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did i just fuck up at firm event?

my firm had a big event this weekend and got sully sullenber...
gaped sanctuary
  07/16/23
lol alpha af
arousing double fault affirmative action
  07/16/23
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Exciting poppy candlestick maker
  07/16/23
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comical jet field cuck
  07/16/23
You should offer anal and/or oral to make up for it
Yapping Stirring Milk
  07/16/23
You should have said "I like pilots who don't crash the...
Underhanded Know-it-all Hall
  07/16/23
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Swashbuckling Effete Stead Quadroon
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buck-toothed parlour
  07/16/23
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iridescent beta temple
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niggerstomper59
  05/01/26
just heard from one guy in the group with whom i work closel...
gaped sanctuary
  07/16/23
Double down. If confronted, mention that in college you did...
buck-toothed parlour
  07/16/23
assume i do this but that it’s not technically true. w...
gaped sanctuary
  07/16/23
It's hard to prove a negative, it's not like they can review...
buck-toothed parlour
  07/16/23
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gaped sanctuary
  07/18/23
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Overrated razzle-dazzle pistol
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titillating pearly jap rehab
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mind-boggling range
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niggerstomper59
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massive talking love of her life
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iridescent beta temple
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Excitant Pit
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gaped sanctuary
  11/29/23
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Ivory Piazza
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Overrated razzle-dazzle pistol
  11/29/23
first off, fuck your ass and the clique you claim
Trip Gas Station Boistinker
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gaped sanctuary
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gaped sanctuary
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gaped sanctuary
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outnumbered locus
  03/21/25
Update: OP is now managing partner of the firm
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  03/21/25
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boltzmann penis
  05/01/26


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Date: July 16th, 2023 12:32 AM
Author: gaped sanctuary

my firm had a big event this weekend and got sully sullenberger to give the keynote address. it really was a great speech. afterward, he was mingling with several firm bigwigs and i walked up to try to ingratiate myself. i felt a little self-conscious sidling up like that and tried to break the tension with a joke. as soon as i walked up i looked at sully and said “well, i guess everyone’s the hero of their own story, right?” i’m actually a big fan and thought my comment would be self-evidently tongue in cheek. anyway, nobody said anything for like the longest three seconds of my life and sully finally responded with a very sober (and just gracious enough to be deadly) “i suppose that’s often the case, son.” my group head immediately stepped in to remind sully of someone he wanted him to meet and the crowd dispersed. haven’t heard anything from any of them since. what’s my play here?

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Date: July 16th, 2023 1:34 AM
Author: arousing double fault affirmative action

lol alpha af

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Date: July 16th, 2023 12:34 AM
Author: Exciting poppy candlestick maker



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Date: July 16th, 2023 1:28 AM
Author: comical jet field cuck



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Date: July 16th, 2023 1:33 AM
Author: Yapping Stirring Milk

You should offer anal and/or oral to make up for it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5373411&forum_id=2Reputation#46552631)



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Date: July 16th, 2023 1:36 AM
Author: Underhanded Know-it-all Hall

You should have said "I like pilots who don't crash their planes."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5373411&forum_id=2Reputation#46552634)



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Date: July 16th, 2023 11:43 AM
Author: Swashbuckling Effete Stead Quadroon



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Date: July 16th, 2023 11:47 AM
Author: buck-toothed parlour



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Date: March 21st, 2025 12:46 PM
Author: iridescent beta temple



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Date: May 1st, 2026 12:27 PM
Author: niggerstomper59 (✅🍑)



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Date: July 16th, 2023 11:38 AM
Author: gaped sanctuary

just heard from one guy in the group with whom i work closely. he said the hardest part of his night was not busting out laughing when i said it but that he wouldn’t want to be me today. how bad is this likely to get?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5373411&forum_id=2Reputation#46553249)



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Date: July 16th, 2023 11:40 AM
Author: buck-toothed parlour

Double down. If confronted, mention that in college you did a little bit of piloting and once landed an Airbus in the Hudson, you just weren't a publicity hound about it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5373411&forum_id=2Reputation#46553255)



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Date: July 16th, 2023 11:45 AM
Author: gaped sanctuary

assume i do this but that it’s not technically true. would there be some way for the firm to verify this? faa records or something?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5373411&forum_id=2Reputation#46553272)



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Date: July 16th, 2023 11:47 AM
Author: buck-toothed parlour

It's hard to prove a negative, it's not like they can review every FAA record to confirm you didn't land an AirBus in the Hudson. If they get really aggressive, you can also mention that you were working for the CIA at the time and the details of the incident are classified. If they have a top secret clearance and a plausible need to know, then you can share the details but until then you've said as much as you can.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5373411&forum_id=2Reputation#46553282)



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Date: July 18th, 2023 11:03 AM
Author: gaped sanctuary



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Date: July 18th, 2023 11:05 AM
Author: Overrated razzle-dazzle pistol



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Date: November 29th, 2023 10:05 AM
Author: titillating pearly jap rehab



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Date: March 21st, 2025 12:31 PM
Author: mind-boggling range



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Date: May 1st, 2026 12:27 PM
Author: niggerstomper59 (✅🍑)



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Date: March 21st, 2025 12:00 PM
Author: massive talking love of her life



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Date: March 21st, 2025 12:46 PM
Author: iridescent beta temple



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Date: July 18th, 2023 11:04 AM
Author: Excitant Pit



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Date: November 29th, 2023 10:03 AM
Author: gaped sanctuary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5373411&forum_id=2Reputation#47112131)



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Date: November 29th, 2023 10:05 AM
Author: Ivory Piazza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5373411&forum_id=2Reputation#47112136)



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Date: November 29th, 2023 10:06 AM
Author: Overrated razzle-dazzle pistol



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Date: November 29th, 2023 10:40 AM
Author: Trip Gas Station Boistinker

first off, fuck your ass and the clique you claim

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5373411&forum_id=2Reputation#47112231)



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Date: February 14th, 2024 12:17 AM
Author: gaped sanctuary



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Date: October 17th, 2024 12:50 AM
Author: gaped sanctuary



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Date: March 21st, 2025 11:46 AM
Author: gaped sanctuary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5373411&forum_id=2Reputation#48768598)



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Date: March 21st, 2025 11:49 AM
Author: outnumbered locus



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Date: March 21st, 2025 12:49 PM
Author: Awkward spectacular son of senegal

Update: OP is now managing partner of the firm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5373411&forum_id=2Reputation#48768838)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 12:23 PM
Author: boltzmann penis



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5373411&forum_id=2Reputation#49856893)