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Chandler this morning: "ty CSLG for telling me to put $100k in market!" now?

crickets
irradiated ebony milk
  04/08/25
lmaooo poor chandler
Wild forum
  04/08/25
jews never not screwing over the goyim
Costumed legend corn cake
  04/08/25
jew here. cslg needs to tell me whether to wait or not
flickering pungent tanning salon circlehead
  04/08/25
I buy VTWAX and asian markets rose sharply this morning. I ...
Racy Hilarious Pozpig Fortuitous Meteor
  04/08/25
don't give me that pseudo-kike sophistry. you don't do it w...
irradiated ebony milk
  04/08/25
i bought yesterday before any pre-market and am going to con...
Racy Hilarious Pozpig Fortuitous Meteor
  04/08/25
is your jew boss buying this afternoon? asking for a fellow ...
flickering pungent tanning salon circlehead
  04/08/25
he said he's "probably buying tomorrow" but mat...
Racy Hilarious Pozpig Fortuitous Meteor
  04/08/25
who is the jewier jew?
flickering pungent tanning salon circlehead
  04/08/25
CSLG by a magnitude of 50x I just put in $20k more for VT...
Racy Hilarious Pozpig Fortuitous Meteor
  04/08/25
and cslg didnt?
flickering pungent tanning salon circlehead
  04/08/25
i think he's chilling at home with his wife and kids right n...
Racy Hilarious Pozpig Fortuitous Meteor
  04/08/25
his kids would be in school now do you say *anything* tha...
irradiated ebony milk
  04/08/25
alright maybe hes doing acid with the box idk man
Racy Hilarious Pozpig Fortuitous Meteor
  04/08/25
why mutual funds not etfs?
flickering pungent tanning salon circlehead
  04/08/25
vanguard doesn't allow me to schedule auto buys for ETFs so ...
Racy Hilarious Pozpig Fortuitous Meteor
  04/08/25
Lazy fucker. What sort of auto buys do you need?
Magical karate
  04/09/25
I DCA $10k twice a month for the past 4 years
Racy Hilarious Pozpig Fortuitous Meteor
  04/09/25
DCA is mostly horseshit, man. Intentionally spreading out bu...
Magical karate
  04/09/25
Yeah idk I still time the market by buying dips
Racy Hilarious Pozpig Fortuitous Meteor
  04/09/25
love seeing these idiots get fucked hard by this
Pearly locale sweet tailpipe
  04/08/25
that's rude
Racy Hilarious Pozpig Fortuitous Meteor
  04/08/25
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irradiated ebony milk
  04/08/25
why are you guys going to a PI lawyer for market timing?
Charismatic chad stage
  04/08/25
he's jewy business savvy
flickering pungent tanning salon circlehead
  04/08/25
He told that to Chandler? Lmao. He said he's going to text...
Out-of-control fiercely-loyal spot prole
  04/08/25
we're only in this situation because you voted for orange hi...
Racy Hilarious Pozpig Fortuitous Meteor
  04/08/25
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irradiated ebony milk
  04/08/25
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Racy Hilarious Pozpig Fortuitous Meteor
  04/09/25
https://www.reddit.com/media?url=https%3A%2F%2Fi.redd.it%2Fe...
irradiated ebony milk
  04/09/25
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irradiated ebony milk
  04/10/25
Hint: (((they))) cannot lose.
Razzmatazz Sienna Garrison Headpube
  04/09/25
chandler stays winning
Burgundy orchestra pit
  04/09/25
Ty
Racy Hilarious Pozpig Fortuitous Meteor
  04/09/25
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Laughsome Menage
  04/10/25
wtf did a memo go out like on 9/11?
bull headed bateful hospital
  04/09/25
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Racy Hilarious Pozpig Fortuitous Meteor
  04/11/25
ive lost so much money in crypto because of chandler's bad a...
soul-stirring cruise ship ape
  04/11/25
buy eth at $14 was my main crypto spam brother
Racy Hilarious Pozpig Fortuitous Meteor
  05/02/25
https://www.cnn.com/2025/05/02/investing/us-stock-market?utm...
Racy Hilarious Pozpig Fortuitous Meteor
  05/02/25
I'm up 15% or so on VOO (SP500 ETF) since he did
gold vigorous casino private investor
  05/02/25
...
Racy Hilarious Pozpig Fortuitous Meteor
  05/12/25
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Racy Hilarious Pozpig Fortuitous Meteor
  05/21/25
This thread mocked me for buying $100k of VTWAX at $37. It&...
Racy Hilarious Pozpig Fortuitous Meteor
  06/03/25
never bet against HCK
Burgundy orchestra pit
  06/03/25
I lost $15k on hustler last night
Racy Hilarious Pozpig Fortuitous Meteor
  06/03/25
Get something cool with your +$19k (less STCG).
Magical karate
  06/03/25
I have 53k shares
Racy Hilarious Pozpig Fortuitous Meteor
  06/03/25
100*(44/37)=~119
Magical karate
  06/03/25
I will never mock you in a disparaging manner.
Buff nudist volcanic crater
  06/03/25
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Racy Hilarious Pozpig Fortuitous Meteor
  06/26/25
OP?
Racy Hilarious Pozpig Fortuitous Meteor
  06/27/25
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Racy Hilarious Pozpig Fortuitous Meteor
  07/09/25
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Racy Hilarious Pozpig Fortuitous Meteor
  07/31/25
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chandler (retired)
  10/07/25
VTWAX $37 at purchase $49.40 now. Wtf OP?
chandler (retired)
  10/07/25
You are a hero.
lucius quinctius cincinnatus
  10/07/25


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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:23 PM
Author: irradiated ebony milk

crickets

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2Reputation#48828021)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:23 PM
Author: Wild forum

lmaooo poor chandler

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2Reputation#48828025)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:24 PM
Author: Costumed legend corn cake

jews never not screwing over the goyim

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2Reputation#48828027)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:25 PM
Author: flickering pungent tanning salon circlehead

jew here. cslg needs to tell me whether to wait or not

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2Reputation#48828032)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:28 PM
Author: Racy Hilarious Pozpig Fortuitous Meteor

I buy VTWAX and asian markets rose sharply this morning. I don't even know if VTWAX will drop a half percent today.

Also, I'm holding for decades.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2Reputation#48828040)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:31 PM
Author: irradiated ebony milk

don't give me that pseudo-kike sophistry. you don't do it well. here's your comment:

Date: April 8th, 2025 10:02 AM

Author: chandler (retired)

Was going to buy $50k VTWAX yesterday, CSLG said “don’t be a pussy” so I bought $100k instead. Thanks CSLG!

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707195&mc=24&forum_id=2#48827147

you are specifically thanking him for market entry timing. pre-market, the U.S. markets were up 5%. now they are crashing, down 1.5%. CSLG gave you *bad advice on timing*. stop bootlicking.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2Reputation#48828052)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:32 PM
Author: Racy Hilarious Pozpig Fortuitous Meteor

i bought yesterday before any pre-market and am going to continue to buy dips.

I have 1.5 mil in cash.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2Reputation#48828060)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:33 PM
Author: flickering pungent tanning salon circlehead

is your jew boss buying this afternoon? asking for a fellow jew

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2Reputation#48828066)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:41 PM
Author: Racy Hilarious Pozpig Fortuitous Meteor

he said he's "probably buying tomorrow"

but matthew just put in $100k right now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2Reputation#48828102)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:43 PM
Author: flickering pungent tanning salon circlehead

who is the jewier jew?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2Reputation#48828122)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:45 PM
Author: Racy Hilarious Pozpig Fortuitous Meteor

CSLG by a magnitude of 50x

I just put in $20k more for VTWAX. I am a top 1% shabbos goy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2Reputation#48828135)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:49 PM
Author: flickering pungent tanning salon circlehead

and cslg didnt?



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2Reputation#48828153)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:50 PM
Author: Racy Hilarious Pozpig Fortuitous Meteor

i think he's chilling at home with his wife and kids right now not worrying about the markets. i think if he saw s&p down 3% he'd have bought more, but he's not sitting at a screen all day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2Reputation#48828158)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 4:03 PM
Author: irradiated ebony milk

his kids would be in school now

do you say *anything* that's accurate? jesus man. you're as crooked as a jew, can't even talk straight

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2Reputation#48828234)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 4:58 PM
Author: Racy Hilarious Pozpig Fortuitous Meteor

alright maybe hes doing acid with the box idk man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2Reputation#48828444)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:49 PM
Author: flickering pungent tanning salon circlehead

why mutual funds not etfs?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2Reputation#48828154)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:51 PM
Author: Racy Hilarious Pozpig Fortuitous Meteor

vanguard doesn't allow me to schedule auto buys for ETFs so I just do funds.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2Reputation#48828160)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 1:38 PM
Author: Magical karate

Lazy fucker. What sort of auto buys do you need?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2Reputation#48831569)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 1:40 PM
Author: Racy Hilarious Pozpig Fortuitous Meteor

I DCA $10k twice a month for the past 4 years

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2Reputation#48831581)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 1:56 PM
Author: Magical karate

DCA is mostly horseshit, man. Intentionally spreading out buys you could otherwise make earlier generally leaves you worse off. But if you're just putting it in like that because it matches paydays or whatever, that's ok.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2Reputation#48831662)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 2:56 PM
Author: Racy Hilarious Pozpig Fortuitous Meteor

Yeah idk I still time the market by buying dips

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2Reputation#48831941)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:49 PM
Author: Pearly locale sweet tailpipe

love seeing these idiots get fucked hard by this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2Reputation#48828156)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:51 PM
Author: Racy Hilarious Pozpig Fortuitous Meteor

that's rude

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2Reputation#48828162)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 4:03 PM
Author: irradiated ebony milk



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2Reputation#48828231)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 4:50 PM
Author: Charismatic chad stage

why are you guys going to a PI lawyer for market timing?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2Reputation#48828415)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 4:52 PM
Author: flickering pungent tanning salon circlehead

he's jewy business savvy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2Reputation#48828426)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 4:59 PM
Author: Out-of-control fiercely-loyal spot prole

He told that to Chandler? Lmao. He said he's going to text me when it's time.

Chandler he's just joking around with you, man. I'll forward you his text when it's really the time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2Reputation#48828448)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 5:11 PM
Author: Racy Hilarious Pozpig Fortuitous Meteor

we're only in this situation because you voted for orange hitler

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2Reputation#48828497)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 5:43 PM
Author: irradiated ebony milk



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2Reputation#48828614)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 1:32 PM
Author: Racy Hilarious Pozpig Fortuitous Meteor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2Reputation#48831545)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 1:33 PM
Author: irradiated ebony milk

https://www.reddit.com/media?url=https%3A%2F%2Fi.redd.it%2Fehgv00wlbtte1.jpeg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2Reputation#48831552)



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Date: April 10th, 2025 12:28 PM
Author: irradiated ebony milk



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2Reputation#48834706)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 1:56 PM
Author: Razzmatazz Sienna Garrison Headpube

Hint: (((they))) cannot lose.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2Reputation#48831663)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 1:57 PM
Author: Burgundy orchestra pit

chandler stays winning

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2Reputation#48831665)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 2:54 PM
Author: Racy Hilarious Pozpig Fortuitous Meteor

Ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2Reputation#48831924)



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Date: April 10th, 2025 12:35 PM
Author: Laughsome Menage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2Reputation#48834725)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 2:57 PM
Author: bull headed bateful hospital

wtf did a memo go out like on 9/11?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2Reputation#48831951)



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Date: April 11th, 2025 9:32 PM
Author: Racy Hilarious Pozpig Fortuitous Meteor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2Reputation#48839458)



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Date: April 11th, 2025 9:38 PM
Author: soul-stirring cruise ship ape

ive lost so much money in crypto because of chandler's bad advice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2Reputation#48839467)



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Date: May 2nd, 2025 4:13 PM
Author: Racy Hilarious Pozpig Fortuitous Meteor

buy eth at $14 was my main crypto spam brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2Reputation#48899654)



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Date: May 2nd, 2025 4:13 PM
Author: Racy Hilarious Pozpig Fortuitous Meteor

https://www.cnn.com/2025/05/02/investing/us-stock-market?utm_source=business_ribbon

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2Reputation#48899653)



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Date: May 2nd, 2025 4:16 PM
Author: gold vigorous casino private investor

I'm up 15% or so on VOO (SP500 ETF) since he did

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2Reputation#48899662)



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Date: May 12th, 2025 9:52 AM
Author: Racy Hilarious Pozpig Fortuitous Meteor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2Reputation#48923565)



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Date: May 21st, 2025 5:03 PM
Author: Racy Hilarious Pozpig Fortuitous Meteor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2Reputation#48951746)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 9:51 AM
Author: Racy Hilarious Pozpig Fortuitous Meteor

This thread mocked me for buying $100k of VTWAX at $37. It’s now ATH at $44.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2Reputation#48982973)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 9:53 AM
Author: Burgundy orchestra pit

never bet against HCK

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2Reputation#48982976)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 10:36 AM
Author: Racy Hilarious Pozpig Fortuitous Meteor

I lost $15k on hustler last night

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2Reputation#48983112)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 10:19 AM
Author: Magical karate

Get something cool with your +$19k (less STCG).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2Reputation#48983051)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: Racy Hilarious Pozpig Fortuitous Meteor

I have 53k shares

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2Reputation#48983125)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 11:04 AM
Author: Magical karate

100*(44/37)=~119

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2Reputation#48983223)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 10:40 AM
Author: Buff nudist volcanic crater

I will never mock you in a disparaging manner.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2Reputation#48983135)



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Date: June 26th, 2025 11:52 AM
Author: Racy Hilarious Pozpig Fortuitous Meteor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2Reputation#49051261)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 5:43 PM
Author: Racy Hilarious Pozpig Fortuitous Meteor

OP?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2Reputation#49054793)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 4:07 PM
Author: Racy Hilarious Pozpig Fortuitous Meteor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2Reputation#49087305)



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Date: July 31st, 2025 10:39 AM
Author: Racy Hilarious Pozpig Fortuitous Meteor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2Reputation#49145215)



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Date: October 7th, 2025 11:02 AM
Author: chandler (retired)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2Reputation#49331548)



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Date: October 7th, 2025 11:02 AM
Author: chandler (retired)

VTWAX $37 at purchase $49.40 now. Wtf OP?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2Reputation#49331551)



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Date: October 7th, 2025 11:04 AM
Author: lucius quinctius cincinnatus (his own flesh as well as all space was still a cage)

You are a hero.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2Reputation#49331552)