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People on LinkedIn are so "proud" of stupid nonsense

Oh, I just celebrated two years at this stupid company! Wow,...
Splenetic stirring headpube
  09/20/23
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Boyish stag film
  09/20/23
deactivate it friend
180 Godawful Messiness Ticket Booth
  09/20/23
I will, it's a complete scam and they send endless emails.
Splenetic stirring headpube
  09/20/23
Do supermarket managers have LinkedIn accounts?
cerise brunch
  09/20/23
Yeah, you'd be surprised. The ones at corporate think they'r...
Splenetic stirring headpube
  09/20/23
LinkedIn is important in that many of the people you're inte...
Judgmental big institution halford
  09/20/23
flame. it's actually better to give them 0 intel about you b...
180 Godawful Messiness Ticket Booth
  09/20/23
Actually, it's better to do both. The profile gives another...
Judgmental big institution halford
  09/20/23
You don't need a touchpoint faggot. Just be 180 irl
180 Godawful Messiness Ticket Booth
  09/20/23
Motherfucker unfortunately in 2023 you do need to be a touch...
Judgmental big institution halford
  09/20/23
Flame. If you were impressive you wouldn't need a "touc...
180 Godawful Messiness Ticket Booth
  09/20/23
You can keep telling yourself this and it can keep being not...
Judgmental big institution halford
  09/20/23
yeah of course plenty have gay linkedin profiles but i'm say...
180 Godawful Messiness Ticket Booth
  09/20/23
It may not be "necessary" but it improves your pro...
Judgmental big institution halford
  09/20/23
Cool guys at my firm barely touch their LinkedIn profile. Ma...
Heady Dilemma
  09/20/23
Lmao at writing a bio Just have employer, job title, loca...
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  09/20/23
You see this watch?
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  09/20/23
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Nudist blue digit ratio
  09/20/23
180
aromatic insanely creepy property
  07/05/24
“Proud to announce that I’ve hired CHAD as Head ...
clear box office
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Judgmental big institution halford
  09/20/23
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Poppy vivacious site
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Nudist blue digit ratio
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Bespoke Idea He Suggested
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Splenetic stirring headpube
  07/05/24
XO is so irrationally upset with this kind of thing. Who car...
tripping famous landscape painting
  09/20/23
What are you proud of evan39?
sickened sanctuary circlehead
  09/20/23
i love being a random solo. i forgot linkedin existed.
racy anal prole point
  09/20/23
fundamental Q: are ppl doing this self-promotion bullshit b/...
Amber generalized bond
  09/20/23
80% the former, which is an even more damning indictment of ...
Khaki Gay Wizard
  09/20/23
woah, sad if true
Amber generalized bond
  09/20/23
Sara Goldstein | Inside Sales Specialist I am humbled and...
Khaki Gay Wizard
  09/20/23
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Splenetic stirring headpube
  09/20/23
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Amber generalized bond
  09/20/23
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Judgmental big institution halford
  09/20/23
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Nudist blue digit ratio
  09/20/23
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Disrespectful telephone
  09/20/23
The womens shit is the worst.
Heady Dilemma
  09/20/23
lol
transparent senate pervert
  09/21/23
I swear I've read this same line a hundred times on there.
aromatic insanely creepy property
  07/05/24
LinkedIn is a big circle jerk of people who belong to the sa...
Buck-toothed area
  09/20/23
But enough about modern commerce
irradiated aggressive nibblets
  09/20/23
The engagement circle jerks the business posters have on Twi...
spectacular nubile tattoo
  09/20/23
twist: all of these comments are regarding plans to have the...
Judgmental big institution halford
  09/20/23
Twist -these comments are usually made by women
Heady Dilemma
  09/20/23
*women using chatgpt
transparent senate pervert
  09/21/23
To be fair the anniversary thing seems to be auto-poasted
Heady Dilemma
  09/20/23
I'm talking about the big, elaborate posts where they talk a...
Splenetic stirring headpube
  09/20/23
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Date: September 20th, 2023 12:38 PM
Author: Splenetic stirring headpube

Oh, I just celebrated two years at this stupid company! Wow, I just got promoted to Sales Manager II and am so thrilled! What a great team! What an adventure! 600 likes!

So sick of this stupid bullshit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5409332&forum_id=2Reputation#46821123)



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Date: September 20th, 2023 1:08 PM
Author: Boyish stag film



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5409332&forum_id=2Reputation#46821270)



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Date: September 20th, 2023 12:38 PM
Author: 180 Godawful Messiness Ticket Booth

deactivate it friend

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5409332&forum_id=2Reputation#46821124)



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Date: September 20th, 2023 12:39 PM
Author: Splenetic stirring headpube

I will, it's a complete scam and they send endless emails.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5409332&forum_id=2Reputation#46821127)



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Date: September 20th, 2023 12:42 PM
Author: cerise brunch

Do supermarket managers have LinkedIn accounts?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5409332&forum_id=2Reputation#46821139)



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Date: September 20th, 2023 12:43 PM
Author: Splenetic stirring headpube

Yeah, you'd be surprised. The ones at corporate think they're really special, not flame.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5409332&forum_id=2Reputation#46821151)



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Date: September 20th, 2023 12:43 PM
Author: Judgmental big institution halford

LinkedIn is important in that many of the people you're interacting with on pitches are using it to get a sense of you going into the meeting or afterward. It's another piece of the platform as I'm sure you understand and a necessary evil. That said, yes, it's also full of vacuous bullshit which you don't need to engage in. Have a tight, convincing bio that highlights your experience, poast your articles, panel events, speeches you give, and move on.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5409332&forum_id=2Reputation#46821147)



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Date: September 20th, 2023 12:46 PM
Author: 180 Godawful Messiness Ticket Booth

flame. it's actually better to give them 0 intel about you before they meet you and actually being impressive in person.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5409332&forum_id=2Reputation#46821167)



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Date: September 20th, 2023 12:46 PM
Author: Judgmental big institution halford

Actually, it's better to do both. The profile gives another touchpoint.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5409332&forum_id=2Reputation#46821172)



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Date: September 20th, 2023 12:48 PM
Author: 180 Godawful Messiness Ticket Booth

You don't need a touchpoint faggot. Just be 180 irl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5409332&forum_id=2Reputation#46821180)



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Date: September 20th, 2023 12:51 PM
Author: Judgmental big institution halford

Motherfucker unfortunately in 2023 you do need to be a touchpoint faggot and people who say "I'm just gonna wing this shit and be 180 they'll remember my charismatic smile and drunken stories!" will get left behind. I'm not endorsing the system but it's the reality.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5409332&forum_id=2Reputation#46821203)



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Date: September 20th, 2023 1:21 PM
Author: 180 Godawful Messiness Ticket Booth

Flame. If you were impressive you wouldn't need a "touchpoint," no one will read or care about your dumb articles and it has a chance of backfiring as try-hard. I can't tell you how many CEOs have profiles that basically only show position, title and tenure, maybe undergrad. That's the most you need and even that is optional.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5409332&forum_id=2Reputation#46821333)



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Date: September 20th, 2023 1:26 PM
Author: Judgmental big institution halford

You can keep telling yourself this and it can keep being not true. Plenty of CEOs and others in the C-Suite of F500 companies have LinkedIn profiles. Listen man, I argued the point you're arguing for many years, I get it, but it's self-defeating and makes you look out of sync not special.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5409332&forum_id=2Reputation#46821365)



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Date: September 20th, 2023 1:34 PM
Author: 180 Godawful Messiness Ticket Booth

yeah of course plenty have gay linkedin profiles but i'm saying it's provably not necessary for career success. keep following the crowd little buddy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5409332&forum_id=2Reputation#46821406)



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Date: September 20th, 2023 1:37 PM
Author: Judgmental big institution halford

It may not be "necessary" but it improves your prospects. There's a difference between following the crowd and participating in it in acknowledgment that you're already playing a game (modern glocap employment). You're not cool or an "iconoclast" for not doing these things you just look behind.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5409332&forum_id=2Reputation#46821420)



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Date: September 20th, 2023 4:56 PM
Author: Heady Dilemma

Cool guys at my firm barely touch their LinkedIn profile. Marketing poasts stuff about us and we might repoast or just say phuckit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5409332&forum_id=2Reputation#46822466)



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Date: September 20th, 2023 1:13 PM
Author: Mind-boggling sadistic locale puppy

Lmao at writing a bio

Just have employer, job title, location, and time spent there. Only full time, no internships

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5409332&forum_id=2Reputation#46821306)



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Date: September 20th, 2023 1:18 PM
Author: Judgmental big institution halford

You see this watch?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5409332&forum_id=2Reputation#46821323)



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Date: September 20th, 2023 2:03 PM
Author: Nudist blue digit ratio



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5409332&forum_id=2Reputation#46821542)



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Date: July 5th, 2024 9:43 PM
Author: aromatic insanely creepy property

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5409332&forum_id=2Reputation#47813689)



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Date: September 20th, 2023 12:48 PM
Author: clear box office

“Proud to announce that I’ve hired CHAD as Head Stock Boi! Looking forward to working very closely with him!”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5409332&forum_id=2Reputation#46821183)



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Date: September 20th, 2023 12:52 PM
Author: Judgmental big institution halford



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5409332&forum_id=2Reputation#46821205)



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Date: September 20th, 2023 1:15 PM
Author: Poppy vivacious site



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5409332&forum_id=2Reputation#46821310)



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Date: September 20th, 2023 2:03 PM
Author: Nudist blue digit ratio



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5409332&forum_id=2Reputation#46821544)



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Date: July 5th, 2024 9:45 PM
Author: Bespoke Idea He Suggested



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5409332&forum_id=2Reputation#47813697)



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Date: July 5th, 2024 9:45 PM
Author: Splenetic stirring headpube



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5409332&forum_id=2Reputation#47813699)



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Date: September 20th, 2023 1:07 PM
Author: tripping famous landscape painting

XO is so irrationally upset with this kind of thing. Who cares about corny Linkedin habits? Just don't use the platform or ignore it if it bothers you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5409332&forum_id=2Reputation#46821267)



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Date: September 20th, 2023 1:17 PM
Author: sickened sanctuary circlehead

What are you proud of evan39?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5409332&forum_id=2Reputation#46821317)



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Date: September 20th, 2023 1:17 PM
Author: racy anal prole point

i love being a random solo. i forgot linkedin existed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5409332&forum_id=2Reputation#46821318)



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Date: September 20th, 2023 1:17 PM
Author: Amber generalized bond

fundamental Q: are ppl doing this self-promotion bullshit b/c they want to show off, or bc they have to (or think they have to) to maek in their career yet realize its pathetic and humiliating?

if the latter, that's a sad indictment of our society that middle-class wagecucks are forced to humiliate themselves like this and GC utterly strips them of their dignity.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5409332&forum_id=2Reputation#46821321)



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Date: September 20th, 2023 1:21 PM
Author: Khaki Gay Wizard

80% the former, which is an even more damning indictment of our society imo.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5409332&forum_id=2Reputation#46821339)



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Date: September 20th, 2023 1:33 PM
Author: Amber generalized bond

woah, sad if true

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5409332&forum_id=2Reputation#46821398)



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Date: September 20th, 2023 1:20 PM
Author: Khaki Gay Wizard

Sara Goldstein | Inside Sales Specialist

I am humbled and honored to have been selected by my company to participate on a panel at the 2023 Western Great Lakes Region Women in Tech Conference. I would like to thank the leadership at Ball Bearings, Inc. for supporting me and allowing me to shine.

#womenintech #girlboss #1337code #winning

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5409332&forum_id=2Reputation#46821330)



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Date: September 20th, 2023 1:21 PM
Author: Maize vigorous church genital piercing



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5409332&forum_id=2Reputation#46821335)



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Date: September 20th, 2023 1:23 PM
Author: Splenetic stirring headpube



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5409332&forum_id=2Reputation#46821347)



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Date: September 20th, 2023 1:36 PM
Author: Amber generalized bond



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5409332&forum_id=2Reputation#46821413)



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Date: September 20th, 2023 1:38 PM
Author: Judgmental big institution halford



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5409332&forum_id=2Reputation#46821424)



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Date: September 20th, 2023 2:03 PM
Author: Nudist blue digit ratio



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5409332&forum_id=2Reputation#46821547)



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Date: September 20th, 2023 4:05 PM
Author: Disrespectful telephone



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5409332&forum_id=2Reputation#46822120)



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Date: September 20th, 2023 4:57 PM
Author: Heady Dilemma

The womens shit is the worst.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5409332&forum_id=2Reputation#46822472)



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Date: September 21st, 2023 12:28 PM
Author: transparent senate pervert

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5409332&forum_id=2Reputation#46825685)



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Date: July 5th, 2024 9:44 PM
Author: aromatic insanely creepy property

I swear I've read this same line a hundred times on there.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5409332&forum_id=2Reputation#47813696)



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Date: September 20th, 2023 4:05 PM
Author: Buck-toothed area

LinkedIn is a big circle jerk of people who belong to the same company/industry passing pointless information back and forth. There's zero point.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5409332&forum_id=2Reputation#46822119)



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Date: September 20th, 2023 4:06 PM
Author: irradiated aggressive nibblets

But enough about modern commerce

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5409332&forum_id=2Reputation#46822122)



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Date: September 20th, 2023 4:25 PM
Author: spectacular nubile tattoo

The engagement circle jerks the business posters have on Twitter are almost as bad.

Whenever someone in their group tweets something:

"Great insight."

"So true."

"I never thought about it that way."

"I'll have to try that!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5409332&forum_id=2Reputation#46822229)



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Date: September 20th, 2023 4:37 PM
Author: Judgmental big institution halford

twist: all of these comments are regarding plans to have their wives fucked by big bulls while they watch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5409332&forum_id=2Reputation#46822325)



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Date: September 20th, 2023 4:58 PM
Author: Heady Dilemma

Twist -these comments are usually made by women

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5409332&forum_id=2Reputation#46822477)



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Date: September 21st, 2023 12:35 PM
Author: transparent senate pervert

*women using chatgpt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5409332&forum_id=2Reputation#46825697)



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Date: September 20th, 2023 4:54 PM
Author: Heady Dilemma

To be fair the anniversary thing seems to be auto-poasted

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5409332&forum_id=2Reputation#46822450)



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Date: September 20th, 2023 4:56 PM
Author: Splenetic stirring headpube

I'm talking about the big, elaborate posts where they talk about how amazing and "cool" it is to be a junior deputy assistant sales manager. It's nauseating, especially with the DEI shit they always throw in these days.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5409332&forum_id=2Reputation#46822461)



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Date: July 5th, 2024 9:44 PM
Author: Splenetic stirring headpube



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5409332&forum_id=2Reputation#47813693)