truly amazing SOXL will trade within a band from like 5-6.25...	gay toaster	04/17/26
Lmao, you're still MAF that trump ended the war and stonks a...	ultramarine motley travel guidebook	04/17/26
yes, im MAF, this is all im thinking abt since i have no oth...	gay toaster	04/18/26
Why don't you just buy and hold ETFs for years and reap the ...	mauve laughsome state	04/18/26
no, furk that shit. i dont even need to be in market i shld ...	gay toaster	04/18/26
Putting 1 mil into 4% divvies and putting 400k in VOO is by ...	mauve laughsome state	04/18/26
i already have like 820k in PAAA SGOV GSY getting like 4.5%,...	gay toaster	04/18/26
Yeah I don't know how much your short position is going to r...	mauve laughsome state	04/18/26
What the fuck are these third world maniacs talking about in...	bossy principal's office alpha	04/18/26

Date: April 17th, 2026 3:25 PM Author: gay toaster truly amazing SOXL will trade within a band from like 5-6.25% up and never change entire day. Truly amazin! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5857875&forum_id=2Reputation#49823755)

Date: April 17th, 2026 4:05 PM Author: ultramarine motley travel guidebook Lmao, you're still MAF that trump ended the war and stonks are at an ATH (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5857875&forum_id=2Reputation#49823771)

Date: April 18th, 2026 3:24 AM Author: gay toaster yes, im MAF, this is all im thinking abt since i have no other stressors in life (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5857875&forum_id=2Reputation#49824563)

Date: April 18th, 2026 3:44 AM Author: mauve laughsome state Why don't you just buy and hold ETFs for years and reap the profits of American ingenuity and never options trade or short the market again? You could be rich too. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5857875&forum_id=2Reputation#49824568)

Date: April 18th, 2026 3:46 AM Author: gay toaster no, furk that shit. i dont even need to be in market i shld keep 1m in non equities just coping 4.5% divvies and onl keep 400k in marketes but yes i shld just put in VOO and not furk arnd but even that i dont know market cld do a 2000 crash that takes 15 y to recover, funny how idiots forget that (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5857875&forum_id=2Reputation#49824570)

Date: April 18th, 2026 3:57 AM Author: mauve laughsome state Putting 1 mil into 4% divvies and putting 400k in VOO is by far the smartest trading strategy you have ever put forth on this website and it's not close. Just do it man. Give up the ghost. In a year, you'll be richer. And every year basically forever, you'll be richer. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5857875&forum_id=2Reputation#49824572)

Date: April 18th, 2026 4:14 AM Author: gay toaster i already have like 820k in PAAA SGOV GSY getting like 4.5%, only issue is my brillant reverse 3x bet on market ljl once that recovers inshallah then i can easily just put 180k more into safe shit to get to 1m then 400k in SPY maybe and maybe 10k to furk arnd with options and shit (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5857875&forum_id=2Reputation#49824578)

Date: April 18th, 2026 4:16 AM Author: mauve laughsome state Yeah I don't know how much your short position is going to recover any time soon... (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5857875&forum_id=2Reputation#49824580)

Date: April 18th, 2026 4:20 AM Author: bossy principal's office alpha What the fuck are these third world maniacs talking about in this thread? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5857875&forum_id=2Reputation#49824584)