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Date: January 30th, 2012 2:48 AM Author: supple native A United States Marine was taking some college courses between assignments. He had completed 20 missions in Iraq and Afghanistan. One of the courses had a professor who was an avowed atheist, and a member of the ACLU.
One day the professor shocked the class when he came in. He looked to the ceiling and flatly stated, "GOD, if you are real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 minutes." The lecture room fell silent. You could hear a pin drop. Ten minutes went by and the professor proclaimed, "Here I am GOD, I'm still waiting."
It got down to the last couple of minutes when the Marine got out of his chair, went up to the professor, and cold-cocked him; knocking him off the platform. The professor was out cold.
The Marine went back to his seat and sat there, silently. The other students were shocked and stunned, and sat there looking on in silence. The professor eventually came to, noticeably shaken, looked at the Marine and asked, "What in the world is the matter with you? Why did you do that?"
The Marine calmly replied, "GOD was too busy today protecting America's soldiers who are protecting your right to say stupid stuff and act like an idiot. So, He sent me."
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Date: January 30th, 2012 2:50 AM Author: glittery twinkling center milk P.S. The Marine was charged with a hate crime and sentenced to 15-20 years. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1861287&forum_id=2#19863748) |
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Date: January 30th, 2012 3:18 AM Author: diverse scarlet gaping credited in NY/Cali/New England but not in ARE country. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1861287&forum_id=2#19863824) |
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Date: January 30th, 2012 2:50 AM Author: concupiscible circlehead was before the marine was president (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1861287&forum_id=2#19863750) |
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Date: January 30th, 2012 2:52 AM Author: Flirting toilet seat AMERICA (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1861287&forum_id=2#19863759) |
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Date: January 30th, 2012 2:53 AM Author: harsh titillating den ALLAH AKBAR (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1861287&forum_id=2#19863764) |
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Date: January 30th, 2012 2:55 AM Author: carnelian lascivious patrolman *forwards* (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1861287&forum_id=2#19863767) |
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Date: January 30th, 2012 3:03 AM Author: racy well-lubricated jewess stead rapetiles need to start hiring liberal hollywood writers to pen their chain emails. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1861287&forum_id=2#19863783) |
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Date: January 30th, 2012 3:12 AM Author: glittery twinkling center milk A United States Marine was taking some college courses between assignments. He *KAAABOOOOOOM!!!*
P.S. The Author was Michael Bay |
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Date: January 30th, 2012 7:14 PM Author: Shimmering Station Laughed hard. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1861287&forum_id=2#19866761) |
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Date: January 31st, 2012 2:13 AM Author: aromatic karate Underrated. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1861287&forum_id=2#19869569) |
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Date: January 31st, 2012 2:15 AM Author: Laughsome clown idiot lol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1861287&forum_id=2#19869575) |
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Date: January 31st, 2012 3:23 AM Author: light twinkling uncleanness abode lol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1861287&forum_id=2#19869759) |
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Date: January 31st, 2012 3:52 AM Author: beta voyeur 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1861287&forum_id=2#19869788) |
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Date: January 31st, 2012 2:11 PM Author: Provocative demanding internal respiration (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1861287&forum_id=2#19870942) |
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Date: August 3rd, 2012 3:08 PM Author: Adulterous Razzmatazz Hospital (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1861287&forum_id=2#21251129) |
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Date: November 1st, 2013 5:32 PM Author: Thriller cordovan chapel candlestick maker 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1861287&forum_id=2#24350184) |
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Date: July 12th, 2014 9:56 AM Author: Puce Parlour (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1861287&forum_id=2#25915972) |
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Date: January 30th, 2012 3:04 AM Author: diverse scarlet gaping twist: the Marine was Albert Einstein (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1861287&forum_id=2#19863787) |
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Date: January 30th, 2012 3:06 AM Author: Olive Lay FW: Fw: FW: FW: FW: Fw: fw: FW: FW: FW: FAITH in America's military!!!1!!1! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1861287&forum_id=2#19863789) |
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Date: July 12th, 2014 9:58 AM Author: floppy lodge famous landscape painting (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1861287&forum_id=2#25915975) |
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Date: January 30th, 2012 3:07 AM Author: autistic bat shit crazy shrine An atheist, communist, ACLU lawyer professor was teaching a class on Karl Marx. "Before the class begins, you must get on your knees and accept that Marx was the most highly-evolved being the world has ever known, greater than Jesus Christ!" At this moment, a brave, patriotic, pro-life Navy SEAL stood up, holding a rock. "How old is this rock, professor?" The arrogant professor smirked and smugly replied "4.6 billion years, you stupid Christian." "Wrong. It’s been 5,000 years since God created it. If it was 4.6 billion years old and evolution, as you say, is real… then it should be an animal now." The professor was visibly shaken. He dropped his chalk and stormed out of the classroom. The students applauded and all registered Republican. An eagle flew into the room and perched atop the American Flag and shed a tear on the chalk. That flag waves until this day, despite the lack of wind in the classroom. Semper Fi. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1861287&forum_id=2#19863795) |
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Date: January 30th, 2012 3:11 AM Author: glittery twinkling center milk 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1861287&forum_id=2#19863807) |
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Date: January 30th, 2012 3:12 AM Author: maize adventurous quadroon lol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1861287&forum_id=2#19863808) |
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Date: January 30th, 2012 3:12 AM Author: diverse scarlet gaping 180 eleventy
you've got some talent there, sonny boy |
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Date: January 30th, 2012 3:12 AM Author: concupiscible circlehead cot damn (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1861287&forum_id=2#19863814) |
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Date: January 30th, 2012 3:16 AM Author: Frozen Unhinged Step-uncle's House perhaps the best post ever on the new xo. i laughed until i cried (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1861287&forum_id=2#19863821) |
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Date: January 30th, 2012 3:26 AM Author: lake bossy crackhouse Can a bro please explain this post to me? I find it mildly humorous, but I assume based on the number of 180 ratings that it possesses an underlying genius that I'm missing. TYIA. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1861287&forum_id=2#19863850) |
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Date: January 30th, 2012 3:41 AM Author: diverse scarlet gaping (creationist Romnoid) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1861287&forum_id=2#19863892) |
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Date: January 30th, 2012 2:12 PM Author: lake bossy crackhouse No brother, I'm just dumb. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1861287&forum_id=2#19864976) |
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Date: January 30th, 2012 3:51 AM Author: Canary range turdskin lol pwned (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1861287&forum_id=2#19863914) |
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Date: January 30th, 2012 4:11 AM Author: Big-titted pungent location reading party I laughed, I cried, I said 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1861287&forum_id=2#19863934) |
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Date: August 3rd, 2012 3:09 PM Author: Blue stage (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1861287&forum_id=2#21251132) |
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Date: January 30th, 2012 4:26 AM Author: slap-happy box office jap Can we sup this up a little with some more details in the intro, and make the rock->animal pwn a little more reasonable and get this started as an actual arecountry email forward? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1861287&forum_id=2#19863955) |
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Date: January 30th, 2012 9:56 AM Author: maroon cracking base someone should do this (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1861287&forum_id=2#19864192) |
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Date: January 30th, 2012 4:30 AM Author: carnelian lascivious patrolman (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1861287&forum_id=2#19863959) |
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Date: January 30th, 2012 4:47 AM Author: histrionic therapy becky (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1861287&forum_id=2#19863969) |
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Date: January 30th, 2012 5:00 AM Author: Flirting toilet seat (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1861287&forum_id=2#19863977) |
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Date: January 30th, 2012 5:23 AM Author: avocado sex offender mediation lol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1861287&forum_id=2#19864001) |
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Date: January 30th, 2012 6:46 AM Author: high-end greedy set you could seriously tweak this a little bit and turn it into a IRL are country email forward. excellent work. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1861287&forum_id=2#19864033) |
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Date: January 30th, 2012 7:45 AM Author: exciting offensive codepig people who are hurt OMFG 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1861287&forum_id=2#19864043) |
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Date: January 30th, 2012 7:46 AM Author: exciting offensive codepig people who are hurt "An eagle flew into the room and perched atop the American Flag and shed a tear on the chalk. That flag waves until this day, despite the lack of wind in the classroom."
LOOOL |
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Date: January 30th, 2012 2:41 PM Author: Canary range turdskin WHAT IS THE SIGNIFICANCE OF IT CRYING ONTO THE CHALK? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1861287&forum_id=2#19865101) |
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Date: January 30th, 2012 2:43 PM Author: autistic bat shit crazy shrine The original chain email involved the piece of chalk: http://www.truthorfiction.com/rumors/c/chalk.htm (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1861287&forum_id=2#19865111) |
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Date: January 30th, 2012 2:43 PM Author: harsh titillating den Purifying and renewing the powdered whiteness of REAL America breh (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1861287&forum_id=2#19865113) |
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Date: January 30th, 2012 2:44 PM Author: autistic bat shit crazy shrine This too. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1861287&forum_id=2#19865120) |
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Date: April 15th, 2012 11:30 PM Author: Effete ruddy spot (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1861287&forum_id=2#20472554) |
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Date: January 30th, 2012 8:27 AM Author: maroon cracking base (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1861287&forum_id=2#19864067) |
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Date: January 30th, 2012 8:35 AM Author: Big blood rage (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1861287&forum_id=2#19864072) |
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Date: January 30th, 2012 9:37 AM Author: Dull curious hell sandwich You could hear a pin drop (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1861287&forum_id=2#19864138) |
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Date: January 30th, 2012 2:09 PM Author: autistic bat shit crazy shrine Should be in there somewhere. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1861287&forum_id=2#19864964) |
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Date: January 30th, 2012 2:10 PM Author: harsh titillating den 180 ROFL (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1861287&forum_id=2#19864968) |
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Date: January 30th, 2012 2:13 PM Author: Fuchsia Maniacal Ratface lolz (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1861287&forum_id=2#19864983) |
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Date: January 30th, 2012 2:16 PM Author: Orchid talented community account place of business 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1861287&forum_id=2#19864992) |
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Date: January 30th, 2012 2:23 PM Author: Swashbuckling locus main people (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1861287&forum_id=2#19865018) |
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Date: January 30th, 2012 2:42 PM Author: Bateful trust fund senate 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1861287&forum_id=2#19865108) |
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Date: January 30th, 2012 2:57 PM Author: henna theater goal in life Rock flag & eagle. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1861287&forum_id=2#19865196) |
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Date: January 30th, 2012 7:15 PM Author: Shimmering Station Lawl (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1861287&forum_id=2#19866768) |
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Date: January 30th, 2012 7:16 PM Author: azure appetizing property Seriously the funniest original piece of writing on xoxo I've read in years. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1861287&forum_id=2#19866772) |
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Date: January 30th, 2012 7:22 PM Author: Pea-brained trip point (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1861287&forum_id=2#19866813) |
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Date: January 30th, 2012 7:47 PM Author: Canary range turdskin Semper Fi is for the Marines, not the SEALs. hth. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1861287&forum_id=2#19866991) |
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Date: January 30th, 2012 7:51 PM Author: avocado sex offender mediation That makes it all the better dumbass. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1861287&forum_id=2#19867025) |
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Date: January 31st, 2012 2:09 AM Author: aromatic karate (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1861287&forum_id=2#19869553) |
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Date: January 31st, 2012 3:26 AM Author: twisted casino pozpig ah fuck it 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1861287&forum_id=2#19869762) |
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Date: January 31st, 2012 3:39 AM Author: Exhilarant factory reset button 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1861287&forum_id=2#19869771) |
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Date: January 31st, 2012 3:53 AM Author: beta voyeur if I paste this as my facebook status, will doobs find me? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1861287&forum_id=2#19869791) |
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Date: January 31st, 2012 2:11 PM Author: Provocative demanding internal respiration 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1861287&forum_id=2#19870945) |
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Date: January 31st, 2012 2:16 PM Author: Motley personal credit line menage 180!!! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1861287&forum_id=2#19870976) |
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Date: February 7th, 2012 6:24 AM Author: high-end greedy set looky looky here http://i.imgur.com/SUfx6.png |
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Date: February 7th, 2012 6:34 AM Author: autistic bat shit crazy shrine Been poasting my version on the chan for like four days now. Various versions of the chalk story have been floating around for months. I just picked out the better bits for the one I made I toned it down. This one is over the top though. You a /b/tard?
Edit: Is this shit seriously on reddit now?
2nd edit: http://pastebin.com/5ENzjzdh
http://forum.bodybuilding.com/showthread.php?t=142071661&page=1 |
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Date: February 7th, 2012 6:47 AM Author: autistic bat shit crazy shrine YEEAAAHHH BABY! Third spamming still active!
boards.4chan.org/pol/res/1522333 |
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Date: February 7th, 2012 7:37 AM Author: stimulating double fault multi-billionaire (plagirizer) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1861287&forum_id=2#19914623) |
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Date: February 8th, 2012 2:56 PM Author: Canary range turdskin 4chan jacked you
http://imgur.com/gallery/SUfx6 |
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Date: February 8th, 2012 8:59 PM Author: carnelian lascivious patrolman wtf (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1861287&forum_id=2#19926701) |
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Date: April 15th, 2012 11:25 PM Author: Charismatic indecent liquid oxygen (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1861287&forum_id=2#20472513) |
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Date: August 3rd, 2012 3:09 PM Author: Adulterous Razzmatazz Hospital i died (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1861287&forum_id=2#21251138) |
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Date: September 11th, 2012 8:48 PM Author: Charismatic indecent liquid oxygen (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1861287&forum_id=2#21555908) |
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Date: September 11th, 2012 8:52 PM Author: Sienna boiling water meetinghouse ps the eagle was albert einstein (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1861287&forum_id=2#21555921) |
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Date: September 11th, 2012 9:01 PM Author: Brilliant library 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1861287&forum_id=2#21555990) |
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Date: June 11th, 2013 1:15 PM Author: Heady Soggy Shitlib Private Investor 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1861287&forum_id=2#23372925) |
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Date: October 28th, 2013 3:08 PM Author: obsidian friendly grandma hairy legs That's not how evolution works (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1861287&forum_id=2#24322923) |
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Date: October 28th, 2013 3:13 PM Author: irradiated emerald institution haven't laughed this hard at a poast in a while (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1861287&forum_id=2#24322951) |
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Date: November 1st, 2013 5:33 PM Author: Thriller cordovan chapel candlestick maker 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1861287&forum_id=2#24350194) |
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Date: July 12th, 2014 4:05 AM Author: Boyish navy corner (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1861287&forum_id=2#25915599) |
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Date: July 12th, 2014 4:08 AM Author: Judgmental mentally impaired trailer park trump supporter How did I miss this gem?
180! |
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Date: May 24th, 2018 11:57 PM Author: ivory space (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1861287&forum_id=2#36123555) |
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Date: January 30th, 2012 3:07 AM Author: autistic bat shit crazy shrine (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1861287&forum_id=2#19863796) |
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Date: January 30th, 2012 8:40 AM Author: Razzle-dazzle deer antler The government is incredibly adept at convincing people that our resource grabs have something to do with our Constitutional rights. It's laughable that people aren't able to discern this and further evidence that the Founders were right: the unwashed masses are dangerous and incapable of self-government. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1861287&forum_id=2#19864075) |
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Date: January 30th, 2012 2:44 PM Author: Bateful trust fund senate The message was watch these fuckers like a hawk because they will do whatever they can to cement their power but in case you don't, we've erected legal barriers to stop them for two hundred years or so. And here we are (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1861287&forum_id=2#19865124) |
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Date: January 30th, 2012 2:22 PM Author: pink foreskin I love that this story implies an overburdened God sitting behind a disheveled desk, frantically trying to meet deadlines as his wife bugs him about picking up dinner on the way home. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1861287&forum_id=2#19865011) |
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Date: January 30th, 2012 2:24 PM Author: Fuchsia Maniacal Ratface Finally he's just like, "DAMMIT! I don't need this shit right now! Marinedood, help me out here!" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1861287&forum_id=2#19865023) |
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Date: January 31st, 2012 12:20 PM Author: topaz forum "shitshitshit I totally forgot about embarrassing that atheist professor. shirley could you get a marine to step in for me." (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1861287&forum_id=2#19870501) |
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Date: April 25th, 2014 1:39 AM Author: bearded french coffee pot garrison IN fairness, the Marine Hymn DOES claim that god has Marines guarding heaven. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1861287&forum_id=2#25443158) |
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Date: January 30th, 2012 5:30 PM Author: Flirting toilet seat (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1861287&forum_id=2#19866148) |
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Date: January 30th, 2012 6:03 PM Author: up-to-no-good silver gay wizard http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1846138&mc=21&forum_id=2#19724654 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1861287&forum_id=2#19866341) |
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Date: January 30th, 2012 7:15 PM Author: avocado sex offender mediation You're the king of the board (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1861287&forum_id=2#19866770) |
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Date: January 30th, 2012 7:40 PM Author: Flirting toilet seat I love how all these are country email forwards just implicitly assume that any given marine is a god fearing Christian. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1861287&forum_id=2#19866945) |
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Date: January 31st, 2012 2:14 AM Author: Laughsome clown idiot tbf, most are faggot (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1861287&forum_id=2#19869574) |
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Date: January 31st, 2012 3:50 AM Author: diverse scarlet gaping Most are definately no faggots, you piece of shit libpedo. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1861287&forum_id=2#19869782) |
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Date: February 7th, 2012 6:59 AM Author: autistic bat shit crazy shrine Spamming 4chan has paid off. This is rapidly turning into a meme. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1861287&forum_id=2#19914616) |
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Date: February 7th, 2012 7:37 AM Author: stimulating double fault multi-billionaire I like how you stole that story from 4chan and tried to pass it off as your own. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1861287&forum_id=2#19914622) |
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Date: February 8th, 2012 8:42 PM Author: avocado sex offender mediation (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1861287&forum_id=2#19926515) |
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Date: April 15th, 2012 11:48 PM Author: Laughsome clown idiot (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1861287&forum_id=2#20472706) |
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Date: August 3rd, 2012 3:05 PM Author: confused gas station (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1861287&forum_id=2#21251098) |
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Date: February 7th, 2012 7:45 AM Author: Cyan comical theatre philosopher-king http://www.reddit.com/r/atheism/comments/pedh3/another_great_find_on_b_xpost_r4chan/ (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1861287&forum_id=2#19914628) |
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Date: February 8th, 2012 8:27 PM Author: aromatic karate Fuckers STOLE it from us! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1861287&forum_id=2#19926318) |
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Date: February 8th, 2012 8:41 PM Author: diverse scarlet gaping (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1861287&forum_id=2#19926504) |
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Date: April 15th, 2012 11:30 PM Author: Spruce sneaky criminal cuck LOL at this backslapping atheitist (no typo here) shitlib TTT of a thread. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1861287&forum_id=2#20472553) |
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Date: July 2nd, 2012 5:11 PM Author: Flirting toilet seat (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1861287&forum_id=2#21003836) |
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Date: August 3rd, 2012 3:02 PM Author: confused gas station (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1861287&forum_id=2#21251062) |
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Date: September 11th, 2012 8:58 PM Author: Vivacious Temple ITT: Someone posts something popular on 4chan and reddit; everyone believes it originated on xoxo.
Same thing happened with lolcats. |
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Date: June 11th, 2013 1:17 PM Author: Contagious resort this site was doing anti-atheist chain-mail threads in 2008/9. that's where the PS: the student was albert einstein thing came from. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1861287&forum_id=2#23372940) |
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Date: July 12th, 2014 4:07 AM Author: disturbing sweet tailpipe fat ankles (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1861287&forum_id=2#25915600) |
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Date: December 1st, 2012 2:32 PM Author: electric hyperventilating public bath (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1861287&forum_id=2#22146681) |
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Date: June 11th, 2013 1:13 PM Author: Red school (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1861287&forum_id=2#23372911) |
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Date: June 11th, 2013 1:15 PM Author: Olive Lay http://www.reddit.com/r/forwardsfromgrandma/ (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1861287&forum_id=2#23372928) |
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Date: June 11th, 2013 1:15 PM Author: Heady Soggy Shitlib Private Investor Going to forward these to my reptile parents (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1861287&forum_id=2#23372929) |
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Date: June 25th, 2013 2:38 PM Author: Red school (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1861287&forum_id=2#23471774) |
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Date: October 28th, 2013 3:10 PM Author: irradiated emerald institution holy shit i'm glad i read this (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1861287&forum_id=2#24322932) |
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Date: October 28th, 2013 3:31 PM Author: internet-worthy buck-toothed incel cuckoldry (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1861287&forum_id=2#24323029) |
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Date: November 1st, 2013 5:30 PM Author: Bonkers federal piazza feces (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1861287&forum_id=2#24350172) |
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Date: February 5th, 2014 10:20 AM Author: bistre national toaster (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1861287&forum_id=2#24960600) |
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Date: April 25th, 2014 1:31 AM Author: filthy ungodly hissy fit A United States Marine was attending some college courses between assignments. He had completed missions in Iraq and Afghanistan . One of the courses had a professor who was a vowed atheist and a member of the ACLU.
One day the professor shocked the class when he came in. He looked to the ceiling and flatly stated, “God, if you are real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I’ll give you exactly 15 minutes.” The lecture room fell silent. You could hear a pin drop.
Ten minutes went by and the professor proclaimed, “Here I am God. I’m still waiting.” It got down to the last couple of minutes when the Marine got out of his chair, went up to the professor, and lifted up his arm to strike him.
At that moment the professor was transformed into a 7-foot grizzly, wreathed in a halo of holy fire. The bear spoke: "Blasphemer thou art, thou thinkst to take the place of God? Those who deny me face eternal fire, but you who knows my work and yet commits the sin of Satan I curse a hundred times over!" The Marine went back to his seat and sat there, silently picking at his boils. Then Richard Dawkins burst into the room, wielding a copy of The Selfish Gene and crying "Leave that boy alone, you pathetic atavism!" As the holy bear whirled around, terrible light flashing in its eyes, Dawkins shed his mortal form, raised each of his seven horned heads, and hissed. "It'ssss me you want!". And then the Lord and the Antichrist joined in the final battle.
The other students were shocked and stunned and sat there looking on in silence. |
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Date: July 12th, 2014 4:08 AM Author: Disgusting Sanctuary Mexican 190 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1861287&forum_id=2#25915601) |
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Date: July 12th, 2014 5:43 AM Author: awkward school cafeteria holy fuck (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1861287&forum_id=2#25915703) |
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Date: July 12th, 2014 9:50 AM Author: nofapping wonderful brunch background story what happened next??? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1861287&forum_id=2#25915957) |
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Date: July 18th, 2014 11:31 PM Author: Red school this is fucking incredible (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1861287&forum_id=2#25961713) |
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Date: November 14th, 2017 7:31 PM Author: chrome abusive rehab (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1861287&forum_id=2#34687733) |
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Date: July 12th, 2014 5:10 AM Author: hairraiser digit ratio (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1861287&forum_id=2#25915659) |
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Date: July 18th, 2014 11:53 PM Author: stirring submissive selfie mother Most overrated thread ever (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1861287&forum_id=2#25961879) |
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Date: July 18th, 2014 11:54 PM Author: Deep cerebral dilemma chad (very ARROGANT atheist professor) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1861287&forum_id=2#25961888) |
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Date: July 18th, 2014 11:56 PM Author: stirring submissive selfie mother don't make it worse (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1861287&forum_id=2#25961899) |
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Date: November 14th, 2017 7:25 PM Author: flatulent rough-skinned french chef house (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1861287&forum_id=2#34687720) |
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Date: November 14th, 2017 7:41 PM Author: Arousing Underhanded Ape 2012: XO would mock this. 2017: XO would forward this email to their friends along with a TRUMP 2020 signature line. |