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anyone else completely addicted to seltzer water

it's all i drink anymore i've temporarily quit a few time...
Aromatic lilac chad
  03/06/26
1 per day for me for 12 years. Why would you “quit&rdq...
swashbuckling self-absorbed state lettuce
  03/06/26
I drink tap water with ice because I'm American
Galvanic Organic Girlfriend
  03/06/26
*briefcase of gulab jamin falls out*
Wine chapel ape
  03/06/26
I don't think you understand how America outside of NYC Juda...
Galvanic Organic Girlfriend
  03/06/26
you're obviously an angry brownoid
Wine chapel ape
  03/06/26
try asking for "water" at any american restaurant ...
Galvanic Organic Girlfriend
  03/06/26
you seem to be esl. let me help you. YOU'RE a brownoid
Wine chapel ape
  03/06/26
sure man if you believe it's real it is real, but you can't ...
Galvanic Organic Girlfriend
  03/06/26
wife is. she's keeping sodastream in business. 2-3 bottles o...
Wine chapel ape
  03/06/26
ive always been a seltzermo because my family was soda prole...
aphrodisiac fortuitous meteor
  03/06/26
You are such a house nigger lmao. I once wrote a thread abou...
soul-stirring up-to-no-good gay wizard
  03/06/26
ive poasted a lot of scholarship on my proleness. it's not l...
aphrodisiac fortuitous meteor
  03/06/26
No. We talked about this. You can only see a little prole. ...
soul-stirring up-to-no-good gay wizard
  03/06/26
i edited that in in like .2 secs you catty fag. it wasnt som...
aphrodisiac fortuitous meteor
  03/06/26
There is no such thing as an ascended prole. You cannot exis...
Galvanic Organic Girlfriend
  03/06/26
im not. that would be like saying a foreigner is identical t...
aphrodisiac fortuitous meteor
  03/06/26
Y9u're not Tocqueville. You are a prole with slightly more m...
soul-stirring up-to-no-good gay wizard
  03/06/26
when the fuck did i say anything like that? what have i c...
aphrodisiac fortuitous meteor
  03/06/26
great sub thread, 180s to everyone involved, I really like i...
idiotic cruel-hearted orchestra pit
  03/06/26
its like how a foreigner is most qualified to describe the d...
soul-stirring up-to-no-good gay wizard
  03/06/26
now that i know you're obsessively refreshing threads ill be...
aphrodisiac fortuitous meteor
  03/06/26
Go back to rEDdIT
soul-stirring up-to-no-good gay wizard
  03/06/26
dont be mad i pwned you with irrefutable logic. this is why ...
aphrodisiac fortuitous meteor
  03/06/26
wow, gunnerattt ahead of the curve as usual is there anyt...
Aromatic lilac chad
  03/06/26
was addicted all last summer, it was a 180 summer
Buck-toothed field
  03/06/26
https://ibb.co/Wp49g9c8
Supple theatre
  03/06/26
adolf hitler would have drank 8+ seltzer waters a day and he...
Aromatic lilac chad
  03/06/26
Hitler Pampelmousse.
Supple theatre
  03/06/26
180
Aromatic lilac chad
  03/06/26
Favorite brand? Thoughts on sparkling water?
Chartreuse boiling water
  03/06/26
i drink my local store brand because it's literally 1/2 the ...
Aromatic lilac chad
  03/06/26
Yes. We go through cases from Costco.
Fighting Ladyboy Cruise Ship
  03/06/26
my wife is addicted to buying seltzer water then never drink...
Stubborn arousing set liquid oxygen
  03/06/26
yeah women love this shit all the 180 people in the world...
Aromatic lilac chad
  03/06/26
(Continental Socialist)
Galvanic Organic Girlfriend
  03/06/26
I very very very very highly recommend you NOT drink seltzer...
Beady-eyed Bipolar Wagecucks
  03/06/26
really? i thought metal cans have *less* chemicals than plas...
Aromatic lilac chad
  03/06/26
JFC tard. Don't drink out of plastic or composite containers...
Beady-eyed Bipolar Wagecucks
  03/06/26
I find fizzy water much more refreshing than plain water and...
idiotic cruel-hearted orchestra pit
  03/06/26
San Pelegrino is exactly what gunnerat would describe as how...
soul-stirring up-to-no-good gay wizard
  03/06/26
...
Aromatic lilac chad
  03/06/26
Sorry I ruined your thread BTW. Gunnerat just makes me so da...
soul-stirring up-to-no-good gay wizard
  03/06/26
no it's definitely gunnerattt's fault as usual
Aromatic lilac chad
  03/06/26
wait a second, San Pelegrino is a good water with a pleasant...
idiotic cruel-hearted orchestra pit
  03/06/26
Enjoy your peroni and aperol spritz proleass fancy prole
soul-stirring up-to-no-good gay wizard
  03/06/26
It destroys your teeth I have heard. The acid or something.
crimson bateful nowag
  03/06/26
I actually asked a dentist about this and they said no. Was ...
Vivacious house-broken newt
  03/06/26
He heard a cash register noise as you asked, he's got a cust...
crimson bateful nowag
  03/06/26
Fair point. I got fucking owned!!
Vivacious house-broken newt
  03/06/26
Whoa. Incel is credited for once Co2 becomes carbonic ac...
Cordovan house
  03/06/26
I drink spendrifts almost exclusively
Chest-beating Double Fault Meetinghouse
  03/06/26
...
twinkling mentally impaired hell
  03/06/26
Bunch of fuckin fag communists on this board.
Galvanic Organic Girlfriend
  03/06/26
your brown every White person drinks this stuff now. sorr...
Aromatic lilac chad
  03/06/26
(asks for a humble bottle of pellegrino at local buffet) ...
Galvanic Organic Girlfriend
  03/06/26
i prefer pellegrino these days
Floppy slap-happy hall ratface
  03/06/26
...
Salmon curious theater boltzmann
  03/06/26
i like to mix my wine with la croix (but not while working o...
Provocative autistic parlour blood rage
  03/06/26
never tried this but i have thought about it before is it...
Aromatic lilac chad
  03/06/26
not really “good” in terms of flavor but it work...
Provocative autistic parlour blood rage
  03/06/26
Fizzy water sure is crazy
Aromatic lilac chad
  03/06/26


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Date: March 6th, 2026 10:55 AM
Author: Aromatic lilac chad

it's all i drink anymore

i've temporarily quit a few times but i always come crawling back. it's just too fucking good

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5842286&forum_id=2Reputation#49720679)



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Date: March 6th, 2026 10:58 AM
Author: swashbuckling self-absorbed state lettuce

1 per day for me for 12 years. Why would you “quit”?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5842286&forum_id=2Reputation#49720688)



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Date: March 6th, 2026 11:00 AM
Author: Galvanic Organic Girlfriend

I drink tap water with ice because I'm American

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5842286&forum_id=2Reputation#49720698)



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Date: March 6th, 2026 11:01 AM
Author: Wine chapel ape

*briefcase of gulab jamin falls out*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5842286&forum_id=2Reputation#49720703)



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Date: March 6th, 2026 11:02 AM
Author: Galvanic Organic Girlfriend

I don't think you understand how America outside of NYC Judaism works

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5842286&forum_id=2Reputation#49720709)



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Date: March 6th, 2026 11:04 AM
Author: Wine chapel ape

you're obviously an angry brownoid

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5842286&forum_id=2Reputation#49720714)



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Date: March 6th, 2026 11:09 AM
Author: Galvanic Organic Girlfriend

try asking for "water" at any american restaurant that isn't "karma sushi"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5842286&forum_id=2Reputation#49720729)



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Date: March 6th, 2026 11:27 AM
Author: Wine chapel ape

you seem to be esl. let me help you. YOU'RE a brownoid

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5842286&forum_id=2Reputation#49720804)



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Date: March 6th, 2026 11:34 AM
Author: Galvanic Organic Girlfriend

sure man if you believe it's real it is real, but you can't hide behind "hehe brownoid" in an attempt to deflect from your odious kikedom.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5842286&forum_id=2Reputation#49720824)



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Date: March 6th, 2026 11:00 AM
Author: Wine chapel ape

wife is. she's keeping sodastream in business. 2-3 bottles of sodastream a day

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5842286&forum_id=2Reputation#49720700)



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Date: March 6th, 2026 11:00 AM
Author: aphrodisiac fortuitous meteor

ive always been a seltzermo because my family was soda proles and flat water doesn't feel right to me. some nigger mocked me for it back in like 2005 saying "aint that wat oregnant women drink!?" but now everyone does!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5842286&forum_id=2Reputation#49720702)



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Date: March 6th, 2026 11:08 AM
Author: soul-stirring up-to-no-good gay wizard

You are such a house nigger lmao. I once wrote a thread about how prole you are just based on my prole or not prole threads

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5842286&forum_id=2Reputation#49720728)



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Date: March 6th, 2026 11:25 AM
Author: aphrodisiac fortuitous meteor

ive poasted a lot of scholarship on my proleness. it's not like its something i dont own.

link to thread?

being prole makes me the most qualified to weigh in on prole/not prole.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5842286&forum_id=2Reputation#49720801)



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Date: March 6th, 2026 11:32 AM
Author: soul-stirring up-to-no-good gay wizard

No. We talked about this. You can only see a little prole. You cannot see what non proles see as prole. You are the least qualified here.

Editing your posts is paf btw

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5842286&forum_id=2Reputation#49720819)



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Date: March 6th, 2026 11:38 AM
Author: aphrodisiac fortuitous meteor

i edited that in in like .2 secs you catty fag. it wasnt some pathetic stealth edit that alters the meaning of the poast overall.

i disagee because im an ascended prole and float in prestigious circles now. its like how a foreigner is most qualified to describe the differences between their native and adoptive home.

and how would it be different if i was a bluebood prestigemo?! that person would be just as unqualified to opine on whats prole. are you an adoptive prole? downwardly mlbile blueblood living in the trailer park now?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5842286&forum_id=2Reputation#49720838)



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Date: March 6th, 2026 11:42 AM
Author: Galvanic Organic Girlfriend

There is no such thing as an ascended prole. You cannot exist in both spheres at once. Refusing to accept you are No Longer Prole is itself Prole.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5842286&forum_id=2Reputation#49720844)



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Date: March 6th, 2026 11:44 AM
Author: aphrodisiac fortuitous meteor

im not. that would be like saying a foreigner is identical to a native.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5842286&forum_id=2Reputation#49720850)



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Date: March 6th, 2026 11:48 AM
Author: soul-stirring up-to-no-good gay wizard

Y9u're not Tocqueville. You are a prole with slightly more money than you had 2 years ago. It's why you defend cslg on here. Biggest room on Caribbean cruise equals elite af.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5842286&forum_id=2Reputation#49720861)



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Date: March 6th, 2026 11:52 AM
Author: aphrodisiac fortuitous meteor

when the fuck did i say anything like that?

what have i claimed is prestigious that you disagree with?

you're just being a catty feuding fag because thats the raison d'etre of fags (i learned raison d'etre in ascended prole finishing school)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5842286&forum_id=2Reputation#49720877)



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Date: March 6th, 2026 11:59 AM
Author: idiotic cruel-hearted orchestra pit

great sub thread, 180s to everyone involved, I really like it here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5842286&forum_id=2Reputation#49720889)



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Date: March 6th, 2026 12:42 PM
Author: soul-stirring up-to-no-good gay wizard

its like how a foreigner is most qualified to describe the differences between their native and adoptive home.

Unless you edit again tbf



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5842286&forum_id=2Reputation#49721028)



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Date: March 6th, 2026 1:03 PM
Author: aphrodisiac fortuitous meteor

now that i know you're obsessively refreshing threads ill be careful not to add things even .2 seconds after i hit poast. mea culpa.

btw this is extremely prole. the prestigious thing to do would be to at least feign nonchalance rather than exposing that you're manically dialed in.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5842286&forum_id=2Reputation#49721100)



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Date: March 6th, 2026 11:42 AM
Author: soul-stirring up-to-no-good gay wizard

Go back to rEDdIT

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5842286&forum_id=2Reputation#49720846)



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Date: March 6th, 2026 11:46 AM
Author: aphrodisiac fortuitous meteor

dont be mad i pwned you with irrefutable logic. this is why km ascendant and why you're brutally regressing to the mean.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5842286&forum_id=2Reputation#49720853)



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Date: March 6th, 2026 11:22 AM
Author: Aromatic lilac chad

wow, gunnerattt ahead of the curve as usual

is there anything this guy can't do?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5842286&forum_id=2Reputation#49720792)



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Date: March 6th, 2026 11:13 AM
Author: Buck-toothed field

was addicted all last summer, it was a 180 summer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5842286&forum_id=2Reputation#49720744)



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Date: March 6th, 2026 11:16 AM
Author: Supple theatre

https://ibb.co/Wp49g9c8

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5842286&forum_id=2Reputation#49720760)



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Date: March 6th, 2026 11:22 AM
Author: Aromatic lilac chad

adolf hitler would have drank 8+ seltzer waters a day and he would have had the same favorite flavors as me

fact

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5842286&forum_id=2Reputation#49720789)



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Date: March 6th, 2026 11:36 AM
Author: Supple theatre

Hitler Pampelmousse.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5842286&forum_id=2Reputation#49720830)



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Date: March 6th, 2026 11:50 AM
Author: Aromatic lilac chad

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5842286&forum_id=2Reputation#49720866)



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Date: March 6th, 2026 11:26 AM
Author: Chartreuse boiling water

Favorite brand?

Thoughts on sparkling water?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5842286&forum_id=2Reputation#49720802)



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Date: March 6th, 2026 11:29 AM
Author: Aromatic lilac chad

i drink my local store brand because it's literally 1/2 the price of name brands and 95% as good as them

lime is the best flavor by far imo

sparkling water is good and i get it sometimes at restaurants for fun if they have it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5842286&forum_id=2Reputation#49720808)



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Date: March 6th, 2026 11:31 AM
Author: Fighting Ladyboy Cruise Ship

Yes. We go through cases from Costco.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5842286&forum_id=2Reputation#49720816)



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Date: March 6th, 2026 11:38 AM
Author: Stubborn arousing set liquid oxygen

my wife is addicted to buying seltzer water then never drinking it because it tastes like shit and having it take up space in our fridge/pantry for months before i finally toss all of it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5842286&forum_id=2Reputation#49720835)



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Date: March 6th, 2026 11:56 AM
Author: Aromatic lilac chad

yeah women love this shit

all the 180 people in the world do (me, women, others)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5842286&forum_id=2Reputation#49720883)



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Date: March 6th, 2026 11:57 AM
Author: Galvanic Organic Girlfriend

(Continental Socialist)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5842286&forum_id=2Reputation#49720885)



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Date: March 6th, 2026 11:57 AM
Author: Beady-eyed Bipolar Wagecucks

I very very very very highly recommend you NOT drink seltzer from a can. You're basically mainlining bisephanols, PFAS, syrene, formaldehyde, etc.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5842286&forum_id=2Reputation#49720887)



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Date: March 6th, 2026 12:03 PM
Author: Aromatic lilac chad

really? i thought metal cans have *less* chemicals than plastic and composite containers do

you got scholarship on this?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5842286&forum_id=2Reputation#49720906)



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Date: March 6th, 2026 12:11 PM
Author: Beady-eyed Bipolar Wagecucks

JFC tard. Don't drink out of plastic or composite containers either.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5842286&forum_id=2Reputation#49720940)



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Date: March 6th, 2026 12:01 PM
Author: idiotic cruel-hearted orchestra pit

I find fizzy water much more refreshing than plain water and I always have some in the fridge (usually the absolute cheapest I can find, occasionally some San Pelegrino)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5842286&forum_id=2Reputation#49720896)



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Date: March 6th, 2026 12:47 PM
Author: soul-stirring up-to-no-good gay wizard

San Pelegrino is exactly what gunnerat would describe as how he ascended from prole. Adding to my repertoire ty. Also included "white wine with fish" and socks just a hue off of pants.

Ascended paf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5842286&forum_id=2Reputation#49721049)



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Date: March 6th, 2026 12:48 PM
Author: Aromatic lilac chad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5842286&forum_id=2Reputation#49721053)



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Date: March 6th, 2026 12:49 PM
Author: soul-stirring up-to-no-good gay wizard

Sorry I ruined your thread BTW. Gunnerat just makes me so darn mad with his idea that he ascended

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5842286&forum_id=2Reputation#49721062)



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Date: March 6th, 2026 12:53 PM
Author: Aromatic lilac chad

no it's definitely gunnerattt's fault as usual

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5842286&forum_id=2Reputation#49721076)



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Date: March 6th, 2026 1:01 PM
Author: idiotic cruel-hearted orchestra pit

wait a second, San Pelegrino is a good water with a pleasant amount of carbonation, am I being called prole for this opinion????

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5842286&forum_id=2Reputation#49721091)



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Date: March 6th, 2026 4:25 PM
Author: soul-stirring up-to-no-good gay wizard

Enjoy your peroni and aperol spritz proleass fancy prole

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5842286&forum_id=2Reputation#49721778)



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Date: March 6th, 2026 12:49 PM
Author: crimson bateful nowag

It destroys your teeth I have heard. The acid or something.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5842286&forum_id=2Reputation#49721064)



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Date: March 6th, 2026 1:01 PM
Author: Vivacious house-broken newt

I actually asked a dentist about this and they said no. Was concerned because I drink like 4 or 5 cans of seltzer a day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5842286&forum_id=2Reputation#49721092)



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Date: March 6th, 2026 1:03 PM
Author: crimson bateful nowag

He heard a cash register noise as you asked, he's got a customer for life now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5842286&forum_id=2Reputation#49721098)



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Date: March 6th, 2026 1:15 PM
Author: Vivacious house-broken newt

Fair point. I got fucking owned!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5842286&forum_id=2Reputation#49721153)



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Date: March 6th, 2026 1:11 PM
Author: Cordovan house

Whoa. Incel is credited for once

Co2 becomes carbonic acid that dissolves teeth fastly

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5842286&forum_id=2Reputation#49721125)



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Date: March 6th, 2026 12:56 PM
Author: Chest-beating Double Fault Meetinghouse

I drink spendrifts almost exclusively

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5842286&forum_id=2Reputation#49721082)



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Date: March 6th, 2026 1:09 PM
Author: twinkling mentally impaired hell



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5842286&forum_id=2Reputation#49721115)



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Date: March 6th, 2026 1:12 PM
Author: Galvanic Organic Girlfriend

Bunch of fuckin fag communists on this board.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5842286&forum_id=2Reputation#49721132)



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Date: March 6th, 2026 3:23 PM
Author: Aromatic lilac chad

your brown

every White person drinks this stuff now. sorry, Champ

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5842286&forum_id=2Reputation#49721589)



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Date: March 6th, 2026 3:57 PM
Author: Galvanic Organic Girlfriend

(asks for a humble bottle of pellegrino at local buffet)

"What, are you people even White?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5842286&forum_id=2Reputation#49721681)



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Date: March 6th, 2026 3:21 PM
Author: Floppy slap-happy hall ratface

i prefer pellegrino these days

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5842286&forum_id=2Reputation#49721585)



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Date: March 6th, 2026 4:26 PM
Author: Salmon curious theater boltzmann



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5842286&forum_id=2Reputation#49721785)



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Date: March 6th, 2026 4:30 PM
Author: Provocative autistic parlour blood rage

i like to mix my wine with la croix (but not while working of course)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5842286&forum_id=2Reputation#49721798)



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Date: March 6th, 2026 4:45 PM
Author: Aromatic lilac chad

never tried this but i have thought about it before

is it actually good?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5842286&forum_id=2Reputation#49721862)



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Date: March 6th, 2026 9:23 PM
Author: Provocative autistic parlour blood rage

not really “good” in terms of flavor but it works if you can’t do beer or liquor

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5842286&forum_id=2Reputation#49722428)



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Date: March 6th, 2026 9:16 PM
Author: Aromatic lilac chad

Fizzy water sure is crazy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5842286&forum_id=2Reputation#49722420)