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Could you beat Disco Fries in finishing 2000 calorie meal then running 1 mile?

For $30M Platter will be slopped in front of you both at ...
self-centered home
  07/07/25
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self-centered home
  07/08/25
Depends entirely on what the food is. Both of those fat reta...
Tantric Multi-billionaire Space
  07/08/25
I am a huge fan of phonemos but this is the dumbest hypo in ...
Cerebral Flesh Depressive
  07/08/25
Calories from eating poop does not count for the sake of the...
Tantric Multi-billionaire Space
  07/08/25
you ate 2000 calories of dried cum from a tradcaths asshole ...
Cerebral Flesh Depressive
  07/08/25
Nope. But you do eat poop. Very cool and sophisticated.
Tantric Multi-billionaire Space
  07/08/25
You are very cool and interesting and the fact that your vir...
Cerebral Flesh Depressive
  07/08/25
You’re just mad because poop eater month is over. A...
Tantric Multi-billionaire Space
  07/08/25
Oh Noam i don't normally fuck 5'7 men on the first date but ...
Cerebral Flesh Depressive
  07/08/25
What’s so bad about eating poop? Shouldn’t you b...
Tantric Multi-billionaire Space
  07/08/25
She paid for Martin's Uber from jail so she could get fucked...
Cerebral Flesh Depressive
  07/08/25
If it bothers you that much you know you can just stop eatin...
Tantric Multi-billionaire Space
  07/08/25
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Bespoke cuck scourge upon the earth
  07/08/25
You could take 8 hours to finish the 2000 cals and still win...
domesticated curious center kitty
  07/08/25
this seems impossible to lose, count me in
Boyish ladyboy
  07/08/25
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aromatic stead
  07/08/25
This is much more difficult than people are acknowledging. ...
lake abnormal mexican
  07/08/25
"Disco fries will be able to traverse the mile in 12 mi...
Boyish ladyboy
  07/08/25
Yes. He walks a lot. On flat, even terrain, he can definit...
lake abnormal mexican
  07/08/25
he's like 8 feet tall, his stride is enormous
Fragrant fuchsia school
  07/08/25
sure but he'll get winded after 10 of those strides
Boyish ladyboy
  07/08/25
interpreting this hypo strictly this is impossible to lose b...
Underhanded dashing menage fortuitous meteor
  07/08/25


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Date: July 7th, 2025 6:14 PM
Author: self-centered home

For $30M

Platter will be slopped in front of you both at same moment and the judge waits a mile away

Throw TSINAH in as a third competitor

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747270&forum_id=2Reputation#49080255)



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Date: July 8th, 2025 9:17 AM
Author: self-centered home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747270&forum_id=2Reputation#49081953)



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Date: July 8th, 2025 9:20 AM
Author: Tantric Multi-billionaire Space

Depends entirely on what the food is. Both of those fat retarded ogres eat weird disgusting shit. People that fat never eat anything normal and it’s always just gross.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747270&forum_id=2Reputation#49081959)



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Date: July 8th, 2025 9:26 AM
Author: Cerebral Flesh Depressive

I am a huge fan of phonemos but this is the dumbest hypo in the world given that DF is 700 pounds and probably doesnt have any bones left in his feet.

so the hypo involves sitting at a diner, slowly sucking on chicken wings, and then casually walking for ~roughly 22 minutes, where you pass by the cadaver of someone tattered by vultures

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747270&forum_id=2Reputation#49081968)



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Date: July 8th, 2025 9:36 AM
Author: Tantric Multi-billionaire Space

Calories from eating poop does not count for the sake of the hypo.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747270&forum_id=2Reputation#49082011)



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Date: July 8th, 2025 11:11 AM
Author: Cerebral Flesh Depressive

you ate 2000 calories of dried cum from a tradcaths asshole who wouldnt let you touch the other hole

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747270&forum_id=2Reputation#49082282)



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Date: July 8th, 2025 11:58 AM
Author: Tantric Multi-billionaire Space

Nope.

But you do eat poop. Very cool and sophisticated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747270&forum_id=2Reputation#49082420)



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Date: July 8th, 2025 1:42 PM
Author: Cerebral Flesh Depressive

You are very cool and interesting and the fact that your virgin tradcath fucked a 5'6 Albanian criminal, a repulsive ogre carsalesman, and the best, a geriatric jew, has nothing to do with you so stop taking this personally

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747270&forum_id=2Reputation#49082732)



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Date: July 8th, 2025 1:42 PM
Author: Tantric Multi-billionaire Space

You’re just mad because poop eater month is over.

Also no way that albaninigger is that tall.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747270&forum_id=2Reputation#49082734)



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Date: July 8th, 2025 1:45 PM
Author: Cerebral Flesh Depressive

Oh Noam i don't normally fuck 5'7 men on the first date but you're so sooooo Jewish

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747270&forum_id=2Reputation#49082746)



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Date: July 8th, 2025 1:48 PM
Author: Tantric Multi-billionaire Space

What’s so bad about eating poop? Shouldn’t you be proud?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747270&forum_id=2Reputation#49082757)



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Date: July 8th, 2025 1:49 PM
Author: Cerebral Flesh Depressive

She paid for Martin's Uber from jail so she could get fucked faster

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747270&forum_id=2Reputation#49082767)



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Date: July 8th, 2025 1:51 PM
Author: Tantric Multi-billionaire Space

If it bothers you that much you know you can just stop eating poop, right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747270&forum_id=2Reputation#49082768)



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Date: July 8th, 2025 11:36 AM
Author: Bespoke cuck scourge upon the earth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747270&forum_id=2Reputation#49082361)



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Date: July 8th, 2025 9:28 AM
Author: domesticated curious center kitty

You could take 8 hours to finish the 2000 cals and still win. Disco Fats would have a heart attack if he tried to lug his corpulence that far.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747270&forum_id=2Reputation#49081971)



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Date: July 8th, 2025 11:59 AM
Author: Boyish ladyboy

this seems impossible to lose, count me in

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747270&forum_id=2Reputation#49082425)



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Date: July 8th, 2025 1:09 PM
Author: aromatic stead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747270&forum_id=2Reputation#49082639)



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Date: July 8th, 2025 12:03 PM
Author: lake abnormal mexican

This is much more difficult than people are acknowledging. Disco fries will be able to traverse the mile in 12 minutes. Even granting that xo posters are all better-than-world-class athletes, I don't think they're going to do better than a 5 minute mile immediately after eating 2,000 calories. That means you need to eat the 2,000 calories meal no slower than 7 minutes slower then disco fries. There's a huge meal for a typical person, but you know disco fries will just hoover it up

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747270&forum_id=2Reputation#49082437)



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Date: July 8th, 2025 12:05 PM
Author: Boyish ladyboy

"Disco fries will be able to traverse the mile in 12 minutes."

No

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747270&forum_id=2Reputation#49082446)



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Date: July 8th, 2025 12:54 PM
Author: lake abnormal mexican

Yes. He walks a lot. On flat, even terrain, he can definitely do a 12 minute mile

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747270&forum_id=2Reputation#49082593)



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Date: July 8th, 2025 12:56 PM
Author: Fragrant fuchsia school

he's like 8 feet tall, his stride is enormous

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747270&forum_id=2Reputation#49082597)



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Date: July 8th, 2025 1:47 PM
Author: Boyish ladyboy

sure but he'll get winded after 10 of those strides

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747270&forum_id=2Reputation#49082750)



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Date: July 8th, 2025 12:58 PM
Author: Underhanded dashing menage fortuitous meteor

interpreting this hypo strictly this is impossible to lose because disco fries cannot *run* a mile.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5747270&forum_id=2Reputation#49082600)