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Micah Parsons to the Packers for two firsts

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Crawly Really Tough Guy
  08/28/25
lol @ the cowboys
Magical point
  08/28/25
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Crawly Really Tough Guy
  08/28/25
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iridescent nubile generalized bond pisswyrm
  08/28/25
that's it?
razzle-dazzle sanctuary
  08/28/25
pack is paying him $47 million per year
Crawly Really Tough Guy
  08/28/25
and Kenny Clark... good player but he'll be 30 in a few mont...
soul-stirring school
  08/28/25
1 sack doesnt sound good
razzle-dazzle sanctuary
  08/28/25
Micah Parsons has 1 career playoff sack.
Galvanic sapphire partner
  08/29/25
1/4 = 1/17 (xo 2025
Hilarious lake spot incel
  08/29/25
Kenny Clark has 5 sacks in 11 postseason games played. Parso...
Galvanic sapphire partner
  08/29/25
Parsons ate up 2 sacks v. Eagles, 2 @ Commanders, etc. last ...
Hilarious lake spot incel
  08/29/25
I like the Packers. This was a retarded move.
Galvanic sapphire partner
  08/29/25
Where are we on this.
Hilarious lake spot incel
  09/12/25
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lfo
  10/28/25
Haha wow
cheese-eating titillating mexican
  08/28/25
Happy?
concupiscible skinny woman ticket booth
  08/28/25
I don't know. This is fairly unlike our front office and its...
cheese-eating titillating mexican
  08/28/25
Good move by the Boys.
Galvanic sapphire partner
  08/28/25
lol why keep your best player when you could trade him for ...
iridescent nubile generalized bond pisswyrm
  08/28/25
He costs more than he is worth.
Galvanic sapphire partner
  08/28/25
what’s jerry gonna do with the savings bro their D su...
iridescent nubile generalized bond pisswyrm
  08/28/25
three fifths, ackshually
coral supple patrolman boistinker
  08/28/25
It feels like a loss for Dallas but it does make some sense....
Thriller stage internal respiration
  08/28/25
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comical fishy regret shrine
  08/29/25
Jerry caused all of those problems. This trade is just anoth...
maroon corner
  08/29/25
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frum gay wizard
  09/01/25
Jerry press conference constantly calling him "Michael&...
jet-lagged mint public bath faggotry
  08/28/25
im with xo jerry on this.
Talented genital piercing
  08/29/25
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comical fishy regret shrine
  08/29/25
Its interesting because: 1. The argument for the Packers...
Dead goyim mad-dog skullcap
  08/29/25
two first round picks in the nfl isnt a joke. espn is just t...
Talented genital piercing
  08/29/25
The salary cap is complete Enron accounting. Whatever a &quo...
Hilarious lake spot incel
  08/29/25
LJL Cowboys. What a clown franchise. Great move for the Pack...
underhanded place of business
  08/29/25
So the Packers traded 2 1st round picks for one year of a on...
Galvanic sapphire partner
  08/29/25
"The Cowboys' defensive expected points added (EPA) per...
cheese-eating titillating mexican
  08/29/25
The Cowboys' defensive expected points added (EPA) per play ...
jet-lagged mint public bath faggotry
  08/29/25
, he lisped.
Galvanic sapphire partner
  08/29/25
lol some cunt from district 3. better to get his ass off the...
Contagious cumskin
  08/29/25
Knew about this three days ago but no one responded https:...
amethyst hyperactive tank
  08/29/25
I responded in under one hour
cheese-eating titillating mexican
  08/29/25
this is so fucking stupid worse than luka
iridescent nubile generalized bond pisswyrm
  08/29/25
Micah's back is shot lol. https://x.com/AdamSchefter/stat...
Galvanic sapphire partner
  09/01/25
xo jerry wins again
Talented genital piercing
  09/01/25
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Galvanic sapphire partner
  09/01/25
the idea of being an nfl player with anything resembling bac...
Talented genital piercing
  09/01/25
It's not absurd at all. These guys always have aches and pai...
Galvanic sapphire partner
  09/01/25
Lolololol
concupiscible skinny woman ticket booth
  09/01/25
Obviously not ideal Packers had to have known about this...
cheese-eating titillating mexican
  09/01/25
?
Hilarious lake spot incel
  09/12/25
Will be 180 when Parsons suffers a catastrophic injury early...
appetizing disgusting forum fortuitous meteor
  09/01/25
Fuck you
cheese-eating titillating mexican
  09/01/25
I was the guy saying the Packers should've have done this an...
Galvanic sapphire partner
  09/12/25
"shouldn't've" you mean?
Hilarious lake spot incel
  09/12/25
Yes
Galvanic sapphire partner
  09/12/25
ty for your honesty
Hilarious lake spot incel
  09/12/25
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FrWs3ufsn-A
Hilarious lake spot incel
  09/12/25
parsons won that game for them yesterday he was everywhere
Crawly Really Tough Guy
  09/12/25


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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:13 PM
Author: Crawly Really Tough Guy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Reputation#49219929)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: Magical point

lol @ the cowboys

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Reputation#49219931)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:17 PM
Author: Crawly Really Tough Guy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Reputation#49219934)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:10 PM
Author: iridescent nubile generalized bond pisswyrm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Reputation#49220268)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle sanctuary

that's it?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Reputation#49219933)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:17 PM
Author: Crawly Really Tough Guy

pack is paying him $47 million per year

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Reputation#49219935)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:35 PM
Author: soul-stirring school

and Kenny Clark... good player but he'll be 30 in a few months and he's in decline (only one sack last year).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Reputation#49219964)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:40 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle sanctuary

1 sack doesnt sound good

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Reputation#49219972)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 11:56 AM
Author: Galvanic sapphire partner

Micah Parsons has 1 career playoff sack.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Reputation#49221767)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:00 PM
Author: Hilarious lake spot incel

1/4 = 1/17 (xo 2025

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Reputation#49221776)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:29 PM
Author: Galvanic sapphire partner

Kenny Clark has 5 sacks in 11 postseason games played. Parsons just stat pads against shitty teams in the recent Cowboy MO.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Reputation#49221849)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:30 PM
Author: Hilarious lake spot incel

Parsons ate up 2 sacks v. Eagles, 2 @ Commanders, etc. last season okay pumo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Reputation#49221854)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 1:07 PM
Author: Galvanic sapphire partner

I like the Packers. This was a retarded move.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Reputation#49221953)



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Date: September 12th, 2025 9:22 AM
Author: Hilarious lake spot incel

Where are we on this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Reputation#49259308)



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Date: October 28th, 2025 8:09 AM
Author: lfo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Reputation#49381541)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:20 PM
Author: cheese-eating titillating mexican

Haha wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Reputation#49219940)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:26 PM
Author: concupiscible skinny woman ticket booth

Happy?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Reputation#49219948)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:48 PM
Author: cheese-eating titillating mexican

I don't know. This is fairly unlike our front office and its an enormous amount of capital.

Worth it if we win a SB while he's around.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Reputation#49219981)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:12 PM
Author: Galvanic sapphire partner

Good move by the Boys.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Reputation#49220276)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:18 PM
Author: iridescent nubile generalized bond pisswyrm

lol

why keep your best player when you could trade him for two crapshoot chances at another decent player later

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Reputation#49220292)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:23 PM
Author: Galvanic sapphire partner

He costs more than he is worth.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Reputation#49220305)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:26 PM
Author: iridescent nubile generalized bond pisswyrm

what’s jerry gonna do with the savings bro

their D sucks and just lost its best player. what’s the plan

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Reputation#49220311)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:26 PM
Author: coral supple patrolman boistinker

three fifths, ackshually

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Reputation#49220313)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:46 PM
Author: Thriller stage internal respiration

It feels like a loss for Dallas but it does make some sense. They weren't projected to compete this year (over/under at 8 wins) and committing $45m to Parsons probably would have trapped them in mediocrity for the next few seasons.

The Packers picks will probably be in the low 20's, and two of those may not feel like a great return for a guy as talented as Parsons, but combined with Dallas' own picks, it helps them reset a bit.

The Cowboys have $31m in dead money this year plus at least $16m in dead money for next year. Factor in the massive signing bonus to Dak Prescott and CeeDee Lamb, with Prescott on the wrong side of 30, and this may have felt like a poison pill move. Because giving Parsons the deal he got with Green Bay would have put them in cap hell for a good 5 years.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Reputation#49220382)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:20 AM
Author: comical fishy regret shrine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Reputation#49220854)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 8:50 AM
Author: maroon corner

Jerry caused all of those problems. This trade is just another episode in a slow moving train wreck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Reputation#49221253)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 4:31 PM
Author: frum gay wizard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Reputation#49228871)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:49 PM
Author: jet-lagged mint public bath faggotry

Jerry press conference constantly calling him "Michael" is hilarious.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Reputation#49220386)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:02 AM
Author: Talented genital piercing

im with xo jerry on this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Reputation#49220829)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:38 AM
Author: comical fishy regret shrine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Reputation#49220876)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:10 AM
Author: Dead goyim mad-dog skullcap

Its interesting because:

1. The argument for the Packers is that he's a truly elite player, and they don't have too many of those, so you just have to pay them.

2. Argument for Dallas is on a salary cap team, can you really afford to pay him 20% more than the largest defensive contract ever plus give up 2 first round picks and a good player? Is he really that good.

I think the trade is probably a win for the Packers because it seems like the NFL salary cap is sort of made up and doesn't matter...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Reputation#49220839)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:25 AM
Author: Talented genital piercing

two first round picks in the nfl isnt a joke. espn is just trying to bash jerry jones.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Reputation#49220859)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 8:50 AM
Author: Hilarious lake spot incel

The salary cap is complete Enron accounting. Whatever a "four year deal" is really only affects you Year One, because everything in the future is massively inflated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Reputation#49221251)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 8:46 AM
Author: underhanded place of business

LJL Cowboys. What a clown franchise. Great move for the Pack, but they’re still the gayest franchise in sports. Literally tried to ban a play because they couldn’t stop it. This just makes them less gay on D but they won’t escape their cowardly ways.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Reputation#49221238)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 9:55 AM
Author: Galvanic sapphire partner

So the Packers traded 2 1st round picks for one year of a one dimensional pass rusher?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Reputation#49221432)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 11:45 AM
Author: cheese-eating titillating mexican

"The Cowboys' defensive expected points added (EPA) per play when Parsons is on the field is the best in the NFL since 2021. When off the field in that same span, Dallas has the league's worst EPA per play, per CBS Sports Research."

https://www.cbssports.com/nfl/news/when-will-micah-parsons-contract-saga-with-cowboys-end-clock-is-ticking-if-all-pro-is-to-play-vs-eagles/

I don't think I care how "one dimensional" he is if he has that big an impact

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Reputation#49221732)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 11:48 AM
Author: jet-lagged mint public bath faggotry

The Cowboys' defensive expected points added (EPA) per play when Parsons is on the field is the best in the NFL since 2021. When off the field in that same span, Dallas has the league's worst EPA per play, per CBS Sports Research.

https://www.cbssports.com/nfl/news/cowboys-jerry-jones-prioritizes-ego-by-trading-generational-talent-micah-parsons-to-packers/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Reputation#49221745)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 9:01 PM
Author: Galvanic sapphire partner

, he lisped.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Reputation#49223039)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:48 PM
Author: Contagious cumskin

lol some cunt from district 3. better to get his ass off the payroll.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Reputation#49221917)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 5:10 PM
Author: amethyst hyperactive tank

Knew about this three days ago but no one responded

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5766225&mc=3&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Reputation#49222517)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 6:42 PM
Author: cheese-eating titillating mexican

I responded in under one hour

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Reputation#49222736)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 9:05 PM
Author: iridescent nubile generalized bond pisswyrm

this is so fucking stupid worse than luka

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Reputation#49223051)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 3:13 PM
Author: Galvanic sapphire partner

Micah's back is shot lol.

https://x.com/AdamSchefter/status/1962579612266799331?t=scFtynoii1OPgyPPMW1ZVQ&s=19

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Reputation#49228685)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 3:15 PM
Author: Talented genital piercing

xo jerry wins again

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Reputation#49228692)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 3:16 PM
Author: Galvanic sapphire partner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Reputation#49228696)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 3:21 PM
Author: Talented genital piercing

the idea of being an nfl player with anything resembling back pain is absurd. matt stafford is gonna get benched and xo jimmy g is gonna have to take over this season.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Reputation#49228706)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: Galvanic sapphire partner

It's not absurd at all. These guys always have aches and pains as apart of beating the shit out of each other for a living. I used to have back pain when I played contact sports and it totally went away after I moved on to lawyering full time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Reputation#49229109)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 4:15 PM
Author: concupiscible skinny woman ticket booth

Lolololol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Reputation#49228851)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 4:53 PM
Author: cheese-eating titillating mexican

Obviously not ideal

Packers had to have known about this though, there are physicals involved in trades and I'm pretty sure undisclosed issues are grounds to invalidate a trade

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Reputation#49228922)



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Date: September 12th, 2025 9:22 AM
Author: Hilarious lake spot incel

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Reputation#49259310)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 3:34 PM
Author: appetizing disgusting forum fortuitous meteor

Will be 180 when Parsons suffers a catastrophic injury early in the season and packers traded 2 firsts for a crippling financial loss.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Reputation#49228735)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 6:04 PM
Author: cheese-eating titillating mexican

Fuck you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Reputation#49229153)



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Date: September 12th, 2025 9:31 AM
Author: Galvanic sapphire partner

I was the guy saying the Packers should've have done this and I am wrong.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Reputation#49259344)



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Date: September 12th, 2025 9:55 AM
Author: Hilarious lake spot incel

"shouldn't've" you mean?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Reputation#49259448)



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Date: September 12th, 2025 10:59 AM
Author: Galvanic sapphire partner

Yes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Reputation#49259689)



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Date: September 12th, 2025 11:28 AM
Author: Hilarious lake spot incel

ty for your honesty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Reputation#49259833)



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Date: September 12th, 2025 10:35 AM
Author: Hilarious lake spot incel

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FrWs3ufsn-A

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Reputation#49259608)



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Date: September 12th, 2025 11:29 AM
Author: Crawly Really Tough Guy

parsons won that game for them yesterday he was everywhere

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2Reputation#49259839)