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Date: January 30th, 2012 2:48 AM Author: fishy dashing kitchen A United States Marine was taking some college courses between assignments. He had completed 20 missions in Iraq and Afghanistan. One of the courses had a professor who was an avowed atheist, and a member of the ACLU.
One day the professor shocked the class when he came in. He looked to the ceiling and flatly stated, "GOD, if you are real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 minutes." The lecture room fell silent. You could hear a pin drop. Ten minutes went by and the professor proclaimed, "Here I am GOD, I'm still waiting."
It got down to the last couple of minutes when the Marine got out of his chair, went up to the professor, and cold-cocked him; knocking him off the platform. The professor was out cold.
The Marine went back to his seat and sat there, silently. The other students were shocked and stunned, and sat there looking on in silence. The professor eventually came to, noticeably shaken, looked at the Marine and asked, "What in the world is the matter with you? Why did you do that?"
The Marine calmly replied, "GOD was too busy today protecting America's soldiers who are protecting your right to say stupid stuff and act like an idiot. So, He sent me."
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Date: January 30th, 2012 2:50 AM Author: fighting garrison wrinkle P.S. The Marine was charged with a hate crime and sentenced to 15-20 years. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1861287&forum_id=2#19863748) |
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Date: January 30th, 2012 3:18 AM Author: dun kitty cat credited in NY/Cali/New England but not in ARE country. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1861287&forum_id=2#19863824) |
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Date: January 30th, 2012 2:50 AM Author: magenta center legal warrant was before the marine was president (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1861287&forum_id=2#19863750) |
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Date: January 30th, 2012 2:52 AM Author: Offensive clear antidepressant drug AMERICA (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1861287&forum_id=2#19863759) |
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Date: January 30th, 2012 2:53 AM Author: Silver Shaky Trailer Park Ladyboy ALLAH AKBAR (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1861287&forum_id=2#19863764) |
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Date: January 30th, 2012 2:55 AM Author: Drab metal jap faggot firefighter *forwards* (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1861287&forum_id=2#19863767) |
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Date: January 30th, 2012 3:03 AM Author: electric lavender school internal respiration rapetiles need to start hiring liberal hollywood writers to pen their chain emails. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1861287&forum_id=2#19863783) |
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Date: January 30th, 2012 3:12 AM Author: fighting garrison wrinkle A United States Marine was taking some college courses between assignments. He *KAAABOOOOOOM!!!*
P.S. The Author was Michael Bay |
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Date: January 30th, 2012 7:14 PM Author: Mahogany nighttime box office macaca Laughed hard. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1861287&forum_id=2#19866761) |
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Date: January 31st, 2012 2:13 AM Author: chest-beating lemon theater stain Underrated. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1861287&forum_id=2#19869569) |
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Date: January 31st, 2012 2:15 AM Author: multi-colored burgundy step-uncle's house lol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1861287&forum_id=2#19869575) |
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Date: January 31st, 2012 3:23 AM Author: amethyst office lol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1861287&forum_id=2#19869759) |
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Date: January 31st, 2012 3:52 AM Author: Elite turdskin degenerate 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1861287&forum_id=2#19869788) |
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Date: January 31st, 2012 2:11 PM Author: plum spot place of business (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1861287&forum_id=2#19870942) |
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Date: August 3rd, 2012 3:08 PM Author: blathering provocative gas station (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1861287&forum_id=2#21251129) |
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Date: November 1st, 2013 5:32 PM Author: saffron swashbuckling electric furnace tanning salon 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1861287&forum_id=2#24350184) |
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Date: July 12th, 2014 9:56 AM Author: misanthropic native queen of the night (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1861287&forum_id=2#25915972) |
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Date: January 30th, 2012 3:04 AM Author: dun kitty cat twist: the Marine was Albert Einstein (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1861287&forum_id=2#19863787) |
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Date: January 30th, 2012 3:06 AM Author: Impertinent Iridescent Resort Cuckold FW: Fw: FW: FW: FW: Fw: fw: FW: FW: FW: FAITH in America's military!!!1!!1! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1861287&forum_id=2#19863789) |
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Date: July 12th, 2014 9:58 AM Author: Thirsty bull headed telephone (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1861287&forum_id=2#25915975) |
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Date: January 30th, 2012 3:07 AM Author: Startling motley gunner An atheist, communist, ACLU lawyer professor was teaching a class on Karl Marx. "Before the class begins, you must get on your knees and accept that Marx was the most highly-evolved being the world has ever known, greater than Jesus Christ!" At this moment, a brave, patriotic, pro-life Navy SEAL stood up, holding a rock. "How old is this rock, professor?" The arrogant professor smirked and smugly replied "4.6 billion years, you stupid Christian." "Wrong. It’s been 5,000 years since God created it. If it was 4.6 billion years old and evolution, as you say, is real… then it should be an animal now." The professor was visibly shaken. He dropped his chalk and stormed out of the classroom. The students applauded and all registered Republican. An eagle flew into the room and perched atop the American Flag and shed a tear on the chalk. That flag waves until this day, despite the lack of wind in the classroom. Semper Fi. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1861287&forum_id=2#19863795) |
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Date: January 30th, 2012 3:11 AM Author: fighting garrison wrinkle 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1861287&forum_id=2#19863807) |
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Date: January 30th, 2012 3:12 AM Author: hairraiser out-of-control site lol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1861287&forum_id=2#19863808) |
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Date: January 30th, 2012 3:12 AM Author: dun kitty cat 180 eleventy
you've got some talent there, sonny boy |
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Date: January 30th, 2012 3:12 AM Author: magenta center legal warrant cot damn (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1861287&forum_id=2#19863814) |
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Date: January 30th, 2012 3:16 AM Author: razzle self-absorbed state dog poop perhaps the best post ever on the new xo. i laughed until i cried (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1861287&forum_id=2#19863821) |
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Date: January 30th, 2012 3:26 AM Author: Transparent Domesticated Meetinghouse Can a bro please explain this post to me? I find it mildly humorous, but I assume based on the number of 180 ratings that it possesses an underlying genius that I'm missing. TYIA. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1861287&forum_id=2#19863850) |
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Date: January 30th, 2012 3:41 AM Author: dun kitty cat (creationist Romnoid) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1861287&forum_id=2#19863892) |
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Date: January 30th, 2012 2:12 PM Author: Transparent Domesticated Meetinghouse No brother, I'm just dumb. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1861287&forum_id=2#19864976) |
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Date: January 30th, 2012 3:51 AM Author: Titillating Confused Double Fault Associate lol pwned (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1861287&forum_id=2#19863914) |
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Date: January 30th, 2012 4:11 AM Author: Milky genital piercing I laughed, I cried, I said 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1861287&forum_id=2#19863934) |
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Date: August 3rd, 2012 3:09 PM Author: Light Patrolman Jew (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1861287&forum_id=2#21251132) |
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Date: January 30th, 2012 4:26 AM Author: zippy twisted cumskin field Can we sup this up a little with some more details in the intro, and make the rock->animal pwn a little more reasonable and get this started as an actual arecountry email forward? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1861287&forum_id=2#19863955) |
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Date: January 30th, 2012 9:56 AM Author: Geriatric gold point someone should do this (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1861287&forum_id=2#19864192) |
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Date: January 30th, 2012 4:30 AM Author: Drab metal jap faggot firefighter (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1861287&forum_id=2#19863959) |
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Date: January 30th, 2012 4:47 AM Author: wonderful indirect expression principal's office (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1861287&forum_id=2#19863969) |
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Date: January 30th, 2012 5:23 AM Author: Chrome fiercely-loyal locus puppy lol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1861287&forum_id=2#19864001) |
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Date: January 30th, 2012 6:46 AM Author: Emerald Soggy House Sneaky Criminal you could seriously tweak this a little bit and turn it into a IRL are country email forward. excellent work. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1861287&forum_id=2#19864033) |
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Date: January 30th, 2012 7:45 AM Author: Vivacious affirmative action OMFG 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1861287&forum_id=2#19864043) |
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Date: January 30th, 2012 7:46 AM Author: Vivacious affirmative action "An eagle flew into the room and perched atop the American Flag and shed a tear on the chalk. That flag waves until this day, despite the lack of wind in the classroom."
LOOOL |
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Date: January 30th, 2012 2:41 PM Author: Titillating Confused Double Fault Associate WHAT IS THE SIGNIFICANCE OF IT CRYING ONTO THE CHALK? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1861287&forum_id=2#19865101) |
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Date: January 30th, 2012 2:43 PM Author: Startling motley gunner The original chain email involved the piece of chalk: http://www.truthorfiction.com/rumors/c/chalk.htm (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1861287&forum_id=2#19865111) |
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Date: January 30th, 2012 2:43 PM Author: Silver Shaky Trailer Park Ladyboy Purifying and renewing the powdered whiteness of REAL America breh (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1861287&forum_id=2#19865113) |
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Date: January 30th, 2012 2:44 PM Author: Startling motley gunner This too. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1861287&forum_id=2#19865120) |
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Date: January 30th, 2012 9:37 AM Author: Pale Property You could hear a pin drop (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1861287&forum_id=2#19864138) |
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Date: January 30th, 2012 2:09 PM Author: Startling motley gunner Should be in there somewhere. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1861287&forum_id=2#19864964) |
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Date: January 30th, 2012 2:10 PM Author: Silver Shaky Trailer Park Ladyboy 180 ROFL (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1861287&forum_id=2#19864968) |
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Date: January 30th, 2012 2:57 PM Author: frisky territorial multi-billionaire Rock flag & eagle. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1861287&forum_id=2#19865196) |
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Date: January 30th, 2012 7:15 PM Author: Mahogany nighttime box office macaca Lawl (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1861287&forum_id=2#19866768) |
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Date: January 30th, 2012 7:16 PM Author: twinkling lodge rigor Seriously the funniest original piece of writing on xoxo I've read in years. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1861287&forum_id=2#19866772) |
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Date: January 30th, 2012 7:22 PM Author: Azure mildly autistic roommate (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1861287&forum_id=2#19866813) |
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Date: January 30th, 2012 7:47 PM Author: Titillating Confused Double Fault Associate Semper Fi is for the Marines, not the SEALs. hth. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1861287&forum_id=2#19866991) |
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Date: January 30th, 2012 7:51 PM Author: Chrome fiercely-loyal locus puppy That makes it all the better dumbass. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1861287&forum_id=2#19867025) |
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Date: January 31st, 2012 3:53 AM Author: Elite turdskin degenerate if I paste this as my facebook status, will doobs find me? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1861287&forum_id=2#19869791) |
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Date: January 31st, 2012 2:11 PM Author: plum spot place of business 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1861287&forum_id=2#19870945) |
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Date: January 31st, 2012 2:16 PM Author: maize striped hyena 180!!! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1861287&forum_id=2#19870976) |
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Date: February 7th, 2012 6:24 AM Author: Emerald Soggy House Sneaky Criminal looky looky here http://i.imgur.com/SUfx6.png |
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Date: February 7th, 2012 6:34 AM Author: Startling motley gunner Been poasting my version on the chan for like four days now. Various versions of the chalk story have been floating around for months. I just picked out the better bits for the one I made I toned it down. This one is over the top though. You a /b/tard?
Edit: Is this shit seriously on reddit now?
2nd edit: http://pastebin.com/5ENzjzdh
http://forum.bodybuilding.com/showthread.php?t=142071661&page=1 |
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Date: February 7th, 2012 6:47 AM Author: Startling motley gunner YEEAAAHHH BABY! Third spamming still active!
boards.4chan.org/pol/res/1522333 |
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Date: February 8th, 2012 2:56 PM Author: Titillating Confused Double Fault Associate 4chan jacked you
http://imgur.com/gallery/SUfx6 |
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Date: February 8th, 2012 8:59 PM Author: Drab metal jap faggot firefighter wtf (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1861287&forum_id=2#19926701) |
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Date: September 11th, 2012 8:52 PM Author: Coral ape tank ps the eagle was albert einstein (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1861287&forum_id=2#21555921) |
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Date: October 28th, 2013 3:08 PM Author: Seedy Zombie-like Lay Main People That's not how evolution works (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1861287&forum_id=2#24322923) |
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Date: October 28th, 2013 3:13 PM Author: Ruddy know-it-all stag film mother haven't laughed this hard at a poast in a while (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1861287&forum_id=2#24322951) |
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Date: July 12th, 2014 4:05 AM Author: unhinged school cafeteria private investor (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1861287&forum_id=2#25915599) |
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Date: July 12th, 2014 4:08 AM Author: Primrose effete hairy legs How did I miss this gem?
180! |
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Date: May 24th, 2018 11:57 PM Author: Mauve church clown (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1861287&forum_id=2#36123555) |
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Date: January 30th, 2012 3:07 AM Author: Startling motley gunner (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1861287&forum_id=2#19863796) |
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Date: January 30th, 2012 8:40 AM Author: amber flirting stock car goyim The government is incredibly adept at convincing people that our resource grabs have something to do with our Constitutional rights. It's laughable that people aren't able to discern this and further evidence that the Founders were right: the unwashed masses are dangerous and incapable of self-government. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1861287&forum_id=2#19864075) |
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Date: January 30th, 2012 2:44 PM Author: slate arousing set mental disorder The message was watch these fuckers like a hawk because they will do whatever they can to cement their power but in case you don't, we've erected legal barriers to stop them for two hundred years or so. And here we are (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1861287&forum_id=2#19865124) |
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Date: January 30th, 2012 2:22 PM Author: flatulent shitlib theater stage I love that this story implies an overburdened God sitting behind a disheveled desk, frantically trying to meet deadlines as his wife bugs him about picking up dinner on the way home. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1861287&forum_id=2#19865011) |
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Date: January 30th, 2012 2:24 PM Author: Citrine Area Finally he's just like, "DAMMIT! I don't need this shit right now! Marinedood, help me out here!" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1861287&forum_id=2#19865023) |
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Date: January 31st, 2012 12:20 PM Author: maroon comical hominid "shitshitshit I totally forgot about embarrassing that atheist professor. shirley could you get a marine to step in for me." (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1861287&forum_id=2#19870501) |
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Date: April 25th, 2014 1:39 AM Author: Slap-happy Supple Famous Landscape Painting IN fairness, the Marine Hymn DOES claim that god has Marines guarding heaven. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1861287&forum_id=2#25443158) |
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Date: January 30th, 2012 5:30 PM Author: Offensive clear antidepressant drug (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1861287&forum_id=2#19866148) |
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Date: January 30th, 2012 6:03 PM Author: glassy feces http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1846138&mc=21&forum_id=2#19724654 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1861287&forum_id=2#19866341) |
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Date: January 30th, 2012 7:15 PM Author: Chrome fiercely-loyal locus puppy You're the king of the board (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1861287&forum_id=2#19866770) |
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Date: January 30th, 2012 7:40 PM Author: Offensive clear antidepressant drug I love how all these are country email forwards just implicitly assume that any given marine is a god fearing Christian. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1861287&forum_id=2#19866945) |
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Date: January 31st, 2012 2:14 AM Author: multi-colored burgundy step-uncle's house tbf, most are faggot (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1861287&forum_id=2#19869574) |
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Date: January 31st, 2012 3:50 AM Author: dun kitty cat Most are definately no faggots, you piece of shit libpedo. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1861287&forum_id=2#19869782) |
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Date: February 7th, 2012 6:59 AM Author: Startling motley gunner Spamming 4chan has paid off. This is rapidly turning into a meme. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1861287&forum_id=2#19914616) |
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Date: February 7th, 2012 7:37 AM Author: Nofapping appetizing pit I like how you stole that story from 4chan and tried to pass it off as your own. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1861287&forum_id=2#19914622) |
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Date: February 8th, 2012 8:42 PM Author: Chrome fiercely-loyal locus puppy (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1861287&forum_id=2#19926515) |
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Date: April 15th, 2012 11:48 PM Author: multi-colored burgundy step-uncle's house (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1861287&forum_id=2#20472706) |
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Date: August 3rd, 2012 3:05 PM Author: Alcoholic startled prole stage (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1861287&forum_id=2#21251098) |
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Date: February 7th, 2012 7:45 AM Author: Spruce Autistic Home Reading Party http://www.reddit.com/r/atheism/comments/pedh3/another_great_find_on_b_xpost_r4chan/ (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1861287&forum_id=2#19914628) |
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Date: February 8th, 2012 8:27 PM Author: chest-beating lemon theater stain Fuckers STOLE it from us! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1861287&forum_id=2#19926318) |
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Date: February 8th, 2012 8:41 PM Author: dun kitty cat (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1861287&forum_id=2#19926504) |
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Date: April 15th, 2012 11:30 PM Author: Blue national brethren LOL at this backslapping atheitist (no typo here) shitlib TTT of a thread. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1861287&forum_id=2#20472553) |
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Date: July 2nd, 2012 5:11 PM Author: Offensive clear antidepressant drug (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1861287&forum_id=2#21003836) |
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Date: August 3rd, 2012 3:02 PM Author: Alcoholic startled prole stage (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1861287&forum_id=2#21251062) |
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Date: September 11th, 2012 8:58 PM Author: Heady Tan Dilemma ITT: Someone posts something popular on 4chan and reddit; everyone believes it originated on xoxo.
Same thing happened with lolcats. |
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Date: June 11th, 2013 1:17 PM Author: Drunken pearl headpube this site was doing anti-atheist chain-mail threads in 2008/9. that's where the PS: the student was albert einstein thing came from. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1861287&forum_id=2#23372940) |
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Date: July 12th, 2014 4:07 AM Author: big-titted stead (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1861287&forum_id=2#25915600) |
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Date: December 1st, 2012 2:32 PM Author: Magical chestnut institution (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1861287&forum_id=2#22146681) |
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Date: June 11th, 2013 1:13 PM Author: Concupiscible painfully honest forum (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1861287&forum_id=2#23372911) |
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Date: June 11th, 2013 1:15 PM Author: Impertinent Iridescent Resort Cuckold http://www.reddit.com/r/forwardsfromgrandma/ (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1861287&forum_id=2#23372928) |
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Date: June 11th, 2013 1:15 PM Author: Green incel Going to forward these to my reptile parents (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1861287&forum_id=2#23372929) |
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Date: June 25th, 2013 2:38 PM Author: Concupiscible painfully honest forum (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1861287&forum_id=2#23471774) |
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Date: October 28th, 2013 3:10 PM Author: Ruddy know-it-all stag film mother holy shit i'm glad i read this (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1861287&forum_id=2#24322932) |
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Date: October 28th, 2013 3:31 PM Author: Adulterous indian lodge black woman (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1861287&forum_id=2#24323029) |
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Date: November 1st, 2013 5:30 PM Author: Galvanic beta generalized bond (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1861287&forum_id=2#24350172) |
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Date: February 5th, 2014 10:20 AM Author: Free-loading copper keepsake machete (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1861287&forum_id=2#24960600) |
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Date: April 25th, 2014 1:31 AM Author: soul-stirring dull chapel fanboi A United States Marine was attending some college courses between assignments. He had completed missions in Iraq and Afghanistan . One of the courses had a professor who was a vowed atheist and a member of the ACLU.
One day the professor shocked the class when he came in. He looked to the ceiling and flatly stated, “God, if you are real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I’ll give you exactly 15 minutes.” The lecture room fell silent. You could hear a pin drop.
Ten minutes went by and the professor proclaimed, “Here I am God. I’m still waiting.” It got down to the last couple of minutes when the Marine got out of his chair, went up to the professor, and lifted up his arm to strike him.
At that moment the professor was transformed into a 7-foot grizzly, wreathed in a halo of holy fire. The bear spoke: "Blasphemer thou art, thou thinkst to take the place of God? Those who deny me face eternal fire, but you who knows my work and yet commits the sin of Satan I curse a hundred times over!" The Marine went back to his seat and sat there, silently picking at his boils. Then Richard Dawkins burst into the room, wielding a copy of The Selfish Gene and crying "Leave that boy alone, you pathetic atavism!" As the holy bear whirled around, terrible light flashing in its eyes, Dawkins shed his mortal form, raised each of his seven horned heads, and hissed. "It'ssss me you want!". And then the Lord and the Antichrist joined in the final battle.
The other students were shocked and stunned and sat there looking on in silence. |
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Date: July 18th, 2014 11:53 PM Author: Angry Selfie Stage Most overrated thread ever (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1861287&forum_id=2#25961879) |
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Date: July 18th, 2014 11:54 PM Author: Big federal azn (very ARROGANT atheist professor) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1861287&forum_id=2#25961888) |
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Date: July 18th, 2014 11:56 PM Author: Angry Selfie Stage don't make it worse (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1861287&forum_id=2#25961899) |
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Date: November 14th, 2017 7:41 PM Author: Godawful Brass Library 2012: XO would mock this. 2017: XO would forward this email to their friends along with a TRUMP 2020 signature line. |