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Franzen's dark night of the soul: considered becoming paralegal
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Date: February 29th, 2012 7:59 PM Author: Violet sex offender gas station The mid-1990s were evidently a difficult period for Franzen. Although he was a Guggenheim fellow in 1996, the profits from his first two books were gone, his marriage to Cornell finally dissolved in 1996, and his father died of Alzheimer's on Tuesday, May 16, 1995, at Betehsda Dilwroth Memorial Home in Kirkwood, Missouri. Earl Franzen was cremated with a memorial service on June 3, the last time Franzen was seen in public with Cornell. This cluster of landmark events signaled the end of an era for Franzen, who told Donald Antrium: "Not long after that, something loosened up. There was a space in which I could actually start to write again, a little bit, something that was mine and not ours" ("Jonathan Franzen" 75). During this period Franzen had entertained serious doubts about his vocation. He reflected: "I reaced such a low point. I was so discouraged with fiction . . . I was even thinking of temping or becoming a paralegal. And it occurred to me that I had written these two good novels, and it was not really approproate for me to go and word-process at a law firm. And that maybe I should think about doing some journalism. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1886902&forum_id=2#20085637) |
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Date: November 17th, 2014 5:03 PM Author: Arousing At-the-ready Principal's Office Idea He Suggested "Betehsda Dilwroth"
Wtf? I can haz hozpitall? |
Date: August 1st, 2013 7:25 PM Author: Underhanded metal property (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1886902&forum_id=2#23764037) |
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Date: February 13th, 2014 8:37 PM Author: Submissive double fault (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1886902&forum_id=2#25012926) |
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Date: February 13th, 2014 8:52 PM Author: thriller balding legal warrant actually pretty telling
think of all those smart kids from good schools that run to big east coast cities to be paralegals and then go get their lives tied up in law
how many of them could have really helped change the world? |
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Date: February 13th, 2014 9:08 PM Author: Pungent resort faggot firefighter lol like franzen changed the world? he's a premature curmudgeon who writes self-serious, bourgeois "literature." i literally can't think of a more fatuous snob. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1886902&forum_id=2#25013111) |
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Date: February 13th, 2014 9:09 PM Author: Tan Office (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1886902&forum_id=2#25013119) |
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Date: February 14th, 2014 4:26 AM Author: topaz parlor fortuitous meteor he's a snob but at least he's not a SPS paper pusher going to be the 626th personal injury lawyer in Boston; I can't weigh their utility to the world but my point, I guess, is that too many people go to law school and it would be socially beneficial to see if some of those brains could be used elsewhere, cite: Scalia (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1886902&forum_id=2#25015901) |
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Date: February 15th, 2014 4:14 PM Author: Submissive double fault scalia couldn't succeed at any other profession. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1886902&forum_id=2#25024342) |
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Date: February 15th, 2014 4:15 PM Author: topaz parlor fortuitous meteor cricket eating (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1886902&forum_id=2#25024347) |
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Date: February 15th, 2014 4:22 PM Author: Costumed Motley Nowag Corner at least it's possible for the 627th PI lawyer in boston to be a net gain to humanity (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1886902&forum_id=2#25024386) |
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Date: February 15th, 2014 4:18 PM Author: Crimson son of senegal hell (Totally salt-of-the-earth bro who uses words like fatuous," "curmudgeon" and "bourgeois") (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1886902&forum_id=2#25024358) |
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Date: February 13th, 2014 8:52 PM Author: Soul-stirring cruise ship hairy legs he always uses that phrase "not appropriate" to refer to something that he decided not to do because he considers himself too cool for it. i've read several quotes of his where he says of something, "it was not appropriate" (translation: "Franzen doesn't roll like dat.") (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1886902&forum_id=2#25013024) |
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Date: February 14th, 2014 4:14 AM Author: Comical Offensive Market Masturbator i noticed this first time i read this passage, didnt realize it reflected a broader (shitty) tendency (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1886902&forum_id=2#25015863) |
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Date: February 13th, 2014 8:53 PM Author: Tan Office (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1886902&forum_id=2#25013026) |
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Date: February 13th, 2014 9:04 PM Author: rebellious tank bawdyhouse oh the luxury of the 90s economy! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1886902&forum_id=2#25013081) |
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Date: February 13th, 2014 9:12 PM Author: Soul-stirring cruise ship hairy legs alternate timeline: Franzen is a 57-year-old paralegal (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1886902&forum_id=2#25013132) |
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Date: February 13th, 2014 9:15 PM Author: Tan Office (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1886902&forum_id=2#25013160) |
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Date: September 21st, 2014 7:55 PM Author: Submissive double fault (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1886902&forum_id=2#26369703) |
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Date: February 13th, 2014 9:14 PM Author: canary bbw indian lodge if franzen hadn't stuck with it and written freedom we never would have gotten that hilarious vid of him shooting hoops. or this:
http://flavorwire.files.wordpress.com/2012/03/jonathan-franzen.jpg
depriving the world of these gifts would not have been appropriate |
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Date: February 14th, 2014 4:13 AM Author: Cyan gaping locus (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1886902&forum_id=2#25015856) |
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Date: February 14th, 2014 4:12 AM Author: Cyan gaping locus Franzen is such a faggot. he sponged off his family until he was in his late 40s and was never gainfully employed. then he won the lottery with that shitty novel of his. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1886902&forum_id=2#25015855) |
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Date: February 15th, 2014 4:19 PM Author: Opaque multi-colored station op is an A+ franzen threader (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1886902&forum_id=2#25024364) |
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Date: February 15th, 2014 4:20 PM Author: Crimson son of senegal hell Think about how big of a tool you have to be to hold this 5 second pose for a quick photo:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Jonathan_Franzen_at_the_Brooklyn_Book_Festival.jpg |
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Date: February 15th, 2014 4:20 PM Author: Tan Office franzen always looks like he's sweating like crazy (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1886902&forum_id=2#25024375) |
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Date: May 11th, 2014 10:27 PM Author: house-broken curious location biglaw partner sending franzen blacklined doc via email with subject line: THE CORRECTIONS (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1886902&forum_id=2#25544673) |
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Look at his doofy cameo in this Sesame Street video. |
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