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if your kid falls off a cruise ship, are you jumping in after?

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misunderstood university
  06/30/25
I've never been on a cruise, so if this were to happen, he/s...
slap-happy apoplectic knife heaven
  06/30/25
Same. I have never been on a cruise. I don't think my work w...
Blathering lay
  06/30/25
I don't think the cruise line would allow you to go on one. ...
Chestnut gay wizard
  07/01/25
Fat is buoyant. The only real risk for you in the ocean is t...
Razzle Violent Boiling Water
  07/06/25
how much life insurance do they have?
zippy native
  06/30/25
Absolutely, even in a storm. We're dying together- and even ...
Sexy Alpha Piazza
  06/30/25
You have to try. You're probably both going to die, but you...
insanely creepy blue ape son of senegal
  06/30/25
the bermuda triangle isn't real bro you can swim in the ocea...
chartreuse pea-brained bawdyhouse
  06/30/25
just jump is ALWAYS tcr this bro lived https://x.com/a...
misunderstood university
  06/30/25
now that's what i call a hypo. rationally you shouldn't d...
Gay stirring parlour
  06/30/25
This just happened IRL https://x.com/collinrugg/status/1939...
emerald hyperactive travel guidebook twinkling uncleanness
  06/30/25
lol twitter is morphing into facebook with those boomer comm...
Contagious Step-uncle's House Jew
  06/30/25
“ackshually, you should go seek help from a profession...
misunderstood university
  06/30/25
180. I thought falling off a cruise ship was sure death.
Lavender Vivacious Hell Boistinker
  06/30/25
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nPWAYWB6Ijs
charismatic amethyst internal respiration hissy fit
  07/03/25
If you're considering not jumping you probably shouldn't hav...
crawly kitchen old irish cottage
  06/30/25
cr
misunderstood university
  06/30/25
what about your other kids?
Gay stirring parlour
  06/30/25
? my kids would be glad if i saved their sibling.
razzmatazz autistic private investor generalized bond
  06/30/25
(guy who doesn't have crotch fruit)
Lavender Vivacious Hell Boistinker
  06/30/25
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tripping quadroon preventive strike
  07/01/25
dad is getting the best pussy of his entire life that night....
Contagious Step-uncle's House Jew
  06/30/25
His wife will probably have sex with him too
crawly kitchen old irish cottage
  06/30/25
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embarrassed to the bone glassy reading party
  07/01/25
*bussy
beady-eyed rigpig ladyboy
  06/30/25
Huh? Kids are a burden to women unless they have some good I...
Sexy Alpha Piazza
  06/30/25
Negative. The wife will be moving that 5 year old daughter i...
appetizing indecent codepig hunting ground
  06/30/25
(actual married male)
red haunting immigrant
  06/30/25
fuck
Contagious Step-uncle's House Jew
  06/30/25
Dad will actually get laid the night they sit down to watch ...
appetizing indecent codepig hunting ground
  06/30/25
this is a sick post even for you.
slap-happy apoplectic knife heaven
  06/30/25
i meant that the wife is going to be sopping wet at her husb...
Contagious Step-uncle's House Jew
  06/30/25
absolutely bizarre inference you drew here.
razzmatazz autistic private investor generalized bond
  06/30/25
Jewish projection is a bitch
misunderstood university
  06/30/25
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twisted magenta temple
  07/07/25
is this what married men have to do to convince their wives ...
soul-stirring mildly autistic gas station idea he suggested
  06/30/25
id probably grab a flotation device first
flickering home trust fund
  06/30/25
(Smart Dad)
Nighttime Indian Lodge
  06/30/25
more like (dad of a dead kid)
misunderstood university
  06/30/25
my biggest is like 180lbs i doubt i can keep him and myself ...
flickering home trust fund
  06/30/25
Well then his fat ass shouldn’t have been sitting on t...
tripping quadroon preventive strike
  07/01/25
(shortmo kids)
flickering home trust fund
  07/01/25
Of course, but better plan is to not put your kid up on the ...
ruby sticky gunner forum
  06/30/25
this isn’t confirmed but yeah good point
misunderstood university
  06/30/25
(Disney in house lawyer)
azure dog poop sanctuary
  06/30/25
(Defendant WDC’s Answer to the First Amended Complaint...
Aphrodisiac ungodly athletic conference theater
  06/30/25
tcr
tripping quadroon preventive strike
  07/01/25
just jump
Lake titillating area
  06/30/25
ALWAYS tcr
misunderstood university
  06/30/25
...
buff shrine coffee pot
  07/01/25
Depends which kid
Silver Double Fault
  06/30/25
wow
misunderstood university
  06/30/25
Dads jumping in makes up for (barely) the decision to take h...
Provocative Abnormal Principal's Office
  06/30/25
JFC man
misunderstood university
  06/30/25
Don't forget the brave men and women out there on the law st...
chartreuse pea-brained bawdyhouse
  06/30/25
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Lake titillating area
  06/30/25
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Contagious Step-uncle's House Jew
  06/30/25
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Lavender Vivacious Hell Boistinker
  06/30/25
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flesh godawful trailer park nibblets
  06/30/25
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saffron fiercely-loyal pozpig
  06/30/25
...
azure dog poop sanctuary
  06/30/25
sealclubber?
Aphrodisiac ungodly athletic conference theater
  06/30/25
so, without you, none of this would even be possible?
soul-stirring mildly autistic gas station idea he suggested
  06/30/25
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Irradiated selfie goyim
  07/01/25
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embarrassed to the bone glassy reading party
  07/01/25
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Mint nowag public bath
  07/01/25
i didn't see this alley oop coming but you sure dunked it ho...
buck-toothed crackhouse shitlib
  07/01/25
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galvanic nofapping institution love of her life
  07/01/25
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Chestnut gay wizard
  07/01/25
*furiously checks the Disney+ subscriber T&Cs*
zippy native
  06/30/25
bro
misunderstood university
  06/30/25
...
Aphrodisiac ungodly athletic conference theater
  06/30/25
lol
tripping quadroon preventive strike
  07/01/25
...
flushed lettuce
  07/01/25
https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/grandfather-toddler-who...
Pearly round eye
  06/30/25
jfc
misunderstood university
  06/30/25
eric clapton stunned
Gay stirring parlour
  06/30/25
jfc, the poor parents
flesh godawful trailer park nibblets
  06/30/25
i am very surprised my boomer dad hasn't done this yet
saffron fiercely-loyal pozpig
  06/30/25
I remember that case. Almost as sad as the 2 year old eaten ...
tripping quadroon preventive strike
  07/01/25
Over time our minds are libraries of “horror”.
Pearly round eye
  07/01/25
...
Nighttime Indian Lodge
  07/01/25
...
saffron fiercely-loyal pozpig
  07/06/25
He should have jumped
galvanic nofapping institution love of her life
  07/01/25
how many of us have actually practiced diving from height (5...
disgusting diverse associate tanning salon
  06/30/25
lol at libs. it’s water, bro. you just jump in.
razzmatazz autistic private investor generalized bond
  06/30/25
cr this fucking pumo would be stuck on the ship mumbling ...
misunderstood university
  06/30/25
it's telling that even on the internet where they could pret...
Contagious Step-uncle's House Jew
  06/30/25
...
misunderstood university
  07/01/25
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Maize overrated pistol deer antler
  07/01/25
lol
tripping quadroon preventive strike
  07/01/25
...
Lake titillating area
  06/30/25
never gone over 25 feet because of the fear
Bisexual voyeur ticket booth
  06/30/25
If you go feet first you have to cross over your legs before...
self-centered massive famous landscape painting
  07/01/25
Where did you come up with "head first"? Profes...
Duck-like Floppy Stag Film Rigor
  07/02/25
Yes of course. I can swim and I know I’ll get fished o...
Tan Incel
  06/30/25
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13952759/Person-die...
shimmering cerebral foreskin gaming laptop
  07/01/25
it's pretty rare for people to get fished out after going ov...
Maize overrated pistol deer antler
  07/01/25
Depends on how many kids. My only child? 100%. 3 kids sti...
Boyish cuckold
  06/30/25
is it your contention that the cruise ship would sink withou...
misunderstood university
  07/01/25
Without reading any replies I can with 100% confidence say y...
tripping quadroon preventive strike
  07/01/25
...
misunderstood university
  07/01/25
Spaceporn jumping in after your son and claiming under marit...
embarrassed to the bone glassy reading party
  07/01/25
😟
cowardly menage pocket flask
  07/01/25
...
Racy Locale
  07/01/25
holy shit
misunderstood university
  07/01/25
yes absolutely
Maize overrated pistol deer antler
  07/01/25
Anyone who says no isn’t a parent.
Well-lubricated hall scourge upon the earth
  07/01/25
Impossible to say for sure in the abstract, but if it’...
galvanic nofapping institution love of her life
  07/01/25
You jump in no matter what
Sexy Alpha Piazza
  07/01/25
...
misunderstood university
  07/02/25
Seems retarded if your odds of survival are 1000 to 1 and yo...
galvanic nofapping institution love of her life
  07/02/25
Disco Fries jumping and pulling cord to fully inflate
galvanic nofapping institution love of her life
  07/02/25
Would you jump in if you were certain to fail and would peri...
Silver Double Fault
  07/05/25
That's what I was getting at. This is 100% worth it- even if...
Sexy Alpha Piazza
  07/06/25
I’d rather die, even by drowning, than just watch my k...
misunderstood university
  07/06/25
its certain death, so kid would never come on a cruise with ...
dead cobalt macaca point
  07/05/25
yes, but i would do so anyway because being on a cruise is p...
embarrassed to the bone glassy reading party
  07/06/25
kid yes, wife no
smoky thriller mexican
  07/06/25
that was unnecessary
misunderstood university
  07/06/25
...
Silver Double Fault
  07/06/25
If it's Carnival, yes. But if it's a classier cruise, it wou...
hideous lodge
  07/06/25
...
saffron fiercely-loyal pozpig
  07/06/25
lol
tripping quadroon preventive strike
  07/07/25
wow
misunderstood university
  07/07/25


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Date: June 30th, 2025 4:59 PM
Author: misunderstood university



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061236)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:00 PM
Author: slap-happy apoplectic knife heaven

I've never been on a cruise, so if this were to happen, he/she would be taking that trip without me depriving me of the opportunity to jump in.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061241)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:08 PM
Author: Blathering lay

Same. I have never been on a cruise. I don't think my work would allow me to go on one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061487)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:30 PM
Author: Chestnut gay wizard

I don't think the cruise line would allow you to go on one. Your massive frame would cause ruptures in the deck, not to mention the fuel costs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49064550)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 2:14 PM
Author: Razzle Violent Boiling Water

Fat is buoyant. The only real risk for you in the ocean is that a shark might mistake you for a seal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49076352)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:01 PM
Author: zippy native

how much life insurance do they have?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061242)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:01 PM
Author: Sexy Alpha Piazza

Absolutely, even in a storm. We're dying together- and even if I can't find him in the swells, and he can only hear me yelling his name; and even on the chance he can't.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061243)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:03 PM
Author: insanely creepy blue ape son of senegal

You have to try. You're probably both going to die, but you have to try

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061246)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:24 PM
Author: chartreuse pea-brained bawdyhouse

the bermuda triangle isn't real bro you can swim in the ocean.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061294)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:29 PM
Author: misunderstood university

just jump is ALWAYS tcr

this bro lived

https://x.com/aleclace/status/1939764025169998323

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061317)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:03 PM
Author: Gay stirring parlour

now that's what i call a hypo.

rationally you shouldn't do it, but you're probably jumping in without thinking about it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061248)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:06 PM
Author: emerald hyperactive travel guidebook twinkling uncleanness

This just happened IRL

https://x.com/collinrugg/status/1939738528734380304?s=61

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061251)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:19 PM
Author: Contagious Step-uncle's House Jew

lol twitter is morphing into facebook with those boomer comments

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061275)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:22 PM
Author: misunderstood university

“ackshually, you should go seek help from a professional”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061286)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:11 PM
Author: Lavender Vivacious Hell Boistinker

180. I thought falling off a cruise ship was sure death.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061686)



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Date: July 3rd, 2025 6:00 PM
Author: charismatic amethyst internal respiration hissy fit

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nPWAYWB6Ijs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49070086)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:05 PM
Author: crawly kitchen old irish cottage

If you're considering not jumping you probably shouldn't have kids

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061249)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: misunderstood university

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061270)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: Gay stirring parlour

what about your other kids?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061282)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:51 PM
Author: razzmatazz autistic private investor generalized bond

?

my kids would be glad if i saved their sibling.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061414)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:58 PM
Author: Lavender Vivacious Hell Boistinker

(guy who doesn't have crotch fruit)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061811)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:27 AM
Author: tripping quadroon preventive strike



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49062447)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:08 PM
Author: Contagious Step-uncle's House Jew

dad is getting the best pussy of his entire life that night.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061254)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: crawly kitchen old irish cottage

His wife will probably have sex with him too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061267)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:27 AM
Author: embarrassed to the bone glassy reading party



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49062635)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:25 PM
Author: beady-eyed rigpig ladyboy

*bussy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061298)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:27 PM
Author: Sexy Alpha Piazza

Huh? Kids are a burden to women unless they have some good Instagram value

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061308)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:29 PM
Author: appetizing indecent codepig hunting ground

Negative. The wife will be moving that 5 year old daughter into the parental bed and the kid won’t be back in their own bedroom for at least six months.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061316)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:44 PM
Author: red haunting immigrant

(actual married male)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061773)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:05 PM
Author: Contagious Step-uncle's House Jew

fuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061824)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:21 PM
Author: appetizing indecent codepig hunting ground

Dad will actually get laid the night they sit down to watch their segment on the news where mom got to give a giant teary interview. Local news gets him a vanilla romp equivalent to when they’d been dating 1.5 years. A prime time national news interview gets him the Lauren Sanchez/Megan Markle depravity special.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061869)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:41 PM
Author: slap-happy apoplectic knife heaven

this is a sick post even for you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061357)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: Contagious Step-uncle's House Jew

i meant that the wife is going to be sopping wet at her husband's heroics + adrenaline

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061405)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:53 PM
Author: razzmatazz autistic private investor generalized bond

absolutely bizarre inference you drew here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061421)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:54 PM
Author: misunderstood university

Jewish projection is a bitch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061427)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:36 AM
Author: twisted magenta temple



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49078762)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:29 PM
Author: soul-stirring mildly autistic gas station idea he suggested

is this what married men have to do to convince their wives to have sex with them?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49062016)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:09 PM
Author: flickering home trust fund

id probably grab a flotation device first

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061255)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:13 PM
Author: Nighttime Indian Lodge

(Smart Dad)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061265)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:15 PM
Author: misunderstood university

more like (dad of a dead kid)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061272)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:21 PM
Author: flickering home trust fund

my biggest is like 180lbs i doubt i can keep him and myself afloat

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061713)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:30 AM
Author: tripping quadroon preventive strike

Well then his fat ass shouldn’t have been sitting on the railing of a moving cruise ship while out at sea and you shouldn’t have come up with such a stupid fucking idea.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49062448)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:44 AM
Author: flickering home trust fund

(shortmo kids)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49062661)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:13 PM
Author: ruby sticky gunner forum

Of course, but better plan is to not put your kid up on the rail to begin with.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061266)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: misunderstood university

this isn’t confirmed but yeah good point

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061283)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:28 PM
Author: azure dog poop sanctuary

(Disney in house lawyer)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061312)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:34 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac ungodly athletic conference theater

(Defendant WDC’s Answer to the First Amended Complaint)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061328)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:33 AM
Author: tripping quadroon preventive strike

tcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49062449)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:37 PM
Author: Lake titillating area

just jump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061336)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:39 PM
Author: misunderstood university

ALWAYS tcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061345)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:20 PM
Author: buff shrine coffee pot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49064523)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:45 PM
Author: Silver Double Fault

Depends which kid

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061384)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:49 PM
Author: misunderstood university

wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061398)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:48 PM
Author: Provocative Abnormal Principal's Office

Dads jumping in makes up for (barely) the decision to take his kids on a "disney cruise" to begin with. He comes out even. Real heros are the disney compliance folks who ensured appropriate policy and procedures were in place and executed upon by trained crew members, and of course the disney C suite without whom none of this would even be possible.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061394)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:49 PM
Author: misunderstood university

JFC man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061399)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: chartreuse pea-brained bawdyhouse

Don't forget the brave men and women out there on the law streets fighting for the Dad who sued Disney after his daughter ended up with a broken collarbone. Those medical expenses and personal trauma don't pay for themselves, brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061404)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: Lake titillating area



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061410)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:59 PM
Author: Contagious Step-uncle's House Jew



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061450)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:21 PM
Author: Lavender Vivacious Hell Boistinker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061712)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:47 PM
Author: flesh godawful trailer park nibblets



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061777)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:03 PM
Author: saffron fiercely-loyal pozpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061817)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:31 PM
Author: azure dog poop sanctuary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49062020)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:45 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac ungodly athletic conference theater

sealclubber?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49062243)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:46 PM
Author: soul-stirring mildly autistic gas station idea he suggested

so, without you, none of this would even be possible?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49062247)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:09 AM
Author: Irradiated selfie goyim



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49062443)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:27 AM
Author: embarrassed to the bone glassy reading party



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49062637)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:30 AM
Author: Mint nowag public bath



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49062948)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:11 PM
Author: buck-toothed crackhouse shitlib

i didn't see this alley oop coming but you sure dunked it home

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49063691)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:17 PM
Author: galvanic nofapping institution love of her life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49063718)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:39 PM
Author: Chestnut gay wizard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49064589)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:51 PM
Author: zippy native

*furiously checks the Disney+ subscriber T&Cs*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061415)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:57 PM
Author: misunderstood university

bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061443)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:45 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac ungodly athletic conference theater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49062245)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:34 AM
Author: tripping quadroon preventive strike

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49062450)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: flushed lettuce



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49062979)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:57 PM
Author: Pearly round eye

https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/grandfather-toddler-who-fell-out-cruise-ship-window-sentenced-3-n1257067

The grandfather who was with his 18-month-old granddaughter when she fell to her death from an open window on a Royal Caribbean cruise ship was sentenced Monday to three years of probation, according to Puerto Rico's Department of Justice.

Salvatore “Sam” Anello, of Valparaiso, Indiana, pleaded guilty to negligent homicide last year after his granddaughter, Chloe Wiegand, fell through an 11-story window from the ship docked in San Juan, Puerto Rico, in July 2019.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061441)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:00 PM
Author: misunderstood university

jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061454)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:54 PM
Author: Gay stirring parlour

eric clapton stunned

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061798)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:57 PM
Author: flesh godawful trailer park nibblets

jfc, the poor parents

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061808)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:05 PM
Author: saffron fiercely-loyal pozpig

i am very surprised my boomer dad hasn't done this yet

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061822)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:37 AM
Author: tripping quadroon preventive strike

I remember that case. Almost as sad as the 2 year old eaten by an alligator at a Disney resort with the dad punching the alligator and the little boy screaming daddy help.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49062451)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:23 AM
Author: Pearly round eye

Over time our minds are libraries of “horror”.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49062632)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:19 PM
Author: Nighttime Indian Lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49064521)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:00 PM
Author: saffron fiercely-loyal pozpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49077604)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:18 PM
Author: galvanic nofapping institution love of her life

He should have jumped

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49063719)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:06 PM
Author: disgusting diverse associate tanning salon

how many of us have actually practiced diving from height (50+ feet)? i've only done it a few times, and i see how anyone in a hurry/panic would fuck it up completely.

you're supposed to relax beforehand and maintain good form by stretching your arms over your head so that your hands form a wedge. that wedge is what is supposed to strike the water first, creating a safe entry for the rest of your body.

the next-best entry is supposedly to hit the water feet-first with your toes extended to also form a bit of a wedge, but that's more likely to result in leg injuries.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061480)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:09 PM
Author: razzmatazz autistic private investor generalized bond

lol at libs.

it’s water, bro. you just jump in.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061492)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:13 PM
Author: misunderstood university

cr

this fucking pumo would be stuck on the ship mumbling incoherently to his wife and cops about wedges while they dredge his kid from the bottom of the sea

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061501)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:22 PM
Author: Contagious Step-uncle's House Jew

it's telling that even on the internet where they could pretend to be a tough guy their minds immediately go to making excuses about why it would be a bad idea. lib baby falls in and the headline would be "panicked former dad explains water surface tension is as rigid as concrete from fifty feet high"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061528)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:48 AM
Author: misunderstood university



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49062397)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:00 PM
Author: Maize overrated pistol deer antler



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49064441)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:39 AM
Author: tripping quadroon preventive strike

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49062452)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:15 PM
Author: Lake titillating area



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061509)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:33 PM
Author: Bisexual voyeur ticket booth

never gone over 25 feet because of the fear

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49062022)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 6:59 PM
Author: self-centered massive famous landscape painting

If you go feet first you have to cross over your legs before going in otherwise you'll get water shot up your ass hole. I know a guy that fell barefoot waterskiing at about the same speed. He had to see a Dr because his ass was bleeding inside.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49064439)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 9:23 AM
Author: Duck-like Floppy Stag Film Rigor

Where did you come up with "head first"?

Professional high divers and cliff jumpers always land feet first.

https://youtu.be/h-Z8_qsQYXc?t=86

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49065730)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:36 PM
Author: Tan Incel

Yes of course. I can swim and I know I’ll get fished out, and in the meantime I can provide immediate action rather than minutes of delay.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061591)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 5:58 AM
Author: shimmering cerebral foreskin gaming laptop

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13952759/Person-dies-falling-overboard-cruise-ship-Channel-Islands.html

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49062469)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:44 AM
Author: Maize overrated pistol deer antler

it's pretty rare for people to get fished out after going overboard on a cruise ship. you have to be ready to die

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49063005)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:24 PM
Author: Boyish cuckold

Depends on how many kids. My only child? 100%. 3 kids still on boat with wife?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061717)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:49 AM
Author: misunderstood university

is it your contention that the cruise ship would sink without you?

also, she would 100% take the kids and leave you anyways

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49062398)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:25 AM
Author: tripping quadroon preventive strike

Without reading any replies I can with 100% confidence say yes, without hesitation. It would be instinctive. I don’t know how any parent could answer otherwise.

I love my mixed kids more than anything in the world.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49062446)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 5:14 AM
Author: misunderstood university



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49062459)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:28 AM
Author: embarrassed to the bone glassy reading party

Spaceporn jumping in after your son and claiming under maritime salvage laws he gets to keep him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49062639)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: cowardly menage pocket flask

😟

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49062977)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:43 AM
Author: Racy Locale



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49063002)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 5:56 PM
Author: misunderstood university

holy shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49064258)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:44 AM
Author: Maize overrated pistol deer antler

yes absolutely

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49063006)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:16 PM
Author: Well-lubricated hall scourge upon the earth

Anyone who says no isn’t a parent.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49063715)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:20 PM
Author: galvanic nofapping institution love of her life

Impossible to say for sure in the abstract, but if it’s a bright clear day yes. If it’s rainy and 15-foot seas at 3 am, probably not. This is partly why I had so many kids.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49063724)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:22 PM
Author: Sexy Alpha Piazza

You jump in no matter what

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49064533)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 4:34 AM
Author: misunderstood university



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49065395)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 9:13 AM
Author: galvanic nofapping institution love of her life

Seems retarded if your odds of survival are 1000 to 1 and you have other kids. Sometimes kids get got.

Also, which kid it is really does play a minor role in the decision to jump.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49065717)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 9:15 AM
Author: galvanic nofapping institution love of her life

Disco Fries jumping and pulling cord to fully inflate

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49065721)



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Date: July 5th, 2025 9:09 PM
Author: Silver Double Fault

Would you jump in if you were certain to fail and would perish alongside him but you’d prevent your son from dying terrified and alone?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49075086)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 4:42 AM
Author: Sexy Alpha Piazza

That's what I was getting at. This is 100% worth it- even if you can't actually find him in the water, and you know you are 99% unlikely to find him, it is still worth it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49075651)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 1:44 PM
Author: misunderstood university

I’d rather die, even by drowning, than just watch my kid die while doing nothing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49076284)



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Date: July 5th, 2025 9:15 PM
Author: dead cobalt macaca point

its certain death, so kid would never come on a cruise with me in the first place

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49075101)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 6:35 PM
Author: embarrassed to the bone glassy reading party

yes, but i would do so anyway because being on a cruise is prole helldrome

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49077073)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 7:22 PM
Author: smoky thriller mexican

kid yes, wife no

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49077209)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 8:39 PM
Author: misunderstood university

that was unnecessary

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49077438)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 9:17 PM
Author: Silver Double Fault



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49077539)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 9:28 PM
Author: hideous lodge

If it's Carnival, yes. But if it's a classier cruise, it would be very boorish behavior so I'd have to just let him drown.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49077548)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:01 PM
Author: saffron fiercely-loyal pozpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49077605)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:22 AM
Author: tripping quadroon preventive strike

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49078741)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:27 PM
Author: misunderstood university

wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49078889)