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I Doordashed a vibrator to an ugly chick today

I thought I wouldn't ever be able to top the embarrassment o...
Apoplectic doobsian immigrant boistinker
  06/13/25
wow MODS
Excitant wrinkle fat ankles
  06/13/25
lmao what size? why do you do this?
swashbuckling new version
  06/13/25
It was a bullet vibe. I doordash because it's okayish mon...
Apoplectic doobsian immigrant boistinker
  06/13/25
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hairraiser hall mad-dog skullcap
  06/13/25
oh sorry i misread i meant the panties
swashbuckling new version
  06/13/25
"The panties were a size 10 (3XL)." https://www...
Apoplectic doobsian immigrant boistinker
  06/13/25
omg gross. what style were they.
swashbuckling new version
  06/13/25
Normal underwear. It was a 10 pack of Hanes.
Apoplectic doobsian immigrant boistinker
  06/13/25
how fast do you think they got smeared in 5 different shades...
Excitant wrinkle fat ankles
  06/13/25
I suppose that's why she got a 10 pack delivered to her at w...
Apoplectic doobsian immigrant boistinker
  06/13/25
5 different shades of stain tp
amber resort
  06/13/25
waterproof. heh.
vibrant up-to-no-good idea he suggested water buffalo
  06/13/25
I was having such a hard time parsing this thread because it...
nudist azure karate sex offender
  06/13/25
if you don't like xo2025 then you can juss giiiiiiiiit out
vibrant up-to-no-good idea he suggested water buffalo
  06/13/25
No, at best you can become a lurker.No one ever really leave...
nudist azure karate sex offender
  06/13/25
My moniker is Doordasher and I've made like 10 threads with ...
Apoplectic doobsian immigrant boistinker
  06/13/25
Trained by decades of 4Chan, I read XO without ever looking ...
nudist azure karate sex offender
  06/13/25
i read it the same way
beady-eyed pit
  06/13/25
How should I have crafted the thread title? "I deli...
Apoplectic doobsian immigrant boistinker
  06/13/25
We pride ourselves on our writing and expect precision with ...
nudist azure karate sex offender
  06/13/25
it is, but its less ambigious
beady-eyed pit
  06/13/25
Well I guess that's why I'm working as a Doordash driver.
Apoplectic doobsian immigrant boistinker
  06/13/25
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bisexual mischievous skinny woman heaven
  06/13/25
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amber resort
  06/13/25
Delivered another vibrator today. I have no idea if this chi...
Apoplectic doobsian immigrant boistinker
  07/08/25
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zippy amethyst parlour marketing idea
  07/08/25
Kind of ridiculous that they sell this shit at Target with n...
Apoplectic doobsian immigrant boistinker
  07/08/25


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Date: June 13th, 2025 12:26 AM
Author: Apoplectic doobsian immigrant boistinker

I thought I wouldn't ever be able to top the embarrassment of having to buy panties for someone, but I was wrong.

She was gross. Tats on her back. I got the impression she was a lesbian.

All kinds of shit stacked outside her apartment. Wouldn't be surprised if the inside was a hoarder situation. She had me get some crap for her cats too.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5737086&forum_id=2Reputation#49010974)



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Date: June 13th, 2025 2:10 AM
Author: Excitant wrinkle fat ankles

wow MODS

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5737086&forum_id=2Reputation#49011150)



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Date: June 13th, 2025 2:14 AM
Author: swashbuckling new version

lmao what size? why do you do this?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5737086&forum_id=2Reputation#49011154)



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Date: June 13th, 2025 3:13 PM
Author: Apoplectic doobsian immigrant boistinker

It was a bullet vibe.

I doordash because it's okayish money for how easy the work is

And because people are always calling flame on my threads: https://ibb.co/dJ5b51xn

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5737086&forum_id=2Reputation#49012800)



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Date: June 13th, 2025 3:13 PM
Author: hairraiser hall mad-dog skullcap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5737086&forum_id=2Reputation#49012804)



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Date: June 13th, 2025 3:19 PM
Author: swashbuckling new version

oh sorry i misread i meant the panties

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5737086&forum_id=2Reputation#49012830)



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Date: June 13th, 2025 3:24 PM
Author: Apoplectic doobsian immigrant boistinker

"The panties were a size 10 (3XL)."

https://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5718161&mc=23&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5737086&forum_id=2Reputation#49012848)



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Date: June 13th, 2025 3:29 PM
Author: swashbuckling new version

omg gross. what style were they.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5737086&forum_id=2Reputation#49012860)



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Date: June 13th, 2025 3:42 PM
Author: Apoplectic doobsian immigrant boistinker

Normal underwear. It was a 10 pack of Hanes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5737086&forum_id=2Reputation#49012909)



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Date: June 13th, 2025 3:31 PM
Author: Excitant wrinkle fat ankles

how fast do you think they got smeared in 5 different shades of stain

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5737086&forum_id=2Reputation#49012866)



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Date: June 13th, 2025 3:43 PM
Author: Apoplectic doobsian immigrant boistinker

I suppose that's why she got a 10 pack delivered to her at work.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5737086&forum_id=2Reputation#49012912)



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Date: June 13th, 2025 4:02 PM
Author: amber resort

5 different shades of stain tp



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5737086&forum_id=2Reputation#49012992)



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Date: June 13th, 2025 3:28 PM
Author: vibrant up-to-no-good idea he suggested water buffalo

waterproof. heh.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5737086&forum_id=2Reputation#49012859)



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Date: June 13th, 2025 3:30 PM
Author: nudist azure karate sex offender

I was having such a hard time parsing this thread because it never occurred to me that an XO poaster could be working as a DoorDash driver. I was trying so hard to understand why you would log onto your own DoorDash account and pay to have this sent to some ugly chick you were trying to keep in check.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5737086&forum_id=2Reputation#49012864)



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Date: June 13th, 2025 3:31 PM
Author: vibrant up-to-no-good idea he suggested water buffalo

if you don't like xo2025 then you can juss giiiiiiiiit out

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5737086&forum_id=2Reputation#49012865)



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Date: June 13th, 2025 3:42 PM
Author: nudist azure karate sex offender

No, at best you can become a lurker.No one ever really leaves

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5737086&forum_id=2Reputation#49012905)



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Date: June 13th, 2025 3:44 PM
Author: Apoplectic doobsian immigrant boistinker

My moniker is Doordasher and I've made like 10 threads with decent traction about Doordashing in recent months

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5737086&forum_id=2Reputation#49012916)



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Date: June 13th, 2025 3:46 PM
Author: nudist azure karate sex offender

Trained by decades of 4Chan, I read XO without ever looking at monikers and navigate every thread based on feel and tens of thousands of hours of listening to all of your unique voices (and the voices in your heads reflected by your alts)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5737086&forum_id=2Reputation#49012921)



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Date: June 13th, 2025 3:44 PM
Author: beady-eyed pit

i read it the same way

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5737086&forum_id=2Reputation#49012917)



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Date: June 13th, 2025 4:01 PM
Author: Apoplectic doobsian immigrant boistinker

How should I have crafted the thread title?

"I delivered a vibrator to an ugly chick today for Doordash"?

That's a bit stiff and verbose

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5737086&forum_id=2Reputation#49012982)



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Date: June 13th, 2025 4:03 PM
Author: nudist azure karate sex offender

We pride ourselves on our writing and expect precision with language in all of our work product. Pls review Stunk & White and let’s discuss lessons learned on Monday. Thank

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5737086&forum_id=2Reputation#49012997)



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Date: June 13th, 2025 4:03 PM
Author: beady-eyed pit

it is, but its less ambigious

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5737086&forum_id=2Reputation#49012998)



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Date: June 13th, 2025 4:05 PM
Author: Apoplectic doobsian immigrant boistinker

Well I guess that's why I'm working as a Doordash driver.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5737086&forum_id=2Reputation#49013007)



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Date: June 13th, 2025 4:06 PM
Author: bisexual mischievous skinny woman heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5737086&forum_id=2Reputation#49013012)



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Date: June 13th, 2025 4:02 PM
Author: amber resort



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5737086&forum_id=2Reputation#49012995)



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Date: July 8th, 2025 12:23 AM
Author: Apoplectic doobsian immigrant boistinker

Delivered another vibrator today. I have no idea if this chick was hot, she left instructions to leave it at her door and not even knock.

Got paid over $30 to bring it to her.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5737086&forum_id=2Reputation#49081405)



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Date: July 8th, 2025 12:23 AM
Author: zippy amethyst parlour marketing idea



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5737086&forum_id=2Reputation#49081408)



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Date: July 8th, 2025 12:37 AM
Author: Apoplectic doobsian immigrant boistinker

Kind of ridiculous that they sell this shit at Target with no sort of age restriction. Any 12 year old can just walk in and get one. Don't even have to face a checkout employee, you can just hit up a self checkout.

Years ago these things were items you had to hit up a seedy adult store to cop

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5737086&forum_id=2Reputation#49081449)