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Date: January 31st, 2012 10:44 PM Author: alcoholic ratface range
1/31
no movement
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1860211&forum_id=2#19873959) |
Date: February 1st, 2012 2:31 PM Author: alcoholic ratface range
02/01:
no movement
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1860211&forum_id=2#19876792) |
Date: February 18th, 2012 12:36 AM Author: turquoise out-of-control water buffalo
WAIT, WHAT WAS THAT?!
oh, never mind. thought I saw something for a second.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1860211&forum_id=2#19988562) |
Date: February 20th, 2012 1:43 AM Author: Primrose Stock Car
consolidated weekend entry
2/18-2/19:
no movement
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1860211&forum_id=2#20004683) |
Date: February 29th, 2012 12:37 PM Author: alcoholic ratface range
2/29: no movement*
*leap year featuring an extra day of NOBIGLAW; NEVERWILLBEBIGLAW for TMF
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1860211&forum_id=2#20083223) |
Date: March 5th, 2012 1:45 PM Author: razzmatazz sex offender famous landscape painting
crawling toward glory*
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*slipping into dementia
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1860211&forum_id=2#20131008) |
Date: March 7th, 2012 5:47 PM Author: Dashing philosopher-king lettuce
*phone rings, TMF bolts up excitedly, sprinting across the filthy floor of his basement apartment with the tattered remains of a carpet still tenuously holding on*
"Damn thing! Another debt collector."
*returns to furiously scrolling through job listings on craigslist*
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1860211&forum_id=2#20151369) |
Date: April 2nd, 2012 1:24 AM Author: alcoholic ratface range Subject: HOLY SHIT GUISE
03/31: no movement
04/01: FISH GETS BIGLAW!!!!! START DATE IN AUGUST WITH V50 FIRM; FISH WILL OFFICIALLY BE CONSIDERED A SECOND YEAR ASSOCIATE
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1860211&forum_id=2#20371639)
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Date: April 4th, 2012 6:57 PM Author: Primrose Stock Car
04/04: no movement
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Dem IRON CHAINZ
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1860211&forum_id=2#20392317) |
Date: April 9th, 2012 2:07 PM Author: alcoholic ratface range
Weekend entry
04/07-04/09: no movement
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1860211&forum_id=2#20424790) |
Date: April 16th, 2012 12:06 AM Author: greedy glassy blood rage
Date: December 2nd, 2008 10:42 AM
Author: TMF (The Meanest Fish, yo)
No, I aspire to nouveau rich. Nouveau middle would involve a McMansion in some suburb of a second rate city. I aspire to multiple properties (to both use and rent out), millions in the bank and in various securities, great car, great apartment in the city and a great villa outside the city, the ability to travel the world, eat a great restaurants, etc. But no, I don't ever think I'll have over a billion dollars (unless the dollar really, really depreciates).
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1860211&forum_id=2#20472821)
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Date: April 25th, 2012 12:20 PM Author: alcoholic ratface range
04/25: 200 poasts: OFS
But no biglaw: OFN
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1860211&forum_id=2#20544222) |
Date: April 26th, 2012 2:58 PM Author: Overrated Senate
Date: January 17th, 2011 7:30 AM
Author: Renada Deshada obgyn
lol your excuses never stop. face it, you got into *one* T14 school. you *barely* got biglaw during the biggest boom of the last 20 years. you were dancing on raindrops to ever sniff the upper levels of attorney life and you are never never never never never getting back.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1860211&forum_id=2#20553686) |
Date: May 4th, 2012 2:08 PM Author: motley sanctuary gaming laptop
05/04: No movement.
But it's a lazy Friday, things should pick up early next week.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1860211&forum_id=2#20613752) |
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Date: May 5th, 2012 2:21 PM Author: ebony bawdyhouse idiot
Is this TMF?
You're fucked, bro. Fucked in the ass.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1860211&forum_id=2#20620431)
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Date: May 7th, 2012 2:48 PM Author: alcoholic ratface range
05/07: *crickets*
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1860211&forum_id=2#20636153)
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Date: May 27th, 2012 4:06 PM Author: alcoholic ratface range
vat??
send resumes?
thought TMF had BIG INTERVIEWS set up! BIG CHANGES ahead! first year associate at Cozen O'connor secure!!
you no go back 2 biglaw??
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1860211&forum_id=2#20776218) |
Date: May 30th, 2012 10:59 AM Author: Dashing philosopher-king lettuce
5/30: TMF, tears streaming down his cheeks, quickly dabs at his eyes to prevent his precious gold-bonded resume paper from getting stained as he tweaks his resume for the 39th time.
NO MOVEMENT / NO HOPE
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1860211&forum_id=2#20791958) |
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Date: May 30th, 2012 3:23 PM Author: light bespoke stead
lol @ me not emailing resumes and physically printing and mailing apps
lol @ me updating my resume often
Actually, this makes me think I should put more effort into this shit...
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1860211&forum_id=2#20793420) |
Date: June 8th, 2012 12:27 PM Author: Overrated Senate
Date: December 6th, 2010 2:20 PM
Author: United Against a Nuclear Latham
we are in the final hours of glorious plan. TMF's return to biglaw is immanent. i say we all put up $10 in a pot and bet when TMF returns.
rule 1: we are betting on TMF's first day not, e.g., when he receives his offer. so, for example, if a firm extends an offer on January 1, but TMF's start date is not until July, you don't win by betting week 1.
open to suggestions for other rules from established poasters.
who's in?
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1500919&forum_id=2в�â#16739662)
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1860211&forum_id=2#20848428) |
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Date: July 2nd, 2012 8:48 PM Author: Overrated Senate
Date: January 19th, 2011 2:58 PM
Author: .,..,..,,..,.,.,:,,:,.,.,:::,.,..,:,.,.:.,:.,:.::+
Man, the saddest thing about the internet is that I won't get to actually see your face when I get back in the game. But don't worry, I know you'll be mad.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1532079&forum_id=2#17092483)
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1860211&forum_id=2#21005219)
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Date: July 8th, 2012 2:38 PM Author: Dashing philosopher-king lettuce
7/08: *as the scorching heat cripples the east coast, TMF chuckles to himself, thinking how "shrewd" he was to be only able to afford a basement apartment that stays relatively cool. He then begins to fire off resumes, only to learn that the junk mail filters used by most v100 firms have now blocked his emails as junk. The chuckles turn to tears of desperation as TMF cries out:*
"Is that all I am? Junk? The sum of my life is junk?"
*MND says nothing, only arching one eyebrow before returning to clipping coupons from the copy of the Times TMF stole from an adjacent building's stoop*
NO MOVEMENT / NO HOPE
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1860211&forum_id=2#21041393) |
Date: August 3rd, 2012 3:48 PM Author: Red insane casino
A BIGLAW APPEARS!
YOU RAN AWAY.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1860211&forum_id=2#21251526) |
Date: September 18th, 2012 2:24 PM Author: Overrated Senate
As much as I hate Taylor Swift, you can't help but sing
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WA4iX5D9Z64
You are never ever ever getting back 2 biglaw
You-oooh are never ever ever getting back 2 biglaw
You go take some classes take the ip bar use linkedin
But you are never ever ever ever getting back 2 biglaw
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1860211&forum_id=2#21607932)
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Date: September 20th, 2012 10:02 AM Author: Smoky Talented Dog Poop
IM NOT IN UNDERSTAND
you'd think your ideals would kind of tumble in on themselves like a black hole by now and you'd like, just turn into a brute tard and go fuck some midgets.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1860211&forum_id=2#21620061) |
Date: October 1st, 2012 2:51 AM Author: alcoholic ratface range
Consolidated weekend entry:
09/28-09/30: no movement
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1860211&forum_id=2#21690188) |
Date: October 4th, 2012 1:38 PM Author: Dashing philosopher-king lettuce
*a pile of blankets shifts at the bottom of a Harlem subway stair. A little grubby pale hand juts out. Instead of the usual begging cup, the grubby hand contains a piece of gold-bonded resume paper emblazoned with the name "Tibor Michaelovitch Fishkowitz". A cry from below the filthy blankets penetrates your ears:*
"Please to be taking. I am job. Real attorney, yes?"
*you scurry away, desperate to avoid the infectious reek of failure eminating from the sad wreck of a man once called TMF*
10/4 no hope
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1860211&forum_id=2#21714867) |
Date: November 22nd, 2012 5:52 PM Author: alcoholic ratface range
Approximately four years ago some subhuman Russian partner in a TTT vault foreign outpost lined up numerous "turkey" biglaw careers. He pardoned several of them. He did not pardon any TTT aspie midgets who went to TTT law schools and got TTT grades.
11/22: no fucking movement
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1860211&forum_id=2#22095341) |
Date: December 20th, 2012 1:36 PM Author: alcoholic ratface range
12/20: no movement
world ending soon, buddy. gotta get on it.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1860211&forum_id=2#22286596) |
Date: December 21st, 2012 4:32 PM Author: alcoholic ratface range
12/21: no movement
Mayan biglaw calendar resets. New epoch of NOBIGLAW
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1860211&forum_id=2#22292630) |
Date: December 24th, 2012 1:32 PM Author: alcoholic ratface range
12/24: TMF manages a deal team on Christmas eve in Moscow
"I need those documents, NOW!" Fish barked at a trembling junior associate who quickly scurried away, clumsily dropping the hefty stack of copies on his way out the door. Fish slumped down in his high-backed executive chair at the head of a conference table swarming with his busy underlings. The cacophony of ringing telephones, buzzing copiers, and shouting paralegals blended together and faded to a dull hum in the back of his mind as he began to recall those quiet few months - or was it...years? - that he was out of the game, seemingly shunned forever from biglaw. So much had changed since then. The jet. The custom tailored suits. The multiple properties - to use and to rent out, of course. Those sad, dark, unemployed days now seemed but a faint and hollow memory, as though they were someone else's memories - a copy of a copy of a copy; fuzzy; unfamiliar.
He snapped back to reality as his Blackberry buzzed loudly on the table. He glanced at the caller ID, which read "V. Alekperov."
"Well I'll be damned," thought Fish, "I guess I might have landed myself a whale..."
Fish stole a glance at the gold Baume & Mercier that Mandy had given him for Christmas just one year before. It read 12:03 a.m.
"Merry fuckin' Christmas," Fish smirked as he snatched the phone off the table and lifted it to his ear.
http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1502836&mc=69&forum_id=2,&PHPSESSID=fa4e31c3c483c48fede035ed943e5813#16757844
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1860211&forum_id=2#22305518) |
Date: January 29th, 2013 8:26 AM Author: alcoholic ratface range
01/29/13: no movement
over one year of NO MOVEMENT documented in TMF's journey back 2 biglaw!!!
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1860211&forum_id=2#22525298) |
Date: October 30th, 2017 1:44 PM Author: Razzle-dazzle dilemma
Oct. 30, 2017
no movement
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1860211&forum_id=2#34562517) |
Date: October 31st, 2017 10:35 AM Author: Razzle-dazzle dilemma
31 oct 2017
no movement
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1860211&forum_id=2#34569450) |
Date: October 31st, 2017 10:38 AM Author: Black pit
Lmfao holy fucking shit
180
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1860211&forum_id=2#34569476) |
Date: November 1st, 2017 3:08 PM Author: Razzle-dazzle dilemma
november 1, 2017
no movement
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1860211&forum_id=2#34580388) |
Date: November 2nd, 2017 9:36 PM Author: Razzle-dazzle dilemma
November 2, 2017
no movement
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1860211&forum_id=2#34591959) |
Date: November 7th, 2017 2:21 PM Author: Razzle-dazzle dilemma
consolidated entry
nov 3, 2017 NO MOVEMENT
nov 4, 2017 NO MOVEMENT
nov 5, 2017 NO MOVEMENT
nov 6, 2017 NO MOVEMENT
nov 7, 2017 NO MOVEMENT
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1860211&forum_id=2#34626692) |
Date: November 9th, 2017 4:43 PM Author: Razzle-dazzle dilemma
November 9, 2017
No movement
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1860211&forum_id=2#34645566) |
Date: November 13th, 2017 6:17 AM Author: Razzle-dazzle dilemma
Nov. 12, 2017: no movement
Nov. 13, 2017: no movement
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1860211&forum_id=2#34673793) |
Date: November 20th, 2017 8:41 PM Author: Razzle-dazzle dilemma
nov. 16, 2017: no movement
nov. 17, 2017: No movement
nov. 18, 2017: No Movement
nov. 19, 2017: NO Movement
nov. 20, 2017: NO MOVEMENT
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1860211&forum_id=2#34735435) |
Date: December 3rd, 2017 10:43 AM Author: Slippery University Mental Disorder
11/22/2017- 12/03/2017:
No movement
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1860211&forum_id=2#34827555) |
Date: December 14th, 2017 10:48 PM Author: Slippery University Mental Disorder
12/08/2017- 12/14/2017:
No movement
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1860211&forum_id=2#34923492) |
Date: December 28th, 2017 12:37 PM Author: Slippery University Mental Disorder
12/16/2017- 12/29/2017:
No movement
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1860211&forum_id=2#35025988) |
Date: January 18th, 2018 10:34 PM Author: Slippery University Mental Disorder
12/30/2017- 01/18/2018:
No movement
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1860211&forum_id=2#35186604) |
Date: March 1st, 2018 1:21 AM Author: Talking institution
01/19/2018 thru 03/01/2018: NO MOVEMENT
NOW WITH OVER 5+ YEARS OF SMOOTH-SIPPIN' EASY LISTENIN'
N-O-M-O-V-E-M-E-N-T
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1860211&forum_id=2#35511914)
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Date: March 27th, 2018 2:08 AM Author: Slippery University Mental Disorder
03/02/2018- 3/27/2018:
No movement
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1860211&forum_id=2#35697734) |
Date: January 16th, 2019 1:24 AM Author: Slippery University Mental Disorder
03/28/2018 - 01/16/2019:
No movement
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1860211&forum_id=2#37600633)
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Date: January 17th, 2019 10:19 AM Author: Slippery University Mental Disorder
01/17/2019:
No movement
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1860211&forum_id=2#37607444) |
Date: July 21st, 2019 6:51 PM Author: Slippery University Mental Disorder
01/18/2019 - 07/21/2019:
NO MOVEMENT
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1860211&forum_id=2#38566727) |
Date: July 22nd, 2019 11:52 PM Author: Slippery University Mental Disorder
07/22/2019:
No movement
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1860211&forum_id=2#38573533) |
Date: July 27th, 2019 6:30 PM Author: Slippery University Mental Disorder
7/23/2019 - 7/27/2019:
No movement
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1860211&forum_id=2#38598298) |
Date: March 19th, 2020 1:52 PM Author: Pea-brained arousing library weed whacker
Q1 of 2020
uh...
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1860211&forum_id=2#39808891) |
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