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Trump: "Open the Fuckin’ Strait. Praise be to Allah"

LoL he's totally furked Tuesday will be Power Plant Day...
crystalline garrison
  04/05/26
Open the fucking strait you crazy bastards.
Green school
  04/05/26
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appetizing bawdyhouse
  04/05/26
No, Birdshit
crystalline garrison
  04/05/26
Trumps only negotiating posture is endless threatening shit ...
crystalline garrison
  04/05/26
It's going to work. Just wait.
Green school
  04/05/26
No it will not, he forgot to use ALL CAPS
cream alcoholic ticket booth genital piercing
  04/05/26
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orange startled base queen of the night
  04/05/26
Lol
indecent vivacious area ratface
  04/05/26
how can u not love this man? the Madness of King Trump
awkward goal in life organic girlfriend
  04/05/26
imagine if kamala said this
crystalline garrison
  04/05/26
ever since I saw DJT rise from the dead on July 13, 2024-- I...
awkward goal in life organic girlfriend
  04/05/26
...
Green school
  04/05/26
whens he gonna hit the interim ayatollah w/ dat im gay
Aqua violent faggotry trailer park
  04/05/26
wait two weeks
appetizing bawdyhouse
  04/05/26
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Disrespectful voyeur
  04/06/26
lmao. i believe there is a US global oil dominance plan. ...
demanding clear whorehouse
  04/05/26
Nice use of "this isn't x, it's y" but needs to be...
geriatric disturbing azn
  04/05/26
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Stirring cocky tanning salon
  04/05/26
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Sinister Puppy Gunner
  04/05/26
Putin watching this and wondering why he didn't go all out o...
Silver Bateful Degenerate Idiot
  04/05/26
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salmon electric set sandwich
  04/05/26
rofl if u think Putin is thinking that he's legit 130 IQ and...
crystalline garrison
  04/05/26
what? try writing in english now?
Silver Bateful Degenerate Idiot
  04/05/26
Are men too emotional to be president?
Fantasy-prone Place Of Business
  04/05/26
Legitimately one of the most hilarious inappropriate things ...
sienna dashing psychic
  04/05/26
Yes, on Easter no less. Funny how even 11 years in he still ...
Azure magical orchestra pit macaca
  04/05/26
this is what we voted for amirite?
razzle-dazzle duck-like newt national
  04/05/26
yes, goyim, yes you did
hilarious library filthpig
  04/06/26
Glad you found it funny Jew
Crawly grizzly weed whacker sneaky criminal
  04/05/26
You didn’t think it was funny? Loser tell
sienna dashing psychic
  04/05/26
He could fully redeem himself by bombing Israel instead. He ...
razzle-dazzle duck-like newt national
  04/05/26
Just final confirmation that he’s an irredeemable piec...
Crawly grizzly weed whacker sneaky criminal
  04/05/26
Another brown chatgpt post. This isn't a coincidence. It's a...
Stirring cocky tanning salon
  04/05/26
...
Green school
  04/05/26
...
sick casino
  04/05/26
We can open it any time we'd like, actually. It's not actua...
Fantasy-prone Place Of Business
  04/05/26
Lmao, cr What a pathetic pussy, the whole world is laughi...
Crawly grizzly weed whacker sneaky criminal
  04/05/26
...
orange startled base queen of the night
  04/05/26
...
orange startled base queen of the night
  04/05/26
...
Poppy soul-stirring menage generalized bond
  04/05/26
Blah blah blah my prophet molested a 9 year old blah blah bl...
Poppy soul-stirring menage generalized bond
  04/05/26
Open the fucken strait brah.
histrionic regret
  04/05/26
...
Green school
  04/05/26
...
cream alcoholic ticket booth genital piercing
  04/06/26
crazy theory: an Iranian negotiator said mockingly that &quo...
Gay brunch
  04/05/26
Iran shld say they will open one island in the Strait in hon...
crystalline garrison
  04/05/26
On this glorious Easter I will be doing Israel's bidding so ...
Fantasy-prone Place Of Business
  04/05/26
...
Crawly grizzly weed whacker sneaky criminal
  04/05/26
...
Violet Den
  04/06/26
Pls respond
At-the-ready yapping rehab
  04/06/26
Is this related? https://x.com/osint613/status/2040831941...
cream alcoholic ticket booth genital piercing
  04/06/26
Allah works in mysterious ways, doesnt he Trumpkins?
crystalline garrison
  04/12/26


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Date: April 5th, 2026 10:16 AM
Author: crystalline garrison

LoL he's totally furked

Tuesday will be Power Plant Day, and Bridge Day, all wrapped up in one, in Iran. There will be nothing like it!!! Open the Fuckin' Strait, you crazy bastards, or you'll be living in Hell.

https://x.com/i/status/2040763128657371585

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2Reputation#49795178)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 10:17 AM
Author: Green school

Open the fucking strait you crazy bastards.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2Reputation#49795180)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 10:22 AM
Author: appetizing bawdyhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2Reputation#49795194)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 10:23 AM
Author: crystalline garrison

No, Birdshit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2Reputation#49795197)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 10:24 AM
Author: crystalline garrison

Trumps only negotiating posture is endless threatening shit as if everyone will just give in... It's childish and lolzy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2Reputation#49795200)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 10:56 AM
Author: Green school

It's going to work. Just wait.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2Reputation#49795265)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 9:36 PM
Author: cream alcoholic ticket booth genital piercing

No it will not, he forgot to use ALL CAPS

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2Reputation#49796535)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 9:37 PM
Author: orange startled base queen of the night



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2Reputation#49796537)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 10:44 AM
Author: indecent vivacious area ratface

Lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2Reputation#49795246)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 10:58 AM
Author: awkward goal in life organic girlfriend

how can u not love this man? the Madness of King Trump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2Reputation#49795268)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 11:07 AM
Author: crystalline garrison

imagine if kamala said this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2Reputation#49795280)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 11:09 AM
Author: awkward goal in life organic girlfriend

ever since I saw DJT rise from the dead on July 13, 2024-- I knew God was on his side

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2Reputation#49795281)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 11:10 AM
Author: Green school



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2Reputation#49795282)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 11:11 AM
Author: Aqua violent faggotry trailer park

whens he gonna hit the interim ayatollah w/ dat im gay

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2Reputation#49795286)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 11:14 AM
Author: appetizing bawdyhouse

wait two weeks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2Reputation#49795293)



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Date: April 6th, 2026 2:00 PM
Author: Disrespectful voyeur



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2Reputation#49797946)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 11:13 AM
Author: demanding clear whorehouse

lmao. i believe there is a US global oil dominance plan.

watch: within a year US will threaten the straits of malacca.

panama, venezuela, hormuz. one is just a headline. three is a pattern forming.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2Reputation#49795292)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 11:39 AM
Author: geriatric disturbing azn

Nice use of "this isn't x, it's y" but needs to be longer and browner overall

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2Reputation#49795328)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 11:41 AM
Author: Stirring cocky tanning salon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2Reputation#49795332)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 11:18 AM
Author: Sinister Puppy Gunner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2Reputation#49795297)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 11:23 AM
Author: Silver Bateful Degenerate Idiot

Putin watching this and wondering why he didn't go all out on Ukrainian infrastructure - the right wingers in Russia have been pushing for this for 4 years, Putin deemed "too liberal" and holding back too much by the right there

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2Reputation#49795305)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 11:25 AM
Author: salmon electric set sandwich



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2Reputation#49795307)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 1:10 PM
Author: crystalline garrison

rofl if u think Putin is thinking that he's legit 130 IQ and thinking things thru long term. Trump is a literal furking manchild 70 IQ if that who cannot think past his next BigMac

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2Reputation#49795524)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 2:53 PM
Author: Silver Bateful Degenerate Idiot

what? try writing in english now?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2Reputation#49795776)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 11:43 AM
Author: Fantasy-prone Place Of Business

Are men too emotional to be president?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2Reputation#49795336)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 12:10 PM
Author: sienna dashing psychic

Legitimately one of the most hilarious inappropriate things he’s ever said

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2Reputation#49795408)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 12:53 PM
Author: Azure magical orchestra pit macaca

Yes, on Easter no less. Funny how even 11 years in he still has the ability to make me question whether his post is real or not

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2Reputation#49795487)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 1:11 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle duck-like newt national

this is what we voted for amirite?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2Reputation#49795530)



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Date: April 6th, 2026 1:47 AM
Author: hilarious library filthpig

yes, goyim, yes you did

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2Reputation#49796926)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 1:18 PM
Author: Crawly grizzly weed whacker sneaky criminal

Glad you found it funny Jew

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2Reputation#49795564)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 1:36 PM
Author: sienna dashing psychic

You didn’t think it was funny? Loser tell

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2Reputation#49795633)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 1:12 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle duck-like newt national

He could fully redeem himself by bombing Israel instead. He won’t but he would go down in history as a Lincoln-like figure if he did

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2Reputation#49795533)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 1:16 PM
Author: Crawly grizzly weed whacker sneaky criminal

Just final confirmation that he’s an irredeemable piece of shit.

Didn’t he say we didn’t need the Strait?

The guy is not only crazy, he is completely senile. Never thought we’d cum to miss Joe Biden.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2Reputation#49795556)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 1:33 PM
Author: Stirring cocky tanning salon

Another brown chatgpt post. This isn't a coincidence. It's a trend.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2Reputation#49795618)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 1:34 PM
Author: Green school



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2Reputation#49795622)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 1:40 PM
Author: sick casino



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2Reputation#49795641)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 1:47 PM
Author: Fantasy-prone Place Of Business

We can open it any time we'd like, actually.

It's not actually closed, who would like us to escort you through it?

OK maybe it's closed, which of our international friends wants to help us open it?

OK you better open it up now or else.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2Reputation#49795652)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 6:09 PM
Author: Crawly grizzly weed whacker sneaky criminal

Lmao, cr

What a pathetic pussy, the whole world is laughing at him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2Reputation#49796079)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 9:38 PM
Author: orange startled base queen of the night



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2Reputation#49796543)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 9:38 PM
Author: orange startled base queen of the night



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2Reputation#49796542)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 2:24 PM
Author: Poppy soul-stirring menage generalized bond



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2Reputation#49795718)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 2:25 PM
Author: Poppy soul-stirring menage generalized bond

Blah blah blah my prophet molested a 9 year old blah blah blah

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2Reputation#49795719)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 1:32 PM
Author: histrionic regret

Open the fucken strait brah.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2Reputation#49795615)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 8:29 PM
Author: Green school



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2Reputation#49796384)



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Date: April 6th, 2026 1:52 PM
Author: cream alcoholic ticket booth genital piercing



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2Reputation#49797930)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 1:52 PM
Author: Gay brunch

crazy theory: an Iranian negotiator said mockingly that "we will open the Strait of Hormuz the day that Trump praises Allah!" and Trump is trolling them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2Reputation#49795664)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 2:27 PM
Author: crystalline garrison

Iran shld say they will open one island in the Strait in honor of Trump's peace making. The island will be renamed Epstein island

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2Reputation#49795721)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 2:34 PM
Author: Fantasy-prone Place Of Business

On this glorious Easter I will be doing Israel's bidding so they won't expose me a kiddy rapist. Allahu Akbar!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2Reputation#49795730)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 6:09 PM
Author: Crawly grizzly weed whacker sneaky criminal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2Reputation#49796080)



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Date: April 6th, 2026 3:00 PM
Author: Violet Den



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2Reputation#49798055)



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Date: April 6th, 2026 1:24 AM
Author: At-the-ready yapping rehab

Pls respond

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2Reputation#49796904)



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Date: April 6th, 2026 2:05 PM
Author: cream alcoholic ticket booth genital piercing

Is this related?

https://x.com/osint613/status/2040831941683937580?s=46

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2Reputation#49797966)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 10:18 AM
Author: crystalline garrison

Allah works in mysterious ways, doesnt he Trumpkins?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2Reputation#49812165)