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Friend told me his daughter went to a 'Twerky Turkey' assembly at school

They had told all the kids it was going to be a classic Than...
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Dude she worked hard on it be nice
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Date: November 23rd, 2022 7:33 AM
Author: Opaque rigor

They had told all the kids it was going to be a classic Thanksgiving pageant and they had some of them dressed as pilgrims, some as turkeys, etc. Nobody dressed like an Indian for racial reasons which makes sense.

Anyway, halfway through it turned out it wasn't really that sort of pageant at all--the lights started flashing and a big black voice said, "Enough of this white meat, we want DARK MEAT! HERE'S TWERKY TURKEY"

And this person (not sure if it was male or female--they might not be sure themselves) ran out in a turkey costume but it was pretty revealing. And started twerking. This went on for several minutes and then the lights came back on.

My friend's daughter was really upset and crying since she had worked hard on her speech (she was a bowl of yams) and they stopped it before it got to that part.

My friend is really angry and he wants to complain at the next school board meeting.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5240605&forum_id=2Reputation#45533980)



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Date: November 23rd, 2022 5:30 PM
Author: Opaque rigor



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Date: November 23rd, 2022 5:32 PM
Author: yellow black woman



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Date: November 24th, 2023 9:40 AM
Author: orange legend brethren



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5240605&forum_id=2Reputation#47092703)



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Date: November 24th, 2023 9:41 AM
Author: yellow black woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5240605&forum_id=2Reputation#47092704)



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Date: November 24th, 2023 9:43 AM
Author: duck-like tattoo

Can't even tell if this is satire any more.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5240605&forum_id=2Reputation#47092709)



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Date: November 24th, 2023 9:55 AM
Author: Racy alcoholic shitlib

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5240605&forum_id=2Reputation#47092722)



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Date: March 30th, 2025 12:34 PM
Author: orange legend brethren



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5240605&forum_id=2Reputation#48796545)



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Date: May 2nd, 2025 5:08 PM
Author: rusted dog poop



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Date: November 24th, 2023 9:44 AM
Author: carnelian yapping tanning salon immigrant

<3 u guys so much

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5240605&forum_id=2Reputation#47092711)



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Date: November 24th, 2023 9:46 AM
Author: painfully honest adulterous rehab generalized bond

These YAMS, These YAMS. OH, LOOK AT THEM DANCE!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5240605&forum_id=2Reputation#47092714)



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Date: November 24th, 2023 6:50 PM
Author: Opaque rigor

Dude she worked hard on it be nice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5240605&forum_id=2Reputation#47094823)



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Date: November 24th, 2023 9:55 AM
Author: Racy alcoholic shitlib

Wait waiit wait....

We need to know the AGES of these girls before I know to unzip or not.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5240605&forum_id=2Reputation#47092721)



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Date: November 24th, 2023 11:24 AM
Author: honey-headed charismatic community account laser beams

Love is Love

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Date: November 28th, 2024 2:52 PM
Author: vermilion personal credit line



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Date: November 24th, 2023 11:26 AM
Author: Passionate lime church building



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5240605&forum_id=2Reputation#47093006)



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Date: November 24th, 2023 11:03 PM
Author: orange legend brethren



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5240605&forum_id=2Reputation#47095630)



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Date: November 24th, 2023 11:05 PM
Author: iridescent overrated house people who are hurt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5240605&forum_id=2Reputation#47095635)



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Date: November 25th, 2023 7:46 PM
Author: orange legend brethren



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5240605&forum_id=2Reputation#47098836)



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Date: November 25th, 2023 7:47 PM
Author: Racy alcoholic shitlib

"the lights started flashing and a big black voice said, "Enough of this white meat, we want DARK MEAT! HERE'S TWERKY TURKEY"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5240605&forum_id=2Reputation#47098853)



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Date: November 25th, 2023 7:47 PM
Author: pearl crotch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5240605&forum_id=2Reputation#47098854)



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Date: November 25th, 2023 7:50 PM
Author: orange legend brethren



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5240605&forum_id=2Reputation#47098866)



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Date: November 29th, 2023 8:04 AM
Author: Opaque rigor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5240605&forum_id=2Reputation#47111825)



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Date: December 7th, 2023 8:01 AM
Author: vermilion personal credit line



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5240605&forum_id=2Reputation#47143080)



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Date: December 7th, 2023 4:03 PM
Author: shaky confused roommate

this is like a scene from a Black remake of A Christmas Story

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5240605&forum_id=2Reputation#47144858)



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Date: April 4th, 2025 10:09 PM
Author: Racy alcoholic shitlib



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5240605&forum_id=2Reputation#48816934)



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Date: April 4th, 2025 10:20 PM
Author: comical thirsty hospital voyeur



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5240605&forum_id=2Reputation#48816958)



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Date: December 4th, 2023 7:32 PM
Author: comical thirsty hospital voyeur



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5240605&forum_id=2Reputation#47133294)



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Date: December 4th, 2023 7:34 PM
Author: vermilion personal credit line



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5240605&forum_id=2Reputation#47133299)



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Date: December 4th, 2023 7:36 PM
Author: Vibrant parlour

under appreciated thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5240605&forum_id=2Reputation#47133305)



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Date: December 7th, 2023 8:19 AM
Author: Opaque rigor

Johnsmeyer pastiche is hard but I'm proud with how this turned out

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5240605&forum_id=2Reputation#47143110)



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Date: December 7th, 2023 4:00 PM
Author: vermilion personal credit line

she was a bowl of yams

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5240605&forum_id=2Reputation#47144848)



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Date: December 7th, 2023 4:28 AM
Author: comical thirsty hospital voyeur



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5240605&forum_id=2Reputation#47142866)



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Date: November 8th, 2024 5:43 AM
Author: Opaque rigor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5240605&forum_id=2Reputation#48309451)



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Date: November 28th, 2024 2:44 PM
Author: adventurous azure stage twinkling uncleanness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5240605&forum_id=2Reputation#48390994)



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Date: March 30th, 2025 11:28 AM
Author: fighting center messiness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5240605&forum_id=2Reputation#48796380)



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Date: March 30th, 2025 11:32 AM
Author: Opaque rigor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5240605&forum_id=2Reputation#48796391)



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Date: May 2nd, 2025 5:04 PM
Author: dark pungent sneaky criminal

they might not be sure themselves

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5240605&forum_id=2Reputation#48899759)



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Date: November 28th, 2025 9:18 AM
Author: dr. heiter

tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5240605&forum_id=2Reputation#49467430)



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Date: May 2nd, 2025 5:08 PM
Author: rusted dog poop

"My friend's daughter was really upset and crying since she had worked hard on her speech (she was a bowl of yams)"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5240605&forum_id=2Reputation#48899766)



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Date: May 19th, 2025 5:33 PM
Author: cerebral jet goal in life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5240605&forum_id=2Reputation#48945298)



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Date: November 28th, 2025 9:17 AM
Author: dr. heiter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5240605&forum_id=2Reputation#49467427)



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Date: November 28th, 2025 9:19 AM
Author: (she was a bowl of yams) ((zurich is stained))



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5240605&forum_id=2Reputation#49467431)