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180 new movie idea “Vertical Crust” (2022)

*Nuvole Bianche plays throughout trailer* *Morgan Freeman...
Up-to-no-good judgmental scourge upon the earth
  07/10/22
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=4VR-6AS0-l4 https://m.youtube...
Painfully honest maniacal wagecucks
  10/13/22
love the effort
Trip well-lubricated giraffe
  07/10/22
appreciate the effort
Milky cracking stage
  07/10/22
Team Crust
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  07/11/22
Lol
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Ty for this. Past few weeks has been a return to form for y...
laughsome deer antler rigpig
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Thanks man. With kids and a family and IRS I can’t rea...
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  07/10/22
Same
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Which character does Morgan Freeman play?
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Lmao
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I lost it at (no explanation)
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jet-lagged grizzly school
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I guess
Stimulating locus
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Hairless irradiated jew tattoo
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“Fuck you tin woodsman!”
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heady coldplay fan
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180
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But once he gets to college he realizes he’s too short...
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Still wondering about the peeping tom misdemeanor incident a...
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Thomas Utopia immediately is in awe of Crust’s height!
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Wait how the fuck was this written in 2022? I feel like this...
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Date: July 10th, 2022 5:48 PM
Author: Up-to-no-good judgmental scourge upon the earth

*Nuvole Bianche plays throughout trailer*

*Morgan Freeman sitting in dark room talking to someone but you don’t know who*

“You’ve got it. Every woman wants what you have. Every girl grows up wanting what you have to offer. When a woman is growing up, it’s like a cake. Or an ice cream. Let’s say dessert. But you’re the finish. You’re their Crust. They want their Vertical Crust.”

*camera zooms on you*

David Crust is a senior in high school. He’s awkward. He’s hideous. When he was younger he was subject to no less than a dozen surgeries that resulted in him having aluminum plates all over his body. His one eye was replaced by a wood eye. Half of his face was missing, now aluminum. All of the skin on his arms and legs were missing, now aluminum. The top of his head had the tin man top (no explanation).

“Fuck you tin woodsman!” *kid throws a piece of brick at him*

*David Crust walking alone through the football field gets leveled by Tomas Utopia*

Tomas Utopia was at football practice and immediately apologizes. He stands up and helps up David Crust. Thomas Utopia is a 5’10 younger Zack Efron (body, face, eyes and hair) look alike who was playing football and knocked over David Crust.

Crust gets up and is 6’4. Thomas Utopia immediately is in awe of Crust’s height!

They become great friends. Crust immediately falls for Utopia’s prom Queen beautiful GF, Julia Lataza.

Utopia is a three star athlete and going to college on a lacrosse scholarship. But once he gets to college he realizes he’s too short to succeed in various social circles.

Crust, who looks like Tin Man from wizard of Oz, falls in love with Julia. As Julia goes to college and realizes she can no longer being around her “Utopian Boyfriend” out of fear of being ridiculed that he’s too short, she befriends David Crust (working community service near her college after a misdemeanor peeping tom (no pun intended) conviction). They begin to fall in love.

Will Julia be loyal to her boyfriend or will she seek out her “Vertical Crust”? Oh does she have a decision to make.

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Date: October 13th, 2022 7:54 PM
Author: Painfully honest maniacal wagecucks

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=4VR-6AS0-l4

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=i7UW-MKthI0



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Date: July 10th, 2022 5:50 PM
Author: Trip well-lubricated giraffe

love the effort

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Date: July 10th, 2022 5:54 PM
Author: Milky cracking stage

appreciate the effort

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Date: July 10th, 2022 8:13 PM
Author: Up-to-no-good judgmental scourge upon the earth

Team Crust

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Date: July 10th, 2022 8:55 PM
Author: Crusty fuchsia roast beef



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Date: July 10th, 2022 8:58 PM
Author: Up-to-no-good judgmental scourge upon the earth



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Date: July 11th, 2022 4:52 PM
Author: Up-to-no-good judgmental scourge upon the earth



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Date: July 10th, 2022 8:23 PM
Author: Crusty fuchsia roast beef

Lol

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Date: July 10th, 2022 8:26 PM
Author: Ocher Duck-like Partner Space



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Date: July 10th, 2022 8:28 PM
Author: laughsome deer antler rigpig

Ty for this. Past few weeks has been a return to form for you.

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Date: July 10th, 2022 8:30 PM
Author: Up-to-no-good judgmental scourge upon the earth

Thanks man. With kids and a family and IRS I can’t really find time to poast so anytime I get a chance to throw one out there just know I’m trying my best.

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Date: July 11th, 2022 8:10 AM
Author: Up-to-no-good judgmental scourge upon the earth

Same

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Date: July 10th, 2022 8:45 PM
Author: thriller slimy lay

Which character does Morgan Freeman play?

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Date: July 10th, 2022 8:46 PM
Author: Boyish twinkling uncleanness piazza



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Date: July 10th, 2022 8:48 PM
Author: Excitant public bath

Lmao

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Date: July 10th, 2022 8:48 PM
Author: Excitant public bath

I lost it at (no explanation)

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Date: October 14th, 2022 11:09 AM
Author: mustard zombie-like multi-billionaire brethren



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Date: July 8th, 2023 8:16 PM
Author: motley iridescent garrison corn cake



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Date: July 11th, 2022 8:13 AM
Author: godawful erotic set blood rage



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Date: July 11th, 2022 8:17 AM
Author: jet-lagged grizzly school



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Date: July 11th, 2022 10:16 AM
Author: Up-to-no-good judgmental scourge upon the earth



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Date: July 11th, 2022 10:20 AM
Author: Stimulating locus

I guess

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Date: July 11th, 2022 10:21 AM
Author: Hairless irradiated jew tattoo



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Date: July 11th, 2022 10:22 AM
Author: laughsome deer antler rigpig

“Fuck you tin woodsman!”

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Date: July 11th, 2022 10:23 AM
Author: Mahogany deep juggernaut



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Date: July 11th, 2022 3:11 PM
Author: Crusty fuchsia roast beef



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Date: August 16th, 2022 6:01 AM
Author: Painfully honest maniacal wagecucks



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Date: October 13th, 2022 7:45 PM
Author: Up-to-no-good judgmental scourge upon the earth



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Date: October 13th, 2022 7:49 PM
Author: heady coldplay fan



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Date: October 13th, 2022 7:51 PM
Author: Painfully honest maniacal wagecucks



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Date: October 13th, 2022 7:54 PM
Author: Geriatric crotch generalized bond

180

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Date: October 24th, 2022 4:00 PM
Author: Painfully honest maniacal wagecucks



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Date: October 24th, 2022 4:04 PM
Author: big green theatre background story



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Date: October 24th, 2022 9:01 PM
Author: Up-to-no-good judgmental scourge upon the earth



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Date: July 8th, 2023 8:09 PM
Author: Up-to-no-good judgmental scourge upon the earth



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Date: July 8th, 2023 8:42 PM
Author: hilarious turquoise gaping home

But once he gets to college he realizes he’s too short to succeed in various social circles.

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Date: July 16th, 2023 7:28 PM
Author: big green theatre background story



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Date: September 9th, 2023 1:17 PM
Author: Up-to-no-good judgmental scourge upon the earth



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Date: September 9th, 2023 1:19 PM
Author: jet-lagged grizzly school



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Date: September 15th, 2023 10:27 PM
Author: thriller slimy lay

Still wondering about the peeping tom misdemeanor incident and what really happened.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5150534&forum_id=2Reputation#46803137)



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Date: September 7th, 2024 10:48 AM
Author: Up-to-no-good judgmental scourge upon the earth



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Date: March 12th, 2026 1:51 PM
Author: Excitant public bath



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Date: March 12th, 2026 2:07 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle Striped Hyena



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Date: March 12th, 2026 2:09 PM
Author: Excitant public bath

Thomas Utopia immediately is in awe of Crust’s height!

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Date: March 13th, 2026 6:58 PM
Author: Up-to-no-good judgmental scourge upon the earth

Wait how the fuck was this written in 2022? I feel like this was yesterday.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5150534&forum_id=2Reputation#49741087)