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Came to “Outback Steakhouse” for the first time tonight. LMAO

Amerikkkans choose to go out and eat this goyslop?
Spruce stimulating half-breed
  04/06/26
That's international cuisine you're talking about buddy
fiercely-loyal sneaky criminal
  04/07/26
do they have those in hawaii? it used to be better IMO
submissive violet business firm volcanic crater
  04/06/26
I don't think I've seen one. But I'm presently in Seattle, ...
Spruce stimulating half-breed
  04/06/26
Top or bottom surgery?
Laughsome ticket booth dysfunction
  04/06/26
Top but still
Spruce stimulating half-breed
  04/06/26
That's a crime against humanity
Laughsome ticket booth dysfunction
  04/06/26
Not in my opinion. In fact just today at the preop the surg...
Spruce stimulating half-breed
  04/07/26
https://youtu.be/ujF8dpyk5XE
shaky gold piazza
  04/07/26
I want my child's surgeon ranting about the president during...
fantasy-prone becky
  04/07/26
Well I hardly had time to administer an IQ test given the ti...
Spruce stimulating half-breed
  04/07/26
Would you have walked away if the gender affirmation surgeon...
fantasy-prone becky
  04/07/26
Of course. I've yet to meet an intelligent Trumpmo.
Spruce stimulating half-breed
  04/07/26
Date: April 6th, 2026 11:27 PM Author: Emotionally + Physic...
Nudist Depressive Set
  04/12/26
This is insane and evil
self-absorbed school cafeteria blood rage
  04/12/26
did you stay by the airport or something? should've gone in...
Glassy party of the first part boistinker
  04/06/26
Wow. Do you have some kind of remote-viewing ability?
Spruce stimulating half-breed
  04/07/26
How tf did your kid grow boobs if she was juiced to the gill...
shaky gold piazza
  04/07/26
The standard of care is to not start them on blockers until ...
Spruce stimulating half-breed
  04/07/26
You should be in jail
shaky gold piazza
  04/07/26
I will never be "jailed," I will never be "ch...
Spruce stimulating half-breed
  04/07/26
"come to me you lisping faggot" said the nigger fi...
Blue pervert
  04/06/26
Even disco hasn't eaten at outback in like a decade jfc boom...
aqua bateful area regret
  04/06/26
My point is that I'd never been in my life. But they have o...
Spruce stimulating half-breed
  04/06/26
He got banned after passing out in the parking lot
carnelian costumed home generalized bond
  04/07/26
Blooming onion is 180
exciting university organic girlfriend
  04/06/26
We got that. It sucks. Might as well just put out a bowl o...
Spruce stimulating half-breed
  04/06/26
Objectively wrong
exciting university organic girlfriend
  04/06/26
Proles have all moved on to Texas Roadhouse
fuchsia codepig
  04/06/26
trump's tarrif's on austrailia made it impossible for outbac...
Electric house-broken plaza telephone
  04/07/26
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galvanic talking tanning salon factory reset button
  04/07/26
hey man this is triggering for a certain poa
pale juggernaut bawdyhouse
  04/06/26
Whoa. I really do not enjoy restaurants anymore. So I’...
sable parlour
  04/07/26
Lol, Bucca di Beppo is the goyslop of Italian food in CA. A...
Spruce stimulating half-breed
  04/07/26
Yeah options by Disneyland were limited.
sable parlour
  04/07/26
this. any franchise / chain restaurant is pure SyscoSlop
Provocative Misanthropic Preventive Strike Pit
  04/07/26
cr but the "ethnic" places have headed that same w...
white cumskin
  04/07/26
I was at a conference once in the area and there are few goo...
Fragrant brass library nowag
  04/07/26
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Spruce stimulating half-breed
  04/07/26
LJL--I was on a big, extended family trip to Disney a couple...
galvanic talking tanning salon factory reset button
  04/07/26
it is filling the space that Ponderosa used to occupy, for p...
Light Cheese-eating Mexican
  04/07/26
Goddamn, maybe there's something to MAHA after all
Spruce stimulating half-breed
  04/07/26
Use to eat at one all the time with my ex-gf in San Diego. I...
motley dilemma
  04/07/26
I can't believe I read all of this.
Blue pervert
  04/07/26
chilmata is a bort legend but this is not one of his best po...
shaky gold piazza
  04/07/26
He’s been complete shit since the Asian Human Resource...
odious anal mad-dog skullcap faggotry
  04/07/26
Oh you rike a jarapenyo bager?
motley dilemma
  04/07/26
better than eating at outback
motley dilemma
  04/07/26
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Light Cheese-eating Mexican
  04/07/26
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sable parlour
  04/07/26
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aqua bateful area regret
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Excitant cuck
  04/07/26
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Yellow contagious philosopher-king
  04/07/26
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Ungodly charismatic step-uncle's house knife
  04/12/26
The best looking couple award is a pretty good line
fiercely-loyal sneaky criminal
  04/07/26
Mike tweezes his eyebrows.
motley dilemma
  04/08/26
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  04/07/26
"Hey! Just kidding!"
galvanic talking tanning salon factory reset button
  04/07/26
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Spruce stimulating half-breed
  04/07/26
the 2nd story is one of the most autistic things i've ever r...
metal razzle-dazzle sanctuary
  04/07/26
(new poaster, first day)
galvanic talking tanning salon factory reset button
  04/07/26
(guy who religiously reads a nearly dead law board)
metal razzle-dazzle sanctuary
  04/07/26
Literally laughing, 3 minutes after having moved on, at how ...
salmon death wish
  04/07/26
Yeah, in the middle of writing it I realized that there was ...
motley dilemma
  04/07/26
lol, I think you’ve told this story before
drab toilet seat stead
  04/07/26
"what is this a handsome contest" great story...
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  04/07/26
180 poast classic chilmata
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  04/07/26
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fantasy-prone becky
  04/07/26
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aqua bateful area regret
  04/07/26
Brother don't mind the haters I am LMAOing over here
cerebral mahogany son of senegal toaster
  04/08/26
Find a small hibachi place and surprise your daughter with a...
honey-headed ceo stage
  04/07/26
180
self-absorbed school cafeteria blood rage
  04/07/26
180 visualization
Spruce stimulating half-breed
  04/07/26
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Ungodly charismatic step-uncle's house knife
  04/12/26
I used to eat there pretty frequently with my family in the ...
galvanic talking tanning salon factory reset button
  04/07/26
About the only sysco goyslop I can still eat is wings. ...
salmon death wish
  04/07/26
It has definitely gotten worse. Previously, more restaurants...
galvanic talking tanning salon factory reset button
  04/07/26
I worked at a chili's in the 00's, and I don't know that the...
salmon death wish
  04/07/26
baby back ribs were always disgusting cardbord slop. and ...
white cumskin
  04/07/26
Sysco supplies everyone from abuelitas taco stand to 3 star ...
Yellow contagious philosopher-king
  04/07/26
lol i tried jalapeno poppers for the first time in 20 years ...
white cumskin
  04/07/26
Really sad and sick stuff. Food is so fundamental to life an...
galvanic talking tanning salon factory reset button
  04/07/26
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Spectacular Pungent Senate
  04/08/26
steaks are the worst things on the menu. everything else is ...
Rose mood
  04/07/26
You were supposed to go to Texas Roadhouse, my guy
crawly umber yarmulke international law enforcement agency
  04/07/26
I don't think I'm going to eat at "chain restaurants&qu...
Spruce stimulating half-breed
  04/07/26
chain restaurants are fine. castrating your children is not.
Rose mood
  04/07/26
You have said the actual truth
self-absorbed school cafeteria blood rage
  04/07/26
Now reverse those and you'll see the world from my perspecti...
Spruce stimulating half-breed
  04/07/26
tbf you can not like chain restaurants and also not be an ev...
Rose mood
  04/08/26
Good look filing in Judicial Hellhole(TM) jurisdictions with...
salmon death wish
  04/07/26
Like Gerry Spence, whenever I go to Judicial Hellholes, I ea...
Spruce stimulating half-breed
  04/07/26
This isn't 1992. ARE country doesn't have locally owned pla...
salmon death wish
  04/07/26
nah you didn't and the only thing on the menu at your house ...
cobalt national
  04/08/26
spaceporn showing up, salivating, for a Hannibal Lecter styl...
Light Cheese-eating Mexican
  04/08/26
https://theworld.org/stories/2016/07/31/japanese-artist-cook...
heady coffee pot mother
  04/10/26
The casual way in which Poe drops into conversation that he ...
Nudist Depressive Set
  04/12/26
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self-absorbed school cafeteria blood rage
  04/12/26
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Nudist Depressive Set
  04/12/26
Was it the one near Southcenter? I've eaten there several ti...
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  04/12/26
Your kids are only "trans" because of what happene...
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  04/12/26


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Date: April 6th, 2026 11:05 PM
Author: Spruce stimulating half-breed

Amerikkkans choose to go out and eat this goyslop?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5854384&forum_id=2Reputation#49799237)



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Date: April 7th, 2026 1:44 AM
Author: fiercely-loyal sneaky criminal

That's international cuisine you're talking about buddy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5854384&forum_id=2Reputation#49799480)



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Date: April 6th, 2026 11:08 PM
Author: submissive violet business firm volcanic crater

do they have those in hawaii?

it used to be better IMO

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5854384&forum_id=2Reputation#49799248)



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Date: April 6th, 2026 11:27 PM
Author: Spruce stimulating half-breed

I don't think I've seen one. But I'm presently in Seattle, for a minor surgery for my 16 yo.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5854384&forum_id=2Reputation#49799280)



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Date: April 6th, 2026 11:30 PM
Author: Laughsome ticket booth dysfunction

Top or bottom surgery?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5854384&forum_id=2Reputation#49799284)



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Date: April 6th, 2026 11:35 PM
Author: Spruce stimulating half-breed

Top but still

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5854384&forum_id=2Reputation#49799296)



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Date: April 6th, 2026 11:41 PM
Author: Laughsome ticket booth dysfunction

That's a crime against humanity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5854384&forum_id=2Reputation#49799313)



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Date: April 7th, 2026 12:28 AM
Author: Spruce stimulating half-breed

Not in my opinion. In fact just today at the preop the surgeon was railing against Mr. Trump and how he's the one who's immoral around this topic.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5854384&forum_id=2Reputation#49799383)



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Date: April 7th, 2026 1:06 AM
Author: shaky gold piazza

https://youtu.be/ujF8dpyk5XE

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5854384&forum_id=2Reputation#49799429)



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Date: April 7th, 2026 11:37 AM
Author: fantasy-prone becky

I want my child's surgeon ranting about the president during an appointment.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5854384&forum_id=2Reputation#49800177)



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Date: April 7th, 2026 1:08 PM
Author: Spruce stimulating half-breed

Well I hardly had time to administer an IQ test given the time constraints, so I used Trump support as a proxy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5854384&forum_id=2Reputation#49800430)



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Date: April 7th, 2026 2:20 PM
Author: fantasy-prone becky

Would you have walked away if the gender affirmation surgeon was a Trumpmo?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5854384&forum_id=2Reputation#49800669)



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Date: April 7th, 2026 2:59 PM
Author: Spruce stimulating half-breed

Of course. I've yet to meet an intelligent Trumpmo.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5854384&forum_id=2Reputation#49800810)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 4:45 AM
Author: Nudist Depressive Set

Date: April 6th, 2026 11:27 PM

Author: Emotionally + Physically Abusive Ex-Husband (oppose bitchbois)

I don't think I've seen one. But I'm presently in Seattle, for a minor surgery for my 16 yo.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5854384&forum_id=2#49799280)

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Date: April 6th, 2026 11:30 PM

Author: Nyolent Vigor

Top or bottom surgery?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5854384&forum_id=2#49799284)

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Date: April 6th, 2026 11:35 PM

Author: Emotionally + Physically Abusive Ex-Husband (oppose bitchbois)

Top but still

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5854384&forum_id=2Reputation#49811874)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 4:39 PM
Author: self-absorbed school cafeteria blood rage

This is insane and evil

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5854384&forum_id=2Reputation#49812818)



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Date: April 6th, 2026 11:54 PM
Author: Glassy party of the first part boistinker

did you stay by the airport or something? should've gone into the city so your zhild could meet some alternative folx

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5854384&forum_id=2Reputation#49799334)



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Date: April 7th, 2026 12:25 AM
Author: Spruce stimulating half-breed

Wow. Do you have some kind of remote-viewing ability?



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5854384&forum_id=2Reputation#49799377)



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Date: April 7th, 2026 1:09 AM
Author: shaky gold piazza

How tf did your kid grow boobs if she was juiced to the gills on T since age 11?

Also isn't she like 6'4"? Does she have a beard lmao. They always have beards.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5854384&forum_id=2Reputation#49799431)



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Date: April 7th, 2026 1:12 PM
Author: Spruce stimulating half-breed

The standard of care is to not start them on blockers until the first signs of puberty. So he had what they call "breast buds." He's got a lot of muscles like his old man, so you really wouldn't be able to tell if you just saw him on the beach, but upon close inspection there is a little puffiness around the nipples.

Have you seen my boobs btw?

https://imgur.com/a/you-don-t-have-to-age-Z2XoVcy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5854384&forum_id=2Reputation#49800446)



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Date: April 7th, 2026 1:32 PM
Author: shaky gold piazza

You should be in jail

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5854384&forum_id=2Reputation#49800523)



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Date: April 7th, 2026 2:59 PM
Author: Spruce stimulating half-breed

I will never be "jailed," I will never be "charged with a crime"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5854384&forum_id=2Reputation#49800811)



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Date: April 6th, 2026 11:15 PM
Author: Blue pervert

"come to me you lisping faggot" said the nigger filled slophouse

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5854384&forum_id=2Reputation#49799262)



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Date: April 6th, 2026 11:30 PM
Author: aqua bateful area regret

Even disco hasn't eaten at outback in like a decade jfc boomer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5854384&forum_id=2Reputation#49799283)



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Date: April 6th, 2026 11:36 PM
Author: Spruce stimulating half-breed

My point is that I'd never been in my life. But they have one by our hotel so I was like, "I should try out this little slice of Oz at least once."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5854384&forum_id=2Reputation#49799301)



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Date: April 7th, 2026 12:43 AM
Author: carnelian costumed home generalized bond

He got banned after passing out in the parking lot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5854384&forum_id=2Reputation#49799403)



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Date: April 6th, 2026 11:30 PM
Author: exciting university organic girlfriend

Blooming onion is 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5854384&forum_id=2Reputation#49799285)



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Date: April 6th, 2026 11:36 PM
Author: Spruce stimulating half-breed

We got that. It sucks. Might as well just put out a bowl of Nacho Doritos.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5854384&forum_id=2Reputation#49799298)



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Date: April 6th, 2026 11:38 PM
Author: exciting university organic girlfriend

Objectively wrong

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5854384&forum_id=2Reputation#49799305)



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Date: April 6th, 2026 11:36 PM
Author: fuchsia codepig

Proles have all moved on to Texas Roadhouse

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5854384&forum_id=2Reputation#49799300)



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Date: April 7th, 2026 9:01 AM
Author: Electric house-broken plaza telephone

trump's tarrif's on austrailia made it impossible for outback to compete with trh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5854384&forum_id=2Reputation#49799692)



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Date: April 7th, 2026 9:17 AM
Author: galvanic talking tanning salon factory reset button



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5854384&forum_id=2Reputation#49799739)



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Date: April 6th, 2026 11:41 PM
Author: pale juggernaut bawdyhouse

hey man this is triggering for a certain poa

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5854384&forum_id=2Reputation#49799312)



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Date: April 7th, 2026 12:03 AM
Author: sable parlour

Whoa. I really do not enjoy restaurants anymore. So I’m not surprised it sucks. I took my family to a place called Bucca di Beppo outside of Disneyland last year. We were the only ones in that place. It was a little weird.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5854384&forum_id=2Reputation#49799353)



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Date: April 7th, 2026 12:27 AM
Author: Spruce stimulating half-breed

Lol, Bucca di Beppo is the goyslop of Italian food in CA. American restaurants in 2026 are just a disaster outside of pure "ethnic" places.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5854384&forum_id=2Reputation#49799380)



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Date: April 7th, 2026 12:58 AM
Author: sable parlour

Yeah options by Disneyland were limited.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5854384&forum_id=2Reputation#49799420)



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Date: April 7th, 2026 1:24 AM
Author: Provocative Misanthropic Preventive Strike Pit

this. any franchise / chain restaurant is pure SyscoSlop

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5854384&forum_id=2Reputation#49799443)



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Date: April 7th, 2026 9:53 AM
Author: white cumskin

cr but the "ethnic" places have headed that same way. so many shitty thai/chinese/indian places with clearly premade food

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5854384&forum_id=2Reputation#49799814)



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Date: April 7th, 2026 8:44 AM
Author: Fragrant brass library nowag

I was at a conference once in the area and there are few good restaurants and most were booked. Bucca was booked too and we had dinner there. Was a surreal experience seeing so many big lawyers and bankers dressed in nice suits all cramming in and eating this slop with the tacky decor everywhere.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5854384&forum_id=2Reputation#49799664)



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Date: April 7th, 2026 12:55 PM
Author: Spruce stimulating half-breed



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Date: April 7th, 2026 9:21 AM
Author: galvanic talking tanning salon factory reset button

LJL--I was on a big, extended family trip to Disney a couple years ago and we ordered a few big pasta platters from there for delivery. We had a spicy pasta that was highly cr.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5854384&forum_id=2Reputation#49799748)



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Date: April 7th, 2026 12:41 AM
Author: Light Cheese-eating Mexican

it is filling the space that Ponderosa used to occupy, for people who like their steaks thin and grey



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5854384&forum_id=2Reputation#49799395)



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Date: April 7th, 2026 12:45 AM
Author: Spruce stimulating half-breed

Goddamn, maybe there's something to MAHA after all

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5854384&forum_id=2Reputation#49799406)



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Date: April 7th, 2026 1:19 AM
Author: motley dilemma

Use to eat at one all the time with my ex-gf in San Diego. I think the sirloins might be processed or something. Its hard to explain but it is really weird. Two quick stories.

One time eating my sirloin dinner with my ex-gf I found a bunch of staples in my baked potato. There was no risk of me eating them, they weren't hidden or anything. IIRC, it was covered in tin foil and then when I opened it up the staples were in the tin foil or something.

It was like 15 staples. They were loose, but together and it wasn't like I went to take a bite and then saw a staple. I opened my potato and was all, "Holy shit, there's a bunch of fucking staples in my potato."

I wasn't mad or anything, I just flagged the waiter down and gave him my potato and asked for a new potato.

The waiter was predictably, "Oh, wow, holy shit, ok, let me get you a new potato," and then the manager came over who was understandably suspicious of the whole story.

I didn't complain, I didn't ask for anything for free, but she was still suspicious as fuck and I was borderline offended.

They gave me a free meal.

My other story is one time I was in that same Outback just having a beer after work, don't ask me why I was drinking a beer in Outback. I might have gone to get a bloomin onion and watch a basketball game, who knows, it was 20 years ago, but I can tell you it was the only time I ever went to that or any other Outback for a beer. Anyways.

While I'm sitting there I see a lawyer I used to work with just the year before. We shared an office when I started out solo and then I joined a firm, so its now a year or so later and I see him with his fiance.

I tell the bartender I want to buy them both beers. They are both drinking beers out of the Outback's patented frosted mugs. I just remembered the frosted mugs. Maybe that's why I was there drinking a beer. Hmmm. Anyways.

I tell the bartender that when she brings them the beers tell them the beers are free because they are the best looking couple in the restaurant.

They really were a good looking couple. Both of them probably could have been models. And they knew it. They were pretty cool people, I never really got to know her but she seemed cool. Mike was cool. I was bored, just wanted to see their reactions I guess.

So I watch as the bartender brings them their drinks and explain that they won an award (I think that is what I had her tell them) for being the best looking couple in the bar.

When the realized they got beers for free they got really excited and were all smiles and then when they learned the reason, they kind of paused and looked confused. I was only a couple of feet away so I jumped off my bar stool and was all, "Hey! Just kidding!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5854384&forum_id=2Reputation#49799441)



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Date: April 7th, 2026 1:41 AM
Author: Blue pervert

I can't believe I read all of this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5854384&forum_id=2Reputation#49799477)



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Date: April 7th, 2026 1:44 AM
Author: shaky gold piazza

chilmata is a bort legend but this is not one of his best poasts

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5854384&forum_id=2Reputation#49799481)



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Date: April 7th, 2026 11:33 AM
Author: odious anal mad-dog skullcap faggotry

He’s been complete shit since the Asian Human Resources cunt saga

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5854384&forum_id=2Reputation#49800150)



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Date: April 7th, 2026 2:51 PM
Author: motley dilemma

Oh you rike a jarapenyo bager?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5854384&forum_id=2Reputation#49800787)



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Date: April 7th, 2026 1:45 AM
Author: motley dilemma

better than eating at outback

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5854384&forum_id=2Reputation#49799482)



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Date: April 7th, 2026 2:14 AM
Author: Light Cheese-eating Mexican



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5854384&forum_id=2Reputation#49799495)



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Date: April 7th, 2026 3:29 AM
Author: maniacal macaca point



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5854384&forum_id=2Reputation#49799517)



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Date: April 7th, 2026 7:41 AM
Author: sable parlour



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5854384&forum_id=2Reputation#49799595)



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Date: April 7th, 2026 8:05 AM
Author: aqua bateful area regret



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5854384&forum_id=2Reputation#49799627)



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Date: April 7th, 2026 8:41 AM
Author: Excitant cuck



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5854384&forum_id=2Reputation#49799656)



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Date: April 7th, 2026 8:49 AM
Author: Yellow contagious philosopher-king



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5854384&forum_id=2Reputation#49799668)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 8:56 PM
Author: Ungodly charismatic step-uncle's house knife



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5854384&forum_id=2Reputation#49813273)



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Date: April 7th, 2026 1:49 AM
Author: fiercely-loyal sneaky criminal

The best looking couple award is a pretty good line

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5854384&forum_id=2Reputation#49799486)



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Date: April 8th, 2026 3:31 AM
Author: motley dilemma

Mike tweezes his eyebrows.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5854384&forum_id=2Reputation#49802980)



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Date: April 7th, 2026 7:42 AM
Author: chartreuse jewess temple



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5854384&forum_id=2Reputation#49799596)



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Date: April 7th, 2026 9:23 AM
Author: galvanic talking tanning salon factory reset button

"Hey! Just kidding!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5854384&forum_id=2Reputation#49799751)



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Date: April 7th, 2026 12:57 PM
Author: Spruce stimulating half-breed



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5854384&forum_id=2Reputation#49800392)



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Date: April 7th, 2026 9:32 AM
Author: metal razzle-dazzle sanctuary

the 2nd story is one of the most autistic things i've ever read

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5854384&forum_id=2Reputation#49799775)



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Date: April 7th, 2026 9:35 AM
Author: galvanic talking tanning salon factory reset button

(new poaster, first day)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5854384&forum_id=2Reputation#49799779)



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Date: April 7th, 2026 9:36 AM
Author: metal razzle-dazzle sanctuary

(guy who religiously reads a nearly dead law board)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5854384&forum_id=2Reputation#49799783)



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Date: April 7th, 2026 9:48 AM
Author: salmon death wish

Literally laughing, 3 minutes after having moved on, at how bad this story was.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5854384&forum_id=2Reputation#49799803)



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Date: April 7th, 2026 1:02 PM
Author: motley dilemma

Yeah, in the middle of writing it I realized that there was no real punchline but I continued on, recklessly.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5854384&forum_id=2Reputation#49800408)



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Date: April 7th, 2026 10:04 AM
Author: drab toilet seat stead

lol, I think you’ve told this story before

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5854384&forum_id=2Reputation#49799839)



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Date: April 7th, 2026 10:52 AM
Author: Jet sick legend affirmative action

"what is this a handsome contest"

great story though

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5854384&forum_id=2Reputation#49799980)



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Date: April 7th, 2026 11:50 AM
Author: carnelian costumed home generalized bond

180 poast classic chilmata

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5854384&forum_id=2Reputation#49800220)



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Date: April 7th, 2026 2:22 PM
Author: fantasy-prone becky



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5854384&forum_id=2Reputation#49800679)



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Date: April 7th, 2026 4:11 PM
Author: aqua bateful area regret



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5854384&forum_id=2Reputation#49801055)



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Date: April 8th, 2026 2:57 PM
Author: cerebral mahogany son of senegal toaster

Brother don't mind the haters I am LMAOing over here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5854384&forum_id=2Reputation#49804394)



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Date: April 7th, 2026 8:41 AM
Author: honey-headed ceo stage

Find a small hibachi place and surprise your daughter with a special post-op treat when her surgeon meets you there with a twine-wrapped butcher paper package for the grill. “Welcome to Moloch’s, my friend,” he says as he joins your table. “I hear the water here is really expensive but that just reminds us of home.”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5854384&forum_id=2Reputation#49799657)



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Date: April 7th, 2026 10:55 AM
Author: self-absorbed school cafeteria blood rage

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5854384&forum_id=2Reputation#49799997)



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Date: April 7th, 2026 1:12 PM
Author: Spruce stimulating half-breed

180 visualization

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5854384&forum_id=2Reputation#49800449)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 8:58 PM
Author: Ungodly charismatic step-uncle's house knife



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5854384&forum_id=2Reputation#49813276)



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Date: April 7th, 2026 9:27 AM
Author: galvanic talking tanning salon factory reset button

I used to eat there pretty frequently with my family in the 90s. They'd have a wait on Friday and Saturday nights, and a waitress would bring around bloomins onion for waiting patrons to snack on. It was back in the day when you would state whether you wanted the smoking or non-smoking section, and we'd say "first available" on account of the aforementioned weekend wait.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5854384&forum_id=2Reputation#49799762)



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Date: April 7th, 2026 9:52 AM
Author: salmon death wish

About the only sysco goyslop I can still eat is wings.

15-20 years ago I could have fun with classmates/coworkers at an outback or chili's or whatever, but now it seriously tastes like shit to me.

I highly doubt the food has actually gotten worse (although, see, e.g., Reese's PB cups); I've just become an overly fancy faggot who likes minimally processed shit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5854384&forum_id=2Reputation#49799810)



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Date: April 7th, 2026 9:59 AM
Author: galvanic talking tanning salon factory reset button

It has definitely gotten worse. Previously, more restaurants were doing something closer to actually cooking food on site. Now, there is more and more ladeling out pre-made assembly line slop.

E.g., this video about the same jalapeno poppers being served in a bunch of different restaurants across the country. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rXXQTzQXRFc

Even small local places fall victim to this. Why cut up fresh peppers and prepare your own poppers every day, when you can just get them off the back of a Sysco truck?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5854384&forum_id=2Reputation#49799830)



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Date: April 7th, 2026 10:04 AM
Author: salmon death wish

I worked at a chili's in the 00's, and I don't know that there was an "oven" or pots or pans; just a fryer, griddle, microwaves. Soup came from a giant sealed bag. The chips, hilariously, would come in as chips (so not like raw or tortillas or anything) but would still get fried and salted again (which tbf made them delicious; those I would probably still think taste good). The "cooks" were really just heater-uppers.

EDIT: Maybe sysco itself has declined. Like maybe the pre-made soups used to have real cheese, and in the 2010s they discovered that hydrogenized vegetable oil product lasted 30% longer or some shit. Etc.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5854384&forum_id=2Reputation#49799840)



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Date: April 7th, 2026 10:53 AM
Author: white cumskin

baby back ribs were always disgusting cardbord slop.

and those werent even "cooks" they were war criminals

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5854384&forum_id=2Reputation#49799982)



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Date: April 7th, 2026 4:52 PM
Author: Yellow contagious philosopher-king

Sysco supplies everyone from abuelitas taco stand to 3 star Michelin restaurants - it's all about what level of product they order and what they source themselves from local or artesianal providers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5854384&forum_id=2Reputation#49801244)



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Date: April 7th, 2026 10:50 AM
Author: white cumskin

lol i tried jalapeno poppers for the first time in 20 years not so long ago and they were disgusting. used to be my favorite prole food but it was just some velveeta "cheez TM" product inside a green thing and then deep fried.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5854384&forum_id=2Reputation#49799976)



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Date: April 7th, 2026 11:39 AM
Author: galvanic talking tanning salon factory reset button

Really sad and sick stuff. Food is so fundamental to life and being human. Replacing a great portion of calories with assembly-line filler is bad bad.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5854384&forum_id=2Reputation#49800185)



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Date: April 8th, 2026 2:49 PM
Author: Spectacular Pungent Senate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5854384&forum_id=2Reputation#49804346)



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Date: April 7th, 2026 11:31 AM
Author: Rose mood

steaks are the worst things on the menu. everything else is pretty good.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5854384&forum_id=2Reputation#49800134)



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Date: April 7th, 2026 1:13 PM
Author: crawly umber yarmulke international law enforcement agency

You were supposed to go to Texas Roadhouse, my guy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5854384&forum_id=2Reputation#49800451)



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Date: April 7th, 2026 3:00 PM
Author: Spruce stimulating half-breed

I don't think I'm going to eat at "chain restaurants" anymore

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5854384&forum_id=2Reputation#49800812)



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Date: April 7th, 2026 3:47 PM
Author: Rose mood

chain restaurants are fine. castrating your children is not.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5854384&forum_id=2Reputation#49800943)



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Date: April 7th, 2026 9:20 PM
Author: self-absorbed school cafeteria blood rage

You have said the actual truth

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5854384&forum_id=2Reputation#49802305)



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Date: April 7th, 2026 9:22 PM
Author: Spruce stimulating half-breed

Now reverse those and you'll see the world from my perspective.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5854384&forum_id=2Reputation#49802320)



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Date: April 8th, 2026 2:48 PM
Author: Rose mood

tbf you can not like chain restaurants and also not be an evil piece of human shit who abuses and mutilates their own children

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5854384&forum_id=2Reputation#49804337)



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Date: April 7th, 2026 4:56 PM
Author: salmon death wish

Good look filing in Judicial Hellhole(TM) jurisdictions with that attitude.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5854384&forum_id=2Reputation#49801258)



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Date: April 7th, 2026 9:22 PM
Author: Spruce stimulating half-breed

Like Gerry Spence, whenever I go to Judicial Hellholes, I eat strictly in locally owned places, to get a sense for what a potential jury might look and talk like.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5854384&forum_id=2Reputation#49802314)



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Date: April 7th, 2026 11:43 PM
Author: salmon death wish

This isn't 1992. ARE country doesn't have locally owned places. You'll need to hit the applebee's.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5854384&forum_id=2Reputation#49802751)



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Date: April 8th, 2026 2:58 PM
Author: cobalt national

nah you didn't and the only thing on the menu at your house is your poor kid's severed penis

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5854384&forum_id=2Reputation#49804396)



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Date: April 8th, 2026 3:15 PM
Author: Light Cheese-eating Mexican

spaceporn showing up, salivating, for a Hannibal Lecter style dinner party



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5854384&forum_id=2Reputation#49804454)



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Date: April 10th, 2026 11:14 AM
Author: heady coffee pot mother

https://theworld.org/stories/2016/07/31/japanese-artist-cooks-and-serves-his-own-genitals

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5854384&forum_id=2Reputation#49808484)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 4:47 AM
Author: Nudist Depressive Set

The casual way in which Poe drops into conversation that he is having his child physically mutilated and disfigured and then keeps talking chain restaurants is sickening and chilling. Poe, you deserve an early and painful death.

https://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5854384&mc=95&forum_id=2#49811874

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5854384&forum_id=2Reputation#49811876)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 4:43 PM
Author: self-absorbed school cafeteria blood rage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5854384&forum_id=2Reputation#49812827)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 5:30 PM
Author: Nudist Depressive Set



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5854384&forum_id=2Reputation#49812927)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 8:41 PM
Author: ultramarine beta market pocket flask

Was it the one near Southcenter? I've eaten there several times.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5854384&forum_id=2Reputation#49813262)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 8:57 PM
Author: Ungodly charismatic step-uncle's house knife

Your kids are only "trans" because of what happened with their mom

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5854384&forum_id=2Reputation#49813274)