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if your kid falls off a cruise ship, are you jumping in after?

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Snowy Galvanic Blood Rage
  06/30/25
I've never been on a cruise, so if this were to happen, he/s...
soul-stirring ruddy rigor roommate
  06/30/25
Same. I have never been on a cruise. I don't think my work w...
confused bawdyhouse
  06/30/25
I don't think the cruise line would allow you to go on one. ...
Red at-the-ready philosopher-king
  07/01/25
Fat is buoyant. The only real risk for you in the ocean is t...
maniacal school alpha
  07/06/25
how much life insurance do they have?
Light mind-boggling associate stag film
  06/30/25
Absolutely, even in a storm. We're dying together- and even ...
multi-colored nursing home corn cake
  06/30/25
You have to try. You're probably both going to die, but you...
Duck-like field
  06/30/25
the bermuda triangle isn't real bro you can swim in the ocea...
Sexy stage trust fund
  06/30/25
just jump is ALWAYS tcr this bro lived https://x.com/a...
Snowy Galvanic Blood Rage
  06/30/25
now that's what i call a hypo. rationally you shouldn't d...
Appetizing soggy halford locale
  06/30/25
This just happened IRL https://x.com/collinrugg/status/1939...
Disturbing Charismatic Library Hairy Legs
  06/30/25
lol twitter is morphing into facebook with those boomer comm...
Citrine vigorous pisswyrm
  06/30/25
“ackshually, you should go seek help from a profession...
Snowy Galvanic Blood Rage
  06/30/25
180. I thought falling off a cruise ship was sure death.
Adulterous Native Puppy
  06/30/25
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nPWAYWB6Ijs
razzmatazz multi-billionaire market
  07/03/25
If you're considering not jumping you probably shouldn't hav...
Amethyst orchestra pit
  06/30/25
cr
Snowy Galvanic Blood Rage
  06/30/25
what about your other kids?
Appetizing soggy halford locale
  06/30/25
? my kids would be glad if i saved their sibling.
ruby big center
  06/30/25
(guy who doesn't have crotch fruit)
Adulterous Native Puppy
  06/30/25
...
provocative main people psychic
  07/01/25
dad is getting the best pussy of his entire life that night....
Citrine vigorous pisswyrm
  06/30/25
His wife will probably have sex with him too
Amethyst orchestra pit
  06/30/25
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concupiscible crawly space dragon
  07/01/25
*bussy
shimmering casino kitty cat
  06/30/25
Huh? Kids are a burden to women unless they have some good I...
multi-colored nursing home corn cake
  06/30/25
Negative. The wife will be moving that 5 year old daughter i...
sinister histrionic death wish
  06/30/25
(actual married male)
dark feces
  06/30/25
fuck
Citrine vigorous pisswyrm
  06/30/25
Dad will actually get laid the night they sit down to watch ...
sinister histrionic death wish
  06/30/25
this is a sick post even for you.
soul-stirring ruddy rigor roommate
  06/30/25
i meant that the wife is going to be sopping wet at her husb...
Citrine vigorous pisswyrm
  06/30/25
absolutely bizarre inference you drew here.
ruby big center
  06/30/25
Jewish projection is a bitch
Snowy Galvanic Blood Rage
  06/30/25
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crystalline institution mood
  07/07/25
is this what married men have to do to convince their wives ...
curious dopamine idea he suggested
  06/30/25
id probably grab a flotation device first
Supple unhinged skinny woman
  06/30/25
(Smart Dad)
Stirring Cerise Keepsake Machete
  06/30/25
more like (dad of a dead kid)
Snowy Galvanic Blood Rage
  06/30/25
my biggest is like 180lbs i doubt i can keep him and myself ...
Supple unhinged skinny woman
  06/30/25
Well then his fat ass shouldn’t have been sitting on t...
provocative main people psychic
  07/01/25
(shortmo kids)
Supple unhinged skinny woman
  07/01/25
Of course, but better plan is to not put your kid up on the ...
Spruce razzle-dazzle resort
  06/30/25
this isn’t confirmed but yeah good point
Snowy Galvanic Blood Rage
  06/30/25
(Disney in house lawyer)
glittery point
  06/30/25
(Defendant WDC’s Answer to the First Amended Complaint...
Fighting fishy location prole
  06/30/25
tcr
provocative main people psychic
  07/01/25
just jump
zippy wrinkle
  06/30/25
ALWAYS tcr
Snowy Galvanic Blood Rage
  06/30/25
...
Bistre diverse range yarmulke
  07/01/25
Depends which kid
Fuchsia sadistic whorehouse goyim
  06/30/25
wow
Snowy Galvanic Blood Rage
  06/30/25
Dads jumping in makes up for (barely) the decision to take h...
Mentally Impaired Church Building
  06/30/25
JFC man
Snowy Galvanic Blood Rage
  06/30/25
Don't forget the brave men and women out there on the law st...
Sexy stage trust fund
  06/30/25
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zippy wrinkle
  06/30/25
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Citrine vigorous pisswyrm
  06/30/25
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Adulterous Native Puppy
  06/30/25
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Razzle Station Roast Beef
  06/30/25
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Glassy Very Tactful Immigrant Fanboi
  06/30/25
...
glittery point
  06/30/25
sealclubber?
Fighting fishy location prole
  06/30/25
so, without you, none of this would even be possible?
curious dopamine idea he suggested
  06/30/25
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Grizzly rebellious background story
  07/01/25
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concupiscible crawly space dragon
  07/01/25
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hyperventilating laughsome lodge fat ankles
  07/01/25
i didn't see this alley oop coming but you sure dunked it ho...
pontificating brilliant base deer antler
  07/01/25
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Jet Boyish Church Weed Whacker
  07/01/25
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Red at-the-ready philosopher-king
  07/01/25
*furiously checks the Disney+ subscriber T&Cs*
Light mind-boggling associate stag film
  06/30/25
bro
Snowy Galvanic Blood Rage
  06/30/25
...
Fighting fishy location prole
  06/30/25
lol
provocative main people psychic
  07/01/25
...
marvelous self-centered boistinker
  07/01/25
https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/grandfather-toddler-who...
Chartreuse lascivious school cafeteria depressive
  06/30/25
jfc
Snowy Galvanic Blood Rage
  06/30/25
eric clapton stunned
Appetizing soggy halford locale
  06/30/25
jfc, the poor parents
Razzle Station Roast Beef
  06/30/25
i am very surprised my boomer dad hasn't done this yet
Glassy Very Tactful Immigrant Fanboi
  06/30/25
I remember that case. Almost as sad as the 2 year old eaten ...
provocative main people psychic
  07/01/25
Over time our minds are libraries of “horror”.
Chartreuse lascivious school cafeteria depressive
  07/01/25
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Stirring Cerise Keepsake Machete
  07/01/25
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Glassy Very Tactful Immigrant Fanboi
  07/06/25
He should have jumped
Jet Boyish Church Weed Whacker
  07/01/25
how many of us have actually practiced diving from height (5...
Bearded trailer park macaca
  06/30/25
lol at libs. it’s water, bro. you just jump in.
ruby big center
  06/30/25
cr this fucking pumo would be stuck on the ship mumbling ...
Snowy Galvanic Blood Rage
  06/30/25
it's telling that even on the internet where they could pret...
Citrine vigorous pisswyrm
  06/30/25
...
Snowy Galvanic Blood Rage
  07/01/25
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bateful flickering mad-dog skullcap set
  07/01/25
lol
provocative main people psychic
  07/01/25
...
zippy wrinkle
  06/30/25
never gone over 25 feet because of the fear
Exhilarant queen of the night
  06/30/25
If you go feet first you have to cross over your legs before...
frum adventurous principal's office gay wizard
  07/01/25
Where did you come up with "head first"? Profes...
fiercely-loyal plaza
  07/02/25
Yes of course. I can swim and I know I’ll get fished o...
silver excitant parlour
  06/30/25
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13952759/Person-die...
rose mad cow disease
  07/01/25
it's pretty rare for people to get fished out after going ov...
bateful flickering mad-dog skullcap set
  07/01/25
Depends on how many kids. My only child? 100%. 3 kids sti...
copper forum useless brakes
  06/30/25
is it your contention that the cruise ship would sink withou...
Snowy Galvanic Blood Rage
  07/01/25
Without reading any replies I can with 100% confidence say y...
provocative main people psychic
  07/01/25
...
Snowy Galvanic Blood Rage
  07/01/25
Spaceporn jumping in after your son and claiming under marit...
concupiscible crawly space dragon
  07/01/25
😟
olive medicated pocket flask brunch
  07/01/25
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motley puce really tough guy filthpig
  07/01/25
holy shit
Snowy Galvanic Blood Rage
  07/01/25
yes absolutely
bateful flickering mad-dog skullcap set
  07/01/25
Anyone who says no isn’t a parent.
Bonkers Pit Indirect Expression
  07/01/25
Impossible to say for sure in the abstract, but if it’...
Jet Boyish Church Weed Whacker
  07/01/25
You jump in no matter what
multi-colored nursing home corn cake
  07/01/25
...
Snowy Galvanic Blood Rage
  07/02/25
Seems retarded if your odds of survival are 1000 to 1 and yo...
Jet Boyish Church Weed Whacker
  07/02/25
Disco Fries jumping and pulling cord to fully inflate
Jet Boyish Church Weed Whacker
  07/02/25
Would you jump in if you were certain to fail and would peri...
Fuchsia sadistic whorehouse goyim
  07/05/25
That's what I was getting at. This is 100% worth it- even if...
multi-colored nursing home corn cake
  07/06/25
I’d rather die, even by drowning, than just watch my k...
Snowy Galvanic Blood Rage
  07/06/25
its certain death, so kid would never come on a cruise with ...
Irradiated Dilemma
  07/05/25
yes, but i would do so anyway because being on a cruise is p...
concupiscible crawly space dragon
  07/06/25
kid yes, wife no
Pea-brained hilarious crotch
  07/06/25
that was unnecessary
Snowy Galvanic Blood Rage
  07/06/25
...
Fuchsia sadistic whorehouse goyim
  07/06/25
If it's Carnival, yes. But if it's a classier cruise, it wou...
swashbuckling theater stage
  07/06/25
...
Glassy Very Tactful Immigrant Fanboi
  07/06/25
lol
provocative main people psychic
  07/07/25
wow
Snowy Galvanic Blood Rage
  07/07/25


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Date: June 30th, 2025 4:59 PM
Author: Snowy Galvanic Blood Rage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061236)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:00 PM
Author: soul-stirring ruddy rigor roommate

I've never been on a cruise, so if this were to happen, he/she would be taking that trip without me depriving me of the opportunity to jump in.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061241)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:08 PM
Author: confused bawdyhouse

Same. I have never been on a cruise. I don't think my work would allow me to go on one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061487)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:30 PM
Author: Red at-the-ready philosopher-king

I don't think the cruise line would allow you to go on one. Your massive frame would cause ruptures in the deck, not to mention the fuel costs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49064550)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 2:14 PM
Author: maniacal school alpha

Fat is buoyant. The only real risk for you in the ocean is that a shark might mistake you for a seal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49076352)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:01 PM
Author: Light mind-boggling associate stag film

how much life insurance do they have?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061242)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:01 PM
Author: multi-colored nursing home corn cake

Absolutely, even in a storm. We're dying together- and even if I can't find him in the swells, and he can only hear me yelling his name; and even on the chance he can't.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061243)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:03 PM
Author: Duck-like field

You have to try. You're probably both going to die, but you have to try

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061246)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:24 PM
Author: Sexy stage trust fund

the bermuda triangle isn't real bro you can swim in the ocean.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061294)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:29 PM
Author: Snowy Galvanic Blood Rage

just jump is ALWAYS tcr

this bro lived

https://x.com/aleclace/status/1939764025169998323

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061317)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:03 PM
Author: Appetizing soggy halford locale

now that's what i call a hypo.

rationally you shouldn't do it, but you're probably jumping in without thinking about it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061248)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:06 PM
Author: Disturbing Charismatic Library Hairy Legs

This just happened IRL

https://x.com/collinrugg/status/1939738528734380304?s=61

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061251)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:19 PM
Author: Citrine vigorous pisswyrm

lol twitter is morphing into facebook with those boomer comments

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061275)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:22 PM
Author: Snowy Galvanic Blood Rage

“ackshually, you should go seek help from a professional”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061286)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:11 PM
Author: Adulterous Native Puppy

180. I thought falling off a cruise ship was sure death.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061686)



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Date: July 3rd, 2025 6:00 PM
Author: razzmatazz multi-billionaire market

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nPWAYWB6Ijs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49070086)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:05 PM
Author: Amethyst orchestra pit

If you're considering not jumping you probably shouldn't have kids

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061249)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: Snowy Galvanic Blood Rage

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061270)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: Appetizing soggy halford locale

what about your other kids?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061282)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:51 PM
Author: ruby big center

?

my kids would be glad if i saved their sibling.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061414)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:58 PM
Author: Adulterous Native Puppy

(guy who doesn't have crotch fruit)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061811)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:27 AM
Author: provocative main people psychic



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49062447)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:08 PM
Author: Citrine vigorous pisswyrm

dad is getting the best pussy of his entire life that night.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061254)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: Amethyst orchestra pit

His wife will probably have sex with him too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061267)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:27 AM
Author: concupiscible crawly space dragon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49062635)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:25 PM
Author: shimmering casino kitty cat

*bussy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061298)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:27 PM
Author: multi-colored nursing home corn cake

Huh? Kids are a burden to women unless they have some good Instagram value

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061308)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:29 PM
Author: sinister histrionic death wish

Negative. The wife will be moving that 5 year old daughter into the parental bed and the kid won’t be back in their own bedroom for at least six months.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061316)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:44 PM
Author: dark feces

(actual married male)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061773)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:05 PM
Author: Citrine vigorous pisswyrm

fuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061824)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:21 PM
Author: sinister histrionic death wish

Dad will actually get laid the night they sit down to watch their segment on the news where mom got to give a giant teary interview. Local news gets him a vanilla romp equivalent to when they’d been dating 1.5 years. A prime time national news interview gets him the Lauren Sanchez/Megan Markle depravity special.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061869)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:41 PM
Author: soul-stirring ruddy rigor roommate

this is a sick post even for you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061357)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: Citrine vigorous pisswyrm

i meant that the wife is going to be sopping wet at her husband's heroics + adrenaline

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061405)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:53 PM
Author: ruby big center

absolutely bizarre inference you drew here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061421)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:54 PM
Author: Snowy Galvanic Blood Rage

Jewish projection is a bitch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061427)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:36 AM
Author: crystalline institution mood



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49078762)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:29 PM
Author: curious dopamine idea he suggested

is this what married men have to do to convince their wives to have sex with them?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49062016)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:09 PM
Author: Supple unhinged skinny woman

id probably grab a flotation device first

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061255)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:13 PM
Author: Stirring Cerise Keepsake Machete

(Smart Dad)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061265)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:15 PM
Author: Snowy Galvanic Blood Rage

more like (dad of a dead kid)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061272)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:21 PM
Author: Supple unhinged skinny woman

my biggest is like 180lbs i doubt i can keep him and myself afloat

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061713)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:30 AM
Author: provocative main people psychic

Well then his fat ass shouldn’t have been sitting on the railing of a moving cruise ship while out at sea and you shouldn’t have come up with such a stupid fucking idea.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49062448)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:44 AM
Author: Supple unhinged skinny woman

(shortmo kids)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49062661)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:13 PM
Author: Spruce razzle-dazzle resort

Of course, but better plan is to not put your kid up on the rail to begin with.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061266)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: Snowy Galvanic Blood Rage

this isn’t confirmed but yeah good point

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061283)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:28 PM
Author: glittery point

(Disney in house lawyer)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061312)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:34 PM
Author: Fighting fishy location prole

(Defendant WDC’s Answer to the First Amended Complaint)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061328)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:33 AM
Author: provocative main people psychic

tcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49062449)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:37 PM
Author: zippy wrinkle

just jump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061336)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:39 PM
Author: Snowy Galvanic Blood Rage

ALWAYS tcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061345)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:20 PM
Author: Bistre diverse range yarmulke



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49064523)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:45 PM
Author: Fuchsia sadistic whorehouse goyim

Depends which kid

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061384)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:49 PM
Author: Snowy Galvanic Blood Rage

wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061398)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:48 PM
Author: Mentally Impaired Church Building

Dads jumping in makes up for (barely) the decision to take his kids on a "disney cruise" to begin with. He comes out even. Real heros are the disney compliance folks who ensured appropriate policy and procedures were in place and executed upon by trained crew members, and of course the disney C suite without whom none of this would even be possible.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061394)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:49 PM
Author: Snowy Galvanic Blood Rage

JFC man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061399)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: Sexy stage trust fund

Don't forget the brave men and women out there on the law streets fighting for the Dad who sued Disney after his daughter ended up with a broken collarbone. Those medical expenses and personal trauma don't pay for themselves, brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061404)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: zippy wrinkle



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061410)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:59 PM
Author: Citrine vigorous pisswyrm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061450)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:21 PM
Author: Adulterous Native Puppy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061712)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:47 PM
Author: Razzle Station Roast Beef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061777)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:03 PM
Author: Glassy Very Tactful Immigrant Fanboi



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061817)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:31 PM
Author: glittery point



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49062020)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:45 PM
Author: Fighting fishy location prole

sealclubber?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49062243)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:46 PM
Author: curious dopamine idea he suggested

so, without you, none of this would even be possible?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49062247)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:09 AM
Author: Grizzly rebellious background story



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49062443)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:27 AM
Author: concupiscible crawly space dragon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49062637)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:30 AM
Author: hyperventilating laughsome lodge fat ankles



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49062948)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:11 PM
Author: pontificating brilliant base deer antler

i didn't see this alley oop coming but you sure dunked it home

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49063691)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:17 PM
Author: Jet Boyish Church Weed Whacker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49063718)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:39 PM
Author: Red at-the-ready philosopher-king



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49064589)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:51 PM
Author: Light mind-boggling associate stag film

*furiously checks the Disney+ subscriber T&Cs*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061415)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:57 PM
Author: Snowy Galvanic Blood Rage

bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061443)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:45 PM
Author: Fighting fishy location prole



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49062245)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:34 AM
Author: provocative main people psychic

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49062450)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: marvelous self-centered boistinker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49062979)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:57 PM
Author: Chartreuse lascivious school cafeteria depressive

https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/grandfather-toddler-who-fell-out-cruise-ship-window-sentenced-3-n1257067

The grandfather who was with his 18-month-old granddaughter when she fell to her death from an open window on a Royal Caribbean cruise ship was sentenced Monday to three years of probation, according to Puerto Rico's Department of Justice.

Salvatore “Sam” Anello, of Valparaiso, Indiana, pleaded guilty to negligent homicide last year after his granddaughter, Chloe Wiegand, fell through an 11-story window from the ship docked in San Juan, Puerto Rico, in July 2019.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061441)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:00 PM
Author: Snowy Galvanic Blood Rage

jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061454)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:54 PM
Author: Appetizing soggy halford locale

eric clapton stunned

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061798)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:57 PM
Author: Razzle Station Roast Beef

jfc, the poor parents

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061808)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:05 PM
Author: Glassy Very Tactful Immigrant Fanboi

i am very surprised my boomer dad hasn't done this yet

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061822)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:37 AM
Author: provocative main people psychic

I remember that case. Almost as sad as the 2 year old eaten by an alligator at a Disney resort with the dad punching the alligator and the little boy screaming daddy help.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49062451)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:23 AM
Author: Chartreuse lascivious school cafeteria depressive

Over time our minds are libraries of “horror”.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49062632)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:19 PM
Author: Stirring Cerise Keepsake Machete



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49064521)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:00 PM
Author: Glassy Very Tactful Immigrant Fanboi



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49077604)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:18 PM
Author: Jet Boyish Church Weed Whacker

He should have jumped

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49063719)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:06 PM
Author: Bearded trailer park macaca

how many of us have actually practiced diving from height (50+ feet)? i've only done it a few times, and i see how anyone in a hurry/panic would fuck it up completely.

you're supposed to relax beforehand and maintain good form by stretching your arms over your head so that your hands form a wedge. that wedge is what is supposed to strike the water first, creating a safe entry for the rest of your body.

the next-best entry is supposedly to hit the water feet-first with your toes extended to also form a bit of a wedge, but that's more likely to result in leg injuries.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061480)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:09 PM
Author: ruby big center

lol at libs.

it’s water, bro. you just jump in.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061492)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:13 PM
Author: Snowy Galvanic Blood Rage

cr

this fucking pumo would be stuck on the ship mumbling incoherently to his wife and cops about wedges while they dredge his kid from the bottom of the sea

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061501)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:22 PM
Author: Citrine vigorous pisswyrm

it's telling that even on the internet where they could pretend to be a tough guy their minds immediately go to making excuses about why it would be a bad idea. lib baby falls in and the headline would be "panicked former dad explains water surface tension is as rigid as concrete from fifty feet high"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061528)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:48 AM
Author: Snowy Galvanic Blood Rage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49062397)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:00 PM
Author: bateful flickering mad-dog skullcap set



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49064441)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:39 AM
Author: provocative main people psychic

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49062452)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:15 PM
Author: zippy wrinkle



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061509)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:33 PM
Author: Exhilarant queen of the night

never gone over 25 feet because of the fear

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49062022)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 6:59 PM
Author: frum adventurous principal's office gay wizard

If you go feet first you have to cross over your legs before going in otherwise you'll get water shot up your ass hole. I know a guy that fell barefoot waterskiing at about the same speed. He had to see a Dr because his ass was bleeding inside.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49064439)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 9:23 AM
Author: fiercely-loyal plaza

Where did you come up with "head first"?

Professional high divers and cliff jumpers always land feet first.

https://youtu.be/h-Z8_qsQYXc?t=86

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49065730)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:36 PM
Author: silver excitant parlour

Yes of course. I can swim and I know I’ll get fished out, and in the meantime I can provide immediate action rather than minutes of delay.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061591)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 5:58 AM
Author: rose mad cow disease

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13952759/Person-dies-falling-overboard-cruise-ship-Channel-Islands.html

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49062469)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:44 AM
Author: bateful flickering mad-dog skullcap set

it's pretty rare for people to get fished out after going overboard on a cruise ship. you have to be ready to die

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49063005)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:24 PM
Author: copper forum useless brakes

Depends on how many kids. My only child? 100%. 3 kids still on boat with wife?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49061717)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:49 AM
Author: Snowy Galvanic Blood Rage

is it your contention that the cruise ship would sink without you?

also, she would 100% take the kids and leave you anyways

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49062398)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:25 AM
Author: provocative main people psychic

Without reading any replies I can with 100% confidence say yes, without hesitation. It would be instinctive. I don’t know how any parent could answer otherwise.

I love my mixed kids more than anything in the world.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49062446)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 5:14 AM
Author: Snowy Galvanic Blood Rage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49062459)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:28 AM
Author: concupiscible crawly space dragon

Spaceporn jumping in after your son and claiming under maritime salvage laws he gets to keep him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49062639)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: olive medicated pocket flask brunch

😟

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49062977)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:43 AM
Author: motley puce really tough guy filthpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49063002)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 5:56 PM
Author: Snowy Galvanic Blood Rage

holy shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49064258)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:44 AM
Author: bateful flickering mad-dog skullcap set

yes absolutely

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49063006)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:16 PM
Author: Bonkers Pit Indirect Expression

Anyone who says no isn’t a parent.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49063715)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:20 PM
Author: Jet Boyish Church Weed Whacker

Impossible to say for sure in the abstract, but if it’s a bright clear day yes. If it’s rainy and 15-foot seas at 3 am, probably not. This is partly why I had so many kids.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49063724)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:22 PM
Author: multi-colored nursing home corn cake

You jump in no matter what

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49064533)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 4:34 AM
Author: Snowy Galvanic Blood Rage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49065395)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 9:13 AM
Author: Jet Boyish Church Weed Whacker

Seems retarded if your odds of survival are 1000 to 1 and you have other kids. Sometimes kids get got.

Also, which kid it is really does play a minor role in the decision to jump.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49065717)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 9:15 AM
Author: Jet Boyish Church Weed Whacker

Disco Fries jumping and pulling cord to fully inflate

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49065721)



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Date: July 5th, 2025 9:09 PM
Author: Fuchsia sadistic whorehouse goyim

Would you jump in if you were certain to fail and would perish alongside him but you’d prevent your son from dying terrified and alone?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49075086)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 4:42 AM
Author: multi-colored nursing home corn cake

That's what I was getting at. This is 100% worth it- even if you can't actually find him in the water, and you know you are 99% unlikely to find him, it is still worth it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49075651)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 1:44 PM
Author: Snowy Galvanic Blood Rage

I’d rather die, even by drowning, than just watch my kid die while doing nothing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49076284)



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Date: July 5th, 2025 9:15 PM
Author: Irradiated Dilemma

its certain death, so kid would never come on a cruise with me in the first place

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49075101)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 6:35 PM
Author: concupiscible crawly space dragon

yes, but i would do so anyway because being on a cruise is prole helldrome

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49077073)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 7:22 PM
Author: Pea-brained hilarious crotch

kid yes, wife no

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49077209)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 8:39 PM
Author: Snowy Galvanic Blood Rage

that was unnecessary

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49077438)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 9:17 PM
Author: Fuchsia sadistic whorehouse goyim



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49077539)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 9:28 PM
Author: swashbuckling theater stage

If it's Carnival, yes. But if it's a classier cruise, it would be very boorish behavior so I'd have to just let him drown.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49077548)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:01 PM
Author: Glassy Very Tactful Immigrant Fanboi



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49077605)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:22 AM
Author: provocative main people psychic

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49078741)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:27 PM
Author: Snowy Galvanic Blood Rage

wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2Reputation#49078889)