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Date: January 30th, 2012 2:48 AM Author: Haunting flirting hell A United States Marine was taking some college courses between assignments. He had completed 20 missions in Iraq and Afghanistan. One of the courses had a professor who was an avowed atheist, and a member of the ACLU.
One day the professor shocked the class when he came in. He looked to the ceiling and flatly stated, "GOD, if you are real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 minutes." The lecture room fell silent. You could hear a pin drop. Ten minutes went by and the professor proclaimed, "Here I am GOD, I'm still waiting."
It got down to the last couple of minutes when the Marine got out of his chair, went up to the professor, and cold-cocked him; knocking him off the platform. The professor was out cold.
The Marine went back to his seat and sat there, silently. The other students were shocked and stunned, and sat there looking on in silence. The professor eventually came to, noticeably shaken, looked at the Marine and asked, "What in the world is the matter with you? Why did you do that?"
The Marine calmly replied, "GOD was too busy today protecting America's soldiers who are protecting your right to say stupid stuff and act like an idiot. So, He sent me."
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Date: January 30th, 2012 2:50 AM Author: histrionic cordovan private investor P.S. The Marine was charged with a hate crime and sentenced to 15-20 years. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1861287&forum_id=2#19863748) |
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Date: January 30th, 2012 3:18 AM Author: Bat Shit Crazy Elite Principal's Office Electric Furnace credited in NY/Cali/New England but not in ARE country. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1861287&forum_id=2#19863824) |
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Date: January 30th, 2012 2:50 AM Author: Stimulating flickering stag film halford was before the marine was president (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1861287&forum_id=2#19863750) |
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Date: January 30th, 2012 2:52 AM Author: Seedy Hairless Main People AMERICA (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1861287&forum_id=2#19863759) |
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Date: January 30th, 2012 2:55 AM Author: cracking black school *forwards* (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1861287&forum_id=2#19863767) |
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Date: January 30th, 2012 3:03 AM Author: wild honey-headed church blood rage rapetiles need to start hiring liberal hollywood writers to pen their chain emails. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1861287&forum_id=2#19863783) |
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Date: January 30th, 2012 3:12 AM Author: histrionic cordovan private investor A United States Marine was taking some college courses between assignments. He *KAAABOOOOOOM!!!*
P.S. The Author was Michael Bay |
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Date: January 30th, 2012 7:14 PM Author: pink stain Laughed hard. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1861287&forum_id=2#19866761) |
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Date: January 31st, 2012 2:13 AM Author: Slippery set mad-dog skullcap Underrated. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1861287&forum_id=2#19869569) |
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Date: January 30th, 2012 3:04 AM Author: Bat Shit Crazy Elite Principal's Office Electric Furnace twist: the Marine was Albert Einstein (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1861287&forum_id=2#19863787) |
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Date: January 30th, 2012 3:06 AM Author: Low-t Gay Azn FW: Fw: FW: FW: FW: Fw: fw: FW: FW: FW: FAITH in America's military!!!1!!1! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1861287&forum_id=2#19863789) |
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Date: January 30th, 2012 3:07 AM Author: Soul-stirring Field An atheist, communist, ACLU lawyer professor was teaching a class on Karl Marx. "Before the class begins, you must get on your knees and accept that Marx was the most highly-evolved being the world has ever known, greater than Jesus Christ!" At this moment, a brave, patriotic, pro-life Navy SEAL stood up, holding a rock. "How old is this rock, professor?" The arrogant professor smirked and smugly replied "4.6 billion years, you stupid Christian." "Wrong. It’s been 5,000 years since God created it. If it was 4.6 billion years old and evolution, as you say, is real… then it should be an animal now." The professor was visibly shaken. He dropped his chalk and stormed out of the classroom. The students applauded and all registered Republican. An eagle flew into the room and perched atop the American Flag and shed a tear on the chalk. That flag waves until this day, despite the lack of wind in the classroom. Semper Fi. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1861287&forum_id=2#19863795) |
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Date: January 30th, 2012 3:11 AM Author: histrionic cordovan private investor 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1861287&forum_id=2#19863807) |
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Date: January 30th, 2012 3:12 AM Author: Bat Shit Crazy Elite Principal's Office Electric Furnace 180 eleventy
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Date: January 30th, 2012 3:16 AM Author: razzle knife perhaps the best post ever on the new xo. i laughed until i cried (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1861287&forum_id=2#19863821) |
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Date: January 30th, 2012 3:26 AM Author: flesh chapel codepig Can a bro please explain this post to me? I find it mildly humorous, but I assume based on the number of 180 ratings that it possesses an underlying genius that I'm missing. TYIA. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1861287&forum_id=2#19863850) |
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Date: January 30th, 2012 3:41 AM Author: Bat Shit Crazy Elite Principal's Office Electric Furnace (creationist Romnoid) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1861287&forum_id=2#19863892) |
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Date: January 30th, 2012 2:12 PM Author: flesh chapel codepig No brother, I'm just dumb. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1861287&forum_id=2#19864976) |
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Date: January 30th, 2012 4:26 AM Author: boyish public bath Can we sup this up a little with some more details in the intro, and make the rock->animal pwn a little more reasonable and get this started as an actual arecountry email forward? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1861287&forum_id=2#19863955) |
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Date: January 30th, 2012 6:46 AM Author: Rambunctious racy half-breed you could seriously tweak this a little bit and turn it into a IRL are country email forward. excellent work. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1861287&forum_id=2#19864033) |
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Date: January 30th, 2012 7:45 AM Author: Fear-inspiring Buck-toothed Office OMFG 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1861287&forum_id=2#19864043) |
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Date: January 30th, 2012 7:46 AM Author: Fear-inspiring Buck-toothed Office "An eagle flew into the room and perched atop the American Flag and shed a tear on the chalk. That flag waves until this day, despite the lack of wind in the classroom."
LOOOL |
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Date: January 30th, 2012 2:41 PM Author: brilliant twisted prole WHAT IS THE SIGNIFICANCE OF IT CRYING ONTO THE CHALK? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1861287&forum_id=2#19865101) |
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Date: January 30th, 2012 2:43 PM Author: Soul-stirring Field The original chain email involved the piece of chalk: http://www.truthorfiction.com/rumors/c/chalk.htm (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1861287&forum_id=2#19865111) |
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Date: January 30th, 2012 2:09 PM Author: Soul-stirring Field Should be in there somewhere. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1861287&forum_id=2#19864964) |
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Date: January 30th, 2012 7:47 PM Author: brilliant twisted prole Semper Fi is for the Marines, not the SEALs. hth. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1861287&forum_id=2#19866991) |
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Date: January 30th, 2012 7:51 PM Author: floppy idea he suggested That makes it all the better dumbass. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1861287&forum_id=2#19867025) |
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Date: February 7th, 2012 6:24 AM Author: Rambunctious racy half-breed looky looky here http://i.imgur.com/SUfx6.png |
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Date: February 7th, 2012 6:34 AM Author: Soul-stirring Field Been poasting my version on the chan for like four days now. Various versions of the chalk story have been floating around for months. I just picked out the better bits for the one I made I toned it down. This one is over the top though. You a /b/tard?
Edit: Is this shit seriously on reddit now?
2nd edit: http://pastebin.com/5ENzjzdh
http://forum.bodybuilding.com/showthread.php?t=142071661&page=1 |
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Date: February 7th, 2012 6:47 AM Author: Soul-stirring Field YEEAAAHHH BABY! Third spamming still active!
boards.4chan.org/pol/res/1522333 |
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Date: February 8th, 2012 2:56 PM Author: brilliant twisted prole 4chan jacked you
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Date: May 24th, 2018 11:57 PM Author: Rose Stage Crotch (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1861287&forum_id=2#36123555) |
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Date: January 30th, 2012 3:07 AM Author: Soul-stirring Field (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1861287&forum_id=2#19863796) |
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Date: January 30th, 2012 8:40 AM Author: Concupiscible Frozen Immigrant Affirmative Action The government is incredibly adept at convincing people that our resource grabs have something to do with our Constitutional rights. It's laughable that people aren't able to discern this and further evidence that the Founders were right: the unwashed masses are dangerous and incapable of self-government. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1861287&forum_id=2#19864075) |
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Date: January 30th, 2012 2:44 PM Author: Slate mind-boggling plaza wagecucks The message was watch these fuckers like a hawk because they will do whatever they can to cement their power but in case you don't, we've erected legal barriers to stop them for two hundred years or so. And here we are (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1861287&forum_id=2#19865124) |
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Date: January 30th, 2012 2:22 PM Author: Swashbuckling greedy hospital I love that this story implies an overburdened God sitting behind a disheveled desk, frantically trying to meet deadlines as his wife bugs him about picking up dinner on the way home. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1861287&forum_id=2#19865011) |
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Date: January 30th, 2012 2:24 PM Author: Bronze Big Area Trust Fund Finally he's just like, "DAMMIT! I don't need this shit right now! Marinedood, help me out here!" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1861287&forum_id=2#19865023) |
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Date: January 31st, 2012 12:20 PM Author: stirring brindle abode pistol "shitshitshit I totally forgot about embarrassing that atheist professor. shirley could you get a marine to step in for me." (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1861287&forum_id=2#19870501) |
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Date: April 25th, 2014 1:39 AM Author: Hilarious Ticket Booth Candlestick Maker IN fairness, the Marine Hymn DOES claim that god has Marines guarding heaven. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1861287&forum_id=2#25443158) |
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Date: January 30th, 2012 5:30 PM Author: Seedy Hairless Main People (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1861287&forum_id=2#19866148) |
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Date: January 30th, 2012 6:03 PM Author: Supple Circlehead http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1846138&mc=21&forum_id=2#19724654 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1861287&forum_id=2#19866341) |
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Date: January 30th, 2012 7:15 PM Author: floppy idea he suggested You're the king of the board (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1861287&forum_id=2#19866770) |
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Date: January 30th, 2012 7:40 PM Author: Seedy Hairless Main People I love how all these are country email forwards just implicitly assume that any given marine is a god fearing Christian. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1861287&forum_id=2#19866945) |
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Date: January 31st, 2012 2:14 AM Author: idiotic foreskin tbf, most are faggot (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1861287&forum_id=2#19869574) |
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Date: January 31st, 2012 3:50 AM Author: Bat Shit Crazy Elite Principal's Office Electric Furnace Most are definately no faggots, you piece of shit libpedo. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1861287&forum_id=2#19869782) |
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Date: February 7th, 2012 6:59 AM Author: Soul-stirring Field Spamming 4chan has paid off. This is rapidly turning into a meme. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1861287&forum_id=2#19914616) |
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Date: February 7th, 2012 7:37 AM Author: blue step-uncle's house I like how you stole that story from 4chan and tried to pass it off as your own. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1861287&forum_id=2#19914622) |
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Date: February 8th, 2012 8:42 PM Author: floppy idea he suggested (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1861287&forum_id=2#19926515) |
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Date: April 15th, 2012 11:48 PM Author: idiotic foreskin (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1861287&forum_id=2#20472706) |
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Date: August 3rd, 2012 3:05 PM Author: Effete native (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1861287&forum_id=2#21251098) |
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Date: February 7th, 2012 7:45 AM Author: Gold pisswyrm point http://www.reddit.com/r/atheism/comments/pedh3/another_great_find_on_b_xpost_r4chan/ (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1861287&forum_id=2#19914628) |
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Date: February 8th, 2012 8:27 PM Author: Slippery set mad-dog skullcap Fuckers STOLE it from us! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1861287&forum_id=2#19926318) |
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Date: February 8th, 2012 8:41 PM Author: Bat Shit Crazy Elite Principal's Office Electric Furnace (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1861287&forum_id=2#19926504) |
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Date: April 15th, 2012 11:30 PM Author: Talking Love Of Her Life Shrine LOL at this backslapping atheitist (no typo here) shitlib TTT of a thread. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1861287&forum_id=2#20472553) |
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Date: July 2nd, 2012 5:11 PM Author: Seedy Hairless Main People (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1861287&forum_id=2#21003836) |
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Date: August 3rd, 2012 3:02 PM Author: Effete native (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1861287&forum_id=2#21251062) |
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Date: September 11th, 2012 8:58 PM Author: Ivory institution ITT: Someone posts something popular on 4chan and reddit; everyone believes it originated on xoxo.
Same thing happened with lolcats. |
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Date: June 11th, 2013 1:17 PM Author: Mint appetizing boistinker this site was doing anti-atheist chain-mail threads in 2008/9. that's where the PS: the student was albert einstein thing came from. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1861287&forum_id=2#23372940) |
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Date: July 12th, 2014 4:07 AM Author: Lake wonderful dragon (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1861287&forum_id=2#25915600) |
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Date: December 1st, 2012 2:32 PM Author: bearded forum (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1861287&forum_id=2#22146681) |
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Date: June 11th, 2013 1:13 PM Author: opaque water buffalo (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1861287&forum_id=2#23372911) |
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Date: June 11th, 2013 1:15 PM Author: Low-t Gay Azn http://www.reddit.com/r/forwardsfromgrandma/ (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1861287&forum_id=2#23372928) |
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Date: June 11th, 2013 1:15 PM Author: Bateful bistre market Going to forward these to my reptile parents (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1861287&forum_id=2#23372929) |
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Date: June 25th, 2013 2:38 PM Author: opaque water buffalo (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1861287&forum_id=2#23471774) |
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Date: October 28th, 2013 3:10 PM Author: vivacious ruby fortuitous meteor mood holy shit i'm glad i read this (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1861287&forum_id=2#24322932) |
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Date: October 28th, 2013 3:31 PM Author: Very tactful beta stage (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1861287&forum_id=2#24323029) |
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Date: November 1st, 2013 5:30 PM Author: Razzle-dazzle useless juggernaut (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1861287&forum_id=2#24350172) |
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Date: February 5th, 2014 10:20 AM Author: Spectacular Heaven Hunting Ground (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1861287&forum_id=2#24960600) |
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Date: April 25th, 2014 1:31 AM Author: Adventurous shivering locale feces A United States Marine was attending some college courses between assignments. He had completed missions in Iraq and Afghanistan . One of the courses had a professor who was a vowed atheist and a member of the ACLU.
One day the professor shocked the class when he came in. He looked to the ceiling and flatly stated, “God, if you are real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I’ll give you exactly 15 minutes.” The lecture room fell silent. You could hear a pin drop.
Ten minutes went by and the professor proclaimed, “Here I am God. I’m still waiting.” It got down to the last couple of minutes when the Marine got out of his chair, went up to the professor, and lifted up his arm to strike him.
At that moment the professor was transformed into a 7-foot grizzly, wreathed in a halo of holy fire. The bear spoke: "Blasphemer thou art, thou thinkst to take the place of God? Those who deny me face eternal fire, but you who knows my work and yet commits the sin of Satan I curse a hundred times over!" The Marine went back to his seat and sat there, silently picking at his boils. Then Richard Dawkins burst into the room, wielding a copy of The Selfish Gene and crying "Leave that boy alone, you pathetic atavism!" As the holy bear whirled around, terrible light flashing in its eyes, Dawkins shed his mortal form, raised each of his seven horned heads, and hissed. "It'ssss me you want!". And then the Lord and the Antichrist joined in the final battle.
The other students were shocked and stunned and sat there looking on in silence. |
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Date: July 12th, 2014 4:08 AM Author: Insecure Laughsome Nibblets 190 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1861287&forum_id=2#25915601) |
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Date: July 12th, 2014 5:43 AM Author: Cobalt naked pit incel holy fuck (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1861287&forum_id=2#25915703) |
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Date: July 12th, 2014 9:50 AM Author: milky unhinged skinny woman what happened next??? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1861287&forum_id=2#25915957) |
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Date: July 18th, 2014 11:31 PM Author: opaque water buffalo this is fucking incredible (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1861287&forum_id=2#25961713) |
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Date: November 14th, 2017 7:31 PM Author: Aqua legend (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1861287&forum_id=2#34687733) |
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Date: July 12th, 2014 5:10 AM Author: primrose den (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1861287&forum_id=2#25915659) |
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Date: July 18th, 2014 11:53 PM Author: Dull fragrant legal warrant Most overrated thread ever (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1861287&forum_id=2#25961879) |
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Date: July 18th, 2014 11:54 PM Author: Galvanic headpube (very ARROGANT atheist professor) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1861287&forum_id=2#25961888) |
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Date: July 18th, 2014 11:56 PM Author: Dull fragrant legal warrant don't make it worse (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1861287&forum_id=2#25961899) |
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Date: November 14th, 2017 7:25 PM Author: cerise offensive goyim (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1861287&forum_id=2#34687720) |
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Date: November 14th, 2017 7:41 PM Author: exciting sanctuary masturbator 2012: XO would mock this. 2017: XO would forward this email to their friends along with a TRUMP 2020 signature line. |