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My stonks are worthless

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Pearly stain range
  07/28/26
I'm up over 1% today.
opaque tanning salon toilet seat
  07/28/26
Not in tech/AI/chip stocks?
Pearly stain range
  07/28/26
Very little tech exposure now. Sold my INTC and GLW and nev...
opaque tanning salon toilet seat
  07/28/26
What stocks do people buy who don't have any tech exposure? ...
Pearly stain range
  07/28/26
I running a dividend portfolio so ETF's like SCHD but also i...
opaque tanning salon toilet seat
  07/28/26
the volatility is nuts. First stonks were worthless. Then th...
Pearly stain range
  07/28/26
jewish #s are barely off their all time highs how are you lo...
offensive trailer park
  07/28/26
he entered the stock market a month ago. he holds AI/chip st...
Marvelous plum hunting ground menage
  07/28/26
In March but yeah. I was up 30% now down 40% lol. I'm obviou...
Pearly stain range
  07/28/26
Last week I finally rolled over an old 401K worth around $13...
Nudist property
  07/28/26
What did you buy
Pearly stain range
  07/28/26
he's putting it all into FBTC
Marvelous plum hunting ground menage
  07/28/26
nothing yet
Nudist property
  07/28/26
Damn son. Well if that amount sitting around isn't a big con...
Slap-happy razzmatazz sanctuary
  07/28/26
"Damn son" https://youtube.com/shorts/aNwz0veNk...
Marvelous plum hunting ground menage
  07/28/26
Confirmed fake but still 180
Slap-happy razzmatazz sanctuary
  07/28/26
i read this as "money was invested in 401k, liquidated ...
nighttime indecent volcanic crater candlestick maker
  07/28/26
"Sitting in cash" indicates the money was in a 401...
Slap-happy razzmatazz sanctuary
  07/28/26
esl?
Nudist property
  07/28/26
You can hold cash in a 401k bro. When you said the funds wer...
Slap-happy razzmatazz sanctuary
  07/28/26
so yesterday you demonstrated you can't do basic data analys...
Nudist property
  07/28/26
Well then don't say "in cash" faggot. Plenty of...
Slap-happy razzmatazz sanctuary
  07/28/26
lol stfu you indian adhd weirdo
Nudist property
  07/28/26
That's part of why I'm so good at data analysis.
Slap-happy razzmatazz sanctuary
  07/28/26
i'm not sure you even understand what data analysis is. ...
Nudist property
  07/28/26
We don't need to turn this into a subthread wasteland like y...
Slap-happy razzmatazz sanctuary
  07/28/26
...
Pearly stain range
  07/28/26
it was invested in whatever fidelity shitfunds they had me i...
Nudist property
  07/28/26
What are your plans? I'm heavily invested in volatile risky ...
Pearly stain range
  07/28/26
I honestly don't know but I'm waiting for the market to not ...
Nudist property
  07/28/26
all non-dividend stocks are worthless. all you actually own ...
violent bright bbw hell
  07/28/26
(value investor clinging on to his paypal and adobe shares)
Soul-stirring twinkling pit knife
  07/28/26
(bitcoin investor clinging to his...ethereum)
violent bright bbw hell
  07/28/26
xrp actually
Soul-stirring twinkling pit knife
  07/28/26
brutal
opaque tanning salon toilet seat
  07/28/26
wow
Appetizing mediation
  07/28/26
This is true whether or not a company issues dividends. And ...
Slap-happy razzmatazz sanctuary
  07/28/26
I think he's talking about companies who prioritize paying o...
Pearly stain range
  07/28/26
I understand that part but he seems to be drawing a distinct...
Slap-happy razzmatazz sanctuary
  07/28/26
I've gone from +120% YTD to +20% YTD in the last 2 months
irradiated learning disabled ratface pervert
  07/28/26
Same lol
Pearly stain range
  07/28/26
Feels like I'm down 50%
irradiated learning disabled ratface pervert
  07/28/26
Buy the dip and wait for Jews to pump it up again before ano...
Pearly stain range
  07/28/26
SCHD always wins
Disrespectful multi-colored milk
  07/28/26
Can’t understand anyone being like this when SPY is st...
flatulent concupiscible lay idiot
  07/28/26
SPY is going 2 die. The Passive investing bubble is going t...
opaque tanning salon toilet seat
  07/28/26
...
spectacular pocket flask school cafeteria
  07/28/26
Waiting 5 years for a 70% return with virtually no risk is a...
Pearly stain range
  07/28/26
i can't, my stonks
Medicated Casino
  07/28/26
They went up
Pearly stain range
  07/30/26


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Date: July 28th, 2026 10:47 AM
Author: Pearly stain range



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5887021&forum_id=2Reputation#50029368)



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Date: July 28th, 2026 10:48 AM
Author: opaque tanning salon toilet seat

I'm up over 1% today.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5887021&forum_id=2Reputation#50029370)



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Date: July 28th, 2026 10:49 AM
Author: Pearly stain range

Not in tech/AI/chip stocks?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5887021&forum_id=2Reputation#50029376)



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Date: July 28th, 2026 10:52 AM
Author: opaque tanning salon toilet seat

Very little tech exposure now. Sold my INTC and GLW and never looked back.

edit: there's a x2 GLW ETF now, lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5887021&forum_id=2Reputation#50029387)



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Date: July 28th, 2026 11:01 AM
Author: Pearly stain range

What stocks do people buy who don't have any tech exposure? So your stocks just don't go up when everything goes up and they don't go down when everything goes down?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5887021&forum_id=2Reputation#50029425)



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Date: July 28th, 2026 11:29 AM
Author: opaque tanning salon toilet seat

I running a dividend portfolio so ETF's like SCHD but also individual stocks like RTX, VZ, O, BTI, HESM, etc. It will underperform 'the market' during boom years but 'the market' is kind of bs right now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5887021&forum_id=2Reputation#50029503)



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Date: July 28th, 2026 11:39 AM
Author: Pearly stain range

the volatility is nuts. First stonks were worthless. Then they went on a massive bull run for 3 months. And then hedge funds and institutions rug pulled everyone. "Lock in those 100% gains!" They locked in and now trillions in equity have been temporarily destroyed. Just so some asshole can tell investors that they did good on the year.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5887021&forum_id=2Reputation#50029525)



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Date: July 28th, 2026 10:54 AM
Author: offensive trailer park

jewish #s are barely off their all time highs how are you losing $



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5887021&forum_id=2Reputation#50029392)



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Date: July 28th, 2026 10:58 AM
Author: Marvelous plum hunting ground menage

he entered the stock market a month ago. he holds AI/chip stocks. just keep holding them. this shit is volatile.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5887021&forum_id=2Reputation#50029408)



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Date: July 28th, 2026 11:00 AM
Author: Pearly stain range

In March but yeah. I was up 30% now down 40% lol. I'm obviously holding. It can't go to zero!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5887021&forum_id=2Reputation#50029423)



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Date: July 28th, 2026 11:14 AM
Author: Nudist property

Last week I finally rolled over an old 401K worth around $130K that I had been thumbing my ass on for 15+ years. It's been sitting in cash bc I haven't gotten around to figuring out what to buy. I feel like a genius.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5887021&forum_id=2Reputation#50029464)



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Date: July 28th, 2026 11:16 AM
Author: Pearly stain range

What did you buy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5887021&forum_id=2Reputation#50029468)



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Date: July 28th, 2026 11:30 AM
Author: Marvelous plum hunting ground menage

he's putting it all into FBTC

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5887021&forum_id=2Reputation#50029505)



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Date: July 28th, 2026 1:21 PM
Author: Nudist property

nothing yet

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5887021&forum_id=2Reputation#50029821)



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Date: July 28th, 2026 12:23 PM
Author: Slap-happy razzmatazz sanctuary

Damn son. Well if that amount sitting around isn't a big concern for you you're probably secure enough that missing out on 15 years of appreciation is nbd.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5887021&forum_id=2Reputation#50029629)



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Date: July 28th, 2026 12:26 PM
Author: Marvelous plum hunting ground menage

"Damn son"

https://youtube.com/shorts/aNwz0veNkjM?si=EUWiTK-Zj-6Pe2sA

pls discuss

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5887021&forum_id=2Reputation#50029638)



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Date: July 28th, 2026 12:29 PM
Author: Slap-happy razzmatazz sanctuary

Confirmed fake but still 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5887021&forum_id=2Reputation#50029655)



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Date: July 28th, 2026 12:31 PM
Author: nighttime indecent volcanic crater candlestick maker

i read this as "money was invested in 401k, liquidated to rollover recently, and not reinvested YET" - op pls confirm thank.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5887021&forum_id=2Reputation#50029659)



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Date: July 28th, 2026 12:39 PM
Author: Slap-happy razzmatazz sanctuary

"Sitting in cash" indicates the money was in a 401k but not invested in anything to me?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5887021&forum_id=2Reputation#50029687)



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Date: July 28th, 2026 1:23 PM
Author: Nudist property

esl?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5887021&forum_id=2Reputation#50029826)



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Date: July 28th, 2026 1:32 PM
Author: Slap-happy razzmatazz sanctuary

You can hold cash in a 401k bro. When you said the funds were "in cash" I took that to mean "in cash" as opposed to fidelity managed funds.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5887021&forum_id=2Reputation#50029870)



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Date: July 28th, 2026 1:34 PM
Author: Nudist property

so yesterday you demonstrated you can't do basic data analysis and now today you've demonstrated lack of basic American language reading comprehension skills? maybe India is where you belong?

obviously no one has a corporate 401K all cash except for the most retarded boomers who prob would just take the penalties and buy gold coins.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5887021&forum_id=2Reputation#50029877)



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Date: July 28th, 2026 1:47 PM
Author: Slap-happy razzmatazz sanctuary

Well then don't say "in cash" faggot.

Plenty of people actively manage their 401ks. If you felt there wasn't a good investment opportunity it's rational to hold cash. Considering 15 years ago was during ITE it would not be surprising that someone was holding a substantial amount of cash. I'm sure plenty of people have substantial amount of cash in their 401k right now because they're worried the market is overvalued. Why do you think SPAXX has a value of $450b right now?!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5887021&forum_id=2Reputation#50029906)



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Date: July 28th, 2026 1:49 PM
Author: Nudist property

lol stfu you indian adhd weirdo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5887021&forum_id=2Reputation#50029912)



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Date: July 28th, 2026 1:50 PM
Author: Slap-happy razzmatazz sanctuary

That's part of why I'm so good at data analysis.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5887021&forum_id=2Reputation#50029915)



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Date: July 28th, 2026 1:55 PM
Author: Nudist property

i'm not sure you even understand what data analysis is.

and corp 401Ks are a pain in the dick to actively trade individual stocks. the fidelity crap for what it's worth wasn't that bad (started with far less than $130K when I left that job).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5887021&forum_id=2Reputation#50029926)



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Date: July 28th, 2026 2:03 PM
Author: Slap-happy razzmatazz sanctuary

We don't need to turn this into a subthread wasteland like yesterday. I assumed that by "in cash" you meant you had kept a bunch of money in their cash fund, something that does exist and that many people put money in. I don't think it's ESL to read that, I think it's poor drafting that you meant "kept the money in fidelity funds instead of rolling them over into other funds." And you could have just said that rather than being YSFFM about a subthread yesterday.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5887021&forum_id=2Reputation#50029952)



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Date: July 28th, 2026 12:45 PM
Author: Pearly stain range



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5887021&forum_id=2Reputation#50029703)



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Date: July 28th, 2026 1:23 PM
Author: Nudist property

it was invested in whatever fidelity shitfunds they had me in. it's only been all cash since last week when I closed it and did the rollover that I can manage directly myself.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5887021&forum_id=2Reputation#50029824)



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Date: July 28th, 2026 1:25 PM
Author: Pearly stain range

What are your plans? I'm heavily invested in volatile risky assets that pump like mad during a bull run but then recently fell off a cliff. Do you want to be a baller like me?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5887021&forum_id=2Reputation#50029832)



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Date: July 28th, 2026 1:35 PM
Author: Nudist property

I honestly don't know but I'm waiting for the market to not shit itself each day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5887021&forum_id=2Reputation#50029880)



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Date: July 28th, 2026 12:26 PM
Author: violent bright bbw hell

all non-dividend stocks are worthless. all you actually own is the right to the proceeds left over after bankruptcy lol. think about that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5887021&forum_id=2Reputation#50029642)



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Date: July 28th, 2026 12:27 PM
Author: Soul-stirring twinkling pit knife

(value investor clinging on to his paypal and adobe shares)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5887021&forum_id=2Reputation#50029649)



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Date: July 28th, 2026 12:28 PM
Author: violent bright bbw hell

(bitcoin investor clinging to his...ethereum)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5887021&forum_id=2Reputation#50029652)



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Date: July 28th, 2026 12:29 PM
Author: Soul-stirring twinkling pit knife

xrp actually

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5887021&forum_id=2Reputation#50029654)



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Date: July 28th, 2026 12:29 PM
Author: opaque tanning salon toilet seat

brutal

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5887021&forum_id=2Reputation#50029656)



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Date: July 28th, 2026 12:45 PM
Author: Appetizing mediation

wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5887021&forum_id=2Reputation#50029707)



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Date: July 28th, 2026 12:37 PM
Author: Slap-happy razzmatazz sanctuary

This is true whether or not a company issues dividends. And by definition a bankrupt company is insolvent, i.e. debts and liabilities exceed assets. Stockholdere in companies that were liquidated in bankruptcy rarely receive anything and whether that company paid a dividend previously doesn't impact anything.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5887021&forum_id=2Reputation#50029680)



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Date: July 28th, 2026 12:43 PM
Author: Pearly stain range

I think he's talking about companies who prioritize paying out shareholders from profits rather than doing buybacks to pump the stock price. He's saying get paid now and don't rely on Jewish money letters.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5887021&forum_id=2Reputation#50029699)



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Date: July 28th, 2026 1:29 PM
Author: Slap-happy razzmatazz sanctuary

I understand that part but he seems to be drawing a distinction between what those companies are worth when liquidated. If a solvent company was liquidated for some reason all the profts that could have been issued as a dividend would be owed to the shareholders.

Choosing to invest in companies that reinvest profits isn't nad or even speculative. Every company reinveste at least a portion of their profits if they want to grow at all. Berkshire Hathaway, the posterchild for traditional, value investing, does not issue a divided. And I am happy for Warren Buffet to hold what could have been my divided to reinvest in other things.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5887021&forum_id=2Reputation#50029860)



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Date: July 28th, 2026 12:33 PM
Author: irradiated learning disabled ratface pervert

I've gone from +120% YTD to +20% YTD in the last 2 months

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5887021&forum_id=2Reputation#50029662)



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Date: July 28th, 2026 12:41 PM
Author: Pearly stain range

Same lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5887021&forum_id=2Reputation#50029691)



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Date: July 28th, 2026 2:32 PM
Author: irradiated learning disabled ratface pervert

Feels like I'm down 50%

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5887021&forum_id=2Reputation#50030058)



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Date: July 28th, 2026 2:33 PM
Author: Pearly stain range

Buy the dip and wait for Jews to pump it up again before another rug pull.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5887021&forum_id=2Reputation#50030064)



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Date: July 28th, 2026 1:10 PM
Author: Disrespectful multi-colored milk

SCHD always wins

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5887021&forum_id=2Reputation#50029782)



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Date: July 28th, 2026 7:13 PM
Author: flatulent concupiscible lay idiot

Can’t understand anyone being like this when SPY is straight as fuck up since 2020. Even 2020 took us to 2019 levels iirc. If anything you should be nervous about The Chart and its Verticalness

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5887021&forum_id=2Reputation#50030643)



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Date: July 28th, 2026 7:15 PM
Author: opaque tanning salon toilet seat

SPY is going 2 die. The Passive investing bubble is going to collapse.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5887021&forum_id=2Reputation#50030647)



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Date: July 28th, 2026 7:28 PM
Author: spectacular pocket flask school cafeteria



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5887021&forum_id=2Reputation#50030683)



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Date: July 28th, 2026 7:16 PM
Author: Pearly stain range

Waiting 5 years for a 70% return with virtually no risk is a solid, irrefutably great plan (it's even better if you have tens of millions to play with. The bigger your chip stack, the more 70% can be life altering!)

That being said in the same time span chip stocks and tech went nuclear by comparison. Google alone did almost double that. And other stocks went to the absolute moon.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5887021&forum_id=2Reputation#50030649)



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Date: July 28th, 2026 7:16 PM
Author: Medicated Casino

i can't, my stonks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5887021&forum_id=2Reputation#50030650)



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Date: July 30th, 2026 2:23 PM
Author: Pearly stain range

They went up

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5887021&forum_id=2Reputation#50034828)