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Done drinking, ruined wife’s cousin’s wedding yesterday
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Date: December 8th, 2024 7:24 AM Author: Dun pozpig Started drinking too early. Wedding wasn’t at a church which I thought was degenerate because I’m Roman Catholic. The MC was basically making jokes at this makeshift “church” they had with white chairs set up in the same area as the reception.
The cousin has talked shit to me in the past and bragged about her husband being taller than me except for the fact I can make him bleed out of his ass if I ever got into an MMA ring with him.
She was 29 when she met him and is 34 now with a birth control softball player body.
The fuckin MC was basically announcing the wedding like it was a hockey game then started to turn it back into a romantic wedding with traditional wedding music when she walked down the aisle.
I chugged three of those little black boxes of red wine at this point so as she was walking down the aisle I grabbed the mic from the MC and pushed him away.
I always said to my wife this cousin of hers looks like a horse with her fuckin square birth control body so when I grabbed the mic I said “Galloping down the aisle! Hard! Direct (made a hand gesture)! She’s square! She has no ass! Square! Direct! Galloping down the aisle!”
While I was doing this everyone was gasping and the dad walked over like he was going to hit me be thought better of it. The security for the venue took three guys to get me down. They called the cops but the cops said this isn’t really a crime what i did so everyone just asked me to leave.
Wife still crying but 180 she left with me. She’s a ride or die bitch. |
Date: December 8th, 2024 7:25 AM Author: Vermilion Station Personal Credit Line cousin on her moms side or dads (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2Reputation#48424335) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 7:25 AM Author: Dun pozpig Dads (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2Reputation#48424337) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 7:40 AM Author: Sinister topaz shrine affirmative action which dad (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2Reputation#48424343) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 9:52 AM Author: iridescent weed whacker (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2Reputation#48424488) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 12:38 PM Author: ruddy jew A) Good question;
B) Did that moniker come from you days at the Red Dragon Inn in RhyDin? |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 1:29 PM Author: white cerebral antidepressant drug sandwich (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2Reputation#48424993) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 5:53 PM Author: sooty public bath (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2Reputation#48425776) |
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Date: December 9th, 2024 12:51 AM Author: curious wild quadroon business firm (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2Reputation#48427267) |
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Date: December 9th, 2024 2:34 PM Author: floppy french kitty (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2Reputation#48429289) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 7:25 AM Author: slimy property (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2Reputation#48424336) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 7:26 AM Author: slimy property (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2Reputation#48424338) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 7:40 AM Author: Sinister topaz shrine affirmative action (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2Reputation#48424342) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 7:43 AM Author: Flatulent ticket booth LMFAO
truly 180 |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 8:06 AM Author: Dun pozpig This. And when I got home I played “Zombies” that cranberry song perfectly on my kid’s toy piano and I never played it before. I had two more black boxes on the ride and when I got home I was ranting about how good I was at piano and my wife pointed out it’s a player piano so it’s automatic. We were both hysterically laughing at my stupidity, (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2Reputation#48424364) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 8:43 AM Author: Flatulent ticket booth 180 night
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Date: December 8th, 2024 8:47 AM Author: Dun pozpig One for the books lmao (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2Reputation#48424395) |
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Date: December 9th, 2024 12:51 PM Author: slimy property (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2Reputation#48428555) |
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Date: December 9th, 2024 12:59 PM Author: galvanic insecure legend mexican (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2Reputation#48428586) |
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Date: December 9th, 2024 2:32 PM Author: titillating casino (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2Reputation#48429268) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 9:04 AM Author: Sable address (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2Reputation#48424421) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 7:50 AM Author: violent swashbuckling twinkling uncleanness menage Ok but why stop drinking (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2Reputation#48424351) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 12:55 PM Author: Lascivious big-titted locale turdskin (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2Reputation#48424912) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 12:58 PM Author: Cruel-hearted mauve plaza (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2Reputation#48424915) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 12:59 PM Author: iridescent weed whacker (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2Reputation#48424916) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 1:27 PM Author: Pearl Indian Lodge (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2Reputation#48424984) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 5:50 PM Author: Ivory University Stain (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2Reputation#48425757) |
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Date: December 9th, 2024 1:11 PM Author: titillating casino (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2Reputation#48428657) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 7:55 AM Author: diverse chapel (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2Reputation#48424357) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 8:21 AM Author: Exciting Space Mood Going to need the Heights of all involved before judging this poast (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2Reputation#48424372) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 8:50 AM Author: Dun pozpig That’s the best part. I spend every free second of my day training and lifting. If he’s taller why didn’t he step to me when I disrespected his wife? Her lazy dad too. Because they know they had no shot. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2Reputation#48424399) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 9:09 AM Author: Exciting Space Mood Lmao lil breh he doesn't think about you at all -- worrying about "stepping to" is for Short Men. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2Reputation#48424425) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 9:13 AM Author: Dun pozpig Lmao guess you win bro lmao. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2Reputation#48424433) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 9:26 AM Author: Exciting Space Mood (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2Reputation#48424451) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 12:31 PM Author: Bronze vivacious institution 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2Reputation#48424856) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 9:26 AM Author: Crystalline french chef They had to call some REAL MEN to come and regulate lmao (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2Reputation#48424454) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 9:11 AM Author: Ocher costumed double fault school cafeteria Johnny my boy, why are you pumo? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2Reputation#48424429) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 9:13 AM Author: Dun pozpig Not me (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2Reputation#48424432) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 9:26 AM Author: Exciting Space Mood (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2Reputation#48424453) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 1:28 PM Author: Pearl Indian Lodge (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2Reputation#48424988) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 3:52 PM Author: flickering blathering mental disorder (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2Reputation#48425457) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 5:55 PM Author: Razzle Frisky Mad-dog Skullcap (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2Reputation#48425790) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 9:15 AM Author: Cocky indigo dilemma (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2Reputation#48424438) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 9:51 AM Author: Razzmatazz violet coldplay fan The "wedding" wasn't at a church? You did nothing wrong. If they thought that their ceremony was so important maybe they should have bothered to sacralize it. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2Reputation#48424487) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 12:29 PM Author: Dun pozpig This. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2Reputation#48424851) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 1:29 PM Author: Pearl Indian Lodge so much this (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2Reputation#48424991) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 4:18 PM Author: Flatulent ticket booth (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2Reputation#48425546) |
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Date: December 9th, 2024 12:51 PM Author: slimy property (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2Reputation#48428556) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 12:32 PM Author: Bronze vivacious institution heroic (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2Reputation#48424857) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 12:33 PM Author: Cracking school 29 jumped the shark. shouldve gone with 26-27. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2Reputation#48424859) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 12:39 PM Author: Erotic electric idiot (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2Reputation#48424873) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 12:59 PM Author: iridescent weed whacker (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2Reputation#48424917) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 1:34 PM Author: cobalt spot I can’t understand making up a story like this and keeping myself short in the flame. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2Reputation#48425009) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 1:35 PM Author: Exciting Space Mood Story? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2Reputation#48425013) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 2:30 PM Author: white cerebral antidepressant drug sandwich (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2Reputation#48425202) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 2:57 PM Author: Vermilion Station Personal Credit Line (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2Reputation#48425287) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 4:18 PM Author: Flatulent ticket booth (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2Reputation#48425548) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 5:50 PM Author: Ivory University Stain (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2Reputation#48425759) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 9:26 PM Author: Erotic electric idiot (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2Reputation#48426540) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 1:58 PM Author: Dun pozpig Not fake (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2Reputation#48425084) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 2:26 PM Author: laughsome persian mother JM is getting subtler with age (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2Reputation#48425189) |
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Date: December 9th, 2024 1:03 PM Author: Impertinent Kink-friendly Hominid Even after all these years some people still don't "get" xo (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2Reputation#48428610) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 4:23 PM Author: fluffy onyx brethren karate "The cousin has talked shit to me in the past and bragged about her husband being taller than me except for the fact" "The cousin has talked shit to me in the past and bragged about her husband being taller than me except for the fact" "The cousin has talked shit to me in the past and bragged about her husband being taller than me except for the fact" "The cousin has talked shit to me in the past and bragged about her husband being taller than me except for the fact" |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 4:27 PM Author: misunderstood abusive senate nibblets 34 year old "bride"? Birth control body? Not in a church?
Doesn't sound like you were at a wedding at all, champ. |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 5:47 PM Author: Dun pozpig Is that supposed to insult me? As if I give a shit about the bride? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2Reputation#48425746) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 5:51 PM Author: Ivory University Stain Subpoena the bodycam footage (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2Reputation#48425764) |
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Date: July 20th, 2025 9:49 PM Author: habeas penem (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2Reputation#49117690) |