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Done drinking, ruined wife’s cousin’s wedding yesterday

Started drinking too early. Wedding wasn’t at a church...
hairraiser aqua liquid oxygen
  12/08/24
cousin on her moms side or dads
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180 night
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Date: December 8th, 2024 7:24 AM
Author: hairraiser aqua liquid oxygen

Started drinking too early. Wedding wasn’t at a church which I thought was degenerate because I’m Roman Catholic. The MC was basically making jokes at this makeshift “church” they had with white chairs set up in the same area as the reception.

The cousin has talked shit to me in the past and bragged about her husband being taller than me except for the fact I can make him bleed out of his ass if I ever got into an MMA ring with him.

She was 29 when she met him and is 34 now with a birth control softball player body.

The fuckin MC was basically announcing the wedding like it was a hockey game then started to turn it back into a romantic wedding with traditional wedding music when she walked down the aisle.

I chugged three of those little black boxes of red wine at this point so as she was walking down the aisle I grabbed the mic from the MC and pushed him away.

I always said to my wife this cousin of hers looks like a horse with her fuckin square birth control body so when I grabbed the mic I said “Galloping down the aisle! Hard! Direct (made a hand gesture)! She’s square! She has no ass! Square! Direct! Galloping down the aisle!”

While I was doing this everyone was gasping and the dad walked over like he was going to hit me be thought better of it. The security for the venue took three guys to get me down. They called the cops but the cops said this isn’t really a crime what i did so everyone just asked me to leave.

Wife still crying but 180 she left with me. She’s a ride or die bitch.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2Reputation#48424333)



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Date: December 8th, 2024 7:25 AM
Author: Shimmering pontificating menage

cousin on her moms side or dads

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2Reputation#48424335)



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Date: December 8th, 2024 7:25 AM
Author: hairraiser aqua liquid oxygen

Dads

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2Reputation#48424337)



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Date: December 8th, 2024 7:40 AM
Author: arrogant sound barrier

which dad

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2Reputation#48424343)



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Date: December 8th, 2024 9:52 AM
Author: Fragrant box office foreskin



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Date: December 8th, 2024 12:38 PM
Author: white cocky jew

A) Good question;

B) Did that moniker come from you days at the Red Dragon Inn in RhyDin?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2Reputation#48424872)



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Date: December 8th, 2024 1:29 PM
Author: Histrionic Ape Main People



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Date: December 8th, 2024 5:53 PM
Author: Garnet irradiated church building depressive



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Date: December 9th, 2024 12:51 AM
Author: massive boistinker therapy



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Date: December 9th, 2024 2:34 PM
Author: Razzmatazz Potus



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Date: December 8th, 2024 7:25 AM
Author: exciting up-to-no-good church travel guidebook



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Date: December 8th, 2024 7:26 AM
Author: exciting up-to-no-good church travel guidebook



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Date: December 8th, 2024 7:40 AM
Author: arrogant sound barrier



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Date: December 8th, 2024 7:43 AM
Author: smoky internal respiration

LMFAO

truly 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2Reputation#48424347)



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Date: December 8th, 2024 8:06 AM
Author: hairraiser aqua liquid oxygen

This. And when I got home I played “Zombies” that cranberry song perfectly on my kid’s toy piano and I never played it before. I had two more black boxes on the ride and when I got home I was ranting about how good I was at piano and my wife pointed out it’s a player piano so it’s automatic. We were both hysterically laughing at my stupidity,

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2Reputation#48424364)



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Date: December 8th, 2024 8:43 AM
Author: smoky internal respiration

180 night



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Date: December 8th, 2024 8:47 AM
Author: hairraiser aqua liquid oxygen

One for the books lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2Reputation#48424395)



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Date: December 9th, 2024 12:51 PM
Author: exciting up-to-no-good church travel guidebook



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Date: December 9th, 2024 12:59 PM
Author: Salmon rigor mediation



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Date: December 9th, 2024 2:32 PM
Author: brass den death wish



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Date: December 8th, 2024 9:04 AM
Author: Charismatic Pocket Flask



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Date: December 8th, 2024 7:50 AM
Author: violet center

Ok but why stop drinking

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2Reputation#48424351)



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Date: December 8th, 2024 12:55 PM
Author: Alcoholic Wine Stage Twinkling Uncleanness



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Date: December 8th, 2024 12:58 PM
Author: 180 coral meetinghouse



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Date: December 8th, 2024 12:59 PM
Author: Fragrant box office foreskin



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Date: December 8th, 2024 1:27 PM
Author: Tan hyperactive temple



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Date: December 8th, 2024 5:50 PM
Author: Passionate bisexual space



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Date: December 9th, 2024 1:11 PM
Author: brass den death wish



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Date: December 8th, 2024 7:55 AM
Author: milky shrine



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Date: December 8th, 2024 8:21 AM
Author: contagious native

Going to need the Heights of all involved before judging this poast

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2Reputation#48424372)



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Date: December 8th, 2024 8:50 AM
Author: hairraiser aqua liquid oxygen

That’s the best part. I spend every free second of my day training and lifting. If he’s taller why didn’t he step to me when I disrespected his wife? Her lazy dad too. Because they know they had no shot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2Reputation#48424399)



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Date: December 8th, 2024 9:09 AM
Author: contagious native

Lmao lil breh he doesn't think about you at all -- worrying about "stepping to" is for Short Men.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2Reputation#48424425)



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Date: December 8th, 2024 9:13 AM
Author: hairraiser aqua liquid oxygen

Lmao guess you win bro lmao.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2Reputation#48424433)



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Date: December 8th, 2024 9:26 AM
Author: contagious native



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Date: December 8th, 2024 12:31 PM
Author: Mauve impertinent orchestra pit

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2Reputation#48424856)



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Date: December 8th, 2024 9:26 AM
Author: Comical unholy crackhouse mood

They had to call some REAL MEN to come and regulate lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2Reputation#48424454)



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Date: December 8th, 2024 9:11 AM
Author: laughsome international law enforcement agency

Johnny my boy, why are you pumo?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2Reputation#48424429)



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Date: December 8th, 2024 9:13 AM
Author: hairraiser aqua liquid oxygen

Not me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2Reputation#48424432)



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Date: December 8th, 2024 9:26 AM
Author: contagious native



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Date: December 8th, 2024 1:28 PM
Author: Tan hyperactive temple



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Date: December 8th, 2024 3:52 PM
Author: Fiercely-loyal pozpig



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Date: December 8th, 2024 5:55 PM
Author: Talented private investor site



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Date: December 9th, 2024 1:10 PM
Author: brass den death wish



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Date: December 8th, 2024 9:15 AM
Author: exhilarant drab area



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Date: December 8th, 2024 9:15 AM
Author: onyx corner



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Date: December 8th, 2024 9:51 AM
Author: glittery sticky parlour

The "wedding" wasn't at a church? You did nothing wrong. If they thought that their ceremony was so important maybe they should have bothered to sacralize it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2Reputation#48424487)



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Date: December 8th, 2024 12:29 PM
Author: hairraiser aqua liquid oxygen

This.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2Reputation#48424851)



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Date: December 8th, 2024 1:29 PM
Author: Tan hyperactive temple

so much this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2Reputation#48424991)



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Date: December 8th, 2024 4:18 PM
Author: smoky internal respiration



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Date: December 9th, 2024 12:51 PM
Author: exciting up-to-no-good church travel guidebook



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Date: December 8th, 2024 12:32 PM
Author: Mauve impertinent orchestra pit

heroic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2Reputation#48424857)



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Date: December 8th, 2024 12:33 PM
Author: Motley dysfunction sandwich

29 jumped the shark. shouldve gone with 26-27.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2Reputation#48424859)



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Date: December 8th, 2024 12:39 PM
Author: Sienna Greedy Trailer Park



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Date: December 8th, 2024 12:39 PM
Author: adventurous marketing idea cruise ship

the MC

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Date: December 8th, 2024 12:59 PM
Author: Fragrant box office foreskin



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Date: December 8th, 2024 1:34 PM
Author: Fantasy-prone field

I can’t understand making up a story like this and keeping myself short in the flame.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2Reputation#48425009)



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Date: December 8th, 2024 1:35 PM
Author: contagious native

Story?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2Reputation#48425013)



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Date: December 8th, 2024 1:36 PM
Author: Mauve impertinent orchestra pit

that's the difference

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2Reputation#48425017)



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Date: December 8th, 2024 2:30 PM
Author: Histrionic Ape Main People



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Date: December 8th, 2024 2:57 PM
Author: Shimmering pontificating menage



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Date: December 8th, 2024 4:18 PM
Author: smoky internal respiration



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Date: December 8th, 2024 5:50 PM
Author: Passionate bisexual space



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Date: December 8th, 2024 9:26 PM
Author: Sienna Greedy Trailer Park



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Date: December 9th, 2024 12:51 PM
Author: exciting up-to-no-good church travel guidebook



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Date: December 9th, 2024 1:10 PM
Author: brass den death wish



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Date: December 8th, 2024 1:58 PM
Author: hairraiser aqua liquid oxygen

Not fake

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Date: December 8th, 2024 2:25 PM
Author: Tan hyperactive temple

ergo it’s true

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2Reputation#48425183)



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Date: December 8th, 2024 2:26 PM
Author: wonderful chartreuse principal's office striped hyena

JM is getting subtler with age

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2Reputation#48425189)



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Date: December 9th, 2024 1:03 PM
Author: aquamarine kink-friendly scourge upon the earth

Even after all these years some people still don't "get" xo

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Date: December 8th, 2024 4:23 PM
Author: Ruddy Vibrant Hall Crotch

"The cousin has talked shit to me in the past and bragged about her husband being taller than me except for the fact"

"The cousin has talked shit to me in the past and bragged about her husband being taller than me except for the fact"

"The cousin has talked shit to me in the past and bragged about her husband being taller than me except for the fact"

"The cousin has talked shit to me in the past and bragged about her husband being taller than me except for the fact"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2Reputation#48425570)



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Date: December 8th, 2024 4:27 PM
Author: vigorous insane legend masturbator

34 year old "bride"? Birth control body? Not in a church?

Doesn't sound like you were at a wedding at all, champ.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2Reputation#48425578)



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Date: December 8th, 2024 5:47 PM
Author: hairraiser aqua liquid oxygen

Is that supposed to insult me? As if I give a shit about the bride?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2Reputation#48425746)



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Date: December 8th, 2024 5:51 PM
Author: Passionate bisexual space

Subpoena the bodycam footage

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Date: December 8th, 2024 8:07 PM
Author: big amber newt

180

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Date: December 8th, 2024 11:24 PM
Author: vivacious spot



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Date: December 9th, 2024 12:50 PM
Author: exciting up-to-no-good church travel guidebook



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Date: July 20th, 2025 9:49 PM
Author: habeas penem



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