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Your wife falls off a cruise ship. Do you jump in?

Or did you push her off?
silver whorehouse police squad
  07/06/25
I'm improvising soccer-style chants in support of the ocean.
exciting dopamine plaza
  07/06/25
underrated
trip den
  07/06/25
THIS.
exhilarant bull headed gas station
  07/06/25
Gotta jump in after I push her off, for the optics and all. ...
charcoal meetinghouse
  07/06/25
Lol
Bearded histrionic reading party knife
  07/06/25
lmao, even.
salmon adventurous deer antler weed whacker
  07/06/25
In fact, lmfao
Lascivious very tactful alpha national
  07/06/25
...
silver whorehouse police squad
  07/06/25
...
salmon adventurous deer antler weed whacker
  07/06/25
jump right in TO MY NEW LIFE AMIRIGHT?!?!
bespoke son of senegal electric furnace
  07/06/25
Of course
Big soggy ratface
  07/06/25
Now assume she has no crack or fentanyl on her
pale free-loading love of her life
  07/06/25
I'm an extremely strong swimmer
Big soggy ratface
  07/06/25
is it the whole stash we brought onboard or is there some le...
salmon adventurous deer antler weed whacker
  07/06/25
No
passionate indigo locale
  07/06/25
*you see her smiling waving at you one floor below as you hu...
Swashbuckling clown
  07/06/25
you have to grab a flotation device and make sure someone kn...
Laughsome Embarrassed To The Bone School Cafeteria
  07/06/25
You grab all the floatation devices in sight and hide them
pale free-loading love of her life
  07/06/25
fair. can't say i'd hide them all, but my wife deserves most...
Laughsome Embarrassed To The Bone School Cafeteria
  07/06/25
okay, I lol’d
Chartreuse Naked Kitchen
  07/06/25
...
fluffy comical locus
  07/07/25
No, can’t risk my kids growing up without both parents...
Dun parlor volcanic crater
  07/06/25
Tell is about her perky tits.
Lascivious very tactful alpha national
  07/06/25
noble
Laughsome Embarrassed To The Bone School Cafeteria
  07/06/25
...
fluffy comical locus
  07/07/25
...
well-lubricated haunting jew
  07/07/25
...
Dun parlor volcanic crater
  07/07/25
...
Pontificating private investor
  03/06/26
...
Violent impressive office
  03/06/26


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Date: July 6th, 2025 2:16 PM
Author: silver whorehouse police squad

Or did you push her off?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746731&forum_id=2Reputation#49076357)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 2:18 PM
Author: exciting dopamine plaza

I'm improvising soccer-style chants in support of the ocean.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746731&forum_id=2Reputation#49076363)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 9:51 PM
Author: trip den

underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746731&forum_id=2Reputation#49077584)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 11:21 PM
Author: exhilarant bull headed gas station

THIS.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746731&forum_id=2Reputation#49077770)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 2:19 PM
Author: charcoal meetinghouse

Gotta jump in after I push her off, for the optics and all. Need to hold her under the water to ensure the job is done.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746731&forum_id=2Reputation#49076369)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 2:19 PM
Author: Bearded histrionic reading party knife

Lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746731&forum_id=2Reputation#49076371)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 2:21 PM
Author: salmon adventurous deer antler weed whacker

lmao, even.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746731&forum_id=2Reputation#49076383)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 2:34 PM
Author: Lascivious very tactful alpha national

In fact, lmfao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746731&forum_id=2Reputation#49076423)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 2:40 PM
Author: silver whorehouse police squad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746731&forum_id=2Reputation#49076444)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 5:29 PM
Author: salmon adventurous deer antler weed whacker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746731&forum_id=2Reputation#49076908)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 2:43 PM
Author: bespoke son of senegal electric furnace

jump right in TO MY NEW LIFE AMIRIGHT?!?!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746731&forum_id=2Reputation#49076452)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 5:31 PM
Author: Big soggy ratface

Of course

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746731&forum_id=2Reputation#49076912)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 6:22 PM
Author: pale free-loading love of her life

Now assume she has no crack or fentanyl on her

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746731&forum_id=2Reputation#49077046)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 6:23 PM
Author: Big soggy ratface

I'm an extremely strong swimmer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746731&forum_id=2Reputation#49077051)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 11:15 PM
Author: salmon adventurous deer antler weed whacker

is it the whole stash we brought onboard or is there some left back in our…well, i guess, my…room?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746731&forum_id=2Reputation#49077765)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 5:33 PM
Author: passionate indigo locale

No

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746731&forum_id=2Reputation#49076917)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 5:35 PM
Author: Swashbuckling clown

*you see her smiling waving at you one floor below as you hurl yourself off into the pitch black sea*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746731&forum_id=2Reputation#49076919)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 5:39 PM
Author: Laughsome Embarrassed To The Bone School Cafeteria

you have to grab a flotation device and make sure someone knows you jumped

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746731&forum_id=2Reputation#49076931)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 6:24 PM
Author: pale free-loading love of her life

You grab all the floatation devices in sight and hide them

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746731&forum_id=2Reputation#49077053)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 9:14 PM
Author: Laughsome Embarrassed To The Bone School Cafeteria

fair. can't say i'd hide them all, but my wife deserves most to be hidden on most jumps

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746731&forum_id=2Reputation#49077532)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 9:15 PM
Author: Chartreuse Naked Kitchen

okay, I lol’d

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746731&forum_id=2Reputation#49077534)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 1:03 AM
Author: fluffy comical locus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746731&forum_id=2Reputation#49077969)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 9:54 PM
Author: Dun parlor volcanic crater

No, can’t risk my kids growing up without both parents. They’ll be much better off with their dad and their new mom (she’s 19).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746731&forum_id=2Reputation#49077591)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 9:56 PM
Author: Lascivious very tactful alpha national

Tell is about her perky tits.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746731&forum_id=2Reputation#49077594)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 9:56 PM
Author: Laughsome Embarrassed To The Bone School Cafeteria

noble

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746731&forum_id=2Reputation#49077595)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 1:04 AM
Author: fluffy comical locus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746731&forum_id=2Reputation#49077971)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:40 AM
Author: well-lubricated haunting jew



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746731&forum_id=2Reputation#49078765)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 2:55 PM
Author: Dun parlor volcanic crater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746731&forum_id=2Reputation#49079489)



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Date: March 6th, 2026 12:20 PM
Author: Pontificating private investor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746731&forum_id=2Reputation#49720968)



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Date: March 6th, 2026 12:24 PM
Author: Violent impressive office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746731&forum_id=2Reputation#49720978)