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Hypo: 1 million cash but you have to talk like nyuug for 1 month

You have to address everyone in your life as 'fucktarded cum...
Startling aggressive cruise ship
  09/10/24
1MM is not a lot of money to have everyone in your life thin...
hairraiser marketing idea
  09/10/24
No you have to interact with your employer and family like n...
Startling aggressive cruise ship
  09/10/24
in that case pass I would lose much more in lifetime income...
hairraiser marketing idea
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Razzle-dazzle buck-toothed business firm sweet tailpipe
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Razzle-dazzle buck-toothed business firm sweet tailpipe
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Same
Massive Abode
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Razzle-dazzle buck-toothed business firm sweet tailpipe
  09/10/24
You must say this to many people daily to get the million.
Startling aggressive cruise ship
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Razzle-dazzle buck-toothed business firm sweet tailpipe
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Yeah I'm jelly ngl. Everyone respectable I know has close to...
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hairraiser marketing idea
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arousing dragon kitty
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deep useless brakes
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I just don't see how it can be explained to real normal peop...
hairraiser marketing idea
  09/10/24
Brain worm, tumor, etc
aphrodisiac base famous landscape painting
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Who do I write the check out to
frozen ladyboy mood
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Startling aggressive cruise ship
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Domesticated pungent parlor internal respiration
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Done. I stage an accident in which I "suffer a head inj...
Exhilarant stag film
  10/23/24
OP here. This would be DQ'd by the judges. Nice try but to g...
Startling aggressive cruise ship
  10/23/24
The judges thing is the dumbest part of this hypo. Basically...
french space hominid
  11/26/24
1800000
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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:03 AM
Author: Startling aggressive cruise ship

You have to address everyone in your life as 'fucktarded cumskins' and use the word 'lollercaust'. If you impress the judges at the end of the month you get 1MM tax free. It is does not count towards your annual income.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2Reputation#48068690)



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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:05 AM
Author: hairraiser marketing idea

1MM is not a lot of money to have everyone in your life think you're a full retard for the rest of your life.

Can I spend that month in Bali or somewhere where nobody knows me?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2Reputation#48068699)



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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:06 AM
Author: Startling aggressive cruise ship

No you have to interact with your employer and family like normal. After the month is over you can use any excuse you want to explain what happened, but during it you can't make any attempt to explain your personality change.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2Reputation#48068705)



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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:10 AM
Author: hairraiser marketing idea

in that case pass

I would lose much more in lifetime income alone from everyone assuming I had had a stroke and firing me

not to mention the irreparable damage to the relationships with my family and the people who matter to me, they would never be the same again, there would be no plausible way to explain such behavior to normal people

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2Reputation#48068721)



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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:13 AM
Author: Razzle-dazzle buck-toothed business firm sweet tailpipe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2Reputation#48068729)



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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:07 AM
Author: Razzle-dazzle buck-toothed business firm sweet tailpipe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2Reputation#48068712)



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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:19 AM
Author: Massive Abode

Same

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2Reputation#48068738)



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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:05 AM
Author: Razzle-dazzle buck-toothed business firm sweet tailpipe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2Reputation#48068700)



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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:07 AM
Author: Startling aggressive cruise ship

You must say this to many people daily to get the million.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2Reputation#48068710)



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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:08 AM
Author: Razzle-dazzle buck-toothed business firm sweet tailpipe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2Reputation#48068714)



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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:09 AM
Author: Startling aggressive cruise ship

Yeah I'm jelly ngl. Everyone respectable I know has close to 0 irl friends and is in parasocial relationships and does performance art for autistic online lawyers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2Reputation#48068720)



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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:10 AM
Author: hairraiser marketing idea



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2Reputation#48068722)



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Date: September 10th, 2024 7:59 AM
Author: arousing dragon kitty



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2Reputation#48069177)



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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:11 AM
Author: deep useless brakes



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2Reputation#48068723)



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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:13 AM
Author: hairraiser marketing idea

I just don't see how it can be explained to real normal people



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2Reputation#48068730)



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Date: September 10th, 2024 6:08 PM
Author: aphrodisiac base famous landscape painting

Brain worm, tumor, etc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2Reputation#48071493)



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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:14 AM
Author: frozen ladyboy mood

Who do I write the check out to

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2Reputation#48068731)



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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:23 AM
Author: Startling aggressive cruise ship



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2Reputation#48068751)



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Date: October 22nd, 2024 7:25 PM
Author: Duck-like aqua new version weed whacker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2Reputation#48228378)



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Date: September 10th, 2024 6:07 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle buck-toothed business firm sweet tailpipe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2Reputation#48071488)



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Date: November 26th, 2024 4:23 AM
Author: Talented native



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2Reputation#48382217)



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Date: March 12th, 2026 4:41 AM
Author: Cracking whorehouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2Reputation#49736582)



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Date: October 7th, 2024 1:51 AM
Author: Domesticated pungent parlor internal respiration



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2Reputation#48171633)



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Date: October 22nd, 2024 7:10 PM
Author: Domesticated pungent parlor internal respiration



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2Reputation#48228319)



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Date: October 23rd, 2024 1:00 PM
Author: Exhilarant stag film

Done. I stage an accident in which I "suffer a head injury" after which this is a symptom of my brain damage. Before this, I make explicitly clear to my wife that no matter the symptoms, she is to refuse all medical interventions on my behalf because I've seen in a vision that I will have this accident, recover after a month, and we will be $1mm richer.

She sequesters me at home to recover from my "injury" and after a month I return to normal.

When asked how I recovered, I will credit copious amounts of red meat and vigorous exercise.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2Reputation#48230710)



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Date: October 23rd, 2024 1:41 PM
Author: Startling aggressive cruise ship

OP here. This would be DQ'd by the judges. Nice try but to get the money you would have to actually walk around in your normal life saying fucktarded cumskins and I lollercaust at you without explanation. No way around it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2Reputation#48230993)



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Date: November 26th, 2024 5:32 AM
Author: french space hominid

The judges thing is the dumbest part of this hypo. Basically they won’t be satisfied unless I have caused serious damage to my life for $1M

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2Reputation#48382253)



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Date: October 23rd, 2024 8:01 PM
Author: aquamarine love of her life shitlib

1800000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2Reputation#48232575)



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Date: March 12th, 2026 4:41 AM
Author: Rambunctious skinny woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2Reputation#49736580)