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Atheist professor vs marine (story)
| misanthropic diverse roommate | 01/30/12 |
| Up-to-no-good Big University Shitlib | 01/30/12 |
| impertinent cuck | 01/30/12 |
| cerise exciting principal's office depressive | 01/30/12 |
| Apoplectic roast beef location | 01/30/12 |
| adventurous mildly autistic azn bawdyhouse | 01/30/12 |
| Insecure native old irish cottage | 01/30/12 |
| thriller theater stage jap | 01/30/12 |
| Up-to-no-good Big University Shitlib | 01/30/12 |
| Cruel-hearted Adulterous Orchestra Pit Puppy | 01/30/12 |
| charismatic giraffe | 01/31/12 |
| Primrose senate organic girlfriend | 01/31/12 |
| Turquoise angry turdskin garrison | 01/31/12 |
| Charcoal Fiercely-loyal Whorehouse | 01/31/12 |
| wonderful rusted international law enforcement agency travel guidebook | 01/31/12 |
| concupiscible pervert ticket booth | 08/03/12 |
| copper provocative theater | 11/01/13 |
| Outnumbered Mexican | 07/12/14 |
| impertinent cuck | 01/30/12 |
| flushed excitant pit blood rage | 01/30/12 |
| Dashing Splenetic Stage Corn Cake | 07/12/14 |
| Vivacious business firm | 01/30/12 |
| Up-to-no-good Big University Shitlib | 01/30/12 |
| Deep lodge wrinkle | 01/30/12 |
| impertinent cuck | 01/30/12 |
| cerise exciting principal's office depressive | 01/30/12 |
| Pungent Bearded Dilemma | 01/30/12 |
| salmon marvelous haunted graveyard messiness | 01/30/12 |
| impertinent cuck | 01/30/12 |
| salmon marvelous haunted graveyard messiness | 01/30/12 |
| chartreuse bat-shit-crazy rehab background story | 01/30/12 |
| sepia dog poop | 01/30/12 |
| very tactful public bath | 08/03/12 |
| swashbuckling theatre idea he suggested | 01/30/12 |
| Ultramarine Violent Legend Crackhouse | 01/30/12 |
| Insecure native old irish cottage | 01/30/12 |
| Racy Kitchen Legal Warrant | 01/30/12 |
| Apoplectic roast beef location | 01/30/12 |
| Brilliant Irradiated Locus | 01/30/12 |
| Iridescent heady field | 01/30/12 |
| Pearl Affirmative Action | 01/30/12 |
| Pearl Affirmative Action | 01/30/12 |
| chartreuse bat-shit-crazy rehab background story | 01/30/12 |
| Vivacious business firm | 01/30/12 |
| adventurous mildly autistic azn bawdyhouse | 01/30/12 |
| Vivacious business firm | 01/30/12 |
| self-centered hateful gunner | 04/15/12 |
| Ultramarine Violent Legend Crackhouse | 01/30/12 |
| Gold aromatic karate | 01/30/12 |
| soul-stirring hospital liquid oxygen | 01/30/12 |
| Vivacious business firm | 01/30/12 |
| adventurous mildly autistic azn bawdyhouse | 01/30/12 |
| Puce property | 01/30/12 |
| Stirring Church | 01/30/12 |
| brass doobsian skinny woman | 01/30/12 |
| Arousing flirting newt | 01/30/12 |
| Spectacular yarmulke | 01/30/12 |
| Cruel-hearted Adulterous Orchestra Pit Puppy | 01/30/12 |
| odious range | 01/30/12 |
| impressive disturbing corner quadroon | 01/30/12 |
| chartreuse bat-shit-crazy rehab background story | 01/30/12 |
| Brilliant Irradiated Locus | 01/30/12 |
| charismatic giraffe | 01/31/12 |
| Cerebral juggernaut therapy | 01/31/12 |
| Cracking Nursing Home Headpube | 01/31/12 |
| Charcoal Fiercely-loyal Whorehouse | 01/31/12 |
| wonderful rusted international law enforcement agency travel guidebook | 01/31/12 |
| Sooty Double Fault Circlehead | 01/31/12 |
| Iridescent heady field | 02/07/12 |
| Vivacious business firm | 02/07/12 |
| Vivacious business firm | 02/07/12 |
| Ungodly Bateful Immigrant Set | 02/07/12 |
| chartreuse bat-shit-crazy rehab background story | 02/08/12 |
| Insecure native old irish cottage | 02/08/12 |
| Dark queen of the night | 04/15/12 |
| concupiscible pervert ticket booth | 08/03/12 |
| Dark queen of the night | 09/11/12 |
| self-absorbed menage | 09/11/12 |
| passionate scourge upon the earth telephone | 09/11/12 |
| Startled ratface famous landscape painting | 06/11/13 |
| Wild point partner | 10/28/13 |
| Aquamarine Feces | 10/28/13 |
| copper provocative theater | 11/01/13 |
| Twisted Magenta Persian Piazza | 07/12/14 |
| Laughsome meetinghouse rigor | 07/12/14 |
| Supple glassy school cafeteria | 05/24/18 |
| Vivacious business firm | 01/30/12 |
| Flesh Stead | 01/30/12 |
| Arousing flirting newt | 01/30/12 |
| Cobalt bossy hell | 01/30/12 |
| Puce property | 01/30/12 |
| cordovan sweet tailpipe | 01/31/12 |
| Internet-worthy Titillating Laser Beams | 04/25/14 |
| Apoplectic roast beef location | 01/30/12 |
| unholy incel | 01/30/12 |
| Brilliant Irradiated Locus | 01/30/12 |
| Apoplectic roast beef location | 01/30/12 |
| Primrose senate organic girlfriend | 01/31/12 |
| impertinent cuck | 01/31/12 |
| Vivacious business firm | 02/07/12 |
| Ungodly Bateful Immigrant Set | 02/07/12 |
| Brilliant Irradiated Locus | 02/08/12 |
| Primrose senate organic girlfriend | 04/15/12 |
| Bright milk coldplay fan | 08/03/12 |
| Overrated French Chef | 02/07/12 |
| charismatic giraffe | 02/08/12 |
| impertinent cuck | 02/08/12 |
| Canary Doctorate | 04/15/12 |
| Apoplectic roast beef location | 07/02/12 |
| Bright milk coldplay fan | 08/03/12 |
| transparent razzmatazz deer antler gas station | 09/11/12 |
| glittery godawful heaven | 06/11/13 |
| cowardly box office | 07/12/14 |
| Electric Mewling Forum Dysfunction | 12/01/12 |
| Chestnut Church Building | 06/11/13 |
| flushed excitant pit blood rage | 06/11/13 |
| Startled ratface famous landscape painting | 06/11/13 |
| Chestnut Church Building | 06/25/13 |
| Aquamarine Feces | 10/28/13 |
| massive coiffed trailer park halford | 10/28/13 |
| narrow-minded market | 11/01/13 |
| Indecent appetizing mother | 02/05/14 |
| Ruby parlor nowag | 04/25/14 |
| yapping big-titted area stock car | 07/12/14 |
| metal indian lodge | 07/12/14 |
| Anal walnut temple | 07/12/14 |
| Chestnut Church Building | 07/18/14 |
| crusty beady-eyed hominid plaza | 11/14/17 |
| 180 regret pocket flask | 07/12/14 |
| Cocky hideous sneaky criminal | 07/18/14 |
| cyan territorial station | 07/18/14 |
| Cocky hideous sneaky criminal | 07/18/14 |
| Multi-colored brunch boiling water | 11/14/17 |
| carmine fighting hall sound barrier | 11/14/17 |
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Date: January 30th, 2012 2:48 AM Author: misanthropic diverse roommate A United States Marine was taking some college courses between assignments. He had completed 20 missions in Iraq and Afghanistan. One of the courses had a professor who was an avowed atheist, and a member of the ACLU.
One day the professor shocked the class when he came in. He looked to the ceiling and flatly stated, "GOD, if you are real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 minutes." The lecture room fell silent. You could hear a pin drop. Ten minutes went by and the professor proclaimed, "Here I am GOD, I'm still waiting."
It got down to the last couple of minutes when the Marine got out of his chair, went up to the professor, and cold-cocked him; knocking him off the platform. The professor was out cold.
The Marine went back to his seat and sat there, silently. The other students were shocked and stunned, and sat there looking on in silence. The professor eventually came to, noticeably shaken, looked at the Marine and asked, "What in the world is the matter with you? Why did you do that?"
The Marine calmly replied, "GOD was too busy today protecting America's soldiers who are protecting your right to say stupid stuff and act like an idiot. So, He sent me."
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Date: January 30th, 2012 2:50 AM Author: Up-to-no-good Big University Shitlib P.S. The Marine was charged with a hate crime and sentenced to 15-20 years. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1861287&forum_id=2#19863748) |
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Date: January 30th, 2012 3:18 AM Author: impertinent cuck credited in NY/Cali/New England but not in ARE country. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1861287&forum_id=2#19863824) |
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Date: January 30th, 2012 2:50 AM Author: cerise exciting principal's office depressive was before the marine was president (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1861287&forum_id=2#19863750) |
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Date: January 30th, 2012 2:52 AM Author: Apoplectic roast beef location AMERICA (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1861287&forum_id=2#19863759) |
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Date: January 30th, 2012 2:53 AM Author: adventurous mildly autistic azn bawdyhouse ALLAH AKBAR (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1861287&forum_id=2#19863764) |
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Date: January 30th, 2012 2:55 AM Author: Insecure native old irish cottage *forwards* (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1861287&forum_id=2#19863767) |
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Date: January 30th, 2012 3:03 AM Author: thriller theater stage jap rapetiles need to start hiring liberal hollywood writers to pen their chain emails. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1861287&forum_id=2#19863783) |
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Date: January 30th, 2012 3:12 AM Author: Up-to-no-good Big University Shitlib A United States Marine was taking some college courses between assignments. He *KAAABOOOOOOM!!!*
P.S. The Author was Michael Bay |
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Date: January 30th, 2012 7:14 PM Author: Cruel-hearted Adulterous Orchestra Pit Puppy Laughed hard. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1861287&forum_id=2#19866761) |
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Date: January 31st, 2012 2:13 AM Author: charismatic giraffe Underrated. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1861287&forum_id=2#19869569) |
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Date: January 31st, 2012 2:15 AM Author: Primrose senate organic girlfriend lol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1861287&forum_id=2#19869575) |
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Date: January 31st, 2012 3:23 AM Author: Turquoise angry turdskin garrison lol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1861287&forum_id=2#19869759) |
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Date: January 31st, 2012 3:52 AM Author: Charcoal Fiercely-loyal Whorehouse 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1861287&forum_id=2#19869788) |
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Date: January 31st, 2012 2:11 PM Author: wonderful rusted international law enforcement agency travel guidebook (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1861287&forum_id=2#19870942) |
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Date: August 3rd, 2012 3:08 PM Author: concupiscible pervert ticket booth (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1861287&forum_id=2#21251129) |
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Date: November 1st, 2013 5:32 PM Author: copper provocative theater 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1861287&forum_id=2#24350184) |
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Date: July 12th, 2014 9:56 AM Author: Outnumbered Mexican (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1861287&forum_id=2#25915972) |
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Date: January 30th, 2012 3:04 AM Author: impertinent cuck twist: the Marine was Albert Einstein (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1861287&forum_id=2#19863787) |
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Date: January 30th, 2012 3:06 AM Author: flushed excitant pit blood rage FW: Fw: FW: FW: FW: Fw: fw: FW: FW: FW: FAITH in America's military!!!1!!1! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1861287&forum_id=2#19863789) |
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Date: July 12th, 2014 9:58 AM Author: Dashing Splenetic Stage Corn Cake (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1861287&forum_id=2#25915975) |
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Date: January 30th, 2012 3:07 AM Author: Vivacious business firm An atheist, communist, ACLU lawyer professor was teaching a class on Karl Marx. "Before the class begins, you must get on your knees and accept that Marx was the most highly-evolved being the world has ever known, greater than Jesus Christ!" At this moment, a brave, patriotic, pro-life Navy SEAL stood up, holding a rock. "How old is this rock, professor?" The arrogant professor smirked and smugly replied "4.6 billion years, you stupid Christian." "Wrong. It’s been 5,000 years since God created it. If it was 4.6 billion years old and evolution, as you say, is real… then it should be an animal now." The professor was visibly shaken. He dropped his chalk and stormed out of the classroom. The students applauded and all registered Republican. An eagle flew into the room and perched atop the American Flag and shed a tear on the chalk. That flag waves until this day, despite the lack of wind in the classroom. Semper Fi. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1861287&forum_id=2#19863795) |
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Date: January 30th, 2012 3:11 AM Author: Up-to-no-good Big University Shitlib 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1861287&forum_id=2#19863807) |
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Date: January 30th, 2012 3:12 AM Author: Deep lodge wrinkle lol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1861287&forum_id=2#19863808) |
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Date: January 30th, 2012 3:12 AM Author: impertinent cuck 180 eleventy
you've got some talent there, sonny boy |
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Date: January 30th, 2012 3:12 AM Author: cerise exciting principal's office depressive cot damn (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1861287&forum_id=2#19863814) |
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Date: January 30th, 2012 3:16 AM Author: Pungent Bearded Dilemma perhaps the best post ever on the new xo. i laughed until i cried (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1861287&forum_id=2#19863821) |
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Date: January 30th, 2012 3:26 AM Author: salmon marvelous haunted graveyard messiness Can a bro please explain this post to me? I find it mildly humorous, but I assume based on the number of 180 ratings that it possesses an underlying genius that I'm missing. TYIA. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1861287&forum_id=2#19863850) |
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Date: January 30th, 2012 3:41 AM Author: impertinent cuck (creationist Romnoid) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1861287&forum_id=2#19863892) |
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Date: January 30th, 2012 2:12 PM Author: salmon marvelous haunted graveyard messiness No brother, I'm just dumb. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1861287&forum_id=2#19864976) |
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Date: January 30th, 2012 3:51 AM Author: chartreuse bat-shit-crazy rehab background story lol pwned (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1861287&forum_id=2#19863914) |
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Date: January 30th, 2012 4:11 AM Author: sepia dog poop I laughed, I cried, I said 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1861287&forum_id=2#19863934) |
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Date: August 3rd, 2012 3:09 PM Author: very tactful public bath (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1861287&forum_id=2#21251132) |
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Date: January 30th, 2012 4:26 AM Author: swashbuckling theatre idea he suggested Can we sup this up a little with some more details in the intro, and make the rock->animal pwn a little more reasonable and get this started as an actual arecountry email forward? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1861287&forum_id=2#19863955) |
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Date: January 30th, 2012 9:56 AM Author: Ultramarine Violent Legend Crackhouse someone should do this (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1861287&forum_id=2#19864192) |
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Date: January 30th, 2012 4:30 AM Author: Insecure native old irish cottage (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1861287&forum_id=2#19863959) |
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Date: January 30th, 2012 4:47 AM Author: Racy Kitchen Legal Warrant (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1861287&forum_id=2#19863969) |
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Date: January 30th, 2012 5:00 AM Author: Apoplectic roast beef location (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1861287&forum_id=2#19863977) |
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Date: January 30th, 2012 5:23 AM Author: Brilliant Irradiated Locus lol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1861287&forum_id=2#19864001) |
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Date: January 30th, 2012 6:46 AM Author: Iridescent heady field you could seriously tweak this a little bit and turn it into a IRL are country email forward. excellent work. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1861287&forum_id=2#19864033) |
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Date: January 30th, 2012 7:45 AM Author: Pearl Affirmative Action OMFG 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1861287&forum_id=2#19864043) |
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Date: January 30th, 2012 7:46 AM Author: Pearl Affirmative Action "An eagle flew into the room and perched atop the American Flag and shed a tear on the chalk. That flag waves until this day, despite the lack of wind in the classroom."
LOOOL |
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Date: January 30th, 2012 2:41 PM Author: chartreuse bat-shit-crazy rehab background story WHAT IS THE SIGNIFICANCE OF IT CRYING ONTO THE CHALK? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1861287&forum_id=2#19865101) |
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Date: January 30th, 2012 2:43 PM Author: Vivacious business firm The original chain email involved the piece of chalk: http://www.truthorfiction.com/rumors/c/chalk.htm (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1861287&forum_id=2#19865111) |
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Date: January 30th, 2012 2:43 PM Author: adventurous mildly autistic azn bawdyhouse Purifying and renewing the powdered whiteness of REAL America breh (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1861287&forum_id=2#19865113) |
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Date: January 30th, 2012 2:44 PM Author: Vivacious business firm This too. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1861287&forum_id=2#19865120) |
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Date: April 15th, 2012 11:30 PM Author: self-centered hateful gunner (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1861287&forum_id=2#20472554) |
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Date: January 30th, 2012 8:27 AM Author: Ultramarine Violent Legend Crackhouse (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1861287&forum_id=2#19864067) |
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Date: January 30th, 2012 8:35 AM Author: Gold aromatic karate (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1861287&forum_id=2#19864072) |
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Date: January 30th, 2012 9:37 AM Author: soul-stirring hospital liquid oxygen You could hear a pin drop (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1861287&forum_id=2#19864138) |
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Date: January 30th, 2012 2:09 PM Author: Vivacious business firm Should be in there somewhere. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1861287&forum_id=2#19864964) |
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Date: January 30th, 2012 2:10 PM Author: adventurous mildly autistic azn bawdyhouse 180 ROFL (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1861287&forum_id=2#19864968) |
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Date: January 30th, 2012 2:13 PM Author: Puce property lolz (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1861287&forum_id=2#19864983) |
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Date: January 30th, 2012 2:16 PM Author: Stirring Church 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1861287&forum_id=2#19864992) |
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Date: January 30th, 2012 2:23 PM Author: brass doobsian skinny woman (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1861287&forum_id=2#19865018) |
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Date: January 30th, 2012 2:42 PM Author: Arousing flirting newt 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1861287&forum_id=2#19865108) |
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Date: January 30th, 2012 2:57 PM Author: Spectacular yarmulke Rock flag & eagle. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1861287&forum_id=2#19865196) |
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Date: January 30th, 2012 7:15 PM Author: Cruel-hearted Adulterous Orchestra Pit Puppy Lawl (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1861287&forum_id=2#19866768) |
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Date: January 30th, 2012 7:16 PM Author: odious range Seriously the funniest original piece of writing on xoxo I've read in years. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1861287&forum_id=2#19866772) |
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Date: January 30th, 2012 7:22 PM Author: impressive disturbing corner quadroon (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1861287&forum_id=2#19866813) |
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Date: January 30th, 2012 7:47 PM Author: chartreuse bat-shit-crazy rehab background story Semper Fi is for the Marines, not the SEALs. hth. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1861287&forum_id=2#19866991) |
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Date: January 30th, 2012 7:51 PM Author: Brilliant Irradiated Locus That makes it all the better dumbass. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1861287&forum_id=2#19867025) |
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Date: January 31st, 2012 2:09 AM Author: charismatic giraffe (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1861287&forum_id=2#19869553) |
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Date: January 31st, 2012 3:26 AM Author: Cerebral juggernaut therapy ah fuck it 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1861287&forum_id=2#19869762) |
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Date: January 31st, 2012 3:39 AM Author: Cracking Nursing Home Headpube 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1861287&forum_id=2#19869771) |
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Date: January 31st, 2012 3:53 AM Author: Charcoal Fiercely-loyal Whorehouse if I paste this as my facebook status, will doobs find me? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1861287&forum_id=2#19869791) |
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Date: January 31st, 2012 2:11 PM Author: wonderful rusted international law enforcement agency travel guidebook 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1861287&forum_id=2#19870945) |
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Date: January 31st, 2012 2:16 PM Author: Sooty Double Fault Circlehead 180!!! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1861287&forum_id=2#19870976) |
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Date: February 7th, 2012 6:24 AM Author: Iridescent heady field looky looky here http://i.imgur.com/SUfx6.png |
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Date: February 7th, 2012 6:34 AM Author: Vivacious business firm Been poasting my version on the chan for like four days now. Various versions of the chalk story have been floating around for months. I just picked out the better bits for the one I made I toned it down. This one is over the top though. You a /b/tard?
Edit: Is this shit seriously on reddit now?
2nd edit: http://pastebin.com/5ENzjzdh
http://forum.bodybuilding.com/showthread.php?t=142071661&page=1 |
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Date: February 7th, 2012 6:47 AM Author: Vivacious business firm YEEAAAHHH BABY! Third spamming still active!
boards.4chan.org/pol/res/1522333 |
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Date: February 7th, 2012 7:37 AM Author: Ungodly Bateful Immigrant Set (plagirizer) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1861287&forum_id=2#19914623) |
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Date: February 8th, 2012 2:56 PM Author: chartreuse bat-shit-crazy rehab background story 4chan jacked you
http://imgur.com/gallery/SUfx6 |
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Date: February 8th, 2012 8:59 PM Author: Insecure native old irish cottage wtf (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1861287&forum_id=2#19926701) |
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Date: April 15th, 2012 11:25 PM Author: Dark queen of the night (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1861287&forum_id=2#20472513) |
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Date: August 3rd, 2012 3:09 PM Author: concupiscible pervert ticket booth i died (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1861287&forum_id=2#21251138) |
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Date: September 11th, 2012 8:48 PM Author: Dark queen of the night (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1861287&forum_id=2#21555908) |
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Date: September 11th, 2012 8:52 PM Author: self-absorbed menage ps the eagle was albert einstein (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1861287&forum_id=2#21555921) |
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Date: September 11th, 2012 9:01 PM Author: passionate scourge upon the earth telephone 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1861287&forum_id=2#21555990) |
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Date: June 11th, 2013 1:15 PM Author: Startled ratface famous landscape painting 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1861287&forum_id=2#23372925) |
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Date: October 28th, 2013 3:08 PM Author: Wild point partner That's not how evolution works (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1861287&forum_id=2#24322923) |
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Date: October 28th, 2013 3:13 PM Author: Aquamarine Feces haven't laughed this hard at a poast in a while (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1861287&forum_id=2#24322951) |
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Date: November 1st, 2013 5:33 PM Author: copper provocative theater 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1861287&forum_id=2#24350194) |
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Date: July 12th, 2014 4:05 AM Author: Twisted Magenta Persian Piazza (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1861287&forum_id=2#25915599) |
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Date: July 12th, 2014 4:08 AM Author: Laughsome meetinghouse rigor How did I miss this gem?
180! |
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Date: May 24th, 2018 11:57 PM Author: Supple glassy school cafeteria (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1861287&forum_id=2#36123555) |
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Date: January 30th, 2012 3:07 AM Author: Vivacious business firm (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1861287&forum_id=2#19863796) |
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Date: January 30th, 2012 8:40 AM Author: Flesh Stead The government is incredibly adept at convincing people that our resource grabs have something to do with our Constitutional rights. It's laughable that people aren't able to discern this and further evidence that the Founders were right: the unwashed masses are dangerous and incapable of self-government. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1861287&forum_id=2#19864075) |
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Date: January 30th, 2012 2:44 PM Author: Arousing flirting newt The message was watch these fuckers like a hawk because they will do whatever they can to cement their power but in case you don't, we've erected legal barriers to stop them for two hundred years or so. And here we are (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1861287&forum_id=2#19865124) |
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Date: January 30th, 2012 2:22 PM Author: Cobalt bossy hell I love that this story implies an overburdened God sitting behind a disheveled desk, frantically trying to meet deadlines as his wife bugs him about picking up dinner on the way home. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1861287&forum_id=2#19865011) |
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Date: January 30th, 2012 2:24 PM Author: Puce property Finally he's just like, "DAMMIT! I don't need this shit right now! Marinedood, help me out here!" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1861287&forum_id=2#19865023) |
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Date: January 31st, 2012 12:20 PM Author: cordovan sweet tailpipe "shitshitshit I totally forgot about embarrassing that atheist professor. shirley could you get a marine to step in for me." (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1861287&forum_id=2#19870501) |
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Date: April 25th, 2014 1:39 AM Author: Internet-worthy Titillating Laser Beams IN fairness, the Marine Hymn DOES claim that god has Marines guarding heaven. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1861287&forum_id=2#25443158) |
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Date: January 30th, 2012 5:30 PM Author: Apoplectic roast beef location (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1861287&forum_id=2#19866148) |
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Date: January 30th, 2012 6:03 PM Author: unholy incel http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1846138&mc=21&forum_id=2#19724654 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1861287&forum_id=2#19866341) |
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Date: January 30th, 2012 7:15 PM Author: Brilliant Irradiated Locus You're the king of the board (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1861287&forum_id=2#19866770) |
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Date: January 30th, 2012 7:40 PM Author: Apoplectic roast beef location I love how all these are country email forwards just implicitly assume that any given marine is a god fearing Christian. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1861287&forum_id=2#19866945) |
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Date: January 31st, 2012 2:14 AM Author: Primrose senate organic girlfriend tbf, most are faggot (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1861287&forum_id=2#19869574) |
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Date: January 31st, 2012 3:50 AM Author: impertinent cuck Most are definately no faggots, you piece of shit libpedo. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1861287&forum_id=2#19869782) |
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Date: February 7th, 2012 6:59 AM Author: Vivacious business firm Spamming 4chan has paid off. This is rapidly turning into a meme. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1861287&forum_id=2#19914616) |
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Date: February 7th, 2012 7:37 AM Author: Ungodly Bateful Immigrant Set I like how you stole that story from 4chan and tried to pass it off as your own. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1861287&forum_id=2#19914622) |
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Date: February 8th, 2012 8:42 PM Author: Brilliant Irradiated Locus (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1861287&forum_id=2#19926515) |
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Date: February 7th, 2012 7:45 AM Author: Overrated French Chef http://www.reddit.com/r/atheism/comments/pedh3/another_great_find_on_b_xpost_r4chan/ (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1861287&forum_id=2#19914628) |
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Date: February 8th, 2012 8:27 PM Author: charismatic giraffe Fuckers STOLE it from us! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1861287&forum_id=2#19926318) |
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Date: February 8th, 2012 8:41 PM Author: impertinent cuck (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1861287&forum_id=2#19926504) |
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Date: April 15th, 2012 11:30 PM Author: Canary Doctorate LOL at this backslapping atheitist (no typo here) shitlib TTT of a thread. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1861287&forum_id=2#20472553) |
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Date: July 2nd, 2012 5:11 PM Author: Apoplectic roast beef location (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1861287&forum_id=2#21003836) |
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Date: August 3rd, 2012 3:02 PM Author: Bright milk coldplay fan (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1861287&forum_id=2#21251062) |
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Date: September 11th, 2012 8:58 PM Author: transparent razzmatazz deer antler gas station ITT: Someone posts something popular on 4chan and reddit; everyone believes it originated on xoxo.
Same thing happened with lolcats. |
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Date: June 11th, 2013 1:17 PM Author: glittery godawful heaven this site was doing anti-atheist chain-mail threads in 2008/9. that's where the PS: the student was albert einstein thing came from. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1861287&forum_id=2#23372940) |
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Date: June 11th, 2013 1:15 PM Author: flushed excitant pit blood rage http://www.reddit.com/r/forwardsfromgrandma/ (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1861287&forum_id=2#23372928) |
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Date: June 11th, 2013 1:15 PM Author: Startled ratface famous landscape painting Going to forward these to my reptile parents (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1861287&forum_id=2#23372929) |
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Date: June 25th, 2013 2:38 PM Author: Chestnut Church Building (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1861287&forum_id=2#23471774) |
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Date: April 25th, 2014 1:31 AM Author: Ruby parlor nowag A United States Marine was attending some college courses between assignments. He had completed missions in Iraq and Afghanistan . One of the courses had a professor who was a vowed atheist and a member of the ACLU.
One day the professor shocked the class when he came in. He looked to the ceiling and flatly stated, “God, if you are real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I’ll give you exactly 15 minutes.” The lecture room fell silent. You could hear a pin drop.
Ten minutes went by and the professor proclaimed, “Here I am God. I’m still waiting.” It got down to the last couple of minutes when the Marine got out of his chair, went up to the professor, and lifted up his arm to strike him.
At that moment the professor was transformed into a 7-foot grizzly, wreathed in a halo of holy fire. The bear spoke: "Blasphemer thou art, thou thinkst to take the place of God? Those who deny me face eternal fire, but you who knows my work and yet commits the sin of Satan I curse a hundred times over!" The Marine went back to his seat and sat there, silently picking at his boils. Then Richard Dawkins burst into the room, wielding a copy of The Selfish Gene and crying "Leave that boy alone, you pathetic atavism!" As the holy bear whirled around, terrible light flashing in its eyes, Dawkins shed his mortal form, raised each of his seven horned heads, and hissed. "It'ssss me you want!". And then the Lord and the Antichrist joined in the final battle.
The other students were shocked and stunned and sat there looking on in silence. |
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Date: July 18th, 2014 11:54 PM Author: cyan territorial station (very ARROGANT atheist professor) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1861287&forum_id=2#25961888) |
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