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Done drinking, ruined wife’s cousin’s wedding yesterday
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Date: December 8th, 2024 7:24 AM Author: Olive startled death wish house Started drinking too early. Wedding wasn’t at a church which I thought was degenerate because I’m Roman Catholic. The MC was basically making jokes at this makeshift “church” they had with white chairs set up in the same area as the reception.
The cousin has talked shit to me in the past and bragged about her husband being taller than me except for the fact I can make him bleed out of his ass if I ever got into an MMA ring with him.
She was 29 when she met him and is 34 now with a birth control softball player body.
The fuckin MC was basically announcing the wedding like it was a hockey game then started to turn it back into a romantic wedding with traditional wedding music when she walked down the aisle.
I chugged three of those little black boxes of red wine at this point so as she was walking down the aisle I grabbed the mic from the MC and pushed him away.
I always said to my wife this cousin of hers looks like a horse with her fuckin square birth control body so when I grabbed the mic I said “Galloping down the aisle! Hard! Direct (made a hand gesture)! She’s square! She has no ass! Square! Direct! Galloping down the aisle!”
While I was doing this everyone was gasping and the dad walked over like he was going to hit me be thought better of it. The security for the venue took three guys to get me down. They called the cops but the cops said this isn’t really a crime what i did so everyone just asked me to leave.
Wife still crying but 180 she left with me. She’s a ride or die bitch. |
Date: December 8th, 2024 7:25 AM Author: glittery scarlet point sandwich cousin on her moms side or dads (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2Reputation#48424335) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 7:25 AM Author: Olive startled death wish house Dads (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2Reputation#48424337) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 7:40 AM Author: Metal laughsome halford parlor which dad (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2Reputation#48424343) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 9:52 AM Author: Histrionic hyperventilating institution knife (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2Reputation#48424488) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 12:38 PM Author: diverse confused sanctuary weed whacker A) Good question;
B) Did that moniker come from you days at the Red Dragon Inn in RhyDin? |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 1:29 PM Author: aphrodisiac stock car hell (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2Reputation#48424993) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 5:53 PM Author: Smoky elite boiling water (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2Reputation#48425776) |
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Date: December 9th, 2024 12:51 AM Author: Gay Nibblets (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2Reputation#48427267) |
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Date: December 9th, 2024 2:34 PM Author: Irradiated irate marketing idea public bath (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2Reputation#48429289) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 7:25 AM Author: buff arrogant codepig field (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2Reputation#48424336) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 7:26 AM Author: buff arrogant codepig field (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2Reputation#48424338) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 7:40 AM Author: Metal laughsome halford parlor (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2Reputation#48424342) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 7:43 AM Author: Unholy school feces LMFAO
truly 180 |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 8:06 AM Author: Olive startled death wish house This. And when I got home I played “Zombies” that cranberry song perfectly on my kid’s toy piano and I never played it before. I had two more black boxes on the ride and when I got home I was ranting about how good I was at piano and my wife pointed out it’s a player piano so it’s automatic. We were both hysterically laughing at my stupidity, (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2Reputation#48424364) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 8:43 AM Author: Unholy school feces 180 night
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Date: December 8th, 2024 8:47 AM Author: Olive startled death wish house One for the books lmao (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2Reputation#48424395) |
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Date: December 9th, 2024 12:51 PM Author: buff arrogant codepig field (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2Reputation#48428555) |
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Date: December 9th, 2024 12:59 PM Author: 180 angry milk (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2Reputation#48428586) |
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Date: December 9th, 2024 2:32 PM Author: provocative piazza rigor (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2Reputation#48429268) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 9:04 AM Author: Mind-boggling lilac water buffalo (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2Reputation#48424421) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 7:50 AM Author: Aqua indian lodge dysfunction Ok but why stop drinking (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2Reputation#48424351) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 12:55 PM Author: Awkward rough-skinned address (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2Reputation#48424912) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 12:58 PM Author: Salmon electric cuckoldry (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2Reputation#48424915) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 12:59 PM Author: Histrionic hyperventilating institution knife (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2Reputation#48424916) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 1:27 PM Author: hyperactive hall (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2Reputation#48424984) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 5:50 PM Author: godawful spruce cruise ship (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2Reputation#48425757) |
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Date: December 9th, 2024 1:11 PM Author: provocative piazza rigor (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2Reputation#48428657) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 7:55 AM Author: demanding yarmulke (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2Reputation#48424357) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 8:21 AM Author: supple shrine factory reset button Going to need the Heights of all involved before judging this poast (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2Reputation#48424372) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 8:50 AM Author: Olive startled death wish house That’s the best part. I spend every free second of my day training and lifting. If he’s taller why didn’t he step to me when I disrespected his wife? Her lazy dad too. Because they know they had no shot. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2Reputation#48424399) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 9:09 AM Author: supple shrine factory reset button Lmao lil breh he doesn't think about you at all -- worrying about "stepping to" is for Short Men. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2Reputation#48424425) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 9:13 AM Author: Olive startled death wish house Lmao guess you win bro lmao. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2Reputation#48424433) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 9:26 AM Author: supple shrine factory reset button (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2Reputation#48424451) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 12:31 PM Author: duck-like native 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2Reputation#48424856) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 9:26 AM Author: racy judgmental orchestra pit kitty They had to call some REAL MEN to come and regulate lmao (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2Reputation#48424454) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 9:11 AM Author: vengeful dashing roommate office Johnny my boy, why are you pumo? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2Reputation#48424429) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 9:13 AM Author: Olive startled death wish house Not me (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2Reputation#48424432) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 9:26 AM Author: supple shrine factory reset button (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2Reputation#48424453) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 1:28 PM Author: hyperactive hall (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2Reputation#48424988) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 3:52 PM Author: brindle gay wizard becky (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2Reputation#48425457) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 5:55 PM Author: azure razzmatazz queen of the night theatre (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2Reputation#48425790) |
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Date: December 9th, 2024 1:10 PM Author: provocative piazza rigor (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2Reputation#48428656) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 9:15 AM Author: bespoke chocolate chapel wagecucks (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2Reputation#48424437) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 9:15 AM Author: drab place of business (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2Reputation#48424438) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 9:51 AM Author: outnumbered den The "wedding" wasn't at a church? You did nothing wrong. If they thought that their ceremony was so important maybe they should have bothered to sacralize it. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2Reputation#48424487) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 12:29 PM Author: Olive startled death wish house This. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2Reputation#48424851) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 1:29 PM Author: hyperactive hall so much this (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2Reputation#48424991) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 4:18 PM Author: Unholy school feces (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2Reputation#48425546) |
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Date: December 9th, 2024 12:51 PM Author: buff arrogant codepig field (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2Reputation#48428556) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 12:32 PM Author: duck-like native heroic (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2Reputation#48424857) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 12:33 PM Author: Harsh masturbator 29 jumped the shark. shouldve gone with 26-27. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2Reputation#48424859) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 12:39 PM Author: Internet-worthy misanthropic generalized bond jap (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2Reputation#48424873) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 12:39 PM Author: Tan brunch stain the MC (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2Reputation#48424876) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 12:59 PM Author: Histrionic hyperventilating institution knife (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2Reputation#48424917) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 1:34 PM Author: Alcoholic toilet seat I can’t understand making up a story like this and keeping myself short in the flame. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2Reputation#48425009) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 1:35 PM Author: supple shrine factory reset button Story? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2Reputation#48425013) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 1:36 PM Author: duck-like native that's the difference (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2Reputation#48425017) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 2:30 PM Author: aphrodisiac stock car hell (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2Reputation#48425202) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 2:57 PM Author: glittery scarlet point sandwich (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2Reputation#48425287) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 4:18 PM Author: Unholy school feces (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2Reputation#48425548) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 5:50 PM Author: godawful spruce cruise ship (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2Reputation#48425759) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 9:26 PM Author: Internet-worthy misanthropic generalized bond jap (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2Reputation#48426540) |
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Date: December 9th, 2024 12:51 PM Author: buff arrogant codepig field (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2Reputation#48428558) |
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Date: December 9th, 2024 1:10 PM Author: provocative piazza rigor (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2Reputation#48428654) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 1:58 PM Author: Olive startled death wish house Not fake (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2Reputation#48425084) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 2:25 PM Author: hyperactive hall ergo it’s true (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2Reputation#48425183) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 2:26 PM Author: haunting nursing home black woman JM is getting subtler with age (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2Reputation#48425189) |
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Date: December 9th, 2024 1:03 PM Author: vibrant site Even after all these years some people still don't "get" xo (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2Reputation#48428610) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 4:23 PM Author: wine bipolar pozpig puppy "The cousin has talked shit to me in the past and bragged about her husband being taller than me except for the fact" "The cousin has talked shit to me in the past and bragged about her husband being taller than me except for the fact" "The cousin has talked shit to me in the past and bragged about her husband being taller than me except for the fact" "The cousin has talked shit to me in the past and bragged about her husband being taller than me except for the fact" |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 4:27 PM Author: Cerise new version 34 year old "bride"? Birth control body? Not in a church?
Doesn't sound like you were at a wedding at all, champ. |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 5:47 PM Author: Olive startled death wish house Is that supposed to insult me? As if I give a shit about the bride? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2Reputation#48425746) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 5:51 PM Author: godawful spruce cruise ship Subpoena the bodycam footage (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2Reputation#48425764) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 8:07 PM Author: Excitant pit 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2Reputation#48426264) |
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Date: December 8th, 2024 11:24 PM Author: Plum Ticket Booth Internal Respiration (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2Reputation#48427073) |
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Date: December 9th, 2024 12:50 PM Author: buff arrogant codepig field (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2Reputation#48428553) |
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Date: July 20th, 2025 9:49 PM Author: outnumbered den (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2Reputation#49117690) |