation#42888212) |
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Date: August 14th, 2021 8:18 AM Author: Bistre Concupiscible Lettuce Can't believe I missed this poast, Ho Lee Fuk (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Reputation#42944234) |
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Date: August 2nd, 2021 8:36 AM Author: tantric kink-friendly private investor (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Reputation#42883021) |
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Date: August 2nd, 2021 8:49 AM Author: Cruel-hearted arousing police squad (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Reputation#42883064) |
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Date: August 8th, 2021 5:48 AM Author: Bistre Concupiscible Lettuce (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Reputation#42914998) |
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Date: August 14th, 2021 7:55 AM Author: Bistre Concupiscible Lettuce (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Reputation#42944196) |
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Date: August 14th, 2021 8:21 AM Author: Pale Useless Church Building Giraffe aren't you fancy (tony soprano's mom) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Reputation#42944246) |
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Date: August 15th, 2021 11:46 AM Author: Bistre Concupiscible Lettuce Lol'd IRL, tyft (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Reputation#42950183) |
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Date: August 15th, 2021 11:49 AM Author: supple plaza turdskin Asking operator to do an emergency cut-in so your mom can come pick you up from the mall. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Reputation#42950197) |
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Date: August 15th, 2021 12:34 PM Author: Bistre Concupiscible Lettuce 180000000000000000000 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Reputation#42950447) |
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Date: August 16th, 2021 1:26 AM Author: Bistre Concupiscible Lettuce (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Reputation#42954648) |
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Date: August 16th, 2021 3:16 AM Author: Bistre Concupiscible Lettuce (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Reputation#42954896) |
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Date: August 18th, 2021 3:04 PM Author: Bistre Concupiscible Lettuce (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Reputation#42969770) |
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Date: August 18th, 2021 3:08 PM Author: chocolate house Strong thread/moniker synergy (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Reputation#42969803) |
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Date: August 18th, 2021 3:08 PM Author: Bistre Concupiscible Lettuce ;-) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Reputation#42969808) |
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Date: August 18th, 2021 3:10 PM Author: Adventurous Plum Meetinghouse Weird how voice mail used to be something to look forward to. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Reputation#42969813) |
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Date: August 18th, 2021 5:55 PM Author: supple plaza turdskin Someone in a neighborhood group found a phone and this boomer recommended he call the number and leave a voicemail because people still check their voicemail.
I don't think I've checked a voicemail in years. |
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Date: September 27th, 2021 2:46 AM Author: Bistre Concupiscible Lettuce (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Reputation#43183889) |
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Date: September 27th, 2021 2:46 AM Author: Bistre Concupiscible Lettuce (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Reputation#43183888) |
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Date: August 22nd, 2021 2:18 AM Author: Bistre Concupiscible Lettuce (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Reputation#42989440) |
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Date: September 2nd, 2021 5:18 PM Author: Bistre Concupiscible Lettuce (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Reputation#43053100) |
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Date: September 2nd, 2021 5:19 PM Author: Domesticated Olive Preventive Strike It was in my parents' bedroom. I would distinctly remember coming home from a weekend away, and all of us would crowd into their room as they played the messages. 180 family nostalgia. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Reputation#43053111) |
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Date: September 13th, 2021 12:42 AM Author: Bistre Concupiscible Lettuce (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Reputation#43106521) |
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Date: September 13th, 2021 6:06 AM Author: Bistre Concupiscible Lettuce This poast blew my mind, not flame (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Reputation#43107001) |
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Date: September 13th, 2021 6:07 AM Author: Bistre Concupiscible Lettuce As in, an honest-to-goodness Proustian portal to the past, pure wholesomeness on all levels, my friend. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Reputation#43107002) |
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Date: September 25th, 2021 8:44 AM Author: lilac sticky windowlicker cruise ship (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Reputation#43174759) |
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Date: September 25th, 2021 7:48 PM Author: Bistre Concupiscible Lettuce (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Reputation#43177601) |
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Date: September 16th, 2021 4:43 AM Author: Bistre Concupiscible Lettuce (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Reputation#43124696) |
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Date: September 25th, 2021 5:03 AM Author: Bistre Concupiscible Lettuce (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Reputation#43174542) |
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Date: September 29th, 2021 2:02 AM Author: Bistre Concupiscible Lettuce (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Reputation#43194577) |
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Date: October 7th, 2021 11:32 PM Author: Bistre Concupiscible Lettuce (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Reputation#43239492) |
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Date: October 17th, 2021 9:29 PM Author: ungodly contagious dopamine dingle berry [your dad, hoping he can lunge for the button before you or your mom] (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Reputation#43288116) |
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Date: October 19th, 2021 10:54 PM Author: Bistre Concupiscible Lettuce 😂😂😂 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Reputation#43299359) |
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Date: October 24th, 2021 8:55 PM Author: Bistre Concupiscible Lettuce (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Reputation#43324612) |
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Date: November 26th, 2021 9:14 PM Author: Bistre Concupiscible Lettuce (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Reputation#43514420) |
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Date: August 19th, 2025 11:21 AM Author: Domesticated Olive Preventive Strike (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Reputation#49196901) |
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Date: August 20th, 2025 11:21 PM Author: Bistre Concupiscible Lettuce (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Reputation#49199590) |
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Date: August 21st, 2025 10:37 AM Author: Domesticated Olive Preventive Strike (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Reputation#49200263) |
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Date: August 21st, 2025 1:49 PM Author: Bistre Concupiscible Lettuce (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Reputation#49200780) |
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Date: October 24th, 2025 7:11 PM Author: Bistre Concupiscible Lettuce (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Reputation#49372624) |
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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:12 PM Author: Bistre Concupiscible Lettuce (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Reputation#49375825) |
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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:12 PM Author: Bistre Concupiscible Lettuce (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Reputation#49375827) |
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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:12 PM Author: Bistre Concupiscible Lettuce (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Reputation#49375828) |
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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:13 PM Author: Bistre Concupiscible Lettuce (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Reputation#49375830) |
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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:18 PM Author: fantasy-prone fat ankles (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Reputation#49375842) |
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Date: October 26th, 2025 2:59 PM Author: Bistre Concupiscible Lettuce (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Reputation#49376322) |
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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:25 PM Author: mauve nowag *is young biglaw associate who went camping over the weekend* *checks work voicemail at 6 am Monday* "You have ... 24 ... new voicemails." |
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Date: October 26th, 2025 2:59 PM Author: Bistre Concupiscible Lettuce Okay, I lol'd (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Reputation#49376324) |
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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:26 PM Author: mauve nowag *listens to caller's 5-7 minute rambling voicemail about important matter that finishes with, "anyway, please call me ASAP at [recites number in slurring voice at breakneck speed]"* *sighs*
*hits 'repeat voicemail' button* |
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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:29 PM Author: Bistre Concupiscible Lettuce On the bright side, 5-7 minute rambling to make sense of against all odds - and even endlessly repeatable once in a while due to its "180"ness - is mystically similar, in a certain sense, to his other time consuming interest outside the modern white collar services professions, mysteriously known as: "ZoZo" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Reputation#49376409) |
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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:30 PM Author: mauve nowag (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Reputation#49376411) |
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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:30 PM Author: Bistre Concupiscible Lettuce (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Reputation#49376412) |
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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:31 PM Author: Bistre Concupiscible Lettuce I really like it here in case I didn't make that clear, my genuinely witty and insightful pumo brother in arms (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Reputation#49376414) |
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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:36 PM Author: mauve nowag o it's clear brother.
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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:37 PM Author: Bistre Concupiscible Lettuce <3<3<3
Gorgeous noblesse oblige on your part, which I had a feeling about given your sense of humor, unironically :-) |
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Date: February 1st, 2026 8:29 PM Author: Bistre Concupiscible Lettuce (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Reputation#49639794) |
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Date: February 6th, 2026 7:51 PM Author: Bistre Concupiscible Lettuce (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Reputation#49652305) |
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Date: February 6th, 2026 8:25 PM Author: Hairraiser national security agency (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Reputation#49652439) |
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Date: February 6th, 2026 8:34 PM Author: Bistre Concupiscible Lettuce Battle Diaper Alita (tp) recording your Answering Machine greeting (tp, to be perfectly clear) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Reputation#49652462) |
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Date: February 7th, 2026 12:47 AM Author: Bistre Concupiscible Lettuce (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Reputation#49653001) |
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Date: February 8th, 2026 10:09 PM Author: Bistre Concupiscible Lettuce (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Reputation#49657164) |
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Date: February 11th, 2026 11:29 PM Author: Bistre Concupiscible Lettuce (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Reputation#49664938) |
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Date: February 12th, 2026 5:24 PM Author: Bistre Concupiscible Lettuce (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Reputation#49666650) |
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Date: February 25th, 2026 3:50 PM Author: Bistre Concupiscible Lettuce (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Reputation#49694871) |
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Date: February 28th, 2026 12:30 PM Author: Bistre Concupiscible Lettuce (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Reputation#49702519) |
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Date: March 1st, 2026 9:14 PM Author: Bistre Concupiscible Lettuce (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Reputation#49706781) |
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Date: March 1st, 2026 9:19 PM Author: haunting indian lodge round eye (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Reputation#49706795) |
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Date: March 1st, 2026 9:19 PM Author: Bistre Concupiscible Lettuce (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Reputation#49706796) |
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Date: March 1st, 2026 9:28 PM Author: Massive Confused Quadroon Public Bath a girl called long-distance from hawaii while on vacation for spring break with her family and left me a message. i can still hear the nervousness in her voice. now i delete voicemails without even listening to them. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Reputation#49706824) |
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Date: March 1st, 2026 9:30 PM Author: Bistre Concupiscible Lettuce http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5647441&mc=6&forum_id=2 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Reputation#49706828) |
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Date: March 1st, 2026 9:47 PM Author: Massive Confused Quadroon Public Bath i initially read that as G.C. Charlatan (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Reputation#49706889) |
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Date: March 1st, 2026 10:16 PM Author: Bistre Concupiscible Lettuce Bob Vylan and GC Charlatan meeting in Interstellar bookshelf realm (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Reputation#49706974) |
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Date: March 6th, 2026 10:07 AM Author: Massive Confused Quadroon Public Bath 🌌📚⏳️ (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Reputation#49720536) |
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Date: March 6th, 2026 10:31 AM Author: Bistre Concupiscible Lettuce 🤔🧐😋 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Reputation#49720611) |
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Date: March 1st, 2026 9:44 PM Author: Cordovan prole How do you say I miss you to an answering machine? How do you say good night to an answering machine? How do you say I'm lonely to an answering machine? |
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Date: March 1st, 2026 9:46 PM Author: Bistre Concupiscible Lettuce !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Reputation#49706886) |
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Date: March 5th, 2026 4:39 PM Author: Bistre Concupiscible Lettuce (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Reputation#49718753) |
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Date: March 6th, 2026 12:56 AM Author: Bistre Concupiscible Lettuce (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Reputation#49720164) |
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Date: March 11th, 2026 12:18 AM Author: Bistre Concupiscible Lettuce (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Reputation#49733811) |
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Date: March 14th, 2026 5:30 PM Author: Bistre Concupiscible Lettuce (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Reputation#49743659) |
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Date: March 23rd, 2026 5:59 PM Author: Bistre Concupiscible Lettuce (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Reputation#49763415) |
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Date: March 28th, 2026 1:23 PM Author: Bistre Concupiscible Lettuce (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Reputation#49776406) |
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Date: June 2nd, 2026 8:08 PM Author: Emilio Estevez circa 2032 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2Reputation#49911902) |