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Got a colonoscopy last week. Dr said there’s an 80% chance I have cancer lol

Now I have to just wait two weeks for confirmation
Talking Topaz Dingle Berry
  03/02/24
I welcome a stage 4 diagnosis because the wife and I agreed ...
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  03/02/24
The whole bort *crosses fingers*
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  03/02/24
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Arousing Travel Guidebook
  03/13/24
ur too fat and gay to be of use to them
mint set toaster
  03/02/24
I can eat an FPV drone like anyone else.
curious crawly public bath national security agency
  03/02/24
ur too much of a coward
mint set toaster
  03/02/24
I am a loyal servant of the empire and am sad I have but one...
curious crawly public bath national security agency
  03/02/24
lmao
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  03/03/24
you'll get raped and pissed on by the russians as hazing bef...
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  03/03/24
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  03/03/24
Sounds Ruinous. I noticed like a lot of random Reddit commen...
coral razzmatazz rigor
  03/02/24
Background: I noticed I was shtting blood the past few month...
Talking Topaz Dingle Berry
  03/02/24
Like fresh red blood or dried dark blood
heady chocolate range
  03/02/24
Red, not dark blood
Talking Topaz Dingle Berry
  03/02/24
I probably have ass cancer too
heady chocolate range
  03/02/24
i think he's right that by far the most likely cause of this...
Bronze adventurous principal's office
  03/03/24
usually bright red blood is hemorrhoids. what kind of quack...
Bisexual mad cow disease
  03/03/24
If there are lesions in his colon that can lead to bright re...
Concupiscible sick locale
  03/03/24
I believe that's before he already had his ass probed, which...
silver sexy double fault
  03/03/24
" eat relatively healthy compared to most Americans.&qu...
Sepia Exciting Hunting Ground Factory Reset Button
  03/03/24
Why are so many young people getting ass cancer lately? Is i...
Startled chad
  03/11/24
Our food supply is poisoned with GC chemicals and people, be...
tantric dragon cuckold
  03/11/24
vaxxed?
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  03/02/24
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  03/02/24
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  03/02/24
When is OP going to answer this?
ruby motley hell alpha
  03/02/24
the lack of answer is the answer
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  03/02/24
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  03/03/24
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  03/11/24
the wages of sin (gay anal sex) is death
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  03/02/24
I’m gay. (In the luisian sense) Never had gay anal ...
Talking Topaz Dingle Berry
  03/02/24
For real? In that case it will be easy for u to accept your ...
twisted alcoholic dilemma sound barrier
  03/02/24
That was a joke. Im married with a family
Talking Topaz Dingle Berry
  03/02/24
Damn I wonder how that happens sometimes people present with...
twisted alcoholic dilemma sound barrier
  03/02/24
It’s better to not know these things imo
Spectacular hall corn cake
  03/02/24
it's all a health insurance billmaxxxnig fraud
mint set toaster
  03/02/24
Not sure I agree
Talking Topaz Dingle Berry
  03/02/24
nice flame, butt boy
Translucent Low-t Dysfunction Parlour
  03/02/24
No, just venting for therapeutic purposes I guess. I&rsq...
Talking Topaz Dingle Berry
  03/02/24
colon cancer is actually not that rare for oldmos (45+)
iridescent lodge faggotry
  03/02/24
Sorry friend, but you won't die. Don't worry
blue galvanic resort yarmulke
  03/02/24
Thank you brother. My dr said that he thinks it is in the e...
Talking Topaz Dingle Berry
  03/02/24
do you routinely have violent receptive anal sex with black ...
appetizing haunted graveyard juggernaut
  03/02/24
what could it be if not cancer? GRIDS?
silver sexy double fault
  03/02/24
red blood is haemorrhoids. screening would show polyps or di...
Bisexual mad cow disease
  03/03/24
Reminder, you did this to yourself by living an unhealthy li...
tantric dragon cuckold
  03/02/24
that sucks, brother. if you do have it, it seems like it's ...
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  03/02/24
Based on poast so far, even if it ot cancer, he'll be fine.
tantric dragon cuckold
  03/02/24
Doctors are full of shit, you’re fine
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  03/02/24
(Steve Jobs' ghost)
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  03/03/24
"shit"
Startled chad
  03/11/24
why did you wait to see a doctor. not trying to kick you whi...
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  03/03/24
Sucks, bro. I need to make an appointment.
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O fortuitous anal cancer
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Sorry man, survival rate seems pretty good though according ...
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twist: google results are all chatgpt 3 fraud, he has days t...
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  03/03/24
Imagine how convenient it will be to poop in a bag on your b...
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  03/03/24
Did his dick hurt
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  03/03/24
Good luck, hoping for the 20% it's not. We can't afford to l...
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  03/03/24
how many months of shitting blood did it take for you to go ...
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  03/03/24
I ignored it for 5-6 months maybe, don’t remember prec...
Talking Topaz Dingle Berry
  03/03/24
Damn dude - was it episodic blood? Or like months of shittin...
citrine degenerate
  03/03/24
Almost every time I shat I noticed a little blood in the sto...
Talking Topaz Dingle Berry
  03/03/24
Did you have other issues like shitting mucus or constipatio...
heady chocolate range
  03/03/24
Some constipation occasionally. No other symptoms
Talking Topaz Dingle Berry
  03/03/24
Excellent flame
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  03/03/24
i'm going to a gastro this week. apparently i had an insane ...
Very tactful milk sanctuary
  03/03/24
I hope this is flame, but fuck you if this is flame brother
trip sticky chapel
  03/03/24
Not flaming, friend. It’s so real that i t didn’...
Talking Topaz Dingle Berry
  03/03/24
Goddamn I hope it doesn’t come back negative. Or wait,...
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  03/03/24
Dr Confirmed that test results show cancer. Now dr Ordered ...
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  03/11/24
...
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  03/11/24
you'll get through this, brother
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  03/11/24
immediately cease ALL carbohydrate consumption, eat a strict...
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  03/11/24
Second on this -- except once you're cancer free for a few y...
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  03/11/24
Also -- make sure they sequence your tumors. Keto might not ...
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  03/11/24
This is correct. Cancer is a metabolic disease and cancer c...
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  03/13/24
We can fight this together, brother. (you'll have to do mo...
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  03/12/24
Dr. got my CT scan scheduled for tomorrow morning, thankfull...
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  03/12/24
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  03/12/24
Did the ct scan this morning and dr got the results right a...
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  03/13/24
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  03/13/24
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Damn daddy Godspeed
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Arousing Travel Guidebook
  03/13/24
Hope it's quick and easy and you make a full recovery, broth...
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  03/13/24
Follow all of my advice about elimination of carbohydrat...
nighttime trailer park
  03/13/24
What all can you eat on this diet
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  03/14/24
Godspeed, brother.
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  03/13/24
Excellent! Time to cut that ass open
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  03/13/24
Damn bro - sorry to hear its cancer but you are doing all th...
citrine degenerate
  03/14/24
Sounds like you caught it early and are in good shape. My fa...
startling partner incel
  03/13/24
Ty for the support bros
Talking Topaz Dingle Berry
  03/13/24
God Speed, brother, you will get through this.
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  03/16/24
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  03/16/24
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Lol’d at your moniker tyft
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  03/16/24
what was it? are you retarded?
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  03/16/24
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  03/16/24
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  03/16/24
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  03/16/24
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  03/16/24
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  03/16/24
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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:12 PM
Author: Talking Topaz Dingle Berry

Now I have to just wait two weeks for confirmation

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Reputation#47457394)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:14 PM
Author: curious crawly public bath national security agency

I welcome a stage 4 diagnosis because the wife and I agreed I could go fight and die in Ukraine in that one and only situation. I yearn to die for the empire.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Reputation#47457395)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:20 PM
Author: disturbing electric parlor

The whole bort *crosses fingers*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Reputation#47457412)



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Date: March 13th, 2024 3:15 PM
Author: Arousing Travel Guidebook



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:23 PM
Author: mint set toaster

ur too fat and gay to be of use to them

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Reputation#47457425)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:39 PM
Author: curious crawly public bath national security agency

I can eat an FPV drone like anyone else.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Reputation#47457461)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:54 PM
Author: mint set toaster

ur too much of a coward

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Reputation#47457492)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 10:16 PM
Author: curious crawly public bath national security agency

I am a loyal servant of the empire and am sad I have but one stage IV cancer diagnosis to give my Czar.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Reputation#47457543)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 1:10 AM
Author: stirring dog poop

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Reputation#47457856)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 10:27 AM
Author: Buff cuckoldry location

you'll get raped and pissed on by the russians as hazing before you even get to ukraine. it's the real motivator for you, no doubt.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Reputation#47458473)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 4:50 PM
Author: pink excitant spot ape



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:15 PM
Author: coral razzmatazz rigor

Sounds Ruinous. I noticed like a lot of random Reddit commenters have cancer btw

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Reputation#47457396)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:16 PM
Author: Talking Topaz Dingle Berry

Background: I noticed I was shtting blood the past few months so dr said I should do the colonoscopy to be safe because a lot of young people have been getting colon cancer lately. I suspected it was just hemerrhoids so I’m in disbelief that it is likely something much more serious.

Im late 30s, skinny, and eat relatively healthy compared to most Americans.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Reputation#47457398)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:25 PM
Author: heady chocolate range

Like fresh red blood or dried dark blood

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Reputation#47457430)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:28 PM
Author: Talking Topaz Dingle Berry

Red, not dark blood

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Reputation#47457438)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 10:49 PM
Author: heady chocolate range

I probably have ass cancer too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Reputation#47457632)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 9:33 AM
Author: Bronze adventurous principal's office

i think he's right that by far the most likely cause of this is hemorrhoids, not ass cancer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Reputation#47458318)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 11:01 AM
Author: Bisexual mad cow disease

usually bright red blood is hemorrhoids. what kind of quack doctor are you seeing?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Reputation#47458527)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 11:06 AM
Author: Concupiscible sick locale

If there are lesions in his colon that can lead to bright red blood in shit. Various other forms of colitis and Chron’s all have symptoms like this. You’re right that a colon cancer usually shows up as black/older looking blood, but seems like this dude saw something on the scope that looks like a tumor.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Reputation#47458538)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 11:08 AM
Author: silver sexy double fault

I believe that's before he already had his ass probed, which presumably would have discovered hemorrhoids

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Reputation#47458539)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 4:49 PM
Author: Sepia Exciting Hunting Ground Factory Reset Button

" eat relatively healthy compared to most Americans."

describe what you think health eating is

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Reputation#47459453)



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Date: March 11th, 2024 7:52 PM
Author: Startled chad

Why are so many young people getting ass cancer lately? Is it the obvious reason, that they are getting fukt up the shitpipe more than usual?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Reputation#47484597)



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Date: March 11th, 2024 8:07 PM
Author: tantric dragon cuckold

Our food supply is poisoned with GC chemicals and people, beyond that, eat absurdly unhealthy diets.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Reputation#47484631)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:17 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle rusted area

vaxxed?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Reputation#47457402)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:24 PM
Author: ruby motley hell alpha



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Reputation#47457429)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:47 PM
Author: Fuchsia anal meetinghouse



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 10:10 PM
Author: ruby motley hell alpha

When is OP going to answer this?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Reputation#47457525)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 10:12 PM
Author: Fuchsia anal meetinghouse

the lack of answer is the answer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Reputation#47457529)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 1:11 AM
Author: stirring dog poop



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Date: March 11th, 2024 8:04 PM
Author: red church building puppy



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:21 PM
Author: Boyish locus generalized bond

the wages of sin (gay anal sex) is death

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Reputation#47457418)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:22 PM
Author: Talking Topaz Dingle Berry

I’m gay. (In the luisian sense)

Never had gay anal sex though

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Reputation#47457422)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:23 PM
Author: twisted alcoholic dilemma sound barrier

For real? In that case it will be easy for u to accept your fate. Much harder for younger people who actually have a family.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Reputation#47457426)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:24 PM
Author: Talking Topaz Dingle Berry

That was a joke. Im married with a family

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Reputation#47457428)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:22 PM
Author: twisted alcoholic dilemma sound barrier

Damn I wonder how that happens sometimes people present with perforated colon and they did not have any symptoms?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Reputation#47457423)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:23 PM
Author: Spectacular hall corn cake

It’s better to not know these things imo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Reputation#47457424)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:24 PM
Author: mint set toaster

it's all a health insurance billmaxxxnig fraud

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Reputation#47457427)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:32 PM
Author: Talking Topaz Dingle Berry

Not sure I agree

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Reputation#47457449)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:25 PM
Author: Translucent Low-t Dysfunction Parlour

nice flame, butt boy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Reputation#47457432)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:26 PM
Author: Talking Topaz Dingle Berry

No, just venting for therapeutic purposes I guess.

I’d at least make it a funny or crazier story if i wanted to flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Reputation#47457436)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:50 PM
Author: iridescent lodge faggotry

colon cancer is actually not that rare for oldmos (45+)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Reputation#47457480)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:53 PM
Author: blue galvanic resort yarmulke

Sorry friend, but you won't die. Don't worry

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Reputation#47457489)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:56 PM
Author: Talking Topaz Dingle Berry

Thank you brother. My dr said that he thinks it is in the early stages based on what he sees so I should be hopeful about the situation

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Reputation#47457496)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:58 PM
Author: appetizing haunted graveyard juggernaut

do you routinely have violent receptive anal sex with black men

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Reputation#47457502)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 10:14 PM
Author: silver sexy double fault

what could it be if not cancer? GRIDS?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Reputation#47457536)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 11:32 AM
Author: Bisexual mad cow disease

red blood is haemorrhoids. screening would show polyps or diverticulitis in the colon. that said, colon cancer, if caught early, is very treatable with high survival rate. hang in there, op. also, you doctor is billmaxxxing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Reputation#47458597)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 10:17 PM
Author: tantric dragon cuckold

Reminder, you did this to yourself by living an unhealthy lifestyle

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Reputation#47457545)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 10:27 PM
Author: Bronze adventurous principal's office

that sucks, brother. if you do have it, it seems like it's treatable and the 5 year survival rates are high, so expect you would power through it. tough news though

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Reputation#47457569)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 10:27 PM
Author: tantric dragon cuckold

Based on poast so far, even if it ot cancer, he'll be fine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Reputation#47457574)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 10:36 PM
Author: awkward casino masturbator

Doctors are full of shit, you’re fine

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Reputation#47457598)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 10:55 AM
Author: Very tactful milk sanctuary

(Steve Jobs' ghost)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Reputation#47458514)



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Date: March 11th, 2024 7:55 PM
Author: Startled chad

"shit"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Reputation#47484602)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 7:15 AM
Author: Aphrodisiac Crystalline Church

why did you wait to see a doctor. not trying to kick you while down but I could see myself doing this so trying to figure out the psychology

was it only intermittent, so you could convince yourself "oh it's getting better/going away" every time you shat and DIDNT bleed. or did you know something was wrong, but were just being obstinate?

How do you even find a doctor. I haven't set foot in a dr office (other than peds) for over 15 years now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Reputation#47458124)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 10:53 AM
Author: Pea-brained Charismatic Tanning Salon Turdskin

Sucks, bro. I need to make an appointment.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Reputation#47458509)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 10:54 AM
Author: hilarious field useless brakes

O fortuitous anal cancer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Reputation#47458512)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 11:37 AM
Author: Beady-eyed native genital piercing

Sorry man, survival rate seems pretty good though according to google. You will maek it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Reputation#47458607)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 12:08 PM
Author: Very tactful milk sanctuary

twist: google results are all chatgpt 3 fraud, he has days to live

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Reputation#47458692)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 11:41 AM
Author: Odious Reading Party University

Imagine how convenient it will be to poop in a bag on your belt.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Reputation#47458624)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 11:42 AM
Author: Soggy flatulent space potus

Did his dick hurt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Reputation#47458626)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 4:54 PM
Author: misunderstood nursing home place of business

Good luck, hoping for the 20% it's not. We can't afford to lose poasters around this place.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Reputation#47459470)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 4:55 PM
Author: hairraiser bull headed trump supporter

how many months of shitting blood did it take for you to go to the doctor? I'm currently ignoring the shit out of my obviously high blood pressure

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Reputation#47459476)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 9:03 PM
Author: Talking Topaz Dingle Berry

I ignored it for 5-6 months maybe, don’t remember precisely. Kept thinking “it’s just hemorrhoids…they’ll get better on their own.” In the back of my mind I knew it could be something worse but didn’t think about that much

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Reputation#47460304)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 9:32 PM
Author: citrine degenerate

Damn dude - was it episodic blood? Or like months of shitting blood constantly everytime? Hoping for the best for you man. Fuck cancer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Reputation#47460354)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 9:51 PM
Author: Talking Topaz Dingle Berry

Almost every time I shat I noticed a little blood in the stool, or just blood in the toilet bowl. Some times the blood was more noticeable than others

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Reputation#47460393)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 9:34 PM
Author: heady chocolate range

Did you have other issues like shitting mucus or constipation

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Reputation#47460359)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 9:52 PM
Author: Talking Topaz Dingle Berry

Some constipation occasionally. No other symptoms

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Reputation#47460394)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 10:43 PM
Author: coral razzmatazz rigor

Excellent flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Reputation#47460554)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 10:45 PM
Author: Very tactful milk sanctuary

i'm going to a gastro this week. apparently i had an insane number of pre-existing hemorrhoids and the burning acid diarrhea i had from norovirus activated them all. deeply unpleasant, and yet that's still all trivial bullshit compared to cancer. sorry man!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Reputation#47460557)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 10:47 PM
Author: trip sticky chapel

I hope this is flame, but fuck you if this is flame brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Reputation#47460561)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 10:50 PM
Author: Talking Topaz Dingle Berry

Not flaming, friend. It’s so real that i t didn’t have the balls to post this under my regular moniker

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Reputation#47460567)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 10:55 PM
Author: trip sticky chapel

Goddamn I hope it doesn’t come back negative. Or wait, positive.

Anyway Brb need to go put some of my faeces in the tube Kaiser sent me and mail it back to them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Reputation#47460575)



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Date: March 11th, 2024 7:37 PM
Author: Talking Topaz Dingle Berry

Dr Confirmed that test results show cancer. Now dr Ordered ct scans so that I can determine what stage it is. Dr assured me that it’s likely early stage because I haven’t dropped weight or had any other symptoms besides the blood. If that’s the case it should be treatable with surgery. Will keep the board updated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Reputation#47484557)



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Date: March 11th, 2024 7:39 PM
Author: swashbuckling transparent center



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Reputation#47484559)



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Date: March 11th, 2024 7:41 PM
Author: Bronze adventurous principal's office

you'll get through this, brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Reputation#47484562)



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Date: March 11th, 2024 7:51 PM
Author: nighttime trailer park

immediately cease ALL carbohydrate consumption, eat a strict ketogenic diet, with MCT oil (or, much easier on the digestive tract, coconut cream), and take berberine and fenbendazole.

You're welcome.

None of this is at all contraindicated to your doctor's proposed treatments (or radiation, chemo, or immunotherapy).

Your life will be long, my friend.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Reputation#47484590)



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Date: March 11th, 2024 8:04 PM
Author: tantric dragon cuckold

Second on this -- except once you're cancer free for a few years, switch over to a whole foods organic high fiber, high veggie diet, which is best long term for preventing colon cancer.

Keto is TCR for "starving" colon cancer / micro cancers as they arise.

But my recommended diet above is what you want for real prevention in the first place.

And when you do the Keto, limit animal fats. Do olive oil, avacados, etc and not bacon, butter, etc. And you need to do real Keto -- ie. the kind the proscribe for kids with epilipsy -- not the fake keto diet 95% of people who "do keto" do. That means 80+% of your calories from fat. That means very limited carbs and limited protein.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Reputation#47484624)



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Date: March 11th, 2024 8:11 PM
Author: tantric dragon cuckold

Also -- make sure they sequence your tumors. Keto might not be as useful depending on the specific type of colon cancer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Reputation#47484643)



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Date: March 11th, 2024 8:44 PM
Author: Sepia Exciting Hunting Ground Factory Reset Button

This is correct. Cancer is a metabolic disease and cancer cells ferment mostly glucose and glutamine. Cancer cells absorb something like 30X the amount of glucose other cells do. You can try to reduce your glutamine intake but it is orders of magnitude lower concentration in your bloodstream at any given time than glucose. You must give up carbs.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Reputation#47484827)



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Date: March 13th, 2024 3:27 PM
Author: nighttime trailer park



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Reputation#47490634)



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Date: March 11th, 2024 8:01 PM
Author: trip sticky chapel

We can fight this together, brother.

(you'll have to do most of the fighting, of course, but still)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Reputation#47484617)



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Date: March 11th, 2024 8:51 PM
Author: Stimulating clear gay wizard fat ankles

120

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Reputation#47484857)



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Date: March 12th, 2024 4:03 PM
Author: pink excitant spot ape



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Reputation#47487296)



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Date: March 12th, 2024 4:00 PM
Author: Talking Topaz Dingle Berry

Dr. got my CT scan scheduled for tomorrow morning, thankfully. glad i don't have to wait too long .

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Reputation#47487290)



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Date: March 12th, 2024 4:00 PM
Author: shimmering business firm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Reputation#47487292)



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Date: March 12th, 2024 5:56 PM
Author: Glittery theatre legend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Reputation#47487643)



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Date: March 13th, 2024 3:11 PM
Author: Talking Topaz Dingle Berry

Did the ct scan this morning and dr got the results right after. The cancer has not spread anywhere else and doctor thinks this can be cured with surgery. Still need to do an MRI to confirm and know what stage cancer it is.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Reputation#47490544)



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Date: March 13th, 2024 3:14 PM
Author: silver sexy double fault

180 brother

This is why everyone should get their ass blasted every six months

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Reputation#47490560)



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Date: March 13th, 2024 3:19 PM
Author: maroon contagious orchestra pit doctorate

biannual ass blasting TP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Reputation#47490575)



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Date: March 13th, 2024 3:24 PM
Author: startling partner incel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Reputation#47490611)



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Date: March 13th, 2024 3:15 PM
Author: Lilac Rambunctious Theater

Damn daddy Godspeed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Reputation#47490563)



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Date: March 13th, 2024 4:34 PM
Author: Arousing Travel Guidebook



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Reputation#47490901)



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Date: March 13th, 2024 3:18 PM
Author: maroon contagious orchestra pit doctorate

Hope it's quick and easy and you make a full recovery, brother.

Peterman, beady eyes narrowing "you call THAT an inflatable donut cushion?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Reputation#47490572)



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Date: March 13th, 2024 3:26 PM
Author: nighttime trailer park

Follow all of my advice about elimination of carbohydrates, strict ketogenic diet, MCT oil / coconut oil, and berberine and fenbendazole.

Non-negotiable. Do this now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Reputation#47490626)



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Date: March 14th, 2024 12:07 AM
Author: scarlet crackhouse electric furnace

What all can you eat on this diet

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Reputation#47492201)



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Date: March 13th, 2024 4:39 PM
Author: Odious Reading Party University

Godspeed, brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Reputation#47490913)



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Date: March 13th, 2024 7:39 PM
Author: Soggy flatulent space potus

Excellent! Time to cut that ass open

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Reputation#47491391)



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Date: March 14th, 2024 1:02 PM
Author: citrine degenerate

Damn bro - sorry to hear its cancer but you are doing all the right stuff now. Sound its probably still 100% contained which means you can get it cleared up and can get right back to poasting.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Reputation#47493456)



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Date: March 13th, 2024 3:27 PM
Author: startling partner incel

Sounds like you caught it early and are in good shape. My father has kicked like 4 different sets of cancers in his time and still going strong. You'll be okay.

It's a mindfuck to go through I'm sure, but from what ive read - in my personal terrible experience with lots of fucking cancer in lots of people in my family - this is a pretty good result. Go aggressive at it if there is any choice. Get a second opinion if you can and have the cash / time.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Reputation#47490632)



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Date: March 13th, 2024 7:19 PM
Author: Talking Topaz Dingle Berry

Ty for the support bros

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Reputation#47491349)



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Date: March 13th, 2024 7:44 PM
Author: Bisexual mad cow disease

God Speed, brother, you will get through this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Reputation#47491411)



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Date: March 13th, 2024 7:52 PM
Author: Abnormal station stain



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Reputation#47491442)



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Date: March 14th, 2024 12:14 AM
Author: Irate pocket flask senate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Reputation#47492214)



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Date: March 14th, 2024 12:23 AM
Author: abusive boiling water



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Reputation#47492237)



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Date: March 14th, 2024 10:22 AM
Author: swashbuckling transparent center



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Reputation#47492803)



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Date: March 13th, 2024 7:56 PM
Author: big-titted ladyboy

Make a top 10 to do list in life and poast here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Reputation#47491451)



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Date: March 13th, 2024 8:07 PM
Author: silver sexy double fault

1-9) sex with men for money

10) become published Law Scholar

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Reputation#47491466)



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Date: March 13th, 2024 11:38 PM
Author: Talking Topaz Dingle Berry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Reputation#47492131)



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Date: March 14th, 2024 12:50 PM
Author: maroon contagious orchestra pit doctorate

"Deconstructing Lawrence v. Texas Through Lived Experience"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Reputation#47493423)



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Date: March 16th, 2024 11:31 AM
Author: Talking Topaz Dingle Berry

I felt a great deal of emotional pain and grief about this the past few days. It felt like the most tense week of my life and I’m feeling a lot lighter and more ar peace after all the crying.

It was quite an intense experience when I went to my oncologist and he almost cried when he first met me because he realized that he treated other members of my family recently (don’t want to get into detail about that). He told me that there’s a possibility I may have to do some chemo to shrink it a bit before surgery but we need more testing before coming up with a treatment plan. He said going straight to surgery has the risk of causing problems with the sphincter 10-20 years down the line but that depends on the size. Anyway, I was really impressed with how kind and caring and knowledgeable this doctor was and it has put me at ease.

It’s all really difficult brothers but I will beat this and feel very positive today 🙏

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Reputation#47499015)



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Date: March 16th, 2024 11:34 AM
Author: violet home

I will go to church tomorrow and pray for you and your family

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Reputation#47499019)



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Date: March 16th, 2024 11:39 AM
Author: Bisexual mad cow disease

God Bless you and protect you, my on-line friend. You may not know us but you can always come here to vent, and laugh at xo's absurdities to take your mind off things for a while.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Reputation#47499024)



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Date: March 16th, 2024 11:47 AM
Author: Overrated slimy shitlib feces



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Reputation#47499030)



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Date: March 16th, 2024 12:24 PM
Author: Talking Topaz Dingle Berry

Lol’d at your moniker tyft

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Reputation#47499077)



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Date: December 28th, 2025 2:28 PM
Author: UN peacekeeper

what was it? are you retarded?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Reputation#49545069)



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Date: March 16th, 2024 2:02 PM
Author: Arousing Travel Guidebook

Wishing you the best bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Reputation#47499218)



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Date: March 16th, 2024 2:34 PM
Author: swashbuckling transparent center



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Reputation#47499303)



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Date: March 16th, 2024 2:36 PM
Author: soul-stirring onyx roast beef

god bless you cancer diagnosis tp, we are all for you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Reputation#47499307)



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Date: March 16th, 2024 2:55 PM
Author: dull exhilarant brethren



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Reputation#47499332)



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Date: March 16th, 2024 4:27 PM
Author: misanthropic market

be well and get well, brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Reputation#47499574)



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Date: March 16th, 2024 4:31 PM
Author: Maize Idiotic State

Pulling for you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Reputation#47499581)



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Date: March 16th, 2024 7:44 PM
Author: Bronze adventurous principal's office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Reputation#47499904)



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Date: March 16th, 2024 8:12 PM
Author: Soggy flatulent space potus

Letting a guy that close to your ass is pretty gay

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Reputation#47499964)



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Date: March 16th, 2024 8:14 PM
Author: yellow windowlicker multi-billionaire

Good luck and godspeed, friend

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Reputation#47499970)



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Date: March 16th, 2024 11:23 PM
Author: shimmering business firm

we're all for you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Reputation#47500321)



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Date: March 16th, 2024 11:26 PM
Author: cerebral school foreskin

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=LbhYqV17CoQ

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Reputation#47500324)



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Date: March 16th, 2024 11:55 PM
Author: Lilac Rambunctious Theater

We here for you brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Reputation#47500366)



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Date: March 17th, 2024 1:00 AM
Author: trip sticky chapel

problems with the sphincter 10-20 years down the line TP

Praying for the health of you and all your sphincters, my brother.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Reputation#47500440)



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Date: March 17th, 2024 12:11 AM
Author: Slate hospital weed whacker

Lucky

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Reputation#47500386)



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Date: December 28th, 2025 2:33 PM
Author: United States of West Israel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2Reputation#49545077)