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Wife’s uncle is involved in a huge legal battle and I don’t know how to help

I’m a lawyer so the family assumes I can make things g...
erotic irate useless brakes
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primrose round eye
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Maybe he could change it to “Dead Lobster”
glassy racy mother tanning salon
  07/11/25
Police tried to shut the place down for what?
Azure indian lodge
  07/11/25
OP is JM
Lemon boyish pistol
  07/11/25
not JM. That's lock jaw tp, a well established poster.
Magical arousing shitlib
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Yeah I got my moniker because on a date once my jaw complete...
erotic irate useless brakes
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swashbuckling gunner business firm
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primrose round eye
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send reinforcements
razzmatazz flirting point ladyboy
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not to ignore the op, but what's the bread situation at your...
rose bateful newt ape
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A bizarre set of small round biscuits with cheddar cheese ba...
erotic irate useless brakes
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Question for the lawyers here: what if he just legally chang...
Purple rebellious athletic conference
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Only if he also sends a notarized document through the posta...
Bronze Beady-eyed Becky
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What kind of lawyer are you lol. All he has to do is change ...
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This flame is like 5 years too late. The Uncle could have bo...
outnumbered spectacular windowlicker
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He claims he did.
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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:11 PM
Author: erotic irate useless brakes

I’m a lawyer so the family assumes I can make things go away. He’s from a small town and makes amazing lobster. His name also happens to be “Red.” So the restaurant he made is called “Red’s Lobster.” (Not flame).

He was obviously sued. The place has a line out the door. People came to try to serve him and he stands there with a baseball bat (he’s also 6’7). The police in the town tried to shut the place down but he attacked a few of them. There’s only like 3 sheriffs in his town and they gave up. Theres warrants for his arrest.

I told him to go just turn himself in and he said no. He won’t shut the place down.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2Reputation#49093310)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:18 PM
Author: Comical dull locus cuckold

I can see how a small-town PD would want to shut a place down that's infringing on a mega-corp's IP. They don't mess around with that. Try that in a small town.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2Reputation#49093330)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:18 PM
Author: Multi-colored hairy legs feces



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:22 PM
Author: Fighting white casino



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2Reputation#49093340)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:26 PM
Author: glassy racy mother tanning salon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2Reputation#49093349)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:31 PM
Author: ocher beta messiness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2Reputation#49093361)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:31 PM
Author: Purple rebellious athletic conference



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:35 PM
Author: Lavender talented kitty cat locale



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:51 PM
Author: chartreuse shrine sound barrier



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Date: July 11th, 2025 4:20 PM
Author: brass cruise ship coldplay fan



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2Reputation#49093893)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 6:25 PM
Author: big faggotry brethren



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2Reputation#49094372)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 6:39 PM
Author: primrose round eye



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2Reputation#49094398)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:26 PM
Author: glassy racy mother tanning salon

Maybe he could change it to “Dead Lobster”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2Reputation#49093347)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:27 PM
Author: Azure indian lodge

Police tried to shut the place down for what?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2Reputation#49093352)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:28 PM
Author: Lemon boyish pistol

OP is JM

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2Reputation#49093353)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:31 PM
Author: Magical arousing shitlib

not JM. That's lock jaw tp, a well established poster.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2Reputation#49093358)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:34 PM
Author: erotic irate useless brakes

Yeah I got my moniker because on a date once my jaw completely locked and I started foaming at the mouth.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2Reputation#49093377)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:42 PM
Author: swashbuckling gunner business firm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2Reputation#49093410)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:45 PM
Author: Histrionic nibblets

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2Reputation#49093424)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 2:13 PM
Author: Magical arousing shitlib



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2Reputation#49093532)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 2:16 PM
Author: Mind-boggling genital piercing lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2Reputation#49093537)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 4:00 PM
Author: Yellow wonderful corner striped hyena



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2Reputation#49093833)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 4:21 PM
Author: brass cruise ship coldplay fan



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2Reputation#49093894)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 6:39 PM
Author: primrose round eye



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2Reputation#49094397)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:34 PM
Author: Fighting white casino



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2Reputation#49093378)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:46 PM
Author: razzmatazz flirting point ladyboy

send reinforcements

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2Reputation#49093428)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:48 PM
Author: rose bateful newt ape

not to ignore the op, but what's the bread situation at your uncle's restaurant?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2Reputation#49093438)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:50 PM
Author: erotic irate useless brakes

A bizarre set of small round biscuits with cheddar cheese baked into them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2Reputation#49093445)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:52 PM
Author: Purple rebellious athletic conference

Question for the lawyers here: what if he just legally changed his name from red to something else? Would the warrants be invalid immediately?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2Reputation#49093454)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 10:56 PM
Author: Bronze Beady-eyed Becky

Only if he also sends a notarized document through the postal service changing his legal name to the valid UCC code that incorporates his body

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2Reputation#49094946)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:53 PM
Author: chartreuse shrine sound barrier

What kind of lawyer are you lol. All he has to do is change the name to Red Lobsters’s. Problem solved.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2Reputation#49093461)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 2:10 PM
Author: Pearl Big-titted Spot Goyim



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2Reputation#49093521)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 3:38 PM
Author: nubile pit legal warrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2Reputation#49093776)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 3:48 PM
Author: outnumbered spectacular windowlicker

This flame is like 5 years too late. The Uncle could have bought the Red Lobster name in bankruptcy for like $10,000.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2Reputation#49093803)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 4:43 PM
Author: erotic irate useless brakes

He claims he did.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2Reputation#49093981)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 5:09 PM
Author: Fighting white casino



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2Reputation#49094066)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 6:39 PM
Author: primrose round eye



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2Reputation#49094399)



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Date: July 12th, 2025 10:31 AM
Author: swashbuckling gunner business firm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2Reputation#49095541)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 4:20 PM
Author: underhanded cuck gas station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2Reputation#49093892)



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Date: July 12th, 2025 11:05 AM
Author: Magical arousing shitlib



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2Reputation#49095575)