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SP here! I am at bar at Great Wolf Lodge.

My kid is having a party and invited 8 other kids to share a...
Blathering property
  04/09/24
People's exhibit A: "Date: April 9th, 2024 8:43 PM ...
citrine boiling water
  04/09/24
Sounds like some Epstein shit
Garnet Cracking Regret
  04/09/24
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painfully honest costumed university dysfunction
  08/30/24
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brilliant shrine
  02/11/25
*p diddy reading this and then vomiting*
claret lascivious stock car alpha
  02/11/25
Don't you ever work, you piece of shit?
Plum Irate Space Nibblets
  04/09/24
I didn’t say I’m crazy about the situation but i...
Blathering property
  04/09/24
Overnight? It is a school/work night. What is this flame?
Plum Irate Space Nibblets
  04/09/24
No school tomorrow Hence great wolf lodge weekday rate.
Blathering property
  04/09/24
Stop lying.
Plum Irate Space Nibblets
  04/09/24
I dunno man they don’t have school on Wednesday. They ...
Blathering property
  04/09/24
Even if that is true you should still be working at your law...
Plum Irate Space Nibblets
  04/09/24
Bro. I’m getting up at the crack of dawn and driving t...
Blathering property
  04/09/24
I get to the office at 6 am every day. I don't take vacation...
Plum Irate Space Nibblets
  04/09/24
I go full on gearing up for jury trials. My next one isn&rs...
Blathering property
  04/09/24
Heheh little fucker is going to help daddy make his nut this...
Jade nursing home potus
  04/09/24
Pedophile
Blathering property
  04/09/24
Face time little nigga 👏
Plum Irate Space Nibblets
  04/09/24
spaceporn manages to practice law competently while having t...
Sadistic Excitant Athletic Conference Tank
  04/10/24
I live two hours away from sp in another state, but my kids ...
chest-beating kitty set
  04/09/24
Apparently, it's some kind of Muslim Eid holiday.
Slimy Temple
  04/09/24
i found out schools are closed in my county bc of report car...
chest-beating kitty set
  04/10/24
Pulled inflatable mattress out on the balcony of hotel room....
Blathering property
  04/09/24
To be fair, Oh look, SP poasting about his filthy inflata...
internet-worthy opaque double fault
  04/09/24
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Comical church goyim
  04/09/24
It’s at a hotel room at great wolf lodge. Not my house...
Blathering property
  04/09/24
To be fair, Yeah that's probably a very smart move, keep ...
internet-worthy opaque double fault
  04/09/24
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walnut arousing stead
  04/09/24
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Diverse slap-happy ceo
  04/11/24
Why do you always have to get drunk at family outings?
Naked wonderful sanctuary trump supporter
  04/09/24
Why do you have to be a little bitch to me whenever you get ...
Blathering property
  04/09/24
I'm happy to be the target of your drunk aggression if that'...
Naked wonderful sanctuary trump supporter
  04/09/24
See. Fuck you. Your style is the worst out there.
Blathering property
  04/09/24
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Racy resort fat ankles
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Diverse slap-happy ceo
  04/11/24
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Bonkers Cocky Crackhouse Boltzmann
  04/09/24
To be fair to SP that’s the only way to make them bear...
walnut arousing stead
  04/09/24
Nah it’s more like I dont have todo much because wife ...
Blathering property
  04/09/24
They are all doing “jujitsu moves” and trying to...
Blathering property
  04/09/24
To be fair, SP: "Hey Timmy come here, I'll show you ...
internet-worthy opaque double fault
  04/09/24
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Chocolate dopamine antidepressant drug
  04/09/24
How’s the spaghetti
Jade nursing home potus
  04/09/24
? We just had cake. One kid asked my son “where my h...
Blathering property
  04/09/24
The bar spaghetti
Jade nursing home potus
  04/09/24
Okay buddy. I can see you’ve got a touch of the A.
Blathering property
  04/09/24
?
Jade nursing home potus
  04/09/24
Would you come into someone’s hotel room where a kids ...
Blathering property
  04/09/24
To be fair, SP to the kids in his hotel room: "Hey.....
internet-worthy opaque double fault
  04/09/24
Do we need to talk about your kid’s birthday parties d...
Blathering property
  04/09/24
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internet-worthy opaque double fault
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Blathering property
  04/10/24
Beast mode thread Let the haters seethe
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Judas Jones
  12/10/25
Please don't molest any of those kids
Burgundy dragon
  04/09/24
You know that stuff is defamatory Kenny(?). A cutesy turn of...
Blathering property
  04/09/24
It's just a suggestion. I don't think I've ever accused you ...
Burgundy dragon
  04/09/24
…why are you even a lawyer? The worst WORST kind of ...
Blathering property
  04/09/24
Who said I'm a lawyer? I'm not a lawyer. Lawyers are scumbag...
Burgundy dragon
  04/09/24
You are acting like the most scumbag type of lawyer that&rsq...
Blathering property
  04/09/24
I suggested you don't commit a crime. You falsely accused...
Burgundy dragon
  04/09/24
It’s bizarre that he takes this retarded chatblog so s...
chest-beating kitty set
  04/09/24
TIL it's defamatory to suggest that somebody NOT commit a cr...
Magical stirring quadroon
  04/10/24
lol why do you think he's there?
citrine boiling water
  04/09/24
Why do you think I am sleeping on an air mattress on a hotel...
Blathering property
  04/09/24
So you can peer into the window and watch little boys have p...
Garnet Cracking Regret
  04/09/24
Pedophile.
Blathering property
  04/09/24
Yes you are
citrine boiling water
  04/09/24
Pedophile
Blathering property
  04/09/24
dear God now he’s straight up boasting about it, OJ st...
Vigorous cobalt twinkling uncleanness
  04/10/24
"IF I Squanched It" by Bozo D. Spaceporn
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brilliant shrine
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Capturing some nice photos with my fancy long camera. The vi...
hateful lodge
  04/10/24
The view of what, exactly?
walnut arousing stead
  04/10/24
Thats not me
Blathering property
  04/10/24
What kind of parent gives their kid to spaceporn for a night...
Plum Irate Space Nibblets
  04/10/24
A very dumb one
sick maniacal mediation hissy fit
  04/10/24
Why wouldn't you just get an adjoining room instead of sleep...
passionate sapphire forum cuckold
  04/10/24
The view. Lol.
Magenta Zombie-like House Sweet Tailpipe
  04/10/24
Spaceporn? Your response?
passionate sapphire forum cuckold
  04/10/24
I didnt do the booking. And in agreeing to chaperone I thou...
Blathering property
  04/10/24
You are irritated because you didn't get any sleep dumbass
passionate sapphire forum cuckold
  04/10/24
I thought I slept okay out there but I don't know.
Blathering property
  04/10/24
He is depriving himself of good sleep and giving up on his s...
Plum Irate Space Nibblets
  04/11/24
You’re a sick pedo
Mauve Depressive
  04/11/24
I really like it here.
purple stag film legend
  04/10/24
Check yr throwaway
Magenta Zombie-like House Sweet Tailpipe
  04/10/24
I don't see anything.
purple stag film legend
  04/10/24
What is it again? Chilmata@gmail?
Magenta Zombie-like House Sweet Tailpipe
  04/10/24
sounds fun. the Dells is one of the last slices of pure Amer...
Rebellious Hyperactive Lay
  04/10/24
it has to be the one in virginia. he would probably get arre...
Dull Frozen Area
  04/10/24
I once drove four kids three hours to Summer camp and one ...
Blathering property
  04/10/24
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purple stag film legend
  04/11/24
you and 9 boys in a hotel room with one bed. oh no that must...
Crystalline school cafeteria
  04/10/24
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chest-beating kitty set
  04/10/24
I refuse to believe this is the real SP
Disturbing self-absorbed volcanic crater
  04/11/24
Lol why? It fits his MO to a T
Magenta Zombie-like House Sweet Tailpipe
  04/11/24
I know it’s just so on the nose and I can’t beli...
Disturbing self-absorbed volcanic crater
  04/11/24
Even if this and the bar spaghetti incident et al. are &ldqu...
translucent really tough guy
  04/11/24
he has an established history of poasting incendiary shit li...
chest-beating kitty set
  04/11/24
It’s only incendiary if you are sick w sex diseases me...
Blathering property
  04/11/24
this is a good example of what i said. you are well awar...
chest-beating kitty set
  04/11/24
Nothing wrong with anything I posted Don’t try to e...
Blathering property
  04/11/24
cr, nearly everyone here has a "mental sex disease"...
chest-beating kitty set
  04/11/24
There are rules here? If those rules are kept
Blathering property
  04/11/24
CR For example the original Halford pedo threading start...
Dashing rehab filthpig
  04/11/24
Right I just don’t understand why he encourages the di...
Disturbing self-absorbed volcanic crater
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Comical church goyim
  04/11/24
What’s up with the outting
Blathering property
  04/11/24
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Magical stirring quadroon
  04/11/24
What’s with the outting
Blathering property
  04/11/24
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Magical stirring quadroon
  04/11/24
Why are you outting. There is one rule. Kallmanelli just got...
Blathering property
  04/11/24
??????? Non-responsive. Anybody could have any surname, so ...
Magical stirring quadroon
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Comical church goyim
  04/11/24
That’s twice now I’ve asked this moniker to stop...
Blathering property
  04/11/24
yes, it's been established that someone being outed doesn't ...
chest-beating kitty set
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Focus on what's important: how many underwear trophies did y...
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  04/11/24
Wow
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serious question did you give the kids "jesus juice&quo...
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i'm getting great wolf lodge youtube ads now ffs
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Date: April 9th, 2024 8:43 PM
Author: Blathering property

My kid is having a party and invited 8 other kids to share a suite tonight. I am chaperoning from now until 7 am. They are really rowdy and jumping around and punching each other. My kid wants more boxing lessons as a present. Fine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2Reputation#47569256)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 11:16 PM
Author: citrine boiling water

People's exhibit A:

"Date: April 9th, 2024 8:43 PM

Author: ;:;:::;:;:

My kid is having a party and invited 8 other kids to share a suite tonight. I am chaperoning from now until 7 am. They are really rowdy and jumping around and punching each other. My kid wants more boxing lessons as a present. Fine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2#47569256)"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2Reputation#47569759)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 11:18 PM
Author: Garnet Cracking Regret

Sounds like some Epstein shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2Reputation#47569767)



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Date: August 30th, 2024 12:16 AM
Author: painfully honest costumed university dysfunction



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2Reputation#48026456)



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Date: February 11th, 2025 11:29 AM
Author: brilliant shrine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2Reputation#48645790)



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Date: February 11th, 2025 11:32 AM
Author: claret lascivious stock car alpha

*p diddy reading this and then vomiting*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2Reputation#48645797)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 8:45 PM
Author: Plum Irate Space Nibblets

Don't you ever work, you piece of shit?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2Reputation#47569262)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 8:59 PM
Author: Blathering property

I didn’t say I’m crazy about the situation but it didn’t seem fair to make wife do the whole damn thing. I don’t care. I don’t have to do anything. I just have to stay here and make sure no one dies overnight. They are all goofy 13 year old boys so they will punch each other and see who cries and try to light farts and play crap hip hop etc I don’t know.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2Reputation#47569285)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 9:52 PM
Author: Plum Irate Space Nibblets

Overnight? It is a school/work night. What is this flame?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2Reputation#47569402)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 9:52 PM
Author: Blathering property

No school tomorrow

Hence great wolf lodge weekday rate.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2Reputation#47569404)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 9:57 PM
Author: Plum Irate Space Nibblets

Stop lying.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2Reputation#47569418)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 9:58 PM
Author: Blathering property

I dunno man they don’t have school on Wednesday. They have all these days off in the Middle of the week and what not. I can’t keep track but wife does.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2Reputation#47569424)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 10:09 PM
Author: Plum Irate Space Nibblets

Even if that is true you should still be working at your law firm. I would kick you out of the partnership if I was your partner.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2Reputation#47569447)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 10:10 PM
Author: Blathering property

Bro. I’m getting up at the crack of dawn and driving to the office from out of town. Relax.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2Reputation#47569452)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 10:24 PM
Author: Plum Irate Space Nibblets

I get to the office at 6 am every day. I don't take vacations. I work weekends. What's your excuse?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2Reputation#47569484)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 10:42 PM
Author: Blathering property

I go full on gearing up for jury trials. My next one isn’t until mid summer. I work plenty of weekends. I don’t go to church w family on Sundays because I go to the office instead. I used to work thru holidays in my 30s and 40s but not so much any more.

I have a mediation on Friday. There’s a quarter million in coverage. I’ll make my nut. Relax.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2Reputation#47569542)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 11:17 PM
Author: Jade nursing home potus

Heheh little fucker is going to help daddy make his nut this month 🤡

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2Reputation#47569764)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 11:18 PM
Author: Blathering property

Pedophile

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2Reputation#47569768)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 11:35 PM
Author: Plum Irate Space Nibblets

Face time little nigga 👏

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2Reputation#47569791)



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Date: April 10th, 2024 7:52 AM
Author: Sadistic Excitant Athletic Conference Tank

spaceporn manages to practice law competently while having time for his family. you spin your wheels endlessly, churn out embarrassing drek despite putting so much time in, and don't have a family. yet you think this endlessly sisyphusian nightmare where you try to be a real lawyer is some sort of "pwn"?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2Reputation#47570207)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 10:07 PM
Author: chest-beating kitty set

I live two hours away from sp in another state, but my kids have no school tomorrow as well. I’m not sure why.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2Reputation#47569445)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 11:32 PM
Author: Slimy Temple

Apparently, it's some kind of Muslim Eid holiday.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2Reputation#47569784)



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Date: April 10th, 2024 2:59 PM
Author: chest-beating kitty set

i found out schools are closed in my county bc of report cards or some shit. they probably made sure it lined up with the muslim holiday.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2Reputation#47571049)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 8:55 PM
Author: Blathering property

Pulled inflatable mattress out on the balcony of hotel room. W this and a sleeping bag and my sweater I should be fine to sleep out here while the kids are screaming at each other all night and practicing their uppercuts on each other and calling each other gay.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2Reputation#47569276)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 8:57 PM
Author: internet-worthy opaque double fault

To be fair,

Oh look, SP poasting about his filthy inflatable mattress and his plans to keep a bunch of kids up and screaming in his house all night, wow I've never seen this side of SP before.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2Reputation#47569280)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 9:00 PM
Author: Comical church goyim



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2Reputation#47569287)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 9:01 PM
Author: Blathering property

It’s at a hotel room at great wolf lodge. Not my house. I don’t want 9 kids at my house.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2Reputation#47569290)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 9:31 PM
Author: internet-worthy opaque double fault

To be fair,

Yeah that's probably a very smart move, keep all of that out of your house. Hotel room is neutral, much less to clean up and hide afterwards. Good thinking, SP. Anyway, enjoy your night with all of those little kids and the air mattress.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2Reputation#47569355)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 9:53 PM
Author: walnut arousing stead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2Reputation#47569406)



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Date: April 11th, 2024 8:29 AM
Author: Diverse slap-happy ceo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2Reputation#47573248)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 9:33 PM
Author: Naked wonderful sanctuary trump supporter

Why do you always have to get drunk at family outings?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2Reputation#47569359)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 9:51 PM
Author: Blathering property

Why do you have to be a little bitch to me whenever you get a free shot?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2Reputation#47569399)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 10:10 PM
Author: Naked wonderful sanctuary trump supporter

I'm happy to be the target of your drunk aggression if that'll spare your innocent family and allow them to enjoy a vacation for once.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2Reputation#47569451)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 10:13 PM
Author: Blathering property

See. Fuck you. Your style is the worst out there.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2Reputation#47569459)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 11:59 PM
Author: Racy resort fat ankles



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2Reputation#47569827)



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Date: April 11th, 2024 8:29 AM
Author: Diverse slap-happy ceo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2Reputation#47573247)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 10:13 PM
Author: Bonkers Cocky Crackhouse Boltzmann



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Date: April 9th, 2024 9:53 PM
Author: walnut arousing stead

To be fair to SP that’s the only way to make them bearable

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2Reputation#47569408)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 9:57 PM
Author: Blathering property

Nah it’s more like I dont have todo much because wife does it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2Reputation#47569419)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 9:35 PM
Author: Blathering property

They are all doing “jujitsu moves” and trying to flip each other over.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2Reputation#47569381)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 9:38 PM
Author: internet-worthy opaque double fault

To be fair,

SP: "Hey Timmy come here, I'll show you how to flip Tommy over... ;)"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2Reputation#47569385)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 9:44 PM
Author: Chocolate dopamine antidepressant drug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2Reputation#47569393)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 9:53 PM
Author: Jade nursing home potus

How’s the spaghetti

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2Reputation#47569409)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 9:54 PM
Author: Blathering property

? We just had cake. One kid asked my son “where my hug at?” It was funny. All these kids try to talk like black gangsters.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2Reputation#47569411)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 9:55 PM
Author: Jade nursing home potus

The bar spaghetti

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2Reputation#47569412)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 9:56 PM
Author: Blathering property

Okay buddy. I can see you’ve got a touch of the A.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2Reputation#47569415)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 9:59 PM
Author: Jade nursing home potus

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2Reputation#47569425)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 10:01 PM
Author: Blathering property

Would you come into someone’s hotel room where a kids party is going on and everyone is having cake and walk up to the adult in the room and say “ hey remember that time people on the internet kept Calling you a pedophile and it was obviously getting under your skin? Haha That was funny wasn’t it you sure you aren’t a pedo?“ If the answer is yes you’ve got a touch of the A. Because that’s what you are doing itt.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2Reputation#47569432)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 10:05 PM
Author: internet-worthy opaque double fault

To be fair,

SP to the kids in his hotel room: "Hey.... so uh, can I have a lil touch of that 'a'....?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2Reputation#47569439)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 10:07 PM
Author: Blathering property

Do we need to talk about your kid’s birthday parties dude. Because we are heading there w your talk.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2Reputation#47569444)



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Date: April 10th, 2024 7:37 PM
Author: internet-worthy opaque double fault

Post removed by moderator for violating The Law of The Land.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2Reputation#47572042)



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Date: April 10th, 2024 8:03 PM
Author: Blathering property

Post removed by moderator for violating The Law of The Land.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2Reputation#47572157)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 10:14 PM
Author: Bonkers Cocky Crackhouse Boltzmann

Beast mode thread

Let the haters seethe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2Reputation#47569462)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 10:17 PM
Author: Blathering property



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2Reputation#47569466)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 10:19 PM
Author: chest-beating kitty set



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2Reputation#47569470)



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Date: April 10th, 2024 10:57 AM
Author: Massive toilet seat headpube



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2Reputation#47570546)



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Date: April 11th, 2024 11:03 AM
Author: cerebral tattoo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2Reputation#47573719)



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Date: February 19th, 2025 10:15 PM
Author: fluffy glittery background story



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2Reputation#48676933)



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Date: February 19th, 2025 11:05 PM
Author: cerebral tattoo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2Reputation#48677120)



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Date: December 10th, 2025 4:27 PM
Author: Judas Jones



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2Reputation#49500193)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 11:01 PM
Author: Burgundy dragon

Please don't molest any of those kids

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2Reputation#47569736)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 11:03 PM
Author: Blathering property

You know that stuff is defamatory Kenny(?). A cutesy turn of the phrase doesn’t render it otherwise at this point.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2Reputation#47569738)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 11:07 PM
Author: Burgundy dragon

It's just a suggestion. I don't think I've ever accused you of anything.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2Reputation#47569743)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 11:12 PM
Author: Blathering property

…why are you even a lawyer? The worst WORST kind of lawyer is the kind that’s just dumb. They clog everything up and they are belligerent and spiteful and petty and impossible assholes on every level They don’t know the law and they use poor judgment and tangle everything up unnecessarily for years because they are just too dumb to get it. Lawyers like this are a plague on the profession.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2Reputation#47569749)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 11:14 PM
Author: Burgundy dragon

Who said I'm a lawyer? I'm not a lawyer. Lawyers are scumbags.

You just defamed me by calling me a lawyer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2Reputation#47569754)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 11:16 PM
Author: Blathering property

You are acting like the most scumbag type of lawyer that’s why.

Your “suggestion” is probably defamatory in context. My thought is that you don’t understand that this is the case and you think framing a defamatory accusation as a “suggestion” somehow prevents a tortious event from occurring.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2Reputation#47569763)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 11:25 PM
Author: Burgundy dragon

I suggested you don't commit a crime.

You falsely accused me of engaging in a disgusting "profession".

You're the one on shaky legal ground here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2Reputation#47569777)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 11:57 PM
Author: chest-beating kitty set

It’s bizarre that he takes this retarded chatblog so seriously

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2Reputation#47569823)



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Date: April 10th, 2024 12:26 AM
Author: Magical stirring quadroon

TIL it's defamatory to suggest that somebody NOT commit a crime.

spaceporn, I would suggest that you don't plan your bank deposits such that they don't hit the $10,000 reporting requirement, because that's a crime called structuring. But I WON'T suggest that because it would be defamatory to do so.

???

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2Reputation#47569879)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 11:17 PM
Author: citrine boiling water

lol why do you think he's there?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2Reputation#47569766)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 11:20 PM
Author: Blathering property

Why do you think I am sleeping on an air mattress on a hotel porch on a Tuesday night?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2Reputation#47569770)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 11:22 PM
Author: Garnet Cracking Regret

So you can peer into the window and watch little boys have pillow fights as you furiously jack your clitdick, you already explained/admitted it ITT

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2Reputation#47569774)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 11:22 PM
Author: Blathering property

Pedophile.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2Reputation#47569776)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 11:25 PM
Author: citrine boiling water

Yes you are

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2Reputation#47569778)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 11:26 PM
Author: Blathering property

Pedophile

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2Reputation#47569780)



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Date: April 10th, 2024 12:49 AM
Author: Vigorous cobalt twinkling uncleanness

dear God now he’s straight up boasting about it, OJ style

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2Reputation#47569918)



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Date: April 10th, 2024 6:01 AM
Author: soul-stirring dilemma party of the first part

"IF I Squanched It" by Bozo D. Spaceporn

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2Reputation#47570111)



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Date: April 11th, 2024 8:59 AM
Author: Big Snowy Psychic



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2Reputation#47573316)



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Date: April 11th, 2024 10:28 AM
Author: Vigorous cobalt twinkling uncleanness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2Reputation#47573560)



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Date: February 20th, 2025 6:02 AM
Author: brilliant shrine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2Reputation#48677595)



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Date: April 10th, 2024 5:33 AM
Author: hateful lodge

Capturing some nice photos with my fancy long camera. The view is incredible at night!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2Reputation#47570101)



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Date: April 10th, 2024 8:23 AM
Author: walnut arousing stead

The view of what, exactly?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2Reputation#47570235)



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Date: April 10th, 2024 11:48 AM
Author: Blathering property

Thats not me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2Reputation#47570634)



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Date: April 10th, 2024 10:11 AM
Author: Plum Irate Space Nibblets

What kind of parent gives their kid to spaceporn for a night?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2Reputation#47570476)



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Date: April 10th, 2024 7:49 PM
Author: sick maniacal mediation hissy fit

A very dumb one

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2Reputation#47572104)



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Date: April 10th, 2024 10:49 AM
Author: passionate sapphire forum cuckold

Why wouldn't you just get an adjoining room instead of sleep on an air mattress on the balcony?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2Reputation#47570517)



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Date: April 10th, 2024 11:06 AM
Author: Magenta Zombie-like House Sweet Tailpipe

The view. Lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2Reputation#47570576)



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Date: April 10th, 2024 11:17 AM
Author: passionate sapphire forum cuckold

Spaceporn? Your response?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2Reputation#47570590)



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Date: April 10th, 2024 11:46 AM
Author: Blathering property

I didnt do the booking. And in agreeing to chaperone I thought there would be a little area set aside w bed and separate walled in partition consistent with the last time we stayed there years ago. When I arrived and saw the suite I realized that was not the case.

While there were several beds contained in the suite, they would all be occupied by the kids once they settled down and eventually went to sleep. I complained to my wife that there was no room for me to sleep and she said I could probably get another room for the night. A room there runs like $400. We'd already hit $1K budget on the party and I'm a cheapskate. I decided not to spend the extra money after I saw that I could move our inflatable mattress out on the balcony and just stay there for the night with a sleeping bag, more or less consistent in most respects with my original plan. Separate, but not absent.

Does that silly detailed response help? Don't irritate me today--I'm not in the mood for it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2Reputation#47570628)



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Date: April 10th, 2024 11:48 AM
Author: passionate sapphire forum cuckold

You are irritated because you didn't get any sleep dumbass

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2Reputation#47570636)



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Date: April 10th, 2024 11:50 AM
Author: Blathering property

I thought I slept okay out there but I don't know.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2Reputation#47570644)



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Date: April 11th, 2024 12:04 AM
Author: Plum Irate Space Nibblets

He is depriving himself of good sleep and giving up on his successful attorney career. You are in a bad place spaceporn.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2Reputation#47572851)



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Date: April 11th, 2024 12:01 AM
Author: Mauve Depressive

You’re a sick pedo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2Reputation#47572843)



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Date: April 10th, 2024 11:22 AM
Author: purple stag film legend

I really like it here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2Reputation#47570593)



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Date: April 10th, 2024 11:25 AM
Author: Magenta Zombie-like House Sweet Tailpipe

Check yr throwaway

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2Reputation#47570598)



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Date: April 10th, 2024 12:13 PM
Author: purple stag film legend

I don't see anything.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2Reputation#47570754)



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Date: April 10th, 2024 2:32 PM
Author: Magenta Zombie-like House Sweet Tailpipe

What is it again? Chilmata@gmail?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2Reputation#47570964)



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Date: April 10th, 2024 12:15 PM
Author: Rebellious Hyperactive Lay

sounds fun. the Dells is one of the last slices of pure Americana

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2Reputation#47570762)



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Date: April 10th, 2024 2:39 PM
Author: Dull Frozen Area

it has to be the one in virginia. he would probably get arrested driving 8 kids all the way to wisconsin

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2Reputation#47570981)



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Date: April 10th, 2024 2:54 PM
Author: Blathering property

I once drove four kids three hours to Summer camp and one of them opened the car door on the highway and barfed up hot dogs he had eaten when we stopped at 7 11 an hour into the trip. I had told him not to eat so many of them but he didn’t listen. So then he did a car barf.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2Reputation#47571032)



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Date: April 11th, 2024 1:58 AM
Author: purple stag film legend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2Reputation#47573039)



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Date: April 10th, 2024 2:56 PM
Author: Crystalline school cafeteria

you and 9 boys in a hotel room with one bed. oh no that must have been terrible for you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2Reputation#47571036)



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Date: April 10th, 2024 2:59 PM
Author: chest-beating kitty set



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2Reputation#47571055)



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Date: April 11th, 2024 12:10 AM
Author: Disturbing self-absorbed volcanic crater

I refuse to believe this is the real SP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2Reputation#47572868)



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Date: April 11th, 2024 4:42 AM
Author: Magenta Zombie-like House Sweet Tailpipe

Lol why? It fits his MO to a T

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2Reputation#47573110)



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Date: April 11th, 2024 9:59 AM
Author: Disturbing self-absorbed volcanic crater

I know it’s just so on the nose and I can’t believe he would be so retarded as to share this on Xo.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2Reputation#47573475)



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Date: April 11th, 2024 10:00 AM
Author: translucent really tough guy

Even if this and the bar spaghetti incident et al. are “flame” or whatever, the person behind it is a sick fuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2Reputation#47573477)



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Date: April 11th, 2024 10:37 AM
Author: chest-beating kitty set

he has an established history of poasting incendiary shit like this and then playing dumb after people start calling him a pedo in response.

he does this to wind people up, but tries to deny that that's what he's doing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2Reputation#47573611)



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Date: April 11th, 2024 10:38 AM
Author: Blathering property

It’s only incendiary if you are sick w sex diseases mental or physical Is that you?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2Reputation#47573620)



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Date: April 11th, 2024 10:53 AM
Author: chest-beating kitty set

this is a good example of what i said.

you are well aware of the "running joke" about you and pedophilia, and you are equally aware that poasting about a kid "throwing up hotdogs," being in a hotel room with a bunch of adolescents engaging in horseplay (no horns), "getting 'cheese pizza' for the kids" etc. is inviting a shitload of poasts and negative attention, which is exactly what you got ITT.

stop denying it, and just own it. if you leaned into the joke, the people here who think that you are actually a pedo (i don't think most people believe it, but some do) would probably come to the conclusion that you're just trying to wind people up.

but instead you say things that you know will cause a thread to turn out like this one did, and then you complain and whine about people mocking, defaming, and, at times, threatening you. makes no sense.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2Reputation#47573669)



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Date: April 11th, 2024 10:58 AM
Author: Blathering property

Nothing wrong with anything I posted Don’t try to excuse your mental sex diseases and their consequences

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2Reputation#47573688)



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Date: April 11th, 2024 10:59 AM
Author: chest-beating kitty set

cr, nearly everyone here has a "mental sex disease" and that's the reason for all the accusations, etc. and yet you still poast here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2Reputation#47573693)



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Date: April 11th, 2024 11:02 AM
Author: Blathering property

There are rules here? If those rules are kept

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2Reputation#47573706)



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Date: April 11th, 2024 12:01 PM
Author: Dashing rehab filthpig

CR

For example the original Halford pedo threading started out as anti-Halford to a degree but he leaned into the joke and it became a fun bit of his character

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2Reputation#47573988)



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Date: April 11th, 2024 3:20 PM
Author: Disturbing self-absorbed volcanic crater

Right I just don’t understand why he encourages the discussion about his pedophilia but then will have a month long meltdown about it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2Reputation#47574747)



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Date: April 11th, 2024 5:48 AM
Author: Comical church goyim

Post removed by moderator for violating The Law of The Land.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2Reputation#47573127)



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Date: April 11th, 2024 10:18 AM
Author: Blathering property

What’s up with the outting

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2Reputation#47573522)



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Date: April 11th, 2024 10:40 AM
Author: Magical stirring quadroon

Post removed by moderator for violating The Law of The Land.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2Reputation#47573622)



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Date: April 11th, 2024 10:40 AM
Author: Blathering property

What’s with the outting

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2Reputation#47573627)



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Date: April 11th, 2024 10:43 AM
Author: Magical stirring quadroon

Post removed by moderator for violating The Law of The Land.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2Reputation#47573636)



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Date: April 11th, 2024 10:44 AM
Author: Blathering property

Why are you outting. There is one rule. Kallmanelli just got suspended for this shit. Do you want to get suspended also? Stop outting, shithead.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2Reputation#47573641)



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Date: April 11th, 2024 10:57 AM
Author: Magical stirring quadroon

??????? Non-responsive. Anybody could have any surname, so merely saying a word can't be outing otherwise we couldn't say anything. Unless somebody admits to having the surname in question, then it remains a valid thing to say. You're really not getting this. Like watch this: "Brown." Oh, wow, is that outing? Only if somebody admits to having the surname Brown.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2Reputation#47573683)



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Date: April 11th, 2024 11:01 AM
Author: Comical church goyim

Post removed by moderator for violating The Law of The Land.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2Reputation#47573698)



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Date: April 11th, 2024 11:03 AM
Author: Blathering property

That’s twice now I’ve asked this moniker to stop outting.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2Reputation#47573712)



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Date: April 11th, 2024 11:05 AM
Author: chest-beating kitty set

yes, it's been established that someone being outed doesn't mean that future outings are permissible.

this violates the ONE RULE.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2Reputation#47573731)



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Date: April 11th, 2024 11:02 AM
Author: Comical church goyim

Focus on what's important: how many underwear trophies did you nab?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2Reputation#47573705)



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Date: April 11th, 2024 6:40 AM
Author: Dashing rehab filthpig

Wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2Reputation#47573152)



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Date: April 12th, 2024 8:01 AM
Author: chest-beating kitty set

serious question did you give the kids "jesus juice"?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2Reputation#47576545)



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Date: August 30th, 2024 12:21 AM
Author: chest-beating kitty set



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2Reputation#48026466)



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Date: April 12th, 2024 8:18 AM
Author: Sadistic Excitant Athletic Conference Tank

i'm getting great wolf lodge youtube ads now ffs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2Reputation#47576573)



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Date: August 30th, 2024 12:14 AM
Author: Magical stirring quadroon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2Reputation#48026450)



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Date: October 22nd, 2024 9:34 PM
Author: poppy native



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2Reputation#48228771)



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Date: October 22nd, 2024 9:34 PM
Author: chest-beating kitty set

hey bros! here at great wolf lodge feeding my special little guy and his male friends some "jesus juice." they're getting sleepy!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2Reputation#48228777)



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Date: February 11th, 2025 11:06 AM
Author: Vibrant Menage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2Reputation#48645694)



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Date: February 11th, 2025 11:28 AM
Author: Filthy institution place of business

wow

lmfao how did i miss this

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Date: February 19th, 2025 10:15 PM
Author: Slippery Drab Deer Antler



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Date: February 19th, 2025 10:53 PM
Author: flushed kitchen ladyboy

Took my kids there - thank god no clown haired squanchers cited

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Date: August 16th, 2025 11:21 AM
Author: silver nofapping piazza private investor



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