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Done drinking, ruined wife’s cousin’s wedding yesterday

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Date: December 8th, 2024 7:24 AM
Author: Metal Really Tough Guy Goal In Life

Started drinking too early. Wedding wasn’t at a church which I thought was degenerate because I’m Roman Catholic. The MC was basically making jokes at this makeshift “church” they had with white chairs set up in the same area as the reception.

The cousin has talked shit to me in the past and bragged about her husband being taller than me except for the fact I can make him bleed out of his ass if I ever got into an MMA ring with him.

She was 29 when she met him and is 34 now with a birth control softball player body.

The fuckin MC was basically announcing the wedding like it was a hockey game then started to turn it back into a romantic wedding with traditional wedding music when she walked down the aisle.

I chugged three of those little black boxes of red wine at this point so as she was walking down the aisle I grabbed the mic from the MC and pushed him away.

I always said to my wife this cousin of hers looks like a horse with her fuckin square birth control body so when I grabbed the mic I said “Galloping down the aisle! Hard! Direct (made a hand gesture)! She’s square! She has no ass! Square! Direct! Galloping down the aisle!”

While I was doing this everyone was gasping and the dad walked over like he was going to hit me be thought better of it. The security for the venue took three guys to get me down. They called the cops but the cops said this isn’t really a crime what i did so everyone just asked me to leave.

Wife still crying but 180 she left with me. She’s a ride or die bitch.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2Reputation#48424333)



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Date: December 8th, 2024 7:25 AM
Author: vibrant twinkling uncleanness

cousin on her moms side or dads

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Date: December 8th, 2024 7:25 AM
Author: Metal Really Tough Guy Goal In Life

Dads

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Date: December 8th, 2024 7:40 AM
Author: Vigorous mahogany location

which dad

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Date: December 8th, 2024 9:52 AM
Author: hideous lascivious native legend



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Date: December 8th, 2024 12:38 PM
Author: angry brass center faggot firefighter

A) Good question;

B) Did that moniker come from you days at the Red Dragon Inn in RhyDin?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2Reputation#48424872)



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Date: December 8th, 2024 1:29 PM
Author: brindle lodge



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Date: December 8th, 2024 5:53 PM
Author: Trip immigrant



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Date: December 9th, 2024 12:51 AM
Author: Cracking Piazza



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Date: December 9th, 2024 2:34 PM
Author: frisky mood



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Date: December 8th, 2024 7:25 AM
Author: mind-boggling sable spot faggotry



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Date: December 8th, 2024 7:26 AM
Author: mind-boggling sable spot faggotry



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Date: December 8th, 2024 7:40 AM
Author: Vigorous mahogany location



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Date: December 8th, 2024 7:43 AM
Author: henna forum

LMFAO

truly 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2Reputation#48424347)



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Date: December 8th, 2024 8:06 AM
Author: Metal Really Tough Guy Goal In Life

This. And when I got home I played “Zombies” that cranberry song perfectly on my kid’s toy piano and I never played it before. I had two more black boxes on the ride and when I got home I was ranting about how good I was at piano and my wife pointed out it’s a player piano so it’s automatic. We were both hysterically laughing at my stupidity,

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2Reputation#48424364)



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Date: December 8th, 2024 8:43 AM
Author: henna forum

180 night



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Date: December 8th, 2024 8:47 AM
Author: Metal Really Tough Guy Goal In Life

One for the books lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2Reputation#48424395)



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Date: December 9th, 2024 12:51 PM
Author: mind-boggling sable spot faggotry



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Date: December 9th, 2024 12:59 PM
Author: orchid adventurous stage alpha



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Date: December 9th, 2024 2:32 PM
Author: Exhilarant sooty legal warrant



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Date: December 8th, 2024 9:04 AM
Author: Fiercely-loyal rough-skinned church building



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Date: December 8th, 2024 7:50 AM
Author: Clear contagious site

Ok but why stop drinking

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2Reputation#48424351)



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Date: December 8th, 2024 12:55 PM
Author: Embarrassed To The Bone Quadroon



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Date: December 8th, 2024 12:58 PM
Author: Cyan Bespoke Police Squad Useless Brakes



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Date: December 8th, 2024 12:59 PM
Author: hideous lascivious native legend



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Date: December 8th, 2024 1:27 PM
Author: Erotic School Cafeteria Pistol



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Date: December 8th, 2024 5:50 PM
Author: disgusting jewess feces



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Date: December 9th, 2024 1:11 PM
Author: Exhilarant sooty legal warrant



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Date: December 8th, 2024 7:55 AM
Author: stirring fighting hall sneaky criminal



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Date: December 8th, 2024 8:21 AM
Author: apoplectic sapphire national famous landscape painting

Going to need the Heights of all involved before judging this poast

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2Reputation#48424372)



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Date: December 8th, 2024 8:50 AM
Author: Metal Really Tough Guy Goal In Life

That’s the best part. I spend every free second of my day training and lifting. If he’s taller why didn’t he step to me when I disrespected his wife? Her lazy dad too. Because they know they had no shot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2Reputation#48424399)



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Date: December 8th, 2024 9:09 AM
Author: apoplectic sapphire national famous landscape painting

Lmao lil breh he doesn't think about you at all -- worrying about "stepping to" is for Short Men.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2Reputation#48424425)



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Date: December 8th, 2024 9:13 AM
Author: Metal Really Tough Guy Goal In Life

Lmao guess you win bro lmao.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2Reputation#48424433)



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Date: December 8th, 2024 9:26 AM
Author: apoplectic sapphire national famous landscape painting



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Date: December 8th, 2024 12:31 PM
Author: Carmine bateful lay son of senegal

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2Reputation#48424856)



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Date: December 8th, 2024 9:26 AM
Author: self-absorbed jap

They had to call some REAL MEN to come and regulate lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2Reputation#48424454)



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Date: December 8th, 2024 9:11 AM
Author: talented nursing home

Johnny my boy, why are you pumo?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2Reputation#48424429)



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Date: December 8th, 2024 9:13 AM
Author: Metal Really Tough Guy Goal In Life

Not me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2Reputation#48424432)



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Date: December 8th, 2024 9:26 AM
Author: apoplectic sapphire national famous landscape painting



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Date: December 8th, 2024 1:28 PM
Author: Erotic School Cafeteria Pistol



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Date: December 8th, 2024 3:52 PM
Author: Lavender boyish associate casino



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Date: December 8th, 2024 5:55 PM
Author: appetizing aqua dopamine shrine



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Date: December 9th, 2024 1:10 PM
Author: Exhilarant sooty legal warrant



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Date: December 8th, 2024 9:15 AM
Author: misunderstood cruel-hearted rehab



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Date: December 8th, 2024 9:15 AM
Author: tripping fragrant public bath queen of the night



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Date: December 8th, 2024 9:51 AM
Author: fuchsia nibblets

The "wedding" wasn't at a church? You did nothing wrong. If they thought that their ceremony was so important maybe they should have bothered to sacralize it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2Reputation#48424487)



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Date: December 8th, 2024 12:29 PM
Author: Metal Really Tough Guy Goal In Life

This.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2Reputation#48424851)



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Date: December 8th, 2024 1:29 PM
Author: Erotic School Cafeteria Pistol

so much this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2Reputation#48424991)



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Date: December 8th, 2024 4:18 PM
Author: henna forum



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Date: December 9th, 2024 12:51 PM
Author: mind-boggling sable spot faggotry



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Date: December 8th, 2024 12:32 PM
Author: Carmine bateful lay son of senegal

heroic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2Reputation#48424857)



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Date: December 8th, 2024 12:33 PM
Author: Saffron state deer antler

29 jumped the shark. shouldve gone with 26-27.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2Reputation#48424859)



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Date: December 8th, 2024 12:39 PM
Author: swollen at-the-ready macaca address



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Date: December 8th, 2024 12:39 PM
Author: Navy thirsty box office

the MC

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2Reputation#48424876)



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Date: December 8th, 2024 12:59 PM
Author: hideous lascivious native legend



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Date: December 8th, 2024 1:34 PM
Author: aromatic electric furnace pocket flask

I can’t understand making up a story like this and keeping myself short in the flame.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2Reputation#48425009)



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Date: December 8th, 2024 1:35 PM
Author: apoplectic sapphire national famous landscape painting

Story?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2Reputation#48425013)



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Date: December 8th, 2024 1:36 PM
Author: Carmine bateful lay son of senegal

that's the difference

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2Reputation#48425017)



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Date: December 8th, 2024 2:30 PM
Author: brindle lodge



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Date: December 8th, 2024 2:57 PM
Author: vibrant twinkling uncleanness



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Date: December 8th, 2024 4:18 PM
Author: henna forum



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Date: December 8th, 2024 5:50 PM
Author: disgusting jewess feces



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Date: December 8th, 2024 9:26 PM
Author: swollen at-the-ready macaca address



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Date: December 9th, 2024 12:51 PM
Author: mind-boggling sable spot faggotry



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Date: December 9th, 2024 1:10 PM
Author: Exhilarant sooty legal warrant



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Date: December 8th, 2024 1:58 PM
Author: Metal Really Tough Guy Goal In Life

Not fake

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Date: December 8th, 2024 2:25 PM
Author: Erotic School Cafeteria Pistol

ergo it’s true

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Date: December 8th, 2024 2:26 PM
Author: Citrine insane azn

JM is getting subtler with age

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2Reputation#48425189)



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Date: December 9th, 2024 1:03 PM
Author: Onyx Dashing Genital Piercing

Even after all these years some people still don't "get" xo

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Date: December 8th, 2024 4:23 PM
Author: Walnut Infuriating International Law Enforcement Agency

"The cousin has talked shit to me in the past and bragged about her husband being taller than me except for the fact"

"The cousin has talked shit to me in the past and bragged about her husband being taller than me except for the fact"

"The cousin has talked shit to me in the past and bragged about her husband being taller than me except for the fact"

"The cousin has talked shit to me in the past and bragged about her husband being taller than me except for the fact"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2Reputation#48425570)



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Date: December 8th, 2024 4:27 PM
Author: passionate abode indirect expression

34 year old "bride"? Birth control body? Not in a church?

Doesn't sound like you were at a wedding at all, champ.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2Reputation#48425578)



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Date: December 8th, 2024 5:47 PM
Author: Metal Really Tough Guy Goal In Life

Is that supposed to insult me? As if I give a shit about the bride?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2Reputation#48425746)



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Date: December 8th, 2024 5:51 PM
Author: disgusting jewess feces

Subpoena the bodycam footage

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Date: December 8th, 2024 8:07 PM
Author: Swashbuckling locus hunting ground

180

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Date: December 8th, 2024 11:24 PM
Author: flickering hominid



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Date: December 9th, 2024 12:50 PM
Author: mind-boggling sable spot faggotry



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Date: July 20th, 2025 9:49 PM
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