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Hypo: $750k to eat only pizza for 4 years.

Starting right now, if you eat nothing but pizza for the nex...
vigorous fantasy-prone french chef
  02/24/26
Fuck off with the "no salad on top" bullshit. Ton...
concupiscible internal respiration fortuitous meteor
  02/25/26
can i have spinach and bell peppers as a topping?
honey-headed thirsty stage
  02/25/26
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stimulating ruby lodge
  02/25/26
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slimy frozen hell patrolman
  02/24/26
Are you in? There's a difference between "eating a lot ...
vigorous fantasy-prone french chef
  02/24/26
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slimy frozen hell patrolman
  02/24/26
ljl What percent of your non-liquid calories those years ...
vigorous fantasy-prone french chef
  02/24/26
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slimy frozen hell patrolman
  02/24/26
Do you look back on that fondly?
vigorous fantasy-prone french chef
  02/24/26
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slimy frozen hell patrolman
  02/24/26
Those were the salad days. Or, the pizza days, depending on ...
vigorous fantasy-prone french chef
  02/24/26
>no salad on top if you're missing leafy greens or whatev...
Flatulent school cafeteria faggot firefighter
  02/24/26
My are country relatives make "veggie pizza" for g...
vigorous fantasy-prone french chef
  02/24/26
there are plenty of weirdo pizza places that make vegan and ...
green state trump supporter
  02/24/26
Standard pizzas only. Otherwise you could find (or make) any...
vigorous fantasy-prone french chef
  02/24/26
I bet next you'll tell me I can't throw some eggs on top and...
Flatulent school cafeteria faggot firefighter
  02/24/26
That's precisely what I'm telling you.
vigorous fantasy-prone french chef
  02/24/26
are fiber supplements allowed? what happens if i chicken out...
Sienna misunderstood orchestra pit scourge upon the earth
  02/24/26
Fiber supplements: No. But, you could have prune juice or ap...
vigorous fantasy-prone french chef
  02/24/26
If I can quit anytime I like fuck yeah. Free 750k. Just get ...
Sienna misunderstood orchestra pit scourge upon the earth
  02/24/26
180. But, what's a check up going to do? Tell you your fraud...
vigorous fantasy-prone french chef
  02/24/26
Sure. That or a calcium scan or monitoring for diabeetus or ...
Sienna misunderstood orchestra pit scourge upon the earth
  02/24/26
I think the real problem is how easy it is to eat excessive ...
vigorous fantasy-prone french chef
  02/24/26
if prune juice is allowed, then this is a really easy yes
honey-headed thirsty stage
  02/25/26
one of the odder posts to come out of xo in recent memory
wild orchid headpube bawdyhouse
  02/25/26
i like pizza but this sounds awful, i'm out.
Mint fiercely-loyal location
  02/24/26
$750k is a lot of dough
vigorous fantasy-prone french chef
  02/24/26
...
Mint fiercely-loyal location
  02/24/26
sign me up
green state trump supporter
  02/24/26
180 What's your strategy?
vigorous fantasy-prone french chef
  02/24/26
eat pizza. get creative with it.
green state trump supporter
  02/24/26
Put pizza in vagine
Sienna misunderstood orchestra pit scourge upon the earth
  02/24/26
this hypo is easy as fuck btw. it actually becomes challengi...
green state trump supporter
  02/25/26
Had a roommate in college who did this, he wouldn't even ref...
Hairraiser Sandwich Menage
  02/24/26
Where is he now?
vigorous fantasy-prone french chef
  02/24/26
Some corporate gig w/ TaylorMade last I heard
Hairraiser Sandwich Menage
  02/24/26
Sounds like a sweet gig. I had a friend in UG who liked to i...
vigorous fantasy-prone french chef
  02/24/26
this is easy: https://www.vice.com/en/article/this-man-ha...
Galvanic effete church building double fault
  02/24/26
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slimy frozen hell patrolman
  02/24/26
When I first got diabetes tp
Sienna misunderstood orchestra pit scourge upon the earth
  02/24/26
you seem jewish
green state trump supporter
  02/24/26
This guy is a hero charting his own course: "Beyond the...
vigorous fantasy-prone french chef
  02/24/26
blacking out on the kitchen floor in his underwear with froz...
Galvanic effete church building double fault
  02/24/26
irl lol
Cowardly exhilarant spot
  02/25/26
...
Hairraiser Sandwich Menage
  02/24/26
Good hypo. Would have been an ecstatic yes 10 years ago. Now...
Orange Territorial Trailer Park Doctorate
  02/24/26
Why not? Pizza is delicious, there are plenty of toppings an...
vigorous fantasy-prone french chef
  02/24/26
I'm only in the mood for salty food part of the time. Some o...
Orange Territorial Trailer Park Doctorate
  02/24/26
You don't have to eat the pizza. You just can't eat anything...
vigorous fantasy-prone french chef
  02/24/26
will you accept a check?
Cracking fishy private investor
  02/24/26
LJL. Only local checks.
vigorous fantasy-prone french chef
  02/24/26
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boyish codepig
  02/25/26
No smoothies or protein drinks? I'm out
citrine famous landscape painting nursing home
  02/24/26
Why? You can get vitamins from juice. And you can go way mor...
vigorous fantasy-prone french chef
  02/24/26
Can i make my own pizza from scratch?
citrine famous landscape painting nursing home
  02/24/26
Absolutely. Subject, of course, to the requirement that you ...
vigorous fantasy-prone french chef
  02/24/26
Ok, im in
citrine famous landscape painting nursing home
  02/24/26
He's gonna take away your $750k if you use the wrong cheese
Flatulent school cafeteria faggot firefighter
  02/24/26
I support my xo bros and I want them to succeed and get in e...
vigorous fantasy-prone french chef
  02/24/26
What a fucking retarded question please kill urself
Abusive cumskin sex offender
  02/24/26
...
slimy frozen hell patrolman
  02/24/26
No offense intended
Abusive cumskin sex offender
  02/24/26
How so?
citrine famous landscape painting nursing home
  02/25/26
No but thanks anyway
Abusive cumskin sex offender
  02/24/26
Yes. I’d do this. I’d get a pizza once a week an...
peach coffee pot psychic
  02/24/26
You could do that right now
Sienna misunderstood orchestra pit scourge upon the earth
  02/25/26
You can probably avoid the health issues if you just make yo...
Impertinent gas station
  02/24/26
CR. And it's likely no more than the average American spends...
vigorous fantasy-prone french chef
  02/25/26
Not hard to make pizza healthy with various meats and vegeta...
Dashing rose senate black woman
  02/24/26
Yes. I'd get a really good pizza oven and start cranking out...
alcoholic titillating hairy legs
  02/24/26
Nigga those arent "pizzas" you can't slap random i...
Sienna misunderstood orchestra pit scourge upon the earth
  02/25/26
cr i eat pizza with tomato and arugula but he seems to expre...
wild orchid headpube bawdyhouse
  02/25/26
People itt are OUTRAGED you can't throw a BLT or scrambled e...
Sienna misunderstood orchestra pit scourge upon the earth
  02/25/26
CR. People go to law school because their aunt told them the...
vigorous fantasy-prone french chef
  02/25/26
lol the hypo was posited by some kid in Jonesboro who dreams...
wild orchid headpube bawdyhouse
  02/25/26
Hello saar how could you reject my chicken vindaloo on naan ...
Sienna misunderstood orchestra pit scourge upon the earth
  02/25/26
A pizza with a couple arugula leaves and a couple slices of ...
vigorous fantasy-prone french chef
  02/25/26
what about a white pizza? what if you want a scrambled egg p...
alcoholic titillating hairy legs
  02/25/26
Jfc
Sienna misunderstood orchestra pit scourge upon the earth
  02/25/26
White pizza is fine Pizza with egg or a "hot sauce b...
vigorous fantasy-prone french chef
  02/25/26
what about a bbq chicken pizza? by custom, like a white pizz...
alcoholic titillating hairy legs
  02/25/26
You're banned from this thread. You clearly don't have what ...
Sienna misunderstood orchestra pit scourge upon the earth
  02/25/26
it's not my fault it's a lazy hypo
alcoholic titillating hairy legs
  02/25/26
(guy who can't live without faggy "pizza"s losing ...
Sienna misunderstood orchestra pit scourge upon the earth
  02/25/26
...
honey-headed thirsty stage
  02/25/26
You're an idiot for signing on to the equivalent of an Alaba...
concupiscible internal respiration fortuitous meteor
  02/25/26
"I can't, my faggy pizzas!" Grow some fucking ...
Sienna misunderstood orchestra pit scourge upon the earth
  02/25/26
Or try traveling and see what is considered pizza in places ...
concupiscible internal respiration fortuitous meteor
  02/26/26
This thread is the gold standard for how xo is a huge fuckin...
Sienna misunderstood orchestra pit scourge upon the earth
  02/26/26
Btw last time I ate pizza was like 2 years ago I had spent a...
Hairraiser Sandwich Menage
  02/25/26
I made homemade pizza last night. Was 180
concupiscible internal respiration fortuitous meteor
  02/25/26
So you're in, right?
vigorous fantasy-prone french chef
  02/25/26
...
boyish codepig
  02/25/26
I’m confident that homemade pizza with no-filler dough...
buff degenerate
  02/25/26
180
boyish codepig
  02/25/26
stop putting chicken on pizza you absolute pyschopaths are y...
wild orchid headpube bawdyhouse
  02/26/26
Been too long since I've been to California Pizza Kitchen, t...
boyish codepig
  02/26/26
i think of CPK every time I read one of tsinah's bizarre ass...
wild orchid headpube bawdyhouse
  02/26/26
ZOZO and IRL meeting in ethereal transcendence like Michelan...
boyish codepig
  02/26/26
I love pep pizza or a classic margarita, but to survive the ...
buff degenerate
  02/26/26
I really like it here.
boyish codepig
  02/26/26
it is now part of the canon tp
boyish codepig
  02/26/26
op, you hypo is poor at best. please go back and review your...
Marvelous new version hunting ground
  02/26/26
Dare I say... tp?
boyish codepig
  02/26/26
Enjoying this poast-moniker synergy FWIW
boyish codepig
  02/26/26


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Date: February 24th, 2026 2:54 PM
Author: vigorous fantasy-prone french chef

Starting right now, if you eat nothing but pizza for the next 4 years, you will get $750k, tax free, at the end of the 4 years.

Are you in?

Details:

You must procure your own pizza.

The pizza you eat must be generally what we think of in the US as pizza. So, e.g., no salad on top if you're missing leafy greens or whatever. You can't have dough with chocolate and ice cream on top if you want some chocolatey dessert.

You must eat evenly from each slice. So, e.g., if you're sick of cheese, you can't just pick off and eat only the pepperoni, discarding the rest.

You can't drink smoothies, milk shakes, protein powder drinks, and meal replacement-type drinks. Beyond that, you can drink whatever you want.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5837995&forum_id=2Reputation#49692044)



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Date: February 25th, 2026 11:32 AM
Author: concupiscible internal respiration fortuitous meteor

Fuck off with the "no salad on top" bullshit. Tons of places include arugula and other shit like that

And fuck right off with the idea, the utterance even, of "being sick of cheese" at any point...you sound like a sick pizza terrorist

You didn't clearly say one has to eat all the crust, so hell yes, what's the downside?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5837995&forum_id=2Reputation#49694171)



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Date: February 25th, 2026 11:42 AM
Author: honey-headed thirsty stage

can i have spinach and bell peppers as a topping?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5837995&forum_id=2Reputation#49694203)



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Date: February 25th, 2026 8:20 PM
Author: stimulating ruby lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5837995&forum_id=2Reputation#49695446)



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Date: February 24th, 2026 2:55 PM
Author: slimy frozen hell patrolman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5837995&forum_id=2Reputation#49692049)



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Date: February 24th, 2026 3:02 PM
Author: vigorous fantasy-prone french chef

Are you in? There's a difference between "eating a lot of pizza" and eating nothing but pizza for 4 straight years.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5837995&forum_id=2Reputation#49692061)



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Date: February 24th, 2026 3:03 PM
Author: slimy frozen hell patrolman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5837995&forum_id=2Reputation#49692062)



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Date: February 24th, 2026 3:06 PM
Author: vigorous fantasy-prone french chef

ljl

What percent of your non-liquid calories those years came from pizza?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5837995&forum_id=2Reputation#49692067)



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Date: February 24th, 2026 3:55 PM
Author: slimy frozen hell patrolman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5837995&forum_id=2Reputation#49692188)



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Date: February 24th, 2026 5:10 PM
Author: vigorous fantasy-prone french chef

Do you look back on that fondly?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5837995&forum_id=2Reputation#49692373)



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Date: February 24th, 2026 5:12 PM
Author: slimy frozen hell patrolman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5837995&forum_id=2Reputation#49692377)



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Date: February 24th, 2026 5:16 PM
Author: vigorous fantasy-prone french chef

Those were the salad days. Or, the pizza days, depending on how you look at it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5837995&forum_id=2Reputation#49692389)



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Date: February 24th, 2026 3:07 PM
Author: Flatulent school cafeteria faggot firefighter

>no salad on top if you're missing leafy greens or whatever

Taco pizza is a thing

>You can't have dough with chocolate

Dessert pizza is a thing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5837995&forum_id=2Reputation#49692070)



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Date: February 24th, 2026 3:12 PM
Author: vigorous fantasy-prone french chef

My are country relatives make "veggie pizza" for gatherings. It's canned dough with cream cheese and a few dried out pieces of broccoli or carrot on top. I think they put it out because they think it's good to get some vegatables, but it's gotta be ridiculously unhealthy.

Anyway, for purposes of this hypo, that sort of "veggie pizza" and dessert pizza and taco pizza are all out. Standard pizzas only. Are you in?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5837995&forum_id=2Reputation#49692088)



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Date: February 24th, 2026 3:19 PM
Author: green state trump supporter

there are plenty of weirdo pizza places that make vegan and veggie pizza. if it's a pizza place and they're calling it pizza then it should count otherwise the whole thing becomes confusing.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5837995&forum_id=2Reputation#49692104)



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Date: February 24th, 2026 3:33 PM
Author: vigorous fantasy-prone french chef

Standard pizzas only. Otherwise you could find (or make) any sort of pizza you want, then it's not much of a challenge at all.

People generally have a fine sense of what counts as a regular, US, standard pizza. Those are what you can eat.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5837995&forum_id=2Reputation#49692122)



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Date: February 24th, 2026 3:24 PM
Author: Flatulent school cafeteria faggot firefighter

I bet next you'll tell me I can't throw some eggs on top and have a breakfast pizza.

Fuck you, I'm out

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5837995&forum_id=2Reputation#49692107)



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Date: February 24th, 2026 3:33 PM
Author: vigorous fantasy-prone french chef

That's precisely what I'm telling you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5837995&forum_id=2Reputation#49692124)



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Date: February 24th, 2026 3:07 PM
Author: Sienna misunderstood orchestra pit scourge upon the earth

are fiber supplements allowed? what happens if i chicken out after a year if my heart is about to explode or whatever?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5837995&forum_id=2Reputation#49692071)



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Date: February 24th, 2026 3:13 PM
Author: vigorous fantasy-prone french chef

Fiber supplements: No. But, you could have prune juice or apple juice or whatever.

You can quit any time you'd like. You won't get paid, however, unless you complete the whole challenge. You'll always have the memories, though.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5837995&forum_id=2Reputation#49692091)



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Date: February 24th, 2026 4:11 PM
Author: Sienna misunderstood orchestra pit scourge upon the earth

If I can quit anytime I like fuck yeah. Free 750k. Just get frequent checkups

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5837995&forum_id=2Reputation#49692232)



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Date: February 24th, 2026 5:11 PM
Author: vigorous fantasy-prone french chef

180. But, what's a check up going to do? Tell you your fraud "cholesterol" is through the roof after 12 months? Then what? Better to slide and let do.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5837995&forum_id=2Reputation#49692376)



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Date: February 24th, 2026 5:13 PM
Author: Sienna misunderstood orchestra pit scourge upon the earth

Sure. That or a calcium scan or monitoring for diabeetus or whatever the fuck can happen when you eat straight garbage for a year.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5837995&forum_id=2Reputation#49692380)



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Date: February 24th, 2026 5:18 PM
Author: vigorous fantasy-prone french chef

I think the real problem is how easy it is to eat excessive calories, assuming you avod high-preservative, low quality, mass market pizza. High quality fresh dough, cheese, and tomato sauce limited to 2000 calories a day or less--plus some peppers and meat on top--is probably a healthier diet than 95% of Americans.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5837995&forum_id=2Reputation#49692395)



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Date: February 25th, 2026 11:45 AM
Author: honey-headed thirsty stage

if prune juice is allowed, then this is a really easy yes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5837995&forum_id=2Reputation#49694207)



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Date: February 25th, 2026 11:51 AM
Author: wild orchid headpube bawdyhouse

one of the odder posts to come out of xo in recent memory

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5837995&forum_id=2Reputation#49694220)



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Date: February 24th, 2026 3:10 PM
Author: Mint fiercely-loyal location

i like pizza but this sounds awful, i'm out.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5837995&forum_id=2Reputation#49692083)



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Date: February 24th, 2026 3:15 PM
Author: vigorous fantasy-prone french chef

$750k is a lot of dough

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5837995&forum_id=2Reputation#49692097)



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Date: February 24th, 2026 3:25 PM
Author: Mint fiercely-loyal location



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5837995&forum_id=2Reputation#49692110)



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Date: February 24th, 2026 3:11 PM
Author: green state trump supporter

sign me up

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5837995&forum_id=2Reputation#49692084)



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Date: February 24th, 2026 3:15 PM
Author: vigorous fantasy-prone french chef

180

What's your strategy?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5837995&forum_id=2Reputation#49692099)



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Date: February 24th, 2026 3:17 PM
Author: green state trump supporter

eat pizza. get creative with it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5837995&forum_id=2Reputation#49692103)



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Date: February 24th, 2026 4:12 PM
Author: Sienna misunderstood orchestra pit scourge upon the earth

Put pizza in vagine

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5837995&forum_id=2Reputation#49692234)



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Date: February 25th, 2026 4:31 PM
Author: green state trump supporter

this hypo is easy as fuck btw. it actually becomes challenging if all you can drink is water, miller lite, and diet coke

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5837995&forum_id=2Reputation#49694942)



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Date: February 24th, 2026 3:20 PM
Author: Hairraiser Sandwich Menage

Had a roommate in college who did this, he wouldn't even refrigerate the pizza he just left it on the counter. Never saw him eat anything else. Thin tall dude

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5837995&forum_id=2Reputation#49692105)



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Date: February 24th, 2026 3:34 PM
Author: vigorous fantasy-prone french chef

Where is he now?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5837995&forum_id=2Reputation#49692125)



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Date: February 24th, 2026 3:48 PM
Author: Hairraiser Sandwich Menage

Some corporate gig w/ TaylorMade last I heard

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5837995&forum_id=2Reputation#49692172)



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Date: February 24th, 2026 5:12 PM
Author: vigorous fantasy-prone french chef

Sounds like a sweet gig. I had a friend in UG who liked to imbibe. He moved to Colorado and got a corporate gig with Coors. If you are going to work a white collar job, that doesn't sound like a bad way to do it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5837995&forum_id=2Reputation#49692379)



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Date: February 24th, 2026 3:55 PM
Author: Galvanic effete church building double fault

this is easy:

https://www.vice.com/en/article/this-man-has-survived-on-pizza-alone-for-25-years/

this guy ate pizza for 25 yrs and he buys shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5837995&forum_id=2Reputation#49692189)



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Date: February 24th, 2026 4:00 PM
Author: slimy frozen hell patrolman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5837995&forum_id=2Reputation#49692201)



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Date: February 24th, 2026 4:14 PM
Author: Sienna misunderstood orchestra pit scourge upon the earth

When I first got diabetes tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5837995&forum_id=2Reputation#49692235)



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Date: February 24th, 2026 5:12 PM
Author: green state trump supporter

you seem jewish

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5837995&forum_id=2Reputation#49692378)



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Date: February 24th, 2026 5:14 PM
Author: vigorous fantasy-prone french chef

This guy is a hero charting his own course: "Beyond the fact that his diet is completely horrifying, he also has diabetes and frequently gets low blood sugar. When his blood sugar dips into the danger zone, it sometimes results in his blacking out on the kitchen floor in his underwear with frozen food scattered around him. There was that one time he bought a new car and then blacked out on the drive home."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5837995&forum_id=2Reputation#49692387)



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Date: February 24th, 2026 5:29 PM
Author: Galvanic effete church building double fault

blacking out on the kitchen floor in his underwear with frozen food scattered around him tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5837995&forum_id=2Reputation#49692427)



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Date: February 25th, 2026 10:58 AM
Author: Cowardly exhilarant spot

irl lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5837995&forum_id=2Reputation#49694095)



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Date: February 24th, 2026 5:24 PM
Author: Hairraiser Sandwich Menage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5837995&forum_id=2Reputation#49692416)



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Date: February 24th, 2026 5:14 PM
Author: Orange Territorial Trailer Park Doctorate

Good hypo. Would have been an ecstatic yes 10 years ago. Now, don't think so. Good and varied food is too big a part of my enjoyment of life now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5837995&forum_id=2Reputation#49692386)



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Date: February 24th, 2026 5:19 PM
Author: vigorous fantasy-prone french chef

Why not? Pizza is delicious, there are plenty of toppings and styles you can mix it up with, and three years isn't that long.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5837995&forum_id=2Reputation#49692398)



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Date: February 24th, 2026 5:20 PM
Author: Orange Territorial Trailer Park Doctorate

I'm only in the mood for salty food part of the time. Some of the time the thought of it is repulsive.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5837995&forum_id=2Reputation#49692401)



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Date: February 24th, 2026 5:26 PM
Author: vigorous fantasy-prone french chef

You don't have to eat the pizza. You just can't eat anything else.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5837995&forum_id=2Reputation#49692421)



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Date: February 24th, 2026 5:16 PM
Author: Cracking fishy private investor

will you accept a check?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5837995&forum_id=2Reputation#49692390)



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Date: February 24th, 2026 5:19 PM
Author: vigorous fantasy-prone french chef

LJL. Only local checks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5837995&forum_id=2Reputation#49692399)



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Date: February 25th, 2026 4:19 PM
Author: boyish codepig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5837995&forum_id=2Reputation#49694929)



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Date: February 24th, 2026 5:24 PM
Author: citrine famous landscape painting nursing home

No smoothies or protein drinks? I'm out

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5837995&forum_id=2Reputation#49692417)



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Date: February 24th, 2026 5:25 PM
Author: vigorous fantasy-prone french chef

Why? You can get vitamins from juice. And you can go way more than enough protein from meat and cheese on the pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5837995&forum_id=2Reputation#49692420)



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Date: February 24th, 2026 5:28 PM
Author: citrine famous landscape painting nursing home

Can i make my own pizza from scratch?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5837995&forum_id=2Reputation#49692425)



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Date: February 24th, 2026 5:43 PM
Author: vigorous fantasy-prone french chef

Absolutely. Subject, of course, to the requirement that you can't stray from what would be considered within the realm of a normal pizza in the US.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5837995&forum_id=2Reputation#49692475)



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Date: February 24th, 2026 6:00 PM
Author: citrine famous landscape painting nursing home

Ok, im in

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5837995&forum_id=2Reputation#49692500)



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Date: February 24th, 2026 6:06 PM
Author: Flatulent school cafeteria faggot firefighter

He's gonna take away your $750k if you use the wrong cheese

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5837995&forum_id=2Reputation#49692515)



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Date: February 24th, 2026 6:27 PM
Author: vigorous fantasy-prone french chef

I support my xo bros and I want them to succeed and get in everywhere they apply.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5837995&forum_id=2Reputation#49692560)



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Date: February 24th, 2026 7:00 PM
Author: Abusive cumskin sex offender

What a fucking retarded question please kill urself

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5837995&forum_id=2Reputation#49692612)



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Date: February 24th, 2026 7:02 PM
Author: slimy frozen hell patrolman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5837995&forum_id=2Reputation#49692617)



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Date: February 24th, 2026 7:05 PM
Author: Abusive cumskin sex offender

No offense intended

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5837995&forum_id=2Reputation#49692621)



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Date: February 25th, 2026 12:07 PM
Author: citrine famous landscape painting nursing home

How so?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5837995&forum_id=2Reputation#49694254)



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Date: February 24th, 2026 7:00 PM
Author: Abusive cumskin sex offender

No but thanks anyway

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5837995&forum_id=2Reputation#49692615)



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Date: February 24th, 2026 7:21 PM
Author: peach coffee pot psychic

Yes. I’d do this. I’d get a pizza once a week and drop 200 lbs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5837995&forum_id=2Reputation#49692658)



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Date: February 25th, 2026 9:30 AM
Author: Sienna misunderstood orchestra pit scourge upon the earth

You could do that right now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5837995&forum_id=2Reputation#49693928)



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Date: February 24th, 2026 7:45 PM
Author: Impertinent gas station

You can probably avoid the health issues if you just make your own pizza with ingredients that you pick. Not sure how expensive that ends up being though.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5837995&forum_id=2Reputation#49692719)



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Date: February 25th, 2026 9:27 AM
Author: vigorous fantasy-prone french chef

CR. And it's likely no more than the average American spends on food anyway.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5837995&forum_id=2Reputation#49693910)



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Date: February 24th, 2026 8:04 PM
Author: Dashing rose senate black woman

Not hard to make pizza healthy with various meats and vegetables

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5837995&forum_id=2Reputation#49692754)



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Date: February 24th, 2026 8:06 PM
Author: alcoholic titillating hairy legs

Yes. I'd get a really good pizza oven and start cranking out breakfast pizzas & really varied pizzas (sweet, savory, lots of different bases/cheese blends, etc.) every day. It'd be easy and reasonably healthy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5837995&forum_id=2Reputation#49692762)



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Date: February 25th, 2026 9:31 AM
Author: Sienna misunderstood orchestra pit scourge upon the earth

Nigga those arent "pizzas" you can't slap random ingredients on a circle and call it a pizza. OP clearly means red blooded American pizzas with a cheese and tomato sauce base

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5837995&forum_id=2Reputation#49693932)



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Date: February 25th, 2026 9:34 AM
Author: wild orchid headpube bawdyhouse

cr i eat pizza with tomato and arugula but he seems to expressly exclude this in favor of 3 xl meat lovers pizza from pizza hut a day

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5837995&forum_id=2Reputation#49693939)



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Date: February 25th, 2026 9:36 AM
Author: Sienna misunderstood orchestra pit scourge upon the earth

People itt are OUTRAGED you can't throw a BLT or scrambled eggs on some circle bread and call it a "pizza"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5837995&forum_id=2Reputation#49693945)



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Date: February 25th, 2026 9:44 AM
Author: vigorous fantasy-prone french chef

CR. People go to law school because their aunt told them they were good at arguing, then they come in here and try to fight the hypo.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5837995&forum_id=2Reputation#49693960)



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Date: February 25th, 2026 9:48 AM
Author: wild orchid headpube bawdyhouse

lol the hypo was posited by some kid in Jonesboro who dreams of visiting Little Rock one day

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5837995&forum_id=2Reputation#49693972)



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Date: February 25th, 2026 9:49 AM
Author: Sienna misunderstood orchestra pit scourge upon the earth

Hello saar how could you reject my chicken vindaloo on naan as not being a pizza saar that is veddy culturally insensitive

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5837995&forum_id=2Reputation#49693976)



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Date: February 25th, 2026 9:46 AM
Author: vigorous fantasy-prone french chef

A pizza with a couple arugula leaves and a couple slices of prosciutto is within the bounds of normal pizza for purposes of the hypo. Loading up a piece of bread with an arugula salad on top is not.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5837995&forum_id=2Reputation#49693969)



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Date: February 25th, 2026 10:48 AM
Author: alcoholic titillating hairy legs

what about a white pizza? what if you want a scrambled egg pizza with a hot sauce base and cheddar cheese?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5837995&forum_id=2Reputation#49694075)



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Date: February 25th, 2026 10:54 AM
Author: Sienna misunderstood orchestra pit scourge upon the earth

Jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5837995&forum_id=2Reputation#49694092)



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Date: February 25th, 2026 11:30 AM
Author: vigorous fantasy-prone french chef

White pizza is fine

Pizza with egg or a "hot sauce base" are ljl no. A little hot sauce on the pizza or experimenting with a little cheddar in the cheese blend are OK.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5837995&forum_id=2Reputation#49694167)



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Date: February 25th, 2026 11:37 AM
Author: alcoholic titillating hairy legs

what about a bbq chicken pizza? by custom, like a white pizza, it uses a different base: barbecue sauce. It's barbecue sauce, 4 cheese blend, bbq chicken, and red onion.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5837995&forum_id=2Reputation#49694187)



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Date: February 25th, 2026 11:41 AM
Author: Sienna misunderstood orchestra pit scourge upon the earth

You're banned from this thread. You clearly don't have what it takes to earn the 750k.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5837995&forum_id=2Reputation#49694200)



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Date: February 25th, 2026 11:42 AM
Author: alcoholic titillating hairy legs

it's not my fault it's a lazy hypo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5837995&forum_id=2Reputation#49694202)



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Date: February 25th, 2026 11:44 AM
Author: Sienna misunderstood orchestra pit scourge upon the earth

(guy who can't live without faggy "pizza"s losing out on his 750k to chads happy willing to eat God's Own Pepperoni Pizza every day for years)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5837995&forum_id=2Reputation#49694205)



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Date: February 25th, 2026 12:01 PM
Author: honey-headed thirsty stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5837995&forum_id=2Reputation#49694239)



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Date: February 25th, 2026 4:08 PM
Author: concupiscible internal respiration fortuitous meteor

You're an idiot for signing on to the equivalent of an Alabama redneck trying to define pizza. I'm embarrassed for you by all the nonsense you're saying ITT

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5837995&forum_id=2Reputation#49694905)



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Date: February 25th, 2026 4:11 PM
Author: Sienna misunderstood orchestra pit scourge upon the earth

"I can't, my faggy pizzas!"

Grow some fucking balls and eat a Made in America slice of Pepperoni Pizza you lisping coastal elite.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5837995&forum_id=2Reputation#49694910)



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Date: February 26th, 2026 9:56 AM
Author: concupiscible internal respiration fortuitous meteor

Or try traveling and see what is considered pizza in places like, oh, I dunno, fucking Italy, you dumb redneck piece of garbage

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5837995&forum_id=2Reputation#49696283)



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Date: February 26th, 2026 10:22 AM
Author: Sienna misunderstood orchestra pit scourge upon the earth

This thread is the gold standard for how xo is a huge fucking fraud when it comes to everyone here trying to portray themselves as Simple Honest MAGA Proles. Bunch of fancy faggots who can't eat a slice of pep every day for years for 750k.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5837995&forum_id=2Reputation#49696353)



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Date: February 25th, 2026 11:52 AM
Author: Hairraiser Sandwich Menage

Btw last time I ate pizza was like 2 years ago I had spent all day skiing and came home with a 6 pack of beer and a large pie and settled down to watch the Afc Championship game and after a few slices I got a high heart rate warning from my apple watch I'm a very fit guy I think pizza has too much salt idk

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5837995&forum_id=2Reputation#49694224)



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Date: February 25th, 2026 12:02 PM
Author: concupiscible internal respiration fortuitous meteor

I made homemade pizza last night. Was 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5837995&forum_id=2Reputation#49694241)



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Date: February 25th, 2026 12:16 PM
Author: vigorous fantasy-prone french chef

So you're in, right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5837995&forum_id=2Reputation#49694270)



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Date: February 25th, 2026 8:10 PM
Author: boyish codepig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5837995&forum_id=2Reputation#49695412)



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Date: February 25th, 2026 5:31 PM
Author: buff degenerate

I’m confident that homemade pizza with no-filler dough, real tomatoes, real cheese, peppers, broccoli, good chicken or ground beef is healthier than what I eat on the average day or a typical American diet. I also would not tire of pizza. Easy yes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5837995&forum_id=2Reputation#49695077)



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Date: February 25th, 2026 8:35 PM
Author: boyish codepig

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5837995&forum_id=2Reputation#49695512)



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Date: February 26th, 2026 10:03 AM
Author: wild orchid headpube bawdyhouse

stop putting chicken on pizza you absolute pyschopaths are you californian

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5837995&forum_id=2Reputation#49696300)



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Date: February 26th, 2026 10:07 AM
Author: boyish codepig

Been too long since I've been to California Pizza Kitchen, tyvmft subliminal reminder (ironically I've never had chicken on pizza but have always liked their location near Old Town Pasadena for whatever reason)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5837995&forum_id=2Reputation#49696307)



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Date: February 26th, 2026 10:10 AM
Author: wild orchid headpube bawdyhouse

i think of CPK every time I read one of tsinah's bizarre ass menu items

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5837995&forum_id=2Reputation#49696317)



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Date: February 26th, 2026 10:16 AM
Author: boyish codepig

ZOZO and IRL meeting in ethereal transcendence like Michelangelo's Creation of Adam / Rachmiel's Creation of Autoadmit

For me it's Chipotle and thinking of how fortunate I am to afford guacamole EVERY time, lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5837995&forum_id=2Reputation#49696329)



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Date: February 26th, 2026 2:07 PM
Author: buff degenerate

I love pep pizza or a classic margarita, but to survive the year I’m going to need some lean protein. NYC slice places widely sell chicken pizza; it is now part of the canon. Deal with it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5837995&forum_id=2Reputation#49697113)



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Date: February 26th, 2026 4:14 PM
Author: boyish codepig

I really like it here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5837995&forum_id=2Reputation#49697473)



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Date: February 26th, 2026 4:15 PM
Author: boyish codepig

it is now part of the canon tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5837995&forum_id=2Reputation#49697477)



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Date: February 26th, 2026 10:18 AM
Author: Marvelous new version hunting ground

op, you hypo is poor at best. please go back and review your criteria, method, outcome and incentive. I would maybe eat pizza for 4 months for that reward, but what you have suggested is, I mean, COME ON

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5837995&forum_id=2Reputation#49696337)



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Date: February 26th, 2026 10:32 AM
Author: boyish codepig

Dare I say...

tp?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5837995&forum_id=2Reputation#49696380)



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Date: February 26th, 2026 10:32 AM
Author: boyish codepig

Enjoying this poast-moniker synergy FWIW

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5837995&forum_id=2Reputation#49696382)